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#52 - Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#48 - Not everyone who likes a different hero has to be less 'into' …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony 0
#50 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure homie...
But a guy who have actually read both DC and Marvel wouldnt make fucking idiot sentences like:

''n fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)''
#54 - naodell (12/06/2013) [-]
You know you're supposed to capitalize "I" right?
#55 - poontanglife (12/06/2013) [-]
Go die bro.
#47 - That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship betwee… 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#46 - Then you and I have obviously read different comics, good sir.… 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#44 - You see, I disagree with that too. Batman has had some wonderf…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#51 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, Iron Man villians fucking sucks
User avatar #45 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Inner demons, I'll give you that. His are comparable to Batman's if not better. But external foes is what I'm talking about. Separate bodies. Batman's are better, and Batman's relationship with them is better. Batman and the Joker is one of the most iconic, interesting and enduring relationships in all of comics.
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship between Batman and Joker is like between Order and Chaos, and as a great Youtube comment said in a video once...

"There's nothing iconic about clowns and bats-"
'WELL THERE IS NOW!'
#43 - Iron Man is a douchebag, that's exactly what he is; and he's l…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#49 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Of cause there is a fanbase for Iron Man, but OBJECTIVELY there is no doubt that more talent have worked on Batman, that Batman is a greater character and have many more and better stories. You can be that one dude out of fifty that finds Iron Man stories better, but that doesnt change the objective fact.

Iron Man is a douchebag, the writers that worked on him even TRIED to douche him up, its like they wanted the fans to hate him... its not Tonys fault... Just like Cyclops.

_; ''and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad''_
Thats Spider-Man bro, that isnt Tony, lol....
Tony was a very likeable character once in comics, and he is likeable in the movies because good writers wrote him.
But in modern comics he is an arrogant, shortsighted fool, he treats women badly, he is arrogant and self important... Oh yeah and you know ''Civil War''. Iron Man could have a douchebag standoff with Namor and Iron Man would win.
And yeah, that IS a fact that most comic book fans find Iron Man to be a huge douche, and he is one of the least liked A class heroes out there.
His comics sell badly and Marvel have been close to cancelling his comic books many times especially the 90s. Without Robert D. Jr. Iron Man would most likely not be classified as an A class anymore.
You know what, i think if you asked Tony himself, he would say with big regrets ''yes im a douche, oh my god im a douche'',

Bro, you cant critisize Batman, he is fucking Batman, he is perfect in every way... Just stop that, and focus on my Iron Man trashing.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's been around longer, and while he's had a lot of good stories, he's also had many more horrible ones. And just because you like Batman more doesn't mean every comic book fan also agrees with you, they're both good in their own ways and they're both completely different characters, I'm just saying I believe Iron-Man is better because he's more relatable and human.

...Okay, how can you tell me "You probably just saw the movies" when that's all you're talking about right now? In the comics Iron Man is a father figure to younger heroes, he's the second-in-command of the Avengers, he's contributed as much as Reed Richards in terms of funding and scientific development (although in different fields). I'm started to think that YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what they're talking about...

Yes it is Tony, seeing as how Tony deals with his issues with authority, his family problems, his issues with drink, his own superiority complex, trust issues (that he only recently got over), his own role as a leader and father figure, so on, so fourth...

What I don't understand is how you totally disregard Batman's bad comics, of which he's had many more than good, but hagger on Iron-Man for the same reasons. You're not even looking at facts or evidence, you're just pulling stats out of your ass and hoping people agree because you're bias as hell, and the moment you figure out you're wrong you pass it off on another, ulterior reason like "Oh, they just don't know enough". Seriously, if you were in a debating class you would be kicked within the first few comments.

I can criticize Batman for that very reason, because he IS 'perfect' and a Mary-Sue.
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#41 - You seem a little booty-bothered. 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#40 - I've read my share of comics, I assure you; I just don't think…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, then. Each to his own tastes.
#39 - How so? 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#5 - Eh, I never really liked Batman much. To me he always seemed l…  [+] (37 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony +30
#38 - nonanonnon (11/23/2013) [-]
All depends on who's writing them.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #35 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
No offense, but you probably don't read the comics. You probably just saw the movies.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
I've read my share of comics, I assure you; I just don't think Batman is that deep of a character. Tony Stark on the other hand goes out, saves lives, fights battles, poses with civilians, and then goes home and can't continue his day without a drink; and it just seems to hit you harder that he's only human
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, then. Each to his own tastes.
#36 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, and i may sound like a pretentious fanboy idiot when i say this:
If your say youre a fan of Batman, and youve only seen the movies... then you arent a fan of Batman.
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, though.
#25 - anonexplains (11/23/2013) [-]
right, so douchebag mcdouchenstein is more relateable than the guy that has actual emotions?

Whatever, you're a massive fucking douche man.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
You seem a little booty-bothered.
#23 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Objectively comparing Iron Man and Batman in quality is just mind bogling.
Batman is miiiles ahead of Iron Man in every aspect, story, background, villians, personality, development, history... everything.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Iron Man is a douchebag, that's exactly what he is; and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad. And no...no he's not generally disliked; he's one of the most popular characters in Marvel. I have read the comics plenty; I know it must strike you as absolutely absurd that ANYONE COULD EVER THINK DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WHILE STILL BEING EDUCATED but it happens. Deal with it.

Second, no it's not mind-boggling just because you get a stiffy every time Batman pulls out his Batarang and talks about his parents, they're both wonderful characters with their own story, history, motivations, and feely-moments. I just think Tony Stark is more human and thus better.
#49 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Of cause there is a fanbase for Iron Man, but OBJECTIVELY there is no doubt that more talent have worked on Batman, that Batman is a greater character and have many more and better stories. You can be that one dude out of fifty that finds Iron Man stories better, but that doesnt change the objective fact.

Iron Man is a douchebag, the writers that worked on him even TRIED to douche him up, its like they wanted the fans to hate him... its not Tonys fault... Just like Cyclops.

_; ''and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad''_
Thats Spider-Man bro, that isnt Tony, lol....
Tony was a very likeable character once in comics, and he is likeable in the movies because good writers wrote him.
But in modern comics he is an arrogant, shortsighted fool, he treats women badly, he is arrogant and self important... Oh yeah and you know ''Civil War''. Iron Man could have a douchebag standoff with Namor and Iron Man would win.
And yeah, that IS a fact that most comic book fans find Iron Man to be a huge douche, and he is one of the least liked A class heroes out there.
His comics sell badly and Marvel have been close to cancelling his comic books many times especially the 90s. Without Robert D. Jr. Iron Man would most likely not be classified as an A class anymore.
You know what, i think if you asked Tony himself, he would say with big regrets ''yes im a douche, oh my god im a douche'',

Bro, you cant critisize Batman, he is fucking Batman, he is perfect in every way... Just stop that, and focus on my Iron Man trashing.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's been around longer, and while he's had a lot of good stories, he's also had many more horrible ones. And just because you like Batman more doesn't mean every comic book fan also agrees with you, they're both good in their own ways and they're both completely different characters, I'm just saying I believe Iron-Man is better because he's more relatable and human.

...Okay, how can you tell me "You probably just saw the movies" when that's all you're talking about right now? In the comics Iron Man is a father figure to younger heroes, he's the second-in-command of the Avengers, he's contributed as much as Reed Richards in terms of funding and scientific development (although in different fields). I'm started to think that YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what they're talking about...

Yes it is Tony, seeing as how Tony deals with his issues with authority, his family problems, his issues with drink, his own superiority complex, trust issues (that he only recently got over), his own role as a leader and father figure, so on, so fourth...

What I don't understand is how you totally disregard Batman's bad comics, of which he's had many more than good, but hagger on Iron-Man for the same reasons. You're not even looking at facts or evidence, you're just pulling stats out of your ass and hoping people agree because you're bias as hell, and the moment you figure out you're wrong you pass it off on another, ulterior reason like "Oh, they just don't know enough". Seriously, if you were in a debating class you would be kicked within the first few comments.

I can criticize Batman for that very reason, because he IS 'perfect' and a Mary-Sue.
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#20 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Iron Man is a douchebag, he is generally very disliked in the comic book fandom, its only because of his movies that he is still an a-rank superhero.
He is a major douche, a funny douche, but a major douchebag... like extremly, read a comic.
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman's relationship to his villains will always be better than any Stark has. That's one thing Batman has going for him: A better supporting cast.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
You see, I disagree with that too. Batman has had some wonderful moments with his villains and so has Iron-Man. I mean he goes out, saves the day, defeats the baddies, shares some wisdom and poses with fans, then goes home...and he can't sleep, he can't rest, he can't even look at himself in the mirror without seeing a haggered face and bloodshot eyes because he just can't continue without that drink, and between you and me that's one villain nearly everyone faces at least once.
#51 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, Iron Man villians fucking sucks
User avatar #45 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Inner demons, I'll give you that. His are comparable to Batman's if not better. But external foes is what I'm talking about. Separate bodies. Batman's are better, and Batman's relationship with them is better. Batman and the Joker is one of the most iconic, interesting and enduring relationships in all of comics.
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship between Batman and Joker is like between Order and Chaos, and as a great Youtube comment said in a video once...

"There's nothing iconic about clowns and bats-"
'WELL THERE IS NOW!'
#13 - Derpcakes (11/23/2013) [-]
I honestly don't like Iron Man at all. But that is just because I don't really like his attitude. I acknowledge that Batman and Stark have both had their own struggles, and I think that by making superheroes more human like that no matter what universe makes them easier to relate to, unlike other superheroes.

TLDR: I dont like Iron Man but I think he is a well written hero.
User avatar #11 - angelious (11/23/2013) [-]
eh that is just how batman is portrayed in modern media.

comic book batman on the other hand is so much better than stark.

he is a borderline madman with obsession to justice,his relationship with his family(bat-family) and justice league is just perfect and he isnt all so much plot shielded in comics as he is in animated universe (for instance he got his ass handed to him by judge dredd and admitted he was dead on afraid of darkness(another comic book superhero) and the way they write the stories is just magic.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Then you and I have obviously read different comics, good sir. In nearly every Batman comic I know of it's always the same thing, he fights a villain, is almost beaten, and then rises up and beats them against all odds. Then he has an internal struggle, is almost beaten, and then rises up and beats all odds and yadda yadda. And it's just the same thing every time with him always coming out on top, maybe not in a battle, but certainly at the end of the day and it just gets boring knowing that he's always going to win. And then in his personal life he brings on nearly every problem he has with his own family and his team-mates and what-have you because of his "Unbreakable Morals and Will", and it tries to make him into a more righteous super-hero when in the end he's just unwilling to do anything that may make him less brooding. Sure, Iron-Man has a crappy relationship with his teammates too, but he still TRIES and just ends up failing because he can't connect to people very well, and then he feels guilt over the wrong he knows he's done in the past (and not just things he blames himself for, I mean things he's actually done wrong), and he knows he's practically useless without the suit and that shows in his relationship with some heroes as well and to me it's just so much more complex because he's NOT your average Super-hero. He's a guy in a suit that wants to help people, and I think that gives him much more room for development and potential for growth.
User avatar #9 - vorarephilia (11/23/2013) [-]
Marvel heros > DC heros
Marvel Villains < DC villains

in my opinion Dc villains usually have a bit more depth and creativity than marvel does for it's villains.

USUALLY don't start a shitstorm, I know there are exceptions.
User avatar #26 - imnotkickthecat (11/23/2013) [-]
Niggas better recognize Kite-man up in this shit!
#7 - anonexplains (11/23/2013) [-]
See, the thing about Batman is that he CAN be written more mature and less of a whiny Mary Sue. He'll still be obsessed and stoic, but not full of angst and obsession that seems to be the trend. The only times I've REALLY felt Batman worked were: The Animated Series (only the first three seasons), The Killing Joke, and the first Tim Burton movie. In those, he was still the stoic Dark Knight that everyone loves, but still human as well. He told jokes, felt pity (instead of just anger) for his villains, and was (for the most part) past his parent's death. Only in moments of true despair did he think of him.

Batman is like Superman, and A LOT of other DC heroes and villains. They've been around so long that no one really knows what to do with them. A few stories truly work, but most of the time it's angst and violence. Hell, even my favorite character, the Riddler, only works when Paul Dini is writing him. Other times, he's just a joke.
#21 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman is the most well written comic book character out there, what are you talking about?! If any comic book character have hundreds of good stories its him.
Iron Man on the other hand have 80 % shit written stories.
#31 - anonexplains (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman has a lot of great stories, true, but not many I think really capture ALL of the character. For example: The Dark Knight Returns is a good story, but the Batman presented feels more like Marv from Sin City in a Batman Costume. It fits in the story world, but it doesn't present Batman as a good person. He's almost psychotic.

The Long Halloween is one of my favorite Batman stories, but Batman is kind of a whiner there.

Even in the Nolan movies, I felt Batman was self-centered and not very dedicated to being Batman. He seems willing to give it up at a moment's notice for Rachel and because Joker is terrorizing Gotham.

Batman DOES have the greatest number of memorable and well-written stories, but I have never felt the entire character of Batman has really been seen, except in few cases. The most common thing missing is presenting Batman as a genuinely good person. He's often just a violent asshole.

But I guess I have a very limited view of Batman.
#34 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and i will proberly get a lot of hate for this one..
But i personally didnt find the Nolan movies to be good Batman stories, they were fine, but i generally disliked them.
#33 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman isnt a genuinely good person, he is a deeply disturbed person, with some insanly fundamental psyhological problems, if he wasnt a Superhero, he would most likely be a serial killer. Batman knows how disturped he is, which is something that he constanly have in mind to keep him from crossing the line and doing the wrong thing.
He puts all his focus on justice and saving lifes, but it could easily have turned out the other way around.

The Dark Knight Returns isnt a main continuity story, its non the main Batman, its a Batman that Frank Miller had full control over, still its a good story as you said yourself.

Good Batman stories...
The Killing Joke
The Court of Owls
Hush
Knightfall
Year One
Under the Hood
A Death in the Family
Superman/Batman
Kingdom Come(not technically a Batman story, but he plays a big part)
No Man's Land
Batman The Long Halloween
And many more..

Good Iron Man stories:
Extremis....
#8 - anonexplains (11/23/2013) [-]
Jesus, just looked over this post and it's a fucking mess. Always proofread your posts, kids.

A fun .gif for your troubles.
User avatar #6 - cocopopsonfire (11/23/2013) [-]
THIS is why he's my favorite marvel hero

in fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)
#22 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Youre a movie fan, arent you?
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Not everyone who likes a different hero has to be less 'into' comics than you, you know.
#50 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure homie...
But a guy who have actually read both DC and Marvel wouldnt make fucking idiot sentences like:

''n fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)''
#54 - naodell (12/06/2013) [-]
You know you're supposed to capitalize "I" right?
#55 - poontanglife (12/06/2013) [-]
Go die bro.
#50 - Hey there. 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true 0
#24 - I would wish to be God-King-Emperor of the Earth and all Human…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true +7
#45 - rinse (11/23/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Hey there.
#26 - anonexplains (11/23/2013) [-]
k.
#24 - I was wondering what the **** that was. 11/23/2013 on meanwhile in the NSFW section -1
#21 - If it makes you feel any better, I get cases of Deja Vu all the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Vagina Vagina Vagina -1
User avatar #22 - Relinies (11/23/2013) [-]
I can believe it.
I'm pretty sure what we're seeing all the time isn't actually reposts, but the inconsistent flow of time that Funnyjunk goes through.
#13 - Regretting it and apologizing doesn't make up for what was sai… 11/23/2013 on Vagina Vagina Vagina -1
#12 - Fine, I wanna projectile give birth then. 11/23/2013 on Don't touch that trigger -1
#28 - Standards are not subjective, "The meaning of life" …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -4
User avatar #117 - alexjaeger (11/23/2013) [-]
To a degree I agree with you, standard's in today's society keep being lowered and a lot of people seem to justify it by saying standards are subjective. I guess ethics are subjective but standards aren't, or well at least that's what I think.
#25 - Seriously? I wasn't aware we were 15 again. No, I did…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -4
User avatar #27 - metalnettle (11/23/2013) [-]
It was a joke.

'Standards' are completely subjective. You can't tell someone they have low standards, if they like sex with multiple people. It's personal preference, maybe they believe they are in love with everyone they have sex with idk. I believe it's not my place to judge. Unless people are obviously being taken advantage of, others should not get involved. In regard to fat people, everyone on this site is a singular person, I don't personally shame fat people. It's stupid to assume that every single member of this site shares the same views, people see contradictions because it's different people with different points of view posting different comments.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Standards are not subjective, "The meaning of life" is subjective, "Friendship and true love" is subjective. Standards literally mean just that, that you only take something of a certain quality. Yes I can; the same way a critic can judge whether food or a movie is bad, and in the same way that very critic can be a bad critic if he himself has low standards. It is everyone's place to judge, because as a good gentleman said below, judging and approving or disapproving is how you build up your own opinions and preferences, what you do is choose NOT to be vocal about it, which is perfectly within your right. Oh? So "Standards" is subjective, but you believe you can tell when someone is being taken advantage of in an objective view? I don't assume every single member of this site shares the same views, however, it is obvious that Funnyjunk has a bit of a problem with the band-wagon, and it DOES affect everyone whether they know it or not.
User avatar #117 - alexjaeger (11/23/2013) [-]
To a degree I agree with you, standard's in today's society keep being lowered and a lot of people seem to justify it by saying standards are subjective. I guess ethics are subjective but standards aren't, or well at least that's what I think.
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User avatar #11 - treeoctopus (11/23/2013) [-]
That's not shit, the dogs giving birth. That was blood.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Fine, I wanna projectile give birth then.
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#8 - pseudorandom (11/23/2013) [-]
Alright well fuck me. Jesus.
#7 - Ha, you think that's good? I can do an advanced rectangle star… 11/23/2013 on The smartest of the smart -1
#12 - It absolutely can, it just depends on the general consensus of… 11/22/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -4
#8 - She was not barred for saying Vagina, she was barred for imply…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Vagina Vagina Vagina +53
User avatar #20 - Relinies (11/23/2013) [-]
I swear, this EXACT comment appeared on this content just a few weeks ago.
I'm starting to doubt whether what I saw is true or not.
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, I get cases of Deja Vu all the time.
User avatar #22 - Relinies (11/23/2013) [-]
I can believe it.
I'm pretty sure what we're seeing all the time isn't actually reposts, but the inconsistent flow of time that Funnyjunk goes through.
User avatar #14 - herremu (11/23/2013) [-]
Although this show is primarily a comedy oriented show, but I see where you are coming from.
User avatar #12 - cutiepyro (11/23/2013) [-]
or she said it, regretted it, prepare for the consequences, and everyone else decided to put on their potato hats
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Regretting it and apologizing doesn't make up for what was said. If she is throwing out accusations, even suggestions like that, she SHOULD be bared from the argument.

Furthermore, Occam's Razor suggests that the path with the least assumptions is closest to the truth, and mine has less than yours does.
#8 - Well...no. Not really. It's a measure of standards an…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -6
User avatar #23 - metalnettle (11/23/2013) [-]
Found the virgin. But seriously, you think any kind of consensual sex is degrading and means you have low standards? Well shit, if that was the case then everyone should just kill themselves for falling into the trap of human nature.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? I wasn't aware we were 15 again.

No, I didn't say "Any kind of consensual sex is degrading", I said "if you sleep with anyone", as in, literally anyone, because you have low standards, it literally means you have low standards. Get it?

Furthermore, nobody should kill themselves for "falling into the trap of human nature", but people SHOULD have standards and self control. What the fuck is wrong with you people? On one post you degrade fat people for eating so much, than say sleeping with every tom, dick, and harry is perfectly fine and "YOU GO, GIRL AND/OR BOY!"

It's either ALL okay, or NONE of it is; any form of compromising your principles is hypocritical.
User avatar #27 - metalnettle (11/23/2013) [-]
It was a joke.

'Standards' are completely subjective. You can't tell someone they have low standards, if they like sex with multiple people. It's personal preference, maybe they believe they are in love with everyone they have sex with idk. I believe it's not my place to judge. Unless people are obviously being taken advantage of, others should not get involved. In regard to fat people, everyone on this site is a singular person, I don't personally shame fat people. It's stupid to assume that every single member of this site shares the same views, people see contradictions because it's different people with different points of view posting different comments.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Standards are not subjective, "The meaning of life" is subjective, "Friendship and true love" is subjective. Standards literally mean just that, that you only take something of a certain quality. Yes I can; the same way a critic can judge whether food or a movie is bad, and in the same way that very critic can be a bad critic if he himself has low standards. It is everyone's place to judge, because as a good gentleman said below, judging and approving or disapproving is how you build up your own opinions and preferences, what you do is choose NOT to be vocal about it, which is perfectly within your right. Oh? So "Standards" is subjective, but you believe you can tell when someone is being taken advantage of in an objective view? I don't assume every single member of this site shares the same views, however, it is obvious that Funnyjunk has a bit of a problem with the band-wagon, and it DOES affect everyone whether they know it or not.
User avatar #117 - alexjaeger (11/23/2013) [-]
To a degree I agree with you, standard's in today's society keep being lowered and a lot of people seem to justify it by saying standards are subjective. I guess ethics are subjective but standards aren't, or well at least that's what I think.
User avatar #10 - adu (11/22/2013) [-]
That implies that a "standard" could ever be objective, which it can't. The only universal problem with fucking a different guy every day and eating McDonalds every day is the obvious health concerns. Granted, I still find both absolutely disgusting, but that in itself doesn't give me the right to judge them. I also find gay sex disgusting, but that gives me no right to disrespect people.
User avatar #24 - mylazy (11/23/2013) [-]
See, I only half agree. The part I disagree with is the part where we have no right to judge. I think we have a responsibility to judge everyone we meet. Now, this isn't to say that we condemn anyone for what they do, disrespect their beliefs, etc. But judging someone does not require that to happen. Merely by disapproving inwardly what someone else is doing, you are judging. You have a right to do that, and you must do that to determine your own opinions on subjects as well as determine who you want to hang out with, etc. You see what I am saying?
User avatar #26 - adu (11/23/2013) [-]
I see what you're saying, and I agree with the message, but really it's just word games. "Judging" someone can have several different connotations. What you're saying though is instead of condemning people, we should just evaluate them, right? That's fine.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
It absolutely can, it just depends on the general consensus of the society you are in.

I didn't say there was an inherent problem with it, what I said was that it suggests low standards and low self-worth. Whether or whether not people enjoy doing it, and actively seek to do it, it doesn't change the fact that by definition they have no standards about whom they have sex with.
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#513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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