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#23 - You mean I should just give them my technology without them pa…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2013 on History 0
User avatar #24 - uzbekistan (09/05/2013) [-]
You do realize I was talking about how they would take your ancestors as slaves right?
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Obviously not because your comment had no context. In any case, what the hell do I care for my great-great-grandparents? I've never met them, they breeded, happened to have me, they were never a part of my life nor was I ever a part of theirs, what the hell do I care if they had a good time or not?
User avatar #26 - uzbekistan (09/05/2013) [-]
That main point of your comment was that you would willingly let your ancestors be enslaved so you could have advanced technology in return for their suffering correct? What type of fool doesn't realize that when someone says something about your comment you can determine they were talking about the main point?
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Considering the main point of my comment was how Africans benefited from slavery, and my own narration was just a side point, I think it was rather logical to assume you were talking about my main point
#3 - ...Did I just witness an abduction? 09/05/2013 on (untootled) 0
#8 - Always remember kids, she is a malevolent eldritch abomination… 09/05/2013 on Coughing 0
#10 - Opposite rule of cooking, actually You can take more … 09/05/2013 on Size +2
#9 - >Implying you have any bigger 09/05/2013 on Size +21
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on In a Perfect World +18
#79 - nandaaz Comment deleted by captainfuckitall
#14 - I actually wonder how many minorities, if given the choice, wo…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2013 on History 0
User avatar #17 - uzbekistan (09/05/2013) [-]
Or you could not be a selfish asshole?
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
You mean I should just give them my technology without them paying for it?

What the fuck is this communist bullshit?
User avatar #24 - uzbekistan (09/05/2013) [-]
You do realize I was talking about how they would take your ancestors as slaves right?
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Obviously not because your comment had no context. In any case, what the hell do I care for my great-great-grandparents? I've never met them, they breeded, happened to have me, they were never a part of my life nor was I ever a part of theirs, what the hell do I care if they had a good time or not?
User avatar #26 - uzbekistan (09/05/2013) [-]
That main point of your comment was that you would willingly let your ancestors be enslaved so you could have advanced technology in return for their suffering correct? What type of fool doesn't realize that when someone says something about your comment you can determine they were talking about the main point?
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Considering the main point of my comment was how Africans benefited from slavery, and my own narration was just a side point, I think it was rather logical to assume you were talking about my main point
#19 - Is it just me, or is everytime a scene of a movie mentioned on…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Dicaprio 0
User avatar #26 - tonytails (09/05/2013) [-]
scripted scenes in movies are usually not the legendary ones.
some of the most memorable moments in some of the most memorable movies are unscripted.
theres a youtube video with tons of legendary, uscripted moments in movies.
#20 - It actually doesn't matter how you pronounce it, as the name w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Eeeevil! 0
User avatar #38 - theavatarspupil (09/05/2013) [-]
Cthulu Fhtagn
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (09/05/2013) [-]
Bitches don't know 'bout my Book of Dead Names
#10 - I want to make love to you  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Watersports 0
User avatar #12 - snakefire (09/04/2013) [-]
Twi wants to make love to me and I'd let him.
User avatar #17 - ridivey (09/05/2013) [-]
let *him*? you mean her..........
...right...?
#36 - psykobear (09/05/2013) [-]
Nope.
#18 - snakefire (09/05/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #81 - twi (10/19/2013) [-]
memories
#11 - blackdaddy has deleted their comment.
#18 - I want rule 34 of this 09/04/2013 on Faulty Fanfics 0
#21 - "Black Eggs were not very useful in a fight" … 09/04/2013 on Unusual Weapons part 3 0
#6 - I don't know why, but this gave me a feel 09/04/2013 on War never changes +12
#5 - Because they want their lives to be portrayed as an anime style show  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on lincoln +29
#13 - lilRican (09/04/2013) [-]
#57 - Too expensive, not to mention harmful to the environment 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
#20 - That's okay, I can thumb up for you But I won't 09/03/2013 on Tumblr +4
#52 - I keep thinking this is a reply to my comment... 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
#51 - It said >Implying you aren't a 12 year old **** … 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
#50 - Perhaps not, so we will have to let some slide, but surely the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #53 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I guess so.
#45 - No, of course not. But I also don't want him spending money on…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #47 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well okay that makes more sense.
#44 - Ah yes, that immunity should be removed as well. Just as well,…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #48 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I mean man power to go through all the files and records and recipts ect.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
Perhaps not, so we will have to let some slide, but surely the majority will be caught and things will improve (and if not, at least hearing these policies they will be scared into acting straight)
User avatar #53 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I guess so.
#43 - Not from what I've seen. You don't have to be seeking help or …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #46 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well things must be more lax in your province then.
#38 - No, what I said, quite literally, was that if I am giving you …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #40 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I agree you have the right to ask and the government does ask for recipts and checks bank accounts . if he spends some of the money on lucky charms you don't have the right to say "Fuck no you're eating apple jacks my money isn't going to pay for no fucking lucky charms !"
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
No, of course not. But I also don't want him spending money on junk-food (for his kids) when he should be getting nutritional meals. Now, I will not go out of my way to enforce that, but I will certainly remind them of it every visit
User avatar #47 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well okay that makes more sense.
#36 - Again, you're the one doing the slippery slope here, not me. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #37 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
you just said if you're lending money to someone you deserve to control their lives to make sure they are making good choices (according to you) .thats called salvery guy.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
No, what I said, quite literally, was that if I am giving you money, I have a right to know what you are spending it on to decide whether you should keep receiving it or not. I honestly do not see how someone could disagree to that (the same way that a parent has a right to know what their child wants to buy with money when the child asks for it), but hey, I'm trying desperately to reassert my comments and words so they are not misunderstood
User avatar #40 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I agree you have the right to ask and the government does ask for recipts and checks bank accounts . if he spends some of the money on lucky charms you don't have the right to say "Fuck no you're eating apple jacks my money isn't going to pay for no fucking lucky charms !"
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
No, of course not. But I also don't want him spending money on junk-food (for his kids) when he should be getting nutritional meals. Now, I will not go out of my way to enforce that, but I will certainly remind them of it every visit
User avatar #47 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well okay that makes more sense.
#33 - Yes. If you were lending a friend money because he didn't have…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on HAPPY LABOR-DAY! 0
User avatar #39 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
well if he didn't buy food he would be dead so problem solved there. but yes people who abuse the system are a problem but many of them can't be caught because they have native american imunity or there just isn't enough man power to track them down. Also all the rules I listed above are already in place.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
Ah yes, that immunity should be removed as well. Just as well, manpower is not the issue, as they have to come to YOU to get more, you are free to review all of their processes right there
User avatar #48 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I mean man power to go through all the files and records and recipts ect.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (09/03/2013) [-]
Perhaps not, so we will have to let some slide, but surely the majority will be caught and things will improve (and if not, at least hearing these policies they will be scared into acting straight)
User avatar #53 - timmywankenobi (09/03/2013) [-]
I guess so.

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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