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#82 - Holy **** you can't be serious. Alright, this'll …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
#72 - No, no I haven't, because I'm not. I'm literally surrounded by…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#77 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
how can a white guy claim discrimination in any way at all? literally 100 percent of history (present time included) is generally white males being assholes to everyone else. I believe you only say it's easier to be a minority because you fear if it actually isn't, then it's your fault. that's the idea behind the notallmen thing. sure, you personally didn't do anything, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

"YOU are supporting those ideals" "I don't lump anyone"

you said eh and you're from canada. point athiests

It depends if you consider IQ to be a measurement of privilege (nature vs nurture). BUT: asian dude is most privileged by far, white guy least privileged. but those are made up people, so i'm not sure what your point is.
User avatar #118 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
"literally 100 percent of history" wow calm down their son. Hope your not calling the middle eastern/mediteranean communities that ruled the known world for more than half years we've been on this planet since we evolved into homo sapiens, white.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck you can't be serious. Alright, this'll probably be my last comment because I really dislike people like you, but out of being a good sport I'll try to explain things as best as I can.

1: White people were not assholes at ANY point throughout history. As a matter of fact, if anything, we were the most civilized. Way back when, it was might that made right, and he who was mighty made the rules. ALL civilizations worked this way, not just white people. White people, however, were the first to free their slaves and give rights to their women and try to achieve something a bit more than outright hostility with others

2: White people can claim discrimination because you CAN be discriminated for being white, and it's happened before. Even my sister, a straight A student, couldn't get a seat in a good college because they HAVE to have a certain amount of open seats for Aboriginal students, no matter their grades; and had to go to a much poorer school.

3: And I believe you have a serious hate/guilt complex toward white people and that's why Feminism comes so naturally to you. So I guess we're in the same boat, aren't we? In any case, I can honestly say I don't give a shit about minorities, or many people for that manner. And exactly how would it be 'my fault' anyways? Do I oppress people by existing? I'm pretty sure Hitler thought the same thing about the jews, but hey, that thought process is totally natural, right?

4: You ARE supporting those ideals. In this entire argument you have justified their position against men, justified their position against whites, and insinuated that white people naturally owe things to minorities.

5: The point was an example for you to remember the question whenever you meet a group of Feminists. Ask them, and they will never, as a group, come to a conclusion like you have. Believe me, I've tired it many times before

My last piece of advice to you would actually be to study history and these things before hating your own race
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
#67 - No I don't. I've seen more than enough posts saying "All …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#69 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought that maybe you're a privileged male? Look, I'm a white guy. I've never faced discrimination of any kind. I can acknowledge that that, like giving birth, is something I cannot comment on because I've never experienced it. It's condescending to tell them that they don't know what they're talking about when they are the ones with a vag-hole as my doctor calls it

Again, I myself did not say that men are the scum of the earth. Please don't lump me in with them.

I didn't start out by hating black people. I was actually friends with multiple black people, but then I tried to get more direct answers to things like "how do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly. jk i hate those blackies
User avatar #117 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
Well the whole (take out women and replace it with race) thing doesn't really work in practice (but it does sound swell on paper). The whole "privileged" thing really isn't a fair argument. I'm a white male, just that automatically makes me privileged in the worlds eyes, and i'm expected to turn around and fight for the women so they get their fair share. Problem is my family started out dirt ass poor and the only way we got to where we are is through sheer willpower and hard work. We weren't privileged (and i'm not going to let some White female tell me i always have been on their iphone while they eat their 3 meals a day and live under a fucking roof all their life tell me any differently.) And i'm not going to budge and help them until they understand that just because i have a penis doesn't make me better than them.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No, no I haven't, because I'm not. I'm literally surrounded by White people. I gain no advantage, day to day, by BEING white. Just as well, when a minority DOES come around they are usually treated better due to Canada's huge guilt complex when it comes to the Indians. That's not even mentioning how easy it is to get into a good school or a job as a minority, as it always makes businesses and schools look better to be more Liberal and Progressive. No minority has faced REAL discrimination; they've faced assholes, sure, much like you and I have, but they are in no way 'oppressed'. You say it's condescending to tell them I don't know what they're talking about when they haven't experienced it, yet how could any of them experience being a guy, or being white? The Grass always looks greener on the other side; the only way ANY of us has any type of advantage over another is if we live in a culture that inherently discriminates.

I know you didn't. I don't lump anyone, sir; I just go by off of the majority. The majority of Feminists I'VE interacted with are like I described, and so I believe the majority as a whole are like that too.

Eh. You can mock me all you like, but there's no Tangible way to measure 'privilege' or what it may or may not grant you. Here, I got a question for you:

A is a white male, very high I.Q, is alone due to family death and works three jobs and barely scrapes by through college
B is an asian male, very high I.Q, comes from a very rich background but is homeless and addicted to heroine
C is a black female, low I.Q, comes from a rich background, has never had a job, and has a scholarship in college
D is a white female, average I.Q, comes from an average background. She's married and is a mother of three, and is also disabled from the waist down.

Who has the most privilege?

I hope you can find an answer. Because there has never been a single Feminist group that can agree on, from most to least, where each one should be.
#77 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
how can a white guy claim discrimination in any way at all? literally 100 percent of history (present time included) is generally white males being assholes to everyone else. I believe you only say it's easier to be a minority because you fear if it actually isn't, then it's your fault. that's the idea behind the notallmen thing. sure, you personally didn't do anything, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

"YOU are supporting those ideals" "I don't lump anyone"

you said eh and you're from canada. point athiests

It depends if you consider IQ to be a measurement of privilege (nature vs nurture). BUT: asian dude is most privileged by far, white guy least privileged. but those are made up people, so i'm not sure what your point is.
User avatar #118 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
"literally 100 percent of history" wow calm down their son. Hope your not calling the middle eastern/mediteranean communities that ruled the known world for more than half years we've been on this planet since we evolved into homo sapiens, white.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck you can't be serious. Alright, this'll probably be my last comment because I really dislike people like you, but out of being a good sport I'll try to explain things as best as I can.

1: White people were not assholes at ANY point throughout history. As a matter of fact, if anything, we were the most civilized. Way back when, it was might that made right, and he who was mighty made the rules. ALL civilizations worked this way, not just white people. White people, however, were the first to free their slaves and give rights to their women and try to achieve something a bit more than outright hostility with others

2: White people can claim discrimination because you CAN be discriminated for being white, and it's happened before. Even my sister, a straight A student, couldn't get a seat in a good college because they HAVE to have a certain amount of open seats for Aboriginal students, no matter their grades; and had to go to a much poorer school.

3: And I believe you have a serious hate/guilt complex toward white people and that's why Feminism comes so naturally to you. So I guess we're in the same boat, aren't we? In any case, I can honestly say I don't give a shit about minorities, or many people for that manner. And exactly how would it be 'my fault' anyways? Do I oppress people by existing? I'm pretty sure Hitler thought the same thing about the jews, but hey, that thought process is totally natural, right?

4: You ARE supporting those ideals. In this entire argument you have justified their position against men, justified their position against whites, and insinuated that white people naturally owe things to minorities.

5: The point was an example for you to remember the question whenever you meet a group of Feminists. Ask them, and they will never, as a group, come to a conclusion like you have. Believe me, I've tired it many times before

My last piece of advice to you would actually be to study history and these things before hating your own race
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
#62 - See? Now you changed your tone from "Guys, they're just s…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED 0
#63 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
"It comes off as" --> you interpret it differently than is meant.

Those ideals? that rape is bad? reread my comments, nothing i've said is extremist in any way.

"THEY lash out" "we hate feminists" "feminists are fucking stupid" "that a full grown man finds it 'cute' when a retard thinks it's done something extraordinary"
dude, you're way too aggressive to play the calm, sane card.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No I don't. I've seen more than enough posts saying "All men are scum" to know exactly what they think. I've even had conversations with Feminists to try to see if, in real life, it differed in any bit, and all I got was "You don't understand because you're a privileged male". Even when I ask for evidence for their (usually false) statistics, they nearly always come back with "No, because you'll just turn it around some how". I can go on Omegle and find Feminists and repost the whole conversation. I promise the majority of them will be acting irrationally. Would you like that?

Their ideals that men seem to be the scum of the Earth. Go on Tumblr, go to #SocialJustice, go out and talk with them more and actually criticize them (even if you don't actually mean it). You'll find very quickly how easily they flip out at you.

I didn't start out by hating Feminists. I was actually friends with multiple Feminists, but me being right-winged, tried to get more direct answers to things like "What is 'rape culture'?" and "How do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly
#69 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought that maybe you're a privileged male? Look, I'm a white guy. I've never faced discrimination of any kind. I can acknowledge that that, like giving birth, is something I cannot comment on because I've never experienced it. It's condescending to tell them that they don't know what they're talking about when they are the ones with a vag-hole as my doctor calls it

Again, I myself did not say that men are the scum of the earth. Please don't lump me in with them.

I didn't start out by hating black people. I was actually friends with multiple black people, but then I tried to get more direct answers to things like "how do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly. jk i hate those blackies
User avatar #117 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
Well the whole (take out women and replace it with race) thing doesn't really work in practice (but it does sound swell on paper). The whole "privileged" thing really isn't a fair argument. I'm a white male, just that automatically makes me privileged in the worlds eyes, and i'm expected to turn around and fight for the women so they get their fair share. Problem is my family started out dirt ass poor and the only way we got to where we are is through sheer willpower and hard work. We weren't privileged (and i'm not going to let some White female tell me i always have been on their iphone while they eat their 3 meals a day and live under a fucking roof all their life tell me any differently.) And i'm not going to budge and help them until they understand that just because i have a penis doesn't make me better than them.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No, no I haven't, because I'm not. I'm literally surrounded by White people. I gain no advantage, day to day, by BEING white. Just as well, when a minority DOES come around they are usually treated better due to Canada's huge guilt complex when it comes to the Indians. That's not even mentioning how easy it is to get into a good school or a job as a minority, as it always makes businesses and schools look better to be more Liberal and Progressive. No minority has faced REAL discrimination; they've faced assholes, sure, much like you and I have, but they are in no way 'oppressed'. You say it's condescending to tell them I don't know what they're talking about when they haven't experienced it, yet how could any of them experience being a guy, or being white? The Grass always looks greener on the other side; the only way ANY of us has any type of advantage over another is if we live in a culture that inherently discriminates.

I know you didn't. I don't lump anyone, sir; I just go by off of the majority. The majority of Feminists I'VE interacted with are like I described, and so I believe the majority as a whole are like that too.

Eh. You can mock me all you like, but there's no Tangible way to measure 'privilege' or what it may or may not grant you. Here, I got a question for you:

A is a white male, very high I.Q, is alone due to family death and works three jobs and barely scrapes by through college
B is an asian male, very high I.Q, comes from a very rich background but is homeless and addicted to heroine
C is a black female, low I.Q, comes from a rich background, has never had a job, and has a scholarship in college
D is a white female, average I.Q, comes from an average background. She's married and is a mother of three, and is also disabled from the waist down.

Who has the most privilege?

I hope you can find an answer. Because there has never been a single Feminist group that can agree on, from most to least, where each one should be.
#77 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
how can a white guy claim discrimination in any way at all? literally 100 percent of history (present time included) is generally white males being assholes to everyone else. I believe you only say it's easier to be a minority because you fear if it actually isn't, then it's your fault. that's the idea behind the notallmen thing. sure, you personally didn't do anything, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

"YOU are supporting those ideals" "I don't lump anyone"

you said eh and you're from canada. point athiests

It depends if you consider IQ to be a measurement of privilege (nature vs nurture). BUT: asian dude is most privileged by far, white guy least privileged. but those are made up people, so i'm not sure what your point is.
User avatar #118 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
"literally 100 percent of history" wow calm down their son. Hope your not calling the middle eastern/mediteranean communities that ruled the known world for more than half years we've been on this planet since we evolved into homo sapiens, white.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck you can't be serious. Alright, this'll probably be my last comment because I really dislike people like you, but out of being a good sport I'll try to explain things as best as I can.

1: White people were not assholes at ANY point throughout history. As a matter of fact, if anything, we were the most civilized. Way back when, it was might that made right, and he who was mighty made the rules. ALL civilizations worked this way, not just white people. White people, however, were the first to free their slaves and give rights to their women and try to achieve something a bit more than outright hostility with others

2: White people can claim discrimination because you CAN be discriminated for being white, and it's happened before. Even my sister, a straight A student, couldn't get a seat in a good college because they HAVE to have a certain amount of open seats for Aboriginal students, no matter their grades; and had to go to a much poorer school.

3: And I believe you have a serious hate/guilt complex toward white people and that's why Feminism comes so naturally to you. So I guess we're in the same boat, aren't we? In any case, I can honestly say I don't give a shit about minorities, or many people for that manner. And exactly how would it be 'my fault' anyways? Do I oppress people by existing? I'm pretty sure Hitler thought the same thing about the jews, but hey, that thought process is totally natural, right?

4: You ARE supporting those ideals. In this entire argument you have justified their position against men, justified their position against whites, and insinuated that white people naturally owe things to minorities.

5: The point was an example for you to remember the question whenever you meet a group of Feminists. Ask them, and they will never, as a group, come to a conclusion like you have. Believe me, I've tired it many times before

My last piece of advice to you would actually be to study history and these things before hating your own race
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
#59 - 1: They're not just taking an anti-rape stance. They're taking…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED +1
#60 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1) maybe it comes off as anti-male because the vast majority of rape is perpetrated by males
2) okay, 1% is crazy. but saying that represents all feminists as a whole is a straw man argument.
3) The most outspoken bunch are the craziest. that's why it seems as if all feminists are insane people. but trust me, 9 of every 10 i meet are genuinely nice, logical people
User avatar #64 - matamune (06/07/2014) [-]
"Vast" majority? Really. It's closer to 52% meaning 48% are perpetrated by females. Or atleast several articles I read, stated this. But with today's media.. Who knows what to trust?
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
See? Now you changed your tone from "Guys, they're just supporting anti-rape" to saying "It's okay they're anti-male!". Now you see why we hate feminists.

No, one percent is not crazy. YOU are supporting those ideals, just like many others; it is a majority.

Maybe because you agree with them. I don't. I try to hold a discussion, and they lash out.
#63 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
"It comes off as" --> you interpret it differently than is meant.

Those ideals? that rape is bad? reread my comments, nothing i've said is extremist in any way.

"THEY lash out" "we hate feminists" "feminists are fucking stupid" "that a full grown man finds it 'cute' when a retard thinks it's done something extraordinary"
dude, you're way too aggressive to play the calm, sane card.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No I don't. I've seen more than enough posts saying "All men are scum" to know exactly what they think. I've even had conversations with Feminists to try to see if, in real life, it differed in any bit, and all I got was "You don't understand because you're a privileged male". Even when I ask for evidence for their (usually false) statistics, they nearly always come back with "No, because you'll just turn it around some how". I can go on Omegle and find Feminists and repost the whole conversation. I promise the majority of them will be acting irrationally. Would you like that?

Their ideals that men seem to be the scum of the Earth. Go on Tumblr, go to #SocialJustice, go out and talk with them more and actually criticize them (even if you don't actually mean it). You'll find very quickly how easily they flip out at you.

I didn't start out by hating Feminists. I was actually friends with multiple Feminists, but me being right-winged, tried to get more direct answers to things like "What is 'rape culture'?" and "How do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly
#69 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought that maybe you're a privileged male? Look, I'm a white guy. I've never faced discrimination of any kind. I can acknowledge that that, like giving birth, is something I cannot comment on because I've never experienced it. It's condescending to tell them that they don't know what they're talking about when they are the ones with a vag-hole as my doctor calls it

Again, I myself did not say that men are the scum of the earth. Please don't lump me in with them.

I didn't start out by hating black people. I was actually friends with multiple black people, but then I tried to get more direct answers to things like "how do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly. jk i hate those blackies
User avatar #117 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
Well the whole (take out women and replace it with race) thing doesn't really work in practice (but it does sound swell on paper). The whole "privileged" thing really isn't a fair argument. I'm a white male, just that automatically makes me privileged in the worlds eyes, and i'm expected to turn around and fight for the women so they get their fair share. Problem is my family started out dirt ass poor and the only way we got to where we are is through sheer willpower and hard work. We weren't privileged (and i'm not going to let some White female tell me i always have been on their iphone while they eat their 3 meals a day and live under a fucking roof all their life tell me any differently.) And i'm not going to budge and help them until they understand that just because i have a penis doesn't make me better than them.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No, no I haven't, because I'm not. I'm literally surrounded by White people. I gain no advantage, day to day, by BEING white. Just as well, when a minority DOES come around they are usually treated better due to Canada's huge guilt complex when it comes to the Indians. That's not even mentioning how easy it is to get into a good school or a job as a minority, as it always makes businesses and schools look better to be more Liberal and Progressive. No minority has faced REAL discrimination; they've faced assholes, sure, much like you and I have, but they are in no way 'oppressed'. You say it's condescending to tell them I don't know what they're talking about when they haven't experienced it, yet how could any of them experience being a guy, or being white? The Grass always looks greener on the other side; the only way ANY of us has any type of advantage over another is if we live in a culture that inherently discriminates.

I know you didn't. I don't lump anyone, sir; I just go by off of the majority. The majority of Feminists I'VE interacted with are like I described, and so I believe the majority as a whole are like that too.

Eh. You can mock me all you like, but there's no Tangible way to measure 'privilege' or what it may or may not grant you. Here, I got a question for you:

A is a white male, very high I.Q, is alone due to family death and works three jobs and barely scrapes by through college
B is an asian male, very high I.Q, comes from a very rich background but is homeless and addicted to heroine
C is a black female, low I.Q, comes from a rich background, has never had a job, and has a scholarship in college
D is a white female, average I.Q, comes from an average background. She's married and is a mother of three, and is also disabled from the waist down.

Who has the most privilege?

I hope you can find an answer. Because there has never been a single Feminist group that can agree on, from most to least, where each one should be.
#77 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
how can a white guy claim discrimination in any way at all? literally 100 percent of history (present time included) is generally white males being assholes to everyone else. I believe you only say it's easier to be a minority because you fear if it actually isn't, then it's your fault. that's the idea behind the notallmen thing. sure, you personally didn't do anything, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

"YOU are supporting those ideals" "I don't lump anyone"

you said eh and you're from canada. point athiests

It depends if you consider IQ to be a measurement of privilege (nature vs nurture). BUT: asian dude is most privileged by far, white guy least privileged. but those are made up people, so i'm not sure what your point is.
User avatar #118 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
"literally 100 percent of history" wow calm down their son. Hope your not calling the middle eastern/mediteranean communities that ruled the known world for more than half years we've been on this planet since we evolved into homo sapiens, white.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck you can't be serious. Alright, this'll probably be my last comment because I really dislike people like you, but out of being a good sport I'll try to explain things as best as I can.

1: White people were not assholes at ANY point throughout history. As a matter of fact, if anything, we were the most civilized. Way back when, it was might that made right, and he who was mighty made the rules. ALL civilizations worked this way, not just white people. White people, however, were the first to free their slaves and give rights to their women and try to achieve something a bit more than outright hostility with others

2: White people can claim discrimination because you CAN be discriminated for being white, and it's happened before. Even my sister, a straight A student, couldn't get a seat in a good college because they HAVE to have a certain amount of open seats for Aboriginal students, no matter their grades; and had to go to a much poorer school.

3: And I believe you have a serious hate/guilt complex toward white people and that's why Feminism comes so naturally to you. So I guess we're in the same boat, aren't we? In any case, I can honestly say I don't give a shit about minorities, or many people for that manner. And exactly how would it be 'my fault' anyways? Do I oppress people by existing? I'm pretty sure Hitler thought the same thing about the jews, but hey, that thought process is totally natural, right?

4: You ARE supporting those ideals. In this entire argument you have justified their position against men, justified their position against whites, and insinuated that white people naturally owe things to minorities.

5: The point was an example for you to remember the question whenever you meet a group of Feminists. Ask them, and they will never, as a group, come to a conclusion like you have. Believe me, I've tired it many times before

My last piece of advice to you would actually be to study history and these things before hating your own race
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
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#47 - jaked (06/07/2014) [-]
No, of course not that high, but higher by a few times than murder, though the feminist statement is still intellectually dishonest, I was just playing devil's advocate.
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#31 - xcoreyx (06/07/2014) [-]
I thought that said candles and here I was wondering why anyone would eat candles regardless of their poison content.
#34 - adamks (06/07/2014) [-]
If one out of ten candles were poisoned, I would eat eleven, because fuck feminists.
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#110 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
"the one i see most often"

Dude, you saw thefrogman's dumbass M&M's post on the tumblrs, same as I did. That was, what, a week ago?
User avatar #102 - trostell (06/07/2014) [-]
Why can't we all just agree to shun stupid people until they figure out just how stupid they are, and try to improve it?
User avatar #85 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/07/2014) [-]
maybe it's because I'm super tired but everything you said flew right over my head.
User avatar #66 - matamune (06/07/2014) [-]
Good reasoning. Too bad their kind are completely immune to any and all types of higher thinking.
#57 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
why are you all so antifeminist? yes they can be annoying. but they're taking an anti-rape stance. how can you possibly go against that? they aren't even saying we should castrate all men. they're literally saying be careful to not get raped. what is so wrong with that?
User avatar #90 - lyiat (06/07/2014) [-]
If that isn't a fucking strawman argument, I don't know what is.

I'm Anti-PETA. "What, how can you be anti-PETA? They're taking a pro-animal stance! How can you possibly go against that?"

Maybe because fucking PETA murders more fucking animals than the next five animal organizations combined, has the highest mortality rates among it's shelters, and is attempting to force even carnivorous animals to become vegan!

The same fucking thing applies to feminism. Their general statement sounds great, but the fucking organization is a joke. Their public speakers have actually demanded literal genocides against the male population! And no, don't even start trying to tell me that it's 'the one percent'. That's complete bollocks. These are the most famous feminists, who cell hundreds of thousands of books and appear to speak in collages and on television, stating that men are scum and deserve to be killed.

“I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an honourable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.” – Robin Morgan,

“To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he’s a machine, a walking dildo.” -– Valerie Solanas

“Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience.” – Catherine Comins


“All men are rapists and that’s all they are” — Marilyn French

You look at me and say, "Not all feminists are like that!". Really? Because when I say the same thing to you about men, you laugh and shake your head. The difference is? We don't give fucking rapists a soap box, but feminists are more than willing to support man-haters.
#93 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, that would be horrible if there were literal genocides against the male population. or the female population. You know why? because violence is bad. the people advocating it aren't true feminists, because feminism=equality. instead of looking for the few who have extremist views (and get airtime on tv solely because of that), why don't you do something to help. Literally anything. because people are still getting raped every day, and the horrors of subsaharan africa and some parts of the middle east are worse than you would believe. Seriously, all i (and most feminists, because we are not as crazy as the four people you've quoted) want is less violence and more equality.

also, peta is an organization, not an ideology. two completely different things.
User avatar #115 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
What i don't like about the feminist "anti-rape" movement is all it does is scare women from men. I got packed into a stadium sized room during my freshman orientation where a women got onto the stand and said over a loudspeaker that chances are 1 out of every 3 women in this room will be raped before the end of their senior year. And chances are it could be done by someone you just met today. Guess how many of the 4 girls i became friends with over the course of the day talked to me after that presentation? The sad part is, i still tried to be really active in our colleges Women's center and Anti-rape campaigns. But i got outcasted real quick as one of the only straight male guys in the program, combined with the women's center weird and vague definition of rape (which no doubt fueled their bullshit statics), and the fact that they wanted me to be the speaker that spewed those bullshit facts over the speakers at the next orientation (they really wanted a straight white man to tell the others how bad they all are). Not to mention the in fighting, "the world would be more peaceful if women ruled?" bah. They couldn't even be civil for one meeting about a serious issue before they started whispering passive aggressive bullshit to each other. The anti-rape movement is a fucking joke.
#127 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
you're the only one here who actually got involved and knows what the fuck you're talking about. I'm sorry we've had such different experiences (both as straight males) with feminism but all I can say is do what you can to improve the antirape movement, especially if you don't like the way some groups are going about it.
User avatar #94 - lyiat (06/07/2014) [-]
You didn't read a single goddamn thing I said. The people feminists CHOOSE TO REPRESENT THEM advocate these things! These aren't fringe elements, THEY ARE THE FACE of feminism! They're the people writing your slogans, preforming your rallies, writing your books, and publicly representing you! You goddamn pay them to do so.

Feminism does not fucking advocate equality. Egalitarianism does. Feminism is by women, for women, and does not give two metric shits about anyone else. Feminism does not care that male suicide rates are double that of women, feminism does not care about how prostate cancer receives less than half the funding of breast cancer, feminism DOES NOT care about the homeless problem among Mexican youths (unless they are female). If a feminist does care about these things, then they are egalitarian, as egalitarianism is LITERALLY equality for everyone.
#126 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Just so we're clear, "Feminism is a collection of movements and ideologies aimed at defining, establishing, and defending equal political, economic, cultural, and social rights for women." The people who are anti-male are not feminists.

Look at it this way. Which church in the US gets the most publicity and attention? Westboro Baptist Church. Are they representative of every (or even the majority of) baptist churches? no. but because they say the most outrageous things, they get the publicity. It's the same way as feminism. The most outspoken are the radicals, but the silent majority (ie, me and countless others not on TV) aren't against men, we're against violence and inequality. You're judging an entire group of people based on the worst 1%. If you need to call it egalitarianism then fine, I understand that feminism carries bad connotations for many of you all. But at its core it's a very good thing.
User avatar #129 - lyiat (06/07/2014) [-]
"Communism is a socioeconomic system structured upon common ownership of the means of production and characterized by the absence of classes, money, and the state; as well as a social, political and economic ideology and movement that aims to establish this social order."

I guess that makes Mao and Lenin non-communist, right? Because they ultimately made a system of haves and have-nots, right?

It doesn't work like that. You don't get to say who is a feminist and who isn't. Once again, these are the people you rally behind, the people you have speak for you, and the people you pay to represent you to the world. They are your leaders. You don't get to say, "Oh, they aren't actually feminists and we don't believe that" when people bring up the shit they say, all while still inviting them to speak for you and paying them.
#130 - failtotheepicpower (06/08/2014) [-]
Jesus you're bigoted. Listen. I hate those people like Andrea Dworkin, because they're literally insane. I hate them more than you because people like you take their statements (which are radical and barely fall under the broad umbrella of feminism) and use them to discredit the entirety of a movement for equality of the genders, a genuinely good thing. The difference between you and me, however, is that I would rather work to steer feminism away from the radicals so that it can improve gender equality and lessen violence, while you would rather do nothing but stop a good thing.

WE DO NOT CHOOSE THESE PEOPLE TO REPRESENT US. You're talking to a feminist now, and I guarantee if you had a discussion with a feminist in real life you would realize that we hate them as much as you do. I haven't attended a single 'radical' feminist rally, but you don't ever hear about those because they aren't news. You are nowhere near experienced enough to judge feminism. Okay, you saw a tween's bullshit tumblr post, or a quote from Marilyn French. You can't use that to judge an entire group of people. It's the same logic that has been used to genocide entire ethnicities, because it is blind to the diversity of an entire group of people, and instead relies on stereotypes and misinformation.

#98 - daddycool (06/07/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 suicides are male. So the female to male suicide ratio would be 4 to 1.

Everything else you've said is true, though.
#128 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
That's completed suicides. Attempted suicides/self harm (see:parasuicide) rates are much higher for females.
User avatar #99 - lyiat (06/07/2014) [-]
I knew it was at least double. 4/5 is massive, though.
User avatar #61 - matamune (06/07/2014) [-]
Well, today's feminism has been co-opted by agenda pushing "Special Snowflakes"
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
1: They're not just taking an anti-rape stance. They're taking an anti-men stance
2: Yes, some actually are
3: And no, they're actually not. If you went up to a Feminist and said "Hey, be careful out there not to get on the bad end of a situation", you would only get an earful of how it is never the victims fault and they should do whatever they like without fear

You have obviously never had a conversation with a Feminist. At least not one who's part of the majority that now IS Feminism.
#60 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1) maybe it comes off as anti-male because the vast majority of rape is perpetrated by males
2) okay, 1% is crazy. but saying that represents all feminists as a whole is a straw man argument.
3) The most outspoken bunch are the craziest. that's why it seems as if all feminists are insane people. but trust me, 9 of every 10 i meet are genuinely nice, logical people
User avatar #64 - matamune (06/07/2014) [-]
"Vast" majority? Really. It's closer to 52% meaning 48% are perpetrated by females. Or atleast several articles I read, stated this. But with today's media.. Who knows what to trust?
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
See? Now you changed your tone from "Guys, they're just supporting anti-rape" to saying "It's okay they're anti-male!". Now you see why we hate feminists.

No, one percent is not crazy. YOU are supporting those ideals, just like many others; it is a majority.

Maybe because you agree with them. I don't. I try to hold a discussion, and they lash out.
#63 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
"It comes off as" --> you interpret it differently than is meant.

Those ideals? that rape is bad? reread my comments, nothing i've said is extremist in any way.

"THEY lash out" "we hate feminists" "feminists are fucking stupid" "that a full grown man finds it 'cute' when a retard thinks it's done something extraordinary"
dude, you're way too aggressive to play the calm, sane card.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No I don't. I've seen more than enough posts saying "All men are scum" to know exactly what they think. I've even had conversations with Feminists to try to see if, in real life, it differed in any bit, and all I got was "You don't understand because you're a privileged male". Even when I ask for evidence for their (usually false) statistics, they nearly always come back with "No, because you'll just turn it around some how". I can go on Omegle and find Feminists and repost the whole conversation. I promise the majority of them will be acting irrationally. Would you like that?

Their ideals that men seem to be the scum of the Earth. Go on Tumblr, go to #SocialJustice, go out and talk with them more and actually criticize them (even if you don't actually mean it). You'll find very quickly how easily they flip out at you.

I didn't start out by hating Feminists. I was actually friends with multiple Feminists, but me being right-winged, tried to get more direct answers to things like "What is 'rape culture'?" and "How do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly
#69 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
Have you ever thought that maybe you're a privileged male? Look, I'm a white guy. I've never faced discrimination of any kind. I can acknowledge that that, like giving birth, is something I cannot comment on because I've never experienced it. It's condescending to tell them that they don't know what they're talking about when they are the ones with a vag-hole as my doctor calls it

Again, I myself did not say that men are the scum of the earth. Please don't lump me in with them.

I didn't start out by hating black people. I was actually friends with multiple black people, but then I tried to get more direct answers to things like "how do I have 'privilege'?" and it nearly always ended the friendship sourly. jk i hate those blackies
User avatar #117 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
Well the whole (take out women and replace it with race) thing doesn't really work in practice (but it does sound swell on paper). The whole "privileged" thing really isn't a fair argument. I'm a white male, just that automatically makes me privileged in the worlds eyes, and i'm expected to turn around and fight for the women so they get their fair share. Problem is my family started out dirt ass poor and the only way we got to where we are is through sheer willpower and hard work. We weren't privileged (and i'm not going to let some White female tell me i always have been on their iphone while they eat their 3 meals a day and live under a fucking roof all their life tell me any differently.) And i'm not going to budge and help them until they understand that just because i have a penis doesn't make me better than them.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
No, no I haven't, because I'm not. I'm literally surrounded by White people. I gain no advantage, day to day, by BEING white. Just as well, when a minority DOES come around they are usually treated better due to Canada's huge guilt complex when it comes to the Indians. That's not even mentioning how easy it is to get into a good school or a job as a minority, as it always makes businesses and schools look better to be more Liberal and Progressive. No minority has faced REAL discrimination; they've faced assholes, sure, much like you and I have, but they are in no way 'oppressed'. You say it's condescending to tell them I don't know what they're talking about when they haven't experienced it, yet how could any of them experience being a guy, or being white? The Grass always looks greener on the other side; the only way ANY of us has any type of advantage over another is if we live in a culture that inherently discriminates.

I know you didn't. I don't lump anyone, sir; I just go by off of the majority. The majority of Feminists I'VE interacted with are like I described, and so I believe the majority as a whole are like that too.

Eh. You can mock me all you like, but there's no Tangible way to measure 'privilege' or what it may or may not grant you. Here, I got a question for you:

A is a white male, very high I.Q, is alone due to family death and works three jobs and barely scrapes by through college
B is an asian male, very high I.Q, comes from a very rich background but is homeless and addicted to heroine
C is a black female, low I.Q, comes from a rich background, has never had a job, and has a scholarship in college
D is a white female, average I.Q, comes from an average background. She's married and is a mother of three, and is also disabled from the waist down.

Who has the most privilege?

I hope you can find an answer. Because there has never been a single Feminist group that can agree on, from most to least, where each one should be.
#77 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
how can a white guy claim discrimination in any way at all? literally 100 percent of history (present time included) is generally white males being assholes to everyone else. I believe you only say it's easier to be a minority because you fear if it actually isn't, then it's your fault. that's the idea behind the notallmen thing. sure, you personally didn't do anything, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

"YOU are supporting those ideals" "I don't lump anyone"

you said eh and you're from canada. point athiests

It depends if you consider IQ to be a measurement of privilege (nature vs nurture). BUT: asian dude is most privileged by far, white guy least privileged. but those are made up people, so i'm not sure what your point is.
User avatar #118 - theexo (06/07/2014) [-]
"literally 100 percent of history" wow calm down their son. Hope your not calling the middle eastern/mediteranean communities that ruled the known world for more than half years we've been on this planet since we evolved into homo sapiens, white.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck you can't be serious. Alright, this'll probably be my last comment because I really dislike people like you, but out of being a good sport I'll try to explain things as best as I can.

1: White people were not assholes at ANY point throughout history. As a matter of fact, if anything, we were the most civilized. Way back when, it was might that made right, and he who was mighty made the rules. ALL civilizations worked this way, not just white people. White people, however, were the first to free their slaves and give rights to their women and try to achieve something a bit more than outright hostility with others

2: White people can claim discrimination because you CAN be discriminated for being white, and it's happened before. Even my sister, a straight A student, couldn't get a seat in a good college because they HAVE to have a certain amount of open seats for Aboriginal students, no matter their grades; and had to go to a much poorer school.

3: And I believe you have a serious hate/guilt complex toward white people and that's why Feminism comes so naturally to you. So I guess we're in the same boat, aren't we? In any case, I can honestly say I don't give a shit about minorities, or many people for that manner. And exactly how would it be 'my fault' anyways? Do I oppress people by existing? I'm pretty sure Hitler thought the same thing about the jews, but hey, that thought process is totally natural, right?

4: You ARE supporting those ideals. In this entire argument you have justified their position against men, justified their position against whites, and insinuated that white people naturally owe things to minorities.

5: The point was an example for you to remember the question whenever you meet a group of Feminists. Ask them, and they will never, as a group, come to a conclusion like you have. Believe me, I've tired it many times before

My last piece of advice to you would actually be to study history and these things before hating your own race
#87 - failtotheepicpower (06/07/2014) [-]
1. this is not correct. at all.

2. I'm a straight A student and haven't faced those problems (taking 6 ap courses this upcoming year, top 2 or so in my class of 400). anyways, it's called affirmative action. It's to make up (in part) for years of de jure segregation and other social constructs that have put minorities at a disadvantage. We're only 50 years removed from the civil rights movement in murica that is and if you try to say that white people get discriminated against more than minorities, I don't think you can appreciate other views besides your own.

3. but you're not *just* existing. You're saying that feminism is stupid because of the views of its outspoken minority, and in doing so, you undermine the entire group of people who work against rape and murder. It's your fault because you are too busy worrying about getting into a second tier college that you don't realize that rape happens way too often and you can do something to help, yet you attack the entire group of feminists, many of whom are attempting to stop rape.

4. White people *do* owe things to minorities.

5. yes, they have different opinions. so? what about that matters?

I took AP Euro and AP Us history, and plan to major in history in college. Also, I don't hate my own race at all, I just admit that we've made huge mistakes.

if you don't reply, well, it was nice talking to you pal.
User avatar #50 - majormayor (06/07/2014) [-]
There's also the fact that it's the exact same logic that prejudiced groups use that they oppose.
#33 - jaked (06/07/2014) [-]
I think they're more worried about rape, which has higher rates than murder. That said the YesAllWomen thing is downright silly. It's as confused a movement as Occupy.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (06/07/2014) [-]
Higher rates, perhaps. But nowhere near 1/10. Besides, Feminism as an organization has a habit of using statistics that have been proven false, and yet still insist to use them to prove their points.
#47 - jaked (06/07/2014) [-]
No, of course not that high, but higher by a few times than murder, though the feminist statement is still intellectually dishonest, I was just playing devil's advocate.
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well skyrim with mods is pretty tough on it but my computer only cost me about $700 and it can run anything, almost always on high settings
User avatar #41 - sgrave (06/04/2014) [-]
$700?
I built my gaming rig for about 300€ (not the best/most expensive hardware in it, but runs recent games very well)
User avatar #51 - yunoavailable (06/04/2014) [-]
part of that cost was due to the fact that I wanted something that could handle 3d graphic modeling which requires more RAM than gaming and that I had to buy all new prephrials for it including a second monitor and some nice speakers
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Specs? My graphics card is more than half of your build...
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well my graphics card is my limiting factor since I got it from a friend for a steep discount but mostly it handles what I throw at it surprisingly well
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*UNachievable
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User avatar #51 - vortexrain (06/03/2014) [-]
Dude, it was a joke.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (06/03/2014) [-]
Dude, I know. You just seemed to think that my idea was achievable, so I'm telling you how it can be attained. If you do not like something, do not complain, work to change it
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*UNachievable

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
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you brought shame to your house
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Have you by chance had an older account here before?
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Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
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Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
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It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
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you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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