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#4 - Look at your own comment. How can you call ME mad when you act…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Fear the outside ! +3
User avatar #6 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
I'll gladly admit I'm mad, I hate that show, and I don't want to see shitty "reaction faces" from it on my FJ
User avatar #11 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
On your FunnyJunk
is dis nigga srs
#7 - Crtruban (05/11/2014) [-]
Too bad being a cunt won't stop that.
#5 - derpsenderp has deleted their comment.
#33 - The retouching of Peatwy Tuck looks like a painting. 05/11/2014 on Restored Photographs Pt. 2 +1
#3 - Skinwalkers ain't no joke, yo.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on mark +15
User avatar #15 - Kairyuka (05/11/2014) [-]
Been to /x/ as well?
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
I was born on /x/
User avatar #19 - Kairyuka (05/11/2014) [-]
My condolences
#2 - YOU fuck off, it was just a reaction picture. Cool yo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Fear the outside ! +11
User avatar #3 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
You seem mad, do you watch the big bong theory by any chance?
#12 - gangbangtime (05/11/2014) [-]
8/10, One of the better trolls of FJ
#8 - Jameshaich (05/11/2014) [-]
hehe u r mad bro xD

User avatar #9 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
haev fun dewd watch big bong theoryXD! BAZOONGA!! haha so funneh ; p
#10 - Jameshaich (05/11/2014) [-]
i dont even like it
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Look at your own comment. How can you call ME mad when you act like a twat?

No, I do not, I do not like the show or the jokes, but this post was about neither the show or the jokes, it was just a reaction picture to a comment posted.
User avatar #6 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
I'll gladly admit I'm mad, I hate that show, and I don't want to see shitty "reaction faces" from it on my FJ
User avatar #11 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
On your FunnyJunk
is dis nigga srs
#7 - Crtruban (05/11/2014) [-]
Too bad being a cunt won't stop that.
#5 - derpsenderp has deleted their comment.
#5 - I think it's more about recognizing 'style' than characters th… 05/11/2014 on description 0
#25 - These niggas ain't got shit on Rock Lee 05/11/2014 on SONO CHI NO SADAME 0
#6 - Of course he's a joke, that's what he wants to be. He knows he…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +21
#64 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
... Or, she's a transsexual with an awesome singing voice. And since her song was also good, she won. Why do you hate her? Does it in someway harm you that she looks like a girl with a beard?
User avatar #150 - mikli (05/11/2014) [-]
She's actually not transsexual in any way, she calls herself a drag queen
#93 - marshalldteach (05/11/2014) [-]
she looks like a girl with a beard?? get your eyes checked faggot ..he looks like a terrorist with make-up and no towel on his head
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
I hate him because he's an attention whore.

Don't mistake me, I see nothing wrong with transsexuals. I'm even friends with two and they're wonderful people.

The problem is that he's not transsexual. He's not TRYING to become a woman, he knows damn well he looks like a guy in drag and he wants to look that way because of the attention it gives him. If he went straight from male to female it would be fine, but he's NOT 'male to female', he's not anything, he's just an attention whore who depends upon this stunt like some comedians depend upon shock value.

THAT'S why I hate him. Because not only is he just using it for attention, but he's marginalizing the suffering that other, ACTUAL transsexuals go through that want to be subtle about their condition and making it look like a fucking joke. He's just giving one more reason for people to classify them as freaks.
#174 - unholyjebus (05/11/2014) [-]
So what's the difference between Eddie Izzard wearing women's clothes and this person?
User avatar #182 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Because Eddie Izzard is a transvestite and that's part of his act, and he also makes fun of himself for it.

This guy is not supposed to be making transsexuals an act, he's just supposed to be singing, but he can't even do that.
#72 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Hm, you actually have some good arguments there. But I still don't see the problem. She's a performer, all performers (or most of them) are show-offs. But she sees herself as a woman, she just keeps the beard as a trademark (and, yes, to draw attention to herself).

But I'll admit hating on someone for attentionwhoring is more acceptable than hating because they're transsexual. I still believe she's a worthy winner though.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course I do, and any person who stops paying attention "Oh my god, so tolerant!" could see that.

And I can see myself as a god damn carrot, but nobody's going to take me seriously as one if I look, act, talk like a person and just say "Oh, well, I feel like one". It is JUST a stunt, he's not a transsexual. He knows he looks masculine and WANTS to because that's what he wants people to notice.

Good for you. Tastes are subjective.
#173 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, rest of the songs aren't any better so why not?
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, because it shouldn't be about politics, it should just be about raw talent and skill

Lol
User avatar #144 - totalynotxewi (05/11/2014) [-]
Did you really find any other song in Eurovision Song Constest to be better than this? They where all pretty much sheite like always with the exception of The Netherlands and Sweden But the singer was kind of bad . Austrias song atleast had a good voice, great vocals, decent music and a fitting message.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
No, I didn't listen to the show, only his song.

'fitting image', right. And if would be fine if that was all of it, but it wasn't, he just had to involve his transsexuality into the picture. That's my issue with it.
User avatar #189 - totalynotxewi (05/12/2014) [-]
But he isn't transexual. He's a drag queen I think thats the word for it He's a guy but when he's on stage he is a woman. Thats his thing, drags are part of the HBTQ society. He was just doing his thing.

"fitting image" "fitting message"
User avatar #190 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2014) [-]
That's not what the media is saying.
#4 - Gods damn I hate that guy... 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +5
#2 - It never ends. The line just goes forever, even when you get b… 05/10/2014 on When I know I should log... +1
#60 - And you're not an attention whore? Fuck off. 05/10/2014 on Emo vs. Goth 0
#19 - When I was very young I used to think "Autistic" was… 05/10/2014 on Kids Will Believe Anything +3
#40 - "Cursing raises your pain tolerance" Didn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Random Fact. Comp 28 +103
#86 - dross (05/10/2014) [-]
#44 - therealgraficscat (05/10/2014) [-]
#68 - Gods damn you're a faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on My Little Breakthrough 0
#86 - captainprincess (05/10/2014) [-]
You say that like it's a bad thing
#34 - Because they do shit like this  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2014 on My Little Breakthrough +1
#37 - captainprincess (05/09/2014) [-]
Wait is that it

Are you serious
You're THAT sensitive?

And people call US girly
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2014) [-]
Gods damn you're a faggot.
#86 - captainprincess (05/10/2014) [-]
You say that like it's a bad thing
User avatar #60 - capslockrage (05/10/2014) [-]
"sensitive"

lolok
#87 - captainprincess (05/10/2014) [-]
Yes
Sensitive

As in
massive crying vaginas
User avatar #88 - capslockrage (05/10/2014) [-]
You're the only massive crying vagina here
#89 - captainprincess (05/10/2014) [-]
Guys!
Guys?

This pussy's leaking fluid!
Look, it's quivering!
#45 - spoileralerts (05/09/2014) [-]
Spoken like a true autist.
#47 - captainprincess (05/09/2014) [-]
Nigga dont bring that weaksauce shit at me and expect me to cry

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
#48 - spoileralerts (05/09/2014) [-]
Sure you have pal, quick question though, are you a boy or girl?
#49 - captainprincess (05/09/2014) [-]
I have actually fought a mudcrab man, that fucker was nippin' at my foot and I punted it right into the lake from whence it came.
#14 - Gods damn you guys are a bunch of whiners. No wonder nobody wants you. 05/09/2014 on The Raging Feels 0
#15 - Speak for yourself, mortal. 05/09/2014 on Umm 0
#22 - The hate comes from the latter seasons more than anything. …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on That’s the only way.... +14
#28 - gerfox (05/09/2014) [-]
Well, I still watch it every week - but I'm also growing more and more tired of it. The jokes aren't as good as before, and the characters are too well-developed and/or frozen in place. I always used to laugh of the social awkwardness, but that's gone - at least from Leonard and Sheldon who after all is the main characters of the show.

I think they should make some characters disappear and some other come in to get in some new exiting characters.
#34 - misschokesonrocks (05/09/2014) [-]
Once you start listening to the 'audience laughter' it just gets unbearable. sorry if you cant unhear that while watching, it was for the best
User avatar #53 - PenguinsOfMars (05/09/2014) [-]
one time on acid i heard a laugh track and then everytime i did that little half laugh where you blow air out of your nose i heard it in my head
#38 - gerfox (05/09/2014) [-]
I know about the laughter, and it's common in all sitcoms, and has been for a very very long time. My father hates it, and can't stand any shows with "audience laughter". I don't mind, and it's more the content of the show that has degraded severely imo
#184 - Okay. Look man, I've been giving you link after link …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on The black cat analogy 0
#187 - Hightower (05/12/2014) [-]
No, you posted a ton of links that all use the same source material. Wikipedia, personal blogs, and xtian science websites are not reliable sources of information.
I can explain why the sky is blue. I can point to peer reviewed science that shows why the sky is blue.

Really really wanting something to be true doesn't make it so, and believing something with no evidence is not a good thing.

I'm actually in my 30's. I was raised in a very religious family, but found the answer of "You just have to have faith rather lacking. I suggest you do as I did and actually read a bible. Front to back, at least once. I refuse to go backwards, and my beliefs have nothing to do with it. I'm not making fantastic claims that the universe was created just for one species of intelligent primate on one planet, in one galaxy, and that this creator not only created the entire universe for Humanity, but it actually took an interest in one tribe of desert nomads in the absolute least advanced place in that planet, and guided one group of them to safety, while murdering hundreds, if not thousand of others. Add to that that this divine being always knew these things were going to happen, but did nothing to prevent it, and the oly thing you have to show this even happened are the writings of a fraud from hundreds of years later.
Believing the bible to be true is like someone from the year 4000 reading IT by Stephen King and believing all those things happen every so often in Derry Maine, because there is a book that says it did, and Derry is a real place.
#183 - You could use it even if you didn't. Knowledge is free to ever… 05/08/2014 on The black cat analogy 0
#11 - Every time someone says I was right, I get an erection.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Cats opinion of your opinion +3
User avatar #12 - jamesbaxtersball (05/08/2014) [-]
[small ]Every time someone says they get an erection I also get an erection [small]
#13 - jamesbaxtersball (05/08/2014) [-]
Well, I tried to make it small.
#17 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
You put an unnecessary space in the first set of brackets
#2 - Because you're one of the stupid people. That's why. 05/08/2014 on I are cat +3
#7 - What the fuck, Gizmo? 05/08/2014 on Cats opinion of your opinion +1
#6 - Bakemonogatuari or something I just remember it by sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Cats opinion of your opinion +4
User avatar #55 - applesdontpee (05/08/2014) [-]
be prepared, it's weird and artsy at the same time
#50 - Okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Do not apologize… +1
#51 - icefried (05/08/2014) [-]
Ok.
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on No +4
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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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