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#54 - As far as I know. I'm not exactly sure how MANY there are, but… 07/19/2014 on Robots +1
#6 - That's the joke, as Hitler too wanted a pure race with no fore…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +11
User avatar #10 - hemming (07/19/2014) [-]
Über = Over
Mensch = Human
User avatar #85 - skittlesinexcess (07/20/2014) [-]
...a better translation is "super"
#91 - hemming (07/20/2014) [-]
A wrong translation is "super"
User avatar #92 - skittlesinexcess (07/20/2014) [-]
super has it's roots in Über , it means to be more than.

Superhuman, more than human
#13 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
So that's where we got uber from. I always thought that word sounded odd.
#45 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
"I AM THE OVER HUMAN!" -Medic
And now I know Ubercharge is really just called "Overcharge"
User avatar #7 - solidderking (07/19/2014) [-]
no really ? i was aware of all the stuff you just said still thanks , but a Japanese robot should say " remove Gajin foreigner or something " or something
#5 - Oh dear, I wasn't aware my comment was so controversial.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +2
#11 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
It is?I thought everyone realized by now that sweeden will go full jihad by 2040. And that its an extremely bad thing.
#12 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Sweden*
#1 - Maybe if Sweden had the same idea it wouldn't be Muslim right now  [+] (39 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Robots +230
User avatar #21 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
well denmark has a weak birth rate. Limp dicks = immigration
#48 - bulbakip (07/19/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind helping out their population.
User avatar #49 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
someday scarlet will be mine. Someday.
#51 - bulbakip (07/19/2014) [-]
if you're a fan of Scarlett then you'll surley be a fan of katheryn winnick *drool
User avatar #22 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
*sweden
#26 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Japan is practically stagnant as well
User avatar #30 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
and it's already a big problem
#25 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Our average relative annual growth is 7 spaces higher than Denmark's, and the tenth strongest in Europe. Just sayin'.
User avatar #27 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
but your birth rate is still under 2, which makes it a deficit, thus requiring immigration
User avatar #28 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Sauce?
data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.CBRT.IN
My sauce says our birth rate per 1000 people has been a steady 12 from 2009-2012, while Denmark's has been at 11 from 2009-2011, and 10 at 2012.
User avatar #29 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
www.google.fr/search?sourceid=chrome-psyapi2&ion=1&espv=&ie=UTF-8&q=sweden%20birth%20rate

you were talking of a different statistic, i'm just referring to the average number of kids per household
#31 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #33 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
You can see the birth rate difference, and how Sweden's is higher than Denmark's.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
i don't mean in comparison to denmark, but i was saying sweden's opening to immigration is understandable when Sweden has a deficient fertility.
#35 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know, man, it's looking really average when looking at the rest of our part of the world. Denmark has even more limp dicks, as you put it, so that doesn't explain our immigration rates.
User avatar #36 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
which is why a lot of countries in the world accept immigration at all, and denmark could be explained since they're very right-wing with a history of xenophobia. But i don't know, i'm just spitballing
User avatar #38 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, different countries have different views on immigration. It's not about Sweden having limp dicks. Glad that we came to an agreement.
User avatar #39 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2014) [-]
but the link between immigration and fertility is undeniable though, i learned this even in highschool
User avatar #44 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
Sure, to some degree, but we're all in the same boat.
#56 - huntersdman (07/19/2014) [-]
So when a country is more developed it has less babies? Thats a good thing I guess, China and india are developing rapidly and I hope the middle east is next followed by the African continent.
#77 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
when kids have a higher risk of dieing you need to have more...also kids are a big part of working and helping the families in less developed areas
when they live more and work less you dont need as many
User avatar #16 - takers (07/19/2014) [-]
Are there really that many
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (07/19/2014) [-]
As far as I know. I'm not exactly sure how MANY there are, but there's so much media promoting immigration and race-mixing and tolerance to other cultures and peoples that it's just crazy.

When it comes to Sweden, I have never met so many self hating people in my life. But perhaps I just see the bad side of it.
User avatar #18 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I think the immigration rate is at 15%, with a great deal of that percentage being muslim. Thing is that the concentration is a lot higher in the larger cities, like Stockholm, Gothenburg and Malmö, so people from those areas experience more than 15% of immigration, I'd say.
#23 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
That's it?! I hear complaints like their population has doubled or something due to muslims
#37 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
Its much less than 15%. It is 5.43 per 1000 people, which is 0,543%. Also, most immigrants come from either finland, poland, former yugoslavia, bordering countries and iraq. Only iraq is a muslim country out of those. Everyone that complains about sweden being too muslim and overrun are in most cases just neckbeards that had a muslim being given a job over them, or something similliar.
User avatar #43 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
"I dag är knappt 16 procent av Sveriges befolkning födda i ett annat land. Statistiska centralbyrån beräknar att andelen utrikes födda kommer att öka något de närmaste åren för att sedan stabiliseras på en nivå kring 18 procent."

If you don't speak Swedish, that says barely 16% of Sweden's population were born in different countries. This is taken from www.regeringen.se/sb/d/17468, who got their source from "Statistiska centralbyrån" and was written by Erik Ullenhag, who seems to be very pro immigration.
#60 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
I was talking about migration rates, source was :en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_net_migration_rate

Anyway, the immigrants population might be 16 percent, but most of them are not muslim. Of sweden 10 million population, only 5% are muslim. And just as it was stated by your quote(in swedish), immigrant population will stabilise at 18%, which will at the most bring up muslim percentage to 6%. How exacly is our country going to be "overrun", as some poeple like to say, by just 6% of the population?

Also, another point to take into consideration. When doing statistics on muslims, they dont ask your religion, but instead count everyone that has a muslim name. But since these names are not solely used by muslims, they bring down the percentage a lot. Even if you do have a muslim family, that does not mean you are muslim simply because of the name. This probably brings down the percentage to something like 3-4%.

A lot of right wings extremists are always worried about muslims changing the country. But in reality, the immigrants are changed much more when they get here. Most of the immigrants often assimilate and become more like swedes. They might have a small impact on swedish society, but a swedish society has a big impact on them.
User avatar #67 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
I mostly agree, but I do wish Sweden would introduce some immigration regulations anyway. When looking at other countries in Europe with a similar situation, they show how radical muslims end up changing their societies, to at least some degree. I don't think anything like it has happened in Sweden yet, but I heard that in the UK, due to a higher concentration of muslims, a lot of their Subway restaurants have stopped being allowed to serve pork. I'm honestly worried about changes like that, and simply don't want our culture to include middle eastern influence. The world should have diversity, and I just feel like countries should remain distinct, different and more interesting. Sure, we're not going to stop celebrating Christmas or anything like that, but maybe in the future, due to Sweden being so shit-scared of being called racist, we will suddenly forbid pork from being served in school cafeterias and the like. Maybe Persian will even become an official language of Sweden. I don't know, but I hate having to choose between two extremes.
#76 - silentwarrior (07/20/2014) [-]
The problem is not the ammount of muslims or immigrants, its how they are handled. Many immigrants live in ghettos, where education is bad, unemployment high and crime rate high also. Its serves to alienate the immigrants living there from the rest of the country. The immigrants living in other parts of countries are generally more integrated, have a higher education and a much lower crime rate.

Having a higher percentage of muslims is , as said, not an issue. Singapore for example has a muslim minority of about 15%, but they are much more integrated into the society than most western countries. Ther are almost no reports of extremist there. This is because from a young age, they are taught about racial harmony and how to live together. They also have a better handling of race and religion. They have no getthos for example, which is done by spreading out every racial and religous group evenly, so getthos cannot be formed. The issue is not the amount of muslims, but the handling of not only muslims, but immigrants and diferent racial groups in general.

Muslims only have a problem with eating pork. They can touch, cook and serve pork without problem, so im pretty sure that subway thing is not true. Also, persian, arabic or any other language will not become an official languge, as litterally only about 0.5 percent of the population speak that language, and most of those also speak swedish. You dont have to choose between two extremes, just not choose racism and bigotry.
#40 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
I figured, people just like having someone to blame.
#41 - silentwarrior (07/19/2014) [-]
Like the rest of europe, sweden has some economic problems right now. Whenever there is some hardship, people start blaming minorities and immigrants. In the last few years, right wing extremists has been on the rise because of that, not just in sweden but the whole europe.
User avatar #61 - snowshark (07/19/2014) [-]
UKIP FOR LIFE!

(By which I mean kill everyone in UKIP now and don't even give them the chance to realise how fucking stupid they are and change. That ought to solve overpopulation.)
#59 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
Makes sense enough, recent immigrants are usually hounded on in the US when times are bad, but otherwise ignored. It's also tricky here though because of how large the country is. There may be a huge immigrant population in say Texas, but then almost none in Massachusetts. Not hard to see why the nation as a whole doesn't see eye-to-eye
#3 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
felt that comment needed a thumb, you're just speaking truth.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh dear, I wasn't aware my comment was so controversial.
#11 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
It is?I thought everyone realized by now that sweeden will go full jihad by 2040. And that its an extremely bad thing.
#12 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Sweden*
#11 - Holy fuck, I wasn't aware I was on Facebook. I better get my a… 07/19/2014 on (untitled) +7
#25 - Thanks! 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#23 - I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#24 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#19 - That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on,…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#22 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.
#17 - So fucking what? You want me to like people just because they …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem -1
#18 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you seem about as likable as a PMSing wolverine. An ignorant cunt like yourself would probably be bringing me down.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on, man, you sound like a Social Justice Warrior. "Bu-bu-but you gotta treat them better because they have more problems!" No. Fuck that. The worst thing you can do for a freak is treat them like they're a freak. I'm going to treat everyone the exact same way I treat everyone else, and that is bluntly, harshly, and critically; the only way this changes is if they earn my respect through hard work and effort and my compassion through identifying with them. Hell, I will even HELP them get over their problems and improve themselves, but I cannot help someone who is unwilling to help themselves, and that exact attitude "Welp, I'm diagnosed with something, now nothing will ever be good" is the exact type of thing that makes them have low self-esteem in the first place, and even if they don't, it sure as hell doesn't help.

You can baby people all you want, I hope that helps them, I really do; but in my experience, the best way to help someone is to show them that they are always capable of helping themselves; and I'm not gonna change that just because you think I might hurt some fee-fees
#22 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.
#15 - I honestly hate people with low self-esteem. They're just bumm…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on self-esteem 0
#16 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
"I hate people with low self-esteem"

Because low self-esteem cannot possibly have it's roots in debilitating psychological problems.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
So fucking what? You want me to like people just because they have psychological problems that bring everyone else down?
#18 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you seem about as likable as a PMSing wolverine. An ignorant cunt like yourself would probably be bringing me down.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
That's fine, I'd rather not hang out with you either. Come on, man, you sound like a Social Justice Warrior. "Bu-bu-but you gotta treat them better because they have more problems!" No. Fuck that. The worst thing you can do for a freak is treat them like they're a freak. I'm going to treat everyone the exact same way I treat everyone else, and that is bluntly, harshly, and critically; the only way this changes is if they earn my respect through hard work and effort and my compassion through identifying with them. Hell, I will even HELP them get over their problems and improve themselves, but I cannot help someone who is unwilling to help themselves, and that exact attitude "Welp, I'm diagnosed with something, now nothing will ever be good" is the exact type of thing that makes them have low self-esteem in the first place, and even if they don't, it sure as hell doesn't help.

You can baby people all you want, I hope that helps them, I really do; but in my experience, the best way to help someone is to show them that they are always capable of helping themselves; and I'm not gonna change that just because you think I might hurt some fee-fees
#22 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
tbh you sound unnecessarily dickish, that won't help you in life. you rightly mock white knights but you are on the opposite extreme. try the middle ground, you might make more friends.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dickish, I'm blunt, I say things as I see them without worrying about whether it hurts or compliments someone else. I dislike having my own time wasted for any reason, and so I try to extend the same courtesy to others by saying simple things; you see? It's not my fault if others take them as an insult.

I'm not concerned about more friends. I like my life and myself the way I am, and as long as I'm proud of and respect who I am, I do not need the validation of anyone else.
#24 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Congrats on staying single for all this time by the way, Just a few more years and you'll be the best wizard in edgeville.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that's fair enough i guess.
#28 - The real tragedy about this is that some of these could be pre… 07/18/2014 on Tragic Tragedies 1 -1
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#19 - Yes I did see how it would fall onto a completely flat floor, … 07/18/2014 on A Hammock And A Bath Tub +2
#16 - I can do that in a regular bathtub! 07/18/2014 on A Hammock And A Bath Tub +3
#12 - Why the fuck would I want a hammock shaped tub that doesn't mo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on A Hammock And A Bath Tub +1
#15 - vymastenaochechula (07/18/2014) [-]
so you can move and inch and not flip water all over you god damn floor?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I can do that in a regular bathtub!
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know, man. I ain't sellin it.
#9 - Look, I don't know about you, but I've spent more time trying …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on A Hammock And A Bath Tub +2
User avatar #11 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]
It's a hard, fixed structure in the shape of a hammock, supported on the walls. It doesn't move.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Why the fuck would I want a hammock shaped tub that doesn't move? That's just wildly inconvenient. I'd rather just have the plain old tub that I can actually stand up or shower in.
#15 - vymastenaochechula (07/18/2014) [-]
so you can move and inch and not flip water all over you god damn floor?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I can do that in a regular bathtub!
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know, man. I ain't sellin it.
#5 - No thanks, I'd rather not move an inch and flip water all over…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2014 on A Hammock And A Bath Tub +44
#17 - sgtxrootbeer (07/18/2014) [-]
actually if it did move, the water would fall onto the floor, and then go down the drain,
did you not see the drain?
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes I did see how it would fall onto a completely flat floor, far away from the grate. I wasn't aware you expected me to have water-bending powers.
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]

.......can't tell if you're being serious or not
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Look, I don't know about you, but I've spent more time trying to get in and out of hammocks than relaxing in them; maybe I'm just a fat bastard, but even if that's true, I'm still a fat bastard who doesn't need water all over his floor
User avatar #11 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]
It's a hard, fixed structure in the shape of a hammock, supported on the walls. It doesn't move.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
Why the fuck would I want a hammock shaped tub that doesn't move? That's just wildly inconvenient. I'd rather just have the plain old tub that I can actually stand up or shower in.
#15 - vymastenaochechula (07/18/2014) [-]
so you can move and inch and not flip water all over you god damn floor?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (07/18/2014) [-]
I can do that in a regular bathtub!
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (07/18/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know, man. I ain't sellin it.
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#24 - We use Fish, at least in the Western parts, not sure when you …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on (OC) 'Murica +3
User avatar #25 - shadowblaziard (07/17/2014) [-]
Okay, I know what they'd say in french but noboy's cares about france or french
#42 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
Both are correct. You can say fish or fishes. Rarely is fishes ever used, though.
User avatar #45 - shadowblaziard (07/17/2014) [-]
If thats the case then it's just which you prefer
#22 - Because Facebook is an American website, and a lot of the U's …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2014 on (OC) 'Murica +4
User avatar #29 - IAreCaptainObvious (07/17/2014) [-]
About facebook being an American page, spellchecking is handled on the client-side and isn't related to the webpage, it's your browser that is in control and with the right language settings it should be fine.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #23 - shadowblaziard (07/17/2014) [-]
Ahha, I always thought people that didnt use the U in things like colour and armour didnt know how to spell the words. Until I knew that it was just the English/Canadian way of writing. And as a Canadian do you use "Fish"or "Fishes" for the plural?
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (07/17/2014) [-]
We use Fish, at least in the Western parts, not sure when you go more east where the French faggots are
User avatar #25 - shadowblaziard (07/17/2014) [-]
Okay, I know what they'd say in french but noboy's cares about france or french
#42 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
Both are correct. You can say fish or fishes. Rarely is fishes ever used, though.
User avatar #45 - shadowblaziard (07/17/2014) [-]
If thats the case then it's just which you prefer

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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