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#91 - There it is. Don't know if you've seen it. 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#90 - Thank you very much, but no. Simply because I would tell peopl…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +17
User avatar #114 - garymotherfingoak (12/03/2013) [-]
you.
i like you.
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Stay tuned, folks. I'm writing a volume on how to win at life, so keep your ass in your seat and your nose to the grindstone cause I'm comin' for those problems and we're gonna fix 'em together.
User avatar #228 - ugottanked (12/03/2013) [-]
writing a volume eh?

good luck fellow writer
User avatar #248 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you very much sir, but I make my own.

My interest isn't in glory or wealth or fame, if I wanted power I would simply keep all the information to myself and use it as an edge. My goal is to educate and allow everyone to reach their fullest potential should they so choose, and it's quite hard to do that without knowledge and insight.
User avatar #252 - ugottanked (12/04/2013) [-]
and that is completely understandable and a fine goal to strive for
User avatar #177 - alexsinco (12/03/2013) [-]
where will i be able to find this in the future?
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
No need, I'm going to post it here as I promised some time ago.
#181 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
captainfuckitall 4 prez 2016
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining the military in an attempt to gain the funding, records, connections, and skillset needed to be taken seriously in a political office in Canada, while garnering the support of the people through my advice columns and general benevolence regarding their best interests and the interests of the country.

So, realistically, you didn't even know how right you were when making that comment.
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
#88 - To answer your question, yes he is, although it's never spoken…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
User avatar #92 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
okay, good to know, just remembered a night where my friends and I were thinking about it
yes, understand what you mean, some things are just fucking ridicoulous
In my opinion he set the ground and made it possible to "overwork" his theory
For example the "crysis model" from Erik Erikson is based on his thoughts, or the "role playing, role making" (Role learning) model from Mead
I think he was right in basic things, but wrong when it comes to details
#81 - Thank you sir, I will be sure to. I've actually never taken a …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +3
User avatar #84 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I see, asian women can be fucking scary
I had a philosophy class on my school, we talked about Freud, Kant alsways wondered if Kant is a topic in american schools, cause...you know..cunt , Aristoteles etc.
But th most interesting ones were the kind that mixed with educational sciene and human behaviour, like Freud, Parsons, Mead, Erikson, Hurrelmann, Kohlberg, Krappmann, Montessori and so on
I know, many names, but it's worth it to read about their work
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
To answer your question, yes he is, although it's never spoken of much.

Not because of his name, but because nobody can understand a fucking thing that comes out of his head.

I actually don't like Freud that much. He built up a lot of foundations, but many of his theories were complete nonsense and poorly founded. At least in my opinion.
User avatar #92 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
okay, good to know, just remembered a night where my friends and I were thinking about it
yes, understand what you mean, some things are just fucking ridicoulous
In my opinion he set the ground and made it possible to "overwork" his theory
For example the "crysis model" from Erik Erikson is based on his thoughts, or the "role playing, role making" (Role learning) model from Mead
I think he was right in basic things, but wrong when it comes to details
#80 - *That was for the "Insight driven Masochism" … 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +5
#78 - I'm glad to hear that, good sir! 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#77 - They are from my thoughts directly. Everything you see above i…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +6
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
*That was for the "Insight driven Masochism"

Protagonist Syndrome, while well developed along the same lines, mainly focuses upon why everyone wants to be so interesting and unique all the time while still suffering from hardships of life. They are the main character, so they try to be unique and own it and so throw themselves headlong into struggles and anything that will further separate themselves from normality. This is further emphasized by the general human need of independence and to find ones self, and again, is the reason why so many people will take passion over reason any day, because they expect the 1% chance to work out for them BECAUSE "they are the hero", and that's why they get so moody when it doesn't.
User avatar #79 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
If you're interested and have skills in the german language I would recommend you a book called "Wer bin ich, und wenn ja, wieviele?" ( "Who am I - and if so, how many? )
Modern Philosophical book about the human charakter, behaviour etc
Your post remindet me of it

also it's possible that the book is aviable in english
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I will be sure to. I've actually never taken a psychology class, the only one I ever taken was directed by an English teacher in Highschool and I was kicked out before the end of my introduction because I said I was afraid of Asian Women.

(Watched "The Grudge" far too young, you see...)
User avatar #84 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I see, asian women can be fucking scary
I had a philosophy class on my school, we talked about Freud, Kant alsways wondered if Kant is a topic in american schools, cause...you know..cunt , Aristoteles etc.
But th most interesting ones were the kind that mixed with educational sciene and human behaviour, like Freud, Parsons, Mead, Erikson, Hurrelmann, Kohlberg, Krappmann, Montessori and so on
I know, many names, but it's worth it to read about their work
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
To answer your question, yes he is, although it's never spoken of much.

Not because of his name, but because nobody can understand a fucking thing that comes out of his head.

I actually don't like Freud that much. He built up a lot of foundations, but many of his theories were complete nonsense and poorly founded. At least in my opinion.
User avatar #92 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
okay, good to know, just remembered a night where my friends and I were thinking about it
yes, understand what you mean, some things are just fucking ridicoulous
In my opinion he set the ground and made it possible to "overwork" his theory
For example the "crysis model" from Erik Erikson is based on his thoughts, or the "role playing, role making" (Role learning) model from Mead
I think he was right in basic things, but wrong when it comes to details
#72 - Of course it is, that's why I say it. Fortunately, it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +3
User avatar #74 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm not in that state anymore. I was half a year ago, that's why I can promise it goes away, as well.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that, good sir!
#66 - Tl;dr: You pretend to be a sack of **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +7
#99 - Dwarf (12/03/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #238 at one of the rarerst pictures ever ** I disagree. I think for more people it's just because they're ashamed of something like being ugly or overweight but, excluding those features, feel they would be better than everyone else. That's how I am, unfortunately. :')
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Eh, it is perfectly within your right to disagree, although I believe your opinion is less founded.

If that were true, they wouldn't have large attitudes or egos as posted at in this picture, they would be humble and timid. The reason they are able to dish our criticism while still having a sense of self-loathing is because they believe they are better people for BEING self-loathing, and the only way it could be that way is if they did it to themselves.
User avatar #69 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
That's actually true, good job
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course it is, that's why I say it.

Fortunately, it's not permanent if you do not allow it to be. You can always get up and become a better person if you really wanted to. There's not a single person on Earth who's potential is limited by circumstances, not really; as there is no reward in life that will not yield to you through hard work and effort.

You have my promise on that.
User avatar #74 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm not in that state anymore. I was half a year ago, that's why I can promise it goes away, as well.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that, good sir!
#65 - It's Insight driven Masochism mixed with something I call &quo…  [+] (61 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +129
#245 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Captain...
Will you be my therapist.
There's so much irony in the air around me. I can't even make a pun.
The fact that there was a joke going around about a drug called fukitol and you have just prescribed me.

There have been. almost hundreds of instances in my life, Wondering why a stop on my train commute was called church : there is a huge pink church by the platform. Felt like some shitty developer cop out, The fact that there is a show called 1000 ways to die, it sounds like a show within a show: think about that one show where the protagonists constantly make references about some show or brand that eventually makes an appearance in the plot but it sounds ridiculous to the audience.
The fact that my sitcom like living arrangements were mistaken for a troll story when I spilled the beans to a stranger on omegle.
smalls things that have made me feel like a protagonist of some form of art, I really don't give a damn about if this is gonna sound edgy or not, but I feel like I want to say it.
I constantly feel like there is something wrong with me, and can't stop jumping in and out of my own head trying to get a different perspective on my life. I've been over the whole introvert thing, that helped for a while but then the questions in my head got worse. I know, unfortunately close to being knew, what I wanted to do with my life, but it's beginning to sound more and more irrational making me think that the only thing in my life that I had to look forward to is something beyond me.
Times like this I wish I could meet holden caulfield and fucking fight him.
User avatar #249 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Good.

You have desire, you have curiosity, you have determination, you have every single thing you need to maximize your potential and do something wonderful and great with your life if you only have the will to pursue it.

I said that everyone sees themselves as the protagonist to their own life, but I never said it was wrong. You ARE the hero of your own life and story, and it's up to you to decide what type of story and how interesting it is going to be. If someone created a Wiki about you, entirely about you and your hopes and dreams and secrets and traits and quirks and even things you didn't know about yourself...would you be proud of it? Would you look at it and feel a sense of ego knowing it was YOU? If not, why aren't you changing it? Life may seem big and scary at times, but it's inanimate and cannot move, YOU can. No matter how high a mountain is it cannot walk over you but you can climb every single one. That in itself should give you an idea of how much potential you really have and what you could achieve should you seek it.

You are what you try to be, nothing else, and you must sacrifice everything you are now in order to become everything you want to be. So do it, go out there, be a protagonist, be the person others look up to and admire, and so when you meet Mr.Caulfield, HE will be the one wanting to fight YOU
#254 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Aye.
#237 - Cleavland Steamer (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #236 - puregarbage (12/03/2013) [-]
i don't know who you are. i probably wont ever find out but i just really think you are a really cool person
User avatar #250 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
I will always be here when you need me, sir. Feel free to contact me any time.
User avatar #266 - puregarbage (12/04/2013) [-]
Greatly noted
#232 - snufullahfahgess (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn.
User avatar #229 - theodordronen (12/03/2013) [-]
If this come across poorly I apologize as I just woke up from a nap and I'm a bit woozy, but do you not see a danger in giving people a "syndrome" to hide behind?

I agree with a lot of what you are saying but don't you think by saying to people that they suffer from this "protagonist syndrome" you are creating this sense of this being the "definite truth" and that they'll use that as an excuse not to change who they are?

It's kinda like this dude who once told me when i blurted out "sorry I'm bad with names..", "No dude, don't ever say that! Because your manifesting it as a truth in your head when it's not the truth, it's just something you believe. But everytime you say it, you give yourself the excuse to not become better at remembering names, something you conceivable and most probably could do."

Sorry if this doesn't make sense.
User avatar #253 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
It does make sense and you're right (For future reference, what you're thinking is called "Thought Vibration", it's actually something many self-help analysts talk about, and it's where just by thinking out something it can literally physically manifest in the world around you or yourself depending upon the strength of your desire whether conscious or subconscious).

However, I see no danger in it. The people who suffer from it do so because they already believe they are special, giving it a name just means they can too but they can also recognize it as a negative thing. If they were in any position to change they would have done so already, if anything the name HELPS them change because they don't want to admit they might be so.
#265 - cabbagemayhem (12/04/2013) [-]
Everyone is an Asshole As a warning, I'm not going to jerk you off. Just so you know, the term Protagonist Syndrome is a trope with a different meaning, which might explain why more than one person here made up the term. Thought Vibration is what it's called in the Law of Attraction, but that's only one school of thought on the subject.

I have two problems with that analysis. First, it says people, in general, intentionally make things harder for themselves. I believe that, naturally, people do the best they can for the well-being of themselves and those around them. People who exaggerate their trials just do so to make other people as impressed as they are, or to appear stronger having overcome it. Regarding knit-picking, there's always something to improve, and people will tell you what it is once they get comfortable. If someone throws away another solution to work on their own, it's because they want it to be their own creation. Often, the only reason people start a project is to see if they can do it, and gain the experience.

Second, it seems to imply that feeling special is necessarily a negative. You may have just meant feeling special is a negative in the context of a depression, but I would like to explicitly state that feeling special is not necessarily something that needs to be fixed. On the contrary, the loss of feeling special might be what needs fixing in some people.

Otherwise, interesting analysis.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
All that aside, I never said this analysis was this way for everyone, because not everyone is like this. It's only to describe the reason why some people simultaneously hate themselves as well as see themselves as better than everyone else around them.

I believe that everyone is naturally good hearted and compassionate toward their fellow man, and that they would gladly help someone in need provided they felt they could afford it. I also believe that everyone IS actually special and has the potential to go amazing things that change the world regardless of who they are, it's only a matter of reaching out for it.

I am not a cynic, nor a pessimist, nor one from the "Humanity is a Plague" crowd, and I apologize if I gave you that impression.
User avatar #267 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Nor would I want you to. If I wanted people to swoon over me I would have used much bigger words and have been much kinder.

And indeed that's what it is, but I was just reciting it off other self-helps books I read. Besides, as far as I know the law of attraction is not supposed to effect subjective matters (such as religion, for example).

People DO intentionally make things harder for themselves, even if it's just subconsciously. Let's take schoolwork for example. Many people here are still going to school and have a project due in right now, yet they are happily slacking a way, justifying their procrastination and time-wasting in different ways, and then when the project is finally due and they rush it and fail they whine and complain saying that school is too hard. Or (and I'm sure you've experienced this before) such as when people are having a very hard time with a menial task but the moment you try to help them they snap at you and say they got it, then continue to excessively struggle and strain and complain. And you can't even pass that off as poor judgement because, clinical retardation aside, it's quite impossible to see that by wasting time you are making something harder for yourself.

Indeed, your explanation would make sense except for the fact they do not knit-pick to make better, they knit-pick in order to make worse. They do not knit-pick to offer help or advice or expertise but only so that they can complain, and that is the difference.

Except, again, they don't. That might be their conscious reason for doing it, but otherwise they simply do not want to receive any type of help because they think any plan but theirs is not good, and then blame every other person for why they cannot find the time to finish it.

Oh, not at all good sir. Feeling special is a GOOD thing because everyone is, the only thing I was stating is that you should not be 'special' just because you're conscious, you need to work for the feelings.
#271 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
I see you're not a cynic, but I still argue that people don't intentionally make things harder for themselves, even subconsciously, short of sin. In our natural state, our conscious and subconscious is always trying to solve problems, not create them. Guilt and sin complicate things, but that's not our natural free state.

People procrastinate due to lack of foresight. At any given point in time, they would rather be doing something else, so they keep telling themselves it can wait until the very moment they have to do the work. This may be due to the underdevelopment of the frontal cortex in minors which contributes significantly to foresight and planning for the future.

When someone doesn't want your help, it's usually because they want to do it themselves and gain the experience. If you help them, it won't be all theirs. If it's a big project they'll be wise to work with a team, but having the vision, they'll want to lead it, and may not be confident in their leadership skills to acquire help.

About people who knit-pick for no good reason, I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but they may do so as a personal attack (such as pointing out grammar instead addressing an argument), or because they don't have a clear vision and can't see what's important.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Then it simply seems like we're going to be disagreeing for eternity, as both of our reasonings toward our stand-point are subjective and can neither be proven or disputed, but purely up to opinion.

In any case you may keep the opinion you like and I shall keep mine.
#273 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh well, nice chatting with you.
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User avatar #255 - theodordronen (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me the name of it, will make explaining it to people a lot easier ^^

I do kinda think it indulges people in being comfortable with something negative as you provide a problem without much of a cure. Anyone admitting to suffering from it, do so because we are living in a culture of non-mainstream coolness and whatever works (yes in this case having a "cool sounding" syndrome could be considered a trait the appreciate) makes them even more casually endeered to it.

Although I will stop there, as you seem more knowledgable then me on the subject.
User avatar #224 - kingofnewyork (12/03/2013) [-]
Wow, that was genius my friend. Spot on about how I feel about myself. You really should consider working in this field sometime in life
User avatar #251 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I do not have the patience for it. I'd rather people be able to depend upon themselves and be independent than need me for validation and comfort.
#220 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
TLDR: I like to masturbate
#178 - lamarisagoodname (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm no psychiatrist but I'd like to let you know that there's one more person that thinks your theory makes sense
User avatar #180 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course it does. That's why I said it.
User avatar #168 - vixq (12/03/2013) [-]
Fuck, I have protagonist syndrome,

Maybe if i wasn't so fucking awesome then I wouldn't have this problem

Oh why me? Why did I have to end up so goddamn awesome?! It just makes life more difficult, despite the fact that I'm the greatest motherfucker alive.
User avatar #140 - fukkendragonite (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude... I created the term 'Protagonist Syndrome' based on my own experience... weird how we both think that same... Freaky as fuck...

It seems like every fucking teenager these days think they are Holden Caulfield. Truth is, they are. Because Holden in Catcher in the Rye is the best example of Protagonist Syndrome there is. And we don't realise the irony when we connect so deeply with the character of Holden. Same with Shakespeare's Hamlet too actually..

People don't think about other people, they think about themselves like they are the protagonist in a film or a book, and life has to have a huge twist in the tale otherwise it's fucking boring. Nobody's favourite film or novel is the story of a guy who had a little bit of a problem, and then fixed it. It's always "tiny problem escalates into full blown disaster, and with the odds stacked against him/her, the brave hero of the hour overcomes their troubles"
User avatar #246 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
I want to fight him.
#107 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Go on my nigga
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't know if this comment was serious or not, but if you actually want me to 'go on' about it, you can find out the inspiriation for Protagonist Syndrome as well as a deeper explanation into it just a bit below these comments.
User avatar #102 - sardinez (12/03/2013) [-]
The word you are looking for is Narcissism
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Except that's not the word I'm looking for at all.

Narcissists generally have massive egos and do not see fault within themselves, while this type of individual actually seeks out fault to exaggerate so that they gain both sympathy for their suffering and an excuse not to better themselves.

The general difference between the two is that a Narcissist seeks dominance while a Masochist seeks sympathy and validation.
User avatar #105 - sardinez (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but no doctor would diagnose someone with masochistic protaganist syndrome, yet at least. It's still classified narcissism
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh, no, no. "Protagonist Syndrome" is something different entirely as explained below. I have yet to come up with a technical word for the former. Probably something like "Sage-Suffrage"
#96 - crazyolitis (12/03/2013) [-]
Dis guy knows his shit.
User avatar #98 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course I know my shit, I hang out with you assholes all day.
User avatar #139 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
Finally there's actually a user around here who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.
User avatar #141 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
actually actually actually

I hate myself sometimes...
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Well, why?
#85 - xtwinblade (12/03/2013) [-]
You are really good at this subject. Ever considered to become a therapist or psyciotrist?
User avatar #259 - takesomemorewater (12/04/2013) [-]
I love these gifs...
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, but no. Simply because I would tell people that they just do it to themselves, which is usually true.

The thing is, I have a lot of patience, but not for people who put themselves in bad situations. I would tell them exactly what's wrong and how to fix it and then boot them out of my office. My advice is good on any subject, but it's usually hard to follow because it doesn't involve getting things handed to you.
User avatar #114 - garymotherfingoak (12/03/2013) [-]
you.
i like you.
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Stay tuned, folks. I'm writing a volume on how to win at life, so keep your ass in your seat and your nose to the grindstone cause I'm comin' for those problems and we're gonna fix 'em together.
User avatar #228 - ugottanked (12/03/2013) [-]
writing a volume eh?

good luck fellow writer
User avatar #248 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you very much sir, but I make my own.

My interest isn't in glory or wealth or fame, if I wanted power I would simply keep all the information to myself and use it as an edge. My goal is to educate and allow everyone to reach their fullest potential should they so choose, and it's quite hard to do that without knowledge and insight.
User avatar #252 - ugottanked (12/04/2013) [-]
and that is completely understandable and a fine goal to strive for
User avatar #177 - alexsinco (12/03/2013) [-]
where will i be able to find this in the future?
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
No need, I'm going to post it here as I promised some time ago.
#181 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
captainfuckitall 4 prez 2016
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining the military in an attempt to gain the funding, records, connections, and skillset needed to be taken seriously in a political office in Canada, while garnering the support of the people through my advice columns and general benevolence regarding their best interests and the interests of the country.

So, realistically, you didn't even know how right you were when making that comment.
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
User avatar #70 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I like your way of thinking, really interesting, and I, for the most part, agree with you
It reminds me of my graduation work on educational science
My only question: Is this from you (your thoughts) or are you quoting someone`? or what was your inspiration for that?
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
They are from my thoughts directly. Everything you see above is my own work and deduction.

My inspiration, actually, was Severus Snape from Harry Potter. I never read it, but I do read the Wiki's of every character, dead or alive, fact or fiction, that I am interested in. And upon reading it he seemed very...average, really. I had no idea why he was so popular or why so many women, guys and girls, sympathized and romanticized him. Then I figured out it was because of the pain he went through and because nobody noticed it when he was living, then I just looked around and noticed people trying to emulate the same behaviour of deliberate putting themselves in bad situations for the sympathy of others. This is why you see those facebook posts "I'm so upset right now, but don't worry about it..." and why so many people romanticize pain and suffering and sorrow and depression and anxiety and yadda yadda through the roof, because they WANT to suffer and want people to notice, because they confuse pity with sympathy and sympathy with affection. And that's all they want is for someone to notice and love them for it.
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
*That was for the "Insight driven Masochism"

Protagonist Syndrome, while well developed along the same lines, mainly focuses upon why everyone wants to be so interesting and unique all the time while still suffering from hardships of life. They are the main character, so they try to be unique and own it and so throw themselves headlong into struggles and anything that will further separate themselves from normality. This is further emphasized by the general human need of independence and to find ones self, and again, is the reason why so many people will take passion over reason any day, because they expect the 1% chance to work out for them BECAUSE "they are the hero", and that's why they get so moody when it doesn't.
User avatar #79 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
If you're interested and have skills in the german language I would recommend you a book called "Wer bin ich, und wenn ja, wieviele?" ( "Who am I - and if so, how many? )
Modern Philosophical book about the human charakter, behaviour etc
Your post remindet me of it

also it's possible that the book is aviable in english
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I will be sure to. I've actually never taken a psychology class, the only one I ever taken was directed by an English teacher in Highschool and I was kicked out before the end of my introduction because I said I was afraid of Asian Women.

(Watched "The Grudge" far too young, you see...)
User avatar #84 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I see, asian women can be fucking scary
I had a philosophy class on my school, we talked about Freud, Kant alsways wondered if Kant is a topic in american schools, cause...you know..cunt , Aristoteles etc.
But th most interesting ones were the kind that mixed with educational sciene and human behaviour, like Freud, Parsons, Mead, Erikson, Hurrelmann, Kohlberg, Krappmann, Montessori and so on
I know, many names, but it's worth it to read about their work
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
To answer your question, yes he is, although it's never spoken of much.

Not because of his name, but because nobody can understand a fucking thing that comes out of his head.

I actually don't like Freud that much. He built up a lot of foundations, but many of his theories were complete nonsense and poorly founded. At least in my opinion.
User avatar #92 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
okay, good to know, just remembered a night where my friends and I were thinking about it
yes, understand what you mean, some things are just fucking ridicoulous
In my opinion he set the ground and made it possible to "overwork" his theory
For example the "crysis model" from Erik Erikson is based on his thoughts, or the "role playing, role making" (Role learning) model from Mead
I think he was right in basic things, but wrong when it comes to details
#59 - I could actually explain why this is if anyone wanted me to. …  [+] (73 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +14
User avatar #67 - hagfishking (12/03/2013) [-]
I'd be ok with that
User avatar #91 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
There it is. Don't know if you've seen it.
User avatar #63 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
So am I
User avatar #66 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Tl;dr:

You pretend to be a sack of shit because it's hard to be better and you want people to feel sorry for you and appreciate you. But you subconsciously know you subject yourself to it and so in order to seem better (while at the same time being 'worse') you criticize others.
#99 - Dwarf (12/03/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #238 at one of the rarerst pictures ever ** I disagree. I think for more people it's just because they're ashamed of something like being ugly or overweight but, excluding those features, feel they would be better than everyone else. That's how I am, unfortunately. :')
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Eh, it is perfectly within your right to disagree, although I believe your opinion is less founded.

If that were true, they wouldn't have large attitudes or egos as posted at in this picture, they would be humble and timid. The reason they are able to dish our criticism while still having a sense of self-loathing is because they believe they are better people for BEING self-loathing, and the only way it could be that way is if they did it to themselves.
User avatar #69 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
That's actually true, good job
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course it is, that's why I say it.

Fortunately, it's not permanent if you do not allow it to be. You can always get up and become a better person if you really wanted to. There's not a single person on Earth who's potential is limited by circumstances, not really; as there is no reward in life that will not yield to you through hard work and effort.

You have my promise on that.
User avatar #74 - izaya (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm not in that state anymore. I was half a year ago, that's why I can promise it goes away, as well.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that, good sir!
User avatar #61 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm curious
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
It's Insight driven Masochism mixed with something I call "Protagonist Syndrome". Allow me to explain...

There are two ways to gain wisdom and seek validation in life (two main ways, really...), one is through effort and hard work, through this you grow as a person and improve yourself and grow wise, and the second is through pain and suffering as (when perceived right) it allows you to mature quicker and gives you a better perception of the world. And along with gaining wisdom it also makes you appear more intelligent and mature

Guess which one's easier to deal with.

This is why you see so many teenagers intentionally making things harder for themselves, exaggerating and embellishing their trials, and why even when there's nothing to knit-pick over, people will try to do so constantly, preferring to trash an entire solution and make a new one so that it appears their day is harder rather than work off half of an old solution. This is why people hurt themselves.

Protagonist Syndrome is a mind-set I personally came up with, it's where because you perceive your consciousness individually, you are the "Protagonist" to your life's story, and as a Protagonist you feel that you should be better than others around you and that everything you do should lead to something greater. This is also the reason people will often act without thinking, because as the protagonist things should naturally work out for you.

When these two mind-sets are combined, it creates a sense of self-loathing ("Oh, why me? Why must I deal with this pain and cruelty? Why must life treat me so unfairly? Why must I be burdened with such vast skills and talents that only end in my failure, or rather, why should everything be so hard because I have none and I want people to pity me") because you want people to see you suffer and sympathize with you, but you yourself subconsciously recognize this is false and so you also critique everyone else around you so you don't have to change and get better.
#245 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Captain...
Will you be my therapist.
There's so much irony in the air around me. I can't even make a pun.
The fact that there was a joke going around about a drug called fukitol and you have just prescribed me.

There have been. almost hundreds of instances in my life, Wondering why a stop on my train commute was called church : there is a huge pink church by the platform. Felt like some shitty developer cop out, The fact that there is a show called 1000 ways to die, it sounds like a show within a show: think about that one show where the protagonists constantly make references about some show or brand that eventually makes an appearance in the plot but it sounds ridiculous to the audience.
The fact that my sitcom like living arrangements were mistaken for a troll story when I spilled the beans to a stranger on omegle.
smalls things that have made me feel like a protagonist of some form of art, I really don't give a damn about if this is gonna sound edgy or not, but I feel like I want to say it.
I constantly feel like there is something wrong with me, and can't stop jumping in and out of my own head trying to get a different perspective on my life. I've been over the whole introvert thing, that helped for a while but then the questions in my head got worse. I know, unfortunately close to being knew, what I wanted to do with my life, but it's beginning to sound more and more irrational making me think that the only thing in my life that I had to look forward to is something beyond me.
Times like this I wish I could meet holden caulfield and fucking fight him.
User avatar #249 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Good.

You have desire, you have curiosity, you have determination, you have every single thing you need to maximize your potential and do something wonderful and great with your life if you only have the will to pursue it.

I said that everyone sees themselves as the protagonist to their own life, but I never said it was wrong. You ARE the hero of your own life and story, and it's up to you to decide what type of story and how interesting it is going to be. If someone created a Wiki about you, entirely about you and your hopes and dreams and secrets and traits and quirks and even things you didn't know about yourself...would you be proud of it? Would you look at it and feel a sense of ego knowing it was YOU? If not, why aren't you changing it? Life may seem big and scary at times, but it's inanimate and cannot move, YOU can. No matter how high a mountain is it cannot walk over you but you can climb every single one. That in itself should give you an idea of how much potential you really have and what you could achieve should you seek it.

You are what you try to be, nothing else, and you must sacrifice everything you are now in order to become everything you want to be. So do it, go out there, be a protagonist, be the person others look up to and admire, and so when you meet Mr.Caulfield, HE will be the one wanting to fight YOU
#254 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Aye.
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User avatar #236 - puregarbage (12/03/2013) [-]
i don't know who you are. i probably wont ever find out but i just really think you are a really cool person
User avatar #250 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
I will always be here when you need me, sir. Feel free to contact me any time.
User avatar #266 - puregarbage (12/04/2013) [-]
Greatly noted
#232 - snufullahfahgess (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn.
User avatar #229 - theodordronen (12/03/2013) [-]
If this come across poorly I apologize as I just woke up from a nap and I'm a bit woozy, but do you not see a danger in giving people a "syndrome" to hide behind?

I agree with a lot of what you are saying but don't you think by saying to people that they suffer from this "protagonist syndrome" you are creating this sense of this being the "definite truth" and that they'll use that as an excuse not to change who they are?

It's kinda like this dude who once told me when i blurted out "sorry I'm bad with names..", "No dude, don't ever say that! Because your manifesting it as a truth in your head when it's not the truth, it's just something you believe. But everytime you say it, you give yourself the excuse to not become better at remembering names, something you conceivable and most probably could do."

Sorry if this doesn't make sense.
User avatar #253 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
It does make sense and you're right (For future reference, what you're thinking is called "Thought Vibration", it's actually something many self-help analysts talk about, and it's where just by thinking out something it can literally physically manifest in the world around you or yourself depending upon the strength of your desire whether conscious or subconscious).

However, I see no danger in it. The people who suffer from it do so because they already believe they are special, giving it a name just means they can too but they can also recognize it as a negative thing. If they were in any position to change they would have done so already, if anything the name HELPS them change because they don't want to admit they might be so.
#265 - cabbagemayhem (12/04/2013) [-]
Everyone is an Asshole As a warning, I'm not going to jerk you off. Just so you know, the term Protagonist Syndrome is a trope with a different meaning, which might explain why more than one person here made up the term. Thought Vibration is what it's called in the Law of Attraction, but that's only one school of thought on the subject.

I have two problems with that analysis. First, it says people, in general, intentionally make things harder for themselves. I believe that, naturally, people do the best they can for the well-being of themselves and those around them. People who exaggerate their trials just do so to make other people as impressed as they are, or to appear stronger having overcome it. Regarding knit-picking, there's always something to improve, and people will tell you what it is once they get comfortable. If someone throws away another solution to work on their own, it's because they want it to be their own creation. Often, the only reason people start a project is to see if they can do it, and gain the experience.

Second, it seems to imply that feeling special is necessarily a negative. You may have just meant feeling special is a negative in the context of a depression, but I would like to explicitly state that feeling special is not necessarily something that needs to be fixed. On the contrary, the loss of feeling special might be what needs fixing in some people.

Otherwise, interesting analysis.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
All that aside, I never said this analysis was this way for everyone, because not everyone is like this. It's only to describe the reason why some people simultaneously hate themselves as well as see themselves as better than everyone else around them.

I believe that everyone is naturally good hearted and compassionate toward their fellow man, and that they would gladly help someone in need provided they felt they could afford it. I also believe that everyone IS actually special and has the potential to go amazing things that change the world regardless of who they are, it's only a matter of reaching out for it.

I am not a cynic, nor a pessimist, nor one from the "Humanity is a Plague" crowd, and I apologize if I gave you that impression.
User avatar #267 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Nor would I want you to. If I wanted people to swoon over me I would have used much bigger words and have been much kinder.

And indeed that's what it is, but I was just reciting it off other self-helps books I read. Besides, as far as I know the law of attraction is not supposed to effect subjective matters (such as religion, for example).

People DO intentionally make things harder for themselves, even if it's just subconsciously. Let's take schoolwork for example. Many people here are still going to school and have a project due in right now, yet they are happily slacking a way, justifying their procrastination and time-wasting in different ways, and then when the project is finally due and they rush it and fail they whine and complain saying that school is too hard. Or (and I'm sure you've experienced this before) such as when people are having a very hard time with a menial task but the moment you try to help them they snap at you and say they got it, then continue to excessively struggle and strain and complain. And you can't even pass that off as poor judgement because, clinical retardation aside, it's quite impossible to see that by wasting time you are making something harder for yourself.

Indeed, your explanation would make sense except for the fact they do not knit-pick to make better, they knit-pick in order to make worse. They do not knit-pick to offer help or advice or expertise but only so that they can complain, and that is the difference.

Except, again, they don't. That might be their conscious reason for doing it, but otherwise they simply do not want to receive any type of help because they think any plan but theirs is not good, and then blame every other person for why they cannot find the time to finish it.

Oh, not at all good sir. Feeling special is a GOOD thing because everyone is, the only thing I was stating is that you should not be 'special' just because you're conscious, you need to work for the feelings.
#271 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
I see you're not a cynic, but I still argue that people don't intentionally make things harder for themselves, even subconsciously, short of sin. In our natural state, our conscious and subconscious is always trying to solve problems, not create them. Guilt and sin complicate things, but that's not our natural free state.

People procrastinate due to lack of foresight. At any given point in time, they would rather be doing something else, so they keep telling themselves it can wait until the very moment they have to do the work. This may be due to the underdevelopment of the frontal cortex in minors which contributes significantly to foresight and planning for the future.

When someone doesn't want your help, it's usually because they want to do it themselves and gain the experience. If you help them, it won't be all theirs. If it's a big project they'll be wise to work with a team, but having the vision, they'll want to lead it, and may not be confident in their leadership skills to acquire help.

About people who knit-pick for no good reason, I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but they may do so as a personal attack (such as pointing out grammar instead addressing an argument), or because they don't have a clear vision and can't see what's important.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Then it simply seems like we're going to be disagreeing for eternity, as both of our reasonings toward our stand-point are subjective and can neither be proven or disputed, but purely up to opinion.

In any case you may keep the opinion you like and I shall keep mine.
#273 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh well, nice chatting with you.
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User avatar #255 - theodordronen (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me the name of it, will make explaining it to people a lot easier ^^

I do kinda think it indulges people in being comfortable with something negative as you provide a problem without much of a cure. Anyone admitting to suffering from it, do so because we are living in a culture of non-mainstream coolness and whatever works (yes in this case having a "cool sounding" syndrome could be considered a trait the appreciate) makes them even more casually endeered to it.

Although I will stop there, as you seem more knowledgable then me on the subject.
User avatar #224 - kingofnewyork (12/03/2013) [-]
Wow, that was genius my friend. Spot on about how I feel about myself. You really should consider working in this field sometime in life
User avatar #251 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I do not have the patience for it. I'd rather people be able to depend upon themselves and be independent than need me for validation and comfort.
#220 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
TLDR: I like to masturbate
#178 - lamarisagoodname (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm no psychiatrist but I'd like to let you know that there's one more person that thinks your theory makes sense
User avatar #180 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course it does. That's why I said it.
User avatar #168 - vixq (12/03/2013) [-]
Fuck, I have protagonist syndrome,

Maybe if i wasn't so fucking awesome then I wouldn't have this problem

Oh why me? Why did I have to end up so goddamn awesome?! It just makes life more difficult, despite the fact that I'm the greatest motherfucker alive.
User avatar #140 - fukkendragonite (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude... I created the term 'Protagonist Syndrome' based on my own experience... weird how we both think that same... Freaky as fuck...

It seems like every fucking teenager these days think they are Holden Caulfield. Truth is, they are. Because Holden in Catcher in the Rye is the best example of Protagonist Syndrome there is. And we don't realise the irony when we connect so deeply with the character of Holden. Same with Shakespeare's Hamlet too actually..

People don't think about other people, they think about themselves like they are the protagonist in a film or a book, and life has to have a huge twist in the tale otherwise it's fucking boring. Nobody's favourite film or novel is the story of a guy who had a little bit of a problem, and then fixed it. It's always "tiny problem escalates into full blown disaster, and with the odds stacked against him/her, the brave hero of the hour overcomes their troubles"
User avatar #246 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
I want to fight him.
#107 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Go on my nigga
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't know if this comment was serious or not, but if you actually want me to 'go on' about it, you can find out the inspiriation for Protagonist Syndrome as well as a deeper explanation into it just a bit below these comments.
User avatar #102 - sardinez (12/03/2013) [-]
The word you are looking for is Narcissism
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Except that's not the word I'm looking for at all.

Narcissists generally have massive egos and do not see fault within themselves, while this type of individual actually seeks out fault to exaggerate so that they gain both sympathy for their suffering and an excuse not to better themselves.

The general difference between the two is that a Narcissist seeks dominance while a Masochist seeks sympathy and validation.
User avatar #105 - sardinez (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but no doctor would diagnose someone with masochistic protaganist syndrome, yet at least. It's still classified narcissism
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh, no, no. "Protagonist Syndrome" is something different entirely as explained below. I have yet to come up with a technical word for the former. Probably something like "Sage-Suffrage"
#96 - crazyolitis (12/03/2013) [-]
Dis guy knows his shit.
User avatar #98 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Of course I know my shit, I hang out with you assholes all day.
User avatar #139 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
Finally there's actually a user around here who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.
User avatar #141 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
actually actually actually

I hate myself sometimes...
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Well, why?
#85 - xtwinblade (12/03/2013) [-]
You are really good at this subject. Ever considered to become a therapist or psyciotrist?
User avatar #259 - takesomemorewater (12/04/2013) [-]
I love these gifs...
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, but no. Simply because I would tell people that they just do it to themselves, which is usually true.

The thing is, I have a lot of patience, but not for people who put themselves in bad situations. I would tell them exactly what's wrong and how to fix it and then boot them out of my office. My advice is good on any subject, but it's usually hard to follow because it doesn't involve getting things handed to you.
User avatar #114 - garymotherfingoak (12/03/2013) [-]
you.
i like you.
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Stay tuned, folks. I'm writing a volume on how to win at life, so keep your ass in your seat and your nose to the grindstone cause I'm comin' for those problems and we're gonna fix 'em together.
User avatar #228 - ugottanked (12/03/2013) [-]
writing a volume eh?

good luck fellow writer
User avatar #248 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you very much sir, but I make my own.

My interest isn't in glory or wealth or fame, if I wanted power I would simply keep all the information to myself and use it as an edge. My goal is to educate and allow everyone to reach their fullest potential should they so choose, and it's quite hard to do that without knowledge and insight.
User avatar #252 - ugottanked (12/04/2013) [-]
and that is completely understandable and a fine goal to strive for
User avatar #177 - alexsinco (12/03/2013) [-]
where will i be able to find this in the future?
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
No need, I'm going to post it here as I promised some time ago.
#181 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
captainfuckitall 4 prez 2016
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining the military in an attempt to gain the funding, records, connections, and skillset needed to be taken seriously in a political office in Canada, while garnering the support of the people through my advice columns and general benevolence regarding their best interests and the interests of the country.

So, realistically, you didn't even know how right you were when making that comment.
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
User avatar #70 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I like your way of thinking, really interesting, and I, for the most part, agree with you
It reminds me of my graduation work on educational science
My only question: Is this from you (your thoughts) or are you quoting someone`? or what was your inspiration for that?
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
They are from my thoughts directly. Everything you see above is my own work and deduction.

My inspiration, actually, was Severus Snape from Harry Potter. I never read it, but I do read the Wiki's of every character, dead or alive, fact or fiction, that I am interested in. And upon reading it he seemed very...average, really. I had no idea why he was so popular or why so many women, guys and girls, sympathized and romanticized him. Then I figured out it was because of the pain he went through and because nobody noticed it when he was living, then I just looked around and noticed people trying to emulate the same behaviour of deliberate putting themselves in bad situations for the sympathy of others. This is why you see those facebook posts "I'm so upset right now, but don't worry about it..." and why so many people romanticize pain and suffering and sorrow and depression and anxiety and yadda yadda through the roof, because they WANT to suffer and want people to notice, because they confuse pity with sympathy and sympathy with affection. And that's all they want is for someone to notice and love them for it.
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
*That was for the "Insight driven Masochism"

Protagonist Syndrome, while well developed along the same lines, mainly focuses upon why everyone wants to be so interesting and unique all the time while still suffering from hardships of life. They are the main character, so they try to be unique and own it and so throw themselves headlong into struggles and anything that will further separate themselves from normality. This is further emphasized by the general human need of independence and to find ones self, and again, is the reason why so many people will take passion over reason any day, because they expect the 1% chance to work out for them BECAUSE "they are the hero", and that's why they get so moody when it doesn't.
User avatar #79 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
If you're interested and have skills in the german language I would recommend you a book called "Wer bin ich, und wenn ja, wieviele?" ( "Who am I - and if so, how many? )
Modern Philosophical book about the human charakter, behaviour etc
Your post remindet me of it

also it's possible that the book is aviable in english
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I will be sure to. I've actually never taken a psychology class, the only one I ever taken was directed by an English teacher in Highschool and I was kicked out before the end of my introduction because I said I was afraid of Asian Women.

(Watched "The Grudge" far too young, you see...)
User avatar #84 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
I see, asian women can be fucking scary
I had a philosophy class on my school, we talked about Freud, Kant alsways wondered if Kant is a topic in american schools, cause...you know..cunt , Aristoteles etc.
But th most interesting ones were the kind that mixed with educational sciene and human behaviour, like Freud, Parsons, Mead, Erikson, Hurrelmann, Kohlberg, Krappmann, Montessori and so on
I know, many names, but it's worth it to read about their work
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
To answer your question, yes he is, although it's never spoken of much.

Not because of his name, but because nobody can understand a fucking thing that comes out of his head.

I actually don't like Freud that much. He built up a lot of foundations, but many of his theories were complete nonsense and poorly founded. At least in my opinion.
User avatar #92 - ewood (12/03/2013) [-]
okay, good to know, just remembered a night where my friends and I were thinking about it
yes, understand what you mean, some things are just fucking ridicoulous
In my opinion he set the ground and made it possible to "overwork" his theory
For example the "crysis model" from Erik Erikson is based on his thoughts, or the "role playing, role making" (Role learning) model from Mead
I think he was right in basic things, but wrong when it comes to details
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#84 - glaciel (11/28/2013) [-]
All feminists I know (and I know a lot of them, given what I do) are trying to fight both unreal standards. It would seem that your experiences with people that call themselves "feminists" differ from mine and you think that misguided misandrists are feminists.

As for what feminist views were originally, they had nothing to do with male problems, because females were the ones suffering from sexism at a much greater proportion. It is nowadays that feminist movement is transforming into a gender equality but due to prevalent disproportions of sexism victims in our society they still prioritize women. That doesn't mean we do not care, or do nothing at all about sexism that affects men, but if you think about the numbers, for example those concerning sexual assaults, 8 women are assaulted for every 1 man.

And as for your last point- feminism is called "toxic" because a lot of people don't know any feminists and think that those assholes in public media that called themselves feminists are the real deal. They aren't. They're just total gobshites and a problem for us ALL.
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User avatar #62 - dyalibya (11/28/2013) [-]
Yup Agreed
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User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry! I just don't think it's that funny.
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#23 - Well they're horror stories, so...yes. I've actually… 11/27/2013 on Bond -1
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#66 - This is true, but also has to do with most genes. Just because…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on sure is -1
User avatar #68 - lotengo (11/27/2013) [-]
Aaaand i do have crappy genes. I wont gain fat but gaining mass is realy hard for me.
User avatar #67 - lotengo (11/27/2013) [-]
I have been lifting for a year and a half, got my bodyweight up from 57 to 67 (KG)

Those 18 months where totally deticated to lifting, i had no school and no job. I counted every gram of protein carb and fat i got in my system. trained every other day and only skipped about 20-25 trainings in that time.

After that i had to stop and within a few months i got back to 56,5 kg. Ive been kickboxing for about 3 maybe 4 months, got my weight up to 64 with a lower fat%
Got sick and now im back at 61.

TL;DR, i know my body, lifting doesnt work for me, kickboxing does.


User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
I know we were just talking about how women have it easier body-wise than men, but I just wanted to tell you that I'm really proud of you and your gains; I've been working out regularly too and it's made me feel a lot healthier, more attractive, and better about myself and know that I am rooting for you every lift you take. I support you buddy, we all do.
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#13 - fecal (11/27/2013) [-]
so your books are just a character getting into more and more shit and then dying? good luck making a living out of that. apart from that, I'm guessing you just call yourself a horror writer and have never actually published something right? So your expertise on the subject is basically as valid as the next guys. Worse probably, because apparently you don't know shit about good storytelling.

Sorry about the starbucks thing, good luck at mcdonalds then!
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
Well they're horror stories, so...yes.

I've actually published two stories, both of which in anthologies, thank you for asking.

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User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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