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#6 - Everytime I see this, I just wait for the day when I'll scroll…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Animals +3
User avatar #7 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/07/2013) [-]
Racism's not cool bro. Funny. But not cool.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (11/07/2013) [-]
I never said I wanted it to happen, I just said I expected it.
#47 - Oh my! We were absolutely unaware! We'll be sure to never ever… 11/07/2013 on thats deep +2
#596 - Nice try, NSA. 11/06/2013 on What's your secret that... +21
#48 - It's not my fault you didn't get it. Here, let me explain it t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Punchline 0
User avatar #53 - brobafett (11/07/2013) [-]
No, everyone and their mom got it bro. It just wasn't funny. That why you have no thumbs.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh, okay, you wanted to explain to me that it simply wasn't funny...which is why you opened with "Ohayo is Japanese for hello.", something that neither I wasn't talking about at all.

Alright then.
User avatar #51 - sneperker (11/06/2013) [-]
...no...
#18 - It's good except for the fact that all the characters look exa… 11/06/2013 on And this is still cool. 0
#7 - Play Age of Empires for a month. Get A+ on History tests.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on AoE Logic +1
User avatar #8 - hirollin (11/06/2013) [-]
play age of mythology for a month and you can get that elective you needed too.
User avatar #9 - xylathon (11/06/2013) [-]
fuck i love that game
#36 - I know, I was just making a joke.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Punchline 0
User avatar #44 - brobafett (11/06/2013) [-]
Try making it funny next time.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (11/06/2013) [-]
It's not my fault you didn't get it. Here, let me explain it to you:

"Kawaii" is a Japanese term for "cute".
"Ohio" is the state that we can see above.
Since the "Ohio" face is cute, it's mixed to make "Kawaii-oh", or "Kawhiio".

Get it?
User avatar #53 - brobafett (11/07/2013) [-]
No, everyone and their mom got it bro. It just wasn't funny. That why you have no thumbs.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh, okay, you wanted to explain to me that it simply wasn't funny...which is why you opened with "Ohayo is Japanese for hello.", something that neither I wasn't talking about at all.

Alright then.
User avatar #51 - sneperker (11/06/2013) [-]
...no...
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (11/06/2013) [-]
You know nothing.
#17 - *Kawhiio*  [+] (13 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Punchline +1
User avatar #28 - brobafett (11/06/2013) [-]
Ohayo is Japanese for hello.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/06/2013) [-]
I know, I was just making a joke.
User avatar #44 - brobafett (11/06/2013) [-]
Try making it funny next time.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (11/06/2013) [-]
It's not my fault you didn't get it. Here, let me explain it to you:

"Kawaii" is a Japanese term for "cute".
"Ohio" is the state that we can see above.
Since the "Ohio" face is cute, it's mixed to make "Kawaii-oh", or "Kawhiio".

Get it?
User avatar #53 - brobafett (11/07/2013) [-]
No, everyone and their mom got it bro. It just wasn't funny. That why you have no thumbs.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh, okay, you wanted to explain to me that it simply wasn't funny...which is why you opened with "Ohayo is Japanese for hello.", something that neither I wasn't talking about at all.

Alright then.
User avatar #51 - sneperker (11/06/2013) [-]
...no...
User avatar #38 - satrenkotheone (11/06/2013) [-]
You know nothing.
User avatar #31 - bitchesdigcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
it's actually japanese for "good morning"
User avatar #32 - brobafett (11/06/2013) [-]
1. Ohayo
Japanese for "Hey"
More casual than Konnichiwa which means "Hello"

Someone's never been stationed in japan.
User avatar #34 - bitchesdigcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
also, "ohayo" is short for "ohayou gozaimasu" which means "good morning"

it's basically the equivalent of saying "morning" instead of "good morning" to a person in english, like an abbreviation of a phrase
User avatar #37 - satrenkotheone (11/06/2013) [-]
Dis niggas right, studying Japanese now and "ohayou gozaimasu" means good morning and is mostly used prior to 10am.
User avatar #33 - bitchesdigcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
ohayo or phonetically "o wa yo" means good morning. I have a friend that takes japanese classes and tells me basics, also you can look it up on any japanese tutoring site, japanese dictionary site, or translator site and it will not say "hello" it will in fact say "good morning"
#29 - They're not midgetized, you just gave them short legs. 11/06/2013 on Midget Celebrities +2
#138 - Good for you, guess what? I don't care about them either. As a… 11/05/2013 on title 0
#8 - Awaiting the incoming "Be Advised" posts. 11/05/2013 on lion wow 0
#80 - I'm not the one flying off the handle. I just stated why he wa… 11/05/2013 on title -8
#76 - Then you're obviously not seeing it due to a certain point of … 11/05/2013 on title -3
#74 - Because he didn't want to SEEM like he was whoring?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2013 on title -6
#77 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL do you HONESTLY think he was sitting in his home thinking "yeah I can't thumb yet, I ebtter do a whole lot of thumbwhoring today. But I can't make it seem like thumb whoring I better spoiler tag that part" srsly bruh. You're being a silly willy, it isn't garanteed that he had a motive with the comment
#101 - mranybody (11/05/2013) [-]
"You're being a silly willy."
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the one flying off the handle. I just stated why he was thumbwhoring, others asked me how I figured, I explained in (pained) detail, and yet for some reason it just doesn't seem to stick. All I've been doing is repeating myself, nothing more.
#60 - Okay, we'll walk through this. 1. He said the picture…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2013 on title -5
#73 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
then how come he put the level 2 part in a spoiler caption?
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Because he didn't want to SEEM like he was whoring?
#77 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL do you HONESTLY think he was sitting in his home thinking "yeah I can't thumb yet, I ebtter do a whole lot of thumbwhoring today. But I can't make it seem like thumb whoring I better spoiler tag that part" srsly bruh. You're being a silly willy, it isn't garanteed that he had a motive with the comment
#101 - mranybody (11/05/2013) [-]
"You're being a silly willy."
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the one flying off the handle. I just stated why he was thumbwhoring, others asked me how I figured, I explained in (pained) detail, and yet for some reason it just doesn't seem to stick. All I've been doing is repeating myself, nothing more.
#61 - dzimo (11/05/2013) [-]
or he wanted someone to thumb up it for him. as for saying he isnt lvl 2 is the reason why he cannot thumb up/down anything - i personal still dont see any whoring
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Then you're obviously not seeing it due to a certain point of view, rather than a lack of knowledge, and if that is the case than there is nothing we can do but disagree.
#58 - How did you not?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/05/2013 on title 0
#59 - dzimo (11/05/2013) [-]
i assumed he cannot vote. then i assumed he wishes that content would get+1.

i dont see any thumb whoring here.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Okay, we'll walk through this.

1. He said the picture deserves a thumb, so far so good.
2. He says he cannot thumb as he is not a level 2, this is where we see the whoring.
2a. The only motive he could have had for saying he COULDN'T thumb was to show he needed thumbs to be a higher level, thus he is whoring and asking rather than working for it.
2b. This is the only logical conclusion, as the only other would be that he feared someone would look through the thumbs, see he did not thumb the picture, and be mad at him for the hypocrisy, in which case he could have simply explained WHY he didn't thumb, and it would be all better.
#73 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
then how come he put the level 2 part in a spoiler caption?
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Because he didn't want to SEEM like he was whoring?
#77 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL do you HONESTLY think he was sitting in his home thinking "yeah I can't thumb yet, I ebtter do a whole lot of thumbwhoring today. But I can't make it seem like thumb whoring I better spoiler tag that part" srsly bruh. You're being a silly willy, it isn't garanteed that he had a motive with the comment
#101 - mranybody (11/05/2013) [-]
"You're being a silly willy."
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the one flying off the handle. I just stated why he was thumbwhoring, others asked me how I figured, I explained in (pained) detail, and yet for some reason it just doesn't seem to stick. All I've been doing is repeating myself, nothing more.
#61 - dzimo (11/05/2013) [-]
or he wanted someone to thumb up it for him. as for saying he isnt lvl 2 is the reason why he cannot thumb up/down anything - i personal still dont see any whoring
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Then you're obviously not seeing it due to a certain point of view, rather than a lack of knowledge, and if that is the case than there is nothing we can do but disagree.
#6 - What's wrong, birgin? Have you honestly never had fex before?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Dear neighbor +29
User avatar #15 - maxismahname (11/05/2013) [-]
I did fex in her bergina
User avatar #7 - dbBlues (11/04/2013) [-]
I had diet fex once. I liked the original one better.
User avatar #13 - tomahawkit (11/05/2013) [-]
diet fex just isn't as good as ups, its too high in calories
User avatar #19 - akkere (11/05/2013) [-]
lime fex is pretty decent though
#9 - 'Feisty Anaconda' gave me a boner... 11/04/2013 on If i was a girl +1
#17 - I actually greatly dislike most female armours for this very r…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Every Comic Book/Fantasy... +1
User avatar #28 - twistedwoodthing (11/05/2013) [-]
You only have to say the word "codpiece" once to get that effect.
#16 - Okay, so a priest, rapist, and a pedophile walks into a bar …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Interesting +46
User avatar #171 - mlpokeyuan (11/05/2013) [-]
i don't get it.
User avatar #194 - thistownneedsguns (11/05/2013) [-]
The priest, rapist and pedophile are all the same person.
User avatar #185 - revengeforfreeze (11/05/2013) [-]
HE orders a drink
#29 - Apollo 13, bist du geschnappt ├╝ber? 11/04/2013 on horse noo (some gore) 0
#26 - My pleasure, good sir. I'm glad we could have such a pleasant … 11/04/2013 on title -2
#23 - Actually, it's not about fairness, it's so people don't spam. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on title 0
#38 - dzimo (11/04/2013) [-]
well...
like i give a fuck
#21 - You don't seem to understand. It would be alright, and you wou…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/04/2013 on title +7
User avatar #111 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2013) [-]
Are you guys kidding me? These fucking things are imaginary shit that just give you a little privilege if you accumulate a certain amount by letting you click a fucking green or a red button. Who the fuck cares about thumb whoring. I understand about the content because thumbwhoring content usually are not funny, but what's the fucking point with the comments. Just give him a thumb or ignore him. Jesus Christ.

Red thumb me all you like. I don't care. You know why? Because things like these thumbs don't mean shit outside of this virtual world.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Good for you, guess what? I don't care about them either. As a matter of fact, nobody really does; but it's because thumbs represent public opinion, validation, and effort (in contributing to the community) that thumbwhoring is seen as bad.
#45 - dzimo (11/04/2013) [-]
"But the ONLY reason he would have included the fact he wasn't able to give one is that he wanted thumbs up, he was whoring himself out, expecting to get thumbs to help him to level 2. "
how did you reach this conclusion?
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
How did you not?
#59 - dzimo (11/05/2013) [-]
i assumed he cannot vote. then i assumed he wishes that content would get+1.

i dont see any thumb whoring here.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Okay, we'll walk through this.

1. He said the picture deserves a thumb, so far so good.
2. He says he cannot thumb as he is not a level 2, this is where we see the whoring.
2a. The only motive he could have had for saying he COULDN'T thumb was to show he needed thumbs to be a higher level, thus he is whoring and asking rather than working for it.
2b. This is the only logical conclusion, as the only other would be that he feared someone would look through the thumbs, see he did not thumb the picture, and be mad at him for the hypocrisy, in which case he could have simply explained WHY he didn't thumb, and it would be all better.
#73 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
then how come he put the level 2 part in a spoiler caption?
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Because he didn't want to SEEM like he was whoring?
#77 - helpthepeople (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL do you HONESTLY think he was sitting in his home thinking "yeah I can't thumb yet, I ebtter do a whole lot of thumbwhoring today. But I can't make it seem like thumb whoring I better spoiler tag that part" srsly bruh. You're being a silly willy, it isn't garanteed that he had a motive with the comment
#101 - mranybody (11/05/2013) [-]
"You're being a silly willy."
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the one flying off the handle. I just stated why he was thumbwhoring, others asked me how I figured, I explained in (pained) detail, and yet for some reason it just doesn't seem to stick. All I've been doing is repeating myself, nothing more.
#61 - dzimo (11/05/2013) [-]
or he wanted someone to thumb up it for him. as for saying he isnt lvl 2 is the reason why he cannot thumb up/down anything - i personal still dont see any whoring
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (11/05/2013) [-]
Then you're obviously not seeing it due to a certain point of view, rather than a lack of knowledge, and if that is the case than there is nothing we can do but disagree.
#25 - awesomescorpion (11/04/2013) [-]
Maybe, but why would he say: "You deserve a thumb"
if he could just as well thumb and continue. To repeat the act of gratitude in the comments seems, odd. As you said, he would get thumbs, but I find it not really worthly to get a whole load of thumbs for saying: "this deserves a thumb" on content which by far a majority of the people already liked.

As he now explained he did it not comment for thumbs, but out of gratitude, I'd understand. I wouldn't thumb either way, but I'd thumb pointless, lazy "I like this thing everybody seems to like" comments down. So from my perspective, he would have been thumbwhoring without the spoiler line. But I do see where you're coming from, I just don't see it that way. Apparently, I am part of a minority in that regard. But thanks anyway for a secondary view on the matter.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/04/2013) [-]
My pleasure, good sir. I'm glad we could have such a pleasant conversation without divulging into personal insults and sexual frusterations.
#42 - Actually it doesn't. Window panes tend to be very fragile, and… 11/04/2013 on get fucked bitch 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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