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#70 - He's the weakest as a joke because it takes one hit to kill hi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Papyrus has been talking to... +6
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#76 - moriorinvictus (11/13/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? He cheats the entire fight because he knows its a game he can cheat. Hes the only monster who can dodge attacks, ignore invincibility frames, damage you outside of your turn and stall a turn forever. He can do all these things because he knows how the game works, how your attack works etc. Against other monsters hes a puny weakling, but to you he can manipulate the game.
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#77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
Actually he doesn't know it's a game; the 'save/load' feature is a part of their universe, and he's aware of THAT.

Other monsters can dodge if you miss the hitboxes, and his speed is explained in his room by the fact he has a treadmill. I would say him ignoring invincibility frames is more of a point of his power, same with damaging you in the menu. Stalling, that is, taking turns to attack, is probably just another feature of the universe like the save/load. You also have to remember he was a former scientist, and a rather smart one, who discovered all of this stuff; which is how he can use it to his advantage.

Against other monsters he'd be the exact same, as the game is no different for them than it is for you.
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#78 - moriorinvictus (11/13/2015) [-]
> the 'save/load' feature is a part of their universe, and he's aware of THAT.

No he isn't, he doesn't know you're using a save/load he thinks you're a time traveler.
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#79 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that be considered the same thing?
#72 - micekill (11/13/2015) [-]
i think he uses time travel, if you play the pacifist route you can get an easter egg that tells you that, so all of the weird shenanigans he pulls are simply time travel
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#71 - thenobodyorigin (11/13/2015) [-]
Well you don't even surprise him really. you yourself are cheating by attacking twice in 1 turn which isn't possible anywhere else in the game.

And do know that sans attacks you in the menu itself. also something no-one else can do.

Sans is a total badass and would and will rek almost everyone in the hole game.

Hack if he wanted to he would himself absorb the 6 human souls....Imagine his powers then.
#20 - What are you talking about? Practically every one of Shakespea…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on shoot +1
#22 - migueldecervantes (11/13/2015) [-]
Oh, I see what you mean. But the stories themselves are not commonsensical, right?

It's not like people behave rationally all the time. Drama teaches you to moderate your emotional responses.
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#26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
This is true, but that's why there's a difference between quality Drama and shitty Drama.

A GOOD Drama does what you just said, understands that people do not always behave rationally and exploits that. A shitty one is exactly what happens in the post above, people go above and beyond the line of stupid simply because it keeps the show going or gets ratings.

The key is that your characters believe they are doing the right thing or acting with common sense, but indeed, take it over the top and over-react. Not when they act like blithering retards.

"Oh my god, my wife has been sleeping with someone else because my trusty sidekick has been hinting at it and I found my wife's jewelry in another man's bed, I have become blinded by passion and will kill her" = Good drama

"Oh my god, this person who has been trying to kill me for months on end is right where I want him, and if he escapes he's going to continue trying to kill me, but I have the power to end his life now....I better let him live...just in case" = Holy fuck why drama
#27 - migueldecervantes (11/13/2015) [-]
haha

You are right. What you typically call "shitty" drama is often termed as melodrama, and its basic premise is, as Roger Ebert pointed out: We need the characters to be total retards because there would be no story otherwise.

This is not very useful to humankind, since as we usually want to explore the human condition through fiction and since people with whom we want to identify are not normally "total retards", melodrama kind of defeats its own purpose.
#66 - Canonically, Sans is the most powerful person in the whole Und…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Papyrus has been talking to... +4
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#68 - moriorinvictus (11/13/2015) [-]
Sans is the weakest character in the game. His implied strength and bullshit abilities is tied to the player and the player only. He isn't strong, hes manipulating your game to 'beat' you unfairly. The only time he teleports for example is when hes not visible from your overworld camera, and in battle he only jumps around when the lights turn off which futhers my theory. Realistically hes really weak.
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#70 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
He's the weakest as a joke because it takes one hit to kill him, but it takes dozens and dozens of tries to actually hit him, and even then, you only manage because you surprised him.

Of course he doesn't teleport where people can see him, as it's supposed to be a fan theory; but either he CAN teleport or he has hundreds and hundreds of secret tunnels that nobody else knows about. Which seems more plausable to you?

He doesn't manipulate anything, he can change the status of you soul, but there are a few others who can also do that.
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#76 - moriorinvictus (11/13/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? He cheats the entire fight because he knows its a game he can cheat. Hes the only monster who can dodge attacks, ignore invincibility frames, damage you outside of your turn and stall a turn forever. He can do all these things because he knows how the game works, how your attack works etc. Against other monsters hes a puny weakling, but to you he can manipulate the game.
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#77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
Actually he doesn't know it's a game; the 'save/load' feature is a part of their universe, and he's aware of THAT.

Other monsters can dodge if you miss the hitboxes, and his speed is explained in his room by the fact he has a treadmill. I would say him ignoring invincibility frames is more of a point of his power, same with damaging you in the menu. Stalling, that is, taking turns to attack, is probably just another feature of the universe like the save/load. You also have to remember he was a former scientist, and a rather smart one, who discovered all of this stuff; which is how he can use it to his advantage.

Against other monsters he'd be the exact same, as the game is no different for them than it is for you.
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#78 - moriorinvictus (11/13/2015) [-]
> the 'save/load' feature is a part of their universe, and he's aware of THAT.

No he isn't, he doesn't know you're using a save/load he thinks you're a time traveler.
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#79 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that be considered the same thing?
#72 - micekill (11/13/2015) [-]
i think he uses time travel, if you play the pacifist route you can get an easter egg that tells you that, so all of the weird shenanigans he pulls are simply time travel
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#71 - thenobodyorigin (11/13/2015) [-]
Well you don't even surprise him really. you yourself are cheating by attacking twice in 1 turn which isn't possible anywhere else in the game.

And do know that sans attacks you in the menu itself. also something no-one else can do.

Sans is a total badass and would and will rek almost everyone in the hole game.

Hack if he wanted to he would himself absorb the 6 human souls....Imagine his powers then.
#67 - donclawleone (11/13/2015) [-]
If he is half as strong as his brother the weakest monster with 1hp then he should be alright; even without sans ability of teleporting himself or his environment. Flowey isn't that strong in the first place anyway.
But lets not forget sans signature move; which then again isn't even his in the first place:
" MOTHERFUCKINGLASERS!!!! "
#8 - This is exactly why I never got into shows like this. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2015 on shoot +9
#17 - migueldecervantes (11/13/2015) [-]
Would Shakespeare be considered drama?

Because then it kind of doesn't.
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#20 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? Practically every one of Shakespeare's characters went against common sense. Every problem IN his stories is because someone over-reacted or took it over the top.
#22 - migueldecervantes (11/13/2015) [-]
Oh, I see what you mean. But the stories themselves are not commonsensical, right?

It's not like people behave rationally all the time. Drama teaches you to moderate your emotional responses.
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#26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2015) [-]
This is true, but that's why there's a difference between quality Drama and shitty Drama.

A GOOD Drama does what you just said, understands that people do not always behave rationally and exploits that. A shitty one is exactly what happens in the post above, people go above and beyond the line of stupid simply because it keeps the show going or gets ratings.

The key is that your characters believe they are doing the right thing or acting with common sense, but indeed, take it over the top and over-react. Not when they act like blithering retards.

"Oh my god, my wife has been sleeping with someone else because my trusty sidekick has been hinting at it and I found my wife's jewelry in another man's bed, I have become blinded by passion and will kill her" = Good drama

"Oh my god, this person who has been trying to kill me for months on end is right where I want him, and if he escapes he's going to continue trying to kill me, but I have the power to end his life now....I better let him live...just in case" = Holy fuck why drama
#27 - migueldecervantes (11/13/2015) [-]
haha

You are right. What you typically call "shitty" drama is often termed as melodrama, and its basic premise is, as Roger Ebert pointed out: We need the characters to be total retards because there would be no story otherwise.

This is not very useful to humankind, since as we usually want to explore the human condition through fiction and since people with whom we want to identify are not normally "total retards", melodrama kind of defeats its own purpose.
#5 - Picture 11/11/2015 on uhm betmin 0
#3 - Can anyone explain the significance of Bane's walk? Any time I…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2015 on uhm betmin 0
#7 - scrappaboi (11/11/2015) [-]
I think he is wearing a bulletproof vest or a harness underneath that he holds onto
#6 - kapitanokliosov (11/11/2015) [-]
its cause he's suppose to be the big spoopy baddy
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#8 - skumbaner (11/11/2015) [-]
I just love how confused that guy looks.
"Where am I? Where are the Teutons? Wasn't I supposed to fight the Teutons today? I want to go home."
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#4 - bionicpanda (11/11/2015) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
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#5 - captainfuckitall (11/11/2015) [-]
#52 - What's it about? Is it good?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2015 on What Anime Are You Hyped For? 0
#56 - erotictentacle (11/09/2015) [-]
Its about a boy, for the sake of immersion he and his family are drawn as bird-like things, and it just tells about his life. Its a every-day drama that hits pretty damn deep and i don't know anyone, excluding a few sheltered individuals, who couldn't identify with punpun at least once during the manga.

Its a bit long, but its intense, and the art is fantastic. Its not the usual beautiful style. Everyone looks different and convey their sometimes whacky personalities right through their faces.

Its probably one, if not the best manga i've read
#8 - That's exactly it, and why what people find "offensive&qu… 11/09/2015 on Tumblr +2
#51 - Well he DOES have two, and the metal one has a magnet in it, s… 11/09/2015 on Shomen Manga Vs Shonen Manga +2
#218 - Sounds like you're just moving the goalposts, m8. 11/09/2015 on Zoe Quinn Get's A Movie +5