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#4 - Nobody NOT trying to be edgy gives a **** . 02/20/2015 on Crazy -4
#7 - I really don't get that about Lesbians. They claim to… 02/20/2015 on Dwarven girls 0
#3 - Ethnic what, exactly? Do all mildly dark-skinned to b…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Rashida Jones +1
User avatar #16 - discobleach (02/20/2015) [-]
it's funny how your hate and frustration is directed at a post that called for none of it
go be edgy somewhere else
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
How did it "call for none of it"?

"You seem to have a tan" "Yes, I'm Ethnic", but Ethnic what? EVERYONE is Ethnic, 'Ethnicity' just refers to your ancestry and gene-pool
User avatar #42 - discobleach (02/20/2015) [-]
literally, yes. but in this context it means something different.
reading comprehension 101
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (02/21/2015) [-]
No it doesn't. EVERYONE is 'Ethnic'. In this context, the white woman is just as 'ethnic' as the dark skinned woman, as 'Ethnic' has no grounds on your ancestry. It would be like akin to saying "Oh, your hair looks a few shades lighter!" "Yeah, well I have coloured hair, so..."
#13 - klutzyspy (02/20/2015) [-]
We are all ethnic because the word ethnic doesnt mean anything specific
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Exactly. That's the issue.
#5 - It actually does if you train for it.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on My body is ready 0
User avatar #6 - Mesmus (02/20/2015) [-]
The guys you see in porn are a whole new level of training though. Not to mention the girls are on the pill n stuff.
User avatar #11 - butteryweiner (02/20/2015) [-]
Or some people are just better at sex than other
#11 - No thanks. If I wanted to watch Ecchi Anime I would just get a…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on DDD 0
User avatar #18 - greeneyedgamer (02/20/2015) [-]
You can just ask a female friend to do a striptease for you?
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have many and I'm rather charming; can't you tell by my beautiful blue eyes?
User avatar #20 - greeneyedgamer (02/20/2015) [-]
Btw, that link he posted has tits in it. HSotD has nude tits, just no genitalia, so that "almost-tits" thing you said is invalid.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh, nevermind then.
#56 - You seem to have forgotten the fact that the purpose of the Cr…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Perspective +3
#294 - gerfox (02/21/2015) [-]
But Christians hadn't held Jerusalem since The Byzantine Emperor lost it in the 600s AD... 500 years. wasn't the real reason that suddenly the muslims refused pilgrims access to Jerusalem?
User avatar #296 - captainfuckitall (02/21/2015) [-]
There were many reasons. Under the leadership of Saladin, he DID allow Pilgrims of all faiths to enter and prey, however, as he held pieces of The True Cross (the cross jesus was hung on) he refused to give it up and let christians even see it, due to the moral he feared it would give them.

There were also economic and territorial reasons, political battles, and of course, the repelling of invading Muslim forces coming up the coast.
#504 - popeflatus (02/21/2015) [-]
True cross you say? How is it that there is no evidence for this?
User avatar #521 - captainfuckitall (02/21/2015) [-]
No evidence for what?
#528 - popeflatus (02/21/2015) [-]
There's no evidence that he had pieces of the 'the true cross'.
#55 - Actually, that's every 'Crusade' Vs. 'Jihad' that happened thr…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Perspective +10
User avatar #75 - bojesus (02/20/2015) [-]
>Every crusade
There were 43 crusader battles in total and that map has 13...
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Indeed, but all battles counted must follow these prerequisites:

1. They must be large scale battles, no skirmishes
2. They must be offensive battles, designed to take land and control over territory, not defensive battles, designed to keep the land currently held.

Both the Jihads and the Crusades follow these rules.
User avatar #77 - bojesus (02/20/2015) [-]
1. Where does this information come from?
2. How do you know the person who made this is following that convention?
3. Why doesn't it say that on the image, surely that would otherwise create confusion?
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Because I know the video it comes from. One moment:

Bill Warner, PhD:  Jihad vs Crusades
User avatar #85 - bojesus (02/20/2015) [-]
That hasn't answered any of my questions. Unless I missed something when watching that, he didn't mention anything about excluding battles based on their size. In terms of them being offensive battles, he did say that for the crusades, but when talking about the jihadists he included battles initiated by christians in Spain unless a misunderstood what he was saying .

Again, if that is what he did, he should have mentioned it.
User avatar #87 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
Eh, I would think going INTO a foreign land and spreading yourself out counts as a 'hostile take-over', especially since violence was indeed often used.

I swear I heard those rules for that map before, but since I cannot find them you are under no obligation to believe me. I can only hope that the sheer vast difference and the amount of time Jihads have been going on vs. the Crusades will speak for itself. Also, I'm pretty sure the word Jihad in itself implies aggression.
User avatar #89 - bojesus (02/20/2015) [-]
I don't know what the first sentence you put has to do with anything, as I already agree with it.

And, again, its not that I don't believe you. I would just rather he made it clear that he wasn't including every battle that happened. Someone watching that video who didn't know anything about the crusades would get the wrong idea from it.

Also, I never claimed that the christians were in the wrong with the crusades. I just think spreading misinformation to convince people of the fact is stupid.

And both crusade and jihad would imply aggression.

#75 - One time I pissed in the sink and then flushed the toilet so n… 02/20/2015 on Shit FJ says 0
#7 - ~Shocking truth!~ 02/20/2015 on North West is like her father -1
#29 - There's no sound, but I still like to imagine postingloudly ra… 02/20/2015 on MAN FALLING FOR 9 SECONDS... -1
#4 - What's a bigger threat to the world? Someone who hides their e… 02/20/2015 on So many people -1
#43 - I go into another existence, duh.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Universe +4
User avatar #44 - ltbuttstrong (02/20/2015) [-]
"Level 2, Start!"
User avatar #53 - evilpapagali (02/20/2015) [-]
#20 - Kinky. 02/20/2015 on Love is weird guys... 0
#6 - Nope. They have to make sure you qualify and you are who you s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on I got accepted!! -1
User avatar #7 - konysugandanbitch (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh, well I guess that makes sense. Maybe it's just easier in the U.S., I honestly have no idea how these things work.
#20 - Really? I think he's just an asshole who messes up people's da… 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? -2
#7 - It's because they do it in a funny way. There's also a VERY bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Douches +2
#14 - anonymous (02/20/2015) [-]
I swear to god humans are confusing sometimes.
#6 - "You will be the next person to die" Speak …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Universe +18
User avatar #40 - ltbuttstrong (02/20/2015) [-]
What if you live so long you outlive every single living person in existence?
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/20/2015) [-]
I go into another existence, duh.
User avatar #44 - ltbuttstrong (02/20/2015) [-]
"Level 2, Start!"
User avatar #53 - evilpapagali (02/20/2015) [-]
#5 - Anyone, uh...Anyone know where I can see the full image?.... …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Joey 0
User avatar #7 - yankeerose (02/20/2015) [-]
It is a furry character named Mayhem through which some guy produces electronic music. I'm sure you can find some r34 from there.

#19 - You're weak, Panchino. 02/19/2015 on Virginia right now +2
#30 - Perhaps it's because I came from a REALLY suffocating family, …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Owned -9
User avatar #38 - noooooooo (02/19/2015) [-]
"so i found out that your sister is a total cunt"
"k thanks for letting me know"

its helpful.
#72 - samjackal (02/19/2015) [-]
Asks sister
"why does my gf say you're a cunt"
"she was looking through your phone when i texted you"
"what a cunt"
#59 - Doesn't that mean they're born spineless?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on 100 -1
User avatar #60 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
not necessarily, some people are born wanting to just be nice about certain things, but spineless would mean they get totally dominated by all things.
#5 - "Too polite to say no" is just a nicer way to say Sp…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on 100 +40
User avatar #21 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
I tend to agree that too nice to say no does mean spineless, but some people are just born that way
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (02/19/2015) [-]
Doesn't that mean they're born spineless?
User avatar #60 - advice (02/19/2015) [-]
not necessarily, some people are born wanting to just be nice about certain things, but spineless would mean they get totally dominated by all things.
User avatar #19 - wheteverlol (02/19/2015) [-]
The whole post was created for her to say "I'm so good looking, look at how much attention I get", not "Please give me some advice".
User avatar #9 - theurizen (02/19/2015) [-]
It's been too long, really. I see you and I developing a special relationship here on FJ.
User avatar #8 - forsakensaint (02/19/2015) [-]
I bet coffee is not the only thing she cant say ''no'' to.
User avatar #7 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
Or like someone else would say, submissive.
#38 - I STILL wanna **** you... 02/19/2015 on Are you feeling it now,... -1
#15 - "Sexual Innuendo: The Anime" 02/18/2015 on Penis While Aging 0
#10 - Isn't this, like, rape? 02/18/2015 on SOOOO CLOSEEEEE -1


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#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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