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|#15 - It's okay, OP. There is a reason having a VERY large penis is …||11/15/2013 on How I feel watching porn||0|
|#13 - Eh, I never thought of these as that funny. I can understand w…||11/15/2013 on eclipse||+2|
|#9 - I recognize that name from that one song that was really popul… [+] (2 new replies)||11/15/2013 on 4chan in a nutshell||+2|
|#9 - It never gets old.||11/15/2013 on Jingle all the way||+1|
|#6 - This just made me think of fem-boy Traps. Then it mad… [+] (7 new replies)||11/15/2013 on its a trap||+6|
#14 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
You'll never be happy if all you can think about is what your ten-year-old self thinks of you. That little prick thought you'd be an astronaut.
#31 - heartlessrobot (11/15/2013) [-]
Only ones I don't like are trap/transsexual stories. They always have one where the trap/transsexual is forced to become that, are secretly given hormones, become impotent, or are constantly insulted and belittled. I saw a really cruel one where for some reason the persons aunt forced him to get a sex change.
|#17 - But if we changed it, OP would never have a reason to go in fo…||11/15/2013 on Going In Dry||0|
|#31 - Oh nevermind, I apologize for my mistake.||11/15/2013 on Haha, that's funn-JESUS...||+1|
|#10 - I remember when I was really young and just got into masturbat… [+] (3 new replies)||11/15/2013 on Late night stories||+50|
|#19 - Fun is all well and good, but it doesn't even make sense. If h… [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2013 on He didn't erase himself...||-1|
|#18 - And that's all well and good as long as they KNOW it's not rea…||11/15/2013 on He didn't erase himself...||0|
|#17 - >Implying Santa isn't real No wonder he doesn't vi…||11/15/2013 on He didn't erase himself...||+3|
|#24 - If someone wants to kill, they do. It doesn't matter if they h… [+] (2 new replies)||11/15/2013 on It's true||0|
#57 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
Which would you rather not have to run from: someone who wants to strangle you, someone who wants to stab you, someone who wants to drown you, or someone pointing a gun at you.
|#23 - I just watched that movie last month. I almost broke my ribs a…||11/15/2013 on It's true||+5|
|#20 - So...how do you 'get into the ******* robot'? [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2013 on In Which Rei Picks Up A Relic||0|
|#94 - I know how you mean, man. I started coming here while I was st… [+] (1 new reply)||11/15/2013 on this...THIS is good||+1|
|#87 - Good lords it actually is him.||11/15/2013 on this...THIS is good||+1|
|#21 - Grass doesn't move, bro... [+] (7 new replies)||11/15/2013 on Haha, that's funn-JESUS...||-1|
|#6 - "Oh my god, I have no idea why he gave me a ticket! All c… [+] (18 new replies)||11/15/2013 on his name is bluuuuughhhh!,...||+104|
#101 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
You can't deny there are bad fucking cops.
These events are isolated instances, but when bad cops exist they are REALLY FUCKING BAD
When we mention police brutality, we're not saying fuck police.
We're saying fuck bad police.
A police officer is a position of authority with the goal to protect and serve. We want no tolerance for officers who abuse their authority. And we want departments to stop protecting them. Because they are not an isolated thing.
#106 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
With that logic feminists are correct in speech.
"When we say all men should die becuase they are pigs we mean that men that are pigs should die, cuz all men isn't bad"
#102 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
I never did, but, much like with Religion, Feminism, and many other things, the bad ones get noticed more than the good. "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all".
Nobody goes into the police force with an intent to be corrupt and be a dick, what ends up happening is after years and years of dealing with people who think you're the scum of the Earth just for doing your job, they give less and less of a shit and take more and more pleasure out of abusing their authority.
#83 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Well no, of course it wasn't; it was saying a joke about a cop pulling someone over and asking if they were high and the driver giving a smartass remark.
I then proceeded with a scenario where the driver would get a ticket (probably for the remark more than anything), and then wonder why he got a ticket at all, and then, rather than look at his own conduct and actions, just blame the police and generalize the lot of them because he is a piece of shit.
#15 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
oh no my father brother died at rally were cops lied about hwat ahppen at hillsbrough so it fault of people there not cops this wroks both ways dipshit
#64 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
>That run on sentence
Seriously though, after I spend a few minuets finding out what the hell you were saying, I got that you were talking about how cops at Hillsbrough let people die, or something, I don't know.
Well, for starters, I have no idea what happened there, this is the first time I've heard of it, but do you know what happened? Have you done your research, looked at every angle, got all the stories? If not, you're simply guilty of ignorance. Furthermore, if they did do serious wrong, it's awful, it really is, we should be able to trust these people to uphold law and order in our society; but may I remind you that such an event is the exception, not the rule. Every single time a cop does something wrong, it is versed against every single time a cop does something right. What's that? Anarchy and chaos HASN'T broken out, you aren't getting murdered, mother is not getting raped, house not getting destroyed? Cops are probably doing their jobs just fine.
#46 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
This, there is no greater example than Hillsborough of why the cliched "cops are pigs" is 100% true
#66 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
It's funny, isn't it? How everyone here seems to scream about police brutality, but if you went to, say, North Korea, or Russia, you'd find out VERY quickly what "Police Brutality" really is. Furthermore, if you do not like police, I suggest you take a trip to a country where there are none (or just very few), and I'd love to see how long you'd last before you're fearing for your life.
|#14 - Wait, the Robot's a living thing? [+] (3 new replies)||11/15/2013 on In Which Rei Picks Up A Relic||0|
|#17 - My father would have **** himself if he was in th…||11/15/2013 on Wrong neighbourhood||0|
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|#4 - So, ummm.... These guys do know Dr.Who isn't real, ri… [+] (10 new replies)||11/15/2013 on He didn't erase himself...||+3|
#19 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Fun is all well and good, but it doesn't even make sense. If he erased himself from all media, that would mean they would never have heard of him, thus if he WAS real, they wouldn't know it.
This is kind of the exact thing Mr.Orwell warned us about when he defined "Double-think"
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