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#6 - Good job, anon. 11/23/2015 on Meant to post this 0
#6 - Gods damn it you're adorable. 11/23/2015 on New hat 0
#19 - The fact that 6 people favourited this alarms me.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on FunnyJunk. Come for the... +3
#25 - skelebones (11/23/2015) [-]
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#30 - Yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 11/23/2015 on Its True 0
#35 - Well really, it depends. They're evenly matched unless the ups… 11/23/2015 on WHO!!??!!! 0
#18 - And this is what the moderate Muslims are like, gentlemen. 11/23/2015 on #ExMuslimBecause Part 2 0
#19 - Quite so. The problem with that is because you seek out love i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on sharing a twin bed +2
#20 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
its an evil circle, this.. i need to love myself before i can love a girl which means i need to be single to learn how to love self which makes me depressed.. im starting to feel like depressed might be a keyword here.. tbh.. haha

#17 - Well, what traits do those things have that makes you love the…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2015 on sharing a twin bed +3
#18 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
simple as that? sounds doable enough..

in my earlier experiences i have thought of having a GF, someone to love and be loved by and to support and be supported by, as a big achievement.. and sorta built myself up from there.. i know.. thats the definition of dependency..
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#19 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Quite so. The problem with that is because you seek out love in order to feel validated, not to GIVE love. It's okay to like being in a relationship more than being single, but if you are UNHAPPY single, the problem is within yourself, and a relationship is not going to fix that.

People without love believe it will solve all their problems.
People with love know that they could swallow oceans of it and still want more.
But when you love yourself, then you have a constant flow, and will never have your judgement clouded or feel needy or clingy or anything again; what's more, your love will be pure, given out of sheer want and adoration, not because you want it back.
#20 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
its an evil circle, this.. i need to love myself before i can love a girl which means i need to be single to learn how to love self which makes me depressed.. im starting to feel like depressed might be a keyword here.. tbh.. haha

#8 - Eh. I wouldn't call you a ****** person. You wouldn't hate her…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2015 on sharing a twin bed +3
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#14 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah, well people keep telling me that, and this is a whole other subject, but i honestly never really understood what that meant.. like, how do you love yourself? in my head when i love a girl or a pet or something like that, im often "aware" that i love them/it.. am i supposed to just go love my self?

and to get a little emotional.. how do you love yourself when you're 22 and aint got shit to show it for, except for a drivers license and a car.. if that even counts as achevements.
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#17 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Well, what traits do those things have that makes you love them?

When you see someone you like, or more, see someone you admire, someone you want to be, real or fiction, what qualities do they have that makes you want to be like them?

Emulate those qualities.
#18 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
simple as that? sounds doable enough..

in my earlier experiences i have thought of having a GF, someone to love and be loved by and to support and be supported by, as a big achievement.. and sorta built myself up from there.. i know.. thats the definition of dependency..
User avatar
#19 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Quite so. The problem with that is because you seek out love in order to feel validated, not to GIVE love. It's okay to like being in a relationship more than being single, but if you are UNHAPPY single, the problem is within yourself, and a relationship is not going to fix that.

People without love believe it will solve all their problems.
People with love know that they could swallow oceans of it and still want more.
But when you love yourself, then you have a constant flow, and will never have your judgement clouded or feel needy or clingy or anything again; what's more, your love will be pure, given out of sheer want and adoration, not because you want it back.
#20 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
its an evil circle, this.. i need to love myself before i can love a girl which means i need to be single to learn how to love self which makes me depressed.. im starting to feel like depressed might be a keyword here.. tbh.. haha

#5 - Just go for her. If she likes you, she'll go out with…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/22/2015 on sharing a twin bed +4
#6 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
this is why i love the internet, tbh.. because no one knows you here, you get such honest answers! thanks.

nah, i dont want her to leave her friends, let alone expect her to, but i guess i just wanted to know i was a shitty person for not waning to have anything to do with her friend.. cause i mean.. it is her Friend! and... idk i'd want to be able to hang with a potential girlfriend's friends, you know? yeah shit got deep and wildly hypothetical, but like i said.. i hate being single! im no good at it, makes me feel like shit about myself and if i get into a new relationship i want it to last! guess we all do, tho.
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#8 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Eh. I wouldn't call you a shitty person. You wouldn't hate her friend for being Transsexual, it just weirds you out and that's fine.

Though, regarding being single, I would much suggest you learn to be happy with yourself before anyone else first. That way, you feelings and attachment can be genuine, rather than an issue of dependency.
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#14 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah, well people keep telling me that, and this is a whole other subject, but i honestly never really understood what that meant.. like, how do you love yourself? in my head when i love a girl or a pet or something like that, im often "aware" that i love them/it.. am i supposed to just go love my self?

and to get a little emotional.. how do you love yourself when you're 22 and aint got shit to show it for, except for a drivers license and a car.. if that even counts as achevements.
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#17 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Well, what traits do those things have that makes you love them?

When you see someone you like, or more, see someone you admire, someone you want to be, real or fiction, what qualities do they have that makes you want to be like them?

Emulate those qualities.
#18 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
simple as that? sounds doable enough..

in my earlier experiences i have thought of having a GF, someone to love and be loved by and to support and be supported by, as a big achievement.. and sorta built myself up from there.. i know.. thats the definition of dependency..
User avatar
#19 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2015) [-]
Quite so. The problem with that is because you seek out love in order to feel validated, not to GIVE love. It's okay to like being in a relationship more than being single, but if you are UNHAPPY single, the problem is within yourself, and a relationship is not going to fix that.

People without love believe it will solve all their problems.
People with love know that they could swallow oceans of it and still want more.
But when you love yourself, then you have a constant flow, and will never have your judgement clouded or feel needy or clingy or anything again; what's more, your love will be pure, given out of sheer want and adoration, not because you want it back.
#20 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
its an evil circle, this.. i need to love myself before i can love a girl which means i need to be single to learn how to love self which makes me depressed.. im starting to feel like depressed might be a keyword here.. tbh.. haha

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#7 - plantain (11/22/2015) [-]
Honestly, you're probably not going to be seeing that particular friend that often anyway, so I'd say go for it.

I don't really support your (God help me, but the only word I can think of is Tumblr-speak) transphobia, but just weigh the pros and cons:

PROS:
QT3.14 GF
No depression (hopefully)
No loneliness (again, hopefully)

CONS:
Friend you don't like
Spending more money
#12 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
Ha! nicely put! You Tumblrina, you i guess ill man up and go for it then! its not like i hate gender confused people, its just tranny's weird me the Fuck out! and the way they look, and act? like how do you interact with them? again i wanna stress this! this is the whole package! the attitude the clothes the makeup the fake high picth voice.. everything! if it just was as i said a gender confused person or something alittle less.. idk.. in your face? it wouldn't even be a dilemma..
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#13 - plantain (11/22/2015) [-]
Yeah they kind of weird me out too, but the best thing to do is just to treat them like regular people. Which, coincidentally, is the best way to talk to girls.

Good luck, man! Let us know how it goes.
#37 - nationalanthem (11/30/2015) [-]
so i did it.. turns out she's a Lesbian.. Fml...
#38 - plantain (11/30/2015) [-]
Well, at least you had the courage to approach her. Now that you know how simple it is just to walk up and ask, and also experienced a rejection, you'll probably be better off for it in the long tun
#39 - nationalanthem (11/30/2015) [-]
haha! thats basically the same reaction ALL my friend had when i told them..
what are the odds.. haha
#15 - nationalanthem (11/22/2015) [-]
Thanks! i will, actually kinda excited about this now,

Feels good, man