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#31 - Indeed I did, and I stand by that point. He genuinely thought … 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
#30 - No, he wasn't "forced", but circumstantial factors d… 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
#44 - Best Bruce Lee joke I ever heard was: "What's Br… 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa +85
#25 - Furthermore, if you would even open a single history book you … 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming +1
#24 - And are you sure you're not getting your information from deli…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming +1
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User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Indeed I did, and I stand by that point. He genuinely thought the jews were a problem for everyone and that he was doing the right thing. The whole plan, the whole reason he got into politics, the whole reason he started Nazism, the whole reason he did what he did was out of love for his people and his country, rather than hatred of a race (which, while he did have it, it was NOT the catalyst or motive for his actions. It was out of a desire to make his country whole again).

I made the distinction between the two because "Concentration Camps" and "Death Camps" are rather synonymous in their word usage, with many people thinking they mean the exact same thing. I did not mean to imply the latter didn't exist.

Indeed it doesn't. Just like the Founding Fathers taking slaves does not make them morally bad people, because that was the norm at the time. Even just 20 years ago, disciplining your child physically was seen as natural, now it is wrong, but it wasn't back then. And 20 years from now something that was the norm today will be considered "wrong" then. It wasn't "morally wrong" to be sexist because that was just how things were at the time, and again, even CONSIDERING that, Hitler was still more polite and respectful to women than the average man, so he was LESS sexist than the norm back then, respectively. And we both seem to be talking about different things in respect to his maid, so I will only say for the last time that she considered him a very polite, well-mannered, and respectful person when presenting himself to her or any woman (or person, really, as he was pretty soft-spoken in private).

I'm not White-washing anything, I've said time and again I am not excusing any action taken, I am just providing proper motive. Nor am I denying any stated fact, I am simply stating differences between two different things. You seem to be the one flying off the handle, sir. Not me.
#22 - I never said he was a good guy, what I said simple facts mixed…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
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User avatar #34 - schnizel (12/19/2013) [-]
You know that Hitler told the jews that he will make them houses to live in in Israel so they can move away from Germany and that their transport will be paid for?
And it's not the destruction of races but preservation of uniqueness.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, he wasn't "forced", but circumstantial factors did limit his options. It was called the "final solution" for a reason, with many more plans on how to "remove" jews and fix the country without actually doing anything too bad, but in the end they all cost too much money or supplies than Germany could afford. You can feel free to look this information up yourself, it's not as if it's hard to find.
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#16 - Well first he didn't "tolerate" them, he accepted th…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
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#35 - schnizel (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Furthermore, if you would even open a single history book you could find millions of crimes and even whole WARS born out of compassion and love for something dear that just escalated past the point of no return. That doesn't excuse what happened, nor am I trying to make it that way, what I'm saying is that no matter how much people would like to view Hitler as a monster, he wasn't one, he was just a man who did bad things because he thought they were right (I personally think it stems from the belief that intention matters just as much as action if Emmanuel Kant has any say in the matter, and if that were true than Hitler would be a morally good person because he truly believe what he was doing was for the greater good).

I am not a Neo-Nazi, nor am I the worst person on this website (considering I've witnessed conversations of people wondering what it would be like to have sex with babies).
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
And are you sure you're not getting your information from deliberately altered sources? Because I also heard quotes and records of Hitler saying how rich Japanese history and culture were, and how similar Muslim beliefs came to his own ideals. He did believe that Northern Europeans and Germans were wonderful, because he had a lot of pride in his own race and history, and that's fine to think that way.

Indeed, because you don't seem to understand what Homophobia is. Homophobia is the irrational hatred or fear of homosexuals, but Hitler did not hate or fear them. Lesbians were rarely ever targeted and gay men were given a complete pass so long as they were masculine, because what he didn't like was the feminine culture associated with it, and during a time of war, a feminine culture is not something you want around. I'm not saying he was right or just in those actions, I'm saying he wasn't homophobic. You see?

Never once, in any of my comments, here or anywhere else (and feel free to check) did I deny the existence of "Death Camps", nor say they were "Hollywood Fiction". Please do not put words in my mouth, as I do not put them in yours. What I DID say is that he sent them to Concentration Camps, and that while Hollywood movies may portray them as otherwise, Concentration Camps were NOT the same as Death Camps.

I understand perfectly well what Sexism is, and while he did not treat women on the same level as men, it doesn't make him any more "sexist" than the next guy because that was the norm for the time. However, unlike the next guy, he was always polite and respectful to the women he met. And I didn't misrepresent anything, because it wasn't just the word of some casual woman on the street, it was from the mouth of a woman who knew and worked by him personally in close quarters for a long time.

And finally, I never said he didn't hate anyone. What I said was the crimes he committed were born out of compassion for his country and people, which they were.
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User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Indeed I did, and I stand by that point. He genuinely thought the jews were a problem for everyone and that he was doing the right thing. The whole plan, the whole reason he got into politics, the whole reason he started Nazism, the whole reason he did what he did was out of love for his people and his country, rather than hatred of a race (which, while he did have it, it was NOT the catalyst or motive for his actions. It was out of a desire to make his country whole again).

I made the distinction between the two because "Concentration Camps" and "Death Camps" are rather synonymous in their word usage, with many people thinking they mean the exact same thing. I did not mean to imply the latter didn't exist.

Indeed it doesn't. Just like the Founding Fathers taking slaves does not make them morally bad people, because that was the norm at the time. Even just 20 years ago, disciplining your child physically was seen as natural, now it is wrong, but it wasn't back then. And 20 years from now something that was the norm today will be considered "wrong" then. It wasn't "morally wrong" to be sexist because that was just how things were at the time, and again, even CONSIDERING that, Hitler was still more polite and respectful to women than the average man, so he was LESS sexist than the norm back then, respectively. And we both seem to be talking about different things in respect to his maid, so I will only say for the last time that she considered him a very polite, well-mannered, and respectful person when presenting himself to her or any woman (or person, really, as he was pretty soft-spoken in private).

I'm not White-washing anything, I've said time and again I am not excusing any action taken, I am just providing proper motive. Nor am I denying any stated fact, I am simply stating differences between two different things. You seem to be the one flying off the handle, sir. Not me.
#8 - I actually think Felonius and Norville are pretty cool names. … 12/19/2013 on That hair colour change tho +1
#19 - Pro-tip: Don't believe people who tell you they're Asexu…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Real Q & A +5
User avatar #79 - sheepysquirrel (12/19/2013) [-]
I identify as asexual and masturbate almost daily. My body still tells me to cum, but I have absolutely no interest in cumming due to sexual contact with another person.

It doesn't just magically not feel good just because you don't want to stick your dick in something, but some asexuals do have a low libido though. Having a low libido doesn't change the sexual definition of it though. They still don't want sex, regardless of the reason.

Now if they were say...raped, and wanted sex but couldn't do it, that'd be different. But people who simply don't want sex with anyone, can and do identify as asexual usually.

Feel free to believe it or not, but I have turned down plenty of offers in my life, because it has no appeal to me. I could masturbate if I had the urge to "get off" much easier, faster, and with less disgusting acts occurring.

I personally am disgusted by all acts of sex though, but others can do as they please.
User avatar #63 - doctorhue (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't see why it should be treated as a mental disorder. Asexual is clearly a big improvement, as you truly judge without sex interfering.
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Because it literally is. It is zero sex drive. If all people had zero sex drive, we would die out.
#94 - thegrandexemplar (12/19/2013) [-]
Nah, our population would just only be filled with people who actually want kids. Like, I want to have a kid, since my dad was a shit father, and his dad was a shit father, and I want to break that and be a damn awesome father. If everyone has zero sex drive, there'd just be less people who are shitty parents, and less rapists too.
#54 - As someone who went from being considered rich in my childhood…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on The little shit +2
User avatar #92 - specialops (12/19/2013) [-]
same, i was wealthy and lost alot of money, now im making ends meet, looking for jobs and paying for college, but i am learning that there is more to just being wealthy and buying shit, you can even make real sincere friends.
#13 - Well technically Hitler wasn't actually racist, as he employed…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming +13
#21 - nervaaurelius (12/19/2013) [-]
I thank schnizel for this picture
#19 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Yeah he was a good guy, other than the whole "let's kill lots of people" thing.
User avatar #33 - schnizel (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, kinda-ish.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
I never said he was a good guy, what I said simple facts mixed with my opinion on the matter. You may take that as you will

Oh, and it didn't actually start out that way just so you know. It's not like Hitler viewed himself as the anti-christ and laughed maniacally as he plotted to murder people. He had plans that were much better that just kept getting rolled back and more corners cut until it plummeted.
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User avatar #34 - schnizel (12/19/2013) [-]
You know that Hitler told the jews that he will make them houses to live in in Israel so they can move away from Germany and that their transport will be paid for?
And it's not the destruction of races but preservation of uniqueness.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, he wasn't "forced", but circumstantial factors did limit his options. It was called the "final solution" for a reason, with many more plans on how to "remove" jews and fix the country without actually doing anything too bad, but in the end they all cost too much money or supplies than Germany could afford. You can feel free to look this information up yourself, it's not as if it's hard to find.
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#14 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
What the Jesus fucking shitcunt

Did you seriously just say
1. that "technically Hitler wasn't actually racist" and he "also wasn't homophobic"
because he tolerated some non-white and gay people
despite the fact that he sent the rest of them to death camps
2. that he "also wasn't sexist" because a woman he knew claimed he was "very polite and respectful" to women
3. that Hitler only had "pride in the RIGHT things within [his country]"

I'm sorry, but you are literally the worst fucking person I have ever encountered on this website, and you should never say anything about anything ever again
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Well first he didn't "tolerate" them, he accepted them as members of the Nazi party, even going so far as to personally congratulate and award Muslim soldiers with medals of bravery. Furthermore, prejudice against jews isn't called "racism", it's called "antisemitism" (because apparently it needs its own word, but hey I'm not in charge here). Nor was he homophobic, he didn't fear or hate gay people, what he did was hate the life-style associated with it which is why Lesbians were not so targeted (as they were already feminine) and gay males who were masculine were given no grief over it.

Also, he sent them to "concentration camps", and regardless of what you've seen in Hollywood movies, there is a massive difference between Concentration Camps (which nearly every country has had at some time) and Death Camps.

And yes, he wasn't sexist in terms of the time he lived in, because sexism would imply he treated women poorly when he didn't. It also wasn't just "some woman", it was his personal maid who worked with him for a long time and even had friends (and family, I think) who worked with him as well.

And yes I did say that he had pride in the right things of his country. Because he did. I also didn't say he "only had pride in his country", I said that there is nothing wrong with having pride in your country, which Hitler happened to have (provided they are the right things). He loved his country and his people, it was out of compassion, not hatred, that he did what he did, and that's the truth of it regardless of your personal feelings on the matter.

If I am literally the worst person you've ever encountered just for that, then you obviously haven't been here very long. I assure you there are many worse than myself, and it is still no reason to get upset over. If you disagree with me, that's fine; I can only hope you just do your own research into the matter and form your own opinions of it.
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#35 - schnizel (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Furthermore, if you would even open a single history book you could find millions of crimes and even whole WARS born out of compassion and love for something dear that just escalated past the point of no return. That doesn't excuse what happened, nor am I trying to make it that way, what I'm saying is that no matter how much people would like to view Hitler as a monster, he wasn't one, he was just a man who did bad things because he thought they were right (I personally think it stems from the belief that intention matters just as much as action if Emmanuel Kant has any say in the matter, and if that were true than Hitler would be a morally good person because he truly believe what he was doing was for the greater good).

I am not a Neo-Nazi, nor am I the worst person on this website (considering I've witnessed conversations of people wondering what it would be like to have sex with babies).
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
And are you sure you're not getting your information from deliberately altered sources? Because I also heard quotes and records of Hitler saying how rich Japanese history and culture were, and how similar Muslim beliefs came to his own ideals. He did believe that Northern Europeans and Germans were wonderful, because he had a lot of pride in his own race and history, and that's fine to think that way.

Indeed, because you don't seem to understand what Homophobia is. Homophobia is the irrational hatred or fear of homosexuals, but Hitler did not hate or fear them. Lesbians were rarely ever targeted and gay men were given a complete pass so long as they were masculine, because what he didn't like was the feminine culture associated with it, and during a time of war, a feminine culture is not something you want around. I'm not saying he was right or just in those actions, I'm saying he wasn't homophobic. You see?

Never once, in any of my comments, here or anywhere else (and feel free to check) did I deny the existence of "Death Camps", nor say they were "Hollywood Fiction". Please do not put words in my mouth, as I do not put them in yours. What I DID say is that he sent them to Concentration Camps, and that while Hollywood movies may portray them as otherwise, Concentration Camps were NOT the same as Death Camps.

I understand perfectly well what Sexism is, and while he did not treat women on the same level as men, it doesn't make him any more "sexist" than the next guy because that was the norm for the time. However, unlike the next guy, he was always polite and respectful to the women he met. And I didn't misrepresent anything, because it wasn't just the word of some casual woman on the street, it was from the mouth of a woman who knew and worked by him personally in close quarters for a long time.

And finally, I never said he didn't hate anyone. What I said was the crimes he committed were born out of compassion for his country and people, which they were.
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User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Indeed I did, and I stand by that point. He genuinely thought the jews were a problem for everyone and that he was doing the right thing. The whole plan, the whole reason he got into politics, the whole reason he started Nazism, the whole reason he did what he did was out of love for his people and his country, rather than hatred of a race (which, while he did have it, it was NOT the catalyst or motive for his actions. It was out of a desire to make his country whole again).

I made the distinction between the two because "Concentration Camps" and "Death Camps" are rather synonymous in their word usage, with many people thinking they mean the exact same thing. I did not mean to imply the latter didn't exist.

Indeed it doesn't. Just like the Founding Fathers taking slaves does not make them morally bad people, because that was the norm at the time. Even just 20 years ago, disciplining your child physically was seen as natural, now it is wrong, but it wasn't back then. And 20 years from now something that was the norm today will be considered "wrong" then. It wasn't "morally wrong" to be sexist because that was just how things were at the time, and again, even CONSIDERING that, Hitler was still more polite and respectful to women than the average man, so he was LESS sexist than the norm back then, respectively. And we both seem to be talking about different things in respect to his maid, so I will only say for the last time that she considered him a very polite, well-mannered, and respectful person when presenting himself to her or any woman (or person, really, as he was pretty soft-spoken in private).

I'm not White-washing anything, I've said time and again I am not excusing any action taken, I am just providing proper motive. Nor am I denying any stated fact, I am simply stating differences between two different things. You seem to be the one flying off the handle, sir. Not me.
#13 - Really? I have an porcelain doll of Santa and it actually show…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Stages of Life: Christmas... 0
#14 - newdevyx (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, here in Finland we was wearing actually brown leather coat almost like the one he's described in nowadays. White beard and hair, no hat and grey breeches if that's what they're called.
#101 - I don't think I misunderstood anything, I just think you expla…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Well chosen... 0
User avatar #102 - Lilstow (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm also lazy.
#57 - You can't be serious right now...  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Darth Maul 0
User avatar #59 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
dead serious. Movies are primary canon, anything in the secondary canon (such as books, games, comics, etc.) that conflicts with the movies can be ignored. Star wars movies are the direct source, comics and books are basically just officially sanctioned fanfiction.
User avatar #81 - everyziggy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're close on the canon thing, in the Star Wars universe anything that is produced by Lucas(and I guess disney now) is primary canon. This includes the cartoon movies and the Clone Wars cartoon produced by Lucas for Cartoon Network. A lot of what happens to Maul after he gets cut in half and gets a robot bottom half in is in cartoon so it is actually primary canon.
User avatar #86 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
oh good point, they did add clone wars to primary. I haven't watched much of that, but what i did was enjoyable.
User avatar #66 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
Kay, then by that logic, the Harry potter movies are just fan fiction. Lets not forget about the Lion the witch and the wardrobe movies, all of them, how about we go ahead and disregard the new testament to, and Christians can go back to the crusades and killing all non Catholics. That's not how it work. You done herped your derp there.
User avatar #70 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
yes harry potter movies are secondary to the books, the books came first and are the primary source. Anything in the movies that contradicts the books is a mistake.

Lion the witch and the wardrobe movies are also secondary to the books.

new testament doesnt make sense as an example, its not a remake, it supplants the old. Kind of like a new edition of a textbook.

I herp derped nothing. Any real fan knows the difference between primary canon and secondary.
User avatar #71 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
The books and comics of star wars are mostly what the audience doesn't see in the films. Tell me, did the films ever show Asokatana's encounter with Gen. Grievous, or the story line of the fall of the Sith race, oh, how about when Maul gets robot legs, or Ventrus? How about the time between Hans freeze and his rescue, inside the palace?
User avatar #74 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
yep, the books and the rest of the EU are secondary canon. Meaning they are accepted as canon as long as they follow continuity and dont contradict the films. They obviously have a place there, but the fact remains that they are secondary to the screenplays.

Here is what the editor of lucas books and head of fan relations said in an "ask the jedi council" response,
"When it comes to absolute canon, the real story of Star Wars, you must turn to the films themselves—and only the films. Even novelizations are interpretations of the film, and while they are largely true to George Lucas' vision (he works quite closely with the novel authors), the method in which they are written does allow for some minor differences. The novelizations are written concurrently with the film's production, so variations in detail do creep in from time to time. Nonetheless, they should be regarded as very accurate depictions of the fictional Star Wars movies."
User avatar #75 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
Everyone but you is accepting them as facts. Darth maul was my favorite Sith, and the shit he's been though, even if you say its a fiction depiction should be cannon because it doesn't matter weather it is or isn't it doesn't interfere with the story line.

On that note: Caught off guard and cut in half, got robot legs, caught off guard and had his brain re-arranged by a slug thrower, defeated by a teen age Luke, a middle aged Obi-one, and Ventres ( I think. ), and lastly killed by the Sith emperor...
User avatar #77 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
I just said i didnt read it, slow your roll. I am not a huge star wars nerd, so why would i read all the expanded universe stuff. sure i've read a bit, but nothing prequel related.
Everything shown in the movie was fairly unimpressive.

And from what you are telling me, he is indeed kinda a pathetic character, but kinda humorous how everyone who is anyone kicks his ass on their way up.
User avatar #78 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
He's just very very unlucky... I'm still rooting for him, because if he hadn't been taken down the first time, the series wouldn't have been the same.
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
lol very unlucky
#68 - Pfftt, that was an oddly specific and convoluted motive you ca… 12/18/2013 on Try it. I dare you. +1
#6 - >Implying Santa Claus isn't real  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Stages of Life: Christmas... +20
#12 - newdevyx (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, that was brutaland entertaining. Also, Santa wore brown coat and grey pants before Coca-cola used him.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Really? I have an porcelain doll of Santa and it actually shows him in gold and green robes, draped with foliage.
#14 - newdevyx (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, here in Finland we was wearing actually brown leather coat almost like the one he's described in nowadays. White beard and hair, no hat and grey breeches if that's what they're called.
#63 - Nice try, faggot. I've grown immune to these kinds of mind games.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Try it. I dare you. 0
#64 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
You call me the faggot, yet you want me to picture someones dick in the voice in my head. It's almost you secretly want me to become gay so you can feel more accepted with more numbers in your gay society, well no sir, I am not taking the bait and will remain hetro.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
Pfftt, that was an oddly specific and convoluted motive you came up for me there. It's almost as if you want me to be gay so you'll have someone to share your little faggy hopes and dreams with, because all you want is to be held in the arms of a big, strong man.
#60 - You're now imagining someone sticking their dick into the voic…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Try it. I dare you. 0
#62 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
No I am imagining a toothpick under your big toe nail and you kicking a wall.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
Nice try, faggot. I've grown immune to these kinds of mind games.
#64 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
You call me the faggot, yet you want me to picture someones dick in the voice in my head. It's almost you secretly want me to become gay so you can feel more accepted with more numbers in your gay society, well no sir, I am not taking the bait and will remain hetro.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
Pfftt, that was an oddly specific and convoluted motive you came up for me there. It's almost as if you want me to be gay so you'll have someone to share your little faggy hopes and dreams with, because all you want is to be held in the arms of a big, strong man.
#58 - Fun fact: If you're trying to learn how to speed-read I will g…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Try it. I dare you. +3
#59 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
But it's hard!
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
You're now imagining someone sticking their dick into the voice in your head.
#62 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
No I am imagining a toothpick under your big toe nail and you kicking a wall.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
Nice try, faggot. I've grown immune to these kinds of mind games.
#64 - wubwubx (12/18/2013) [-]
You call me the faggot, yet you want me to picture someones dick in the voice in my head. It's almost you secretly want me to become gay so you can feel more accepted with more numbers in your gay society, well no sir, I am not taking the bait and will remain hetro.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
Pfftt, that was an oddly specific and convoluted motive you came up for me there. It's almost as if you want me to be gay so you'll have someone to share your little faggy hopes and dreams with, because all you want is to be held in the arms of a big, strong man.
#43 - You obviously haven't read the comics. Not only is he actually…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Darth Maul 0
User avatar #55 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
of course i haven't read the comics, and anything not in the movies is a tier down in terms of being canon.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
You can't be serious right now...
User avatar #59 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
dead serious. Movies are primary canon, anything in the secondary canon (such as books, games, comics, etc.) that conflicts with the movies can be ignored. Star wars movies are the direct source, comics and books are basically just officially sanctioned fanfiction.
User avatar #81 - everyziggy (12/18/2013) [-]
You're close on the canon thing, in the Star Wars universe anything that is produced by Lucas(and I guess disney now) is primary canon. This includes the cartoon movies and the Clone Wars cartoon produced by Lucas for Cartoon Network. A lot of what happens to Maul after he gets cut in half and gets a robot bottom half in is in cartoon so it is actually primary canon.
User avatar #86 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
oh good point, they did add clone wars to primary. I haven't watched much of that, but what i did was enjoyable.
User avatar #66 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
Kay, then by that logic, the Harry potter movies are just fan fiction. Lets not forget about the Lion the witch and the wardrobe movies, all of them, how about we go ahead and disregard the new testament to, and Christians can go back to the crusades and killing all non Catholics. That's not how it work. You done herped your derp there.
User avatar #70 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
yes harry potter movies are secondary to the books, the books came first and are the primary source. Anything in the movies that contradicts the books is a mistake.

Lion the witch and the wardrobe movies are also secondary to the books.

new testament doesnt make sense as an example, its not a remake, it supplants the old. Kind of like a new edition of a textbook.

I herp derped nothing. Any real fan knows the difference between primary canon and secondary.
User avatar #71 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
The books and comics of star wars are mostly what the audience doesn't see in the films. Tell me, did the films ever show Asokatana's encounter with Gen. Grievous, or the story line of the fall of the Sith race, oh, how about when Maul gets robot legs, or Ventrus? How about the time between Hans freeze and his rescue, inside the palace?
User avatar #74 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
yep, the books and the rest of the EU are secondary canon. Meaning they are accepted as canon as long as they follow continuity and dont contradict the films. They obviously have a place there, but the fact remains that they are secondary to the screenplays.

Here is what the editor of lucas books and head of fan relations said in an "ask the jedi council" response,
"When it comes to absolute canon, the real story of Star Wars, you must turn to the films themselves—and only the films. Even novelizations are interpretations of the film, and while they are largely true to George Lucas' vision (he works quite closely with the novel authors), the method in which they are written does allow for some minor differences. The novelizations are written concurrently with the film's production, so variations in detail do creep in from time to time. Nonetheless, they should be regarded as very accurate depictions of the fictional Star Wars movies."
User avatar #75 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
Everyone but you is accepting them as facts. Darth maul was my favorite Sith, and the shit he's been though, even if you say its a fiction depiction should be cannon because it doesn't matter weather it is or isn't it doesn't interfere with the story line.

On that note: Caught off guard and cut in half, got robot legs, caught off guard and had his brain re-arranged by a slug thrower, defeated by a teen age Luke, a middle aged Obi-one, and Ventres ( I think. ), and lastly killed by the Sith emperor...
User avatar #77 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
I just said i didnt read it, slow your roll. I am not a huge star wars nerd, so why would i read all the expanded universe stuff. sure i've read a bit, but nothing prequel related.
Everything shown in the movie was fairly unimpressive.

And from what you are telling me, he is indeed kinda a pathetic character, but kinda humorous how everyone who is anyone kicks his ass on their way up.
User avatar #78 - agrofenlas (12/18/2013) [-]
He's just very very unlucky... I'm still rooting for him, because if he hadn't been taken down the first time, the series wouldn't have been the same.
User avatar #85 - sanguinesolitude (12/18/2013) [-]
lol very unlucky
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User avatar #95 - Lilstow (12/18/2013) [-]
What i am trying to say is that there a lot of people that drag average intelligence down.

Average intelligence is actually pretty fucking stupid.

Honestly most of the people on this website are probably above average intelligence.

Big fucking deal.
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't think I misunderstood anything, I just think you explained it poorly.
User avatar #102 - Lilstow (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm also lazy.
User avatar #94 - Lilstow (12/18/2013) [-]
You're just misunderstanding.

there are a lot of really fucking stupid people. when somebody says "i'm smarter than average" it's really not that impressive. Also, a lot of stupid people don't think they're smarter than average. They may not realize how stupid they are, but they at least know they aren't brilliant.

also, i'm not just referring to the screenshots of facebook, twitter, and tumblr you see on this website of dumb fucking cunts.
i am referring to the highschool drop outs and people of that caliber.

i am a college student. most people in america don't go to college. that pretty much by definition makes me smarter than average, but it's also not really all that impressive.
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User avatar #69 - Lilstow (12/18/2013) [-]
That's because a great deal of the people who say that are smarter than average.

I think you're over estimating how high average intelligence is.
User avatar #82 - captainfuckitall (12/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.

If "Average intelligence" was higher than...average...than that would be the average. You see?

You also used "overestimating" incorrectly
User avatar #95 - Lilstow (12/18/2013) [-]
What i am trying to say is that there a lot of people that drag average intelligence down.

Average intelligence is actually pretty fucking stupid.

Honestly most of the people on this website are probably above average intelligence.

Big fucking deal.
User avatar #101 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't think I misunderstood anything, I just think you explained it poorly.
User avatar #102 - Lilstow (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm also lazy.
User avatar #94 - Lilstow (12/18/2013) [-]
You're just misunderstanding.

there are a lot of really fucking stupid people. when somebody says "i'm smarter than average" it's really not that impressive. Also, a lot of stupid people don't think they're smarter than average. They may not realize how stupid they are, but they at least know they aren't brilliant.

also, i'm not just referring to the screenshots of facebook, twitter, and tumblr you see on this website of dumb fucking cunts.
i am referring to the highschool drop outs and people of that caliber.

i am a college student. most people in america don't go to college. that pretty much by definition makes me smarter than average, but it's also not really all that impressive.
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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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