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Comment Ranking:#349
Highest Content Rank:#14693
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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#52 - nothing like a good incest joke to start the day good m…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2011 on Wincest? +3
User avatar #68 - JewishBreadstick (04/10/2011) [-]
Good morning,Captain. :D
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
god, i'm feeling good today...

in fact....

THUMBS UP FOR EVERYBODY :D
User avatar #74 - JewishBreadstick (04/10/2011) [-]
Thank you,my good man. I shall thumbs you up also. And I'm going to the pool,with my friend who is a retired FunnyJunkie. So I am quite pumped. c:
#51 - SHIT'S BOUT TO GO DOWN! 04/10/2011 on Wincest? 0
#262 - careful dude, she might have a bug or something... 04/10/2011 on Underground Date Scene... +5
#93 - from every story, book, or movie i ever heard of, the uncle is… 04/10/2011 on Uncle 0
#243 - oh , you so silly 04/10/2011 on Admin Troll 0
#140 - i...don't know how to take this 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten 0
#150 - oh, lets face it. almost everyone on funnyjunk is going to hel…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2011 on whats wrong with me 0
#162 - kidwiththehair (04/10/2011) [-]
I'm bringing the cheese dip and the chairs. [there's a shortage]
#2 - forced meme is forced. still, thumb for you cause dead-space i… 04/10/2011 on Dead Space meme +1
#44 - i once beat "dead-space" on hardest difficulty... …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2011 on How tough am I? +14
User avatar #51 - Flameruler (04/10/2011) [-]
I beat dead space on the hardest difficulty

Without stasis
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
........ *salute*
#5 - i see.... 04/10/2011 on God 0
#590 - oh my god. this is...oh my god, this is just GOLD. it's so fun… 04/10/2011 on Put plea here -9
#3 - haha, well no, i don't mean LEARNING about them, i mean teache…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2011 on God +1
#4 - vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-]
no they don't say to us what is the right way etc. they usually talk interesting stories about Jesus and his apprentices , and we talk alot about drugs smoking underage pregnancy and stuff :)
User avatar #6 - hakodoushi (04/10/2011) [-]
apprentices?!?!?!?!?
its apostles
#7 - vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-]
english is not my main language so i thought that it maybe a different word for apostoles
User avatar #8 - hakodoushi (04/10/2011) [-]
i see...
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
i see....
#1 - isn't it illegal to teach religion in public school? :P  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2011 on God +1
User avatar #16 - scottmcdonogh (04/11/2011) [-]
seperation of school and church i think its called. of course teachers still try to push their beliefs in. atheism and christianity. im the latter and i find it annoying.
User avatar #43 - AustintheAtrain (04/11/2011) [-]
yes. separation of church and state. it is supposed to keep the state out of the church, not the other way around
#9 - N. Korean citizen (04/10/2011) [-]
yes and no. teaching religion is fine. but i assume you mean teaching about christianity as "the correct religion" and that is not alloud. Everyone below is being dumb because in the comic he says "God is everywhere" and that is not alloud in public schools.
#2 - vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-]
ummmmm ... no , we have classes for all religion so 2 islam and christianity , its your choice :) ... btw this is a joke i heard a long ago it didn't really happen
User avatar #3 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
haha, well no, i don't mean LEARNING about them, i mean teachers preaching about religion (which is the right one and such) is illegal.

and i know this didn't really happen, i'm just saying :P
#4 - vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-]
no they don't say to us what is the right way etc. they usually talk interesting stories about Jesus and his apprentices , and we talk alot about drugs smoking underage pregnancy and stuff :)
User avatar #6 - hakodoushi (04/10/2011) [-]
apprentices?!?!?!?!?
its apostles
#7 - vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-]
english is not my main language so i thought that it maybe a different word for apostoles
User avatar #8 - hakodoushi (04/10/2011) [-]
i see...
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
i see....
#109 - because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, f…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten +4
#112 - tuskman has deleted their comment.
#105 - i asked his boyfriend. he said they go both ways  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten +4
User avatar #106 - feddrick (04/10/2011) [-]
WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING SEX?
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, faster, and more handsome then me. and he makes fun of me for being inferior), so i wanted to have something up on him. in this case "at least i don't take it up the ass like a little bitch" :D
#112 - tuskman has deleted their comment.
#121 - trolls thumb people down i thumb them back up :D 04/10/2011 on whats wrong with me -1
#96 - i know what you were implying. and i was implying he wasn't, b…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten +3
User avatar #104 - feddrick (04/10/2011) [-]
And you would know he likes it up the ass, how?
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
i asked his boyfriend. he said they go both ways
User avatar #106 - feddrick (04/10/2011) [-]
WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING SEX?
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, faster, and more handsome then me. and he makes fun of me for being inferior), so i wanted to have something up on him. in this case "at least i don't take it up the ass like a little bitch" :D
#112 - tuskman has deleted their comment.
#1 - YES :D 04/10/2011 on The "Shitload" +2
#92 - no, but he certainly is :P  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten +3
#94 - chunkeyninja (04/10/2011) [-]
i was implying your brother was anally raping you
User avatar #96 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
i know what you were implying. and i was implying he wasn't, but he takes it in the ass
User avatar #104 - feddrick (04/10/2011) [-]
And you would know he likes it up the ass, how?
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
i asked his boyfriend. he said they go both ways
User avatar #106 - feddrick (04/10/2011) [-]
WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING SEX?
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-]
because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, faster, and more handsome then me. and he makes fun of me for being inferior), so i wanted to have something up on him. in this case "at least i don't take it up the ass like a little bitch" :D
#112 - tuskman has deleted their comment.
#88 - wouldn't be surprised if he did... 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten +2
#117 - i wanna go out boxing Cthulhu while riding a shark into a ligh… 04/10/2011 on whats wrong with me -4
#47 - i'm a PS3 owner, and i agree with this 04/10/2011 on Lamebook Comp. Part 1 -1
#46 - well thats just delightful :D 04/10/2011 on Lamebook Comp. Part 1 +1
#33 - so....did anyone else just realize that jesus was the first zombie?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2011 on Can't take that chance. +5
#34 - wamboda (04/10/2011) [-]
#58 - i always wished i was born in the middle of the Atlantic ocean… 04/10/2011 on National identity +8

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#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
User avatar #457 to #456 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-]
Well hello there, cutie
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took fucking YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
#428 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (06/20/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #425 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
CONFUCKINGRATS
User avatar #426 to #435 - captainfuckitall (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#423 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
User avatar #424 to #433 - captainfuckitall (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#418 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
User avatar #419 to #428 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#420 to #429 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
User avatar #421 to #430 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
#422 to #431 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
here ya go
User avatar #391 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #392 to #401 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
User avatar #393 to #402 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
stop fapping
User avatar #394 to #403 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
#415 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
User avatar #417 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
User avatar #396 to #405 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
User avatar #397 to #406 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
.....keep going
User avatar #400 to #407 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
User avatar #401 to #410 - seelcudoom (05/20/2011) [-]
eeewww i wass jokeignman
User avatar #402 to #411 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
User avatar #403 to #412 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
THE FUCK
User avatar #404 to #413 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #405 to #414 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
you fapped all day....thinking i was watching?
are yo utrying to tell me somthing
User avatar #406 to #415 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
User avatar #408 to #417 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
User avatar #409 to #418 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
......was joke agin



the fuck man
User avatar #410 to #419 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
User avatar #413 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
User avatar #414 to #423 - seelcudoom (05/26/2011) [-]
was shoooopppeeedddd
User avatar #412 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch
#388 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #389 to #398 - captainfuckitall (05/15/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard
User avatar #386 - BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-]
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
User avatar #387 to #396 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2011) [-]
indeed it has. hey buddy, how's it going? :)
#384 - spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-]
Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
User avatar #385 to #394 - captainfuckitall (05/08/2011) [-]
haha, well i am so glad it did :P

WHAT??? but thats no fun :P
User avatar #378 - Klondyke (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting level 28 on purely comments! :D
User avatar #379 to #388 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. it's nice to be appreciated for the effort :P

in all honesty, i don't even want any fame, i just want someone else to appreciate the trouble :P
User avatar #373 - seelcudoom (05/07/2011) [-]
you finnally got an avitar!
User avatar #374 to #383 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)

(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
User avatar #376 to #384 - seelcudoom (05/07/2011) [-]
meh i have a few but to lazy right now
User avatar #377 to #386 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, we shall discuss it later then, my friend :D
User avatar #366 - XboxJunky (05/07/2011) [-]
Congratulations Captain.
User avatar #372 to #376 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i really do appreciate all of these congrats i'm getting. it makes me feel good inside :P

also, i hope your having an awesome day, anyways :)
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