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captainfuckitall

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#52 - Good! **** that tiny iced bastard! 04/24/2014 on plutooooo 0
#67 - Why would you do something like that? 04/24/2014 on Speed 0
#116 - ~Uwaaa~ Senpai noticed us! 04/24/2014 on Funnyjunk mentioned +2
#31 - Got a link to that comic?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Everyone on this site 0
#32 - infinitereaper (04/24/2014) [-]
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
#43 - You're a ******* genius.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on size +1
#46 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
#25 - *Cough* Infinitereaper *Cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Everyone on this site 0
#27 - infinitereaper (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Got a link to that comic?
#32 - infinitereaper (04/24/2014) [-]
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
#41 - What's wrong with just having regular butter? 04/24/2014 on It may or may not be butter 0
#21 - It's a real art blaming your problems on other people. 04/24/2014 on Fat 0
#39 - But then I'll get mugged!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on size +1
User avatar #41 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
no sane man would rob a crazy Canadian in a kilt who thinks he's Scottish
User avatar #44 - invertedcreeper (04/24/2014) [-]
no one will rob you if you are in Canada!
i'm allowed to make Canada jokes, i'm Canadian
you can to, if you feel left out
User avatar #45 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
the only thing I would ever say about Canada is Canuck but thats more an affectionate nickname then an insult, because I love you guys
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
You're a fuckin' genius.
#46 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
#35 - So you're telling me I gotta bang their parents.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on size +1
User avatar #40 - feelythefeel (04/24/2014) [-]
Probably not, but it's your life I guess.
#29 - There's a pussy joke in here somewhere, but I'm just not cleve… 04/24/2014 on snort 0
#117 - Gotta start early. This **** doesn't happen over tea-t… 04/24/2014 on Pure genius! +2
#68 - **** , Aerosol, I trust you for this kinda **** a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, +1
User avatar #70 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
#25 - False! He's not saying 'Eh'. 04/24/2014 on Canadians at war 0
#15 - And then the one piece falls to the side and ***** up t… 04/24/2014 on Domino effect 0
#54 - It's not even the things themselves that are so funny, but the… 04/24/2014 on Cool Parents Comp 0
#62 - Well why did he get banned?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, +1
User avatar #67 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Fuck, Aerosol, I trust you for this kinda shit and you bring me garbage to work with. Our friendship is over. I'm gonna find more competent friends to hang out with.
User avatar #70 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
#24 - I wish I was Scottish so I had an excuse to wear a kilt. …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/24/2014 on size +5
User avatar #38 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
but thats even better: when someone asks you why you're wearing a kilt in a thick Scottish accent "I be a tru scot werin mah kilt, ya got a prolem wit at laddie?" then you can be that crazy guy who thinks he's Scottish
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
But then I'll get mugged!
User avatar #41 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
no sane man would rob a crazy Canadian in a kilt who thinks he's Scottish
User avatar #44 - invertedcreeper (04/24/2014) [-]
no one will rob you if you are in Canada!
i'm allowed to make Canada jokes, i'm Canadian
you can to, if you feel left out
User avatar #45 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
the only thing I would ever say about Canada is Canuck but thats more an affectionate nickname then an insult, because I love you guys
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
You're a fuckin' genius.
#46 - kilotech (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - feelythefeel (04/24/2014) [-]
There're still a lot of Scottish Canadian communities who wear kilts from time to time (Even in the army if I remember right). If you're not Scottish Canadian just get in real friendly with some.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
So you're telling me I gotta bang their parents.
User avatar #40 - feelythefeel (04/24/2014) [-]
Probably not, but it's your life I guess.
User avatar #30 - gmarrox (04/24/2014) [-]
I got to wear a kilt to a wedding once. It was everything I dreamed it would be. I just wish I had pictures.
User avatar #29 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
One of my friends wore a kilt to his senior prom, and now that his girlfriend's a senior, I'm sure he's going to do it again...
#26 - bdawg (04/24/2014) [-]
#66 - Well I liked it, regardless of copious levels of homosexuality 04/24/2014 on Batman theme song 0
#58 - Wait, what happened with Snakefire?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, +1
User avatar #61 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
Apparently I don't know.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Well why did he get banned?
User avatar #67 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Fuck, Aerosol, I trust you for this kinda shit and you bring me garbage to work with. Our friendship is over. I'm gonna find more competent friends to hang out with.
User avatar #70 - aerosol (04/24/2014) [-]
#57 - The Hebrews knew.... The Hebrews knew the whole time!!! 04/24/2014 on If they're both abominations, +2
#47 - Yes, yes....now assimilate her into your flesh.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Take it slut +1
#48 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
because it is not rite looking
#42 - He's a great historical figure to have. Hitler's bawler as …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Erstaunlich +1
#44 - WatIsATroll (04/24/2014) [-]
He was a little bitch. He couldn't do a proper right-arm salute at rallies because his arm would get tired eventually
User avatar #47 - willindor (04/24/2014) [-]
If he was a lefty then that would have never been a problem.
#46 - logusrevenge (04/24/2014) [-]
I guess that's why he was bawler as fuck instead of a baller as fuck.
#15 - "Now bend over and take your prostate check like a man" 04/24/2014 on Doc 0
#30 - I really do think it would be worthwhile to make an 'Abridged'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Mothafuckin Harry Potter +7
User avatar #32 - pokemonstheshiz (04/24/2014) [-]
There's one out there, and parts of it are funny, but they didn't do very good with the abridged aspect. It's rather long and droll. But I agree, it could turn out pretty hilarious if done properly

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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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