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Comment Ranking:#733
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#39 - It may be hatred, but it's not as if it's not true. … 10/26/2013 on Israel just asked Europe... +1
#10 - It does matter. Again, punctuation and language is made a cert…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Shit 0
User avatar #13 - spongeychicken (10/26/2013) [-]
here's two words which come in handy
formal
informal
User avatar #70 - Vegeto (10/26/2013) [-]
Informal writing doesn't mean "L3LZ 3NGRISH CLA55 IZ STOOPID 1137"

Just like how informal wear to an event doesn't mean you can go without pants with your shlong in your mouth.
User avatar #72 - spongeychicken (10/26/2013) [-]
but they didnt say that did they
User avatar #44 - tylosaurus (10/26/2013) [-]
>implying formal excuses your or anyone else's inability to properly spell/punctuate.
#33 - How about we just never make any gestures when visiting other … 10/26/2013 on Culture Shock +1
#5 - You know, you can make all the jokes you want, but that actual… 10/26/2013 on Soviet logic 0
#9 - >Implying that doesn't actually happen from time to time  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2013 on My Confession +1
User avatar #10 - alanflindt (10/26/2013) [-]
Sorry...
how would this happen? ever?
User avatar #11 - magicmace (10/26/2013) [-]
Baby shark in a swimming pool

Magic
#8 - Because when you can make a coherent sentence properly, and ye…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Shit 0
User avatar #9 - spongeychicken (10/26/2013) [-]
listen, you understand what he is saying, the above example is easy to read. It if's something completely retarded like below then yes, otherwise it honestly doesnt matter at all
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2013) [-]
It does matter. Again, punctuation and language is made a certain way for a reason, if we disregard those rules, there is no reason to have them in the first-place, thus, even if only a little, it would degenerate the whole of language.

Language is used as a medium, a means to meaning, it allows you to express yourself properly, that's the use; and if you cut corners when using it, you're not properly expressing yourself or using it as it should be used. You're right, it doesn't matter much here; but if the above poster can take the liberty to cut corners, I should be able to take the liberty of complaining about it, wouldn't you agree?
User avatar #13 - spongeychicken (10/26/2013) [-]
here's two words which come in handy
formal
informal
User avatar #70 - Vegeto (10/26/2013) [-]
Informal writing doesn't mean "L3LZ 3NGRISH CLA55 IZ STOOPID 1137"

Just like how informal wear to an event doesn't mean you can go without pants with your shlong in your mouth.
User avatar #72 - spongeychicken (10/26/2013) [-]
but they didnt say that did they
User avatar #44 - tylosaurus (10/26/2013) [-]
>implying formal excuses your or anyone else's inability to properly spell/punctuate.
#19 - Nothing much, actually. The House certainly has an effect, but… 10/26/2013 on Not Slytherin 0
#61 - It's alright. Thumbs may be considered currency here, but in r…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on aww.. +2
User avatar #62 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
But you didn't say anything that could make people thumb you down. You openly admitted your faults, and that you made assumptions. You basically just said there might be hope in rap, and that you failed to notice it.

Keep it real man.
#58 - I have, actually, although admittedly only a few at the insist… 10/25/2013 on aww.. -1
#24 - No. You just said they never get hints without explaining why. 10/25/2013 on Ouch 0
#18 - OP put up a lewd title for this picture. I can only a…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on INTERACIAL ANAL MIDGETS XXX +156
User avatar #89 - tittentei (10/25/2013) [-]
I love you
#86 - huntronicles (10/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#69 - hopskotch (10/25/2013) [-]
Legit that was funny.
#59 - jeej (10/25/2013) [-]
#22 - The first one always confused me. I just never figured it woul… 10/25/2013 on Not sure if legit or not -1
#21 - Isn't that an aggressive stance?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Crabifer +7
#24 - wwwwwxwwwww (10/25/2013) [-]
yes, those motherfuckers are ready for a war.
#72 - I love how it starts off all nice and neat, with each picture … 10/25/2013 on That's how fucked up we are 0
#8 - "Hey...hey kids...wanna be Nazis?" "What's…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on if Soviet Russia -5
#25 - fukitidk (10/25/2013) [-]
#36 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
#22 - masterboll (10/25/2013) [-]
#44 - mikelaboom (10/25/2013) [-]
under cover spy
#14 - It annoys me as well, I find people who beat around the bush t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Ouch 0
User avatar #15 - iridium (10/25/2013) [-]
Well I was saying that men are used to being more direct. So the field of dealing with women who simply give hints instead of actually saying something, i.e. when she's trying to clue in that she likes him, or when she wants him to do something, is frustrating to men because most of the time we either say something directly or simply don't give clues to it it at all.

Kind of just adding on and agreeing with what you said.
#20 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, throughout history women have been told that if they're straightforward or upfront about their interest in a man, they're sluts. It's not "ladylike." Nowadays, it's slowly changing, but it's still pretty ingrained in women's thinking.
#6 - Then I've heard the wrong songs. I guess I just have …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on aww.. +2
User avatar #59 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
Why are you getting thumbed down? I respect how openly you admit things.
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
It's alright. Thumbs may be considered currency here, but in reality they are just the representation of over-all opinions. My opinion is seen as uninformed or negative by the majority, and so they have every right to thumb me down.
User avatar #62 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
But you didn't say anything that could make people thumb you down. You openly admitted your faults, and that you made assumptions. You basically just said there might be hope in rap, and that you failed to notice it.

Keep it real man.
#7 - skaife (10/25/2013) [-]
Up to you to have an opinion dude, I can respect it. I thought the same until fairly recently.
#11 - Yes it is, we're both on the same site, so bumping into eachot… 10/25/2013 on Ouch 0
#13 - I meant latter in my sentence, as I put the real pillars befor… 10/25/2013 on Mind = Blown +1
#32 - Eh, maybe it's different where you are, but aside from the com…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Nightmare before Feels-mas 0
User avatar #36 - kikisu (10/25/2013) [-]
No I almost never saw it around. We always had pumpkins, witches, black cats, demons, that sort of thing. Yeah regular skeletons but not really him. I doubt he's all that big.
#19 - Regardless of how you feel about the matter, it doesn't change…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Nightmare before Feels-mas 0
User avatar #20 - kikisu (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah but because people know about him doesn't make him the essential symbol for the holiday. Maybe in other parts of the country but I went 17 years of my life without encountering the character and I was pretty outgoing. That makes it a pretty piss poor symbol.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
Eh, maybe it's different where you are, but aside from the common pumpkin or '2spooky' sign, his face is the most common thing. Well, just because you didn't know what it was doesn't mean you didn't see it around, you just weren't familiar with it.
User avatar #36 - kikisu (10/25/2013) [-]
No I almost never saw it around. We always had pumpkins, witches, black cats, demons, that sort of thing. Yeah regular skeletons but not really him. I doubt he's all that big.
#3 - Despite the users insistence, I highly doubt that teachers wou…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2013 on aww.. -18
#57 - statehealthcare (10/25/2013) [-]
you've obviously never listened to kid cudi.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
I have, actually, although admittedly only a few at the insistence of a friend, as I do not like rap. Which is why I was surprised when people assured me "He's not like that".
#5 - skaife (10/25/2013) [-]
A lot of kid Cudi's stuff is actually about how much his life sucks mad D, dude. Of course theres a couple of songs about random gangster shit, but a lot of its about his dad's early death, his brothers trouble with hardcore drugs and the effects of crime.

Shakespeare tackled contemporary issues, and so does he, of a kind anyway. YFW you read this I guess.

User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
Then I've heard the wrong songs.

I guess I just have a bias against rappers, as I think the art has degenerated and thus just assume everyone who is or is aspiring to be a rapper is just a pathetic excuse of an 'artist'. Very few that I've seen have been able to differ from this opinion of mine.
User avatar #59 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
Why are you getting thumbed down? I respect how openly you admit things.
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
It's alright. Thumbs may be considered currency here, but in reality they are just the representation of over-all opinions. My opinion is seen as uninformed or negative by the majority, and so they have every right to thumb me down.
User avatar #62 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
But you didn't say anything that could make people thumb you down. You openly admitted your faults, and that you made assumptions. You basically just said there might be hope in rap, and that you failed to notice it.

Keep it real man.
#7 - skaife (10/25/2013) [-]
Up to you to have an opinion dude, I can respect it. I thought the same until fairly recently.
#10 - Tumblr would be far more likable if it didn't try so hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Tumblr vs Facebook +7
User avatar #12 - deadnannersreturns (10/25/2013) [-]
it all depends on which tumblr pages you follow
#5 - For some reason, this comic makes me happy. I guess I just lik… 10/25/2013 on   0
#10 - After you actually realize it, when you look at the difference…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Mind = Blown +1
#11 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
Former goes before latter. So you basically said that the 2 on the right are fake.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
I meant latter in my sentence, as I put the real pillars before the painted, hence the 'latter'. I know what it means, I was just referring to my own sentence rather than the gif.

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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