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    #51 - Who exactly is this girl? I wish to see her in action  [+] (9 replies) 11/19/2016 on Trumper Comp104- Fake News... +1
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    #55 - zuel (11/19/2016) [-]
    www.infowars.com/youre-not-getting-my-name-youre-getting-an-f-you-based-female-trump-supporter-scolds-msnbc-host/
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    #64 - orbzap (11/19/2016) [-]
    Can someone explain what happened in the video? I'm deaf and it didn't have any captions
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    #66 - zuel (11/19/2016) [-]
    Signholder: “-we didn’t to aid his campaign I mean I don’t support him”
    Interviewer: “Oh I know”

    Woman: “Bigotry-he married to an immigrant make sure you get that on camera right? No but you don’t get that interview.”

    Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means”

    Woman: “You just get that on-on camera right?”

    Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means!”

    Woman: “That’s what the media wants to portray him as right?!”

    Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means!”

    Woman: “Why don’t you get it on camera-”

    Signholder: “Educate yourself!”

    Woman: “Why don’t you get it on camera instead of editing”

    Interviewer: “Hey uh I’ll tell you what what-”

    Woman: “Instead of editing his one million dollar a month anonymous fee the children donations”

    Interviewer: “I’ll-”

    Woman: “Why don’t you get that on camera?”

    Interviewer: “I’ll tell you what why don’t you wait-”

    Woman: “Why don’t you get on camera that he recruited immigrants to help him build towers so he could put them up? Oh you don’t-you don’t get that on camera right? This is what you get on camera. This is what you get on camera and you edit it accordingly-you wait until they bait him and then you edit it right? You don’t include the fat that we have an awesome- a awesome president now who took a step down from unappreciative mother******s. okay? Unappreciative. Okay?

    Interviewer: “What’s your name so I’ve got it for our”

    Woman: “None of your damn- oh you’ll edit it. You’ll edit it and portray it as something totally different from what it really is right? So you’re not getting my name. You’re getting a f**k you. Cause you don’t give it-you don’t give it as it really is. You don’t give it or portray it as it really is-a good man with a good awesome heart that traveled the world feeding the kids you f**king motherf******s.”

    Interviewer: “Thank you-”

    There's some background shouts, probably from the signholder, at some points, but I couldn't make it out as they were said while the woman was talking.
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    #122 - orbzap (11/19/2016) [-]
    ....we need more people like you in the world. Thank you very much!
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    #116 - zuel (11/19/2016) [-]
    fuck, i was tired when i proofread this. fat* --> fact
    #83 - crunchyspoon (11/19/2016) [-]
    We need more people like you in this world
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    #81 - aurumleo (11/19/2016) [-]
    Orbzap's not only one. Thank you very much for that.
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    #78 - zipov (11/19/2016) [-]
    Thanks, I can't listen to those people.
    #75 - dementuz (11/19/2016) [-]
    Literally transcribing a youtube clip so a fellow funnyjunker can understand the dank.

    You deserve a medal, sir.
    #61 - Isn't this the guy who keeps reappearing and getting more famo… 11/18/2016 on I will Buy His Next Album +2
    #27 - I don't know, they certainly have a tendency to do just that. … 11/18/2016 on Why? -1
    #26 - No matter how hopeless it gets, gents. Even if it see… 11/18/2016 on Le Pen meeting Natalia... +3
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    #11 - If logic actually trumped emotion, the political sphere wouldn…  [+] (1 reply) 11/18/2016 on People Who Bet Money on... +2
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    #12 - inept (11/18/2016) [-]
    It got bad because most people vote emotionally.

    ''giving people free stuff sounds nice'' is the mentality that allowed leftist governments to thrive..

    We got a win with Trump because people saw through all the shaming and emotional rhetoric..
    #20 - How these people can legitimately think "Having people of…  [+] (1 reply) 11/18/2016 on openly hating white people +13
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    #21 - jaevel (11/18/2016) [-]
    Doublethink.

    Watch this video, and I think you will get a better understanding of cult mentality!

    Cult Behaviour An Analysis
    #12 - You say that as if any main-stream news site doesn't do the ex…  [+] (1 reply) 11/18/2016 on The less power msm has, the... +6
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    #15 - ohhh (11/18/2016) [-]
    Make America Great Again.
    #17 - At this point, just about anything kills you, so what's the **… 11/18/2016 on me irl +1
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