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| #119 - you should, would you like the link? [+] (5 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Porn girl | 0 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] http://www.animeseason.com/seikon-no-qwaser/ alright, now, i DON'T KNOW if this is the uncensored version. but trust me, you WANT the uncensored version, otherwise it's not gonna make one bit of sense :P (plus, it's fun to masturbate and not lose interest after your done) | ||
| #117 - ya, i guess thats true although some porno's DO have a … [+] (12 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Porn girl | +3 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] haha, i already saw this movie. it was quite....different :P  #139
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billymayss (04/10/2011) [-] "The ghost in the tiny bikini" quite intriguing just look at the name. #127
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] ahh, i saw zack and miri, that was a good porno you know, i don't know why, but i always liked it when a porno wasn't just about sex. like it had something relevant to it, like a plot or storyline or shit like that. that way, i wouldn't feel like such a monster after i'm done fapping #130
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] that happens to me all the time it alway seems okay when your in the moment, but after your done you need to shut it off right away, otherwise you can't even look yourself in the mirror afterwards :P cause lets face it, EVERYONE has a weird fetish that their not proud of... :P #132
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] ya, but what are you gonna do? you have to work with what you got, and at the moment, it's your right hand | ||
| #112 - really? i remember this one porn anime. it was ______ __ Qwasa… [+] (9 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Porn girl | +3 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] http://www.animeseason.com/seikon-no-qwaser/ alright, now, i DON'T KNOW if this is the uncensored version. but trust me, you WANT the uncensored version, otherwise it's not gonna make one bit of sense :P (plus, it's fun to masturbate and not lose interest after your done) #121
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] thats the exact same thing i did when the church exploded and they started floating cause he was sucking her tit | ||
| #210 - it all makes sense :D | 04/10/2011 on I Found Him! | 0 |
| #169 - what if the bee's wore sundresses? would they cancel each other out? [+] (5 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Hot weather | +23 |
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| #106 - am i the only one who has ever watched a porn movie just for the plot? [+] (26 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Porn girl | +23 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] ya, i guess thats true although some porno's DO have a good plot if you really pay attention :P #140
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] haha, i already saw this movie. it was quite....different :P #139
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billymayss (04/10/2011) [-] "The ghost in the tiny bikini" quite intriguing just look at the name. #127
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] ahh, i saw zack and miri, that was a good porno you know, i don't know why, but i always liked it when a porno wasn't just about sex. like it had something relevant to it, like a plot or storyline or shit like that. that way, i wouldn't feel like such a monster after i'm done fapping #130
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] that happens to me all the time it alway seems okay when your in the moment, but after your done you need to shut it off right away, otherwise you can't even look yourself in the mirror afterwards :P cause lets face it, EVERYONE has a weird fetish that their not proud of... :P #132
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] ya, but what are you gonna do? you have to work with what you got, and at the moment, it's your right hand #112
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] really? i remember this one porn anime. it was ______ __ Qwasar or whatever, and it was one of the most badass porno's I've ever watched it's about these people (kinda like mutants) with special powers that allow them to control the elements from the periodic table (oxygen, mercury, tin, copper, steel, cobalt, potassium, magnesium, ext. which is actually a lot cooler then it sounds) and they gain their powers by drinking breast milk one second, i was watching this guy suck a chicks tits, the next second, he turned a steel cross into a giant scythe and ripped some witch bitch in half with it i literally stopped fapping and just started watching half-way through cause it was so intense #125
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] http://www.animeseason.com/seikon-no-qwaser/ alright, now, i DON'T KNOW if this is the uncensored version. but trust me, you WANT the uncensored version, otherwise it's not gonna make one bit of sense :P (plus, it's fun to masturbate and not lose interest after your done) #121
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] thats the exact same thing i did when the church exploded and they started floating cause he was sucking her tit | ||
| #199 - lolwhut? | 04/10/2011 on simpsons irony | 0 |
| #332 - cause sometimes, something is so awesome/amazing, the world ju… | 04/10/2011 on Celebrity Twins | 0 |
| #52 - nothing like a good incest joke to start the day good m… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Wincest? | +3 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] god, i'm feeling good today... in fact.... THUMBS UP FOR EVERYBODY :D  #74
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JewishBreadstick (04/10/2011) [-] Thank you,my good man. I shall thumbs you up also. And I'm going to the pool,with my friend who is a retired FunnyJunkie. So I am quite pumped. c: | ||
| #51 - SHIT'S BOUT TO GO DOWN! | 04/10/2011 on Wincest? | 0 |
| #262 - careful dude, she might have a bug or something... | 04/10/2011 on Underground Date Scene... | +5 |
| #93 - from every story, book, or movie i ever heard of, the uncle is… | 04/10/2011 on Uncle | 0 |
| #243 - oh , you so silly | 04/10/2011 on Admin Troll | 0 |
| #140 - i...don't know how to take this | 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten | 0 |
| #150 - oh, lets face it. almost everyone on funnyjunk is going to hel… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/10/2011 on whats wrong with me | 0 |
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kidwiththehair (04/10/2011) [-] I'm bringing the cheese dip and the chairs. [there's a shortage] | ||
| #2 - forced meme is forced. still, thumb for you cause dead-space i… | 04/10/2011 on Dead Space meme | +1 |
| #44 - i once beat "dead-space" on hardest difficulty... … [+] (2 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on How tough am I? | +14 |
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| #5 - i see.... | 04/10/2011 on God | 0 |
| #590 - oh my god. this is...oh my god, this is just GOLD. it's so fun… | 04/10/2011 on Put plea here | -9 |
| #3 - haha, well no, i don't mean LEARNING about them, i mean teache… [+] (5 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on God | +1 |
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vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-] no they don't say to us what is the right way etc. they usually talk interesting stories about Jesus and his apprentices , and we talk alot about drugs smoking underage pregnancy and stuff :) #7
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vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-] english is not my main language so i thought that it maybe a different word for apostoles | ||
| #1 - isn't it illegal to teach religion in public school? :P [+] (10 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on God | +1 |
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scottmcdonogh (04/11/2011) [-] seperation of school and church i think its called. of course teachers still try to push their beliefs in. atheism and christianity. im the latter and i find it annoying.  #43
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AustintheAtrain (04/11/2011) [-] yes. separation of church and state. it is supposed to keep the state out of the church, not the other way around #9
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N. Korean citizen (04/10/2011) [-] yes and no. teaching religion is fine. but i assume you mean teaching about christianity as "the correct religion" and that is not alloud. Everyone below is being dumb because in the comic he says "God is everywhere" and that is not alloud in public schools. #2
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vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-] ummmmm ... no , we have classes for all religion so 2 islam and christianity , its your choice :) ... btw this is a joke i heard a long ago it didn't really happen #3
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] haha, well no, i don't mean LEARNING about them, i mean teachers preaching about religion (which is the right one and such) is illegal. and i know this didn't really happen, i'm just saying :P #4
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vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-] no they don't say to us what is the right way etc. they usually talk interesting stories about Jesus and his apprentices , and we talk alot about drugs smoking underage pregnancy and stuff :) #7
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vaskaduzea (04/10/2011) [-] english is not my main language so i thought that it maybe a different word for apostoles | ||
| #109 - because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, f… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten | +4 |
| #105 - i asked his boyfriend. he said they go both ways [+] (3 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten | +4 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, faster, and more handsome then me. and he makes fun of me for being inferior), so i wanted to have something up on him. in this case "at least i don't take it up the ass like a little bitch" :D | ||
| #121 - trolls thumb people down i thumb them back up :D | 04/10/2011 on whats wrong with me | -1 |
| #96 - i know what you were implying. and i was implying he wasn't, b… [+] (5 new replies) | 04/10/2011 on Today will not be forgotten | +3 |
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captainfuckitall (04/10/2011) [-] because he makes fun of me (my brother is more fit, smarter, faster, and more handsome then me. and he makes fun of me for being inferior), so i wanted to have something up on him. in this case "at least i don't take it up the ass like a little bitch" :D | ||
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bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
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WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-] I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
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captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-] Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
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captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-] no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you
that's why
that's why
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Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
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captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-] thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
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BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-] hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
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spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-] Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
Congrats, divide responsibly
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captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-] haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
