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#41 - Actually, Satanism is not the adoration of Satan. The 4 princi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Eat it God +10
#173 - nietzschis (08/21/2013) [-]
That's really well explained : )
#40 - You wouldn't think the word of an all-knowing god would need t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Eat it God -2
User avatar #61 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
It is God giving his word to his chosen people in the chosen tongue.
As far as he is concerned, he doesn't care about translations, everything he says should be heard straight from the recording.

Hence why all real Qu'Ran are in High Arabic.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
So there really is no excuse.

I understand language barriers are hard to get by, but there are some people who are fluent in 58 languages (United Nations interpreters, who's very job is to get the point across with zero lost in translation, slang and all, one mistake can cost them their job) who are near perfect. Just a few of these guys working together could translate a book word for word, especially considering it's one of the most popular books in the world
User avatar #155 - psychopsychedelic (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, different religions use different Bibles. There's the King James Version, I think Catholics use the regular The Holy Bible. They are all different translations. It hasn't been translated in a long time. They recently re-approached the Mass, but noone's done the Bible that I can remember.
#20 - But just because you've moved past it doesn't mean it's not th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on First rule of fight club... 0
User avatar #21 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
>completely ignoring the fact that no one today is a levite, to whom the instructions were specifically.

That, and its part of the old testament, which was remade when Jesus came to Earth.

Luke 24:43-45, in which Christ tells the Eleven, after he raised from the dead, that all the things in the Law, and in the psalms, and in the prophets had been fulfilled.
Romans 8 also further explains this into greater detail.

New Covenant, bitch.
User avatar #145 - zorororonoa (08/21/2013) [-]
But Jesus did say he came to fulfill the law, not get rid of it. Matthew 5:17, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill." Don't get me wrong, I think Leviticus is bullshit, but if you are a full Christian, then you shouldn't be able to pick and choose what parts of the bible are wrong. If you think homosexuality is wrong, then you better believe wearing two different fabrics is wrong, or you are a hypocrite in my eyes.
User avatar #150 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
but doesn't it still stand that since Leviticus was for the levites and we are not levites that leviticus is not for all Christians?
#13 - "Based" is a slang adjective to refer to the 'Maximu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Putin +3
#36 - tyroneisanigger (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh. At first I thought he misspelled "biased".
User avatar #14 - xxDanvelxx (08/21/2013) [-]
Ah ok, thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #16 - temporalguardian (08/21/2013) [-]
Dude he called you based, be cool.
#18 - Still, I'm fairly sure "Thou shalt not lie with a man as …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2013 on First rule of fight club... +1
User avatar #19 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
There are a million arguments as to why that is no longer applicable, look them up if you wish, but I'll stick with one.

The book of leviticus was a set of instructions to the levites. Among those instructions they are told not to wear mixed fabrics. However, we've moved past that law, as well as many other silly laws. The only people you'll hear spouting leviticus are bible thumpers, a small minority.
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
But just because you've moved past it doesn't mean it's not there. Last time I checked it was revered as the 'word of god', not something mortal men have much sway over, whether they like it or not
User avatar #21 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
>completely ignoring the fact that no one today is a levite, to whom the instructions were specifically.

That, and its part of the old testament, which was remade when Jesus came to Earth.

Luke 24:43-45, in which Christ tells the Eleven, after he raised from the dead, that all the things in the Law, and in the psalms, and in the prophets had been fulfilled.
Romans 8 also further explains this into greater detail.

New Covenant, bitch.
User avatar #145 - zorororonoa (08/21/2013) [-]
But Jesus did say he came to fulfill the law, not get rid of it. Matthew 5:17, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill." Don't get me wrong, I think Leviticus is bullshit, but if you are a full Christian, then you shouldn't be able to pick and choose what parts of the bible are wrong. If you think homosexuality is wrong, then you better believe wearing two different fabrics is wrong, or you are a hypocrite in my eyes.
User avatar #150 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
but doesn't it still stand that since Leviticus was for the levites and we are not levites that leviticus is not for all Christians?
#2 - He also died so people could be liberated rather than enslaved…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/21/2013 on The royal I don't give a shit +19
User avatar #15 - thebigoddone (08/21/2013) [-]
"enslaved through fear"

top lel
User avatar #5 - admiralen (08/21/2013) [-]
"liberated" the only reason they did all that shit was cause they didnt wanna pay taxes to great brittain lol
#4 - dwarfman (08/21/2013) [-]
Found the librarian.
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian, actually. And a writer
User avatar #34 - dwarfman (08/21/2013) [-]
Greetings northerner! I wrote that before I had my coffee. UnCaffeinated me is ummm problematic...
#3 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
Except from you know.. all of the blacks. Redcoats were going to free them and the slave trade entirely a few years later.
All of the minorities would have probably had it better under British rule and would most likely be smaller. Detroit might still actually be worth something.
User avatar #8 - ReeferTrees (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, lets all remember how much better the blacks would be if the British empire ruled.

Everyone forget about killing all the Native Americans, they're not real people like Blacks are.
User avatar #14 - serotonin (08/21/2013) [-]
Funny seing how most native tribes sided with brits during revolution and 1812 war
User avatar #36 - ReeferTrees (08/29/2013) [-]
"most native tribes"

Really? I find that extremely doubtful
User avatar #37 - serotonin (08/29/2013) [-]
revolutionalry war - ``Though a few tribes were on friendly terms with the Americans, most Native Americans opposed the United States as a potential threat to their territory``
war of 1812 - `` British demanded an independent Indian state in the Midwest, but by late 1814 the British-Indian alliance had been defeated militarily and the British had to abandon the demand. The withdrawal of British protection gave the Americans a free hand, which resulted in the removal of most of the tribes to Indian Territory (present-day Oklahoma)``
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#33 - No, a mating signal is "Hey, wanna **** ?&quo… 08/21/2013 on Eat it God 0
#32 - That just means not to cheat on your spouse, it doesn't have a…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Eat it God -3
User avatar #157 - traelos (08/21/2013) [-]
How can people read that comment and not get that adultery is the word that isn't a perfect translation?

Like honestly, can you please explain to me what you think I meant?
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Adultery = cheating on your spouse

In absolutely no context except this one have I ever heard it being used for rape

Even the wikia, and most (if not all definitions) say it only refers to adultery. I honestly don't understand how you can be so shocked that people don't see it as a flexible term
User avatar #227 - traelos (08/22/2013) [-]
But that's because adultery is the word that is wrong.

The original text was closer to "dont stick your dick in anything except your wife" but that's hard to translate and 3 languages later they got confused/lazy.

I mean, just, what did you think I was actually trying to say?
User avatar #59 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it is almost the same, except for a few choice words, which can make all the difference.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it was also retranslated many times by many different people in order to try and get the most correct translation. Even today people are still doing it, and paid well to do so, so that explanation really doesn't cut it much.

Except not many words are actually omitted or switched out. It seems to only be a rearranging of words or cutting out purely meaningless ones in order to make room.
User avatar #62 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, any time you make a change, while insignificant on it's own, it can have drastic effects.

Think about a desk.
There's an inch that's just not needed, so they cut it off.
Then the next guy does the same
and the next guy
Suddenly after a few people, what used to be a 36" long desk is 30".
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Except their not cutting off inches, they're exchanging types of wood (would be a better metaphor). Even in your paragraph, the original and translated texts are only two letters off
User avatar #65 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
No, are you illiterate?
They are far more than a few letters off, whole phrases change.
"earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God* swept over the face of the waters" is much different than "earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the deep, and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the"
God divided the light from the darkness is different than God divided the light from the darkness
And finally
!! Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. !! is not the same as Day, and the worries of the night, it is said. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
I mean in the grand paragraph, not little bits. Look at the length of the first and second translation and they are only two letters off

It was supposed to be a point that nothing significant was added or drastically changed
User avatar #69 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
That is the most idiotic argument ever.
It's like changing the hobbits in Lord of the Rings into rabbits, it's the same length, so nothing major could have changed.

It's not the quantity of words, it's the quality.
I like dogs
I hate dogs
Virtually the same length, but very different.
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Except, again, in your own translation, nothing WAS majorly or drastically changed. The only real difference is that words were switched around, some were taken out and replaced with more significant or better suited ones.
User avatar #192 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, but when you do that you create problems because later on people switch words out and again, they don't always mean the exact same thing.
User avatar #58 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Dude, do you know how many times the bible was translated between when it was recorded and now.
Hebrew to Latin
Latin to German
German to Some older variation of English
Older English to Modern English

Just as a heads up, this is taken from Modern English around on the whole circuit I just described
Original - In the beginning when God created* the heavens and the earth, 2the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God* swept over the face of the waters. 3Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and there was light. 4And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. 5God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

Translation = In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, 2 Thes And the earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the deep, and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the *. 3And he said, God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. 4 And God saw the light, that it was good, and God divided the light from the darkness. 5God he called the light Day, and the worries of the night, it is said. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
#146 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
First off, can you do some research before you think and accept it as fact? Yes, in the course of history the Bible had been translated several times into different languages, changing nuance and connotation every time, however as you've proven it must not have changed too much (at least find a better passage to cite). I actually expected the dichotomy to be much greater than what it was.

But anyway, just because it had been translated several times doesn't mean that Biblical scholars haven't re-translated from the original languages (Aramaic, Hebrew, and Koine Greek) directly to English (Which happened about a hundred and fifty years ago). Now, Koine Greek is a dead language, and many Biblical Scholars believe that the writers had different meanings when they said something, which results in the many different versions of translations (Which differ more than the example you gave to try to prove the Bible is unreliable)

Sauce: My brother is a Biblical Scholar/Translator.
User avatar #38 - traelos (08/21/2013) [-]
Except that it's not a perfect translation...
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
You wouldn't think the word of an all-knowing god would need translation
User avatar #61 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
It is God giving his word to his chosen people in the chosen tongue.
As far as he is concerned, he doesn't care about translations, everything he says should be heard straight from the recording.

Hence why all real Qu'Ran are in High Arabic.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
So there really is no excuse.

I understand language barriers are hard to get by, but there are some people who are fluent in 58 languages (United Nations interpreters, who's very job is to get the point across with zero lost in translation, slang and all, one mistake can cost them their job) who are near perfect. Just a few of these guys working together could translate a book word for word, especially considering it's one of the most popular books in the world
User avatar #155 - psychopsychedelic (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, different religions use different Bibles. There's the King James Version, I think Catholics use the regular The Holy Bible. They are all different translations. It hasn't been translated in a long time. They recently re-approached the Mass, but noone's done the Bible that I can remember.
#3 - **** no, regular reptiles  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Sneaky Argonians +3
#5 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
why not both
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Because...they're not Argonians
#7 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
probably just a joke... maybe he was referring to the title?
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Huh, you're right
#22 - I actually think Hitler and the Nazi's had a good thing going,… 08/21/2013 on Woops +1
#32 - As much as you wouldn't expect it, children actually tend to b…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/21/2013 on mother of the year +44
User avatar #186 - ImsoObvious (08/21/2013) [-]
thats bullshit
User avatar #210 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
You obviously haven't read the comments below
User avatar #182 - idkijustdo (08/21/2013) [-]
Hmm this is quite true. When I was 8 years old, somehow i got a big cut on my knee. It was like as big as an adult pinkie. The funny thing was I didn't even noticed it until my mother screaming/crying about my bleeding knee. It was like 30 seconds before she found me. Then ofc I also proceed to cry like a bitch.
#178 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
So you are saying I should punch children?
User avatar #209 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm saying they wouldn't take it like a bitch, like you did
#106 - danster (08/21/2013) [-]
I agree
User avatar #47 - xef (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm 18 and watch my sister(4) from time to time, whenever she falls or get hurts I just say with a smile: "You okay? Stand up." and she does and continue playing.

Whenever my dad is home and she falls he freaks out, therefore she also freaks out and cries for 10mins.
User avatar #75 - bloodofthedragon (08/21/2013) [-]
Who are you? I have the same exact thing happening to me. I'm 18 and my sister (3) never cries around me even when she falls flat on her face. When mom and dad come home she will find a reason to cry. Damn kids man.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
This and below are the exact type of shit I'm talking about. If parents just gave their kids a little more wiggle-room and even some responsibility, they would find out just how much potential their children really have, physically and mentally
User avatar #45 - asthmetheus (08/21/2013) [-]
I cut my finger off when I was young and I kept asking my mom for a band-aid and she started crying and freaking out so I did.
#9 - If he's desperate enough to post that kinda **** … 08/21/2013 on FJ guys in a nutshell +3
#13 - *Welcome to christianity Christianity doesn't encompa…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2013 on First rule of fight club... 0
User avatar #17 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
*Welcome to Hypocrisy

Tyler doesn't encompass the whole of the 2,000,000,000+ different Christians around the world many of whom support gay marriage. Just seeing one member of Christianity being a hypocritical douche isn't enough to condemn them all
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Still, I'm fairly sure "Thou shalt not lie with a man as he does with a woman" is common in most sects of christianity
User avatar #19 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
There are a million arguments as to why that is no longer applicable, look them up if you wish, but I'll stick with one.

The book of leviticus was a set of instructions to the levites. Among those instructions they are told not to wear mixed fabrics. However, we've moved past that law, as well as many other silly laws. The only people you'll hear spouting leviticus are bible thumpers, a small minority.
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
But just because you've moved past it doesn't mean it's not there. Last time I checked it was revered as the 'word of god', not something mortal men have much sway over, whether they like it or not
User avatar #21 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
>completely ignoring the fact that no one today is a levite, to whom the instructions were specifically.

That, and its part of the old testament, which was remade when Jesus came to Earth.

Luke 24:43-45, in which Christ tells the Eleven, after he raised from the dead, that all the things in the Law, and in the psalms, and in the prophets had been fulfilled.
Romans 8 also further explains this into greater detail.

New Covenant, bitch.
User avatar #145 - zorororonoa (08/21/2013) [-]
But Jesus did say he came to fulfill the law, not get rid of it. Matthew 5:17, "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill." Don't get me wrong, I think Leviticus is bullshit, but if you are a full Christian, then you shouldn't be able to pick and choose what parts of the bible are wrong. If you think homosexuality is wrong, then you better believe wearing two different fabrics is wrong, or you are a hypocrite in my eyes.
User avatar #150 - srskate (08/21/2013) [-]
but doesn't it still stand that since Leviticus was for the levites and we are not levites that leviticus is not for all Christians?
#4 - This reminds me of my own father I ******* …  [+] (33 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Jokes +139
#90 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
>be me, about 15 years old girl
>self-conscious and insecure as fuck
>mum passed away years earlier, dad works 24/7
>get bullied at school
>have no clue what you want to do in life, soon you have to pick your high school (you go to high school when you're 16 in my country)
>try to talk about it with dad
>"Daughter, there are 3 things you can survive with in life - rich parents, pretty face and knowledge. You better go and study"
>get depressed because your even your father thinks you're an ugly count
Although I did get pretty impressive grades in high school thanks to that xD
#75 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [-]
Your father is a master troll.
User avatar #74 - elcreepo (08/21/2013) [-]
Unlike some of these people, I can kind of sympathize with you.

My somewhat absent dad (just got back from spending a whole month with him, more time I've spent with him than all the other times in my life) is very, very immature like that.

It gets tiring after awhile, because sometimes you just want your dad to be a dad and not a 'buddy.' Of course, you probably spent your entire life with him and so your tired-of-him-being-a-dick feelings are a lot stronger.
User avatar #96 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Actually it's the exact opposite, I never knew him growing up and only got to know him when I was a teenager; and despite all his shenanigans he actually is very wise and insightful, he's just a dick

Even so, I enjoy spending time with him and wouldn't have him any other way. I'd rather him be a friend and equal now than being my father when I was young only so I would grow up to hate him
User avatar #71 - kolpster (08/21/2013) [-]
Not in the least bit abusive.
Well, at least your father actually interacted with you...
User avatar #61 - mistafishy (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't think these guys know what a pellet gun is...

Your talking about an air rifle that shoots those spear-shaped pellets, right? Not a BB gun?

Even then, BB guns still hurt like hell...
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
It was actually just a handgun, but it still makes you bleed if you shoot it at point blank range and leaves a massive welt

>Implying my dad gives a shit
User avatar #99 - mistafishy (08/22/2013) [-]
My dad's the opposite- he's entirely negligent of me. But on the other hand, I don't enjoy getting shot in the hip all that much...
#70 - lukchy (08/21/2013) [-]
not every pellet gun in this world have same power as others
User avatar #76 - mistafishy (08/21/2013) [-]
The one that my dad owns is a cheap Gamo air rifle. It's for hunting small game- rabbits squerriels etc. If its the same one than that can do some damage on a person...
#57 - rustlingthejimmys (08/21/2013) [-]
To me your dad is awesome, because i never really knew my dad. My mum and dad divorced when i was a little we baby, and then i had a step dad then i bit older and he barley did anything with me or my brother and was a complete cunt etc. So to me your dad sounds cool in a dickishdad way.
User avatar #54 - leafonthewind (08/21/2013) [-]
Your dad is raising you to an overly manly man

father of the year
#52 - someponynew (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - bloodeyes (08/21/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#22 - leximusmcgivor (08/21/2013) [-]
Why do you tell your dad when you got a "kiss"? that just sounds pathetic and needy for attention. No wonder your dad makes fun of you.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Because he asked why I was late and wanted to shove it in his face because he hasn't gotten laid in years
#21 - nunuman (08/21/2013) [-]
Damm, well imagine if he was the opposite, a completely bland boring suburban dad. Now that wouldn't be much fun...

My dad just like to joke around, even when he sometimes shouldn't. For instance when i was 18, and finally got my first gf (still together after 3 years), when he first met her he said "well i dont know who i should congratulate, or if i should at all". Thanks dad!
User avatar #19 - OoJesusoO (08/21/2013) [-]
Just so you know, people are liking this comment because they are laughing at your pain and your dad sounds hilarious.
User avatar #93 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Is there any other reason people laugh?
User avatar #17 - achimp (08/21/2013) [-]
Dude, quit bitching. Your dad sounds awesome. Take a joke, man.
others have abusive fathers, you have a dad who just likes to joke around with you.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Zanntaggerung is correct. I love my father dearly and look forward to treating my children the same way
User avatar #98 - achimp (08/21/2013) [-]
Carry on in that case. My sarcasm detectors are off today.
#77 - zanntaggerung (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't think he's bitching, judging by the last line of his comment.
#16 - crohnos (08/21/2013) [-]
My dad is kinda like that. A couple years ago we went to a golf outing and I was leaning out of our cart looking for his ball and he pushed me out.
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#15 - professorfj (08/21/2013) [-]
" 'You can't hit me, I'm driving', then shooting me again in the thigh."
Your Dad is a God among men.
#101 - souperior (08/24/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#102 - professorfj (08/24/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo, a free online dating game that has brought many strong men to their knees with it's feels. MFW when this game abused my feels and tore out my heart.
#104 - souperior (08/24/2013) [-]
I will indeed play this game. Thank you, random citizen of funnyjunk.
#105 - professorfj (08/24/2013) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #14 - fukkendragonite (08/21/2013) [-]
Go tell your dad that some random guy on the internet heard of his escapades and now thinks of him as his new hero.

TELL HIM. TELL HIM NOW.

TELL HIM HE'S MY FUCKIN' HERO.
User avatar #11 - themuffinmaan (08/21/2013) [-]
Sounds like you might wanna cancel the next camping trip.

Or next time, scatter food around his tent while he sleeps.
And let bears fight your battles for you.
User avatar #10 - eddio (08/21/2013) [-]
Your dad is the TITS.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
It's only because he doesn't get them
#7 - Could there possibly be a more based president?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Putin +1
User avatar #29 - fukkendragonite (08/21/2013) [-]
Maybe one who wasn't punishing gays would be a bit better
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
It was a joke
User avatar #12 - xxDanvelxx (08/21/2013) [-]
based?
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
"Based" is a slang adjective to refer to the 'Maximum level of cool'. Often associated with only being concerned over yourself, having lots of women, doing lots of awesome activities, and generally being 'that guy' that everyone either loves or hates

Some examples are "Based god" "Based life" "Based *Insert Russian president here*", or "Based xxDanvelxx"
#36 - tyroneisanigger (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh. At first I thought he misspelled "biased".
User avatar #14 - xxDanvelxx (08/21/2013) [-]
Ah ok, thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #16 - temporalguardian (08/21/2013) [-]
Dude he called you based, be cool.
#5 - But if he did something bad, he'd had to ant swer to his crimes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on knife +8
User avatar #16 - Eralus (08/21/2013) [-]
no
#16 - >Implying many of the people who have a lot of money didn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Society +1
User avatar #25 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, no.
I mean there are a lot of people who did get money from hard work.
But there are many more who got their money from inheritance or got their money from savings/investments which give an extremely lower tax rate.
#27 - aliksander (08/21/2013) [-]
Inheritance taxes (AKA Estate taxes) START at 18% and rise as high as 40%, and this is AFTER an 'initial taxation' that starts at $1,800 when the inheritance in question is >$10,000 and can reach nearly $350,000(again this is just the INITIAL TAX, before the percentage tax is then added on). Now remember that this is taxes on inheritances which first had to be earned by the person who died and left the inheritance, and whenever someone earns something doesn't it automatically get taxed? Yes it does, so you are paying an inheritance tax on savings that are left over after the initial person ALREADY PAYED TAXES ON THE EARNINGS WHILE STILL ALIVE. This seems fair to you?

If a person earns money in their lifetime they should have the freedom to give it to whomever they want. If they choose a poor steward for their inheritance you don't have to worry, for as the saying goes 'a fool and his gold are soon parted'. If they are a good steward then they certainly earned the right to have that wealth (as evidenced by their being able to maintain/grow it)

And if a person gets money for 'saving and investments' how is that not the same as 'earning'? You save by sacrificing (withholding spending) and investments only yield a return if you do so wisely. Invest unwisely and you lose your money. Someone able to invest wisely consistently seems to earn the profits they make as far as I'm concerned.
#28 - No, **** you 08/21/2013 on let's do this +6
#12 - I'm surprised Schnitzel isn't here talking about how they must… 08/21/2013 on You could poke an eye out 0
#4 - "This time" 08/21/2013 on Proud 0
#14 - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you didn't have leg…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on We are not alone 0
#18 - screaming (08/21/2013) [-]
It's cool. Have a gif.
#11 - And again, as nice and intelligent of a man as he is, there ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2013 on We are not alone 0
User avatar #12 - screaming (08/21/2013) [-]
Whilst I agree with you, I don't see how that invalidates someone like me being interested in his work.

I can understand if it's teenage girls who frequent Tumblr that think they're geeks, but I meant people with legit reasons.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you didn't have legitimate reasons. Indeed, I meant the latter teenage tumblr scene (and many people here too, I'm sure)
#18 - screaming (08/21/2013) [-]
It's cool. Have a gif.
#10 - Indeed, "SO popular", implying a mass amount of his … 08/21/2013 on We are not alone 0
#5 - Good for you. I'm not saying he's ONLY popular because of afor…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on We are not alone -1
User avatar #6 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
You said, and I quote, "the only reason he's so popular is because he has a liking of comic books and other 'nerdy' things."
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (08/21/2013) [-]
Indeed, "SO popular", implying a mass amount of his popularity is based upon his likings, not all of it
#26 - I don't know who this Kevin guy is, but he seems really gay 08/20/2013 on Face of The Internet 0

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User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took ******* YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
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