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#80 - It actually depends on which religion they're featured in. 11/22/2013 on Take a Penny Leave a Penny 0
#92 - So what, he either has to be the biggest asshole he could poss… 11/22/2013 on Red Dead Redemption Moral Code 0
#23 - It happens elsewhere, but only here is it always funny. 11/22/2013 on only in FJ 0
#183 - If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#181 - That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #182 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
The thing is. My principles and my dreams exclude each other. So one is wrong. But which? I honestly don't know.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice yourself and make it firmly, otherwise you will never grow past this stage.
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#179 - Perhaps so, but you lack confidence. Everyone gets annoying at…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #180 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
And at some point I was. But when everything I'm ever told is that I'm wrong, that I do things wrong, combined with the fact that everyone shows me that I'm wrong, then you kinda lose your faith.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with everything you do, which is why you need to stand by your own principles. Do what you believe to be best, regardless of what others may think. If it doesn't seem to be working, do not necessarily think you are doing wrong, but question WHY it isn't working.

Constantly adopting a new plan every time a single flaw is discovered gains you nothing; there will always be a flaw, true genius and perseverance is about working around them.
User avatar #182 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
The thing is. My principles and my dreams exclude each other. So one is wrong. But which? I honestly don't know.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice yourself and make it firmly, otherwise you will never grow past this stage.
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#87 - HA!HA! sargentcucumber wants to be a trap but he's too fat! Le…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on why am i getting so many... 0
User avatar #88 - sargentcucumber (11/21/2013) [-]
W-What...?
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#10 - Holy **** it's that cat from Pet Cemetery. 11/20/2013 on Awwww yeah +1
#18 - That's so cool! I know how he feels, just yesterday I met Jackie Chan! 11/20/2013 on This uneducated fucking casual 0
#10 - Eh, dating a Porn-Star doesn't seem so bad, really. I mean, it… 11/20/2013 on I see no problem 0
#32 - It's alright. Really, the only thing that would change is your Avatar. 11/20/2013 on Believe in +1
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#41 - Hey, I love my country too! In the Nazi way.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Oh, Ze Germans 0
User avatar #168 - solidderking (11/21/2013) [-]
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#22 - I wish I had such a strong chin... 11/20/2013 on But not the weekend :) +4
#16 - I remember once I was talking to Cleverbot, and I just felt li…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Cleverbot +2
User avatar #56 - manwithmanynames (11/21/2013) [-]
Did it die, becuz I started doing the same thing but it said: *dies*.
#526 - WHY ARE WE ALL KILLING OURSELVES!?!?!? THIS IS THE ST… 11/20/2013 on I deliver. +1
#159 - You, I remember you. I offered to be your friend once a long t…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/20/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #178 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
I do like myself. But I also know that I get annoying at times, especially when people show me that they want to help. I was merely stopping it before it went rotten. Happens time and time again I'm afraid.
Honestly I'mm not sure of anything altely. All I know is that however I think or do is wrong. It's always wrong and I should change everything I am. I just don't know any more. I don't know
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps so, but you lack confidence. Everyone gets annoying at times, pushing people away just makes you more-so. They wouldn't be there if they didn't like you.

No, you don't always act wrongly, you just convince yourself you do. And for as long as you believe you are doing wrong, you will continue to do so. No one on Earth can tell what you are doing better than you, so if you are indecisive and unsure, the first step will be to GET sure.
User avatar #180 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
And at some point I was. But when everything I'm ever told is that I'm wrong, that I do things wrong, combined with the fact that everyone shows me that I'm wrong, then you kinda lose your faith.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with everything you do, which is why you need to stand by your own principles. Do what you believe to be best, regardless of what others may think. If it doesn't seem to be working, do not necessarily think you are doing wrong, but question WHY it isn't working.

Constantly adopting a new plan every time a single flaw is discovered gains you nothing; there will always be a flaw, true genius and perseverance is about working around them.
User avatar #182 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
The thing is. My principles and my dreams exclude each other. So one is wrong. But which? I honestly don't know.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice yourself and make it firmly, otherwise you will never grow past this stage.
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#157 - I'd actually love to. I saw a Demo for the game and it looked … 11/20/2013 on i think i need a hug +1
#156 - Not it all! My name does not describe my sexual nature, but ra… 11/20/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
#6729675 - Okay, so, a Nun, Rabbi, and Priest are on a boat, the boat is …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6729681 - stripey (11/20/2013) [-]
#57 - Haha, I say adventuring's the life for me, and that if I could… 11/20/2013 on i think i need a hug +1

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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