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#104 - Canada, precisely. 11/02/2013 on You done fucked up 0
#5 - To steal the sign. 11/01/2013 on Thief +12
#10 - When I was still in elementary school, I once got a quarter wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on You done fucked up 0
User avatar #67 - metalskull (11/02/2013) [-]
I hope to God you live in America. Because in the UK you would be walking around with no underwear. Since pants=trousers and underwear=pants. You get the idea.
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Canada, precisely.
#23 - I actually don't like the "too old for candy" thing.… 11/01/2013 on this really upsets me +16
#28 - But if someone made the same example with Eating Boogers, and …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/01/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #265 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
A cartoon show isn't as unpleasing as eating boogers...
User avatar #266 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Not to you, but to others it may very well be.
User avatar #267 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I don't see how anyone with that mentality deserves any kind of respect.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean "that mentality"? That they don't LIKE things? Are you saying that your opinion is more solidified and founded, more deserving of respect than theirs?

It's an opinion, sir. They dislike it as much as you dislike something unappetizing. Why? Because people are different, that's why, and to say that they are undeserving of respect just because they view something differently than yourself certainly says a lot about YOUR character...
User avatar #269 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
No, I never said that.
The fact that they find a cartoon as unpleasing as a booger just shows immaturity.
Here's an example. I personally dislike anime. Almost hate it, if you will. Although if I see a reaction picture featuring an anime character I don't get sick to my stomach. Hell, if it fits the comment I even like it.
User avatar #270 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And yet if you don't like something it is perfectly within your right to thumb it down, that's the whole point of it; if they don't like it, they should be able to utilize it regardless of how others may feel.
User avatar #271 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Of course, I however still have the right to judge them based on the reason why they thumbed the whole comment down, not because they disagree with its message, but because they simply dislike the picture the person used, something that holds little to no importance.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they thumbed it down is no better than them thumbing down over a picture in the first place.
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#51 - Actually there are still many gods of old being worshiped toda… 11/01/2013 on Graveyard for the gods +3
#21 - It's not the fact they're defending it, it's the fact that the…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/01/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #26 - spior (11/01/2013) [-]
I agree, but they still have a perfectly valid point, and bashing them just because ponies is wrong as well.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/01/2013) [-]
But if someone made the same example with Eating Boogers, and posted pictures of them doing it, I doubt YOU would be too happy to see that, am I correct?
User avatar #265 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
A cartoon show isn't as unpleasing as eating boogers...
User avatar #266 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Not to you, but to others it may very well be.
User avatar #267 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I don't see how anyone with that mentality deserves any kind of respect.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean "that mentality"? That they don't LIKE things? Are you saying that your opinion is more solidified and founded, more deserving of respect than theirs?

It's an opinion, sir. They dislike it as much as you dislike something unappetizing. Why? Because people are different, that's why, and to say that they are undeserving of respect just because they view something differently than yourself certainly says a lot about YOUR character...
User avatar #269 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
No, I never said that.
The fact that they find a cartoon as unpleasing as a booger just shows immaturity.
Here's an example. I personally dislike anime. Almost hate it, if you will. Although if I see a reaction picture featuring an anime character I don't get sick to my stomach. Hell, if it fits the comment I even like it.
User avatar #270 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And yet if you don't like something it is perfectly within your right to thumb it down, that's the whole point of it; if they don't like it, they should be able to utilize it regardless of how others may feel.
User avatar #271 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Of course, I however still have the right to judge them based on the reason why they thumbed the whole comment down, not because they disagree with its message, but because they simply dislike the picture the person used, something that holds little to no importance.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they thumbed it down is no better than them thumbing down over a picture in the first place.
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#5 - For some reason, this is far more horrifying than I expected it to be. 11/01/2013 on Motion Sensors at Work +9
#3 - Isn't that a Yu-Gi-Oh monster?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on Pumpkin King 0
#5 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
#13 - Oh, that's good to know. I'm glad I'll be able to tell whether… 10/31/2013 on How to tell them apart 0
#28 - AmusingJunk 10/31/2013 on Mildly Amusing Junk +1
#164 - You disturbed my fappin' time. 10/31/2013 on Everytime I login.. +1
#146 - I would feel sympathy for you guys, but it's your own *… 10/31/2013 on Everytime I login.. 0
#6 - Little do the civilians know, it was actually Kim Jong Un 10/31/2013 on This guy just won costume cont +1
#18 - Huh, I wondered why Abe Lincoln was featured in the video game… 10/31/2013 on so.. did you know? 0
#66 - You can SEE the splatter when he hits the wall... 10/31/2013 on keep rollin 0
#44 - Fun Fact: Taka can also be used to reference garbage, or trash… 10/30/2013 on Disney 0
#107 - I have no time for vagina when knowledge is on the line. 10/30/2013 on Pretty neat +1
#32 - I'm pretty sure in the Wiki it just says he pissed off a bunch… 10/30/2013 on Disney 0
#64 - "Wasn't asking you". I'm sorry if you didn't, as it …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Crosman Products 0
User avatar #67 - garymotherfinoak (10/30/2013) [-]
ees okey
#63 - The point I was trying to make is that, more often than not it… 10/30/2013 on Crosman Products -2
#20 - Actually, the story goes like this... If I remember c…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Disney +138
#98 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that's not true. The incident with the wildebeest was an attempt by Taka to set Mufasa up for failure and trick him. What the trick exactly was, I'm not sure, but it backfired and Taka got a tusk in the face. He asked to be called "Scar" to remind him of his failure.

That's right from one of the Lion King books, and I have put a substantial amount of time into researching this stuff. I freaking love that movie.
User avatar #72 - TestesFly (10/30/2013) [-]
That's because Scar is literally just Claudius as a Lion.
User avatar #75 - claudius (10/30/2013) [-]
Roar.
#68 - fizzor (10/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 - patrickhaha (10/30/2013) [-]
It's funny... Every character has a name that translates from Swahili or Zulu... Scar's is interesting... "Taka" is translated to desire, or want. Which is also a trait he holds, he is envious of Mufasa's status, how he is loved and looked up to, he desires to be like his brother, to be king... Disney even went full on with the name's of the characters matching their personalities. I love it!
#99 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
Actually "Taka" just means "scar".
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (10/30/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: Taka can also be used to reference garbage, or trash, further hinting to his abuse and mistreatment when he was a cub.
#39 - articulate (10/30/2013) [-]
Scar was always my favorite character.
User avatar #33 - azzlack (10/30/2013) [-]
Damn you learn something everyday.
User avatar #30 - deadadventurer (10/30/2013) [-]
Damn. And all these years I just thought he was a pretty cool asshole.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure in the Wiki it just says he pissed off a bunch of bison or something, but the comics make it very clear he was looking for recognition.

If it makes you feel better, I THINK he was eventually recognized by Mufasa, their father, and the rest of the herd as the smartest lion of the tribe, although it was like adding insult to injury at that point.
#45 - If I may ask, why would you think so? Ah! But that IS… 10/30/2013 on Crosman Products 0
#41 - Because you snapped at me, yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Crosman Products 0
User avatar #55 - garymotherfinoak (10/30/2013) [-]
i didn't think i snapped... :/
was it the first thing i said being 'i wasnt talking to you?'
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (10/30/2013) [-]
"Wasn't asking you". I'm sorry if you didn't, as it is hard to tell emotions over text, it just 'felt' like you said it in an aggressive tone. If you did not, I humbly apologize.
User avatar #67 - garymotherfinoak (10/30/2013) [-]
ees okey
#40 - While you do have a point, if I recall correctly, you can actu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Crosman Products 0
User avatar #44 - buttplugmaster (10/30/2013) [-]
some of them yes, but i'd have to say that 50/50 would be a stretch. Also, you have to prove they're a danger to themselves or others to force them somewhere, and at least in my state that means proving homicidal or suicidal intentions. Not an easy feat and not something you would be able to do with mania.
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (10/30/2013) [-]
If I may ask, why would you think so?

Ah! But that IS the problem, you see. Depression is bad because you tend to be sluggish and often have thoughts of suicide, Mania is bad because you tend to be over-active and have a disregard to your own safety, that's why it's a problem, both of them are (very) potentially life-threatening, if they weren't, they wouldn't be on the board. The only reason Mania is not as popular as Depression is because people literally think it is just being happy, rather than being completely off the wall (which is what it is).

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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