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#22 - Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed. Ind… 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic 0
#7 - Thank you. 11/17/2013 on So... anyone remembers... +1
#19 - Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those thing… 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#18 - I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
#15 - >I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#13 - Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#11 - And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obv…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#9 - I don't give a **** . Once you participate in sens…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #10 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay besides that all being wrong

HALF the people there were just caught in it

Only like, 15 guys were actually doing shit

Everyone else just got pulled into it
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obvious "because I disagree with it".

No they fucking weren't, if you don't want to be part of a riot you get the hell out of there, if you are just standing there watching people flip cars like an idiot than maybe a hard knock to the head would do you some good.
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#212 - Just saw a turtle evolve into a universe 10/10 … 11/17/2013 on I still feel ashamed +2
#5 - Who's that zombie lookin' bitch?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on So... anyone remembers... +1
#6 - konstantinosm (11/17/2013) [-]
Its Hel
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#6 - Honestly, I think they should have just been shot. Police shou…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +3
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE JUST COUGHT IN MIDDLE THOSE WHO WERE PART OF IT HONSTLY WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS RIGHT OT GET SHOT FOR BEING AT WRONG PLAVE IN WRONG TIME ? YEAH OFCUSE YOU DO YOU DONT GIVE SHIT BAOUT INCCENT POEL OR ANYTHING YOUR JSUT DICK WHO LIKE SOMTHIGN TO BE DONE
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, completely ignoring that clusterfuck of a sentence, all I could really make out of it was "Innocent people might be hurt" and "You're a dick"

For your first comment, I actually already addressed that...three times, as a matter of fact, if you would just take the time to read down. And as to your second comment, yes, a lot of people do think I am a dick, but I would get things done and I can promise that if they used my method, the Vancouver riots would have been over in 5 minuets.
User avatar #8 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
What am human rights
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't give a shit. Once you participate in senseless violence and rampant destruction, you are a criminal, and once you are a criminal you forsake any rights society may have given you. You become nothing but scum, a parasite to be snuffed out by an iron hand.

Hell, if it were my choice they would use REAL bullets, but then I'd get too many complaints, to rubber bullets, massive bruises, and broken jaws would have to do.
User avatar #10 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay besides that all being wrong

HALF the people there were just caught in it

Only like, 15 guys were actually doing shit

Everyone else just got pulled into it
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obvious "because I disagree with it".

No they fucking weren't, if you don't want to be part of a riot you get the hell out of there, if you are just standing there watching people flip cars like an idiot than maybe a hard knock to the head would do you some good.
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
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#73 - Indeed, and I have just changed my argument to be more fitting…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Single player 0
User avatar #76 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
There's excusing and then there's condemning the whole game because of it. There is literally no more nunace to the statement "The multiplayer is good, the singleplayer is garbage and as such the game is ok" than saying "The multiplayer is good but the singleplayer is garbage, therefore the game is garbage". One, however, takes into account everything and gives a statement balancing everything. The other is reaching for a verdict just taking into account what you care to take into account.

Judgement on anything cannot be passed as a "Thumbs up/thumbs down" approach if you truly care for it. You have to mention the nuances. You can say "This game has very good graphis. The dialogue, however, feels stiff and unatural" There is no reason why one statement should override the other one. They both exist, and if you chose to discard one that is your choice. It is not a complete view of the material, and you cannot pass a judgement of the entirety of it based on half of it.
#72 - *Unless a game is made expressly for the multiplayer aspect, h… 11/17/2013 on Single player 0
#59 - Because a game is supposed to be made FOR singleplayer, the mu…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Single player 0
#61 - Neodude (11/17/2013) [-]
You can't say game are made for single player anymore, when there are entire, highly successful genres that have no single player.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
*Unless a game is made expressly for the multiplayer aspect, having a good multiplayer does not excuse a poor singleplayer.
User avatar #60 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
That's like saying "Games are supposed to be made for tables". Every bit of game design it's valid. What about Wow? MAG? TF2? Those games literally can't stand on multiplayer, you can't argue they're bad games (OK, Maybe MAG). I am playing devil's advocate because I don't play multiplayer, but saying that just because you don't care about other parts of the game therefore they should just be considered extras to the part that makes you actually care is too near-sighted.

Super Smash Bros. is not made for singleplayer, it's made for multiplayer. That franchise get's old incredibly fast if you're alone. Same for fighting games. Party games? Theres hundreds of games that just stand on multiplayer; from deathmach to mash a to get a star. And they're well designed, just 'cause you or Yahtzee don't care for it doesn't make it bad.
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, and I have just changed my argument to be more fitting. *Unless a game is expressly made for the multiplayer aspect, having a good mutliplayer does not excuse poor singleplayer.

Your logic would also mean having good graphics excuses poor dialogue, or good weapons/fights excuse bad environments, they don't, it's all a big framework and the weakest link is only going to hold the rest back. I mean, you could literally have the greatest tasting jello on the planet, but even if only 1% of it is poop, nobody is ever going to eat it*

*That is, unless they have a fetish for it.
User avatar #76 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
There's excusing and then there's condemning the whole game because of it. There is literally no more nunace to the statement "The multiplayer is good, the singleplayer is garbage and as such the game is ok" than saying "The multiplayer is good but the singleplayer is garbage, therefore the game is garbage". One, however, takes into account everything and gives a statement balancing everything. The other is reaching for a verdict just taking into account what you care to take into account.

Judgement on anything cannot be passed as a "Thumbs up/thumbs down" approach if you truly care for it. You have to mention the nuances. You can say "This game has very good graphis. The dialogue, however, feels stiff and unatural" There is no reason why one statement should override the other one. They both exist, and if you chose to discard one that is your choice. It is not a complete view of the material, and you cannot pass a judgement of the entirety of it based on half of it.
#55 - I disagree with your disagreement.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Single player 0
User avatar #56 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
Would you care to elaborate on why, say, a game could not stand on multiplayer alone? Why is a game allowed to have a shitty multiplayer as long as the singleplayer bit is good?
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Because a game is supposed to be made FOR singleplayer, the multiplayer is just a bonus. If a bonus is better than the thing itself, it's not much of a thing. If the single-player is bad, it doesn't matter how good the multiplayer is, it doesn't make up for the fact that the singleplayer sucks. That's all.
#61 - Neodude (11/17/2013) [-]
You can't say game are made for single player anymore, when there are entire, highly successful genres that have no single player.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
*Unless a game is made expressly for the multiplayer aspect, having a good multiplayer does not excuse a poor singleplayer.
User avatar #60 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
That's like saying "Games are supposed to be made for tables". Every bit of game design it's valid. What about Wow? MAG? TF2? Those games literally can't stand on multiplayer, you can't argue they're bad games (OK, Maybe MAG). I am playing devil's advocate because I don't play multiplayer, but saying that just because you don't care about other parts of the game therefore they should just be considered extras to the part that makes you actually care is too near-sighted.

Super Smash Bros. is not made for singleplayer, it's made for multiplayer. That franchise get's old incredibly fast if you're alone. Same for fighting games. Party games? Theres hundreds of games that just stand on multiplayer; from deathmach to mash a to get a star. And they're well designed, just 'cause you or Yahtzee don't care for it doesn't make it bad.
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, and I have just changed my argument to be more fitting. *Unless a game is expressly made for the multiplayer aspect, having a good mutliplayer does not excuse poor singleplayer.

Your logic would also mean having good graphics excuses poor dialogue, or good weapons/fights excuse bad environments, they don't, it's all a big framework and the weakest link is only going to hold the rest back. I mean, you could literally have the greatest tasting jello on the planet, but even if only 1% of it is poop, nobody is ever going to eat it*

*That is, unless they have a fetish for it.
User avatar #76 - thebestpieever (11/17/2013) [-]
There's excusing and then there's condemning the whole game because of it. There is literally no more nunace to the statement "The multiplayer is good, the singleplayer is garbage and as such the game is ok" than saying "The multiplayer is good but the singleplayer is garbage, therefore the game is garbage". One, however, takes into account everything and gives a statement balancing everything. The other is reaching for a verdict just taking into account what you care to take into account.

Judgement on anything cannot be passed as a "Thumbs up/thumbs down" approach if you truly care for it. You have to mention the nuances. You can say "This game has very good graphis. The dialogue, however, feels stiff and unatural" There is no reason why one statement should override the other one. They both exist, and if you chose to discard one that is your choice. It is not a complete view of the material, and you cannot pass a judgement of the entirety of it based on half of it.
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User avatar #53 - indigobob (11/17/2013) [-]
I completely agree
#50 - feupy (11/17/2013) [-]
I can understand this
#108 - gcloud (11/17/2013) [-]
just cuz
#11 - I remember playing a DBZ game with my friends, and we were jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Watch out for raging blast +2
#14 - jonnythan (11/17/2013) [-]
when did piccolo die?
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
In the game, I forgot to save after a while and I died and didn't feel like going through all it again. Similar to my experience in Halo.
#7 - So does this. 11/17/2013 on pantyhose 0
#6 - This makes me uncomfortable. 11/17/2013 on pantyhose 0
#15 - What a way to find out he sticks your tampons up his ass. 11/17/2013 on What I'll do to my mans... 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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