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#272 - Then it simply seems like we're going to be disagreeing for et…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#273 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh well, nice chatting with you.
#268 - All that aside, I never said this analysis was this way for ev… 12/05/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#267 - Nor would I want you to. If I wanted people to swoon over me I…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#271 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
I see you're not a cynic, but I still argue that people don't intentionally make things harder for themselves, even subconsciously, short of sin. In our natural state, our conscious and subconscious is always trying to solve problems, not create them. Guilt and sin complicate things, but that's not our natural free state.

People procrastinate due to lack of foresight. At any given point in time, they would rather be doing something else, so they keep telling themselves it can wait until the very moment they have to do the work. This may be due to the underdevelopment of the frontal cortex in minors which contributes significantly to foresight and planning for the future.

When someone doesn't want your help, it's usually because they want to do it themselves and gain the experience. If you help them, it won't be all theirs. If it's a big project they'll be wise to work with a team, but having the vision, they'll want to lead it, and may not be confident in their leadership skills to acquire help.

About people who knit-pick for no good reason, I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but they may do so as a personal attack (such as pointing out grammar instead addressing an argument), or because they don't have a clear vision and can't see what's important.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Then it simply seems like we're going to be disagreeing for eternity, as both of our reasonings toward our stand-point are subjective and can neither be proven or disputed, but purely up to opinion.

In any case you may keep the opinion you like and I shall keep mine.
#273 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh well, nice chatting with you.
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#18 - Being brave isn't actually that hard when you just have the ri… 12/04/2013 on facing your fears 0
#29 - I, for one, think it's refreshing to see a male character in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Truly 0
User avatar #32 - infinitereaper (12/04/2013) [-]
Believe it or not Araragi is pretty loyal to his girlfriend. Shinobu just happens to be bound to him because of what happened when she was a full fledged vampire. Other than that, Araragi is definitely a pervert, but he's an honest pervert, and I like that about him.
#253 - It does make sense and you're right (For future reference, wha…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#265 - cabbagemayhem (12/04/2013) [-]
Everyone is an Asshole As a warning, I'm not going to jerk you off. Just so you know, the term Protagonist Syndrome is a trope with a different meaning, which might explain why more than one person here made up the term. Thought Vibration is what it's called in the Law of Attraction, but that's only one school of thought on the subject.

I have two problems with that analysis. First, it says people, in general, intentionally make things harder for themselves. I believe that, naturally, people do the best they can for the well-being of themselves and those around them. People who exaggerate their trials just do so to make other people as impressed as they are, or to appear stronger having overcome it. Regarding knit-picking, there's always something to improve, and people will tell you what it is once they get comfortable. If someone throws away another solution to work on their own, it's because they want it to be their own creation. Often, the only reason people start a project is to see if they can do it, and gain the experience.

Second, it seems to imply that feeling special is necessarily a negative. You may have just meant feeling special is a negative in the context of a depression, but I would like to explicitly state that feeling special is not necessarily something that needs to be fixed. On the contrary, the loss of feeling special might be what needs fixing in some people.

Otherwise, interesting analysis.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
All that aside, I never said this analysis was this way for everyone, because not everyone is like this. It's only to describe the reason why some people simultaneously hate themselves as well as see themselves as better than everyone else around them.

I believe that everyone is naturally good hearted and compassionate toward their fellow man, and that they would gladly help someone in need provided they felt they could afford it. I also believe that everyone IS actually special and has the potential to go amazing things that change the world regardless of who they are, it's only a matter of reaching out for it.

I am not a cynic, nor a pessimist, nor one from the "Humanity is a Plague" crowd, and I apologize if I gave you that impression.
User avatar #267 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Nor would I want you to. If I wanted people to swoon over me I would have used much bigger words and have been much kinder.

And indeed that's what it is, but I was just reciting it off other self-helps books I read. Besides, as far as I know the law of attraction is not supposed to effect subjective matters (such as religion, for example).

People DO intentionally make things harder for themselves, even if it's just subconsciously. Let's take schoolwork for example. Many people here are still going to school and have a project due in right now, yet they are happily slacking a way, justifying their procrastination and time-wasting in different ways, and then when the project is finally due and they rush it and fail they whine and complain saying that school is too hard. Or (and I'm sure you've experienced this before) such as when people are having a very hard time with a menial task but the moment you try to help them they snap at you and say they got it, then continue to excessively struggle and strain and complain. And you can't even pass that off as poor judgement because, clinical retardation aside, it's quite impossible to see that by wasting time you are making something harder for yourself.

Indeed, your explanation would make sense except for the fact they do not knit-pick to make better, they knit-pick in order to make worse. They do not knit-pick to offer help or advice or expertise but only so that they can complain, and that is the difference.

Except, again, they don't. That might be their conscious reason for doing it, but otherwise they simply do not want to receive any type of help because they think any plan but theirs is not good, and then blame every other person for why they cannot find the time to finish it.

Oh, not at all good sir. Feeling special is a GOOD thing because everyone is, the only thing I was stating is that you should not be 'special' just because you're conscious, you need to work for the feelings.
#271 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
I see you're not a cynic, but I still argue that people don't intentionally make things harder for themselves, even subconsciously, short of sin. In our natural state, our conscious and subconscious is always trying to solve problems, not create them. Guilt and sin complicate things, but that's not our natural free state.

People procrastinate due to lack of foresight. At any given point in time, they would rather be doing something else, so they keep telling themselves it can wait until the very moment they have to do the work. This may be due to the underdevelopment of the frontal cortex in minors which contributes significantly to foresight and planning for the future.

When someone doesn't want your help, it's usually because they want to do it themselves and gain the experience. If you help them, it won't be all theirs. If it's a big project they'll be wise to work with a team, but having the vision, they'll want to lead it, and may not be confident in their leadership skills to acquire help.

About people who knit-pick for no good reason, I'm not sure who you're thinking of, but they may do so as a personal attack (such as pointing out grammar instead addressing an argument), or because they don't have a clear vision and can't see what's important.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (12/05/2013) [-]
Then it simply seems like we're going to be disagreeing for eternity, as both of our reasonings toward our stand-point are subjective and can neither be proven or disputed, but purely up to opinion.

In any case you may keep the opinion you like and I shall keep mine.
#273 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh well, nice chatting with you.
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User avatar #255 - theodordronen (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me the name of it, will make explaining it to people a lot easier ^^

I do kinda think it indulges people in being comfortable with something negative as you provide a problem without much of a cure. Anyone admitting to suffering from it, do so because we are living in a culture of non-mainstream coolness and whatever works (yes in this case having a "cool sounding" syndrome could be considered a trait the appreciate) makes them even more casually endeered to it.

Although I will stop there, as you seem more knowledgable then me on the subject.
#251 - I'm afraid I do not have the patience for it. I'd rather peopl… 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#250 - I will always be here when you need me, sir. Feel free to cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
User avatar #266 - puregarbage (12/04/2013) [-]
Greatly noted
#249 - Good. You have desire, you have curiosity, you have d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#254 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Aye.
#248 - Thank you very much sir, but I make my own. My intere…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
User avatar #252 - ugottanked (12/04/2013) [-]
and that is completely understandable and a fine goal to strive for
#39 - Unfortunately, a lot of problems revolved around fear or inact… 12/04/2013 on Are you feeling okay? 0
#191 - I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +2
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
#184 - This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +3
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
#180 - Of course it does. That's why I said it. 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#179 - No need, I'm going to post it here as I promised some time ago.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +2
#181 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
captainfuckitall 4 prez 2016
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining the military in an attempt to gain the funding, records, connections, and skillset needed to be taken seriously in a political office in Canada, while garnering the support of the people through my advice columns and general benevolence regarding their best interests and the interests of the country.

So, realistically, you didn't even know how right you were when making that comment.
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
#143 - Well, why? 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#115 - Stay tuned, folks. I'm writing a volume on how to win at life,…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +11
User avatar #228 - ugottanked (12/03/2013) [-]
writing a volume eh?

good luck fellow writer
User avatar #248 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Thank you very much sir, but I make my own.

My interest isn't in glory or wealth or fame, if I wanted power I would simply keep all the information to myself and use it as an edge. My goal is to educate and allow everyone to reach their fullest potential should they so choose, and it's quite hard to do that without knowledge and insight.
User avatar #252 - ugottanked (12/04/2013) [-]
and that is completely understandable and a fine goal to strive for
User avatar #177 - alexsinco (12/03/2013) [-]
where will i be able to find this in the future?
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
No need, I'm going to post it here as I promised some time ago.
#181 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
captainfuckitall 4 prez 2016
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
This is actually my plan, believe it or not. I'm even joining the military in an attempt to gain the funding, records, connections, and skillset needed to be taken seriously in a political office in Canada, while garnering the support of the people through my advice columns and general benevolence regarding their best interests and the interests of the country.

So, realistically, you didn't even know how right you were when making that comment.
User avatar #188 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
Damn I don't know how equipped you would be to run a country but you seem really rational and patient, good qualities for a leader to have. I am not really sure how it is in Canada but here in America its helpful to become governor before running if you haven't considered it first
User avatar #191 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
I have, I'm willing to take whatever position I need to to get myself into a better position. I understand that running a country is harder than I could ever comprehend, but I'm willing to take on any weight for the betterment and prosperity of my people and my country.

Ideally, my country being the entire world, and my people being the human race.
User avatar #234 - marinepenguin (12/03/2013) [-]
If you were elected I'd move to Canada.
User avatar #194 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
As scary as the thought of someone who browses funnyjunk leading the world, believe me I would pick you over anyone else on thsi site
#69 - That picture's so large my screen almost cracked. 12/03/2013 on Mitch wanted to say hi... +1
#45 - Pfftt, those damn jews pushing their race mixing again... …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane 0
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (12/03/2013) [-]
*twitch*

ha ha ha ha....
#108 - I don't know if this comment was serious or not, but if … 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#106 - Oh, no, no. "Protagonist Syndrome" is something diff… 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0
#104 - Except that's not the word I'm looking for at all. Na…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +4
User avatar #105 - sardinez (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but no doctor would diagnose someone with masochistic protaganist syndrome, yet at least. It's still classified narcissism
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh, no, no. "Protagonist Syndrome" is something different entirely as explained below. I have yet to come up with a technical word for the former. Probably something like "Sage-Suffrage"
#101 - Eh, it is perfectly within your right to disagree, although I … 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +2
#98 - Of course I know my **** , I hang out with you a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +11
User avatar #139 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
Finally there's actually a user around here who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.
User avatar #141 - takesomemorewater (12/03/2013) [-]
actually actually actually

I hate myself sometimes...
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (12/03/2013) [-]
Well, why?
#91 - There it is. Don't know if you've seen it. 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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