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#9 - Mozart was the same. If all classical music was split into dif…  [+] (4 replies) 12/26/2015 on Shake da speare +18
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#14 - nerduin (12/26/2015) [-]
Leck mich im Arsch Mozarts great masterpiece "Leck mich im Arsch" literally lick me inside my ass.
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#11 - rejakted (12/26/2015) [-]
No wonder people think he's still alive!
I'm not Mozart.
#20 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Dude, Mozart's not still alive. No way I could even live that long.
#21 - rejakted (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I wonder why people think that.
No way you're still alive, man.
#2 - Are you kidding? It's Tumblr, she probably hasn't even gone ou…  [+] (4 replies) 12/26/2015 on White numbers +59
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#4 - zetsuboukamina (12/26/2015) [-]
To be fair, neither have we.
#6 - manza (12/26/2015) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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#9 - redrangerpower (12/26/2015) [-]
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#8 - warioteam (12/26/2015) [-]
holy shit this is a vintage meme
this was what, 2011?
#5 - Picture 12/26/2015 on Kek +4
#11 - Generally, Nazism is rising in popularity all over Europe (rel…  [+] (4 replies) 12/26/2015 on (untitled) +5
#15 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/26/2015) [-]
>The holocaust happened.
#16 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2015) [-]
#13 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
it's not really tho
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#14 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2015) [-]
It's not what? Rising in popularity or strong and rigid?

I can't necessarily prove the first, as it's actually illegal in most of Europe and Canada to identify as a Nazi and hold public gatherings, so the only declaration of Nazi groups are those in rather lawless or unenforced areas, still, even considering that, the amount of groups popping up IN those areas and declaring their views ARE increasing.

And as for strong and rigid, it turned one of the worst economies in the world into a power house. I'd say it did pretty well.
#6 - Yes 12/26/2015 on Japan tells a joke 0
#25 - Really though, what does she expect? She's the one who treats …  [+] (2 replies) 12/26/2015 on Bomango - 16 +7
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#36 - thepizzadevourer (12/26/2015) [-]
Meh, I mean, in a lot of ways characters like Han Solo are the exact same way. Sure, they cause a lot of their own problems and don't always treat others decently, but we love 'em anyways because we know they'd die before they let something bad happen to their friends.
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#63 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2015) [-]
She was literally about to kill him in a blind rage. Even if she regretted it afterwards, it still shows exactly how poor her character is in terms of human decency. She got mocked and made a fool of by someone SHE mocks and makes a fool of all the time, and she got so razzled she nearly killed him.
#25 - You're right that for most mature Sith, their rage and passion…  [+] (5 replies) 12/26/2015 on TR-8R Strikes Back! (part 2) +2
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#43 - runelh (12/26/2015) [-]
THe only problem being, Kylo isn't a sith. He's a Knight of Ren. It isn't indicated anywhere that he is a sith. People only assume that because he is a dark side user. So far as we know, he's a knight of Ren but no sith, not even a sith apprentice.
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#44 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2015) [-]
But he FOLLOWS a Sith Lord, and idealizes another as well. Naturally he would wish to follow and adhere to the Sith teachings.
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#46 - runelh (12/26/2015) [-]
We don't know if Snoke is a sith yet, TBH. At least not from the movie. It never states anywhere that Snoke is a sith... Only a dark side user, and if we follow the canon, Rule of two, Snoke couldn't had been a sith either, I think he also was alive during the clone wars and since Palpy never took him in as apprentice in all the changes he had in them leads me to assume that he isn't a sith. If he never was trained has a sith either, he might call himself one, but can never truly be one completely, since all sith are death and Palpatine worked real trying to hide his sith ways (Which we see in the new Lando Comics where he his willing to blow up his private yacht with ancient sith relics, rather than let it be stolen)
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#48 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2015) [-]
Actually, the Rule of Two is something constantly disputed among the Sith in the expanded universe. Some people believe it to lead to the best while others believe that it only weakens the Sith.

Regardless, as it stands, the rule of two is ineffective as there COULD just be two Sith lords who never met and still regard themselves as Sith while each taking on one apprentice. In fact, I think that's exactly what the rule 'is', that there can only BE one master to one apprentice, rather than only two Sith in the entirety of the galaxy.

And pardon what I said before. I thought it was confirmed somewhere that Snoke was a Sith Lord, but so far it's only 'likely', as he is a powerful Dark-Side practitioner and possesses items (such as the garments) a Sith Lord would otherwise have.
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#49 - runelh (12/26/2015) [-]
And what you described happens in the Clone Wars TV Series, where Darth Maul takes on his brother as a Sith apprentice and proclaims himself the sith master. Yes it can happen! But then those two 'parties' of sith tries to destroy each other, because there can only be two. Palpatine hunts Maul and brother down and proclaims himself that there can only be two.

So if Snoke was truly a Sith during the time as Darth Sidious, I am pretty sure that Sidious would had know and hunted him down for two reason
1) As stated before, all sith follows the rule of two and if there was to be other sith lords, their goal would always be to destroy them.
2) Because it could seriously mess with Sidious plans to become emperor, the second reason he also hunted down Maul, he was a threat to compromise his plans.

And I don't want to dispute the EU even though it isn't canon, since I see that most of it is canon until proven otherwise in the new canon.

But for what is canon and what I know, I personally don't think Snoke is a Sith Lord. It might turn out otherwise, who knows. But to me it seems like Disney (or lucasfilm since disney isn't writing it) are trying to do their own thing with elements from EU/Legends.
#27 - I don't quite understand the ending. What's the significance o…  [+] (7 replies) 12/25/2015 on Erma Christmas. +22
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#62 - tyrson (12/26/2015) [-]
The comic is about how strong the bonds of between the dead and there loved ones is for 1 day out of the year, but the picture at the end reminds us that the bonds we have with the living are always there (as opposed to once a year).
So be as close with your families as you can, or something like that.
#41 - Empirehacker (12/26/2015) [-]
Importance of family?
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#39 - anarchyamongants (12/26/2015) [-]
The guy lost his little girl and his wife, however instead of moving on they stayed with him as powerful poltergeists
I have no idea i'm just pulling shit out of my arse
#71 - einsampibroch (12/26/2015) [-]
That must be one satisfying shit. Had I not known the story to Erma (child of some dood and Grudge Lady), this would be and acceptable alternate backstory.
#69 - justleaving (12/26/2015) [-]
Well I think you got a point there
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#52 - dreygur (12/26/2015) [-]
You really are. I'm pretty sure the guy just nailed the woman from Grudge/The Ring or whatever
#56 - jellykuba (12/26/2015) [-]
#30 - 50 couples come back  [+] (1 reply) 12/23/2015 on Join the navy 0
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#35 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/24/2015) [-]
50 couples... So... 100 people/all people come back?
A couple are usually 2 people so 50 x 2 = 100.
#68 - Well surely you MUST know. There absolutely has to be a point…  [+] (2 replies) 12/23/2015 on Creepy dog 0
#71 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
I mean, maybe its the fact that the gal will do literally anything, in the pursuit of pleasure, even eat her own shit. I personally don't want to eat shit, but seeing someone else do it, is somehow erotic
#77 - pongldr (12/23/2015) [-]