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|#10 - Oh I don't know, man. I don't think any of them are ex stones.||04/23/2014 on Pebble Shore Lake, Glacier...||0|
|#9 - The one quote that always stuck with me from Good Will Hunting… [+] (10 new replies)||04/23/2014 on Books!||+9|
#13 - ronyx (04/23/2014) [-]
While it's true, you have to also realize that you need the diploma. Nobody will take your application seriously unless they can verify that you have a masters degree or a PH. Are you going to let somebody that has no PH D perform a heart surgery on you? Plus companies can get sued if they hire somebody for a really technical job that requires say, a masters degree and they fuck up. They could get sued for hiring people with no qualifications.
#67 - krobeles (04/23/2014) [-]
Not true. In Denmark, you can. We dont need to show up at all to the classes. There are something (Assignments, labratory work) which you cant skip, but other than that, you can just sign up for an exam and take it when its time. If you pass, you've passed the subject. We had a dude like that back in first block. We called him "The Ghost Student".
I think he ended up dropping out, though...
#25 - satansferret (04/23/2014) [-]
For the most part it's stupid. You sit through literally hundreds of hours of information being regurgitated from text. In the majority of my classes the professor can't even see the tests until the day before our exams. Higher Education is a for profit business in the US.
|#51 - I'm sorry to hear that, friend. But it is better that it happe…||04/23/2014 on Corn Dogs||+1|
|#50 - I do understand human nature, and Silver Quantum is right in t…||04/23/2014 on Corn Dogs||0|
|#40 - Question...how do we know that's her stomach?||04/22/2014 on title||0|
|#14 - Well they're actually not very far apart in age, but it's just…||04/22/2014 on THAT"S YUGI!||0|
|#52 - Picture||04/22/2014 on How heartwarming...||+2|
|#3 - "No fall damage" What kind of ******* … [+] (3 new replies)||04/22/2014 on Like a Cat||+46|
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|#14 - Don't they take that form before they attack?... [+] (1 new reply)||04/22/2014 on Looking all seductive like||0|
|#21 - >Implying hiring a cat isn't the best business based decisi…||04/22/2014 on Mr. Cat.||+1|
|#56 - Just appreciate the free wine, man.||04/22/2014 on Truth||0|
|#25 - As much as I may get hate for this, I really don't understand … [+] (5 new replies)||04/22/2014 on Corn Dogs||-2|
#29 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
You don't understand human nature.
Marriage for instance, is a bond of mutual possession.
But such possessions are only worth something if you are the only one allowed the usage.
So cheating destroys the value of that, and therefore it is not respected, in fact very much hated.
#28 - Norulister (04/22/2014) [-]
My ex cheated on me for no reason. I made sure she was satisfied, and treated her as well as I could. She seemed absolutely faithful, so it came to me as a surprise. Kicked that bitch out as soon as I knew. Just goes to show that no matter how good you treat a girl, you'll never know if she'll stab you in the back.
|#28 - So did I.||04/22/2014 on neat||0|
|#83 - Great idea except for the fact that it would take months to co…||04/22/2014 on Why are we not funding this||0|
|#16 - My dad asked me if I was gay when I said I liked Coldplay. I d… [+] (3 new replies)||04/22/2014 on greatest hits||+4|
|#33 - With a dog it's an accident, with a cat it probably happened o… [+] (1 new reply)||04/22/2014 on Such regret||0|
|#17 - This made me cringe.||04/22/2014 on Snape the baggage man||+1|
|#486 - It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a m…||04/22/2014 on captainfuckitall's profile||0|
|#484 - Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was delete… [+] (2 new replies)||04/22/2014 on captainfuckitall's profile||0|
#486 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
|#61 - Okay.||04/22/2014 on Craigslist||0|
|#19 - I'll have you as a friend, that made me giggle.||04/22/2014 on Friendship Garden||0|
|#59 - No, that just means YOU'RE stupid, not the idea. If you value … [+] (2 new replies)||04/22/2014 on Craigslist||0|
#60 - BloodyTurds (04/22/2014) [-]
using a laptop wouldn't be very efficient, as it probably wouldn't cover you as well as... lets say an umbrella...
and also i'm not debating the intelligence of a concept (which obviously has no brain, because it doesn't even exist in this world)
and i'm not even calling someone stupid for having the idea.. (hell i had the idea)
I wouldn't even call the person in your example, who values being dry over the price of a new laptop stupid, because atleast they thought about it..
I would call someone stupid for having the idea, and acting upon it without foresight, and weighing potential pros and cons of its implementation... (someone who uses the laptop as an umbrella, gets home, tries to plug it in, and is dumbfounded as to why it wont turn on...)
|#16 - No it's not, it's me being indifferent. I don't mean I ignore …||04/22/2014 on Friendship Garden||-2|
|#25 - What the **** do you have against teachers? Did some di… [+] (8 new replies)||04/22/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven?||-1|
#89 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Simply your attitude towards any sort of mention about a teachers misdeeds is enough to show me you have no idea what you are talking about and are just spewing out your ass any sort of excuse you can think of as to why I am wrong.
I have had a couple good teachers, and i've had a few GREAT teachers. But 8 out of 10 teachers I have ever met were obviously not teacher material.
Sitting behind a desk while we all read and to work sheets is NOT teaching, we can do that completely on our own, what the hell are we paying them for? to be a fucking paper dispenser? Pathetic, and so are you for thinking those kinds of people will do ANYTHING good for the future of those kids.
#90 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
I never said teachers are above reproach either; what I said was that nobody goes into teaching intending to be a dick. 9 times out of 10, it is the fault of the child for earning the ire of the teacher, rather than the teacher just being a dick. Seriously, how could you not realize that?
And yet here you are righteously promoting the idea that they are just as likely to be assholes as any other person on the street when that is simply not true. That would be like saying "Doctors don't really care about saving lives" or "Postal Workers aren't weird at all". Teachers certainly don't become teachers for the wages; they become teachers because they like to TEACH others. I don't need to think of an 'excuse' why you're wrong, you ARE wrong.
Well shit sucks for you, man. Not all teachers I've met have been hunky-dorey either and I even grew to hate some of them, but I still respect them for the effort most of them put into helping people.
That's true, but most teachers I've met don't do that; they get involved and sincerely care over the welfare of their students. Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe *Gasp* we've met different types of teachers in our lifetime and they're not all the same?!??!? I know that's a hard concept to grasp, but please try. Perhaps you've just met a few crappy ones, or perhaps your own attitude just brings out the worst in them like it brings out the worst of me (which I can completely understand why if they dislike you). But my point still stands. Nobody goes into teaching because they DON'T give a shit about kids.
#91 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha, you are terrible at this aren't you?
Many teachers do no care for the children. This is a fact, not only because many are not intent on teaching the children ANYTHING but also because they simply do not have enough time to care. 20 kids in each class, about 4-5 periods a day, that's about 100 kids. Impossible to connect or encourage each of them individually so immediately you are wrong.
Many doctors do not care about saving your life, it's more like they make more money from you when your not dead and the care stops there. They are literal drug dealers, pushing pills to increase their paycheck.
And that concept that I can't grasp about teachers not being the same? totally spot on, I did not, I repeat, DID NOT say these exact words "I have had a couple good teachers, and i've had a few GREAT teachers. But 8 out of 10 teachers I have ever met were obviously not teacher material."
Totally didn't say that, you're right. Amazing thought process you have, truly a marvel.
Please, continue this pointless argument and baffle me with your "wisdom"
#92 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Alright, well you're obviously unwilling to listen, which is fine because I'm unwilling to listen too, but communications break down the moment people STOP being willing to communicate.
Whatever, keep on hating teachers and blaming them for why they give you so much shit. I'll go on making good friends with them and learning things like most rational people do.
#95 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice, but no.
I've been working for 8 years now, since I Graduated.
But you still are in school, that much is obvious because you keep arguing all of you opinions while I speak with experience.
You don't actually read anything I type, or if you do you just ignore it. Constantly babbling about how I hate all teachers, you haven't understood a single thing I said.
|#22 - I don't think you'd find anything functioning at Wallmart||04/22/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven?||+4|