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#21 - I'm pretty sure the Moss Forest is actually green and just pho… 11/03/2013 on cool places 0
#85 - Well they had entirely different cast and crew. 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
#83 - The entire franchise is actually really good, great acting, gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
User avatar #84 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Also the last movie wasn't too great.
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Well they had entirely different cast and crew.
#79 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim +9
User avatar #80 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
You're goddamn right.
Also, that line is legendary. Very underrated script writing.
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
The entire franchise is actually really good, great acting, great relationships, great imagery, and wonderful script writing as you said. I think the only reason it fails as it does is because it simply jumps back and fourth too much; too many things change too quickly, characters act completely differently within 5 minuets of eachother, and whole movies just pick up and drop subjects where they are convenient. Seriously, if they just added an extra 30, or even 20 minuets to explain things or give some more depth, it would have been so much better.
User avatar #84 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Also the last movie wasn't too great.
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Well they had entirely different cast and crew.
#64 - And spray-painting your car to get away from police is the way… 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim +2
#56 - Eh, but it's not as frightening or horrific as being devoured …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim +1
#58 - lostress (11/02/2013) [-]
I see what you mean, but i think Rock* wanted some realism to the game
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And spray-painting your car to get away from police is the way to do that?
#48 - I know. I still want sea-monsters. 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
#56 - You think? I was always taught that a comma represents a break…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on The day Arnold became a US... 0
User avatar #57 - JariWeis (11/02/2013) [-]
I was taught that they also come when you "forge" two sentences together, or when it server the purpose of easier reading. That might be wrong, but I dunno.
#30 - (There's also a song called "Cthulhu" by Beastwars …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
User avatar #32 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Song wasn't bad. Reminds me of Dark the Suns

Dark The Sun - Rimed With Frost
shall we start sharing music?
#28 - I'm not the same user, but seriously, he's probably afraid of …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
User avatar #29 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
your description reminds me of Embrace of the Endless Ocean. Although in that song, he falls off a ship during a storm. Makes sense though, to have a fear of the unknown

Amon Amarth Embrace Of The Endless Ocean lyrics in descript
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
(There's also a song called "Cthulhu" by Beastwars which describes the ending of the book "The Call of Cthulhu" from the view of one of the sailors seeing him. It has the same message, feel, and premise).
User avatar #32 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Song wasn't bad. Reminds me of Dark the Suns

Dark The Sun - Rimed With Frost
shall we start sharing music?
#52 - Jeekim knows what's up.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on The day Arnold became a US... 0
User avatar #54 - JariWeis (11/02/2013) [-]
That shit needs a comma, I think.
"He was happier to be an American then, than the President is now..."
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
You think? I was always taught that a comma represents a break, like taking a second before you continue; but in my sentence, the way I read it in my head at least, it just went all as one coherent sentence.

I honestly don't understand exactly why I'm getting red thumbs, although I will accept them with dignity.
User avatar #57 - JariWeis (11/02/2013) [-]
I was taught that they also come when you "forge" two sentences together, or when it server the purpose of easier reading. That might be wrong, but I dunno.
#51 - Seriously? 11/02/2013 on The day Arnold became a US... 0
#26 - That's still not a sea-monster.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
User avatar #35 - fuzzyballs (11/02/2013) [-]
if you say so
#25 - Seamonsters.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim 0
User avatar #27 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask what kind?
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm not the same user, but seriously, he's probably afraid of the open ocean for that reason. Because it's cold, it's dark, it's deep, and you never know what may come up and snatch you, pulling you beneath the waves. Besides, thinking it over, the worst way to probably die is cold and alone in the middle of the sea.
User avatar #29 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
your description reminds me of Embrace of the Endless Ocean. Although in that song, he falls off a ship during a storm. Makes sense though, to have a fear of the unknown

Amon Amarth Embrace Of The Endless Ocean lyrics in descript
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
(There's also a song called "Cthulhu" by Beastwars which describes the ending of the book "The Call of Cthulhu" from the view of one of the sailors seeing him. It has the same message, feel, and premise).
User avatar #32 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Song wasn't bad. Reminds me of Dark the Suns

Dark The Sun - Rimed With Frost
shall we start sharing music?
#14 - For some reason, I REALLY want them to add a sea-monster to th…  [+] (34 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Guess I'll go for a swim +50
User avatar #118 - hydraetis (11/02/2013) [-]
I think your reason is because that would be god damn amazing.

Also everyone seems to be forgetting that GTA contains just as much shenanigans as Saint's Row, just in a different style. Anyone who has seen Achievement Hunter's Let's Play and Things To Do videos should know about that.
#89 - triggerhappywolf (11/02/2013) [-]
go out too far...
find land...
some statues...
some weeping angels...
User avatar #73 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
I would sell my fucking game.
#79 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
You're goddamn right.
Also, that line is legendary. Very underrated script writing.
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
The entire franchise is actually really good, great acting, great relationships, great imagery, and wonderful script writing as you said. I think the only reason it fails as it does is because it simply jumps back and fourth too much; too many things change too quickly, characters act completely differently within 5 minuets of eachother, and whole movies just pick up and drop subjects where they are convenient. Seriously, if they just added an extra 30, or even 20 minuets to explain things or give some more depth, it would have been so much better.
User avatar #84 - elmarcocfc (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Also the last movie wasn't too great.
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Well they had entirely different cast and crew.
#55 - lostress (11/02/2013) [-]
What ends up happening if you go to far off the map is you run out of gas, and if you get i the water when that happens you end up getting eaten by a shark
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Eh, but it's not as frightening or horrific as being devoured by an under-water abomination.
#58 - lostress (11/02/2013) [-]
I see what you mean, but i think Rock* wanted some realism to the game
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And spray-painting your car to get away from police is the way to do that?
User avatar #41 - rdnyan (11/02/2013) [-]
That's not saints row.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I know.

I still want sea-monsters.
User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs (11/02/2013) [-]
shark
they have sharks
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
That's still not a sea-monster.
User avatar #35 - fuzzyballs (11/02/2013) [-]
if you say so
User avatar #16 - timmylickens (11/02/2013) [-]
No sharks online

But still...my thalassaphobia makes me piss myself, especially when me and my friends think "what happens when you go so far out" and your vehicle dies and starts sinking...
User avatar #17 - fuzzyballs (11/02/2013) [-]
maybe they'll put animals back in in later updates?
User avatar #18 - timmylickens (11/02/2013) [-]
I hope so, but also add in scuba gear.

I really wanna go deep sea diving with my friends
User avatar #19 - fuzzyballs (11/02/2013) [-]
then go scuba diving for real instead of looking at a screen you twat
User avatar #20 - timmylickens (11/02/2013) [-]
*Suddenly hostile*

Well...If you read my other comment, I said I had thalassaphobia...and if you don't know what that is Look it up

So no...I don't think I'll ever go diving in real life.
User avatar #24 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Thalassophobia is an intense and persistent fear of the sea

How did you become afraid of the sea?
User avatar #108 - desacabose (11/02/2013) [-]
It's a giant hole that gives you just enough hope you can escape to make you try, and when you tire out it makes you watch the world gets darker as it pulls you into the abyss where you'll never be found, feasted on by hundreds of beasts. All while it sucks the last of your life from your sinking body
User avatar #111 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
That sounds like it'd make an awesome song
User avatar #31 - timmylickens (11/02/2013) [-]
I don't know when It started but when I never used to mind when I was little.

It's just that you don't know what is below you.
Even in some video games obviously, I had to stick with the basic wallets and things on farcry 3 because you needed shark skin for it

I sat by the shoreline waiting for the sharks to get close enough that I could run out and skin it without crapping myself...
#34 - iamnuff (11/02/2013) [-]
oh god.

i'm not alone!

heh, i was playing with one of my friends and he slaughted a bunch of sharks for me, lol.


I never did get the man-eater though.

also, I have only seen one shark in GTA 5, I don't think they show up intil you get to the deep blue zone.

otherwise i would never have dared to do the free money glitch.


i blame tomb-raider as a child, the sharks in that scared the shit out of me.
User avatar #33 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Fear of the unknown is quite common. Although you're the first I've heard of to have that extend to games
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Seamonsters.
User avatar #27 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Mind if I ask what kind?
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm not the same user, but seriously, he's probably afraid of the open ocean for that reason. Because it's cold, it's dark, it's deep, and you never know what may come up and snatch you, pulling you beneath the waves. Besides, thinking it over, the worst way to probably die is cold and alone in the middle of the sea.
User avatar #29 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
your description reminds me of Embrace of the Endless Ocean. Although in that song, he falls off a ship during a storm. Makes sense though, to have a fear of the unknown

Amon Amarth Embrace Of The Endless Ocean lyrics in descript
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
(There's also a song called "Cthulhu" by Beastwars which describes the ending of the book "The Call of Cthulhu" from the view of one of the sailors seeing him. It has the same message, feel, and premise).
User avatar #32 - savirleo (11/02/2013) [-]
Song wasn't bad. Reminds me of Dark the Suns

Dark The Sun - Rimed With Frost
shall we start sharing music?
#34 - Sometimes I forget these users are actually real people having…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Fat people +3
User avatar #44 - shacmaster (11/02/2013) [-]
I have no idea how in the fuck that happened. But it feels good.
#276 - Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... +1
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#274 - But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#272 - I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they th…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#31 - Stuff like this, and the stories in the comments, are really w… 11/02/2013 on You want me. 0
#30 - It makes it even sadder that you're serious. 11/02/2013 on You want me. +4
#270 - And yet if you don't like something it is perfectly within you…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #271 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Of course, I however still have the right to judge them based on the reason why they thumbed the whole comment down, not because they disagree with its message, but because they simply dislike the picture the person used, something that holds little to no importance.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they thumbed it down is no better than them thumbing down over a picture in the first place.
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#24 - He was happier to be an American then than the President is now...  [+] (8 new replies) 11/02/2013 on The day Arnold became a US... -3
User avatar #35 - sabotagesam (11/02/2013) [-]
you couldn't decide which word (than or then) is grammatically correct, so you went with both. that' the smarterest choice for sure.
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Seriously?
#38 - jeekim (11/02/2013) [-]
It's a parallelism for "American then" and "President is now" you illiterate piece of shit
User avatar #58 - sabotagesam (11/02/2013) [-]
no, i'm a lazy and judgemental piece of shit. bad combination, i know. sorry.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Jeekim knows what's up.
User avatar #54 - JariWeis (11/02/2013) [-]
That shit needs a comma, I think.
"He was happier to be an American then, than the President is now..."
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
You think? I was always taught that a comma represents a break, like taking a second before you continue; but in my sentence, the way I read it in my head at least, it just went all as one coherent sentence.

I honestly don't understand exactly why I'm getting red thumbs, although I will accept them with dignity.
User avatar #57 - JariWeis (11/02/2013) [-]
I was taught that they also come when you "forge" two sentences together, or when it server the purpose of easier reading. That might be wrong, but I dunno.
#268 - What do you mean "that mentality"? That they don't L…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #269 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
No, I never said that.
The fact that they find a cartoon as unpleasing as a booger just shows immaturity.
Here's an example. I personally dislike anime. Almost hate it, if you will. Although if I see a reaction picture featuring an anime character I don't get sick to my stomach. Hell, if it fits the comment I even like it.
User avatar #270 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And yet if you don't like something it is perfectly within your right to thumb it down, that's the whole point of it; if they don't like it, they should be able to utilize it regardless of how others may feel.
User avatar #271 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Of course, I however still have the right to judge them based on the reason why they thumbed the whole comment down, not because they disagree with its message, but because they simply dislike the picture the person used, something that holds little to no importance.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they thumbed it down is no better than them thumbing down over a picture in the first place.
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.
#266 - Not to you, but to others it may very well be.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/02/2013 on But isn't it a young adult... 0
User avatar #267 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I don't see how anyone with that mentality deserves any kind of respect.
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean "that mentality"? That they don't LIKE things? Are you saying that your opinion is more solidified and founded, more deserving of respect than theirs?

It's an opinion, sir. They dislike it as much as you dislike something unappetizing. Why? Because people are different, that's why, and to say that they are undeserving of respect just because they view something differently than yourself certainly says a lot about YOUR character...
User avatar #269 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
No, I never said that.
The fact that they find a cartoon as unpleasing as a booger just shows immaturity.
Here's an example. I personally dislike anime. Almost hate it, if you will. Although if I see a reaction picture featuring an anime character I don't get sick to my stomach. Hell, if it fits the comment I even like it.
User avatar #270 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
And yet if you don't like something it is perfectly within your right to thumb it down, that's the whole point of it; if they don't like it, they should be able to utilize it regardless of how others may feel.
User avatar #271 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
Of course, I however still have the right to judge them based on the reason why they thumbed the whole comment down, not because they disagree with its message, but because they simply dislike the picture the person used, something that holds little to no importance.
User avatar #272 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
I suppose. Still, disliking them because of the reason they thumbed it down is no better than them thumbing down over a picture in the first place.
User avatar #273 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to dislike immature people. And their actions prove just how immature they are.
User avatar #274 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
But they're not immature, they just dislike a show, the same way you may dislike a song. I mean, you're saying it just proves they are immature and childish, but it's no different than going to a rap concert and talking about how much you love Country. Ya, you can, but nobody wants to hear it, and if you keep doing it, people are gonna get annoyed.
User avatar #275 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
You missed my point.
They care more about the choice of reaction picture the person chose more than their comment.
This is wrong, this is immature. No matter how you look at it.
User avatar #276 - captainfuckitall (11/02/2013) [-]
Then I suppose we have different opinions that we shall never get around. Good day, sir.
User avatar #277 - spior (11/02/2013) [-]
T'was a nice chat.

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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