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Rank #1706 on Comments
Level 369 Comments: FJ Noble
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- "Why not stop being an unfriendly prick, this is why ever…
As of late.
"yeah, and it's my right to call you a retard for even thinking that was worth mentioning"
Try that outside the internet Mr. Keyboard Knight. Tell us about the outcome. If you open a converversation with "fucking retard" you will most likely get murdered by some ghetto bros.
Why don't you try acting the way you're acting now outside of the internet? Oh right, you'd get pulled over by cops for ignoring several stop signs.
But certainly not by you.
I doubt you even raise your voice outside the internet. Most likely you are over-polite asslicker to other people. So insult me all you want over the internet, I can't even take you serious.
Didn't you just finish telling someone else to be polite, now you are calling overy-polite people ass-lickers?
It's okay, you don't need to remain non-hypocritical. This is the internet after-all.
You should stop for a while and just look how ridiculous you sound. I guess you are unhappy with your life, so you let your frustrations out on the internet. Good luck with that.
Says the person who insults people whenever they don't agree with them.
I really hope you ONLY act like this on the internet.
No, I don't act only like this on the internet. If I see a group of bullys bullying one single person I stand next to this person instead joining the bullys. But this need courage. Spineless people like you don't even know what that means.
Oh dear, what happened here
Nothing good comes from fighting
Ha, going through my profile and thumbing down my chain comments.
Fuck you're mad. Try not to shit yourself with rage, okay buddy boy?
Not to mention blocking me... Something tells me you're not the smartest guy on the block, but I suppose that's obvious at this point.
""It's his right to log in or not" yeah, and it's my right to call you a retard for even thinking that was worth mentioning, it doesn't mean you're not gonna wanna sock me in the jaw for it. "
...and it's my right to do whatever I want. Actually you reacted you my actions which is funny and means that YOU got mad. If you didn't give any fucks, then you would not even reply.
He did it to me too! Talk about salty!
I don't care if you're trolling or not, that's hilarious!
Ah, yes, courage, which you have in droves I'm sure, defending some poor chap on the internet from those bad, bad virtual thumbs that literally have no effect on either the outside world or this site after a couple levels up.
But hey, your heart seems to be in the right place, so I'm going to tell you exactly WHY people are thumbing him down (and you, subsequently):
He is complaining about something. Instead of FIXING it, however, he opts not to, and continues to choose to complain; you can see the radical opinion change on this from his content, which is thumbed up, and his comment explaining that he is suffering by his own hand, which is thumbed down.
YOU are defending this behaviour and acting like it's a big issue when people are calling him an idiot (which he is, as is anyone who could fix a bad thing and chooses not to), hence why people are calling YOU an idiot (and justly so).
Do you understand now?
This isn't some earthly equivalent to super mean bullies picking on some unfortunate person because he's in a wheelchair. It's someone being called retarded because they never do their schoolwork and then complain about being failed in their courses.
Yeah, you could argue that it's just super duper mean to call him names anyways, but I guess the world is just a nasty place sometimes, sorry about that buckaroo. I'm sure you'll be able to get over it though, considering you have no problem freaking out at others and insulting them.
Florida Man Strikes Again
- Hey, buddy boy. You're pretty cool, alright? I like y…
Im real tired of the...
no thanks, I want to stay up.
- Yeah Yeah But hey I'm willing to be…
- The problem is that 4% is obviously enough to make a change
- But the point is that he cannot DEFEND against it. If Sauron u…
Supes and shazzam
Indeed, he is fast enough to dodge most magic attacks. Even in a magic void he is still powerful. Superman is more weak to kryptonite than anything else, magic doesn't even come close to that.
yeah but shazam isnt fast enough to tag superman if superman himself doesnt want to be tagged..
there is a difference between a person who can move at faster than light speed, and a person who can tag flash when flash doesnt want to be tagged (which would require you to move around quadrillions of times the speed of light, at least)
- Source for this?
SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER
- Except it was never like that. Here, I'll direct you to a site…
shark got your arm?
>Never like that.
You haven't been here very long, have you?
Says the autist using words like "thou". Do you respond to everyone that irks you, or just me?
- If I blocked you, you wouldn't be able to reply at all. …
shark got your arm?
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