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#3 - Eh, I don't think life is unfair at all, I think you can have …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on look at the description 0
User avatar #5 - brokenhalf (12/11/2013) [-]
life is fair? ok chew on this. im 17 years old, paying for my mothers bills. i have skin cancer, and my girlfriend was cheating on me with her ex.
i've done many charity programs, i use to help with special ed kids at school. im not a mean guy... im actually very nice... but im going to die within a couple years. but hey lifes fair...
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh wow, your story has completely changed my views! I have never once heard anyone with problems such as yourself, you're right, life is totally unfair and I shall let go of my views that I must have only been cultivating for about a week now to be toppled over so easily, and agree that life is not fair.

Is that what you wanted me to say?

You're 17 years old, okay, bad things happen at every age. You're paying for your mothers bills...why? Who is forcing you to do so? Can you not do things in order to get yourself out of that debt? And if you're going to die why are you even concerned with debt at all?

You have skin cancer, okay, well again bad things happen. I'm sure you can find some type of treatment and if not the world is your oyster.

Well if she's still your girlfriend then why is she to blame for your own stupidity? If she's no longer your girlfriend then there's no need to be emotional over that is there?

Okay, you're a nice guy, good for you. I never once talked about "Karma", I talked about hard work. Life is fair, you just got unlucky as I said (and if you actually tried to cure yourself and think positively if it would probably go a lot better)
#19 - Oh **** me, as if they were't annoying enough, no… 12/10/2013 on Change.org +8
#57 - Well, why do people even care about poop? Or sweat? Or fat? Or… 12/10/2013 on Cringe comp +6
#56 - >MTG >Boyfriend's Worst Nightmare" >Is W…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Cringe comp +4
#85 - leoroxis (12/12/2013) [-]
A 4 drop 6/6 with no drawback would never pass R&D. White/Red thinking they're the best. Have a wallpaper
User avatar #69 - meachummail (12/10/2013) [-]
especially when you have a few Debt to Deathless' in the black white deck.
#55 - "Hmm, all of these 'cring' comps have something concernin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Cringe comp +1
User avatar #78 - andimac (12/10/2013) [-]
Hi, Brony here.
He has every right to attack these faggots. I watch the show, and enjoy it, but in all these cringe comps, the people relating to MLP are idiots.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
#39 - Eh, honestly, I don't feel sympathy for that kind of thing. If… 12/10/2013 on Restored. 0
#63 - Russians. Heavy Drinkers. Heavy Fighters. Hea… 12/10/2013 on FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED +4
#331 - >Assumes I'm defending them >Assumes it's because I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... -1
#335 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
"assumes defending" Countering a post explaining how they aren't just nice people which was a reply to a post commenting about how they do good blatantly disregarding the fact that they also do bad. All your arguments have been implied statements that 'They really aren't all that bad.'

"assumes because I'm white" I didn't fuckin say that now did I you ignorant cunt? No. I said that they help "white people". Not, "they help you for being white", not "you just don't understand because you're white". That makes no fuckin difference. They help WHITE people. They aren't out to do good for man kind, they're out to do good for whites. That was my statement. The only good they do is for the only thing they don't despise and attempt to oppress/destroy. I don't give a fuck what your skin color is.

"calls me ignorant" BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN ARE! Nobody fuckin talks about the KKK like it's some charity organization throwing around the fuckin do good attitude they have for white people except for the fuckin KKK. I don't care if you have no affiliation or are racist in the slightest. They aren't good people. All you're doing is reinforcing the ideals they want people to associate with the KKK. They aren't the WBC, they don't protest funerals and tell people god hates them just so they can provoke assault and sue. They target people for no reason other than the color of their skin and tie them behind a truck driving them across country roads. Or, since you're caught up in talking about the past trying to say that I am, stringing people up from trees and watching the struggle to breathe as they slowly die for existing. I don't give a fuck if one of those lynchers went and gave homeless people food after, that's not a justification for saying they are different because they aren't heartless. They only care about whites. That is heartless fuckin enough in a world with 7.1 billion people the majority non white.
#336 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way, before you try to make some claim saying I'm just butt hurt/I'm against white people. I am white.

You're still an ignorant cunt.
#3 - As feely as this is, I can only imagine how happy his kids mus… 12/10/2013 on (untitled) +1
#10 - There was no reason to do this except to put your face on the picture 12/10/2013 on 602 653 3743! +41
#327 - No it's not, nor did I ever say their bigotry was, what I said… 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
#325 - Huh, in any case it doesn't matter as you are right anyways. 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
#324 - He wasn't that bad of a guy and he DID just want a better Germ…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... -1
User avatar #332 - nustix (12/10/2013) [-]
It's normal to take oversimplify and look at it just from one side when getting a point across and this wasn't even serious
#322 - I'm not trying to sell anything, as said I am not pushing the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #326 - AdamBaum (12/10/2013) [-]
Who does the KKK hate? I guess this is just a rumour. Just stop please, you're still trying to sell this turd, some of us don't want it, It's true tho, it's best to hate things based on facts and not rumours, KKK hates these people for no reason. You're implying that the people that hate the KKK only hate them based on rumours, like if calling them "patriotic" is gonna make us go "Huh, I guess theres more to the KKK than I thought, they're not so bad." Please. You got your thumbs up from idiots, let's just call it a day.
User avatar #327 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
No it's not, nor did I ever say their bigotry was, what I said was that they did more than just hate, which is true.

If you could stop trying to force words in my mouth and be convinced that everyone who doesn't totally agree with you is wrong for five minuets, I can explain what I'm doing.

Again, I do not support the KKK, I dislike them greatly, I believe that everyone is born equal and that only hard work and effort make them superior or inferior to others, and I believe that race out of everything is one of the worst things to base judgement over people. Nor have I ever said that people hate the KKK based upon rumour, what I implied was that people hate them just due to racist beliefs, and when that's only one part of something larger, it's like hating black people over their skin colour and not conduct.

My motive was not to get thumbs, I don't care about virtual currency any more than I care about Monopoly money, it was simply to suggest people do their own research before mindlessly hating something.
#321 - You don't have to take my word for it, you can check out their…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
#323 - mrmamric (12/10/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhh, it's over. We both know the truth.
#320 - Actually they don't. I highly doubt the members of the KKK got…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... -2
#329 - thumbwhoremuch (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, yes. That's what I'm fuckin saying though. You can't justify murdering people by saying well that's what I fuckin believe in you dumb fuck. And I'm not talking about civil war era even, that shit happens TODAY still. White Supremecist, KKK, Skinheads, they target people like African Americans and Homosexuals and torture them before killing them in horrible ways. I should know. It happens in my state. It's fucked up, it's monstrous, and it doesn't fuckin matter that they "think" they're doing good, because they aren't. Stop trying to defend them because they help white people you ignorant cunt.
User avatar #331 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
>Assumes I'm defending them
>Assumes it's because I'm White
>Calls me ignorant

Ya, cause that's not hypocritical in the least.

In any case I'm really not defending them, what I'm saying is that you should find a good reason to hate rather than just mindlessly hate. Go look them up and see what they really stand for, then judge them based upon that as well as their conduct.
#335 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
"assumes defending" Countering a post explaining how they aren't just nice people which was a reply to a post commenting about how they do good blatantly disregarding the fact that they also do bad. All your arguments have been implied statements that 'They really aren't all that bad.'

"assumes because I'm white" I didn't fuckin say that now did I you ignorant cunt? No. I said that they help "white people". Not, "they help you for being white", not "you just don't understand because you're white". That makes no fuckin difference. They help WHITE people. They aren't out to do good for man kind, they're out to do good for whites. That was my statement. The only good they do is for the only thing they don't despise and attempt to oppress/destroy. I don't give a fuck what your skin color is.

"calls me ignorant" BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN ARE! Nobody fuckin talks about the KKK like it's some charity organization throwing around the fuckin do good attitude they have for white people except for the fuckin KKK. I don't care if you have no affiliation or are racist in the slightest. They aren't good people. All you're doing is reinforcing the ideals they want people to associate with the KKK. They aren't the WBC, they don't protest funerals and tell people god hates them just so they can provoke assault and sue. They target people for no reason other than the color of their skin and tie them behind a truck driving them across country roads. Or, since you're caught up in talking about the past trying to say that I am, stringing people up from trees and watching the struggle to breathe as they slowly die for existing. I don't give a fuck if one of those lynchers went and gave homeless people food after, that's not a justification for saying they are different because they aren't heartless. They only care about whites. That is heartless fuckin enough in a world with 7.1 billion people the majority non white.
#336 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way, before you try to make some claim saying I'm just butt hurt/I'm against white people. I am white.

You're still an ignorant cunt.
#318 - Yet you wouldn't be saying that if Mr.Mandela lost and the Klu… 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
#317 - I actually heard their name came from the sound of loading a S…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #319 - nimba (12/10/2013) [-]
never heard that
User avatar #325 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
Huh, in any case it doesn't matter as you are right anyways.
#15 - Eh, maybe, but it seems like a bit of a stretch to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on we are old -2
User avatar #24 - warrenzthehero (12/09/2013) [-]
I think yours is the stretch, my friend.
#13 - >Harsh truth Yes they did. It wouldn't be harsh if…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on we are old -4
User avatar #14 - stiltsformidgets (12/09/2013) [-]
I believe the harshness is because it makes them feel old.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (12/09/2013) [-]
Eh, maybe, but it seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
User avatar #24 - warrenzthehero (12/09/2013) [-]
I think yours is the stretch, my friend.
#8 - "Huehuehue kids today will never know past technology we …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/09/2013 on we are old +77
User avatar #175 - TastyBurger (12/09/2013) [-]
That's pretty much what the Unabomber was all about.
User avatar #37 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/09/2013) [-]
It's not about being better, it's about being the privileged few* "in the know" as compared to the "clueless" young crowds. Same as the whole "90's kids" thing.
*maybe not so few, but still
User avatar #22 - Tafixados (12/09/2013) [-]
Found the kid.

huehuehuehuehuehue
User avatar #12 - stiltsformidgets (12/09/2013) [-]
nobody even implied that
#51 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
Really? Did you happen to skip the part where it says the guy showed the picture to his 11 year old brother and the kid thought it was a printer?
User avatar #55 - stiltsformidgets (12/09/2013) [-]
Your point?
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (12/09/2013) [-]
>Harsh truth

Yes they did. It wouldn't be harsh if it was good, this means that at least the one poster believes it is bad.
User avatar #14 - stiltsformidgets (12/09/2013) [-]
I believe the harshness is because it makes them feel old.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (12/09/2013) [-]
Eh, maybe, but it seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
User avatar #24 - warrenzthehero (12/09/2013) [-]
I think yours is the stretch, my friend.
#3 - Well of course the Klu Klux Klan has nothing to do with WBC, t…  [+] (63 new replies) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... +324
User avatar #273 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2013) [-]
Yep, they're the most patriotic pieces of shit on the block, good on them.
#269 - thumbwhoremuch (12/09/2013) [-]
My excellent and wonderful International Problems teacher once put something in perspective to my class before we started our Terrorism Final project in which we were to research different terrorist groups of our choosing.

As it was years ago and I don't remember the exact way he put it, I will paraphrase.

'Just remember. It is entirely possible that you will end up on one of the websites run by the group you are researching (blah blah, jokes about informing the FBI so we don't get raided). When you are on their website, you aren't going to find the bad stuff about them. They don't get more members by telling everybody the bad stuff, they tell you the things you want to hear. Just because it is there, doesn't mean you should believe it. I don't want this to be some project where everybody has found a new group of "friends". They are Terrorist groups for a reason.'

So sure, the KKK may actually represent some valid American beliefs; but you gotta work hard to ignore the fact that they still brutally kill people in cold blood based on race, religion, and sexual orientation. I live in Oklahoma and believe me, I was horrified at some of the stuff I figured out happened in my state RECENTLY when the person presented for White Supremacists and Skinheads.
User avatar #220 - nustix (12/09/2013) [-]
Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy he just wanted a better germany. He thought it was smart to wipe everyone he didn't like of the map first. But hey he made Germany one of the first countries with a lot of highways and he increased the amount of jobs signaficantly.
User avatar #324 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
He wasn't that bad of a guy and he DID just want a better Germany. Nor did he wipe everyone he didn't like off the map, his first plan was just a Germany for Germans and he planned on relocating those who weren't German or abused German industry.

Do you just take every piece of propaganda and eat it whole-heartedly?
User avatar #332 - nustix (12/10/2013) [-]
It's normal to take oversimplify and look at it just from one side when getting a point across and this wasn't even serious
#100 - AdamBaum (12/09/2013) [-]
Your comment makes it look like you're trying to sell a turd, and say there is much more to it than being smelly. It's still a turd, but somehow Funnyjunk users are still buying it. Fuck the KKK.
User avatar #322 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to sell anything, as said I am not pushing the KKK agenda or affiliated with them in any way, I'm just saying that it's better to hate someone over facts than rumours.
User avatar #326 - AdamBaum (12/10/2013) [-]
Who does the KKK hate? I guess this is just a rumour. Just stop please, you're still trying to sell this turd, some of us don't want it, It's true tho, it's best to hate things based on facts and not rumours, KKK hates these people for no reason. You're implying that the people that hate the KKK only hate them based on rumours, like if calling them "patriotic" is gonna make us go "Huh, I guess theres more to the KKK than I thought, they're not so bad." Please. You got your thumbs up from idiots, let's just call it a day.
User avatar #327 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
No it's not, nor did I ever say their bigotry was, what I said was that they did more than just hate, which is true.

If you could stop trying to force words in my mouth and be convinced that everyone who doesn't totally agree with you is wrong for five minuets, I can explain what I'm doing.

Again, I do not support the KKK, I dislike them greatly, I believe that everyone is born equal and that only hard work and effort make them superior or inferior to others, and I believe that race out of everything is one of the worst things to base judgement over people. Nor have I ever said that people hate the KKK based upon rumour, what I implied was that people hate them just due to racist beliefs, and when that's only one part of something larger, it's like hating black people over their skin colour and not conduct.

My motive was not to get thumbs, I don't care about virtual currency any more than I care about Monopoly money, it was simply to suggest people do their own research before mindlessly hating something.
#247 - phudgepacker (12/09/2013) [-]
I agree with this comment so hard
#125 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
KKK isn't against blacks, certain small groups of it are, stop being butthurt.
User avatar #255 - thornberry (12/09/2013) [-]
Dumb fucking idiot
#227 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
yes they are you idiot
User avatar #87 - crampers (12/09/2013) [-]
Dude ill blow you

No homo
User avatar #69 - ivehadworse (12/09/2013) [-]
KKK here in North GA have made it clear they're more about promoting the "White Agenda". They're very active in the community and I always get an invite to a BBQ they have every couple of weeks.

Sometimes I go, sometimes I don't. I just know if I do go, I come back a few pounds heavier. Heh.

I do like how the KKK had to publicly announce they weren't affiliated with WBC.

As for what the "white agenda" is, I have zero idea. But oh well. They seem a decent sort.

I do hate how they seem to be viewed in such a negative way, even though they've changed in the last 60 years.

"The sins of the father should not be passed down to the son."
User avatar #275 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/09/2013) [-]
Okay, be a brown person, then go to that BBQ, then come back and tell us how well you're treated.
User avatar #330 - ivehadworse (12/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm too busy being white.
User avatar #92 - guymandude (12/09/2013) [-]
I think you actually might have the wrong idea of the KKK...

User avatar #98 - ivehadworse (12/09/2013) [-]
I would hardly consider it the wrong idea if they say it themselves.

Opinions.
User avatar #102 - guymandude (12/09/2013) [-]
No, I mean the concept that they have changed so much. Now I will start this off by saying that this is my opinion, so neither of us should get riled up or anything:

I think that if the KKK really has "changed" like they claim, then they would no longer be the KKK. The organization has had an undeniably horrible past - and yet they choose to keep it alive. They haven't even changed the name, or just had all the same people join a new organization. Judging by the fact that they are still using the same organization, I must assume that they want to be associated with their own past, and that the only reason they don't still say "we'd kill every nigger and beaner if we could" is because they know they can't anymore. so they instead promote themselves as a rights and pride group.

This is not to say that they aren't patriotic - they've always thought "what's best for the country", they've just had a very different opinion on what that is than everyone else.
#48 - mrmamric (12/09/2013) [-]
Woah, you almost got me. I was honestly about to fall for that shit, lol. It took me a good couple of minutes for my jimmies to settle down there. Thumb for you.
User avatar #321 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
You don't have to take my word for it, you can check out their website and see that I'm right.
#323 - mrmamric (12/10/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhh, it's over. We both know the truth.
#31 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
To be honest, I was afraid of saying that because I thought people here wouldn't understand it. Thanks
#26 - ripgeckosncherios (12/09/2013) [-]
the "german neo-nazi party" also has a lot of interests besides getting rid of people not originally from germany.
These groups tend to want the best for their country, or at least what they think is best. They aren't outright evil, they just have a different understanding of justice/righteousness/etc.
#271 - thumbwhoremuch (12/09/2013) [-]
That's because they're fuckin horrible people. They think it's best to hate other people based on skin color, religion, gender, sexual orientation. That doesn't make it right. I could think it's okay to steal your cookie because I love cookies more than you, that doesn't make it right. They may not "all" kill and beat people, but they stand with the group that does and voices hate and intolerance. They believe they are doing what is right because they refuse to understand what it is to be anything else. I absolutely do no accept stupid upbringings as an excuse for these actions.
User avatar #320 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
Actually they don't. I highly doubt the members of the KKK got together and said "Hey, you know who's equal to us that shouldn't be and we should help keep down due to personal bigotry's? BLACKS!", they did what they did because they believed blacks were destroying America and they wanted to make it better, and again, even back then the lynching was just one part of much the KKK did, including donating to charities and helping people.
#329 - thumbwhoremuch (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, yes. That's what I'm fuckin saying though. You can't justify murdering people by saying well that's what I fuckin believe in you dumb fuck. And I'm not talking about civil war era even, that shit happens TODAY still. White Supremecist, KKK, Skinheads, they target people like African Americans and Homosexuals and torture them before killing them in horrible ways. I should know. It happens in my state. It's fucked up, it's monstrous, and it doesn't fuckin matter that they "think" they're doing good, because they aren't. Stop trying to defend them because they help white people you ignorant cunt.
User avatar #331 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
>Assumes I'm defending them
>Assumes it's because I'm White
>Calls me ignorant

Ya, cause that's not hypocritical in the least.

In any case I'm really not defending them, what I'm saying is that you should find a good reason to hate rather than just mindlessly hate. Go look them up and see what they really stand for, then judge them based upon that as well as their conduct.
#335 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
"assumes defending" Countering a post explaining how they aren't just nice people which was a reply to a post commenting about how they do good blatantly disregarding the fact that they also do bad. All your arguments have been implied statements that 'They really aren't all that bad.'

"assumes because I'm white" I didn't fuckin say that now did I you ignorant cunt? No. I said that they help "white people". Not, "they help you for being white", not "you just don't understand because you're white". That makes no fuckin difference. They help WHITE people. They aren't out to do good for man kind, they're out to do good for whites. That was my statement. The only good they do is for the only thing they don't despise and attempt to oppress/destroy. I don't give a fuck what your skin color is.

"calls me ignorant" BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN ARE! Nobody fuckin talks about the KKK like it's some charity organization throwing around the fuckin do good attitude they have for white people except for the fuckin KKK. I don't care if you have no affiliation or are racist in the slightest. They aren't good people. All you're doing is reinforcing the ideals they want people to associate with the KKK. They aren't the WBC, they don't protest funerals and tell people god hates them just so they can provoke assault and sue. They target people for no reason other than the color of their skin and tie them behind a truck driving them across country roads. Or, since you're caught up in talking about the past trying to say that I am, stringing people up from trees and watching the struggle to breathe as they slowly die for existing. I don't give a fuck if one of those lynchers went and gave homeless people food after, that's not a justification for saying they are different because they aren't heartless. They only care about whites. That is heartless fuckin enough in a world with 7.1 billion people the majority non white.
#336 - thumbwhoremuch (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way, before you try to make some claim saying I'm just butt hurt/I'm against white people. I am white.

You're still an ignorant cunt.
User avatar #23 - nthmetal (12/09/2013) [-]
As a black non-chrisitan
KKK == WBC == NAACP
And any other racially/religiously exclusive/based organization that wants my money.
User avatar #55 - iforgotmyothername (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't see how it should make a difference on your opinion that you're black, we're all the same. Anyways, i have a hatred for nazi that could fuel 10 suns, but i sure as hell don't go around calling them WBC or vice versa. It's all about categories, not defending someone. I hate the KKK, i hate WBC, i hate Nazis. I hate everyone equaly.

equality baby
User avatar #57 - nthmetal (12/09/2013) [-]
Because when I tell people this they always say: "But you're black why would you hate the NAACP"
User avatar #116 - fukkendragonite (12/09/2013) [-]
The NAACP weren't always as retarded as they are now. A lot like feminism, they just see prejudice everywhere they go. And as with feminism the first world used to need them, now they have no real purpose
User avatar #120 - fukkendragonite (12/09/2013) [-]
I'd like to retract that statement, retarded is a bit harsh.

Useless is a better word. They could be doing great work to help underprivileged black youths, but instead choose to piss in the face of progress and stay completely stagnant. There's no denying that there are many young black kids and teens who are growing up into crime because they live in shithole neighbourhoods. Where's the NAACP help there?
User avatar #59 - iforgotmyothername (12/09/2013) [-]
Well then they're either white or don't care or black and like it, i'm guessing.
Anyways i think every single organization that's build on support for 1 particular race, is racist. Very racist. I don't care if it's good for blacks, whites, hispanics, marsians, whatever.
User avatar #82 - nthmetal (12/09/2013) [-]
that's what I said in my initial comment, but people don't seem to care.
User avatar #104 - iforgotmyothername (12/09/2013) [-]
I think people were angry because you said the KKK == WBC == NAACP, when the comment you replied to clearly said that wasn't true.
#11 - heretics (12/09/2013) [-]
A strong and stable America is achieved with bombings and murder?
#83 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
Nelson Mandela did the same thing, now he's celebrated by pretty much the whole world.
#212 - heretics (12/09/2013) [-]
No, he sought to undermine the apartheid government through armed insurgency together with white communists. Their targets were supporters of apartheid who mostly were white. These methods are arguably unethical but they were not meant to bring forth racial subjugation like the KKK's.
User avatar #318 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
Yet you wouldn't be saying that if Mr.Mandela lost and the Klu Klux Klan was found to be in the right.
#307 - jumperzero (12/09/2013) [-]
yes but you can argue any argument into whatever position you want. Because guess what. THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG. as much as you feel about your beliefs, so to does someone feel about their beliefs. No matter what you say, there will always be an opposite opinion. and it will be every bit as right to them as your opinion is to you.
#228 - Womens Study Major (12/09/2013) [-]
true

but i dont like him

nothing is done through violence
well nothing ethical at least
#233 - heretics (12/09/2013) [-]
A very respectable opinion.
User avatar #16 - rainbowisbestpone (12/09/2013) [-]
neither with blacks
#30 - heretics (12/09/2013) [-]
Well that's just plain racism. So what is your solution, good old ethnic cleansing?
User avatar #64 - rainbowisbestpone (12/09/2013) [-]
it was bad joke
User avatar #35 - sketchE (12/09/2013) [-]
the KKK has chaned quite a bit they arent as violent as they used to be
User avatar #305 - trivdiego (12/09/2013) [-]
well yeah but thats just because its a lot easier to get arrested nowadays than it was in the 50s
#56 - guythatagrees (12/09/2013) [-]
So have Crips and Bloods.
Still shouldn't exist.
User avatar #328 - sketchE (12/10/2013) [-]
part of the bloods initiation is to drive at night without your headlights and the first person to courtesy flash you must be followed and killed
User avatar #10 - nimba (12/09/2013) [-]
The KKK was a terrorist organisation that knew you only had to lynch a couple of niggers each year to keep the rest of them in line.
Also any attempt at rationalisation now should remember that their name is the KKK because the members were to dumb to say kyklos
User avatar #317 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
I actually heard their name came from the sound of loading a Southern Rifle, the "Klu Klux" sound.
User avatar #319 - nimba (12/10/2013) [-]
never heard that
User avatar #325 - captainfuckitall (12/10/2013) [-]
Huh, in any case it doesn't matter as you are right anyways.
#85 - thefriendlyduck (12/09/2013) [-]
pssshhh you are on funnyjunk. Here we love the kkk, sympathize often with Hitler and hate niggers. And don't even try to post backuped facts! They will be ignored anyway because nothing is how it is but how funnyjunk wants it to be
#8 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/09/2013) [-]
*community being the KKK
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User avatar #234 - xxiixx (12/09/2013) [-]
Step Brothers
#6 - icanhasaccount (12/09/2013) [-]
i love this comment

Not affiliated with the KKK either
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You two sound suspicious
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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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