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| #62 - I know that now, the majority of people here saw it as a star … [+] (3 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -2 |
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captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I doubt there are many people who do. Rest assured I will not try anything of the sort, as much as I would love a berry and pie stew | ||
| #59 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I insulted. I would just li… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -4 |
| #57 - Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -3 |
| #56 - You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That was… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -5 |
| #50 - I wouldn't keep talking if people wouldn't reply. Besides, the… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -4 |
| #49 - I don't wonder why people dislike my comment, I know full well… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -5 |
| #48 - How? [+] (7 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -1 |
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zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] For the most part, The douche-like sound is what people hear your explanations as because your phrasing in combination and their likely past experiences blend into people they've had to deal with before who sound similar and are douches. The only other piece of learned usefulness I can think of at the moment is that people have a tendency to react defensively when they see someone as being aggressive (Especially when the 'aggressor' is simply trying to make a point and has had a long day) and they decide to dislike people over simple nonunderstandings. I hope some of this becomes useful for you, it's all been field tested. Have a good evening or whenever you get this. #63 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Haha, I see, well thank you, although that is only human nature and is to be expected. #66 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] I can agree with it being the standard these days, but it still ticks me off to see that the jerks I grew up with are still out there and haven't grown up much at all. At least I also see that there are a few folks out there willing to stand in the line of fire to give them opportunities to listen. #53 -
shamwowsam (05/11/2013) [-]  Take a wild guess. Your comment below says you didn't mean to belittle anyone's intelligence, but you obviously did, otherwise you would not have said it in such a way. You act as if people who don't get what you're talking about are lower than you are. It looks like a normal star, why would we make the association to cannibalism and paganism from "So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom?" The very fact that you decided to act so smug about it is the very reason you're a MASSIVE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. And by the looks of it, pretty much everyone agrees with that opinion. #56 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That wasn't a nice way to put it, was it? OH! I see the problem. I apologize sir; you see, from your angle you must look at it as a star tilted slightly to the left, while from my angle I saw it as an upside-down star (which is symbolic of Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which, in modern media, are also associated with slaughter, sacrifice, blood-letting, cannibalism, so on, so fourth). I suppose from your angle it does seem like a really stupid joke, so I deserve every red thumb I get Indeed it does seem that way, but perhaps it was all a misunderstanding. I mean, if you saw something that seemed obvious to you, and someone else said something completely different, wouldn't you two be bound to argue and treat the other like an imbecile? Regardless, I shall fix it if I can #57 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling or implying that you were stupid. It was wrong and impolite of me. I think we just saw the star from a different angle, and perhaps that's what started (most of) this. Even so, I had no right to be so rude, you deserve every green thumb you get, as do I with the red | ||
| #47 - I never said I was smarter than anyone. He said I had to expla… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -4 |
| #46 - How so? [+] (7 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -3 |
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vatra (05/11/2013) [-] You made a joke, which was fine, though nobody thought it was funny, but then you think they didn't get it so you explain it, which is even less well received. Then you just automatically assume that people must be stupid if they don't get your joke. That's the type of person I actually put effort in to avoiding in my every day life. #76 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] I actually explain the action at the top of the page, second comment by myself #77 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To be fair, my first comment was three hours before that. Secondly, that makes absolutely know difference, like I, and several others said, we all got the joke, it just wasn't funny. It also has nothing to do with satanism being a touchy subject, because it is not, this is the internet for fucks sake no one cares if you make a morbid or sordid joke. It just wasn't funny and you defending it just made people annoyed with you personally. #78 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Okay? I don't see what weight that carries, but alright Okay. I know the joke wasn't funny, it's slightly hard to miss that Eh, I only say that because from what I noticed, anytime someone mentions it, they get thumbed down I wasn't defending the joke, I was defending me being an asshat #79 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To the first point, that was my reason for not reading that comment before you specifically mentioned it. Sorry, you're right there is no need to keep rubbing that point in. I've never noticed anything like that, I mean there is always that one person that gets the moral underwear in a bunch, but the majority takes it as a joke as they should. Lastly, fair enough, but your wording truly implies that you are defending the joke in general, which or course just makes it worse for you. By this point the best you can do is either: "sorry everyone, I worded a bunch of comments weirdly and it made me look a royal douche, didn't mean it." then just leaving it at that. even though that will probably get a little hate as well. Or, just walk away now, and forget it happened just like 99% of the people in this thread will. #80 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Haha, but why would I want to forget it happened? It was loads of fun. Besides, it's just virtual thumbs, not as if it's gonna be on a record Regardless, you are right, it was purely my fault for the hate and misunderstandings I received, and I did word most of it wrong. Despite all this I like to think I'm not so douchy yet. | ||
| #45 - I wouldn't be talking if people didn't reply. If something as … | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -2 |
| #44 - It's ironic that an Anon is saying that. In any case, I wouldn… | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -4 |
| #43 - Haha, apparently | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -2 |
| #24 - I only explained it because the first person who replied didn'… [+] (24 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -8 |
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vatra (05/11/2013) [-] You made a joke, which was fine, though nobody thought it was funny, but then you think they didn't get it so you explain it, which is even less well received. Then you just automatically assume that people must be stupid if they don't get your joke. That's the type of person I actually put effort in to avoiding in my every day life. #76 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] I actually explain the action at the top of the page, second comment by myself #77 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To be fair, my first comment was three hours before that. Secondly, that makes absolutely know difference, like I, and several others said, we all got the joke, it just wasn't funny. It also has nothing to do with satanism being a touchy subject, because it is not, this is the internet for fucks sake no one cares if you make a morbid or sordid joke. It just wasn't funny and you defending it just made people annoyed with you personally. #78 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Okay? I don't see what weight that carries, but alright Okay. I know the joke wasn't funny, it's slightly hard to miss that Eh, I only say that because from what I noticed, anytime someone mentions it, they get thumbed down I wasn't defending the joke, I was defending me being an asshat #79 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To the first point, that was my reason for not reading that comment before you specifically mentioned it. Sorry, you're right there is no need to keep rubbing that point in. I've never noticed anything like that, I mean there is always that one person that gets the moral underwear in a bunch, but the majority takes it as a joke as they should. Lastly, fair enough, but your wording truly implies that you are defending the joke in general, which or course just makes it worse for you. By this point the best you can do is either: "sorry everyone, I worded a bunch of comments weirdly and it made me look a royal douche, didn't mean it." then just leaving it at that. even though that will probably get a little hate as well. Or, just walk away now, and forget it happened just like 99% of the people in this thread will. #80 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Haha, but why would I want to forget it happened? It was loads of fun. Besides, it's just virtual thumbs, not as if it's gonna be on a record Regardless, you are right, it was purely my fault for the hate and misunderstandings I received, and I did word most of it wrong. Despite all this I like to think I'm not so douchy yet. #47 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I never said I was smarter than anyone. He said I had to explain the joke, and I was just explaining that if it needs to be explained to be got, considering how common Satanic or Cult themes in horror movies are, people may not use as much common sense as they should I'm sorry for offending you though, I obviously offended a lot of people #61 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] For the most part, The douche-like sound is what people hear your explanations as because your phrasing in combination and their likely past experiences blend into people they've had to deal with before who sound similar and are douches. The only other piece of learned usefulness I can think of at the moment is that people have a tendency to react defensively when they see someone as being aggressive (Especially when the 'aggressor' is simply trying to make a point and has had a long day) and they decide to dislike people over simple nonunderstandings. I hope some of this becomes useful for you, it's all been field tested. Have a good evening or whenever you get this. #63 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Haha, I see, well thank you, although that is only human nature and is to be expected. #66 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] I can agree with it being the standard these days, but it still ticks me off to see that the jerks I grew up with are still out there and haven't grown up much at all. At least I also see that there are a few folks out there willing to stand in the line of fire to give them opportunities to listen. #53 -
shamwowsam (05/11/2013) [-] Take a wild guess. Your comment below says you didn't mean to belittle anyone's intelligence, but you obviously did, otherwise you would not have said it in such a way. You act as if people who don't get what you're talking about are lower than you are. It looks like a normal star, why would we make the association to cannibalism and paganism from "So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom?" The very fact that you decided to act so smug about it is the very reason you're a MASSIVE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. And by the looks of it, pretty much everyone agrees with that opinion. #56 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That wasn't a nice way to put it, was it? OH! I see the problem. I apologize sir; you see, from your angle you must look at it as a star tilted slightly to the left, while from my angle I saw it as an upside-down star (which is symbolic of Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which, in modern media, are also associated with slaughter, sacrifice, blood-letting, cannibalism, so on, so fourth). I suppose from your angle it does seem like a really stupid joke, so I deserve every red thumb I get Indeed it does seem that way, but perhaps it was all a misunderstanding. I mean, if you saw something that seemed obvious to you, and someone else said something completely different, wouldn't you two be bound to argue and treat the other like an imbecile? Regardless, I shall fix it if I can #57 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling or implying that you were stupid. It was wrong and impolite of me. I think we just saw the star from a different angle, and perhaps that's what started (most of) this. Even so, I had no right to be so rude, you deserve every green thumb you get, as do I with the red #26 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] Seriously, do you smell your own farts and make commentary about how sophisticated and unique they are? Because that's the kind of person you sound like. "Oh, my terrible joke flew right over the head of the common folk? you must be too stupid to realize what I was referring to." And you wonder why people disliked your comment. #49 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I don't wonder why people dislike my comment, I know full well why they did (although it's ironic that my perceived acting like a douche-bag is unacceptable on the standards of the same people who say those who like Twilight or Justin Beiber should be brutally slaughtered). And how did I become a Hipster out of all this? Seriously, how can you call me an arrogant douche-bag when you use that as an insult? Okay, so it was a terrible joke, whatever. I just don't understand why they joke would need to be explained, I'm sorry if that seems pretentious and arrogant to you, but to me it seems obvious, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's intelligence  #25 -
multimedia (05/11/2013) [-] We got your fucking joke, it was just terrible. Now shut the fuck up. #50 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I wouldn't keep talking if people wouldn't reply. Besides, the more comments I make the more anger you can vent at me and red thumbs you can give me, I'm assuming that at least that would make you feel better | ||
| #23 - I KNOW it's just some type of signature, I was making a JOKE [+] (2 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -6 |
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anonymous poster (05/11/2013) [-] At this point, I think it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped talking. #44 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] It's ironic that an Anon is saying that. In any case, I wouldn't be talking if people didn't reply | ||
| #19 - I know, I get it, it's just that it LOOKS that way Je… [+] (30 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -12 |
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bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] No one's oversensitive about paganism. In fsct, i doubt any of us even considered a pagan star. it's just a star. Nothing more. #23 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I KNOW it's just some type of signature, I was making a JOKE #32 -
anonymous poster (05/11/2013) [-] At this point, I think it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped talking. #44 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] It's ironic that an Anon is saying that. In any case, I wouldn't be talking if people didn't reply  #20 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] We didn't, your joke just sucks. Seriously, you're pushing WAY too hard to make a joke, and you had to explain it to people for it even to make sense, and even then the connection was super fucking weak and unfunny. #24 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I only explained it because the first person who replied didn't seem to get the association. If you are seriously so stupid that you cannot see the connection, I pity you (considering modern day American Media crams Demons and Satanism into horror movies far more than they should, it's hard not to get the connection if you're even slightly fond of the horror genre, but whatever) #75 -
vatra (05/11/2013) [-] You made a joke, which was fine, though nobody thought it was funny, but then you think they didn't get it so you explain it, which is even less well received. Then you just automatically assume that people must be stupid if they don't get your joke. That's the type of person I actually put effort in to avoiding in my every day life. #76 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] I actually explain the action at the top of the page, second comment by myself #77 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To be fair, my first comment was three hours before that. Secondly, that makes absolutely know difference, like I, and several others said, we all got the joke, it just wasn't funny. It also has nothing to do with satanism being a touchy subject, because it is not, this is the internet for fucks sake no one cares if you make a morbid or sordid joke. It just wasn't funny and you defending it just made people annoyed with you personally. #78 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Okay? I don't see what weight that carries, but alright Okay. I know the joke wasn't funny, it's slightly hard to miss that Eh, I only say that because from what I noticed, anytime someone mentions it, they get thumbed down I wasn't defending the joke, I was defending me being an asshat #79 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To the first point, that was my reason for not reading that comment before you specifically mentioned it. Sorry, you're right there is no need to keep rubbing that point in. I've never noticed anything like that, I mean there is always that one person that gets the moral underwear in a bunch, but the majority takes it as a joke as they should. Lastly, fair enough, but your wording truly implies that you are defending the joke in general, which or course just makes it worse for you. By this point the best you can do is either: "sorry everyone, I worded a bunch of comments weirdly and it made me look a royal douche, didn't mean it." then just leaving it at that. even though that will probably get a little hate as well. Or, just walk away now, and forget it happened just like 99% of the people in this thread will. #80 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Haha, but why would I want to forget it happened? It was loads of fun. Besides, it's just virtual thumbs, not as if it's gonna be on a record Regardless, you are right, it was purely my fault for the hate and misunderstandings I received, and I did word most of it wrong. Despite all this I like to think I'm not so douchy yet. #47 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I never said I was smarter than anyone. He said I had to explain the joke, and I was just explaining that if it needs to be explained to be got, considering how common Satanic or Cult themes in horror movies are, people may not use as much common sense as they should I'm sorry for offending you though, I obviously offended a lot of people #61 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] For the most part, The douche-like sound is what people hear your explanations as because your phrasing in combination and their likely past experiences blend into people they've had to deal with before who sound similar and are douches. The only other piece of learned usefulness I can think of at the moment is that people have a tendency to react defensively when they see someone as being aggressive (Especially when the 'aggressor' is simply trying to make a point and has had a long day) and they decide to dislike people over simple nonunderstandings. I hope some of this becomes useful for you, it's all been field tested. Have a good evening or whenever you get this. #63 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Haha, I see, well thank you, although that is only human nature and is to be expected. #66 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] I can agree with it being the standard these days, but it still ticks me off to see that the jerks I grew up with are still out there and haven't grown up much at all. At least I also see that there are a few folks out there willing to stand in the line of fire to give them opportunities to listen. #53 -
shamwowsam (05/11/2013) [-] Take a wild guess. Your comment below says you didn't mean to belittle anyone's intelligence, but you obviously did, otherwise you would not have said it in such a way. You act as if people who don't get what you're talking about are lower than you are. It looks like a normal star, why would we make the association to cannibalism and paganism from "So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom?" The very fact that you decided to act so smug about it is the very reason you're a MASSIVE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. And by the looks of it, pretty much everyone agrees with that opinion. #56 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That wasn't a nice way to put it, was it? OH! I see the problem. I apologize sir; you see, from your angle you must look at it as a star tilted slightly to the left, while from my angle I saw it as an upside-down star (which is symbolic of Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which, in modern media, are also associated with slaughter, sacrifice, blood-letting, cannibalism, so on, so fourth). I suppose from your angle it does seem like a really stupid joke, so I deserve every red thumb I get Indeed it does seem that way, but perhaps it was all a misunderstanding. I mean, if you saw something that seemed obvious to you, and someone else said something completely different, wouldn't you two be bound to argue and treat the other like an imbecile? Regardless, I shall fix it if I can #57 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling or implying that you were stupid. It was wrong and impolite of me. I think we just saw the star from a different angle, and perhaps that's what started (most of) this. Even so, I had no right to be so rude, you deserve every green thumb you get, as do I with the red #26 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] Seriously, do you smell your own farts and make commentary about how sophisticated and unique they are? Because that's the kind of person you sound like. "Oh, my terrible joke flew right over the head of the common folk? you must be too stupid to realize what I was referring to." And you wonder why people disliked your comment. #49 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I don't wonder why people dislike my comment, I know full well why they did (although it's ironic that my perceived acting like a douche-bag is unacceptable on the standards of the same people who say those who like Twilight or Justin Beiber should be brutally slaughtered). And how did I become a Hipster out of all this? Seriously, how can you call me an arrogant douche-bag when you use that as an insult? Okay, so it was a terrible joke, whatever. I just don't understand why they joke would need to be explained, I'm sorry if that seems pretentious and arrogant to you, but to me it seems obvious, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's intelligence #25 -
multimedia (05/11/2013) [-] We got your fucking joke, it was just terrible. Now shut the fuck up. #50 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I wouldn't keep talking if people wouldn't reply. Besides, the more comments I make the more anger you can vent at me and red thumbs you can give me, I'm assuming that at least that would make you feel better | ||
| #11 - I suppose it wasn't clear it was a joke, huh? Canniba… [+] (38 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -19 |
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captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I know that now, the majority of people here saw it as a star slightly tilted to the left, while I saw it as an upside down star. That was my mistake and I accept the responsibility I know what it's called, but some people don't differentiate between the Wiccan Star and the Satanic Star I know what Satanic/Occult rituals do and do not require, I myself am a Satanist (I just take pride in the fact that I can laugh at myself from time to time). Oh nonsense, they're just virtual thumbs, nothing to get upset about. I shall take them in stride and go down with my comment as is proper. Although I thank you for your mercy and friendship #67 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I doubt there are many people who do. Rest assured I will not try anything of the sort, as much as I would love a berry and pie stew #35 -
tyroneisanigger (05/11/2013) [-]  #19 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I know, I get it, it's just that it LOOKS that way Jeez, when did people here become so bloody over-sensitive about Paganism? #21 -
bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] No one's oversensitive about paganism. In fsct, i doubt any of us even considered a pagan star. it's just a star. Nothing more. #23 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I KNOW it's just some type of signature, I was making a JOKE #32 -
anonymous poster (05/11/2013) [-] At this point, I think it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped talking. #44 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] It's ironic that an Anon is saying that. In any case, I wouldn't be talking if people didn't reply #20 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] We didn't, your joke just sucks. Seriously, you're pushing WAY too hard to make a joke, and you had to explain it to people for it even to make sense, and even then the connection was super fucking weak and unfunny. #24 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I only explained it because the first person who replied didn't seem to get the association. If you are seriously so stupid that you cannot see the connection, I pity you (considering modern day American Media crams Demons and Satanism into horror movies far more than they should, it's hard not to get the connection if you're even slightly fond of the horror genre, but whatever) #75 -
vatra (05/11/2013) [-] You made a joke, which was fine, though nobody thought it was funny, but then you think they didn't get it so you explain it, which is even less well received. Then you just automatically assume that people must be stupid if they don't get your joke. That's the type of person I actually put effort in to avoiding in my every day life. #76 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] I actually explain the action at the top of the page, second comment by myself #77 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To be fair, my first comment was three hours before that. Secondly, that makes absolutely know difference, like I, and several others said, we all got the joke, it just wasn't funny. It also has nothing to do with satanism being a touchy subject, because it is not, this is the internet for fucks sake no one cares if you make a morbid or sordid joke. It just wasn't funny and you defending it just made people annoyed with you personally. #78 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Okay? I don't see what weight that carries, but alright Okay. I know the joke wasn't funny, it's slightly hard to miss that Eh, I only say that because from what I noticed, anytime someone mentions it, they get thumbed down I wasn't defending the joke, I was defending me being an asshat #79 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To the first point, that was my reason for not reading that comment before you specifically mentioned it. Sorry, you're right there is no need to keep rubbing that point in. I've never noticed anything like that, I mean there is always that one person that gets the moral underwear in a bunch, but the majority takes it as a joke as they should. Lastly, fair enough, but your wording truly implies that you are defending the joke in general, which or course just makes it worse for you. By this point the best you can do is either: "sorry everyone, I worded a bunch of comments weirdly and it made me look a royal douche, didn't mean it." then just leaving it at that. even though that will probably get a little hate as well. Or, just walk away now, and forget it happened just like 99% of the people in this thread will. #80 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Haha, but why would I want to forget it happened? It was loads of fun. Besides, it's just virtual thumbs, not as if it's gonna be on a record Regardless, you are right, it was purely my fault for the hate and misunderstandings I received, and I did word most of it wrong. Despite all this I like to think I'm not so douchy yet. #47 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I never said I was smarter than anyone. He said I had to explain the joke, and I was just explaining that if it needs to be explained to be got, considering how common Satanic or Cult themes in horror movies are, people may not use as much common sense as they should I'm sorry for offending you though, I obviously offended a lot of people #61 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] For the most part, The douche-like sound is what people hear your explanations as because your phrasing in combination and their likely past experiences blend into people they've had to deal with before who sound similar and are douches. The only other piece of learned usefulness I can think of at the moment is that people have a tendency to react defensively when they see someone as being aggressive (Especially when the 'aggressor' is simply trying to make a point and has had a long day) and they decide to dislike people over simple nonunderstandings. I hope some of this becomes useful for you, it's all been field tested. Have a good evening or whenever you get this. #63 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Haha, I see, well thank you, although that is only human nature and is to be expected. #66 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] I can agree with it being the standard these days, but it still ticks me off to see that the jerks I grew up with are still out there and haven't grown up much at all. At least I also see that there are a few folks out there willing to stand in the line of fire to give them opportunities to listen. #53 -
shamwowsam (05/11/2013) [-] Take a wild guess. Your comment below says you didn't mean to belittle anyone's intelligence, but you obviously did, otherwise you would not have said it in such a way. You act as if people who don't get what you're talking about are lower than you are. It looks like a normal star, why would we make the association to cannibalism and paganism from "So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom?" The very fact that you decided to act so smug about it is the very reason you're a MASSIVE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. And by the looks of it, pretty much everyone agrees with that opinion. #56 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That wasn't a nice way to put it, was it? OH! I see the problem. I apologize sir; you see, from your angle you must look at it as a star tilted slightly to the left, while from my angle I saw it as an upside-down star (which is symbolic of Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which, in modern media, are also associated with slaughter, sacrifice, blood-letting, cannibalism, so on, so fourth). I suppose from your angle it does seem like a really stupid joke, so I deserve every red thumb I get Indeed it does seem that way, but perhaps it was all a misunderstanding. I mean, if you saw something that seemed obvious to you, and someone else said something completely different, wouldn't you two be bound to argue and treat the other like an imbecile? Regardless, I shall fix it if I can #57 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling or implying that you were stupid. It was wrong and impolite of me. I think we just saw the star from a different angle, and perhaps that's what started (most of) this. Even so, I had no right to be so rude, you deserve every green thumb you get, as do I with the red #26 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] Seriously, do you smell your own farts and make commentary about how sophisticated and unique they are? Because that's the kind of person you sound like. "Oh, my terrible joke flew right over the head of the common folk? you must be too stupid to realize what I was referring to." And you wonder why people disliked your comment. #49 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I don't wonder why people dislike my comment, I know full well why they did (although it's ironic that my perceived acting like a douche-bag is unacceptable on the standards of the same people who say those who like Twilight or Justin Beiber should be brutally slaughtered). And how did I become a Hipster out of all this? Seriously, how can you call me an arrogant douche-bag when you use that as an insult? Okay, so it was a terrible joke, whatever. I just don't understand why they joke would need to be explained, I'm sorry if that seems pretentious and arrogant to you, but to me it seems obvious, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's intelligence #25 -
multimedia (05/11/2013) [-] We got your fucking joke, it was just terrible. Now shut the fuck up. #50 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I wouldn't keep talking if people wouldn't reply. Besides, the more comments I make the more anger you can vent at me and red thumbs you can give me, I'm assuming that at least that would make you feel better | ||
| #9 - So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom? [+] (43 new replies) | 05/10/2013 on Cannot deny the logic. | -72 |
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captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen I insulted. I would just like to take this minute to 'try' and explain myself and perhaps make amends. You see, from the way you may be looking at it, it may seem like a star tilted slightly to the left; while from the way I am looking at it, it was an upside-down star (commonly associated with Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which in turn are associated with slaughter, sacrifice, cannibalism, bloody rituals, so on, so fourth), such is the stem of the joke I realize that such a joke may be bad in itself, but it would probably just look stupid if someone saw it from a completely different angle. Even so, because the majority saw it one way, it is my responsibility to explain myself and apologize to anyone I may have offended and insulted. #11 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I suppose it wasn't clear it was a joke, huh? Cannibalism... Often associated with Occultism, blood-practice, whatever (in terms of media).... A signature similar to a star at the bottom... No? #62 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I know that now, the majority of people here saw it as a star slightly tilted to the left, while I saw it as an upside down star. That was my mistake and I accept the responsibility I know what it's called, but some people don't differentiate between the Wiccan Star and the Satanic Star I know what Satanic/Occult rituals do and do not require, I myself am a Satanist (I just take pride in the fact that I can laugh at myself from time to time). Oh nonsense, they're just virtual thumbs, nothing to get upset about. I shall take them in stride and go down with my comment as is proper. Although I thank you for your mercy and friendship #67 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I doubt there are many people who do. Rest assured I will not try anything of the sort, as much as I would love a berry and pie stew #35 -
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captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I know, I get it, it's just that it LOOKS that way Jeez, when did people here become so bloody over-sensitive about Paganism? #21 -
bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] No one's oversensitive about paganism. In fsct, i doubt any of us even considered a pagan star. it's just a star. Nothing more. #23 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I KNOW it's just some type of signature, I was making a JOKE #32 -
anonymous poster (05/11/2013) [-] At this point, I think it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped talking. #44 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] It's ironic that an Anon is saying that. In any case, I wouldn't be talking if people didn't reply #20 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] We didn't, your joke just sucks. Seriously, you're pushing WAY too hard to make a joke, and you had to explain it to people for it even to make sense, and even then the connection was super fucking weak and unfunny. #24 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I only explained it because the first person who replied didn't seem to get the association. If you are seriously so stupid that you cannot see the connection, I pity you (considering modern day American Media crams Demons and Satanism into horror movies far more than they should, it's hard not to get the connection if you're even slightly fond of the horror genre, but whatever) #75 -
vatra (05/11/2013) [-] You made a joke, which was fine, though nobody thought it was funny, but then you think they didn't get it so you explain it, which is even less well received. Then you just automatically assume that people must be stupid if they don't get your joke. That's the type of person I actually put effort in to avoiding in my every day life. #76 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] I actually explain the action at the top of the page, second comment by myself #77 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To be fair, my first comment was three hours before that. Secondly, that makes absolutely know difference, like I, and several others said, we all got the joke, it just wasn't funny. It also has nothing to do with satanism being a touchy subject, because it is not, this is the internet for fucks sake no one cares if you make a morbid or sordid joke. It just wasn't funny and you defending it just made people annoyed with you personally. #78 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Okay? I don't see what weight that carries, but alright Okay. I know the joke wasn't funny, it's slightly hard to miss that Eh, I only say that because from what I noticed, anytime someone mentions it, they get thumbed down I wasn't defending the joke, I was defending me being an asshat #79 -
vatra (05/12/2013) [-] To the first point, that was my reason for not reading that comment before you specifically mentioned it. Sorry, you're right there is no need to keep rubbing that point in. I've never noticed anything like that, I mean there is always that one person that gets the moral underwear in a bunch, but the majority takes it as a joke as they should. Lastly, fair enough, but your wording truly implies that you are defending the joke in general, which or course just makes it worse for you. By this point the best you can do is either: "sorry everyone, I worded a bunch of comments weirdly and it made me look a royal douche, didn't mean it." then just leaving it at that. even though that will probably get a little hate as well. Or, just walk away now, and forget it happened just like 99% of the people in this thread will. #80 -
captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-] Haha, but why would I want to forget it happened? It was loads of fun. Besides, it's just virtual thumbs, not as if it's gonna be on a record Regardless, you are right, it was purely my fault for the hate and misunderstandings I received, and I did word most of it wrong. Despite all this I like to think I'm not so douchy yet. #47 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I never said I was smarter than anyone. He said I had to explain the joke, and I was just explaining that if it needs to be explained to be got, considering how common Satanic or Cult themes in horror movies are, people may not use as much common sense as they should I'm sorry for offending you though, I obviously offended a lot of people #61 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] For the most part, The douche-like sound is what people hear your explanations as because your phrasing in combination and their likely past experiences blend into people they've had to deal with before who sound similar and are douches. The only other piece of learned usefulness I can think of at the moment is that people have a tendency to react defensively when they see someone as being aggressive (Especially when the 'aggressor' is simply trying to make a point and has had a long day) and they decide to dislike people over simple nonunderstandings. I hope some of this becomes useful for you, it's all been field tested. Have a good evening or whenever you get this. #63 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Haha, I see, well thank you, although that is only human nature and is to be expected. #66 -
zacsuntibidea (05/11/2013) [-] I can agree with it being the standard these days, but it still ticks me off to see that the jerks I grew up with are still out there and haven't grown up much at all. At least I also see that there are a few folks out there willing to stand in the line of fire to give them opportunities to listen. #53 -
shamwowsam (05/11/2013) [-] Take a wild guess. Your comment below says you didn't mean to belittle anyone's intelligence, but you obviously did, otherwise you would not have said it in such a way. You act as if people who don't get what you're talking about are lower than you are. It looks like a normal star, why would we make the association to cannibalism and paganism from "So is it just coincidence that there's a Pagan star on the bottom?" The very fact that you decided to act so smug about it is the very reason you're a MASSIVE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. And by the looks of it, pretty much everyone agrees with that opinion. #56 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] You know what, now that you mention it, you're right. That wasn't a nice way to put it, was it? OH! I see the problem. I apologize sir; you see, from your angle you must look at it as a star tilted slightly to the left, while from my angle I saw it as an upside-down star (which is symbolic of Paganism/Satanism/Cults, which, in modern media, are also associated with slaughter, sacrifice, blood-letting, cannibalism, so on, so fourth). I suppose from your angle it does seem like a really stupid joke, so I deserve every red thumb I get Indeed it does seem that way, but perhaps it was all a misunderstanding. I mean, if you saw something that seemed obvious to you, and someone else said something completely different, wouldn't you two be bound to argue and treat the other like an imbecile? Regardless, I shall fix it if I can #57 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] Good evening sir. I would like to apologize to you for calling or implying that you were stupid. It was wrong and impolite of me. I think we just saw the star from a different angle, and perhaps that's what started (most of) this. Even so, I had no right to be so rude, you deserve every green thumb you get, as do I with the red #26 -
joshofsouls (05/11/2013) [-] Seriously, do you smell your own farts and make commentary about how sophisticated and unique they are? Because that's the kind of person you sound like. "Oh, my terrible joke flew right over the head of the common folk? you must be too stupid to realize what I was referring to." And you wonder why people disliked your comment. #49 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I don't wonder why people dislike my comment, I know full well why they did (although it's ironic that my perceived acting like a douche-bag is unacceptable on the standards of the same people who say those who like Twilight or Justin Beiber should be brutally slaughtered). And how did I become a Hipster out of all this? Seriously, how can you call me an arrogant douche-bag when you use that as an insult? Okay, so it was a terrible joke, whatever. I just don't understand why they joke would need to be explained, I'm sorry if that seems pretentious and arrogant to you, but to me it seems obvious, I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's intelligence #25 -
multimedia (05/11/2013) [-] We got your fucking joke, it was just terrible. Now shut the fuck up. #50 -
captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-] I wouldn't keep talking if people wouldn't reply. Besides, the more comments I make the more anger you can vent at me and red thumbs you can give me, I'm assuming that at least that would make you feel better | ||
| #169 - Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifter, he can take over 1000 differe… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations | 0 |
| #168 - It basically takes the alien monsters from H.P.Lovecrafts univ… | 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations | 0 |
| #166 - Ya, but it's still just an illusion, and his real nature is ob… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations | 0 |
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captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifter, he can take over 1000 different forms and often does so, it's part of his job as a propaganda artist and spy. Even if he may look that way, it's just him making himself look that way, and he is still also very evil, which doesn't change no matter which form he takes I much prefer a different theory regarding the show, that she (the alien above) is actually of the same species as Nyarlathotep, or a distant relative, rather than the actual named alien, as that would make her far more adorable and generally lovable. I wouldn't know if that's the case though, I haven't watched the show | ||
| #144 - Look at that thing in the background. That thing that is the h… [+] (6 new replies) | 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations | 0 |
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captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Ya, but it's still just an illusion, and his real nature is obvious as well #169 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifter, he can take over 1000 different forms and often does so, it's part of his job as a propaganda artist and spy. Even if he may look that way, it's just him making himself look that way, and he is still also very evil, which doesn't change no matter which form he takes I much prefer a different theory regarding the show, that she (the alien above) is actually of the same species as Nyarlathotep, or a distant relative, rather than the actual named alien, as that would make her far more adorable and generally lovable. I wouldn't know if that's the case though, I haven't watched the show | ||
| #6 - I know this may seem absolutely bynanners But you CAN… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/10/2013 on Fuck you Nester | 0 |
| #4 - So does this mean god even lifts, or?... [+] (3 new replies) | 05/10/2013 on Fuck you Nester | +2 |
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EnergizierAnon (05/10/2013) [-] it means that he could choose to lift if he wished it, if only he was real. #6 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] I know this may seem absolutely bynanners But you CAN actually make a joke/reply to a joke/make a comment on a picture portraying god...without actually stating whether he exists or not I know, crazy right? Let that sink in for a while I believe in you | ||
| #109 - And then Japan turned Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos, most e… [+] (15 new replies) | 05/10/2013 on Anime interpretations | +3 |
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isuckdickformoney (05/10/2013) [-] my knoweldge on animes is very low , but i think i have watched a couple episodes of this anime . is this the one where the girl is some sort of demon sort of thing and the main characters mother is a demon hunter ? it also mentions cthulhu . if im incorrect then may i have source? #168 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] It basically takes the alien monsters from H.P.Lovecrafts universe, including Nyarlathotep (as shown), Hastur, Shub-Niggurath, Cthulhu, (fairly sure) Yig, (fairly sure) Dagon, and gives them a human form + relationship with the main protagonist #158 -
isuckdickformoney (05/10/2013) [-] sweet . can i have the name again ? thinking about finishing it #144 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Look at that thing in the background. That thing that is the heart of all evil You're telling me you want to fuck that? #166 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Ya, but it's still just an illusion, and his real nature is obvious as well #169 -
captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-] Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifter, he can take over 1000 different forms and often does so, it's part of his job as a propaganda artist and spy. Even if he may look that way, it's just him making himself look that way, and he is still also very evil, which doesn't change no matter which form he takes I much prefer a different theory regarding the show, that she (the alien above) is actually of the same species as Nyarlathotep, or a distant relative, rather than the actual named alien, as that would make her far more adorable and generally lovable. I wouldn't know if that's the case though, I haven't watched the show | ||
| #457 - Well hello there, cutie | 05/10/2013 on captainfuckitall's profile | 0 |
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shiifter (10/06/2013) [-] This still makes me giggle.
Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-] The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.
And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
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anonymous poster (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",
I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.
You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.
You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-] I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation
It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.
Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.
Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
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captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-] Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
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potgardener (06/01/2013) [-] youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-] It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head
Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
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bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
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WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-] I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-] Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
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anonymous poster (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-] no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you
that's why
that's why
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Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
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captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-] thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
