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#342 - Powerpuff girls was actually aimed at prepubescent to entering… 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +1
#143 - No, but you also don't have to post it either. You can if you …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +5
#394 - adu (01/31/2014) [-]
People have posted much stupider before and gotten away with it.
User avatar #406 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
Not that I've seen.

Seriously, I almost always call people out when they do it.

I mean, I understand the point of 'file sharing', but there's a place for that. If you do it out in regular posts, you're just an idiot.
#409 - adu (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought half the point of having a reaction folder was to spam images into inane obscurity.
#141 - Was there a point to that picture, or...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +4
User avatar #142 - snakefire (01/31/2014) [-]
Do I have to say picture unrelated?
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
No, but you also don't have to post it either. You can if you want I suppose, it just seems rather stupid to me.
#394 - adu (01/31/2014) [-]
People have posted much stupider before and gotten away with it.
User avatar #406 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
Not that I've seen.

Seriously, I almost always call people out when they do it.

I mean, I understand the point of 'file sharing', but there's a place for that. If you do it out in regular posts, you're just an idiot.
#409 - adu (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought half the point of having a reaction folder was to spam images into inane obscurity.
#12 - Because there has never been a society born out of peace that …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Did he just +1
#240 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
I think i understand what you are saying.
Im not saying conflicts didnt change the world, it brought the human race to where it stands today, but is it a good thing? I think that if the human race is to develop further we need to make a global peace so that we can act as one, without silly old fashioben distractions as wars.
User avatar #242 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes it is a good thing. And what exactly would peace help us achieve that war could not?
#249 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
Well we could possibly use our resources on better schools , and rebuilding other countries thats suffering right now because of war, and healthcare instead of war. Because war cost alot u know. And we dont gain anything on war anymore, its just a moneydrain.
User avatar #250 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
What do you mean "we don't gain anything from war"? Did you miss the fact that the biggest leaps in every subject were made DURING times of war in every culture? A lack of resources calls for innovation.

Also you could potentially get more supplies, land, and arms sales.
#251 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
But if we all coopperated(think thats how you spell it, haha!) We could gain so much more. We are a more globalized world today, if we could lay the cultural differences behind us and start working together instead of fighting eachother we could solve our common problems together. True that alot of our tecknology has its roots in war. And in the past, whenever people went to war they discovered new ways of doing things, and new tecknology easy. Alot of your arguments are indeed valid and true, but i dont think you can apply them too the modern, globalized world we live in today.
#140 - "It seems a lot of people misunderstand the feelings behi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +2
User avatar #858 - jukuku (02/01/2014) [-]
They was no need to omit that he was trying to articulate how he felt about the whole thing and why he thought the phenomenon of ridicule exists for the fans of MLP.

"But don't get your panties in a twist because what I say is true."

You think WAY too highly of yourself.
User avatar #863 - articulate (02/01/2014) [-]
fuk u
User avatar #910 - jukuku (02/03/2014) [-]
How often do you get notifications?
User avatar #911 - articulate (02/03/2014) [-]
Probably averages to about one a day.
User avatar #909 - jukuku (02/03/2014) [-]
HAHA.
User avatar #861 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
Well yes there was. When writing something you need to be concise and get to the point or else nobody is going to take you seriously.

I don't 'think' anything, I KNOW it's true, and whether or whether not you care to take writing lessons from me doesn't make it any less so.
#10 - That is exactly what I am implying.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Did he just 0
#11 - jarle (01/31/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
Because there has never been a society born out of peace that could compete, in any rational sense of the word, with a society born out of conflict. Conflict is what decides evolution, conflict is what causes growth an adaptation, conflict is what defines you and allows you to mold what you like out of yourself. Yes, I can understand the positivity behind "But people would be killed otherwise!", but there is no way that saving a few human lives in the grand scheme of things would make up for entire generations of improvement lost. You may even look in history books if you like, and see that every society (aside from the most ancient ones, perhaps) were spurred and improved most drastically in times of war and conflict (and even those ancient ones were spurred out of religion).
#240 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
I think i understand what you are saying.
Im not saying conflicts didnt change the world, it brought the human race to where it stands today, but is it a good thing? I think that if the human race is to develop further we need to make a global peace so that we can act as one, without silly old fashioben distractions as wars.
User avatar #242 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes it is a good thing. And what exactly would peace help us achieve that war could not?
#249 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
Well we could possibly use our resources on better schools , and rebuilding other countries thats suffering right now because of war, and healthcare instead of war. Because war cost alot u know. And we dont gain anything on war anymore, its just a moneydrain.
User avatar #250 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
What do you mean "we don't gain anything from war"? Did you miss the fact that the biggest leaps in every subject were made DURING times of war in every culture? A lack of resources calls for innovation.

Also you could potentially get more supplies, land, and arms sales.
#251 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
But if we all coopperated(think thats how you spell it, haha!) We could gain so much more. We are a more globalized world today, if we could lay the cultural differences behind us and start working together instead of fighting eachother we could solve our common problems together. True that alot of our tecknology has its roots in war. And in the past, whenever people went to war they discovered new ways of doing things, and new tecknology easy. Alot of your arguments are indeed valid and true, but i dont think you can apply them too the modern, globalized world we live in today.
#13 - I really cannot think of any reason why he would ask a second … 01/31/2014 on Cringe 0
#7 - Well yes and no. Fedora's are not associated with peo… 01/31/2014 on Everyone +6
#6 - >Implying world peace is actually something that should be attained  [+] (9 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Did he just -1
#9 - jarle (01/31/2014) [-]
Are you implying it should not?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
That is exactly what I am implying.
#11 - jarle (01/31/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
Because there has never been a society born out of peace that could compete, in any rational sense of the word, with a society born out of conflict. Conflict is what decides evolution, conflict is what causes growth an adaptation, conflict is what defines you and allows you to mold what you like out of yourself. Yes, I can understand the positivity behind "But people would be killed otherwise!", but there is no way that saving a few human lives in the grand scheme of things would make up for entire generations of improvement lost. You may even look in history books if you like, and see that every society (aside from the most ancient ones, perhaps) were spurred and improved most drastically in times of war and conflict (and even those ancient ones were spurred out of religion).
#240 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
I think i understand what you are saying.
Im not saying conflicts didnt change the world, it brought the human race to where it stands today, but is it a good thing? I think that if the human race is to develop further we need to make a global peace so that we can act as one, without silly old fashioben distractions as wars.
User avatar #242 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
Yes it is a good thing. And what exactly would peace help us achieve that war could not?
#249 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
Well we could possibly use our resources on better schools , and rebuilding other countries thats suffering right now because of war, and healthcare instead of war. Because war cost alot u know. And we dont gain anything on war anymore, its just a moneydrain.
User avatar #250 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
What do you mean "we don't gain anything from war"? Did you miss the fact that the biggest leaps in every subject were made DURING times of war in every culture? A lack of resources calls for innovation.

Also you could potentially get more supplies, land, and arms sales.
#251 - jarle (02/01/2014) [-]
But if we all coopperated(think thats how you spell it, haha!) We could gain so much more. We are a more globalized world today, if we could lay the cultural differences behind us and start working together instead of fighting eachother we could solve our common problems together. True that alot of our tecknology has its roots in war. And in the past, whenever people went to war they discovered new ways of doing things, and new tecknology easy. Alot of your arguments are indeed valid and true, but i dont think you can apply them too the modern, globalized world we live in today.
#84 - Most are, though. And I personally dislike the Fandom…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +8
User avatar #85 - teratorn (01/31/2014) [-]
Thats a fact yeah but i never posted anything pony related to anywhere.Either funnyjunk or deviantart or any other website so dont blame me.
#83 - Anon is right, that really was awful. I'm not even sa…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +1
User avatar #132 - jukuku (01/31/2014) [-]
"just the way you talked makes you seem like a fag."

He coherently stated why he feels it is just a hobby with no other real purpose, for many people in the fanbase and then you proceed to say he seems like a fag? You're a disgusting piece of shit and I really hope you realize how incredibly ignorant you sound.
User avatar #140 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
"It seems a lot of people misunderstand the feelings behind it, so here's my two-cents

For most people, MLP is an enjoyable TV show. That's it. That's the extent of it. It's cute ponies doing cute things. There's nothing harmful or perverse in it. It's also a way to escape real life, like most pass-times are. We don't obsess over it any more than fans of, say, Doctor Who or Legend of Korra do. And for some of us, it's like a hobby.

It's true that some perverts like it and some of us are the stereotypical neckbeard, but it in no way means every fan of MLP is like that. The reason the fandom has that stigma is precisely because of the "cringe factor" that made the pictures in this comp worthy of inclusion, even though that's only a few out of the bunch.

Also it's in poor taste to be judgmental over something you've never seen."

There, I improved his entire comment with 1162 letters to spare. He did not 'coherently state it', I did. He also added unnecessary points, involved himself where he didn't need to, over-typed, spoke with self-righteousness, and generally wrote like I can imagine those exact people on the comp writing.

If you feel the need to defend him, you go right ahead. But don't get your panties in a twist because what I say is true.
User avatar #858 - jukuku (02/01/2014) [-]
They was no need to omit that he was trying to articulate how he felt about the whole thing and why he thought the phenomenon of ridicule exists for the fans of MLP.

"But don't get your panties in a twist because what I say is true."

You think WAY too highly of yourself.
User avatar #863 - articulate (02/01/2014) [-]
fuk u
User avatar #910 - jukuku (02/03/2014) [-]
How often do you get notifications?
User avatar #911 - articulate (02/03/2014) [-]
Probably averages to about one a day.
User avatar #909 - jukuku (02/03/2014) [-]
HAHA.
User avatar #861 - captainfuckitall (02/01/2014) [-]
Well yes there was. When writing something you need to be concise and get to the point or else nobody is going to take you seriously.

I don't 'think' anything, I KNOW it's true, and whether or whether not you care to take writing lessons from me doesn't make it any less so.
#82 - You mean 'different' like all the other cartoon shows targeted…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 +7
#242 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
As far as I'm concerned, everyone was into Powerpuff Girls, and that's aimed towards little girls...
User avatar #342 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
Powerpuff girls was actually aimed at prepubescent to entering puberty. It also (in my opinion) had far more going for it than just "cute X doing cute things"
#90 - That's nice. You have no idea what 'intimate' means, do you? 01/31/2014 on Boobs -1
#89 - The dressing room is for dresses. She could have used the bath…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Boobs 0
User avatar #91 - halfi (01/31/2014) [-]
If it is true yes, I should mention that my source might not be too credible, considering it was just some comment on Imgur, where the picture was taken from
#13 - Because it's a baby sucking on its mothers breast. How is that…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Boobs +2
User avatar #18 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
You're joking right? That's what breasts are for, feeding the fucking baby! The only reason breasts are considered sexual is because we made them sexual. If a baby isn't fed, it'll start to cry and scream
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
That's nice. You have no idea what 'intimate' means, do you?
User avatar #22 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
It's still intimate, it is a close bonding exercise when the mother feeds her child and it learns trust. And breasts ARE secondary sex organs.
User avatar #23 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
So you'd rather have a baby kick and scream in public?
User avatar #24 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Never said that, and I don't get uncomfortable if I see that, BUT the store has a right to tell her to leave and there are places she could have gone where no one would care. The fact that they denied her to use the dressing room, rude as it is, should have been the hint not to do it in the store.
User avatar #26 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
Feeding a baby is different than other intimate acts, simply because it is necessary. You can wait to kiss or have sex, but a baby needs to be fed.
User avatar #28 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
The baby also doesn't need to be fed instantly, she can take a couple seconds to walk out of the store, sit down, then feed the baby.
User avatar #34 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about the store (though it's stupid that a woman can't feed her baby in a store that sells sexy clothing), I'm talking in general
User avatar #35 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh in general there shouldn't be a huge fuss, actually wish they'd make areas where it's ok for women to breastfeed so easily offended people can avoid if they're really fragile. In the same though, just because they sell sexy clothes shouldn't make them automatically about nudity (not just her, just in general). They actually stay pretty classy about it.
User avatar #38 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
My apologies, I fear we had a misunderstanding. I'll take my red thumb back.
User avatar #39 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Ya I don't mind the public stuff, but we need to get designated areas for this like smokers having spots.
#2 - For those of you wondering, because I never got it for years e…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on give a stoormtrooper a red... +4
#13 - tazze (01/30/2014) [-]
except that's wrong, Stormtroopers are the elite forces of the empire and if you watch closely you'll see that every time there's an encounter between stormtroopers and non-heroes, the stormtroopers are pretty efficient, it's just that the scripts for the movies suck and go against the canon because they favor the heroes no matter what
User avatar #12 - milliardopeace (01/30/2014) [-]
i love this quote from a star trek study.
“Although Enterprise crew members in redshirts suffer many more casualties than crew members in other uniforms, they suffer fewer casualties than crew members in gold uniforms when the entire population size is considered. Only 10% of the entire redshirt population was lost during the three year run of Star Trek. This is less than the 13.4% of goldshirts, but more than the 5.1% of blueshirts. What is truly hazardous is not wearing a redshirt, but being a member of the security department. The red-shirted members of security were only 20.9% of the entire crew, but there is a 61.9% chance that the next casualty is in a redshirt and 64.5% chance this red-shirted victim is a member of the security department. The remaining redshirts, operations and engineering make up the largest single population, but only have an 8.6% chance of being a casualty.”

TL;DR gold shirts had higher % of death, red shirts had more actual deaths
#1 - Well ya, regardless of the reason you're still exposing yourse…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Boobs +30
#15 - halfi (01/30/2014) [-]
Just so you know, she asked to use a dressing room, and they told her she could use the alley, and this was after purchasing various items there.
I think its just an asshole move by the store.
User avatar #89 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
The dressing room is for dresses. She could have used the bathroom. More so, what's a mother and her baby doing in a lingerie store? I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must have made some others there feel.

Although, if what you say is true, then yes, the store is more in the wrong than the mother is.
User avatar #91 - halfi (01/31/2014) [-]
If it is true yes, I should mention that my source might not be too credible, considering it was just some comment on Imgur, where the picture was taken from
User avatar #27 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Probably didn't want her taking up room when she could have gone outside. Kinda rude, but a lot of public places don't care really from past experience. The alley comment was just asshole material though.
#9 - youxbarstard (01/30/2014) [-]
While I do get what you're saying, how is a woman feeding her child intimate?
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (01/30/2014) [-]
Because it's a baby sucking on its mothers breast. How is that NOT intimate? "Intimate" is just any deep, personal moment with something or someone, not necessarily sexual
User avatar #18 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
You're joking right? That's what breasts are for, feeding the fucking baby! The only reason breasts are considered sexual is because we made them sexual. If a baby isn't fed, it'll start to cry and scream
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (01/31/2014) [-]
That's nice. You have no idea what 'intimate' means, do you?
User avatar #22 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
It's still intimate, it is a close bonding exercise when the mother feeds her child and it learns trust. And breasts ARE secondary sex organs.
User avatar #23 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
So you'd rather have a baby kick and scream in public?
User avatar #24 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Never said that, and I don't get uncomfortable if I see that, BUT the store has a right to tell her to leave and there are places she could have gone where no one would care. The fact that they denied her to use the dressing room, rude as it is, should have been the hint not to do it in the store.
User avatar #26 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
Feeding a baby is different than other intimate acts, simply because it is necessary. You can wait to kiss or have sex, but a baby needs to be fed.
User avatar #28 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
The baby also doesn't need to be fed instantly, she can take a couple seconds to walk out of the store, sit down, then feed the baby.
User avatar #34 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about the store (though it's stupid that a woman can't feed her baby in a store that sells sexy clothing), I'm talking in general
User avatar #35 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh in general there shouldn't be a huge fuss, actually wish they'd make areas where it's ok for women to breastfeed so easily offended people can avoid if they're really fragile. In the same though, just because they sell sexy clothes shouldn't make them automatically about nudity (not just her, just in general). They actually stay pretty classy about it.
User avatar #38 - thefunnyside (01/30/2014) [-]
My apologies, I fear we had a misunderstanding. I'll take my red thumb back.
User avatar #39 - kinginyellow (01/30/2014) [-]
Ya I don't mind the public stuff, but we need to get designated areas for this like smokers having spots.
#12 - stalini (01/30/2014) [-]
It is.
I don't want to see people doing that shit in public.
I ain't gay
#9 - As useful and funny as this could be, this is the exact type o… 01/30/2014 on I summon you, Peanutbitter! +4
#5 - Not as good as the last ones. 01/30/2014 on So bored +1
#4 - So, is there an...uncensored version?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Animal Crossing: Flags +5
User avatar #17 - fuckthepopo (01/30/2014) [-]
I follow Louistrations on tumblr. There's not.
#5 - spasticpuppet (01/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - zombiejew (01/30/2014) [-]
Nope but there is a thread with shit like it NSFW tgfb.net/dammit/res/21008.html
#37 - stealthpsybeast (01/30/2014) [-]
I like how the time of writing this comment, 12 people favourited it.
#82 - zombiejew (01/31/2014) [-]
hory shit there be 39 nigs
User avatar #72 - chimpaflimp (01/30/2014) [-]
37 now, mate.
User avatar #19 - spasticpuppet (01/30/2014) [-]
That pleases the horde
User avatar #7 - jonathankitty (01/30/2014) [-]
Well shit. That escalated quickly.
#6 - This is the exact type of **** that's making him …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on A champion among men -1
User avatar #10 - Carks (01/30/2014) [-]
I didn't mean it to be taken out of moderation. Someone asked for this comic with the Haribo bear and Peanutbitter, so I made it and sent it to them and decided to post it on here instead.
User avatar #7 - kanatana (01/30/2014) [-]
Keep it in moderation? He at like fifty sugar-free Gummi Bears. On purpose.
#81 - You seem upset It wouldn't be so bad if you weren't s… 01/29/2014 on 1950s fap 0
#2 - Oh man, as a Knight I totally know what you mean. We deal with…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Problems -2
User avatar #13 - vgmddg (01/30/2014) [-]
Fuck It All - parody of Let it go Here. Judging by your username you might like this.
#46 - I feel like Funnyjunk is gonna get really popular, with all th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Funnyjunk Talkshow ? +3
User avatar #71 - newsuperyoshi (01/29/2014) [-]
A toast to our New Golden Age.
#16 - All joking aside, that flail thing was pretty badass. I would … 01/29/2014 on All Hail the New Kings +7

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User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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