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#159 - well that escalated really quickly :P 05/01/2011 on Awkward Restroom Antics 3 0
#303 - he's no match for manbearpig 05/01/2011 on Gargaroth the Destroyer +1
#246 - i swear i learn more from funnyjunk then i do from school... 05/01/2011 on Bullshit Facts +1
#220 - ...i honestly don't have anything to say about this other then… 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
#219 - ahh, my bad :P 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
#216 - it was Einstein's law's of physics but Newton's law's o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
User avatar #221 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Black holes fall under Einstein's theory of relativity, because Newton describes physics as we perceive it, in other words classical mechanics, and black holes are an exception to these laws.
User avatar #218 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
It was Einstein's laws of relativity. He won the Nobel Prize in 1915...
User avatar #219 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
ahh, my bad :P
#97 - Fapocalypse is now officially my favorite word :D 05/01/2011 on crisis avoided +6
#212 - hmmm, you have proven me incorrect. bravo, and thumbs for you …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science +1
User avatar #217 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually when you say that energy can't be created or destroyed, that IS correct, but that doesn't mean that the amount of energy in the universe remains constant... Energy and mass are freely convertible. Just think of the equations E=mc^2 and E=hf. Equating both sides yields hf=mc^2, and as h is constant you're left with "f is proportional to mc^2", so what this states is that any object possessing mass can also be described as possessing a frequency. This describes any object as having a wavelength and due to E=hf they also have an equivalent energy value.

User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
...i honestly don't have anything to say about this other then "FASCINATING :D"
User avatar #214 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Einstein's... Newton didn't even know what energy is, I don't think.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
it was Einstein's law's of physics

but Newton's law's of relativity. which one do black holes fall under? (you'll have to excuse me, it's been a while since I've taken a science class :P)
User avatar #221 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Black holes fall under Einstein's theory of relativity, because Newton describes physics as we perceive it, in other words classical mechanics, and black holes are an exception to these laws.
User avatar #218 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
It was Einstein's laws of relativity. He won the Nobel Prize in 1915...
User avatar #219 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
ahh, my bad :P
#206 - not inside a black hole, they don't. nor during it's creation  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
User avatar #209 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually they do. Black holes aren't completely anomalous; Einstein's theories explain how the universe functions, and why time and space distort as much as they do within a black hole. They're perfectly explainable through modern theories. Though I totally agree with you about the creation thing.
User avatar #212 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
hmmm, you have proven me incorrect. bravo, and thumbs for you good chap :D

then again, when you think about it, the creation of a black-hole is perfectly logical as well. when the mass of an object, is heavier then that which supports it, the supporting object collapses. but if there IS nothing supporting it, then the mass has no place to collapse then on itself just to relieve some of the weight. and as newtons law (or einstein's, i am never quite sure) states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so it HAS to go somewhere :P
User avatar #217 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually when you say that energy can't be created or destroyed, that IS correct, but that doesn't mean that the amount of energy in the universe remains constant... Energy and mass are freely convertible. Just think of the equations E=mc^2 and E=hf. Equating both sides yields hf=mc^2, and as h is constant you're left with "f is proportional to mc^2", so what this states is that any object possessing mass can also be described as possessing a frequency. This describes any object as having a wavelength and due to E=hf they also have an equivalent energy value.

User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
...i honestly don't have anything to say about this other then "FASCINATING :D"
User avatar #214 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Einstein's... Newton didn't even know what energy is, I don't think.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
it was Einstein's law's of physics

but Newton's law's of relativity. which one do black holes fall under? (you'll have to excuse me, it's been a while since I've taken a science class :P)
User avatar #221 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Black holes fall under Einstein's theory of relativity, because Newton describes physics as we perceive it, in other words classical mechanics, and black holes are an exception to these laws.
User avatar #218 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
It was Einstein's laws of relativity. He won the Nobel Prize in 1915...
User avatar #219 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
ahh, my bad :P
#272 - it's harry's dad  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on Oh god ginny. +1
User avatar #274 - ladymarmalade (05/01/2011) [-]
ohhhhhhh, ok. thanks ^_^
#166 - i'm a guy, and i agree with that statement :D 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science +1
#165 - because physics change depending upon location or situations t…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
User avatar #199 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually all of the fundamental laws of physics remain constant, regardless of location... All that changes is the variables, which do not alter the laws of physics.
User avatar #206 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
not inside a black hole, they don't. nor during it's creation
User avatar #209 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually they do. Black holes aren't completely anomalous; Einstein's theories explain how the universe functions, and why time and space distort as much as they do within a black hole. They're perfectly explainable through modern theories. Though I totally agree with you about the creation thing.
User avatar #212 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
hmmm, you have proven me incorrect. bravo, and thumbs for you good chap :D

then again, when you think about it, the creation of a black-hole is perfectly logical as well. when the mass of an object, is heavier then that which supports it, the supporting object collapses. but if there IS nothing supporting it, then the mass has no place to collapse then on itself just to relieve some of the weight. and as newtons law (or einstein's, i am never quite sure) states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so it HAS to go somewhere :P
User avatar #217 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Actually when you say that energy can't be created or destroyed, that IS correct, but that doesn't mean that the amount of energy in the universe remains constant... Energy and mass are freely convertible. Just think of the equations E=mc^2 and E=hf. Equating both sides yields hf=mc^2, and as h is constant you're left with "f is proportional to mc^2", so what this states is that any object possessing mass can also be described as possessing a frequency. This describes any object as having a wavelength and due to E=hf they also have an equivalent energy value.

User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
...i honestly don't have anything to say about this other then "FASCINATING :D"
User avatar #214 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Einstein's... Newton didn't even know what energy is, I don't think.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
it was Einstein's law's of physics

but Newton's law's of relativity. which one do black holes fall under? (you'll have to excuse me, it's been a while since I've taken a science class :P)
User avatar #221 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
Black holes fall under Einstein's theory of relativity, because Newton describes physics as we perceive it, in other words classical mechanics, and black holes are an exception to these laws.
User avatar #218 - ningyoaijin (05/01/2011) [-]
It was Einstein's laws of relativity. He won the Nobel Prize in 1915...
User avatar #219 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
ahh, my bad :P
#163 - but time is relative, is it not? if such is the case, t… 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science 0
#161 - this is actually true. it's the same how if you put an infinit… 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science +3
#158 - i fucking love this man :D  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2011 on Holiday Science +2
User avatar #164 - rebeccaelizabeth (05/01/2011) [-]
hes prettty damnn hott.
User avatar #166 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
i'm a guy, and i agree with that statement :D
#224 - if you haven't noticed, a lot of the same gifs are often poste… 05/01/2011 on 3 Color pen 0
#120 - happens all the time, deal with it, cause there's nothing else…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on pshycological warfare +1
#207 - darylb (05/02/2011) [-]
did i rant? no i accepted it. its just the it works i suppose
#119 - that says a lot about your personality :P 05/01/2011 on pshycological warfare +1
#111 - i wanna be a priest of Cthulhu :D 05/01/2011 on the real word is not that... +1
#61 - i respectfully disagree, good sir 05/01/2011 on Counter Argument -2
#191 - you realize you copied a gif to, right?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2011 on 3 Color pen 0
#221 - bordom (05/01/2011) [-]
not to be a thumb whore and try to get thumbs on a gif that someone else posted on the EXACT same thread
User avatar #224 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2011) [-]
if you haven't noticed, a lot of the same gifs are often posted on the same page. deal with it
#189 - thumbs if your tired of these god-damn-posts... i was b… 05/01/2011 on 3 Color pen 0
#90 - i think you mean "eat out" :P 05/01/2011 on Homework +1
#59 - the 3 best feelings in the world are sex, when someone tells a… 05/01/2011 on the best feeling after... 0
#36 - oh well :P (actually, thats false. at LEAST 1/3 of what… 05/01/2011 on Facts OP part 2 0

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User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#456 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #457 to #456 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Well hello there, cutie
#458 to #457 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
hello
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took fucking YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
User avatar #425 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
CONFUCKINGRATS
User avatar #426 to #435 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#423 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
User avatar #424 to #433 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#418 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
User avatar #419 to #428 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#420 to #429 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
User avatar #421 to #430 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
User avatar #391 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #392 to #401 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
User avatar #393 to #402 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
stop fapping
User avatar #394 to #403 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
#395 to #404 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
im watching
#415 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
User avatar #416 to #425 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/30/2011) [-]
GAH
User avatar #417 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
User avatar #396 to #405 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
User avatar #397 to #406 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
.....keep going
User avatar #400 to #407 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
User avatar #401 to #410 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/20/2011) [-]
eeewww i wass jokeignman
User avatar #402 to #411 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
User avatar #403 to #412 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
THE FUCK
User avatar #404 to #413 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #405 to #414 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
you fapped all day....thinking i was watching?
are yo utrying to tell me somthing
User avatar #406 to #415 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
#407 to #416 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
$100
User avatar #408 to #417 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
User avatar #409 to #418 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
......was joke agin



the fuck man
User avatar #410 to #419 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
User avatar #411 to #420 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
gay
User avatar #413 to #421 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
User avatar #414 to #423 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/26/2011) [-]
was shoooopppeeedddd
User avatar #412 to #421 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch
User avatar #389 to #398 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard
User avatar #386 - BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-]
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
User avatar #387 to #396 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
indeed it has. hey buddy, how's it going? :)
#384 - spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-]
Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
User avatar #385 to #394 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/08/2011) [-]
haha, well i am so glad it did :P

WHAT??? but thats no fun :P
User avatar #378 - Klondyke (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting level 28 on purely comments! :D
User avatar #379 to #388 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. it's nice to be appreciated for the effort :P

in all honesty, i don't even want any fame, i just want someone else to appreciate the trouble :P
User avatar #373 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
you finnally got an avitar!
User avatar #374 to #383 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)

(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
User avatar #376 to #384 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
meh i have a few but to lazy right now
User avatar #377 to #386 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, we shall discuss it later then, my friend :D
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