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#29 - Comment deleted 12/09/2015 on I craft with love 0
#1 - You're in the SFW section, so this best be removed or transferred.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Hello +2
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#4 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/09/2015) [-]
I see-eth no nips, therefore it is not of the NSFW variety, and i do proclaim that it shall be on the front page by the morn!
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#8 - lwlarcopolio (12/09/2015) [-]
God I hate you people. Please, have sex. So you can stop being pathetic online.
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#9 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/09/2015) [-]
i was making a joke asshole
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#10 - ifightdragons (12/09/2015) [-]
it wasnt very funny
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#2 - peanutsaurusrex (12/09/2015) [-]
its not nsfw to FJ's standards
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#39 - It's also worth noting that none of Batman's … 12/08/2015 on Who would WIN? 0
#37 - There actually WAS a scene in one show like that, before they …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Who would WIN? 0
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#38 - ljxjlos (12/08/2015) [-]
Really? Haven´t seen that.

Exactly. Just look at Tony Stark. He´s more intelligent then Bruce Wayne is. And the Tech in his Universe is higher developed at least I´m pretty sure it is. I mean, seriously, the guy weaponized the fucking sun ...but if he stood alone against Thanos everybody knows that he´s fucked, simply because, in his world, he´s a somehow realistically written character, not some kind of plotgod.
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#39 - captainfuckitall (12/08/2015) [-]
Batman and Green Lantern Vs. Superman

It's also worth noting that none of Batman's plans involving kryptonite have worked either in the way they were supposed to or even at all.
#30 - The fact that there are at least some people admitting Vader w…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Who would WIN? 0
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#36 - ljxjlos (12/08/2015) [-]
I´m really hoping that Dawn of Justice will give us a scene where Batman just throws out all of his gadgets, one after another, armoured vehicles, his own powersuit, traps, energy-weapons, martial arts, bombs, everything that he´s got, with Supes just hitting everything that gets thrown to at him to the side without breaking a sweat.

Just so that the whole dickriding-business about batman will finally come to an end.
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#37 - captainfuckitall (12/08/2015) [-]
There actually WAS a scene in one show like that, before they actually knew eachother, with Batman transporting some strange goods and Superman stopping him, and Batman is throwing all of his gadgets, everything he can, even full fighting him before trying to escape, and Superman is just non-chalantly floating toward Batman, waving away all of his gadgets and politely questioning him about what he's doing with the package.

The biggest problem with Batman fanboys is that they don't seem to realize that intelligence doesn't equate to the ability to see it through.

You could be the smartest person alive, and know exactly what mechanism you must build to lift a 10 ton gate, but that doesn't mean you're going to have the strength to lift a gear to build it.
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#38 - ljxjlos (12/08/2015) [-]
Really? Haven´t seen that.

Exactly. Just look at Tony Stark. He´s more intelligent then Bruce Wayne is. And the Tech in his Universe is higher developed at least I´m pretty sure it is. I mean, seriously, the guy weaponized the fucking sun ...but if he stood alone against Thanos everybody knows that he´s fucked, simply because, in his world, he´s a somehow realistically written character, not some kind of plotgod.
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#39 - captainfuckitall (12/08/2015) [-]
Batman and Green Lantern Vs. Superman

It's also worth noting that none of Batman's plans involving kryptonite have worked either in the way they were supposed to or even at all.
#11 - There's another red one if you're on full black world tendency… 12/06/2015 on Demon's Souls Post. +1
#10 - That's why you infect/poison them. It severely reduces the eff… 12/06/2015 on Demon's Souls Post. +1
#9 - >Not giving Stockpile Thomas the comb What a *****… 12/06/2015 on Demon's Souls Post. +3