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|#16 - Luckily kids, this is all the French you need to know in order… [+] (23 new replies)||04/24/2014 on The language of love||+3|
#22 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh fuck me, man...
Okay, Canada is made up of three peoples; Indians, English, and French who came down from France. In coming down from France, they not only believed they were better than the rest of the French because they were more modern and progressive, but also inherently better than the English already, because, you know, they're French. Now, what ends up happening when they bring their bitch asses down here, instead of assimilating and growing into bigger villages like the rest of us, decided to stay into these tiny, tight-knit communities where only other French people were allowed to go. This in itself wasn't a problem except for the fact they would FIGHT YOU if you actually tried to do anything in "their territory"; The Indians and The English actually got along much better than the English and French or French and Indians ever did. So eventually fights broke out and the English won due to greater numbers and better weaponry, but all the French chalk this down to is "The English are scheming, lying bastards who can only cheat to win. And they co-operated with filthy Indians instead of staying pure like us". Flash-Forward to modern times, they constantly head-butt everyone around them saying that because they are French they are STILL better than everyone else around them, and because they bring in a lot of revenue due to being a tourist attraction, they goad everyone else about how much money they make and how they're more "Canadian" than the rest of Canada when the rest of Canada has also given them special privileges such as shipping costs and tax exemption on far more areas than there should be.
Now, if you go to Quebec now it will be nice and awesome in all the tourist populated areas, but if you even go a STREET away from them, nobody will talk to you or even acknowledge you. Oh no, they can speak English just fine, they will just REFUSE to speak it to you because you are in 'their land' and you are less than them (continued)
#42 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice try you filthy frenchie, but I'm not fallin' for that shit.
On a more serious note, while I haven't lived there I've known people who have and have had proper history courses. As a matter of fact I read multiple accounts of history from Quebec sources as well and that's WHY I say what I say. Politics here are a mess and that's exactly why I pay attention to them, and it's no secret that most of Quebec adults are made up Imperialists
#43 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
I've had MULTIPLE COURSES (obligatory in Quebec, surprise surprise) on the why and the actual events you described and each and EVERY THING you said IS HEAVILY BIASED by the hate you have towards the population of Quebec.
Which, in a sens, is kinda funny, since you blame them for hating everyone else that much but just look at you.
#46 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
I asked asked why Canada hates Quebec and so I explained it. The hate is not irrational nor is it unjustified. I did not exaggerate and everything I said is true unless something has changed drastically in the last few years. Citizens of Quebec do consider themselves more 'pure' than others, they consider themselves better than both English and France French, they were some of the most bigoted and racist people IN Canada throughout the time of its population, they do demand more provincial rights than any other place because they feel more important, they have more seats in government because they feel more important, they did have terrorist organizations, and it is still illegal to have signs in Mono-English.
I mean good lords, look at how you're speaking now; you've said you've studied all this and yet I'm the one exaggerating despite the fact that it's literally common knowledge in Canada
#50 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
"Most common knowledge in Canada" : just a bunch of prejudices.
You do NOT live here. You do NOT know how it actually is.
I have not met ONE PERSON in the entire 20 years I have lived in Quebec who thinks of them superior than the rest of Canada because of a so-called "pureness". Should you know, a LOT of french canadian wedded indians when they first came here. The "coureur des bois" would frequently interact with amerindians and we did not despise them as you'd think.
There's so many points on how you're wrong, it's incredible.
I do not hate Canada, I do not want to separate from Canada, but getting spit in the face repeatedly for unbased prejudices kinda explains how a part of the population do not like the rest of Canada, hence producing a vicious circle.
Here, your OWN PRESS is starting to explain things about Quebec to unveil bits of truth where biggotry had it's place: opinion.financialpost.com/2014/03/20/lawrence-solomon-canada-needs-quebec/
#25 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
Being Californian, I can't really relate to the heritage aspect of it, we're pretty much a melting pod throughout all nationalities \ races, with the exception being asian girls who pretend not to date outside their race to please their grandparents. Thanks for the explanation, since I married a Canadian I'm supposed to become one soon, but so far the minor differences in the culture confuse me.
#29 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
As long as you're in the more Western parts of Canada it doesn't matter. As you go more east past the flatlands it becomes more important regarding your heritage and liking to the culture, but it's still mostly trivial unless you're in the French parts of it.
For the most part, Canada really is a wonderful place and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else; but the politics here are just an absolute mess.
#24 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
You CANNOT be mono-English and live in Quebec. You will be mugged, assaulted, beaten, robbed, spit on, insulted, and avoided because they hate you. They actually seriously hate you because you're English and in their territory and the POLICE agree with them! Of course they'll investigate anything bad that happens, but it's just like Russian police regarding assaults on homosexuals in that nobody takes it seriously. Way back in the days when Quebec was seriously trying to get to office instead of just doing it to stroke their ego's, a terrorist organization was actually birthed. Yes, read that again, Quebec had a terrorist organization. They would destroy English shops, attack English people, light places on fire, and even killed an English politician staying in Quebec at the time. The Canadian Government asked Quebec to chill the fuck out and help find the terrorists because, you know, THEY KILLED PEOPLE, and of course Quebec didn't do fuck all. Everyone from the civilians to police officials were un-cooperative and unwilling to give assistance because they still felt like this tight knit community that had to look out for eachother, so our Government had to seriously crack down on them in order to force terrorists to confess, and they started BITCHING about this! They actually wrote complains and articles and journals about how the English were oppressing them because they were French and, again, had 'More Canadian Spirit' than everyone else.
And even now, in the most modern times, they demand special privileges and services for their Province, including double to triple the amount of Seats in Parliament that they should have (as every Province has a number of seats according to the size of their province, with Quebec having FAR more than they should). And every time they demand something they follow it up with "Do this or we'll separate from Canada" because they are so fucking convinced we could not survive without them, rather than it just be inconvenient.
#26 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh, and as if that wasn't bad enough, not only do they still want to separate anyways because they're convinced they're better and could survive as their own country, but one of their conditions of separation is still sharing the same currency, so basically "We want everything separate except the wallets".
So ya, that's why the rest of Canada hates them, all the time. Even OTHER French people surrounding Quebec hate them because once you leave their little 'circle' you become a traitor and are unworthy to have French blood or heritage.
They refuse to admit any guilt, they refuse to take any responsibility, they bitch, whine, moan, and complain until they get their way, they make empty threats because they're so egotistical and big-headed, but when push comes to shove they're just cowardly pussies who can't do anything on their own.
Holy fuck, I WISH they would separate just so we could bomb the shit out of them and have them come back with their tail between their legs and swallowing their pride. I hate Quebec so fucking much.
#31 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
Unlike what you seem to think we're not all a bunch of elitist pricks. I despise the way our government tried to "protect" French in the province by forcing everyone to learn French and making it harder for French-speakers to learn English (both of which are retarded ideas by the way).
#32 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. In that case don't tell anyone else that, you might be regarded as a race-traitor.
I'm not even kidding, I've heard multiple stories about people from Quebec and Ontario who disagreed with regular policies and were treated like Homosexuals coming out to a extremist christian family.
#36 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
Thing is people here have become disinterested in politics, every party here sucks huge donkey balls and it doesn't look like it's about to change any time soon.
And even if we did become a country, we can't even get a good prime minister as a province and our parties are always stuck shoulder-deep in corruption scandals. That's hardly a good base on which to build a functional country.
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#136 - fzjoss (04/24/2014) [-]
Biiiiiiiitch please, what about the demon hunter in diablo 3? My cousin was playing as the wizard (i dont recall the exact name) and he was already level 12, and then i joined in as a lvl 1 demon hunter (which is basically an archer).
8 Levels in was already dealing more dps than his wizard (which was simultaneosly leveling up with me at the same rate, we aint no casuals, we game hardcore)
#139 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Wizards and magic based players tend to be the most adaptive and responsive to numerous situations. They're not the best killers, of course; but they have a very high survivability rate.
Generally, I'd rather do 25 damage to 4 guys than 100 damage to 1, and likewise, I would rather do 50 damage with a ranged attack than 100 with a melee. It all just comes down to how well you pace yourself and the efficiency of your kills, rather than absolute damage output (Besides, when you're surrounded, that kinda shit is what saves your ass).
#140 - fzjoss (04/24/2014) [-]
True, i did got fucked up while i was surrounded, but i dealt so much damage that it made us progress far and quickly in the game, to the point where he was just there aiding me, while i was doing pretty much everything, if i stopped shooting my volley of arrows we would become quickly surrounded and die, and if he stopped attacking it would be just fine, besides i had more health too
He even got mad at it
We dont play diablo 3 anymore
#300 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
2-3? 2 TO MOTHER FUCKING 3?!?!?!?!!
Your a faggot ass mother fucking monk, a broken class.
Reason's why monks are faggot queers and need to be a)deleted, or b) completely remade
1. You can deal some heavy hits
2. You decide when and where to fight with you 8000million different rolling / mario kart bullet abilities
3. if your health gets low you just life cocoon, and unless theres a warrior, you mine as well just switch
4. If not life cocoon, you ToK someone, so you HAVE to switch off of him, or your own team is suddenly killing itself
5. oh you don't wanna fight anymore? okay just roll away, or mario kart bullet yourself away. see ya later.
Monks are a broken class - as is all dps classes that can heal themselves an insane amount.
But monks especially because they are the most annoying class in the game.
Monks are more OP than DK's were when they came out.
#302 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
I would have no problem with ToK, if it wasn't so damn subtle + the monk can STILL hit me while i cant hit him.
Too often I miss ToK being activated, even with my addon which speaks the abilities that are used by enemies around me.
Many other classes have a bubble that they cant be attacking during.
But they can either be a) spellsteal b) shattering throw c) i think theres a third one but i cant remember
Monks cant have any of those done to them.
Which is why i cannot wait for the nerf hammer to come down and deal sweet retribution on monks in pvp.
i honestly dont care how op you are in pve, it just makes it easier.
Except Wpvp which is basically pve
#312 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't think its a matter of being OP, its just a subtle mechanic that you gotta learn how to deal with. The DoT from ToK can be dispelled, its magic. Rogues can cloak the dot off, other monks can diffuse magic it, pallies can bubble it, Mass dispell... you see where I'm going here.
Don't think of ToK as an immunity, its a reflective absorb. Its purpose is to stop huge burst spikes in pvp, like ret pallies and warriors.
Pro tip: Get a Weakaura made to yell at you when you have ToK on you, it will help your reaction time a fuck ton.
#313 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
True, but ToK can't be removed like every other bubble in the game. Also, if you dont have a dispell, and your in a random BG, you have all the nubs attacking the monk anyway.
Basically there needs to be less dps heals, and less bubbling in pvp. WoD seems to be doing that for us, and i am excited
#123 - fefe (04/24/2014) [-]
I think its the Nick Jr show, Lazy Town. Not 100% on that though.
#100 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm, I understand what you mean. I understand that a ranger or mage isn't exactly supposed to take a lot of damage, but I think every character should be able to hold their own against another, or at least have a strength/weakness to select other classes to keep it fair.
And you're right, Melee fights are far more fluid and enjoyable than just two guys shooting at eachother from a distance (and the melee fight sequences are usually much more badass).
#103 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
To each their own though, some want to be the spell slinger that never dies and can keep their enemies away with precision. Some want to punch that spellslinger right in the cunt as he starts casting a spell. I am the latter.
#105 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
It must really turn a knot in your stomach when "hand-to-hand" classes suck in most games. I feel for you, man. Rarely do any games have an actual functional Necromancer class. The only time the pain goes away for even a second is when I get to resurrect my friends.
#107 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
One of my best gaming buddies LOVES pet classes, specifically necro. Its really really hard to find a game we can both enjoy and not have one of us totally suck dick. Only success so far is guildwars, but theres really no monk in 2.
It has gotten to the point though that when I look at a new game/patch and see "Monk" or "fighter" I pray to the gods of game making that I can play the way I want.
#109 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm, I getcha. The whole point of gaming is to become the person you can't be in real life, after-all; and if you can't properly play WHO you want to be, what's the point? It really takes out of the experience and pleasure of the game, but luckily most games have some variation of what you like or could use.
#112 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
I've gotta jet for the night, 3AM here. peace, and may the gods of games make a necro to fit your style
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