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#23 - Oh, you seemed to have misread. I never said a human was stron… 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
#42 - Why does that Walrus have a bum on his face?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I'll Never Forget 0
User avatar #44 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
because that is how a walrus do
#77 - That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#72 - I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts. 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#6 - Actually, the relationship of strength between Humans and Apes…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
User avatar #10 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
The strongest man in the history of the world do not even come CLOSE to the strength of a gorilla.

Even an Orangutan is about 8 times stronger than an average person. It can rip your arms off if it wanted to.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
And you don't think an Olympic strong-man could do that? I still think people don't really get just how strong even an untrained human can be if they were forced into that situation.
User avatar #25 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude, most people can't even open a jar of pickles. okay maybe they can

In no way whatsoever, would any human have even the slightest chance against a Gorilla OR an Orangutan.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the matter. Good day to you sir.
#7 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
So you think gorillas' brains don't condition them not to always use their full strength? Please. Some of the things you said are correct, but the fact is, the upper body strength of the average silverback gorilla is several times greater than that of any strongman in the world. Their occasional feats of strength demonstrate it clearly, when even lacking the motivation and discipline that a human may have, they're able to bend steel pipes with one hand, break trees, easily throw wooden logs that 4 or 5 people couldn't lift, etc. Even chimps may brutalize any human if provoked, and they're much smaller. Zoo handlers know to always submit to an alpha male gorilla, else he may irritably break their limbs.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh, you seemed to have misread. I never said a human was stronger than a Silverback Gorrila (and yes that is significant, considering it's one of the biggest and strongest of Gorrilas). And yes, their brain does do that, but they are also more animalistic and less logic oriented than humans are, their left brains aren't as developed.
#65 - So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#63 - You're still on about that, are you? If I didn't know better, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +3
User avatar #64 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
You just like Hitler, don't you?
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from my comments by involving previous comments that had nothing to do with the current subject, then when I tell you why you are incorrect in these statements and why my claims were justified, you completely ignore them and go straight to making me seem like the bad guy.

Cute.

As a matter of fact, yes I do like Hitler. I think he was a good person who tried to do his best for his people and just didn't quite know how to; I think if he had better advisers or judgement, he could have been one of the worlds greatest beneficiaries.

Than again, you already knew this, didn't you? Because I told you so before. You're only asking it here because you want me to admit it in order to be justified when you next insult me, or do anything else that would involve as little work as possible and you still coming out on top.
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#58 - I'm not sure what you mean. In Mien Kampf (I haven't read it i…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too 0
User avatar #61 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
I was referring to that time you said Hitler was not racist
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
You're still on about that, are you? If I didn't know better, I'd assume you were infatuated with me by your constant attempts at seeking me out.

In any case, to explain myself, I do not consider Hitler a racist, because, as I even showed YOU, he did not hate people based upon skin colour. He employed numerous different races of Nazi's, including Black, Jewish, and Homosexual Nazi's, and even gave some of them high praise and personal honours. What Hitler was is defined as "Anti-semetic", which (although the reason for it escapes me) is not the same as sheer Racism.
User avatar #64 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
You just like Hitler, don't you?
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from my comments by involving previous comments that had nothing to do with the current subject, then when I tell you why you are incorrect in these statements and why my claims were justified, you completely ignore them and go straight to making me seem like the bad guy.

Cute.

As a matter of fact, yes I do like Hitler. I think he was a good person who tried to do his best for his people and just didn't quite know how to; I think if he had better advisers or judgement, he could have been one of the worlds greatest beneficiaries.

Than again, you already knew this, didn't you? Because I told you so before. You're only asking it here because you want me to admit it in order to be justified when you next insult me, or do anything else that would involve as little work as possible and you still coming out on top.
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#39 - She did get in trouble, actually. 11/13/2013 on Girls don't fart +14
#105 - Oh. I see. You're one of 'those' posters. Nevermind then, enjo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on every tumblr story ever -1
#106 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
yep, more red thumbs the better
#103 - We mostly post Tumblr because we're laughing at them, not with…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on every tumblr story ever 0
#104 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
No it's just because this whole site is gay and fucking sucks
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh. I see. You're one of 'those' posters. Nevermind then, enjoy your own comments.
#106 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
yep, more red thumbs the better
#47 - I didn't say he didn't believe he should work, all of them did… 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +2
#5 - Who says it's not? 11/13/2013 on Doesn't afraid of anything +1
#18 - Wine is actually very good for you in moderation, and contains…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Wine +20
#37 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
you, beer doesn't contain estrogen, idiot. the term is phytoestrogens, a derivative of estrogen-like substances found in plants, which are different on a molecular level significant enough to not function at all the same as human estrogen.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
You're right, it is phytoestrogens, but it's near commonly accepted fact among the weightlifting, scientific, and other communities that actually pain attention to this stuff that beer does, in fact, raise your estrogen levels; search it up on Google if you're not convinced, find anything you can about how to "Lower Estrogen Levels" and one of the first pieces of advice would be to stop drinking beer.
#28 - bodox (11/13/2013) [-]
#41 - Certainly. Thank you very much for that very detailed…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#73 - verbavolant (11/13/2013) [-]
I really don't like you. dashgamer said in his very first post " so there was no "life" to his pictures." and you started to troll him, then foliap pretty much said the same thing to you (except more detailed) and now you're all "oh thanks man at least someone can educate me".
I agree with you tho, art is subjective and personal, and you may like it or not (I personally don't care about hitler's art whatsoever), but your attitude was really bad in this thread.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask that if you are going to dislike me, dislike me on something that's actually true.

1. Indeed he did say that, and I said that I disagreed, purely on a matter of opinion.
2. I did not 'troll' anyone. Through-out then entire conversation I was calm, organized, and willing to listen to anything that actually had basis.
3. Indeed, however he also explained it better, used multiple examples, gave other explanations as to why, and actually talked about why it was a fact his work wasn't poplar, rather than just opinion.
4. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. First you say that it's a point against me because I 'troll', then you say it's a point against me because I am polite and appreciate someone else's input. If you're going to make a point, make it clear.
5. I fail to see how my attitude has been bad at all considering I wasn't the one slinging an insult with every comment, I wasn't the one swearing, I wasn't the one using all capitals, I wasn't the one being belligerent, and I wasn't the one who essentially said 'everyone who has a different opinion just has bad taste'.
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#4 - Whenever something like this would happen, I would just get an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I like trains +7
User avatar #10 - brucekillah (11/15/2013) [-]
The people getting paid for the expense win. You are the bright light of capitalism
#8 - What if they're intentionally making their army look like … 11/13/2013 on North Korean camo +3
#36 - Why does the black guy of Ultimate Muscle have a bum on his face?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'll Never Forget +1
User avatar #41 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
he's not black he's a walrus
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Why does that Walrus have a bum on his face?
User avatar #44 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
because that is how a walrus do
#13 - those aren't posts those are cows you stupid cunt 11/13/2013 on now this -2
#14 - I've just seen the political game as swimming around in a pool… 11/13/2013 on The only right not severely... -1
#36 - See, you literally have nothing else constructive to put into …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
User avatar #38 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
If I may interject. Hitler's paintings are and were nothing new, just landscapes and architecture. And the main issue with this is which needs to be taken into consideration is that his paintings aren't that outstanding compared to the many, many other paintings of landscapes and architecture. The reason and issue for why he was not accepted had nothing to do with lack of talent, but lack of expression and creativity. Art is a visual communications of ideas, which is something his paintings are lacking, they're less artworks than they are studies. BUT lets say he did something with them, something that made them stand out and more interesting,
take this piece for example. I say it's on par with Hitler's abilities, but what's different with this? It's use of brush stokes, the blend of blurred and finer detail, the stark vivid colours but most of all this painting achieves mood. People need to understand that art essentially has genres, and each genre produces different style and type. Simple doesn't mean bad, it's what is being communicated that matters first and foremost.
just to repeat, realistic landscapes and people is overdone as fuck and there needs to be more substance, originality and vaster use of conventions.

And yes, a red and black square on a wall in a gallery is bullshit and isn't true art in my eye.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Certainly.

Thank you very much for that very detailed and thought out response. I can see your point now, and while I still believe Hitler was a good artist as far as skill goes, I can see why some do not consider him a good artist and also why he wasn't accepted. I guess just so much of the art I've seen in recent years has been awful 'modern art' (which tends to be just a broom and a rock placed near eachother) that I have really come to respect and admire subtle artwork, landscapes, and proper diagrams. Whether it is a matter of opinion of just a breath of fresh air to me, I still like his art, but thank you very much for explaining why others do not. I have seen the light, you may rest knowing you have educated me, and I will always appreciate it.
#73 - verbavolant (11/13/2013) [-]
I really don't like you. dashgamer said in his very first post " so there was no "life" to his pictures." and you started to troll him, then foliap pretty much said the same thing to you (except more detailed) and now you're all "oh thanks man at least someone can educate me".
I agree with you tho, art is subjective and personal, and you may like it or not (I personally don't care about hitler's art whatsoever), but your attitude was really bad in this thread.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask that if you are going to dislike me, dislike me on something that's actually true.

1. Indeed he did say that, and I said that I disagreed, purely on a matter of opinion.
2. I did not 'troll' anyone. Through-out then entire conversation I was calm, organized, and willing to listen to anything that actually had basis.
3. Indeed, however he also explained it better, used multiple examples, gave other explanations as to why, and actually talked about why it was a fact his work wasn't poplar, rather than just opinion.
4. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. First you say that it's a point against me because I 'troll', then you say it's a point against me because I am polite and appreciate someone else's input. If you're going to make a point, make it clear.
5. I fail to see how my attitude has been bad at all considering I wasn't the one slinging an insult with every comment, I wasn't the one swearing, I wasn't the one using all capitals, I wasn't the one being belligerent, and I wasn't the one who essentially said 'everyone who has a different opinion just has bad taste'.
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#40 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
pic to reflect on sorry
#10 - The time and your tiredness is no excuse for your awful Englis… 11/13/2013 on A stupid avatar post +3
#34 - Based upon what, exactly? Other than your insistence …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#35 - dashgamer (11/13/2013) [-]
BASED UPON
THE FUCKING FACTS
OF THE PAINTINGS FLAWS
WHICH I HAVE LISTED FOR YOU
EXPLICITLY AND SPECIFICALLY
YOU FUCKING MORON
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
See, you literally have nothing else constructive to put into the argument, yet you still insist on having the last word. You're only proving my point.

Furthermore: 'Conspirators Mindset', everything has flaws when you look for them, as said, I could name many from just looking at the graduated pictures and I'm not even a professional critic. You did list them off, and I am thankful for that, but all I said was that even given those flaws I do not consider his paintings 'worse' than the awful paintings and sculptures shown below, it is you who, again, continues to sling insults, ad hominems, and generally act like a raging child.
User avatar #38 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
If I may interject. Hitler's paintings are and were nothing new, just landscapes and architecture. And the main issue with this is which needs to be taken into consideration is that his paintings aren't that outstanding compared to the many, many other paintings of landscapes and architecture. The reason and issue for why he was not accepted had nothing to do with lack of talent, but lack of expression and creativity. Art is a visual communications of ideas, which is something his paintings are lacking, they're less artworks than they are studies. BUT lets say he did something with them, something that made them stand out and more interesting,
take this piece for example. I say it's on par with Hitler's abilities, but what's different with this? It's use of brush stokes, the blend of blurred and finer detail, the stark vivid colours but most of all this painting achieves mood. People need to understand that art essentially has genres, and each genre produces different style and type. Simple doesn't mean bad, it's what is being communicated that matters first and foremost.
just to repeat, realistic landscapes and people is overdone as fuck and there needs to be more substance, originality and vaster use of conventions.

And yes, a red and black square on a wall in a gallery is bullshit and isn't true art in my eye.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Certainly.

Thank you very much for that very detailed and thought out response. I can see your point now, and while I still believe Hitler was a good artist as far as skill goes, I can see why some do not consider him a good artist and also why he wasn't accepted. I guess just so much of the art I've seen in recent years has been awful 'modern art' (which tends to be just a broom and a rock placed near eachother) that I have really come to respect and admire subtle artwork, landscapes, and proper diagrams. Whether it is a matter of opinion of just a breath of fresh air to me, I still like his art, but thank you very much for explaining why others do not. I have seen the light, you may rest knowing you have educated me, and I will always appreciate it.
#73 - verbavolant (11/13/2013) [-]
I really don't like you. dashgamer said in his very first post " so there was no "life" to his pictures." and you started to troll him, then foliap pretty much said the same thing to you (except more detailed) and now you're all "oh thanks man at least someone can educate me".
I agree with you tho, art is subjective and personal, and you may like it or not (I personally don't care about hitler's art whatsoever), but your attitude was really bad in this thread.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask that if you are going to dislike me, dislike me on something that's actually true.

1. Indeed he did say that, and I said that I disagreed, purely on a matter of opinion.
2. I did not 'troll' anyone. Through-out then entire conversation I was calm, organized, and willing to listen to anything that actually had basis.
3. Indeed, however he also explained it better, used multiple examples, gave other explanations as to why, and actually talked about why it was a fact his work wasn't poplar, rather than just opinion.
4. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. First you say that it's a point against me because I 'troll', then you say it's a point against me because I am polite and appreciate someone else's input. If you're going to make a point, make it clear.
5. I fail to see how my attitude has been bad at all considering I wasn't the one slinging an insult with every comment, I wasn't the one swearing, I wasn't the one using all capitals, I wasn't the one being belligerent, and I wasn't the one who essentially said 'everyone who has a different opinion just has bad taste'.
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#40 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
pic to reflect on sorry
#32 - Would you like me to list the flaws of the other portraits and…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +2
User avatar #33 - dashgamer (11/13/2013) [-]
You are wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Holy shit, you have just been wrong this whole time. I'm not going to pander to your sense of self-righteousness any more by arguing the point, because you're so damned dumb that you refuse to even attempt to comprehend your wrongness.
I say again: fuck off.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Based upon what, exactly? Other than your insistence

I'm not self-righteous at all, I simply stated that I believe his artwork to be good and argued for why it could be seen as such, it is you who began degrading me and throwing insults.

And now you can't think of anything else other than "But they said..." and so you're trying to avoid the conversation all together. Pro-tip: If you didn't have such an ego that you had to have the last word, this conversation would have been ended long ago exactly like you wanted it.
#35 - dashgamer (11/13/2013) [-]
BASED UPON
THE FUCKING FACTS
OF THE PAINTINGS FLAWS
WHICH I HAVE LISTED FOR YOU
EXPLICITLY AND SPECIFICALLY
YOU FUCKING MORON
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
See, you literally have nothing else constructive to put into the argument, yet you still insist on having the last word. You're only proving my point.

Furthermore: 'Conspirators Mindset', everything has flaws when you look for them, as said, I could name many from just looking at the graduated pictures and I'm not even a professional critic. You did list them off, and I am thankful for that, but all I said was that even given those flaws I do not consider his paintings 'worse' than the awful paintings and sculptures shown below, it is you who, again, continues to sling insults, ad hominems, and generally act like a raging child.
User avatar #38 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
If I may interject. Hitler's paintings are and were nothing new, just landscapes and architecture. And the main issue with this is which needs to be taken into consideration is that his paintings aren't that outstanding compared to the many, many other paintings of landscapes and architecture. The reason and issue for why he was not accepted had nothing to do with lack of talent, but lack of expression and creativity. Art is a visual communications of ideas, which is something his paintings are lacking, they're less artworks than they are studies. BUT lets say he did something with them, something that made them stand out and more interesting,
take this piece for example. I say it's on par with Hitler's abilities, but what's different with this? It's use of brush stokes, the blend of blurred and finer detail, the stark vivid colours but most of all this painting achieves mood. People need to understand that art essentially has genres, and each genre produces different style and type. Simple doesn't mean bad, it's what is being communicated that matters first and foremost.
just to repeat, realistic landscapes and people is overdone as fuck and there needs to be more substance, originality and vaster use of conventions.

And yes, a red and black square on a wall in a gallery is bullshit and isn't true art in my eye.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Certainly.

Thank you very much for that very detailed and thought out response. I can see your point now, and while I still believe Hitler was a good artist as far as skill goes, I can see why some do not consider him a good artist and also why he wasn't accepted. I guess just so much of the art I've seen in recent years has been awful 'modern art' (which tends to be just a broom and a rock placed near eachother) that I have really come to respect and admire subtle artwork, landscapes, and proper diagrams. Whether it is a matter of opinion of just a breath of fresh air to me, I still like his art, but thank you very much for explaining why others do not. I have seen the light, you may rest knowing you have educated me, and I will always appreciate it.
#73 - verbavolant (11/13/2013) [-]
I really don't like you. dashgamer said in his very first post " so there was no "life" to his pictures." and you started to troll him, then foliap pretty much said the same thing to you (except more detailed) and now you're all "oh thanks man at least someone can educate me".
I agree with you tho, art is subjective and personal, and you may like it or not (I personally don't care about hitler's art whatsoever), but your attitude was really bad in this thread.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask that if you are going to dislike me, dislike me on something that's actually true.

1. Indeed he did say that, and I said that I disagreed, purely on a matter of opinion.
2. I did not 'troll' anyone. Through-out then entire conversation I was calm, organized, and willing to listen to anything that actually had basis.
3. Indeed, however he also explained it better, used multiple examples, gave other explanations as to why, and actually talked about why it was a fact his work wasn't poplar, rather than just opinion.
4. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. First you say that it's a point against me because I 'troll', then you say it's a point against me because I am polite and appreciate someone else's input. If you're going to make a point, make it clear.
5. I fail to see how my attitude has been bad at all considering I wasn't the one slinging an insult with every comment, I wasn't the one swearing, I wasn't the one using all capitals, I wasn't the one being belligerent, and I wasn't the one who essentially said 'everyone who has a different opinion just has bad taste'.
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#40 - foliap (11/13/2013) [-]
pic to reflect on sorry
#7 - That's the one thing I always hated about Avatar (and it's the…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on A stupid avatar post +1
#9 - missjaykay (11/13/2013) [-]
From what I make of it is like this: everyone in the world can draw. BUT some people are like, born with the talent to draw better then others.
Some times the really good draw--ers have kids who can draw really good liek, and sometimes with kids who can't really draw all to well. And vice versa with teh people who can't draw have kids who are the drawers.
That sound like something going on with the benders? It do to me
warning posting at 2am
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
The time and your tiredness is no excuse for your awful English and sentence structure. I only forgive you because you helped me see the light.

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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