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#102 - 2/10 sounds more intense, but thank you anyways. 12/15/2015 on this is not a repost +1
#115 - There are many reasons why it's more accepted for guys than gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on interesting hobby 0
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#119 - fukkendragonite (12/16/2015) [-]
As I said above, it's different when you take into account that we have sex for pleasure more than we do for reproduction. We have separate instincts for "I think this person would make a good mate" and "I think this person would make a good ride".

I'm just saying that it makes us as bad as the bitch saying "nobody under six feet" if we start criticising her for having fun. There's plenty of reasons she's a bitch, the fact that she got her hole filled to satisfy her desire for guilt-free, non-reproductive sex is not one of them in my opinion
#91 - The actual destructive power of a nuclear bomb is far less dev…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2015 on this is not a repost +1
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#100 - thebadspellir (12/15/2015) [-]
2/10 is also known as 1/5, just so you know homie
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#102 - captainfuckitall (12/15/2015) [-]
2/10 sounds more intense, but thank you anyways.
#85 - If the Soviet Union shared your opinion, they would have attac…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2015 on this is not a repost +5
#101 - thebadspellir (12/15/2015) [-]
**thebadspellir used "*roll picture*"**
**thebadspellir rolled image** I hate to be a grammar nazi, or whatever you call it in this situation, but it's not "extents and purposes," it's intents and purposes. pls be a grammar nazi roll
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#103 - captainfuckitall (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you.
#88 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
the soviet would not have attacked even if they believed they were ahead. US had the first atomic bombs, and at the time they had enough to vaporize eachother, neither of them wanted to.
Why the fuck would the Soviet Union risk massive nuclear destruction everywhere?
They both did it to defend themselves, making the opponent thinking it wasn't worth it to attack them. And it worked.
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#91 - captainfuckitall (12/15/2015) [-]
The actual destructive power of a nuclear bomb is far less devastating than you seem to believe. All the atomic bombs in the U.S now couldn't even wipe out 2/10's of China, let alone vaporize Russia, and Russia was the same in turn.
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#100 - thebadspellir (12/15/2015) [-]
2/10 is also known as 1/5, just so you know homie
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#102 - captainfuckitall (12/15/2015) [-]
2/10 sounds more intense, but thank you anyways.
#93 - You're absolutely right, everyone should be free and happy to …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on interesting hobby +2
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#113 - fukkendragonite (12/15/2015) [-]
No, you're right. I just don't think there's anything wrong with riding the cock carousel. You just have to think more closely about what you really want. Some women ride the cock carousel for their whole lives and that's what makes them happy. That's fine. Do it safely and sensibly and all is well. Some men ride the pussy-go-round for their whole lives too, which again is fine. Maybe if you're looking for something more then you should know when to get off your chosen ride.

People make mistakes though. It doesn't absolve them of the consequences but that doesn't mean we should ridicule them. Don't have to feel sorry for them either. It's not anyone else's business you know? Life is full of consequences for incorrect actions. Would you laugh at a person that took the wrong career option and is now in a job they hate? I would say it's similar. A bad life choice when they were young. We've all made a few of those, right?

My view is just to say "live and let live". Scroll past that shit, it's not your life and you have no vested interest.

Your response was my favourite response to my comment by the way.
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#115 - captainfuckitall (12/15/2015) [-]
There are many reasons why it's more accepted for guys than girls, from a metaphorical to social to evolutionary.

No. A bad life choice is, say, crashing your car or taking out a loan; something that could be reasonably fixed. Doing something that would adversely and constantly effect your life for the next decade at the very least is more of a clusterfuck.

Living and let living is fine, the old boy in the post is just explaining why the girls should do the same rather than looking down on guys who don't pick them either.
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#119 - fukkendragonite (12/16/2015) [-]
As I said above, it's different when you take into account that we have sex for pleasure more than we do for reproduction. We have separate instincts for "I think this person would make a good mate" and "I think this person would make a good ride".

I'm just saying that it makes us as bad as the bitch saying "nobody under six feet" if we start criticising her for having fun. There's plenty of reasons she's a bitch, the fact that she got her hole filled to satisfy her desire for guilt-free, non-reproductive sex is not one of them in my opinion
#39 - I, too, desire source 12/15/2015 on this is not a repost +4
#237 - It's not about parroting, it's just about who's on at the righ… 12/15/2015 on this is what liberals... +2
#236 - If you think racism is all it takes to be right-wing, you've g… 12/15/2015 on this is what liberals... +1
#14 - That's certainly part of it: "May the force be with you&q… 12/14/2015 on [insert pun here] +12
#20 - I like Superman a lot too. I think people give him too much fl…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2015 on BvS +4
#49 - foodyquest (12/14/2015) [-]
i think people say he's a bad character don't bother to read his books. They just assume things based on his character profile. Not understanding what his story is about
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#65 - sgtmajjohnson (12/14/2015) [-]
Well, I've read all of his most iconic stories, and I still find him boring. Not everyone dislikes a character exclusively out of ignorance, some people just dislike a certain character.
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#72 - foodyquest (12/14/2015) [-]
By the way check out Animal Man/swamp Thing those are my favorite titles from new 52
#67 - foodyquest (12/14/2015) [-]
To each his own. It's all personal preference. Every year that goes by i like Batman less and less but like I said it's all preference
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#74 - sgtmajjohnson (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, Swamp Thing is Scott Snyder, who also writes the new Batman. If you like it, you might like the current main-series Batman. Unless you've already read it and don't like it, in which case, sorry. Haven't read Animal Man, though.
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#69 - sgtmajjohnson (12/14/2015) [-]
My bad, 68 is me. Holy shit, my internet goes out every two minutes and signs me out.
#68 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
You might just like the classic comic book style. Lately, Batman's been drifting more and more towards realism, though the comics are still far more ridiculous than anything that would be put to film. Or you might just perceive him as edgy/plot armored. Either way, I prefer the more realistic style, don't find him that edgy, and don't much mind them not killing off their biggest money maker. Aquaman, Nightwing, and Batman are probably my current favorite comic characters, so take from that what you will.
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#71 - foodyquest (12/14/2015) [-]
He needs a new origin story.
Does Batman Need a New Origin?? | IN BOB WE TRUST
and how fucked up they start making his rouges gallery. it's getting harder to justify "i don't kill because that would make me a criminal" rule.
#24 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Depends which version, some prefered superman to have character developments like any other superheroes, and then there are those who wants superman to be just become a symbol and an ideal like a messiah, a Jesus Christ with a cape.
Cant have them both