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#33 - I don't understand what's going on, but I love it.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2014 on K humor +1
User avatar #40 - roliga (04/24/2014) [-]
OP is committing a felony by home making an sbr
User avatar #97 - certifiedidiot (04/24/2014) [-]
SBR?
User avatar #101 - ScottishMinor (04/24/2014) [-]
Short Barreled Rifle. :I You need a Class 3 tax stamp to own one, or make one. Also needs to be registered.
User avatar #39 - ViperTheLoud (04/24/2014) [-]
It's pretty much illegal to have a stock on a handgun.
#16 - Luckily kids, this is all the French you need to know in order…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/24/2014 on The language of love +3
User avatar #21 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
Are you from Quebec? I've always wondered why the rest of Canada hates them.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh, and no, I'm from British Columbia, the most 'westernized' part of Canada. We also have the most Indians.
User avatar #37 - Monsterofthedog (04/24/2014) [-]
Talking about natives or India Indians? cause as the later i agree with you
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Both, I think. Our Natives also think they're black and treat eachother as if they are. Rather weird, actually.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh fuck me, man...

Okay, Canada is made up of three peoples; Indians, English, and French who came down from France. In coming down from France, they not only believed they were better than the rest of the French because they were more modern and progressive, but also inherently better than the English already, because, you know, they're French. Now, what ends up happening when they bring their bitch asses down here, instead of assimilating and growing into bigger villages like the rest of us, decided to stay into these tiny, tight-knit communities where only other French people were allowed to go. This in itself wasn't a problem except for the fact they would FIGHT YOU if you actually tried to do anything in "their territory"; The Indians and The English actually got along much better than the English and French or French and Indians ever did. So eventually fights broke out and the English won due to greater numbers and better weaponry, but all the French chalk this down to is "The English are scheming, lying bastards who can only cheat to win. And they co-operated with filthy Indians instead of staying pure like us". Flash-Forward to modern times, they constantly head-butt everyone around them saying that because they are French they are STILL better than everyone else around them, and because they bring in a lot of revenue due to being a tourist attraction, they goad everyone else about how much money they make and how they're more "Canadian" than the rest of Canada when the rest of Canada has also given them special privileges such as shipping costs and tax exemption on far more areas than there should be.

Now, if you go to Quebec now it will be nice and awesome in all the tourist populated areas, but if you even go a STREET away from them, nobody will talk to you or even acknowledge you. Oh no, they can speak English just fine, they will just REFUSE to speak it to you because you are in 'their land' and you are less than them (continued)
#41 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
I like your brainwashed, heavily biased and incredibly incorrect facts about Quebec.

It's like you don't live there and haven't had proper history courses about it. oh wait

User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice try you filthy frenchie, but I'm not fallin' for that shit.

On a more serious note, while I haven't lived there I've known people who have and have had proper history courses. As a matter of fact I read multiple accounts of history from Quebec sources as well and that's WHY I say what I say. Politics here are a mess and that's exactly why I pay attention to them, and it's no secret that most of Quebec adults are made up Imperialists
#43 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
You have SO MANY prejudices that AREN'T appliable to a whole population. You are going through HUNDREDS OF YEARS of history and EXAGERATING EVERYTHING.

I've had MULTIPLE COURSES (obligatory in Quebec, surprise surprise) on the why and the actual events you described and each and EVERY THING you said IS HEAVILY BIASED by the hate you have towards the population of Quebec.

Which, in a sens, is kinda funny, since you blame them for hating everyone else that much but just look at you.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
See kids, this is the exact shit I mean.
#45 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't know what point you're trying to conveying right now. Care to explain how me saying "Well actually you're wrong" is a proof of "QUEBECERS ARE NARCISSITS ASSHOLES".

At the moment, the narcissist asshole is you, not me.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
I asked asked why Canada hates Quebec and so I explained it. The hate is not irrational nor is it unjustified. I did not exaggerate and everything I said is true unless something has changed drastically in the last few years. Citizens of Quebec do consider themselves more 'pure' than others, they consider themselves better than both English and France French, they were some of the most bigoted and racist people IN Canada throughout the time of its population, they do demand more provincial rights than any other place because they feel more important, they have more seats in government because they feel more important, they did have terrorist organizations, and it is still illegal to have signs in Mono-English.

I mean good lords, look at how you're speaking now; you've said you've studied all this and yet I'm the one exaggerating despite the fact that it's literally common knowledge in Canada
User avatar #50 - ocnamesaregone (04/24/2014) [-]
"Most common knowledge in Canada" : just a bunch of prejudices.

You do NOT live here. You do NOT know how it actually is.

I have not met ONE PERSON in the entire 20 years I have lived in Quebec who thinks of them superior than the rest of Canada because of a so-called "pureness". Should you know, a LOT of french canadian wedded indians when they first came here. The "coureur des bois" would frequently interact with amerindians and we did not despise them as you'd think.

There's so many points on how you're wrong, it's incredible.

I do not hate Canada, I do not want to separate from Canada, but getting spit in the face repeatedly for unbased prejudices kinda explains how a part of the population do not like the rest of Canada, hence producing a vicious circle.

Here, your OWN PRESS is starting to explain things about Quebec to unveil bits of truth where biggotry had it's place: opinion.financialpost.com/2014/03/20/lawrence-solomon-canada-needs-quebec/
User avatar #25 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
Being Californian, I can't really relate to the heritage aspect of it, we're pretty much a melting pod throughout all nationalities \ races, with the exception being asian girls who pretend not to date outside their race to please their grandparents. Thanks for the explanation, since I married a Canadian I'm supposed to become one soon, but so far the minor differences in the culture confuse me.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
As long as you're in the more Western parts of Canada it doesn't matter. As you go more east past the flatlands it becomes more important regarding your heritage and liking to the culture, but it's still mostly trivial unless you're in the French parts of it.

For the most part, Canada really is a wonderful place and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else; but the politics here are just an absolute mess.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
You CANNOT be mono-English and live in Quebec. You will be mugged, assaulted, beaten, robbed, spit on, insulted, and avoided because they hate you. They actually seriously hate you because you're English and in their territory and the POLICE agree with them! Of course they'll investigate anything bad that happens, but it's just like Russian police regarding assaults on homosexuals in that nobody takes it seriously. Way back in the days when Quebec was seriously trying to get to office instead of just doing it to stroke their ego's, a terrorist organization was actually birthed. Yes, read that again, Quebec had a terrorist organization. They would destroy English shops, attack English people, light places on fire, and even killed an English politician staying in Quebec at the time. The Canadian Government asked Quebec to chill the fuck out and help find the terrorists because, you know, THEY KILLED PEOPLE, and of course Quebec didn't do fuck all. Everyone from the civilians to police officials were un-cooperative and unwilling to give assistance because they still felt like this tight knit community that had to look out for eachother, so our Government had to seriously crack down on them in order to force terrorists to confess, and they started BITCHING about this! They actually wrote complains and articles and journals about how the English were oppressing them because they were French and, again, had 'More Canadian Spirit' than everyone else.

And even now, in the most modern times, they demand special privileges and services for their Province, including double to triple the amount of Seats in Parliament that they should have (as every Province has a number of seats according to the size of their province, with Quebec having FAR more than they should). And every time they demand something they follow it up with "Do this or we'll separate from Canada" because they are so fucking convinced we could not survive without them, rather than it just be inconvenient.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh, and as if that wasn't bad enough, not only do they still want to separate anyways because they're convinced they're better and could survive as their own country, but one of their conditions of separation is still sharing the same currency, so basically "We want everything separate except the wallets".

So ya, that's why the rest of Canada hates them, all the time. Even OTHER French people surrounding Quebec hate them because once you leave their little 'circle' you become a traitor and are unworthy to have French blood or heritage.

They refuse to admit any guilt, they refuse to take any responsibility, they bitch, whine, moan, and complain until they get their way, they make empty threats because they're so egotistical and big-headed, but when push comes to shove they're just cowardly pussies who can't do anything on their own.

Holy fuck, I WISH they would separate just so we could bomb the shit out of them and have them come back with their tail between their legs and swallowing their pride. I hate Quebec so fucking much.
User avatar #23 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
It almost sounds like you don't like us
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
You make it sound like I shouldn't.
User avatar #31 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
Unlike what you seem to think we're not all a bunch of elitist pricks. I despise the way our government tried to "protect" French in the province by forcing everyone to learn French and making it harder for French-speakers to learn English (both of which are retarded ideas by the way).
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. In that case don't tell anyone else that, you might be regarded as a race-traitor.

I'm not even kidding, I've heard multiple stories about people from Quebec and Ontario who disagreed with regular policies and were treated like Homosexuals coming out to a extremist christian family.
User avatar #34 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
That's because assholes talk the loudest.

And for that separation from Canada crap, we just basically bitchslapped the Parti Quebecois during the last elections because everyone knew if they got elected again they'd push for another referendum.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Well of course they would, they're imperialists. I'm pretty sure most people in Quebec are raised to be that way and only recently rebellious teenagers have broken out of the loop.
User avatar #36 - furrynomous (04/24/2014) [-]
Thing is people here have become disinterested in politics, every party here sucks huge donkey balls and it doesn't look like it's about to change any time soon.

And even if we did become a country, we can't even get a good prime minister as a province and our parties are always stuck shoulder-deep in corruption scandals. That's hardly a good base on which to build a functional country.
#24 - I don't understand much about what happened, but I can see tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on well……. shit 0
User avatar #25 - animalsgreenberet (04/24/2014) [-]
the eight ball (black) is the last ball to be sunk in a game of pool. but the cue ball went in after, making the shot invalid. so, he lost on the last shot of the game.
#40 - mydogsnameisbuster (04/24/2014) [-]
almost, except he's playing snooker, the balls don't have numbers.
User avatar #65 - animalsgreenberet (04/24/2014) [-]
my mistake. i saw black and white and just assumed.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Upsetting indeed.
User avatar #38 - illusiveman (04/24/2014) [-]
and he knew the white ball was getting in too like right after they bumped. pretty pro.
#10 - The USSR was, though 04/24/2014 on North Korean Joke +2
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#8 - This makes me sad because my city is great and has nothing to … 04/24/2014 on I love my city +1
#57 - Rule #1 of how to not suck at games: If there is a ma…  [+] (32 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? +5
User avatar #270 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/24/2014) [-]
Or you could roll DK and have magic based stuff and NO MANA.
#227 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Skyrim.
#220 - dyejordan (04/24/2014) [-]
You miss spelled Melee Fighters / Grappers ftw
User avatar #133 - RealRune (04/24/2014) [-]
Except thief or assassin classes exist to fuck them up.

Or you play Rift and do what I did when I played and make a mage killer, 2 DPS souls and one that was purely tanky against magic. Good fun.
#91 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
Melee master-race
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Rule #2: Range and radius is always better than damage output or effectiveness. Fuck yo blades, nigga
User avatar #261 - Welshhobo (04/24/2014) [-]
No and no.

Often melee classes have an ability thatll A) Keep you from moving, and B) move you to the enemy instantly.

In WoW, cloth classes pretty much get annihilated in PVP unless theyre with a group, can move away quickly, or have a CC spell ready.
#305 - Taromillas (04/24/2014) [-]
You must deal with some fucking awful casters then m8.
A good mage can 1v3 like is easy cake for babies.
User avatar #238 - xtwinblade (04/24/2014) [-]
Dark souls Nigga, bows are horrible.
#221 - dyejordan (04/24/2014) [-]
Your range won't help when its already inside of you. My sword
User avatar #136 - fzjoss (04/24/2014) [-]
Biiiiiiiitch please, what about the demon hunter in diablo 3? My cousin was playing as the wizard (i dont recall the exact name) and he was already level 12, and then i joined in as a lvl 1 demon hunter (which is basically an archer).

8 Levels in was already dealing more dps than his wizard (which was simultaneosly leveling up with me at the same rate, we aint no casuals, we game hardcore)
User avatar #137 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Because it's designed differently you n00b! The Wizard and Demon Hunter both specialize in different things! Judging them by the same ideal is like having a monkey and fish both climb a tree and say that the fish sucks for not being able to do it!
User avatar #138 - fzjoss (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but you just said that wizards>everything else while my puny demon hunter (actually no, i have good gear) completely overpowered his wizard (atleast in terms of killin' and wreckin' everything, which is 98% of diablos gameplay)
User avatar #139 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Wizards and magic based players tend to be the most adaptive and responsive to numerous situations. They're not the best killers, of course; but they have a very high survivability rate.

Generally, I'd rather do 25 damage to 4 guys than 100 damage to 1, and likewise, I would rather do 50 damage with a ranged attack than 100 with a melee. It all just comes down to how well you pace yourself and the efficiency of your kills, rather than absolute damage output (Besides, when you're surrounded, that kinda shit is what saves your ass).
User avatar #140 - fzjoss (04/24/2014) [-]
True, i did got fucked up while i was surrounded, but i dealt so much damage that it made us progress far and quickly in the game, to the point where he was just there aiding me, while i was doing pretty much everything, if i stopped shooting my volley of arrows we would become quickly surrounded and die, and if he stopped attacking it would be just fine, besides i had more health too
He even got mad at it
We dont play diablo 3 anymore
#95 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
While your logic is sound, I have always hated the trade off for that range, which is squishy characters. I play WW monk, so I'm not the bulkiest toon, but in a pinch I can take 2-3 hits.

Plus I just feel melee is faster paced, and more enjoyable overall.
User avatar #300 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
2-3? 2 TO MOTHER FUCKING 3?!?!?!?!!
Your a faggot ass mother fucking monk, a broken class.
Reason's why monks are faggot queers and need to be a)deleted, or b) completely remade
1. You can deal some heavy hits
2. You decide when and where to fight with you 8000million different rolling / mario kart bullet abilities
3. if your health gets low you just life cocoon, and unless theres a warrior, you mine as well just switch
4. If not life cocoon, you ToK someone, so you HAVE to switch off of him, or your own team is suddenly killing itself
5. oh you don't wanna fight anymore? okay just roll away, or mario kart bullet yourself away. see ya later.
Monks are a broken class - as is all dps classes that can heal themselves an insane amount.
But monks especially because they are the most annoying class in the game.
Monks are more OP than DK's were when they came out.
#301 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
When I say 2-3 hits, I mean in a Heroic PvE scenario, cause I don't pvp. In pvp we are strong, but if you play it right and wait for ToK then burst, you will have no problem killing a WW monk in arena. From my experience anyway.
User avatar #302 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
I would have no problem with ToK, if it wasn't so damn subtle + the monk can STILL hit me while i cant hit him.
Too often I miss ToK being activated, even with my addon which speaks the abilities that are used by enemies around me.
Many other classes have a bubble that they cant be attacking during.
But they can either be a) spellsteal b) shattering throw c) i think theres a third one but i cant remember
Monks cant have any of those done to them.
Which is why i cannot wait for the nerf hammer to come down and deal sweet retribution on monks in pvp.
i honestly dont care how op you are in pve, it just makes it easier.
Except Wpvp which is basically pve
#312 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't think its a matter of being OP, its just a subtle mechanic that you gotta learn how to deal with. The DoT from ToK can be dispelled, its magic. Rogues can cloak the dot off, other monks can diffuse magic it, pallies can bubble it, Mass dispell... you see where I'm going here.

Don't think of ToK as an immunity, its a reflective absorb. Its purpose is to stop huge burst spikes in pvp, like ret pallies and warriors.

Pro tip: Get a Weakaura made to yell at you when you have ToK on you, it will help your reaction time a fuck ton.
User avatar #313 - skypatrol (04/24/2014) [-]
True, but ToK can't be removed like every other bubble in the game. Also, if you dont have a dispell, and your in a random BG, you have all the nubs attacking the monk anyway.
Basically there needs to be less dps heals, and less bubbling in pvp. WoD seems to be doing that for us, and i am excited
#314 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
Monks are losing our mobile heals with spheres, so your wishes are being at least partially granted. No longer can we kite and heal to full. We have to CAST surging mist to heal, so its counterable. I do agree though, WoD is gonna be great
User avatar #119 - lordnerevar (04/24/2014) [-]
What is the sauce on this .gif?
I have asked a dozen people and gotten zero replies.
It's fucking killing me
#123 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
I think its the Nick Jr show, Lazy Town. Not 100% on that though.
User avatar #125 - lordnerevar (04/24/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I looked it up and you're right. I actually found a clip on YouTube... That seems REALLY creepy for something like Lazy Town.
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm, I understand what you mean. I understand that a ranger or mage isn't exactly supposed to take a lot of damage, but I think every character should be able to hold their own against another, or at least have a strength/weakness to select other classes to keep it fair.

And you're right, Melee fights are far more fluid and enjoyable than just two guys shooting at eachother from a distance (and the melee fight sequences are usually much more badass).
#103 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
Exactly. I play monk in most MMO/RPG type games, hand to hand combos and just plain sick attacks. I live for that parry parry into a fucking HUGE kick that drops their bar to 0.

To each their own though, some want to be the spell slinger that never dies and can keep their enemies away with precision. Some want to punch that spellslinger right in the cunt as he starts casting a spell. I am the latter.
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
It must really turn a knot in your stomach when "hand-to-hand" classes suck in most games. I feel for you, man. Rarely do any games have an actual functional Necromancer class. The only time the pain goes away for even a second is when I get to resurrect my friends.
#107 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
One of my best gaming buddies LOVES pet classes, specifically necro. Its really really hard to find a game we can both enjoy and not have one of us totally suck dick. Only success so far is guildwars, but theres really no monk in 2.

It has gotten to the point though that when I look at a new game/patch and see "Monk" or "fighter" I pray to the gods of game making that I can play the way I want.
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm, I getcha. The whole point of gaming is to become the person you can't be in real life, after-all; and if you can't properly play WHO you want to be, what's the point? It really takes out of the experience and pleasure of the game, but luckily most games have some variation of what you like or could use.
#112 - wonderpoop (04/24/2014) [-]
True, its not like there is a game without melee or ranged players. Its just the specific "fetish", for a lack of a better word, that I have for kicking motherfuckers in the face has gotta be met for me to reach maximum fun.

I've gotta jet for the night, 3AM here. peace, and may the gods of games make a necro to fit your style
User avatar #260 - donatelo (04/24/2014) [-]
omg guys get a room already
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#9 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Funny thing is, russia is not communist.
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
The USSR was, though
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User avatar #53 - froggets (04/24/2014) [-]
Didn't any of you figure out how to use a map in the water temple? really, the only place that was a little hard to find was that room that was "hidden" under that floating cube in the middle tower!
User avatar #35 - Kairyuka (04/24/2014) [-]
I had a soap like that, where the place you were supposed to put a finger in to flip up the lid was shaped like a leaf. It was IMPOSSIBLE to open that, especially with wet hands. Fucking make it practical before making it pretty.
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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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