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#13 - Gotta admit, that made me laugh. However annoying you might be… 12/23/2013 on Skinny +1
#243 - Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#224 - "Hi, I'm fine thank you, how are you?" Some… 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#223 - It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +2
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#15 - I once knew a drug dealer who was a really cool guy. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on meet joe +30
User avatar #42 - xbonezbreaker (12/23/2013) [-]
I thought this was a poem
#161 - I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
#158 - If you're that socially inept, then maybe you should not go ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #160 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
Woah dude chill, I have no problem interacting with people whatsoever, just trying to make a joke.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from genuine responses. As you can see my comment is not that popular and many people seem to be very pathetic when it comes to social interaction.
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
#151 - I do act like a dick because I don't **** around.…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +3
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
#78 - It wasn't addressed to that post specifically. It was just in … 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#36 - Of course it does, that's why I said it. I'm not tryi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +9
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
#30 - "Funny" is subjective. People like the content and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk butthurt is funny, unlike Tumblr posts. My sense of humor > your sense of humor. Deal with it, nigga.
#28 - Says the person who posts stuff from 4chan  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again 0
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
At least they can be actually funny.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
"Funny" is subjective. People like the content and so it is thumbed up, that's how it works. Besides, how can you honestly speak about what is and is not good for a website when you've just congratulated someone for "making Funnyjunk butthurt".
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk butthurt is funny, unlike Tumblr posts. My sense of humor > your sense of humor. Deal with it, nigga.
#23 - I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of… 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +4
#19 - *weather 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#18 - Look down, I just solved your problem for you. If you have any…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
User avatar #21 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
You don't weigh in possible anxiety problems and stuff. Yeah it's pathetic but ya know.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of me putting down a list of things to do in order to have a pleasant conversation (Cause, you know, most people can talk normally without having it).

And besides, how is keeping to yourself and not doing anything going to help your anxiety? If you want to get rid of it, you NEED to put yourself into uncomfortable situations until you can handle it; that's how you develop just about anything. If you DON'T want to get rid of it, well, that's fine too, but if that's the case than you have no right to complain when you find you are unable to do something.
#17 - No reason to act exasperated You're right it doesn't,…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +18
#299 - jpv (12/23/2013) [-]
Damn it feels great to be a pimp!
User avatar #218 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
>It's okay to ask them on a date.
>Implying that's a really simple thing to do.
Please help oh wise man, how does one ask a girl out?
User avatar #223 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it.

I did help you, oh pathetic one, I gave you tips here as well as tips in a comment elsewhere in this thread. If you REALLY want me to help you with your love life, guess what, I actually can, if you'd be willing to check the most recent comment on my page you'll find a link to my facebook, while there just scroll down till you see "Chapter 1: Love and Romance" and read. It'll help.

If you have any more specific questions or concerns after that, feel free to ask and I will assist you
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#35 - justthisonepost (12/22/2013) [-]
You know, this actually helps a bit. Thanks man
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Of course it does, that's why I said it.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but sitting around and wallowing in self pity does nothing, only by trying to improve does it actually happen and sometimes people need a kick in the ass.

If you have any other problems or need any more advice, please feel free to ask. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed*

*Provided you actually listen to what I say
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*weather
#76 - *Be courteous That's what it should say. 12/22/2013 on 45 Man tips 0
#72 - No, not everyone deserves your respect. Respect is like love, …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2013 on 45 Man tips +1
User avatar #75 - atilia (12/22/2013) [-]
It's more of a basic respect. Hold a door open, say thank you, those kind of things. It doesn't mean treat them as a role model from the start.
#88 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2014) [-]
women are all trash, and you're a faggot fo thinking otherwise
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*Be courteous

That's what it should say.
#7 - Did you honestly expect anything less from Tumblr? 12/22/2013 on australia 0
#6 - Hello, theexo  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Skinny +1
#12 - theexo (12/23/2013) [-]
hey there, must have forgot to log in when i posted this.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Gotta admit, that made me laugh. However annoying you might be, you have a good sense of humour about it. Bravo
#6 - Have you ever humped so furiously it became a second form of l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on What puberty basically... +67
#41 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [-]
Some have theories that humping at around 300hpm will produce enough electricity to power half of England.

User avatar #31 - ningyoaijin (12/22/2013) [-]
Twice.
#5 - Most of these are just sad. If, by some strange chance most of…  [+] (31 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again -46
User avatar #222 - Kadzait (12/23/2013) [-]
"hey, how are you"
"hi"
User avatar #224 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
"Hi, I'm fine thank you, how are you?"

Something like that, yes.
User avatar #154 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
"Hey, whats up?"
"Hi."
"How is school?"
"Hi.
"Dude, what the fuck..."
"Hi."
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
If you're that socially inept, then maybe you should not go out at all.

Here, since you can't think past the first step I will give you some instructions.

"Hi"
"Hey, what's up?"
"Nothing much, just *Insert interest here*, how about you?" (*Drawing some pictures, writing some music, playing a new video-game, ect.*)
"*If, at this point I do not ask about your own interest which you can then continue speaking about, I will talk about my own and you can inquire about them. If I, by some chance, happen to do neither, I'll probably just say "I'm doing fine" or "I'm alright", and you can say "good" and go back to what you are doing because I obviously do not want to talk. If I say I'm doing bad you can ask about that as well unless I say otherwise, but it still means I could probably use a shoulder to cry on and you can ask me out to coffee or something*"

Do you think you can handle that?
User avatar #160 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
Woah dude chill, I have no problem interacting with people whatsoever, just trying to make a joke.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from genuine responses. As you can see my comment is not that popular and many people seem to be very pathetic when it comes to social interaction.
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
User avatar #66 - teoferrazzi (12/22/2013) [-]
how is 'hi' any less awkward than 'goodnight'
'bless you' really is the only answer
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
It wasn't addressed to that post specifically. It was just in general in reply to the social-awkwardness of the average Tumblr user.
User avatar #16 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
Maybe for you. ^^
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Look down, I just solved your problem for you. If you have any more questions about it, feel free to ask.
User avatar #21 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
You don't weigh in possible anxiety problems and stuff. Yeah it's pathetic but ya know.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of me putting down a list of things to do in order to have a pleasant conversation (Cause, you know, most people can talk normally without having it).

And besides, how is keeping to yourself and not doing anything going to help your anxiety? If you want to get rid of it, you NEED to put yourself into uncomfortable situations until you can handle it; that's how you develop just about anything. If you DON'T want to get rid of it, well, that's fine too, but if that's the case than you have no right to complain when you find you are unable to do something.
User avatar #12 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY AFTER HI? AN CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAGICALLY START TO WORK BECAUSE I SAID HI TO A PERSON.
#317 - trickstyle (12/23/2013) [-]
how are you?
#170 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [-]
an
User avatar #64 - commontroll (12/22/2013) [-]
Well don't say "I'm a lesbian." That much is certain. Ask them if they're into sports, or music, or games, movies, books, things that are common for people to enjoy, and things they can talk about easily. Once you have a topic, it's pretty easy to talk with them.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
No reason to act exasperated

You're right it doesn't, but it does mean they are likely to say Hi back and ask you about something. "Hi, how are you?" to which you reply anything that holds no emotional weight (So say "I'm fine, thank you. How are you?" If you're not so fine you can say so, but don't tell them you feel like the whole world is crashing on you. You can tell them you've been better or that you're a bit tired, but they should always ask first. Putting your problems on others only makes them want to distance themselves from you) and then you can comment on whatever they say (if they say the whether is doing nicely or poorly, you can add and say you either love it or dislike it, ect). If they do not say much or seem withdrawn it obviously means they don't want to talk, so don't push them

But here, since you seem rather pathetic about the issue I will give you some good tips on how to hold a pleasant conversation.

1: Ask about them. Most people like talking about themselves and their interests
2: Keep it light hearted. You can save the heavier questions for next time, but for now just talk about little things, especially if those things are something they too can relate on
3: Don't worry about it. Even if you let something embarrassing slip or do something slight, most people will think it's either cute or funny. What they DON'T think is cute is when you try to cover yourself by acting like an idiot, or just stop the conversation and run away. Even for some of the biggest things, such as dropping plates when at a restaurant, most people will be more concerned with how they themselves should look and act than about your conduct
4: Everyone likes a joke, even if it's a stupid one. However, keep them light until you know exactly what type of humor they respond to
5: Don't be afraid to push boundaries. It's OKAY to ask them on a date if you like them, and even if they turn you down they will nearly always be flattered and willing to hang out again as friends
#299 - jpv (12/23/2013) [-]
Damn it feels great to be a pimp!
User avatar #218 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
>It's okay to ask them on a date.
>Implying that's a really simple thing to do.
Please help oh wise man, how does one ask a girl out?
User avatar #223 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it.

I did help you, oh pathetic one, I gave you tips here as well as tips in a comment elsewhere in this thread. If you REALLY want me to help you with your love life, guess what, I actually can, if you'd be willing to check the most recent comment on my page you'll find a link to my facebook, while there just scroll down till you see "Chapter 1: Love and Romance" and read. It'll help.

If you have any more specific questions or concerns after that, feel free to ask and I will assist you
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#35 - justthisonepost (12/22/2013) [-]
You know, this actually helps a bit. Thanks man
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Of course it does, that's why I said it.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but sitting around and wallowing in self pity does nothing, only by trying to improve does it actually happen and sometimes people need a kick in the ass.

If you have any other problems or need any more advice, please feel free to ask. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed*

*Provided you actually listen to what I say
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*weather
#4 - Looks like you forgot to log out this time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +265
#100 - sinclairr (12/22/2013) [-]
>MFW seeing he didn't log out
#43 - Comment deleted 12/22/2013 on Need some ice? 0
#7 - Fun fact: Pilots in WW1 were fed extra carrots in their meals … 12/22/2013 on Lions 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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