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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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#112123 - Okay? Did you just want to complain or are you wondering what … 01/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#43 - Tesla. Tesla was Asexual, Einstein was not. 01/16/2014 on Relativity 0
#5 - **** YEAH! MECHASSAULT! 01/15/2014 on MechaCat 2.0 +3
#16 - Ugh, I know right? How DARE he find her sexy! It's always so a… 01/15/2014 on SUMMONING SUNSET +8
#7 - I still remember the phone number my parents had when I was 6.… 01/15/2014 on how the fuck? -1
#8 - So post to **** and prove it. Don't be a whore wh… 01/15/2014 on women 0
#5 - It's actually not that hard to flirt once you get into it. You… 01/15/2014 on how to get women 0
#10 - I don't like Jennifer Lawrence. I used to think she was okay, …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Jennifer Lawrence's dream job. +22
#72 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
In short, she is just another hypocrite Hollywood cunt who wants attention. And her manager sure does a good job.
#45 - holmesc (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - calawesome (01/15/2014) [-]
plus her face never moves when she 'acts'.
#12 - It's funny, because Einstein was apparently an absolute beast …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Relativity 0
User avatar #42 - pulluspardus (01/15/2014) [-]
I also heard that he was a virgin and never got married or was that Tesla?
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Tesla. Tesla was Asexual, Einstein was not.
#15 - MrMarioman (01/15/2014) [-]
Someone got lucky with Einstein.
#38 - murphyslawtesties (01/15/2014) [-]
Pretty much everytime i see this
User avatar #30 - riathewolf (01/15/2014) [-]
I've been seeing this all over the place, what is it?
User avatar #32 - garaichu (01/15/2014) [-]
The series is named Wakfu
#33 - riathewolf (01/15/2014) [-]
#9 - It's alright, his King is just going to kill him to make more … 01/15/2014 on Age of Empires logic +7
#247 - Protip: If people click "Hide-all" it will hide all … 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. +2
#11 - It's because Ezio's weaponry is made after the designs of Alta… 01/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#30 - On one hand I approve of this message and on the other I don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. +55
#74 - timetostopposting (01/14/2014) [-]
That last line was great. Also dat username.
Kudos.
#19 - Eh, but what does that matter? Human beings are actually makin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Just a thought 0
User avatar #21 - childofnephilim (01/14/2014) [-]
I fear you and I have dissimilar knowledge sets in regards to this topic and so I will try to deliberate the matter with a sensitivity to your view point. It "matters" as you asked, because, despite our casual efforts to mitigate the damage we do, the net toll to the environment dramatically favors a deterioration of conditions. Halving productivity wouldn't be necessary to achieve equilibrium. Colonizing other planets is exciting, and I look forward to our species accomplishment of that goal, however, we have a very nice planet right here that we can continue to use until the Sun burns out (unless you know of some other solar system end game that will bring the curtain down on earth prior to that event).

I agree that humans are the only species capable of engaging in environmental assessment on a planetary scale. Further, we are the only species with the cognitive capacity and tools to steward that environment. While I will not bore you with platitudes about how it makes it our responsibility to do so, I will suggest that the lion, driven primarily by a desire to successfully protect the lineage of its genetics, might be interested in assuring that its offspring have an environment left upon which to "indulge."
#18 - And that in itself is changing rapidly. Much of what is being … 01/14/2014 on Just a thought 0
#17 - People won't 'nuke themselves'. I know the governments of the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Just a thought 0
User avatar #20 - feffog (01/14/2014) [-]
Lol k
#14 - We ARE better than everything else. It's not just buildings, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Just a thought 0
User avatar #15 - feffog (01/14/2014) [-]
imb4 planet nukes itself out of petty disagreements
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (01/14/2014) [-]
People won't 'nuke themselves'. I know the governments of the world may seem like blithering idiots to you, but they're not. They're actually very smart, much smarter than you, that's why they're at the top and you're here. They would never allow civilization to collapse or the world to be destroyed (as if it could be) simply to make a point about their dick size. Fun fact: Nuclear Warheads were made to PREVENT destruction, not cause it; it's the very risk of being wiped off the map that keeps people in check, and if everyone has one, nobody will want to use it. That's the point (and that we can fire it at invading aliens or something)
User avatar #20 - feffog (01/14/2014) [-]
Lol k
#13 - We don't 'think' we're special, we ARE special. We are the mos… 01/14/2014 on Just a thought 0
#4 - Of course he's not smart, he's a gang-banger. Since when are t… 01/14/2014 on Trolling Saggy Pants +6
#9 - Of course, except for...you know...the people who don't like them. 01/14/2014 on Obama PUNCH!! +9
#102 - "Awe man, I wish people didn't hate on Bronies so much. H… 01/14/2014 on cute toradora pic +4
#54 - But that's the thing, Antman IS an asshole. He's a superhero, … 01/13/2014 on Get the news out! 0
#33 - See comment #32 01/13/2014 on All the time 2 0
#32 - 1) You're not. Very few people 'enjoy' emotional baggage and s… 01/13/2014 on All the time 2 -1
#2 - Yes, of course, because every single person on Earth can only …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Swing +9
User avatar #16 - civilizedwasteland (01/13/2014) [-]
I prefer to masturbate under a nice leafy tree

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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#476 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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