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#27 - I feel like Jaden actually has a lot of neat things to say, bu… 04/24/2014 on jaden smith -1
#24 - I conflicted as to whether I want to watch this show or not. … 04/24/2014 on Come +2
#74 - I'm surprised nobody ever drew Spongebob as an Asian yet, cons… 04/24/2014 on spongebob as a human 0
#96 - Sure you have. 04/24/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven? -2
#94 - It's so obvious that you're still in highschool that it hurts.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven? -2
User avatar #95 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice, but no.

I've been working for 8 years now, since I Graduated.

But you still are in school, that much is obvious because you keep arguing all of you opinions while I speak with experience.

You don't actually read anything I type, or if you do you just ignore it. Constantly babbling about how I hate all teachers, you haven't understood a single thing I said.
User avatar #96 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Sure you have.
#49 - That's how you do it. 04/24/2014 on I can vouch for this +1
#92 - Alright, well you're obviously unwilling to listen, which is f…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven? -2
User avatar #93 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Your rationality is a joke and you will die young.

You trust too easily, you expect too much, and you assume everything is alright.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
It's so obvious that you're still in highschool that it hurts. If you hate teachers that much, just move out, get a job, pay your own bills, and you better do it quickly while you still know everything more than those stupid adults do.
User avatar #95 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice, but no.

I've been working for 8 years now, since I Graduated.

But you still are in school, that much is obvious because you keep arguing all of you opinions while I speak with experience.

You don't actually read anything I type, or if you do you just ignore it. Constantly babbling about how I hate all teachers, you haven't understood a single thing I said.
User avatar #96 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Sure you have.
#47 - Because they do have relevance in real society. Go outside and…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I SWEAR I had the exact... 0
#49 - cocacolapop (04/25/2014) [-]
To not agree with REAL feminism (as it is defined as the promotion of women's rights on the grounds of gender equality) is insanely backwards, if you announced this view, you will get what is coming to you. Please do not confuse the things you see online with the REAL feminist movement. This view is held by such a small amount of people it can be easily ignored and should be, just as there is a minority of white supremacists holding the polar opposite view.
How exactly has "progression" gone to far? and what are these problems you mention?
User avatar #50 - huehuehuepster (04/26/2014) [-]
ugh
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Haha, Boobies! -2
User avatar #66 - fisheh (04/24/2014) [-]
beathimlikeareadheadedstepchild
#90 - I never said teachers are above reproach either; what I said w…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Why was six afraid of seven? -2
User avatar #91 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha, you are terrible at this aren't you?

Many teachers do no care for the children. This is a fact, not only because many are not intent on teaching the children ANYTHING but also because they simply do not have enough time to care. 20 kids in each class, about 4-5 periods a day, that's about 100 kids. Impossible to connect or encourage each of them individually so immediately you are wrong.

Many doctors do not care about saving your life, it's more like they make more money from you when your not dead and the care stops there. They are literal drug dealers, pushing pills to increase their paycheck.

And that concept that I can't grasp about teachers not being the same? totally spot on, I did not, I repeat, DID NOT say these exact words "I have had a couple good teachers, and i've had a few GREAT teachers. But 8 out of 10 teachers I have ever met were obviously not teacher material."

Totally didn't say that, you're right. Amazing thought process you have, truly a marvel.

Please, continue this pointless argument and baffle me with your "wisdom"
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Alright, well you're obviously unwilling to listen, which is fine because I'm unwilling to listen too, but communications break down the moment people STOP being willing to communicate.

Whatever, keep on hating teachers and blaming them for why they give you so much shit. I'll go on making good friends with them and learning things like most rational people do.
User avatar #93 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Your rationality is a joke and you will die young.

You trust too easily, you expect too much, and you assume everything is alright.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
It's so obvious that you're still in highschool that it hurts. If you hate teachers that much, just move out, get a job, pay your own bills, and you better do it quickly while you still know everything more than those stupid adults do.
User avatar #95 - ReeferTrees (04/24/2014) [-]
Nice, but no.

I've been working for 8 years now, since I Graduated.

But you still are in school, that much is obvious because you keep arguing all of you opinions while I speak with experience.

You don't actually read anything I type, or if you do you just ignore it. Constantly babbling about how I hate all teachers, you haven't understood a single thing I said.
User avatar #96 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Sure you have.
#6 - That's the spirit. 04/24/2014 on igiuL +6
#9 - The biggest secrets come from the simplest of questions. 04/24/2014 on Eggs Eggs Eggs 0
#35 - Wait, like, his password was somewhere in the middle of town, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Password 0
User avatar #39 - collateraldamageco (04/24/2014) [-]
He was in the middle of town when he said the password so everyone in the town saw what he said
#33 - I, for one, accept this new change of terms. 04/24/2014 on Yo ho fiddle de dee +1
#67 - ...I wanna see the whole thing 04/24/2014 on oh mama... +3
#27 - I know, right? My parents are always pushing me to be a mad sc… 04/24/2014 on Things that I want to do... +3
#43 - BAN HIM, ADMIN! DO IT!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Haha, Boobies! 0
#61 - Ken M (04/24/2014) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP CAPTIANFUCKTAIL
#64 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #66 - fisheh (04/24/2014) [-]
beathimlikeareadheadedstepchild
#51 - What is she...uh...doing there?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on oh mama... 0
User avatar #59 - snakephallus (04/24/2014) [-]
Think about it.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
...I wanna see the whole thing
#20 - Wow, it's almost as if getting that tattoo was a BAD IDEA 04/24/2014 on Ladies and gentleman...... +25
#14 - I think it's sad that it's more common for people to want to s… 04/24/2014 on skatewalk 0
#50 - "Hey, can I hitch a ride?" "Ya, but you got… 04/24/2014 on Damn, he's cool... +1
#34 - Okay, so let me get this straight: You have a way to 'prove me…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I SWEAR I had the exact... 0
#45 - cocacolapop (04/24/2014) [-]
Ok, well to start, it is a comedy and the fact that it is the tumblr part that distress you confuses me, why would you care what a bunch of attention seeking contrarian hipster post on tumblr its just a website that has no relevance in real society. The joke is funny because as an audience we KNOW how ridiculous it sounds for a person to say these things, and how funny it is that the boy in the film accepts it as truth. Also don't stress yourself or you might wet yourself !!
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Because they do have relevance in real society. Go outside and to your nearest Liberal university and say "You know, I really don't agree with Feminism and think it's rather silly" and see what happens. These people are real, and they exist, and they bring these attitudes outside in life.

Just as well, I only mentioned 'Tumblr' in one comment and not even my first one. My main point was just that "Progression" has gone so far that disliking or being apathetic to something turns into outright phobia or bigotry, which is true in many more places than it should be. Look at the problems happening in England/Sweden/Finland right now, look at more Northern USA
#49 - cocacolapop (04/25/2014) [-]
To not agree with REAL feminism (as it is defined as the promotion of women's rights on the grounds of gender equality) is insanely backwards, if you announced this view, you will get what is coming to you. Please do not confuse the things you see online with the REAL feminist movement. This view is held by such a small amount of people it can be easily ignored and should be, just as there is a minority of white supremacists holding the polar opposite view.
How exactly has "progression" gone to far? and what are these problems you mention?
User avatar #50 - huehuehuepster (04/26/2014) [-]
ugh
#37 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
debate class?
User avatar #38 - paulohd (04/24/2014) [-]
There is a debate club in my uni.
User avatar #39 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
i know there's debate clubs but i don't think you can do a degree in debating :I
User avatar #42 - paulohd (04/24/2014) [-]
It would be pretty funny if people could major in debate. It would take internet fights to a complete new level.
User avatar #43 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
With how internet fights go, i'm surprised someone hasn't already claimed to have a PhD in Debating
#33 - Usually people look fine when they wake up, actually. Even for…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I can vouch for this 0
User avatar #48 - Shramin (04/24/2014) [-]
I shall tell my hair and my wife's hair to chill the fuck out in the mornings then.
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
That's how you do it.
#32 - This isn't even the original one, it's a redone thread on 4cha… 04/24/2014 on Ship just got sunk +1
#31 - 1: I know it's just a film and a comedy, but the line "Tu…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/24/2014 on I SWEAR I had the exact... -1
#33 - cocacolapop (04/24/2014) [-]
I have tried to counter this argument many times, you people never listen. I am not even going to bother.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Okay, so let me get this straight: You have a way to 'prove me wrong', but you're not going to give it to me, but still expect me to believe that you're right?

Well, good luck in debate class, I guess...
#45 - cocacolapop (04/24/2014) [-]
Ok, well to start, it is a comedy and the fact that it is the tumblr part that distress you confuses me, why would you care what a bunch of attention seeking contrarian hipster post on tumblr its just a website that has no relevance in real society. The joke is funny because as an audience we KNOW how ridiculous it sounds for a person to say these things, and how funny it is that the boy in the film accepts it as truth. Also don't stress yourself or you might wet yourself !!
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2014) [-]
Because they do have relevance in real society. Go outside and to your nearest Liberal university and say "You know, I really don't agree with Feminism and think it's rather silly" and see what happens. These people are real, and they exist, and they bring these attitudes outside in life.

Just as well, I only mentioned 'Tumblr' in one comment and not even my first one. My main point was just that "Progression" has gone so far that disliking or being apathetic to something turns into outright phobia or bigotry, which is true in many more places than it should be. Look at the problems happening in England/Sweden/Finland right now, look at more Northern USA
#49 - cocacolapop (04/25/2014) [-]
To not agree with REAL feminism (as it is defined as the promotion of women's rights on the grounds of gender equality) is insanely backwards, if you announced this view, you will get what is coming to you. Please do not confuse the things you see online with the REAL feminist movement. This view is held by such a small amount of people it can be easily ignored and should be, just as there is a minority of white supremacists holding the polar opposite view.
How exactly has "progression" gone to far? and what are these problems you mention?
User avatar #50 - huehuehuepster (04/26/2014) [-]
ugh
#37 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
debate class?
User avatar #38 - paulohd (04/24/2014) [-]
There is a debate club in my uni.
User avatar #39 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
i know there's debate clubs but i don't think you can do a degree in debating :I
User avatar #42 - paulohd (04/24/2014) [-]
It would be pretty funny if people could major in debate. It would take internet fights to a complete new level.
User avatar #43 - thesticklebricks (04/24/2014) [-]
With how internet fights go, i'm surprised someone hasn't already claimed to have a PhD in Debating

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#513 - Ken M (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - Ken M (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Ken M (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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