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#72 - Eh, not that I've seen. Still, I am always willing to be prove…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Spider-mon +1
User avatar #80 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
His more recent stuff has the most character development

I'd start with the Daniel Way series and then move on to the Brian Posehn series.
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#138 - kinginyellow (05/03/2014) [-]
He's a character that started out very zany but quickly grew sad at points. He's the embodiment of those cartoons full of jokes that just throw a depressing fastball at your nuts and tug your heartstrings.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Still doesn't make him a round character.
#42 - That's just it, though. He IS a flat character. Just because h…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Spider-mon -6
#195 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
God, I hope you're not still talking about Deadpool. If you've read any of the comics he's in, you'd definitely not be saying that.
#61 - heyfuckyoudipshit (05/03/2014) [-]
so does that mean by your definition batman is a flat character? because he is batshit crazy (no pun intended) just a different crazy than deadpool? I'm not saying your wrong i mean deadpool started out as a parody so naturally his character might be weak but that doesn't mean every anti hero is flat.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Well no, Batman is a round character because there are many adventures he's had where he has grown as a character and it has reflected in the rest of his stories as well.

Deadpool is just the random guy they shove things onto when no other character fits the idea they have in mind. It's not as if I'm wrong. Deadpool is MADE to be absolutely nuts because that adds to the comedic affect, while every other character who can be defined as 'nuts' either intends to be seen that way (Joker), suffers from trauma (Batman), or suffers from legitimate mental disorders (Moon Knight).

I didn't say every Anti-Hero is flat, I said all other Anti-Heroes tend to follow the same schpeel as "Traumatized/Depressed" so having both of those does not automatically mean Deadpool is a round character.
User avatar #82 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Deadpool suffers from trauma as much as Joker does.

I'ma give you a condensed version of his origin
Abusive military drunk father, mother died of cancer
Father killed in bar fight by one of Wade's friends
Already mentally unstable at this point
Joins Special Forces, dishonorably discharged
Becomes a mercenary
Diagnosed with inoperable cancer
Desperately signs up to the Weapon-X program for a cure
Weapon-X program causes his complete break from reality from his already unstable state of mind
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Good for him, but the point of my comment was that being crazy or sad sometimes doesn't make you a round character.

Just as well, I meant that Deadpool is literally made to BE crazy. Like, that's his MAIN thing, while other superheroes who are also mentally ill just have it as this tiny side-plot or trait
User avatar #106 - heyfuckyoudipshit (05/03/2014) [-]
but they are starting he is starting to grow away from that like in the cable and deadpool run cable healed the part of his healing factor that made him absolutely crazy and is now just fucked up from life so in a fashion he is starting to round out but your right there is a long road ahead for his character if they want to develop him into something more than comic relief
User avatar #85 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Ah, fair enough.
User avatar #50 - kanatana (05/03/2014) [-]
Nigga, do you even Marvel?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Yes I do, I rather enjoy Marvel. Do you even argument?
User avatar #76 - kanatana (05/03/2014) [-]
Actually, yes, I am rather accomplished with verbal discourse. On the other hand, most of the relevant arguments have been made above already.
#33 - #Except that Spiderman was the original witty superhero and th…  [+] (43 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Spider-mon +10
User avatar #49 - kanatana (05/03/2014) [-]
Actually, Deadpool isn't as flat as you make him out to be. Over the years, he's gone through some MASSIVE character development. You should actually try reading his titles sometime, chronologically.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Eh, not that I've seen. Still, I am always willing to be proven wrong; what would you suggest where I would see character development? (Note: Not just a sad story or some plot twist. I mean actual Deadpool growing as a person and have it reflect in the rest of his stories too)
User avatar #80 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
His more recent stuff has the most character development

I'd start with the Daniel Way series and then move on to the Brian Posehn series.
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#138 - kinginyellow (05/03/2014) [-]
He's a character that started out very zany but quickly grew sad at points. He's the embodiment of those cartoons full of jokes that just throw a depressing fastball at your nuts and tug your heartstrings.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Still doesn't make him a round character.
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User avatar #39 - Vpirate (05/02/2014) [-]
That is also not true.

Spiderman was invented in the 60's.

Deadpool was created as a parody of Deathstroke (Wade Wilson, Slade Wilson)
Deathstroke wasn't introduced until 1985
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#36 - Vpirate (05/02/2014) [-]
Okay let me learn you a thing
While you are correct in that Spiderman was the original smart-ass cavalier, which I'm not disputing you on

Deadpool is by no means a flat character. Deadpool is actually a very deep character.

Take the "Dead" story arc in the Deadpool series written by Daniel Way

Prior to and during the "Dead" arc, Deadpool's goal was only to die. During the story arc, Deadpool successfully lost his healing factor (That's why his skin is normal in the picture), and could thus die. But Bob, Agent of Hydra, (The guy on the ground int he picture) was reliant on Deadpool to be killed by Tombstone if Bob wanted to live
Bob is Deadpool's only friend. Deadpool had no intention to be killed by Tombstone, but wanted to go out in his own way. He was being hunted by the Uncanny X-Force, who wanted rid of him. In the picture, Fantomex has Deadpool at gunpoint and then this thing happened.
User avatar #186 - themightymrplow (05/03/2014) [-]
Give me your highest recommended "Must read" Deadpool comic and I'll order it.
User avatar #227 - Vpirate (05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry for being late on this.

I'd go with the 4 part Wade Wilson's War, or X-Men Origins Deadpool (Nothing to do with the shitty movie, I promise.)
User avatar #69 - sadisticsalmon (05/03/2014) [-]
Yeh but of course, now days Deadpool is the most O.P. character in the marvel universe, stronger than Galactus, easily.
#105 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Bitches gotta know, Squirrel Girl is da strongest
User avatar #189 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
Truth! Squirrel Girl is best girl.
#208 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
Damn right
#209 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
One of the few people who can not only defeat Galactus off screen, but utterly humiliate the real Doctor Doom.
#210 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
And Thanos as well.
User avatar #70 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Now that is complete bullshit.
If Deadpool fought Galactus, Deadpool would get his shit wrecked.
User avatar #71 - sadisticsalmon (05/03/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter how commonly he gets his shit wrecked, Deadpool can't die, EVER.
User avatar #74 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
It's important to remember that the entire B-List of Marvel (that includes Deadpool) got rebooted twice. Thus, Thanos' curse on Deadpool is no longer valid.

Deadpool can die. It's just incredibly difficult. 1000x more difficult than killing Wolverine.

But possible.
Complete vaporization could kill Deadpool.
Galactus is capable of that.
Many characters are capable of that.
User avatar #78 - sadisticsalmon (05/03/2014) [-]
I didn't realize that the reboot removed stuff like that, still, he clearly is one of the strongest Marvel characters. For christs sake, he was seconds from killing Wolverine when Daken showed up and stopped him.
User avatar #79 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh, fighting skill wise, he's easily one of the best fighters in the entire Marvel Universe.

Even Taskmaster can't keep up with him.
#158 - sixpoundsofjerky (05/03/2014) [-]
comicexplain, I summon thee!

Deadpool has seldom ever 'lost' a fight, and through being an unpredictable lunatic can outperform 'better' combatants, due to them not being able to plan for his next moves, correct?
#197 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
Also, dammit, Taskmaster!
User avatar #190 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
Yep! Not even Deadpool can predict what he'll do next. He's what happens when you mix an absolute lunny with natural fighting ability, and a healing factor that feeds upon a cancer that grows EVERYWHERE. Unfortunately, after wolverine made his little 'deal' with one of deaths hands, trading a good portion of his own healing factor for fixing his soul (Making it so next time he die-dies, he'll stay dead as well), Logans healing powers are now vastly lower than Deadpools.

He is easily one of the better fighters in the marvel U (He starred in one of his very own 'Kills the Marvel Universe, for instance, something only one person before was capable of doing - And the other did it half-assed),and the healing factor certainly augments his prowess almost exponentially. When he losses a fight, he does it out of either plot convenience, or because he fought someone even he couldn't keep up with. Pretty scary, when you think about it!
#214 - sixpoundsofjerky (05/03/2014) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't he beaten Captain America, which, where the Captain is pretty much Marvel's Golden Standard for H2H skill, says a lot about Wade?
#223 - comicexplain (05/04/2014) [-]
For the most part, at any rate.
#226 - sixpoundsofjerky (05/04/2014) [-]
That's my favorite clip ever, by the way. Just 'Wait for it, wait for it, bam.'
User avatar #218 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
The thing about martial arts, is that it's based upon Order, for the most part; you have a section of ways you can attack. But when it comes to fighting someone who doesn't have a set, orderly movement, it makes a great margin of your attacks null. It's why Drunken First was created in the first place.

Against most other people who have great skill in martial arts, Cap would win. But Wade has both great skill, as well as the unpredictability to null a good amount of Capts skill. Fun stuff!
#59 - whyamihereagain (05/03/2014) [-]
Hang on, I thought deadpool was cursed by Thanos to never die, so even if they shot him he wouldn't really die... unless I missed something?
User avatar #60 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
That was before the first reboot of the entire B-List of Marvel

But even without the curse of Thanos, shooting Deadpool wouldn't do a god damn thing.
Super OP healing factor FTW
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
That's just it, though. He IS a flat character. Just because he has some deep moments doesn't mean he really has a personality; and he doesn't because his entire character is literally just 2/3 crazy and 1/3 depressed.

Kinda like every other anti-hero.

Ever.

He's popular BECAUSE he's a gimmick. He's literally the guy they write of when people think "Hmm, we have some really great jokes/ideas/scenarios, but they wouldn't work with the character we have here. Hmm, I know, let's mash all these things together and have some other asshole do it!". That's him.

That's not to say he's a BAD character (although I personally think he is), it's just saying he's flat. Having a few different backstory's or sad moments doesn't change that.
#195 - comicexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
God, I hope you're not still talking about Deadpool. If you've read any of the comics he's in, you'd definitely not be saying that.
#61 - heyfuckyoudipshit (05/03/2014) [-]
so does that mean by your definition batman is a flat character? because he is batshit crazy (no pun intended) just a different crazy than deadpool? I'm not saying your wrong i mean deadpool started out as a parody so naturally his character might be weak but that doesn't mean every anti hero is flat.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Well no, Batman is a round character because there are many adventures he's had where he has grown as a character and it has reflected in the rest of his stories as well.

Deadpool is just the random guy they shove things onto when no other character fits the idea they have in mind. It's not as if I'm wrong. Deadpool is MADE to be absolutely nuts because that adds to the comedic affect, while every other character who can be defined as 'nuts' either intends to be seen that way (Joker), suffers from trauma (Batman), or suffers from legitimate mental disorders (Moon Knight).

I didn't say every Anti-Hero is flat, I said all other Anti-Heroes tend to follow the same schpeel as "Traumatized/Depressed" so having both of those does not automatically mean Deadpool is a round character.
User avatar #82 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Deadpool suffers from trauma as much as Joker does.

I'ma give you a condensed version of his origin
Abusive military drunk father, mother died of cancer
Father killed in bar fight by one of Wade's friends
Already mentally unstable at this point
Joins Special Forces, dishonorably discharged
Becomes a mercenary
Diagnosed with inoperable cancer
Desperately signs up to the Weapon-X program for a cure
Weapon-X program causes his complete break from reality from his already unstable state of mind
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Good for him, but the point of my comment was that being crazy or sad sometimes doesn't make you a round character.

Just as well, I meant that Deadpool is literally made to BE crazy. Like, that's his MAIN thing, while other superheroes who are also mentally ill just have it as this tiny side-plot or trait
User avatar #106 - heyfuckyoudipshit (05/03/2014) [-]
but they are starting he is starting to grow away from that like in the cable and deadpool run cable healed the part of his healing factor that made him absolutely crazy and is now just fucked up from life so in a fashion he is starting to round out but your right there is a long road ahead for his character if they want to develop him into something more than comic relief
User avatar #85 - Vpirate (05/03/2014) [-]
Ah, fair enough.
User avatar #50 - kanatana (05/03/2014) [-]
Nigga, do you even Marvel?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Yes I do, I rather enjoy Marvel. Do you even argument?
User avatar #76 - kanatana (05/03/2014) [-]
Actually, yes, I am rather accomplished with verbal discourse. On the other hand, most of the relevant arguments have been made above already.
#130 - So why would you ask them to explain a joke anyways? You don't… 05/02/2014 on You'll get no title and... 0
#116 - 1: No it's not, that's why we have the Explains here. We WANT …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on You'll get no title and... 0
User avatar #118 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Well excuse me if I don't understand a reference to a show I don't watch.
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (05/02/2014) [-]
So why would you ask them to explain a joke anyways? You don't watch the show, you're not gonna find it funny.

I play Demons/Dark Souls, so I look at that content. I don't play League of Legends, so I skip that content. See?
#112 - Actually it's because he uploaded a picture of a ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on You'll get no title and... 0
User avatar #115 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Maybe that's a bad example, but people WILL thumb you down for the stupidest shit. A good example would be posting a comment asking to explain the joke. -10 thumbs guaranteed.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (05/02/2014) [-]
1: No it's not, that's why we have the Explains here. We WANT people to ask questions
2: People only get thumbed down for asking about the joke if it's insanely obvious
User avatar #118 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Well excuse me if I don't understand a reference to a show I don't watch.
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (05/02/2014) [-]
So why would you ask them to explain a joke anyways? You don't watch the show, you're not gonna find it funny.

I play Demons/Dark Souls, so I look at that content. I don't play League of Legends, so I skip that content. See?
#109 - *The front page is fine, but I'm a man-child who gets jealous … 05/02/2014 on You'll get no title and... -1
#27 - Ah, yes! I've always wanted my road plowed first! I will buy a… 05/02/2014 on Dont trust advice from an... 0
#4 - Oh, well then we'll tell you, friends are awesome. We're so lu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on boo +11
#12 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
my dad died
User avatar #14 - andrewiscoolyo (05/02/2014) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
#14 - Alright, whatever. 05/01/2014 on dah good shit 0
#12 - You could have easily just said "I misread it at first&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on dah good shit 0
User avatar #13 - SnacksJr (05/01/2014) [-]
When did I say I can read that simply? I thank the Nine for spell check. Reading and spelling are as hard as fuck sometimes.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2014) [-]
Alright, whatever.
#22 - Huh, I didn't get it. I guess I'm just not as racist … 05/01/2014 on Spot the error (answer in... +1
#9 - Dyslexia made me read this as "I'm a ******* faggo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2014 on dah good shit -1
#11 - SnacksJr (05/01/2014) [-]
You dont know my life.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2014) [-]
You could have easily just said "I misread it at first".

Really dude, if you can read and understand this simply, you either don't have dyslexia or have it in such a minor way that it's absolutely no trouble.
User avatar #13 - SnacksJr (05/01/2014) [-]
When did I say I can read that simply? I thank the Nine for spell check. Reading and spelling are as hard as fuck sometimes.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2014) [-]
Alright, whatever.
#10 - hypex (05/01/2014) [-]
#98 - I'm not being a white-knight. I just think it's rather hypocri… 05/01/2014 on Girls in gym class +1
#42 - *Disclaimer: Don't get your panties in a twist, ladies. Guys c…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Girls in gym class +1
#92 - nsfwviewerfav (05/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - captainfuckitall (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not being a white-knight. I just think it's rather hypocritical that many guys get insulted at generalizations, and then they generalize women as well.

So before anyone got really upset or pointed that out, I just wanted to make my own point that it really was just a joke.
User avatar #60 - useralreadytaken (04/30/2014) [-]
Dude, you probably just haven't found a sport you're good at. I mean shit... even golf is considered a sport.
#160 - There is. Like majormayor said, you just don't see it…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Racist +1
User avatar #174 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Well it seems like you've made up your mind then.
User avatar #162 - majormayor (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah man. Some of those posts can get thousands of reblogs that agree with the original message. Plus, there are quite several parts to the SJW community on there. Some aren't very popular but there are several of them and they usually connected to the more major ones.
#154 - ...Seriously? I make a comment and then you come back…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Racist +1
User avatar #157 - kijajouteh (04/30/2014) [-]
You said the massive amount of shitting in tumblr in general. You will only find it in a specific area. I don't think you are of understandings.
User avatar #160 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
There is.

Like majormayor said, you just don't see it because you don't follow/look for it.
User avatar #174 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Well it seems like you've made up your mind then.
User avatar #162 - majormayor (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah man. Some of those posts can get thousands of reblogs that agree with the original message. Plus, there are quite several parts to the SJW community on there. Some aren't very popular but there are several of them and they usually connected to the more major ones.
#82 - *Yet I do use Tumblr, actually; I even have a blog. Y…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Racist +1
User avatar #128 - kijajouteh (04/30/2014) [-]
Obviously not, because why would I go looking for stuff that is stupid and bothers me? It's like saying i'm not gay, but i'm looking for gay porn and getting angry.
User avatar #154 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
...Seriously?

I make a comment and then you come back with "Well you obviously haven't seen a single thing", and then when I tell you where to go in order to find it, you say "Well of course I don't LOOK for it". You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you.
User avatar #157 - kijajouteh (04/30/2014) [-]
You said the massive amount of shitting in tumblr in general. You will only find it in a specific area. I don't think you are of understandings.
User avatar #160 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
There is.

Like majormayor said, you just don't see it because you don't follow/look for it.
User avatar #174 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Well it seems like you've made up your mind then.
User avatar #162 - majormayor (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah man. Some of those posts can get thousands of reblogs that agree with the original message. Plus, there are quite several parts to the SJW community on there. Some aren't very popular but there are several of them and they usually connected to the more major ones.
#29 - And where did you get those definitions? A psychopath is just … 04/30/2014 on Se7en Psychopaths 0
#9 - Nothing, I just haven't seen him in a while. I would …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on internet drug dealer +9
#79 - roddor (04/30/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm glad he didn't die or something.
I hope he's OK too, drug dealing is a dangerous business.
See the grittily realistic documentary Pineapple Express for more info.
#18 - Interestingly enough, I have had sensible discussions with peo… 04/30/2014 on The same thing +1
#2 - "How to get something famous on Tumblr: 101" 04/30/2014 on Go Viral +2
#3 - I once knew a drug-dealer. Sold weed. He wore a mobil…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/30/2014 on internet drug dealer +79
User avatar #112 - perform (04/30/2014) [-]
That looks like it belongs in a children's story book.
User avatar #41 - darkangelicnight (04/30/2014) [-]
I was expecting something like, "and then one day Frog croaked"
#40 - dross (04/30/2014) [-]
I thought that was a limerick, I'm bitterly disappoint.
#7 - roddor (04/30/2014) [-]
Was?
What happened?
User avatar #46 - neokun (04/30/2014) [-]
Injected too many weeds.
#37 - bigjinfinity (04/30/2014) [-]
Speaking german, are we?
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Nothing, I just haven't seen him in a while.

I would be considered, but I'm out of town, so it would be concerning if I DID see him recently. I still hope he's alright though.
#79 - roddor (04/30/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm glad he didn't die or something.
I hope he's OK too, drug dealing is a dangerous business.
See the grittily realistic documentary Pineapple Express for more info.
User avatar #8 - poowpoow (04/30/2014) [-]
He was murdered at the Red Wedding
The Lannisters sent their regards
#62 - rollfourexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,087**

You know the Red Wedding could mean other things. I honestly thought you were referencing this old story about a Red Wedding. There was a plague and only the rich could hide away. The rich people held a masked ball at some point and there was this person who wore a really good mask. The mask looked like the plague that was afflicting the city. They had a bunch of coloured rooms and the man dropped dead in the red room or something. Later everybody died.
#23 - PenguinsOfMars (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm only halfway through season 3 and I swear to god I'm going to fucking trace your IP, call you ISP and tell them I'm the FBI and I need the name of the person that had that IP leased, find your address online, and sneak into your house, lizards in your fucking pillowcases.
User avatar #59 - satansferret (04/30/2014) [-]
err....This happens long before season 3.
User avatar #82 - PenguinsOfMars (04/30/2014) [-]
The next episode I have to watch is S3E6 and Rob is definitely alive and about to take castle lannister bro, also the wedding hasn't happened yet. You probably have Rob confused with someone else.
User avatar #87 - satansferret (04/30/2014) [-]
You're right. And I am going to hunt you down for it. Meet you at the red wedding.
User avatar #24 - broswagonist (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm impressed you made it this far.
User avatar #25 - PenguinsOfMars (04/30/2014) [-]
i skip everything GoT related, but sometimes roody-poos like you bring GoT into non-GoT things
#27 - broswagonist (04/30/2014) [-]
Wait, what did I do?
User avatar #56 - PenguinsOfMars (04/30/2014) [-]
oh wait you're not that other guy. he's a god damn ron paul hater roody-poo
#27 - Probably. I was very confused about that too for a long time, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Racist 0
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh I don't get much involved in politics, I just do the traditional complaining every once in a while.
#25 - *Orthodox jews. Most don't care, but many certainly w…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Racist +1
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (04/30/2014) [-]
Well I don't think Denmark has a very high population of jews honestly, because I've never even considered them a race until I got mixed up into american culture too. I think it's confusing when it's both a race and a religion. I think it's a much bigger thing in the US than in Denmark honestly
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Probably. I was very confused about that too for a long time, so I don't blame you. Hell, I only know about it myself because I'm actually into world-wide politics.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh I don't get much involved in politics, I just do the traditional complaining every once in a while.

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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
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Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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