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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Comment Ranking:#409
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#11 - Isn't it kind of sad that you have such a need to validate you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Oops +2
User avatar #74 - marohawk (11/14/2013) [-]
I was too stoned to use the google machine.
#53 - Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his co… 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
#41 - I didn't say it wasn't, but the point is for them to both be a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
User avatar #44 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
I think that was his entire point, though. It's a logical fallacy to assume that poking fun at one extreme means that you are endorsing a different one.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his comic at all. It would be a hell of a lot of effort just to make an ironic joke.
#10 - That is exactly the one. I mean...I think. They all l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron
#46 - I don't think you have any idea how satisfying this gif is  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on It's not like I WANT to eat... +2
#47 - thatoldguy (11/14/2013) [-]
I know she's the "worst" girl in the series
#67 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#8 - Anyone have the gif of that black guy sitting in an audience a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
User avatar #9 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
you mean the one of shaq?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That is exactly the one.

I mean...I think. They all look the same to me.
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron
#36 - That was the point. 11/14/2013 on Mediano +2
#134 - This genuinely made me laugh 11/14/2013 on Charmander +1
#29 - 11 Ways to be a Pretentious Ponce. 1. Always be skept…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Mediano +17
User avatar #40 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
It seems pretentious in and of itself to assume that the sole reason anyone has ever done something risky, adventurous or exceptional is for attention.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't say it wasn't, but the point is for them to both be at opposing sides of the spectrum. The creator and artist obviously meant his own as "You're not doing anything dangerous or risky because you don't want others to think ill of you", so I retorted with, essentially "It's just as bad to do them for the sake of attention and validation"

Basically, I was responding to the creator's pretentiousness with my own (ironic) pretentiousness
User avatar #44 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
I think that was his entire point, though. It's a logical fallacy to assume that poking fun at one extreme means that you are endorsing a different one.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his comic at all. It would be a hell of a lot of effort just to make an ironic joke.
#35 - ninonybox (11/14/2013) [-]
#34 - Penguinn (11/14/2013) [-]
Both you and this post list two extremes. I'm sure there is a happy medium.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That was the point.
#24 - Great, now he's gonna have to kill himself for such a shamfur dispray 11/14/2013 on time to pray 0
#9 - Anyone else think this looks creepy as **** ?... 11/14/2013 on (untitled) +2
#32 - Oh my gods. The big picture is really good and all, but why is… 11/14/2013 on another art comp by dino 0
#42 - I don't know why, but I feel like this picture is shaking back…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on #misogongy +3
User avatar #87 - bagguhsleep (11/14/2013) [-]
It's there.
You just have to believe that it's there.
#18 - Good lord I'm SOBER and could barely spell Batman backwards. 11/14/2013 on The +10
#112 - No, no, rest assured, no matter how hideous something is, at l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on And I never regretted it +2
User avatar #142 - TheHutchie (11/14/2013) [-]
Unless that one person is the captain of the ship, the ship's gonna keep looking.

Maybe there'll be some kind of "emergency" and that guy will grab the first lifeboat out of there.
#6628662 - I was enjoying that feeling right as I saw this roll too. 11/13/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#11 - No it's not. The world is not so nearly as dark and dreary as … 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#10 - Because there's a difference. Realism is fighting 20 boxers in… 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#29 - One of the most wonderful things about the Human Race is that …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on And I never regretted it +17
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (11/13/2013) [-]
If we ever go looking for alien life, find it, and it's not sexy, we'll just say "Fuck it", turn round and head home.
User avatar #112 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
No, no, rest assured, no matter how hideous something is, at least one human will want to fuck the shit out of it. We're truly amazing creatures.
User avatar #142 - TheHutchie (11/14/2013) [-]
Unless that one person is the captain of the ship, the ship's gonna keep looking.

Maybe there'll be some kind of "emergency" and that guy will grab the first lifeboat out of there.
#26 - Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the … 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
#228 - I'm afraid not, good sir. 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
#72 - You're right, it is phytoestrogens, but it's near commonly acc… 11/13/2013 on Wine 0
#24 - And you don't think an Olympic strong-man could do that? I sti…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
User avatar #25 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude, most people can't even open a jar of pickles. okay maybe they can

In no way whatsoever, would any human have even the slightest chance against a Gorilla OR an Orangutan.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the matter. Good day to you sir.
#23 - Oh, you seemed to have misread. I never said a human was stron… 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
#42 - Why does that Walrus have a bum on his face?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I'll Never Forget 0
User avatar #44 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
because that is how a walrus do

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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