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    #3 - I really do hate Batman as a character. I like thinki…  [+] (2 replies) 12/24/2016 on jason todd was stupid +10
    #11 - zplatter (12/26/2016) [-]
    that is the price you pay for doing a pacifist run.
    User avatar
    #4 - khaller (12/24/2016) [-]
    He can't because he either:
    a) Loves the Joker and can't function without his worse half
    b) Is to prideful of the idea of beating crime with the "no kills" bonus.
    #7 - I mean, if he tried to hang himself then he's obviously losing… 12/24/2016 on mlp +1
    #4 - What kind of retard wants the non-titty version? What… 12/24/2016 on When your pets find out... 0
    #2 - What anime/visual novel is the cover of his book from?  [+] (2 replies) 12/24/2016 on When your pets find out... 0
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    #3 - lexivex (12/24/2016) [-]
    Nekopara

    You can get a non-titty version on steam

    You can get a titty version elsewhere
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    #4 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2016) [-]
    What kind of retard wants the non-titty version?

    What do you play visual novels for? The fuggin' plot?
    #144 - The difference is you have to deal with a gender, that's somet… 12/21/2016 on Nodrumpa Hamargovoc +1
    #210 - But you didn't, because you can easily skirt around those rule… 12/19/2016 on black privilege 0
    #101 - Why are you bringing up things that have zero relevance to the…  [+] (2 replies) 12/19/2016 on black privilege 0
    #102 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    You brought rich or handsome people up. I said how you can remove their "privilege". And yes, thats what saying "be good" means. I don't know whether you sell it, or just bought it.
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    #210 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    But you didn't, because you can easily skirt around those rules.

    No, that's not what being a good person means. You have a lot of growing up to do, old boy. Maybe stop huffing over the 'propaganda box' and actually read a thing or two about philosophy or morality and ethics, and you may just be as smart as you think you are.
    #98 - But it doesn't work that way. There are ways to skirt around e…  [+] (4 replies) 12/19/2016 on black privilege 0
    #100 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    Yes, there are ways, that's why we have democracy and aristocracy is dead, that's why society worked when monogamy was implemented. Everyone pushes their own interest. That's your "do your best", sure. But it did came out like "accept it", imo.
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    #101 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    Why are you bringing up things that have zero relevance to the conversation? Nobody mentioned Democracy or monogamy.

    Just as well, if someone is telling you that you should be a good person and you take that as "never resist and know your place", you have far more pressing issues to introspect over, rather than what kind of pressures society gives.
    #102 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    You brought rich or handsome people up. I said how you can remove their "privilege". And yes, thats what saying "be good" means. I don't know whether you sell it, or just bought it.
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    #210 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    But you didn't, because you can easily skirt around those rules.

    No, that's not what being a good person means. You have a lot of growing up to do, old boy. Maybe stop huffing over the 'propaganda box' and actually read a thing or two about philosophy or morality and ethics, and you may just be as smart as you think you are.
    #93 - What the **** are you talking about?  [+] (6 replies) 12/19/2016 on black privilege 0
    #95 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    That people have the privilege to deny others privilege.
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    #98 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    But it doesn't work that way. There are ways to skirt around every rule.

    I wasn't telling anyone to accept their place, I was telling people that you can't control anything but yourself, so you should be as virtuous a person as you can be for whatever that counts for.
    #100 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    Yes, there are ways, that's why we have democracy and aristocracy is dead, that's why society worked when monogamy was implemented. Everyone pushes their own interest. That's your "do your best", sure. But it did came out like "accept it", imo.
    User avatar
    #101 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    Why are you bringing up things that have zero relevance to the conversation? Nobody mentioned Democracy or monogamy.

    Just as well, if someone is telling you that you should be a good person and you take that as "never resist and know your place", you have far more pressing issues to introspect over, rather than what kind of pressures society gives.
    #102 - anon (12/19/2016) [-]
    You brought rich or handsome people up. I said how you can remove their "privilege". And yes, thats what saying "be good" means. I don't know whether you sell it, or just bought it.
    User avatar
    #210 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2016) [-]
    But you didn't, because you can easily skirt around those rules.

    No, that's not what being a good person means. You have a lot of growing up to do, old boy. Maybe stop huffing over the 'propaganda box' and actually read a thing or two about philosophy or morality and ethics, and you may just be as smart as you think you are.
    #2 - >Go on Omegle >I greet them >They ask ASL … 12/19/2016 on Zamowson Noro Dioknic +18
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