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#53 - I can confirm this, I was the guy who mugged him. 11/25/2013 on Unpopular Opinion Time +35
#27 - Don't worry about it. We Canadians can handle it, you just kee… 11/25/2013 on ca nah duh 0
#36 - It's not that Santa doesn't exist, he just stops coming when y…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on Dear Santa +6
#92 - tyroneisanigger (11/25/2013) [-]
Take this medal sir, god damn do you deserve it.
#34 - I'm a writer and I don't say anything. I just cry bec… 11/25/2013 on Boring. 0
#52 - Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#48 - Not everyone who likes a different hero has to be less 'into' …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony 0
#50 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure homie...
But a guy who have actually read both DC and Marvel wouldnt make fucking idiot sentences like:

''n fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)''
#54 - naodell (12/06/2013) [-]
You know you're supposed to capitalize "I" right?
#55 - poontanglife (12/06/2013) [-]
Go die bro.
#47 - That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship betwee… 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#46 - Then you and I have obviously read different comics, good sir.… 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#44 - You see, I disagree with that too. Batman has had some wonderf…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#51 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, Iron Man villians fucking sucks
User avatar #45 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Inner demons, I'll give you that. His are comparable to Batman's if not better. But external foes is what I'm talking about. Separate bodies. Batman's are better, and Batman's relationship with them is better. Batman and the Joker is one of the most iconic, interesting and enduring relationships in all of comics.
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship between Batman and Joker is like between Order and Chaos, and as a great Youtube comment said in a video once...

"There's nothing iconic about clowns and bats-"
'WELL THERE IS NOW!'
#43 - Iron Man is a douchebag, that's exactly what he is; and he's l…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#49 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Of cause there is a fanbase for Iron Man, but OBJECTIVELY there is no doubt that more talent have worked on Batman, that Batman is a greater character and have many more and better stories. You can be that one dude out of fifty that finds Iron Man stories better, but that doesnt change the objective fact.

Iron Man is a douchebag, the writers that worked on him even TRIED to douche him up, its like they wanted the fans to hate him... its not Tonys fault... Just like Cyclops.

_; ''and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad''_
Thats Spider-Man bro, that isnt Tony, lol....
Tony was a very likeable character once in comics, and he is likeable in the movies because good writers wrote him.
But in modern comics he is an arrogant, shortsighted fool, he treats women badly, he is arrogant and self important... Oh yeah and you know ''Civil War''. Iron Man could have a douchebag standoff with Namor and Iron Man would win.
And yeah, that IS a fact that most comic book fans find Iron Man to be a huge douche, and he is one of the least liked A class heroes out there.
His comics sell badly and Marvel have been close to cancelling his comic books many times especially the 90s. Without Robert D. Jr. Iron Man would most likely not be classified as an A class anymore.
You know what, i think if you asked Tony himself, he would say with big regrets ''yes im a douche, oh my god im a douche'',

Bro, you cant critisize Batman, he is fucking Batman, he is perfect in every way... Just stop that, and focus on my Iron Man trashing.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's been around longer, and while he's had a lot of good stories, he's also had many more horrible ones. And just because you like Batman more doesn't mean every comic book fan also agrees with you, they're both good in their own ways and they're both completely different characters, I'm just saying I believe Iron-Man is better because he's more relatable and human.

...Okay, how can you tell me "You probably just saw the movies" when that's all you're talking about right now? In the comics Iron Man is a father figure to younger heroes, he's the second-in-command of the Avengers, he's contributed as much as Reed Richards in terms of funding and scientific development (although in different fields). I'm started to think that YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what they're talking about...

Yes it is Tony, seeing as how Tony deals with his issues with authority, his family problems, his issues with drink, his own superiority complex, trust issues (that he only recently got over), his own role as a leader and father figure, so on, so fourth...

What I don't understand is how you totally disregard Batman's bad comics, of which he's had many more than good, but hagger on Iron-Man for the same reasons. You're not even looking at facts or evidence, you're just pulling stats out of your ass and hoping people agree because you're bias as hell, and the moment you figure out you're wrong you pass it off on another, ulterior reason like "Oh, they just don't know enough". Seriously, if you were in a debating class you would be kicked within the first few comments.

I can criticize Batman for that very reason, because he IS 'perfect' and a Mary-Sue.
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#41 - You seem a little booty-bothered. 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#40 - I've read my share of comics, I assure you; I just don't think…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, then. Each to his own tastes.
#39 - How so? 11/23/2013 on Tony -1
#5 - Eh, I never really liked Batman much. To me he always seemed l…  [+] (37 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tony +30
#38 - nonanonnon (11/23/2013) [-]
All depends on who's writing them.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #35 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
No offense, but you probably don't read the comics. You probably just saw the movies.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
I've read my share of comics, I assure you; I just don't think Batman is that deep of a character. Tony Stark on the other hand goes out, saves lives, fights battles, poses with civilians, and then goes home and can't continue his day without a drink; and it just seems to hit you harder that he's only human
User avatar #42 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, then. Each to his own tastes.
#36 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, and i may sound like a pretentious fanboy idiot when i say this:
If your say youre a fan of Batman, and youve only seen the movies... then you arent a fan of Batman.
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, though.
#25 - mr skeltal (11/23/2013) [-]
right, so douchebag mcdouchenstein is more relateable than the guy that has actual emotions?

Whatever, you're a massive fucking douche man.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
You seem a little booty-bothered.
#23 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Objectively comparing Iron Man and Batman in quality is just mind bogling.
Batman is miiiles ahead of Iron Man in every aspect, story, background, villians, personality, development, history... everything.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Iron Man is a douchebag, that's exactly what he is; and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad. And no...no he's not generally disliked; he's one of the most popular characters in Marvel. I have read the comics plenty; I know it must strike you as absolutely absurd that ANYONE COULD EVER THINK DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WHILE STILL BEING EDUCATED but it happens. Deal with it.

Second, no it's not mind-boggling just because you get a stiffy every time Batman pulls out his Batarang and talks about his parents, they're both wonderful characters with their own story, history, motivations, and feely-moments. I just think Tony Stark is more human and thus better.
#49 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Of cause there is a fanbase for Iron Man, but OBJECTIVELY there is no doubt that more talent have worked on Batman, that Batman is a greater character and have many more and better stories. You can be that one dude out of fifty that finds Iron Man stories better, but that doesnt change the objective fact.

Iron Man is a douchebag, the writers that worked on him even TRIED to douche him up, its like they wanted the fans to hate him... its not Tonys fault... Just like Cyclops.

_; ''and he's like that because he's not perfect, and while he's good at heart he still has his own streaks of bad''_
Thats Spider-Man bro, that isnt Tony, lol....
Tony was a very likeable character once in comics, and he is likeable in the movies because good writers wrote him.
But in modern comics he is an arrogant, shortsighted fool, he treats women badly, he is arrogant and self important... Oh yeah and you know ''Civil War''. Iron Man could have a douchebag standoff with Namor and Iron Man would win.
And yeah, that IS a fact that most comic book fans find Iron Man to be a huge douche, and he is one of the least liked A class heroes out there.
His comics sell badly and Marvel have been close to cancelling his comic books many times especially the 90s. Without Robert D. Jr. Iron Man would most likely not be classified as an A class anymore.
You know what, i think if you asked Tony himself, he would say with big regrets ''yes im a douche, oh my god im a douche'',

Bro, you cant critisize Batman, he is fucking Batman, he is perfect in every way... Just stop that, and focus on my Iron Man trashing.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Well of course more 'talent' has worked on Batman because he's been around longer, and while he's had a lot of good stories, he's also had many more horrible ones. And just because you like Batman more doesn't mean every comic book fan also agrees with you, they're both good in their own ways and they're both completely different characters, I'm just saying I believe Iron-Man is better because he's more relatable and human.

...Okay, how can you tell me "You probably just saw the movies" when that's all you're talking about right now? In the comics Iron Man is a father figure to younger heroes, he's the second-in-command of the Avengers, he's contributed as much as Reed Richards in terms of funding and scientific development (although in different fields). I'm started to think that YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what they're talking about...

Yes it is Tony, seeing as how Tony deals with his issues with authority, his family problems, his issues with drink, his own superiority complex, trust issues (that he only recently got over), his own role as a leader and father figure, so on, so fourth...

What I don't understand is how you totally disregard Batman's bad comics, of which he's had many more than good, but hagger on Iron-Man for the same reasons. You're not even looking at facts or evidence, you're just pulling stats out of your ass and hoping people agree because you're bias as hell, and the moment you figure out you're wrong you pass it off on another, ulterior reason like "Oh, they just don't know enough". Seriously, if you were in a debating class you would be kicked within the first few comments.

I can criticize Batman for that very reason, because he IS 'perfect' and a Mary-Sue.
#53 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure, and also because Batman is a widely more respected hero, that a lot of writers much rather want to work on compared to Iron Man.

Sure he is a genius, he has an awesome armor and such, but we arent talking feats or accomplishes here, we are talking personality, and Iron Man have a very douchy personality.
There is nothig to agree or dissagree about here, you know nothing, im smarter than you.
Again just get over the Batman part, he is flawless, there is bad comics, he have been in over 8000 of them, i try to avoid bad writers and read the heroes i like, i just dont buy the comics if a given writer i dislike is working on them.
Iron Man have had soo much shit its unbeliveable.. There isnt many good story achs he have almost none, again there is a reason he is sells like crap, no people of talent ever works on Iron Man comics, and he have been butchered in later years.
Iron Man is a leader, and he sure as hell has fucked up in that department.. again please read Civil War..

Listen... THE, ONLY, REASON, IRON MAN, IS, POPULAR, IS, BECAUSE, OF, ROBERT, FUCKING, DOWNEY, JR!!
Why you so afraid of facts? Just say that you like Iron Man but cant deny that Iron Man in the comics have been butchered, spit on, destroyed by bad writing in the last 20-30 years...
Before 2007-8 nobody cared about Iron Man.
#20 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Iron Man is a douchebag, he is generally very disliked in the comic book fandom, its only because of his movies that he is still an a-rank superhero.
He is a major douche, a funny douche, but a major douchebag... like extremly, read a comic.
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman's relationship to his villains will always be better than any Stark has. That's one thing Batman has going for him: A better supporting cast.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
You see, I disagree with that too. Batman has had some wonderful moments with his villains and so has Iron-Man. I mean he goes out, saves the day, defeats the baddies, shares some wisdom and poses with fans, then goes home...and he can't sleep, he can't rest, he can't even look at himself in the mirror without seeing a haggered face and bloodshot eyes because he just can't continue without that drink, and between you and me that's one villain nearly everyone faces at least once.
#51 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, Iron Man villians fucking sucks
User avatar #45 - YllekNayr (11/23/2013) [-]
Inner demons, I'll give you that. His are comparable to Batman's if not better. But external foes is what I'm talking about. Separate bodies. Batman's are better, and Batman's relationship with them is better. Batman and the Joker is one of the most iconic, interesting and enduring relationships in all of comics.
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
That's true, I absolutely agree there. The relationship between Batman and Joker is like between Order and Chaos, and as a great Youtube comment said in a video once...

"There's nothing iconic about clowns and bats-"
'WELL THERE IS NOW!'
#13 - Derpcakes (11/23/2013) [-]
I honestly don't like Iron Man at all. But that is just because I don't really like his attitude. I acknowledge that Batman and Stark have both had their own struggles, and I think that by making superheroes more human like that no matter what universe makes them easier to relate to, unlike other superheroes.

TLDR: I dont like Iron Man but I think he is a well written hero.
#11 - angelious (11/23/2013) [-]
eh that is just how batman is portrayed in modern media.

comic book batman on the other hand is so much better than stark.

he is a borderline madman with obsession to justice,his relationship with his family(bat-family) and justice league is just perfect and he isnt all so much plot shielded in comics as he is in animated universe (for instance he got his ass handed to him by judge dredd and admitted he was dead on afraid of darkness(another comic book superhero) and the way they write the stories is just magic.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Then you and I have obviously read different comics, good sir. In nearly every Batman comic I know of it's always the same thing, he fights a villain, is almost beaten, and then rises up and beats them against all odds. Then he has an internal struggle, is almost beaten, and then rises up and beats all odds and yadda yadda. And it's just the same thing every time with him always coming out on top, maybe not in a battle, but certainly at the end of the day and it just gets boring knowing that he's always going to win. And then in his personal life he brings on nearly every problem he has with his own family and his team-mates and what-have you because of his "Unbreakable Morals and Will", and it tries to make him into a more righteous super-hero when in the end he's just unwilling to do anything that may make him less brooding. Sure, Iron-Man has a crappy relationship with his teammates too, but he still TRIES and just ends up failing because he can't connect to people very well, and then he feels guilt over the wrong he knows he's done in the past (and not just things he blames himself for, I mean things he's actually done wrong), and he knows he's practically useless without the suit and that shows in his relationship with some heroes as well and to me it's just so much more complex because he's NOT your average Super-hero. He's a guy in a suit that wants to help people, and I think that gives him much more room for development and potential for growth.
User avatar #9 - vorarephilia (11/23/2013) [-]
Marvel heros > DC heros
Marvel Villains < DC villains

in my opinion Dc villains usually have a bit more depth and creativity than marvel does for it's villains.

USUALLY don't start a shitstorm, I know there are exceptions.
User avatar #26 - imnotkickthecat (11/23/2013) [-]
Niggas better recognize Kite-man up in this shit!
#7 - mr skeltal (11/23/2013) [-]
See, the thing about Batman is that he CAN be written more mature and less of a whiny Mary Sue. He'll still be obsessed and stoic, but not full of angst and obsession that seems to be the trend. The only times I've REALLY felt Batman worked were: The Animated Series (only the first three seasons), The Killing Joke, and the first Tim Burton movie. In those, he was still the stoic Dark Knight that everyone loves, but still human as well. He told jokes, felt pity (instead of just anger) for his villains, and was (for the most part) past his parent's death. Only in moments of true despair did he think of him.

Batman is like Superman, and A LOT of other DC heroes and villains. They've been around so long that no one really knows what to do with them. A few stories truly work, but most of the time it's angst and violence. Hell, even my favorite character, the Riddler, only works when Paul Dini is writing him. Other times, he's just a joke.
#21 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman is the most well written comic book character out there, what are you talking about?! If any comic book character have hundreds of good stories its him.
Iron Man on the other hand have 80 % shit written stories.
#31 - mr skeltal (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman has a lot of great stories, true, but not many I think really capture ALL of the character. For example: The Dark Knight Returns is a good story, but the Batman presented feels more like Marv from Sin City in a Batman Costume. It fits in the story world, but it doesn't present Batman as a good person. He's almost psychotic.

The Long Halloween is one of my favorite Batman stories, but Batman is kind of a whiner there.

Even in the Nolan movies, I felt Batman was self-centered and not very dedicated to being Batman. He seems willing to give it up at a moment's notice for Rachel and because Joker is terrorizing Gotham.

Batman DOES have the greatest number of memorable and well-written stories, but I have never felt the entire character of Batman has really been seen, except in few cases. The most common thing missing is presenting Batman as a genuinely good person. He's often just a violent asshole.

But I guess I have a very limited view of Batman.
#34 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and i will proberly get a lot of hate for this one..
But i personally didnt find the Nolan movies to be good Batman stories, they were fine, but i generally disliked them.
#33 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Batman isnt a genuinely good person, he is a deeply disturbed person, with some insanly fundamental psyhological problems, if he wasnt a Superhero, he would most likely be a serial killer. Batman knows how disturped he is, which is something that he constanly have in mind to keep him from crossing the line and doing the wrong thing.
He puts all his focus on justice and saving lifes, but it could easily have turned out the other way around.

The Dark Knight Returns isnt a main continuity story, its non the main Batman, its a Batman that Frank Miller had full control over, still its a good story as you said yourself.

Good Batman stories...
The Killing Joke
The Court of Owls
Hush
Knightfall
Year One
Under the Hood
A Death in the Family
Superman/Batman
Kingdom Come(not technically a Batman story, but he plays a big part)
No Man's Land
Batman The Long Halloween
And many more..

Good Iron Man stories:
Extremis....
#8 - mr skeltal (11/23/2013) [-]
Jesus, just looked over this post and it's a fucking mess. Always proofread your posts, kids.

A fun .gif for your troubles.
User avatar #6 - cocopopsonfire (11/23/2013) [-]
THIS is why he's my favorite marvel hero

in fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)
#22 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Youre a movie fan, arent you?
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Not everyone who likes a different hero has to be less 'into' comics than you, you know.
#50 - poontanglife (11/23/2013) [-]
Sure homie...
But a guy who have actually read both DC and Marvel wouldnt make fucking idiot sentences like:

''n fact this is the reason i prefer marvel over DC, i find marvel heroes are more in touch with humanity (or lack of)''
#54 - naodell (12/06/2013) [-]
You know you're supposed to capitalize "I" right?
#55 - poontanglife (12/06/2013) [-]
Go die bro.
#50 - Hey there. 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true -1
#24 - I would wish to be God-King-Emperor of the Earth and all Human…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true +7
#45 - rinse (11/23/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Hey there.
#26 - mr skeltal (11/23/2013) [-]
k.
#24 - I was wondering what the **** that was. 11/23/2013 on meanwhile in the NSFW section -1
#21 - If it makes you feel any better, I get cases of Deja Vu all the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Vagina Vagina Vagina -1
User avatar #22 - Relinies (11/23/2013) [-]
I can believe it.
I'm pretty sure what we're seeing all the time isn't actually reposts, but the inconsistent flow of time that Funnyjunk goes through.
#13 - Regretting it and apologizing doesn't make up for what was sai… 11/23/2013 on Vagina Vagina Vagina -1
#12 - Fine, I wanna projectile give birth then. 11/23/2013 on Don't touch that trigger -1
#28 - Standards are not subjective, "The meaning of life" …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -4
User avatar #117 - alexjaeger (11/23/2013) [-]
To a degree I agree with you, standard's in today's society keep being lowered and a lot of people seem to justify it by saying standards are subjective. I guess ethics are subjective but standards aren't, or well at least that's what I think.
#25 - Seriously? I wasn't aware we were 15 again. No, I did…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? -4
User avatar #27 - metalnettle (11/23/2013) [-]
It was a joke.

'Standards' are completely subjective. You can't tell someone they have low standards, if they like sex with multiple people. It's personal preference, maybe they believe they are in love with everyone they have sex with idk. I believe it's not my place to judge. Unless people are obviously being taken advantage of, others should not get involved. In regard to fat people, everyone on this site is a singular person, I don't personally shame fat people. It's stupid to assume that every single member of this site shares the same views, people see contradictions because it's different people with different points of view posting different comments.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Standards are not subjective, "The meaning of life" is subjective, "Friendship and true love" is subjective. Standards literally mean just that, that you only take something of a certain quality. Yes I can; the same way a critic can judge whether food or a movie is bad, and in the same way that very critic can be a bad critic if he himself has low standards. It is everyone's place to judge, because as a good gentleman said below, judging and approving or disapproving is how you build up your own opinions and preferences, what you do is choose NOT to be vocal about it, which is perfectly within your right. Oh? So "Standards" is subjective, but you believe you can tell when someone is being taken advantage of in an objective view? I don't assume every single member of this site shares the same views, however, it is obvious that Funnyjunk has a bit of a problem with the band-wagon, and it DOES affect everyone whether they know it or not.
User avatar #117 - alexjaeger (11/23/2013) [-]
To a degree I agree with you, standard's in today's society keep being lowered and a lot of people seem to justify it by saying standards are subjective. I guess ethics are subjective but standards aren't, or well at least that's what I think.
#9 - Never in my life have I wished I could projectile **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Don't touch that trigger -1
User avatar #11 - treeoctopus (11/23/2013) [-]
That's not shit, the dogs giving birth. That was blood.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (11/23/2013) [-]
Fine, I wanna projectile give birth then.
#7 - No it's not David Tennant you ******* idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on real hipsters.. +1
#8 - pseudorandom (11/23/2013) [-]
Alright well fuck me. Jesus.
#7 - Ha, you think that's good? I can do an advanced rectangle star… 11/23/2013 on The smartest of the smart -1

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - mr skeltal (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
&quot;Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'.&quot; - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - mr skeltal (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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