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#17 - Can't say anything that wasn't already said. It's just almost …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined... +8
#22 - mrwillbobs (06/16/2015) [-]
You do know that lions, as in "The Lion King", live in Africa
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
You do know that Tom, from the Aristocrats, has literally no black on him
#28 - mrwillbobs (06/16/2015) [-]
eh, that one and didn't really make sense, I'll admit. But that's one character and there are black people in predominantly white countries. At first glance, I thought similarly to you, but then I thought about it and yeah, they pretty much make sense
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
Balto/Lady are Eskimo, yet tanned enough to be thought of as black at first glance.
Tom has absolutely no reason to be black
Lady and Tramp have absolutely no reason to be black

There are some white people in predominantly black countries too, but I don't see Simba getting white skin and red hair because of his light coat and auburn fur.
User avatar #20 - frostyaod (06/16/2015) [-]
dude really? aside from lady and the tramp (which their fur color sort of leans toward a darker skin tone), balto (who look of eskimo decent ), and aristocats (being tom is an alley cat it can go either way) the rest of them take place in the jungle/africa. seems pretty sound to me
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
Yes. That makes 5/8 that actually took on the colour of their homeland; for the others, there's next to no reason for them to be black/extremely tanned.
User avatar #26 - frostyaod (06/16/2015) [-]
seems a little black washy but i mean its fine. just some tumblrina being her politically correct self with her dumb drawings :/
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
That's what I mean: It's sad how blatant it is.
#16 - I don't know, they look way too tanned to be Alaskin/Eskimo...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined... +1
#97 - traycepickering (06/16/2015) [-]
Most sled dogs breeds came from indigenous groups, not the white man. So it makes some sense to have Balto and Jenna as native looking types. The original Balto was a Siberian Husky, which were originally bred by the Chukchi people. Pic related.
#3 - Oh **** off with that **** . "Hurr …  [+] (23 new replies) 06/16/2015 on they wont let him out +28
#105 - sebthebrony (06/17/2015) [-]
Holy shit man, calm the fuck down
And please sit the fuck down. You're embarassing yourself
None of those are CRITICAL issues. And if they were, this site is doing batshit to change it
"omG LE LOOK AT THIS111!1 this le fat cunt posted being fat is okay! what a cunt rite? xD"
Literally allyou fuckers do is complain and criticize without doing anything to change it
AND everything that you post of this oh, so valiant crusade is shit we're already aware of
shit that's been posted way too much before
shit that comes from people who we know is clinically retarded


I couldn't give less of a fuck because funnyjunk, believe it or not, is NOT a place i go to to discuss politics
but sit the fuck down
#67 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
It's still a fucking bandwagon gangbang

perhaps 1% of the users actually care about the poor ideas and ugly interpretations of feminism but the rest really don't. There's a reason feminists on here get 200+ thumbs down but only 3-4 people can argue with them. The entire community actually debating (being "wrong" or not) cares but sadly the that's not FJ. FJ is full of shits being against feminism just because some butthurt 12 year old can't fucking see through the actual idea behind posting obvious feminism baits.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE DISGUSTING PART OF FEMINISM BASHING.
I totally support the bashing of an ideology not rational or simply fucking stupid but if you are going to act like you fucking care you should atleast take side with the good feminism... SEE, here's the fucking hypocrisy in you shits, when the wrong from of feminism is performed you go all bat shit and act like it's the core of all evil but when you have the chance to care about actual feminism, say a giant fucking war of poverty weaponed by raping the women and the men's families doing harm to both you don't give a flying shit because you rather sit behind your 2000 dollar computers payed by your parents bashing the small fucking fraction of tumblr users writing complete bullshit NOONE WOULD EVER fcuking agree with.

SEE IT LIKE THIS- Yes, radical feminism is a problem, is it as big as problems dealt by actual feminism? I'm talking rape, occupational status, income, norms (see that as bullshit, I do, but if people care, they do)...

Well if you disagree with me which you most likely do because your entire time reading up until this has obviously been proned by the thought (HE'S SUPPORTING FEMINISM, NEED TO FIND FAULTS AND ERRORS, NEED TO DISAGREE WITH HIM), than I put it like this.

You are working mostly against tumblr users when you bash feminism, why not try to spend the energy you spend bashing feminism supporting the good feminism so that it can put out the bad?!

I'm 18 and I have yet to discover a lot of things in this world so by no means do I consider myself or my ideas to be superior, but I think FJ in all honesty has a short fucking fuse and too much pride. You all let your adrenaline run amok as soon as someone claims you are something you believe you're not.

Please, I don't attack you. Just the entire community. So, please, try to at least put yourself in neutral shoes. Try to read this in the perspective of a child. Percieving it without a filter of prejudice between the text and your ideas. I'm not saying you will agree withh me but I think if the user's here tried to for once swallow their pride and actually try to let go of the joint, think every part of the way and really reflect on their actions they'd realize a lot of their actions, their opinions and shit isn't that fucking logical.
User avatar #71 - emiyashirou (06/16/2015) [-]
No, see, your problem here is that you're using the exact same fucking mentality you're arguing against. "Don't judge the community by the vocal radicals", you say, and then you do that exact same fucking thing with FJ's community.
User avatar #104 - garymotherfingoak (06/17/2015) [-]
that is a flaw in his statement, but it far from invalidates anything else that he said after that FJ community bashing bit at the beginning.
#35 - mattyl (06/16/2015) [-]
"Because those are the big issues going on right now."

To make mountains out of molehills.
#34 - akkere (06/16/2015) [-]
"Those are the big issues right now"
You mean to tell me out of all the issues society is facing right now, obese feminists shitting up video games is "the big one"?

We're not talking about jack shit. At one point, most of the front page was just "WHATS ON BRIANNA WU'S TWITTER TODAY?". At another point, all we were posting was cringe comps of fat people. There's no discussion there, it's just the same old reposts.
You really want to discuss? Why not post about actual progress against SJWs, instead of reposting incessantly "fat shaming friday" all days of the week? Why not post about different workout routines ranging from at-the-gym weight training to at-home routines? Or nutritional guidelines to building up muscle and avoiding excessive sodium and calories that's the main reason obesity is a problem today?

Calling shitposts of fat women "big real world issues" is on the same level of disconnected from reality as when cunts like Sarkeesian say the lack of female protagonists in gaming is a "big real world issue".
#65 - leifbunny (06/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 - childpls (06/16/2015) [-]
u go girl
#38 - spaghettivase (06/16/2015) [-]
You fucking dissed him m8
User avatar #27 - voltkills (06/16/2015) [-]
the whole fat acceptance and feminazi movement is blown way out of proportion by the internet.
#100 - dequire (06/17/2015) [-]
And because the internet is making it bigger, it's becoming bigger. Because what is the internet? ...The WORLD. WIDE. WEB. The more people it reaches on the internet the bigger it can become. Because more people who are impressionable or might actually, god FORBID, agree with their views, will see it and take up the title of feminist/feminazi.
#24 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2015) [-]
One little comment and you fly off into a complete temper tantrum, you become completely defensive, fuck, if the guy had personally insulted your mother I bet you'd be more calm.

And if you really think that those things are THE big issues as of late, hint hint jackass, it's fucking not, and you people constantly talking about it accomplishes what exactly?

Seems to just be preaching to the choir, one big ol' circle jerk.

But sure, greek is on the verge of default, ISIS is still making the war torn middle east more torn, curable diseases are making a return due to anti-vaccines, there is still a non-war going on in Ukraine with Russia heavily not participating leading to the biggest feud between the West and Russia since the cold war to the point Russia feels the need to flex it's nuclear arsenal a bit, just to name a few..

But you're right "le evil feminazi" who are so clearly an ACTUAL threat to the world as we know it, is the one thing that makes FunnyJunk's community a stalwart champion of justice, the sole protectorate the earth truly needs.

Or, you need to get out of that basement more often, because there is a real world outside with bigger problems than some fucktards being stupid on the internet.
#98 - dequire (06/17/2015) [-]
Actually. You'd be surprised.

It may not be a big of an issue as war, or ISIS, or anything like that, but the social canyons that are rapidly forming thanks to media and butthurt being supported with a wild abandon will eventually send the US back to a tribal esque stone age with guns. The people in this country are HEAVILY bias right now, and that bias, opinion shaming and general amount of hate is rapidly destroying the average social system in the US.

It does deserve attention, because right here, right now, it IS a problem. One that we can work on. We can't do anything about other countries, but our country is having monumental social problems, ones that will eventually lead to our downfall if we don't do something about it. Empathy is rapidly dying because of our bias and stupidity. And once empathy goes.. there will be nothing left stopping us from just gunning each other down due to differing opinions. It may not be right around the corner, but it WILL happen. As a whole we're turning more into divisions of alternate thought and differing opinions than a united people. Believe it or not, it IS a large problem.
User avatar #22 - donatelo (06/16/2015) [-]
funnyjunk litterally is a bandwagon and a hive mind.
#19 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Are you gonna cry?
#18 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
You sound waayy too angry for how tame the original comment was mane. And calling those three things "the big issues going on right now" is a bit delusional.
#103 - garymotherfingoak (06/17/2015) [-]
>>#67, >>#34, >>#24, >>#18,

Funnyjunk is finally understanding, it's beautiful.
#6 - ciacheczko (06/16/2015) [-]
You sure live up to your name.

And you are right. This is the site where people laugh, where people people get upset, creeped out, or pissed off. Where people vent. If they want to do that while complaining on SJWs, it's their own business. Like it's a goddamn surprise that people who sit on their PCs a lot like video games - who would have guessed, right?

We are not those 600 million africans whose biggest concern is having electricity at all. Indeed an average guy's worry is will the chick they dated randomly accuse of them of rape or not. It's an immediate concern, affecting the modern world we're living in, thus it's discussed a lot.

But there always has to be Mr. This Fucking Guy, who thinks that just because other more serious matters aren't discussed non stop, no one cares or knows, and he's the only enlightened wise man among the brainless lemmings. Oh how I hate those. Special snowflake status: Confirmed.
#8 - mayoroftownsville (06/16/2015) [-]
"Indeed an average guy's worry is will the chick they dated randomly accuse of them of rape or not."

You mean the average kissless virgin's baseless worry, and only because they don't talk to girls enough to realize that you can spot the type of chick to do that ten miles away.
User avatar #108 - ciacheczko (06/17/2015) [-]
A fair point. But the main deal with what I said is that overall scoring and meeting chicks is rather more noticeable than electricity, because that one we take for granted since as long as we live.
#21 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
did eza bait fox
#4 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
"Hurr durr, people on Funnyjunk are a bunch of sheep on a bandwagon. But not me! I'm smart enough to know! Guys, look! Look how smart I am!"
never said that not even once
calling people fatfucks, freaks, and assholes and yelling how some of them should be killed or burned for fuel is not discussing an issue and is only providing ammo for the people who claim hate and discrimination. it is actively hurting the cause. there are some who are helping by having healthy discussions about the issue but they are not the majority you see. there are petitions that could be signed and forums where you could talk with people who actually believe whole heartily about what they're saying instead of some of the edgy devils advocates who just like to make people mad in order to reach the negative six hundred mark
I meant the videogames are a big topic at the moment and right now and it would take something massive to change what fj is into at the moment. I'm sorry if that came off the wrong way I am going to have to wait til tax time to afford xboxone because I am going to play the everloving fuck out of fallout
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
"unfortunately most of fj just doesn't care right now" anyone beyond 3rd grade reading level knows what implications are.

Not everyone wants to talk, most just want to be informed, but thumbs are a sense of self-worth here and any comment that can be made to grab some will be made.
#10 - The fact that there's only three is a national tragedy.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Trap +1
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (06/17/2015) [-]
Po-ju has other stuff though.
#14 - So long as they're honest with themselves it's fine. … 06/16/2015 on welcome to /d/ +3
#8 - I can never get off on this just because of HOW low his penis …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Trap 0
User avatar #9 - Zaxplab (06/16/2015) [-]
yeah, I hate that too.

The other two in that collection look fine though
User avatar #19 - captchakid (06/16/2015) [-]
Other Two?! Links!
User avatar #34 - captchakid (06/17/2015) [-]
You arent that heartless after all.
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (06/17/2015) [-]
Only sometimes.
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
The fact that there's only three is a national tragedy.
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (06/17/2015) [-]
Po-ju has other stuff though.
#3 - Hispanic women are very sexy as long as they're not above 35. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on m'waifu would never +6
User avatar #4 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/16/2015) [-]
Yeah my friend's hispanic and he says the same thing. Ass game is real tho, might be worth
User avatar #5 - frenzyhero (06/16/2015) [-]
never stick your dick in crazy
#19 - thecrayzeeman (06/16/2015) [-]
But crazy is fun until it sets your family on fire and skins you alive !
#2 - I don't think I have any form of OCD, even mild, but whenever …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Obsessive Compulsive Delusion +51
User avatar #70 - thegamepixel (06/16/2015) [-]
See, what you are talking about (if it happens a lot) is OCD (I've done stuff like this before, it runs in my family) The thing in the content is not OCD, its OCPD. OCD is about anxiety and symmetry about the things you do, while OCPD is about orderliness. What most people call OCD is actually OCPD.
#60 - captaincrapface (06/16/2015) [-]
I have the same thing, only a little more severe especially when it comes to walking and stepping differently. If one toe touches something harder doesn't have to be just harder, it could be stepping on a crack or just hitting the floor strangely , my entire foot has to touch it. My foot has divided itself into 9 sections, east, west, middle toe, right toes, left toes, left heel, center heel, right heel, and center of my foot. If a section doesn't touch it it will feel awkward there for a short while, even if I stepped that way on purpose.
So far, my problem with my feet is the only problem that's different from what you've described, just I feel a little more uncomfortable (I think, because its to the point where sometimes I feel very uncomfortable and go back to appease myself even in public)

And we both have captain in our name.
User avatar #44 - greedtheavaricious (06/16/2015) [-]
Your name doesn't suit you at all.

I do the same, as do a shitton of other people as it seems. Seems to be fairly normal.

I also hesitate to touch metal every single time out of fear of an electric shock. Funny, as I listen to metal.
User avatar #41 - lonerider (06/16/2015) [-]
So is this normal then?
User avatar #36 - frankstein (06/16/2015) [-]
Well gee, i just thought i was weird.
User avatar #35 - xsnowbanex (06/16/2015) [-]
Oh....everyone doesn't do that?
User avatar #18 - Dember (06/16/2015) [-]
Jeeze, I've felt the exact same for as long as I can possibly remember... the earliest I can consciously recall was seven years old, but probably younger. Weird to see we're not alone in it at all, too - is there a term for this?
User avatar #14 - thefunnyside (06/16/2015) [-]
Ditto here.
User avatar #7 - combatplatypus (06/16/2015) [-]
Huh, I do the exact same thing
User avatar #6 - thesunpraiser (06/16/2015) [-]
I do pretty much, or maybe exactly the same thing. Like if my elbow were to graze something as I walked past, I always brush it with my hand. Or if I accidentally touch the corner of the page I'm writing on, I brush it just because. Otherwise it feels weird. Unfinished.
#24 - I always hope I'll show up on these comment comps until I real… 06/15/2015 on Funnyjunk Comment Comp 1 +2
#10 - Hasn't marijuana been proven to increase susceptibility to a v… 06/15/2015 on Marijuana 0
#9 - Got any source for that or are you just pulling things out of … 06/15/2015 on Marijuana 0
#1 - Bears. 06/15/2015 on Fierce animals of the nordics 0
#20 - Hm, I don't think that it's so much about a conversation from …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Some of my favorite quotes +1
User avatar #24 - lankou (06/13/2015) [-]
I'll grant you the first two but i think the final one is off, I have read the comics yes He values the life that is lost but by exposing "the truth" he knows that he is putting more lives in danger and bringing the world closer to nuclear destruction by letting the word get out. He views that word getting out is more important than the life that will be lost (basically Russian going back into the cold war and possibly retaliating) by the word getting out.

idk i just always felt that he kind of had a fractured identity like the author was combing two characters, this could just be him trying to be crazy but it seems like that someone who truly understood that life had no meaning or purpose save what you inscribe on it, wouldn't then turn around and say this is the exact meaning and this is how you should live your life, he in my mind would be more layed back and farcical aka The Comedian, because in the end it doesn't matter and it never did matter
#57 - I think it really says something by how far Feminism has gone …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on ... 0
User avatar #83 - livefromtokyo (06/13/2015) [-]
No no, this story is fake, man. Don't worry. It hasn't gone that fat yet.
#10 - See that, kids? And NONE of the women screamed like a banshee …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2015 on High 5'in strangers +111
#46 - anon (06/13/2015) [-]
>captain america gif
User avatar #85 - minorian (06/13/2015) [-]
Where's the gif from? Is it Goodfellas?
#88 - goldenquil (06/13/2015) [-]
captain america dude
User avatar #114 - minorian (06/13/2015) [-]
Oh, man, don't say that. Jesus Christ, I look like an idiot now
User avatar #43 - HailtotheKing (06/13/2015) [-]
I really do have to defend that woman. I've worked with a lot of kids and young adults who fall along the autism spectrum and I'm positive she had some form of that disorder. Most likely Asperger Syndrome from the way she reacted as that particular shade of autism makes people very uncomfortable and some times hostile when interacting in an unfamiliar situation. I hate to be the guy who rains on the parade but I don't think it's fair to make fun of that woman just based on that little snippet of her life.
But that's just my opinion.
#13 - My mother had recently revealed to me that whenever someone ta… 06/12/2015 on Weird Moms +1
#3 - But not bombs. 06/11/2015 on Frank Castle knows how to... +2
#20 - Yes, yes we are 'just ignoring it'. 06/11/2015 on Gets me every time +8
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#79 - Speak for yourself, mortal. I plan to live forever.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/10/2015 on So, my friend likes organic... +17
#82 - juter (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #103 - animehunter (06/11/2015) [-]
i've never understood the age 13 part of this pic
User avatar #104 - juter (06/11/2015) [-]
What's not to get?
User avatar #105 - animehunter (06/11/2015) [-]
do 13 year olds share beers all the time?
User avatar #107 - juter (06/11/2015) [-]
do 13 year olds not lie all the time?
#106 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
clearly German, they drink beer super young. It's like warter to them
User avatar #96 - misterbluecoat (06/11/2015) [-]
My mains of Brynhildr, but whatever.
#29 - As said, it's been a while since I've read it, so perhaps that… 06/10/2015 on Oedipus 0
#26 - Maybe. It's been a while since I read the story.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Oedipus 0
User avatar #27 - sphincterface (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah same here, I don't remember all the details about the story since the last time I read it was in 10th grade.
#73 - N-no.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on spoopy +7
#74 - thejaymezians (06/10/2015) [-]
#2 - Oedipus didn't actually KNOW it was his mother though, and whe…  [+] (45 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Oedipus +165
User avatar #65 - sebthebrony (06/11/2015) [-]
He gouged his eyeballs out
That's why auto-enuclation is called Oedipism
User avatar #67 - harbingerwolf (06/11/2015) [-]
I only know this cause of Bloodborne, that game teaches you things, and stretches your asshole.
User avatar #68 - sebthebrony (06/11/2015) [-]
Same actually
User avatar #39 - craftyatom (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I never get why it's called an Oedipus Complex when he's one of the people who reacted worst when he found out he was banging his mom.
User avatar #37 - theugandanhero (06/10/2015) [-]
I think
I think more people need to know about this
#30 - ihateemo (06/10/2015) [-]
no he stabs his eyes out and says he deserves to be punished
User avatar #28 - herecomesjohnny (06/10/2015) [-]
Wait, I thought he lashed out his eyes with the belt she used to kill herself, step down as king and then just wander around with antigona?
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (06/10/2015) [-]
As said, it's been a while since I've read it, so perhaps that's how it went down. He certainly did go into exile though.
User avatar #25 - sphincterface (06/10/2015) [-]
I thought his sons exiled him?
User avatar #36 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
he stabbed his own eyeballs out and ran away
#38 - cleu (06/10/2015) [-]
i'm pretty sure he gouged his eyes out with a broach.
User avatar #40 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
It varies by version
#42 - rainwaterenema (06/10/2015) [-]
Seeing as the story has a known author, there aren't really any acceptable different 'versions' of it. He gouged his eyes out with a broach.
User avatar #44 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
Except it was translated from a several thousand year old version of greek.

There will be and are discrepancies between different translations
#46 - rainwaterenema (06/10/2015) [-]
Well yes, words may be translated differently, but in ancient Greek, the word for broach translates only to broach.
User avatar #47 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
Actually the ancient greek word for broach is "καρφίτσα" not "broach"

got eem
User avatar #53 - hellmodd (06/10/2015) [-]
You're wrong, that's modern greek
User avatar #54 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
You assume that
User avatar #55 - hellmodd (06/10/2015) [-]
I don't, I'm greek.
User avatar #56 - wotterpatch (06/10/2015) [-]
Not an ancient greek tho

In old English the word for eat is still "eat"
User avatar #57 - hellmodd (06/10/2015) [-]
We get taught ancient greek for 6 years here.
Comparing "old english" to ancient greek is retarded
I know for a fact the word "καρφίτσα" is only in modern greek, it's my damn language.
In ancient greek it's ὄπεας or στιγεύς
#48 - rainwaterenema (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (06/10/2015) [-]
Maybe. It's been a while since I read the story.
User avatar #27 - sphincterface (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah same here, I don't remember all the details about the story since the last time I read it was in 10th grade.
User avatar #19 - aliennova (06/10/2015) [-]
He exiled himself before he knew. In the begginning he said if the person who killed the previous king would be exiled if he didn't speak up. Later on found out he killed the previous king, his father, on the way to the city and ended up marrying his mother and having two daughters and two sonds with her. He then later found out the truth and actually WANTED to stay but he had to leave Using spoiler tag correctly here
#23 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
lol @ spoiler tag for a 2500 or w/e I dont know year old myth
User avatar #71 - aliennova (06/11/2015) [-]
It wasn't a myth. It was a play written in Greek times. 2500 years old or 10 years old. It still deserves a spoiler for people who have not read it.
User avatar #24 - listerthepessimist (06/10/2015) [-]
well I've not read it
#14 - hillbillypowpow (06/10/2015) [-]
Not gonna mention the whole stabbing his own eyes thing though?
#17 - imjared (06/10/2015) [-]
i thought that was his mother that did that
#20 - hillbillypowpow (06/10/2015) [-]
Nah she hanged herself
#9 - iluvharrypotter (06/10/2015) [-]
>he exiled himself
In Oedipus at Colonus, it's said that he stayed in his kingdom for a few months before getting exiled by his two sons exiled him and Creon after realizing that shit wasn't getting better at Thebes. Which is why he is extra salty against them in it.
User avatar #12 - iateapenguin (06/10/2015) [-]
To be fair there was probably a version of the myth in which that happened. It was really dependent on the bard who told it and the only versions we have are the ones that survived in the Greek literary tradition
User avatar #5 - platinumaltaria (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah sure, he didn't know that that haggard old woman wasn't his mother, which in some ways is worse.
User avatar #4 - charagrin (06/10/2015) [-]
You can't expect most people online to actually know any mythology except that which is used for an A-list movie, as it would involve intelligence and the ability to read.
User avatar #22 - theshadowed (06/10/2015) [-]
or. You know. A joke?
User avatar #21 - psychologyxplain (06/10/2015) [-]
Somebody is feeling pretentious today, huh?
#8 - stalini (06/10/2015) [-]
Reading books does not require more intelligence than watching movies.
User avatar #13 - satansferret (06/10/2015) [-]
It does if you're hoping to get more information out of it.
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (06/10/2015) [-]
Some of the smartest things I know could have been picked up by a half-retarded monkey
User avatar #16 - satansferret (06/10/2015) [-]
That means you're retarded.
User avatar #18 - demandsgayversion (06/10/2015) [-]
I am certainly an idiot, but I'm not retarded.
#6 - thegreatdeadpoolio (06/10/2015) [-]
#3 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
Not only that, motherfucker gouged his eyes to try and unsee it, but know it's still there
#11 - funpunk (06/10/2015) [-]
And that was immediately after his mother hung herself.

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#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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