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#10 - Eh, I know adrenaline can do strange things but that just soun…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Random Internet #40 -22
User avatar #84 - Twithyiguess (02/14/2015) [-]
I shattered my hand and needed six pins to repair it, drove home without realizing it was broken for four hours. Adrenaline is different for everybody, after it was out, I couldn't even move any of my fingers, and my hand wouldn't stop shaking. It's apparently really common to happen, you body just sort of ignores the pain, and then later on it suddenly hits you. I'm sure he knew something was wrong, though adrenaline will push passed most things.
User avatar #68 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/14/2015) [-]
"Is there any proof for that? "

Use google you simian.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
I did, while you obviously didn't. The only links that popped up to "Can you use bones after they are broken?" referred to what type of things cause broken bones and how you treat them.
User avatar #82 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/14/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight-or-flight_response_%28in_humans%29

That's because you aren't very smart. Googling "adrenaline dulls pain" got this as the first result. It doesn't actually dull pain, it just induces intense concentration:

"Essentially, what originally made people think that adrenaline reduced the pain they felt was not adrenaline blocking any pain sensors, but the fact that their attention was engaged so strongly in other activities that they were distracted from the feeling pain. Increase in mental concentration is an effect of epinephrine. Whether or not an individual focuses on pain or on another task has the ability to affect the amount of pain he or she may feel. Subjects infused with adrenaline reported an increase in pain if their sole focus was on their pain, and would report a decrease in pain if they were distracted while the painful stimulus was administered."

The reason why people sometimes can walk or move like they are okay after injuring themselves is because they aren't focused on the pain, but something else. For example, the guy in the content very well could be more focused on the concern with how he will get help or fix his situation, so he tunes out the pain due to the effects of adrenaline.
#12 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
In school I broke my hand punching a kid in the face, got detention, wrote my hundred lines, then went to hospital after it became agonizing to find I'd broken it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
You wrote 100 lines before realizing it was broken?
User avatar #16 - mrhazzy (02/14/2015) [-]
The adrenaline is part of the "fight or flight" feeling that's a natural bodily function, the adrenaline causes your muscles to react much quicker, to either run like fuck or to wreck the fucking shop, the adrenaline also lowers your perception of pain, because if you run or fight, you don't want to stop because you've hurt yourself, and as the adrenaline wears off, the pain becomes a real factor and life goes on as normal. There's a lot of stories about it, a woman who crashed her car, ran on two broken ankles to get help. Pure adrenaline can do inhuman things to the human body.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Well yeah, I know that; but if a body part is incapable of moving, it's incapable whether you feel the pain or not.

Just as well, while Adrenaline hits very hard, it also goes away very fast, so I find it very hard to believe someone could go an hour or two through a calm situation before finally realizing they needed serious medical attention.
User avatar #35 - terafyde (02/14/2015) [-]
I once had a mug smashed over my head in the blistering cold, put my hood up to cover it idk why only to have my dad point out I had a huge shards inside my head.
The story behind the smash isn't funny.
User avatar #21 - jaxxlaxx (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah man. In highschool I was playing rugby and took a bad hit. Broke something in my ankle before half-time. I still played on the ankle for the rest of the game. I could tell I couldnt use it as well and it felt kind of loose (like when it falls asleep). Went to celebrate with some McDonalds with the team noticed that when I was walking my foot was pointing slightly inwards. Thought I just sprained it or something (meh stiff upper lip). Woke up the next morning rolled out of bed and fell when I tried to put pressure on it. Taken to hospital turns out broken. Adrenaline is ridic. Also your body puts itself into shock depending on how much pain its going through. Effectively reducing pain a fuck ton.
User avatar #18 - mrhazzy (02/14/2015) [-]
all breaks are different, I've broken my wrist to the point that it was fixed in position, then there was my other wrist that I broke by falling out of a tree, I landed on it and I knew I broke it, but I was more than capable to hold stuff, and move my wrist, it hurt like a motherfucker but I could move it
#8 - Eh, everyone upset about the guy being ran over, calm down. If…  [+] (32 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Random Internet #40 -83
User avatar #58 - zlawliet (02/14/2015) [-]
"haha gy wastin tim he deserve 2 get both his fuckin legs run over n crushed 100% intentionally"

That's my impression of you I hope it's accurate
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Only partially right. While I believe just laying down in the middle of the road wasn't the smartest thing to do (thus bringing getting ran over upon himself), he didn't 'deserve' to get ran over.
#28 - ainise (02/14/2015) [-]
Dude, those things have a fair chunk of force behind them. A properly working one can fully dent the top of a car. What do you think that's going to do to your fucking head?

That dudes leg is broken. No doubt about it. It's a question of how bad, but it's broken for sure.

Lastly, You do know your leg could be shattered and you'd still try to get up and walk away? It's called Adrenaline. It's part of your flight or fight response. What happens is, all of the blood that usually is rushing to your brain - the oxygen rich stuff - focuses on your muscles. You become noticeably stronger, your nerves become noticeably weaker, you are not of sound mind. Your senses dull, your become tunnel visioned, you become almost blissfully numb to pain, you're enraged - your muscles are fully engorged with that oyxgen rich blood to either fight - or flee.

Even if you do nothing in this "fight or flight" mode - you will be COMPLETELY exhausted in about 5-10 minutes. Your body can't handle the stress, your muscles will literally ache the next day.

This is fight or flight. With that, you can do things you couldn't imagine being able to do. So yeah, No. Getting up after a MAJOR injury like this is not signs that the dull metal sword didn't fucking hurt. It's a sign that you're a human. That's all.
User avatar #22 - reican (02/14/2015) [-]
if I shoot you in the stomach and you do not die then you are just wasting time when whining
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
How is that a comparison?
User avatar #24 - reican (02/14/2015) [-]
you get an injury, and as long as the result still leaves you able to walk around, there is no harm done.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
That's not what I was saying though. I was saying that the guy who got hit on the head fell to the ground and acted as if he were in agony, yet after being ran over he had no problem getting up and walking away.

Of course there was harm done, and even injuries that leave you capable of moving can be lethal, but if you are still ABLE to move after an injury and get out of the way of greater ones, you should.
User avatar #26 - reican (02/14/2015) [-]
of course he had no problem, ever heard about adrenaline kick? you can have a broken limb but still able to use it because the pain is suppressed by the adrenaline, its like bikers that fall off a motorcycle in high speed, then get back up as if nothing happened. only to pass out later on. the guy got run over his leg by a car and got back up. But later, the leg will hurt like shit.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I've never heard of it. Even though I admitted to hearing about it before in comments below yours, and even though the comments below yours have informed me of the same thing, no, I have never heard of it. Funny how the world works, eh?
User avatar #46 - professorbob (02/14/2015) [-]
Then why are you still questioning it? He got conked on the head, got dazed for a second, got run over, and then adrenaline kicked in. It's not that hard to understand.
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
What do you mean "still" questioning it? Look at the time I made comment #8, and the time I made comment #20
User avatar #48 - professorbob (02/14/2015) [-]
You were asking why he he didn't move right after he got hit. I said it was because of the shock of being hit in the head by a 50lb beam. I was referring to the adrenaline because it only kicked in after he got run over, thus the reason he didn't move immediately.
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
No, you misunderstand. I know EXACTLY what you, and everyone else who made the comment before you, were referring to.

What I was asking is why you said "Then why are you STILL questioning it?" implying that I didn't understand, despite the fact I retracted my statement long before now.
User avatar #50 - professorbob (02/14/2015) [-]
You retracted your statement about the reason he was still able to walk, and I assumed you were saying something different with him not moving after getting hit in the head. Clearly I misunderstood and you were right and blah blah blah.

#19 - dudewitshirt (02/14/2015) [-]
I am an EMT ive seen patients walking around with a broken femur and I know its broken because one leg is shorter than the other. Granted they don't really know what they are doing or what is happening but they are walking/hobbling around
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Hm! How odd. very well then, I retract my statement.
#14 - pornoranger (02/14/2015) [-]
see? That is why you dont have any mates.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
#9 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
you are aware that when your bone is broken or other serious injuries causes a surge of adrenalin right? You could break your hand but for a few minutes still be able to use it thinking its just a bearable pain. It hits you later on.
User avatar #32 - minorian (02/14/2015) [-]
Last time the last gif was posted, I got 50 red pinkies for saying what anon said

User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Eh, I know adrenaline can do strange things but that just sounds a bit odd. Is there any proof for that?
User avatar #84 - Twithyiguess (02/14/2015) [-]
I shattered my hand and needed six pins to repair it, drove home without realizing it was broken for four hours. Adrenaline is different for everybody, after it was out, I couldn't even move any of my fingers, and my hand wouldn't stop shaking. It's apparently really common to happen, you body just sort of ignores the pain, and then later on it suddenly hits you. I'm sure he knew something was wrong, though adrenaline will push passed most things.
User avatar #68 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/14/2015) [-]
"Is there any proof for that? "

Use google you simian.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
I did, while you obviously didn't. The only links that popped up to "Can you use bones after they are broken?" referred to what type of things cause broken bones and how you treat them.
User avatar #82 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/14/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight-or-flight_response_%28in_humans%29

That's because you aren't very smart. Googling "adrenaline dulls pain" got this as the first result. It doesn't actually dull pain, it just induces intense concentration:

"Essentially, what originally made people think that adrenaline reduced the pain they felt was not adrenaline blocking any pain sensors, but the fact that their attention was engaged so strongly in other activities that they were distracted from the feeling pain. Increase in mental concentration is an effect of epinephrine. Whether or not an individual focuses on pain or on another task has the ability to affect the amount of pain he or she may feel. Subjects infused with adrenaline reported an increase in pain if their sole focus was on their pain, and would report a decrease in pain if they were distracted while the painful stimulus was administered."

The reason why people sometimes can walk or move like they are okay after injuring themselves is because they aren't focused on the pain, but something else. For example, the guy in the content very well could be more focused on the concern with how he will get help or fix his situation, so he tunes out the pain due to the effects of adrenaline.
#12 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
In school I broke my hand punching a kid in the face, got detention, wrote my hundred lines, then went to hospital after it became agonizing to find I'd broken it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
You wrote 100 lines before realizing it was broken?
User avatar #16 - mrhazzy (02/14/2015) [-]
The adrenaline is part of the "fight or flight" feeling that's a natural bodily function, the adrenaline causes your muscles to react much quicker, to either run like fuck or to wreck the fucking shop, the adrenaline also lowers your perception of pain, because if you run or fight, you don't want to stop because you've hurt yourself, and as the adrenaline wears off, the pain becomes a real factor and life goes on as normal. There's a lot of stories about it, a woman who crashed her car, ran on two broken ankles to get help. Pure adrenaline can do inhuman things to the human body.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (02/14/2015) [-]
Well yeah, I know that; but if a body part is incapable of moving, it's incapable whether you feel the pain or not.

Just as well, while Adrenaline hits very hard, it also goes away very fast, so I find it very hard to believe someone could go an hour or two through a calm situation before finally realizing they needed serious medical attention.
User avatar #35 - terafyde (02/14/2015) [-]
I once had a mug smashed over my head in the blistering cold, put my hood up to cover it idk why only to have my dad point out I had a huge shards inside my head.
The story behind the smash isn't funny.
User avatar #21 - jaxxlaxx (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah man. In highschool I was playing rugby and took a bad hit. Broke something in my ankle before half-time. I still played on the ankle for the rest of the game. I could tell I couldnt use it as well and it felt kind of loose (like when it falls asleep). Went to celebrate with some McDonalds with the team noticed that when I was walking my foot was pointing slightly inwards. Thought I just sprained it or something (meh stiff upper lip). Woke up the next morning rolled out of bed and fell when I tried to put pressure on it. Taken to hospital turns out broken. Adrenaline is ridic. Also your body puts itself into shock depending on how much pain its going through. Effectively reducing pain a fuck ton.
User avatar #18 - mrhazzy (02/14/2015) [-]
all breaks are different, I've broken my wrist to the point that it was fixed in position, then there was my other wrist that I broke by falling out of a tree, I landed on it and I knew I broke it, but I was more than capable to hold stuff, and move my wrist, it hurt like a motherfucker but I could move it
#12 - I have no idea what I'm looking at and that scares me.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Press on +1
User avatar #13 - combix (02/13/2015) [-]
Shadow of the Colossus - Boss #1 one of the best games in the world
#18 - Seeing as how a few people seem to be upset at us Canadians in…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Canada -2
#58 - incoming (02/14/2015) [-]
That's not very neighborly of you. I think your maple syrup is fantastic.
User avatar #36 - nudybooty (02/14/2015) [-]
Oh snap! I never understood how Americans have managed to fuck tea up so badly
#68 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
I love sweet ice tea and always will sorry
User avatar #62 - kerfufflemachtwo (02/14/2015) [-]
The tradition of soaking our tea in a harbor first really messes with the taste.
#35 - Splendid. I am sure to leave a comment so I can come back and … 02/13/2015 on The Fairest of them All +2
#5 - Eh, with that kind of attitude you'll never be smart. … 02/13/2015 on College 0
#4 - Wait, Robin Hood wasn't ACTUALLY of noble birth, was he? …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on YOU WOULDN´T +3
#13 - anonymous (02/14/2015) [-]
The story goes that he was a knight in the crusades and when he returned he found that his fathers lands had been seized by the corrupt sheriff of Nottingham, he then spent the next several years building up a resistance force in the woods that would stop the sheriff at all costs from assuming power and waiting for the king to also return from the crusades so he could ask his buddy the king to give him his land back. He also gave all profits to the poor so they would support him. He was pretty cool but certainly of noble heritage
#7 - hongkonglongdong (02/13/2015) [-]
You see, what you have here is modern western ideals. Back then, most people- including peasants- supported feudalism. They would have preferred a hero be noble than be peasant, normally.
User avatar #6 - biscuitsunited (02/13/2015) [-]
He's legendary, there are quite a few stories about him and not much is known
#69 - Golly gee wiz scorpidea, why the thumbs down? What happened to… 02/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
#46 - Which comes down to subjective opinion, doesn't it? O…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Metal as fuck 0
#48 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yes, this has to be good !

Please enumerate my problems and elaborate solutions for every one of them.
#42 - Neither does dodging my arguments :^)  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Metal as fuck 0
#44 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Ok senpai but my body doesn't crave redneck free for all isolation.

It craves Eurpean Nordic master race society.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Which comes down to subjective opinion, doesn't it?

Once more, for the record, not liking a view doesn't automatically make it incorrect, and in HOLDING that view, you are only blinding yourself to personal growth and potential. That's probably why you cause most of your own problems. Work on that.
#48 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yes, this has to be good !

Please enumerate my problems and elaborate solutions for every one of them.
#40 - Running away from an argument due to assumptions only makes yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Metal as fuck 0
#41 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Quickly scrolling wikipedia doesn't count.
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Neither does dodging my arguments :^)
#44 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Ok senpai but my body doesn't crave redneck free for all isolation.

It craves Eurpean Nordic master race society.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Which comes down to subjective opinion, doesn't it?

Once more, for the record, not liking a view doesn't automatically make it incorrect, and in HOLDING that view, you are only blinding yourself to personal growth and potential. That's probably why you cause most of your own problems. Work on that.
#48 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yes, this has to be good !

Please enumerate my problems and elaborate solutions for every one of them.
#38 - The sad thing is, even if I WAS 12, that would still be a step…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Metal as fuck 0
#39 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Holy shit you really didn't studied Plato!

Read nigga, read!

And then we will keep talking.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Running away from an argument due to assumptions only makes you look worse.

Also, you do realize that most of Plato's theories were just rehashes of Socrates', right? Nearly everything he wrote about was a 'branch off' of what his teacher said. You picked a very shitty favourite philosopher.
#41 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Quickly scrolling wikipedia doesn't count.
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Neither does dodging my arguments :^)
#44 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Ok senpai but my body doesn't crave redneck free for all isolation.

It craves Eurpean Nordic master race society.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Which comes down to subjective opinion, doesn't it?

Once more, for the record, not liking a view doesn't automatically make it incorrect, and in HOLDING that view, you are only blinding yourself to personal growth and potential. That's probably why you cause most of your own problems. Work on that.
#48 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yes, this has to be good !

Please enumerate my problems and elaborate solutions for every one of them.
#11 - I gotta say, fighting bare-handed (is it barehanded?) looks in…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on A New Challenger has Invaded! 0
#12 - bigmanblue (02/13/2015) [-]
probebly using a pair of caestus ...caestie?
they are fist weapons
#20 - anonymous (02/13/2015) [-]
it's the bonefist weapon from the crown of the ivory king dlc [url deleted]
User avatar #14 - citruslord (02/13/2015) [-]
The combos he's using means he's using atleast one bone fist weapon. The other hand could be a caestus, another bone fist, or bare handed and using a ring that makes bare hands deal around caestus level damage.
#18 - deathtobreakfast (02/13/2015) [-]
He is using the Bonefist as Righthand-weapon and ceastus as lefthand weapon. He also uses great Heal Excerpt, which can be cast while walking and is faster than the normal Great Heal, probably in combination with a Clerics's Sacred Chime or a Portective Chime, because they both are The second fastest chimes, In his left hand.
#5 - Eh, I wouldn't say it's 'walking distance' considering it took… 02/13/2015 on I call bullshit +2
#15 - Obviously didn't love her enough. 02/13/2015 on Valentine´s day power 0
#43 - Eh, I have no clue. By general rule I consider all "I was… 02/13/2015 on (untitled) -1
#15 - Not the ones I've argued with here, unfortunately. 02/13/2015 on So high 0
#39 - Nope, but I remember them (not word for word, of course). …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #40 - SteyrAUG (02/13/2015) [-]
It sounds like he tried to write a satire and went slightly too far with it.

And then he went off claiming his mental superiority.
User avatar #70 - wrocky (02/14/2015) [-]
jst 4got to tip his fedora
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh, I have no clue. By general rule I consider all "I was just pretending to be retarded" arguments as completely serious that just weren't accepted by the majority, so they tried to play it off as a joke.
#41 - Mhmm. I'm sorry if I offended you or insulted you in whatever …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on they liberated the moon so... 0
User avatar #42 - nass (02/13/2015) [-]
Not all friend, you seemed like a reasonable guy and you weren't offending, but talking quite level-headed and unbiased, which isn't standard here.
#40 - Eh, whether or not they won just depends upon what they were '… 02/13/2015 on they liberated the moon so... 0
#36 - But being ABLE to land and practically apply yourself on the m…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on they liberated the moon so... 0
User avatar #38 - nass (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah could be, I'm not that into sience. But I guess it benefits further spacetravel, so yeah, it's relevant too. But think what the post wanted to say is, that the russians achieved a lot too, but in the end, the Americans "won" because they landed on the moon first, which doesn't really help us in our everyday lives like satelites do, but I guess I could be wrong there too. Again, I'm not that into sience.

But I remember I backed you up in an argument a few days ago, that name seemed familiar.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh, whether or not they won just depends upon what they were 'racing' for. Did they win the space race? No. Did they win the moon-landing race? Yes. Simple.

Haha, did you? I have so many arguments I can't even remember.
User avatar #39 - nass (02/13/2015) [-]
Ah no, we were talking about Islam and stuff, but still funny that we are talking again, FJ isn't that big after all
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Mhmm. I'm sorry if I offended you or insulted you in whatever conversation that was; you seem like a swell chap.
User avatar #42 - nass (02/13/2015) [-]
Not all friend, you seemed like a reasonable guy and you weren't offending, but talking quite level-headed and unbiased, which isn't standard here.
#21 - I agree, but we're just dealing with an issue of semantics at …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Metal as fuck +1
#36 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
What are you twelve or something?

Didn't they teach you in school about Plato?
The key to a perfect society is finding a kind and wise leader that doesn't want to lead.

Also, allow me to repeat what I understood from your first commentary:
"You are free to starve to death."
No shit Sherlok, humans can not survive on their own, we need society, need teamwork in order to prevail. Isolation is literaly the end.

The answer we are looking for is balance between knoledge, respect, kindness and altruism.
Because while "freedom is a state of mind" I find it hard to concentrate when:
1) The pope is brain washing me to "allahu akbar" your sorry ass of this planet.
2) I am doing forced labour in the Gulag for the leader.
3) I am canibalizing your ass because 4 days have past since I last ate something.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
The sad thing is, even if I WAS 12, that would still be a step up over someone who assumes people are stupid for not agreeing with them, eh?

They did, though I also know of other philosophers who stated many differing things. Do you? Just because someone is your favourite doesn't make them correct, after-all.

A "wise and kind leader who doesn't want to lead" would be hopeless. They would feel unconfident and uncomfortable with the situation, they would be indecisive and, since not seeing themselves as someone made to be a leader, would be hesitant to make tough decisions or any decisions at all. When's the last time YOU were good at something you didn't want to do?

Indeed you are, you are also free to grow your own crops or hunt as you please, dig it? Humans can and have survived on their own plenty of times. Vagrants, Vagabonds, Hermits, and many holy men often isolate themselves from the majority of the world and spend nearly all of their adventures alone, or at least, independent. Just because you are incapable doesn't mean it can't be done.

And how are those traits in a leader going to stop a criminal or a renegade? As a matter of fact, how would they stop anyone? Last time I checked, GIVING respect and kindness did not entitle you to receiving it, and there are many people who would simply not want to give it back. Even with your idea of a perfect leader, people would still want to "allahu akbar" your ass, still want to force you into a Gulag for their other leader, and still want to look out for themselves if they came to an ultimatum.

Congratulations, your 'perfect society' run by a 'perfect leader' solved literally nothing.

Anyways, as I was saying; by being free in the state of your mind and understanding you are the master of your own destiny, regardless of what else my try to confine or defeat you, people can understand they do not HAVE to 'allahu akbar' your ass to see their goals, they can understand they do not have to work under a tyrant, and they can understand teamwork would be the best option in an ultimatum; after that, it all comes down to personal choice.
#39 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Holy shit you really didn't studied Plato!

Read nigga, read!

And then we will keep talking.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Running away from an argument due to assumptions only makes you look worse.

Also, you do realize that most of Plato's theories were just rehashes of Socrates', right? Nearly everything he wrote about was a 'branch off' of what his teacher said. You picked a very shitty favourite philosopher.
#41 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Quickly scrolling wikipedia doesn't count.
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Neither does dodging my arguments :^)
#44 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Ok senpai but my body doesn't crave redneck free for all isolation.

It craves Eurpean Nordic master race society.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2015) [-]
Which comes down to subjective opinion, doesn't it?

Once more, for the record, not liking a view doesn't automatically make it incorrect, and in HOLDING that view, you are only blinding yourself to personal growth and potential. That's probably why you cause most of your own problems. Work on that.
#48 - randomdudelny (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh yes, this has to be good !

Please enumerate my problems and elaborate solutions for every one of them.
User avatar #22 - Yardie (02/13/2015) [-]
Well property rights have been well defined by a lot of philosophers and economists a lot better than what I can do. But essentially somebody owns something when they appropriate their own work into it. For example if you build a house on a plot of land, you've turned the land into a product and I would say you now own that product of your labor. If you pay money for it or trade for it, then the same can be said.

Basically what you own is a product of your labor, whether you paid for it indirectly or made it directly yourself. You can then relinquish your ownership to somebody through trade, or use it for yourself. Supply and demand work as a price mechanism for how valuable your property is to society and a whole mess of economics flows from there.

And of course ethics are meant to be always pursued. That doesn't mean they can be in all circumstances. There are physical limitations and uncertainty exists. It is always preferable to not kill people, but if somebody is pointing a knife in your direction you might not have a choice but to defend yourself or risk death.

Maybe I'm missing the point, but "rules" aren't universal ethics. They're arbitrary words backed by strict discipline. There is no "right" or "wrong" when it comes to a rule, because a rule has no moral content. "Thou shalt not kill" isn't a moral argument. It's an ultimatum. "Thou shalt not kill or go to hell" is basically what it means. There's room for contradictions there, and that's not philosophy at all.

To see if something can be applied to universal ethics, you first have to propose it as if it's true. For example "It is moral to steal"

Then you apply universality. If it is moral to steal, then I must allow people to steal from me. If I allow people to steal from me, it's no longer theft. That's literally just giving stuff away. Definition of theft breaks. Therefore it is irrational to say "it is moral to steal." and it can't be applied to universal ethics.

Conversely I can say "Respecting property rights is moral." If I respect property rights, I can own my property, you can own your property, that guy over there can own his property, and we can all willingly trade with each other. There's no breaking of definitions and no contradictions. Therefore it can be said that respecting property rights is perfectly fine universal behavior.
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#23 - manosheladas (02/13/2015) [-]
First of all "killing" is a metaphor. In a population you can overcome rule (monarchy for example) for a brief time until you relinquish the decision making to other individuals because people live in societies made of systems ruled by axioms, you can trick yourself and pretend to be free from rule but thinking you are free doesnt make it so you still have the same kind of impact; A state of mind can not take you out of the cage, what you have is an adventage that makes you able to use it to get ahead from the average, why? because shit runs down hill, that is the flaw in your idea i was criticising, you are only half way there its a half baked idea, true freedom is not only a state of mind. That is the reason why figures with authority cant be teared down, im only pointing out the character of the limits you speak of, and what is the point of being mentally free if you cant use it to your advatage or to get what you want (a level of tangible freedom), awerness is a tool, ideas dont do all the work.
You cant deny that people are fucking dumb, they clearly act against their own interest, and if they dont realise the nature of the system the live in, they are evem more so stupid.
If your only answer to be totally free is to be a hermit or free in a state of mind? You have a view that also doesnt lessen the suffering a single bit, its indifferent, indifference keeps bloodshed and thats the outcome so how does that make the idea different at the end? People not only have the power to contain you as much as you let them and you dont maintain your freedom by wishfull thinking you live on a ordered community, i bet you dont know what the destruction of your will power does to your state of mind.
By saying "The only question is whether of not these individuals still need these ideas" the individuals in a population have to act against control by harnessing it, create influence, make use of ideologies, systems and dogmas to overcome them, that is in the societies we live in, otherwise you can only perpetuate them, thats the alternative which gives you freedom.
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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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