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|#17 - Can't say anything that wasn't already said. It's just almost … [+] (8 new replies)||06/16/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined...||+8|
#31 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
Balto/Lady are Eskimo, yet tanned enough to be thought of as black at first glance.
Tom has absolutely no reason to be black
Lady and Tramp have absolutely no reason to be black
There are some white people in predominantly black countries too, but I don't see Simba getting white skin and red hair because of his light coat and auburn fur.
#20 - frostyaod (06/16/2015) [-]
dude really? aside from lady and the tramp (which their fur color sort of leans toward a darker skin tone), balto (who look of eskimo decent ), and aristocats (being tom is an alley cat it can go either way) the rest of them take place in the jungle/africa. seems pretty sound to me
|#16 - I don't know, they look way too tanned to be Alaskin/Eskimo... [+] (1 new reply)||06/16/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined...||+1|
|#3 - Oh **** off with that **** . "Hurr … [+] (23 new replies)||06/16/2015 on they wont let him out||+28|
#105 - sebthebrony (06/17/2015) [-]
And please sit the fuck down. You're embarassing yourself
None of those are CRITICAL issues. And if they were, this site is doing batshit to change it
"omG LE LOOK AT THIS111!1 this le fat cunt posted being fat is okay! what a cunt rite? xD"
Literally allyou fuckers do is complain and criticize without doing anything to change it
AND everything that you post of this oh, so valiant crusade is shit we're already aware of
shit that's been posted way too much before
shit that comes from people who we know is clinically retarded
I couldn't give less of a fuck because funnyjunk, believe it or not, is NOT a place i go to to discuss politics
but sit the fuck down
#67 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
It's still a fucking bandwagon gangbang
perhaps 1% of the users actually care about the poor ideas and ugly interpretations of feminism but the rest really don't. There's a reason feminists on here get 200+ thumbs down but only 3-4 people can argue with them. The entire community actually debating (being "wrong" or not) cares but sadly the that's not FJ. FJ is full of shits being against feminism just because some butthurt 12 year old can't fucking see through the actual idea behind posting obvious feminism baits.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE DISGUSTING PART OF FEMINISM BASHING.
I totally support the bashing of an ideology not rational or simply fucking stupid but if you are going to act like you fucking care you should atleast take side with the good feminism... SEE, here's the fucking hypocrisy in you shits, when the wrong from of feminism is performed you go all bat shit and act like it's the core of all evil but when you have the chance to care about actual feminism, say a giant fucking war of poverty weaponed by raping the women and the men's families doing harm to both you don't give a flying shit because you rather sit behind your 2000 dollar computers payed by your parents bashing the small fucking fraction of tumblr users writing complete bullshit NOONE WOULD EVER fcuking agree with.
SEE IT LIKE THIS- Yes, radical feminism is a problem, is it as big as problems dealt by actual feminism? I'm talking rape, occupational status, income, norms (see that as bullshit, I do, but if people care, they do)...
Well if you disagree with me which you most likely do because your entire time reading up until this has obviously been proned by the thought (HE'S SUPPORTING FEMINISM, NEED TO FIND FAULTS AND ERRORS, NEED TO DISAGREE WITH HIM), than I put it like this.
You are working mostly against tumblr users when you bash feminism, why not try to spend the energy you spend bashing feminism supporting the good feminism so that it can put out the bad?!
I'm 18 and I have yet to discover a lot of things in this world so by no means do I consider myself or my ideas to be superior, but I think FJ in all honesty has a short fucking fuse and too much pride. You all let your adrenaline run amok as soon as someone claims you are something you believe you're not.
Please, I don't attack you. Just the entire community. So, please, try to at least put yourself in neutral shoes. Try to read this in the perspective of a child. Percieving it without a filter of prejudice between the text and your ideas. I'm not saying you will agree withh me but I think if the user's here tried to for once swallow their pride and actually try to let go of the joint, think every part of the way and really reflect on their actions they'd realize a lot of their actions, their opinions and shit isn't that fucking logical.
#34 - akkere (06/16/2015) [-]
You mean to tell me out of all the issues society is facing right now, obese feminists shitting up video games is "the big one"?
We're not talking about jack shit. At one point, most of the front page was just "WHATS ON BRIANNA WU'S TWITTER TODAY?". At another point, all we were posting was cringe comps of fat people. There's no discussion there, it's just the same old reposts.
You really want to discuss? Why not post about actual progress against SJWs, instead of reposting incessantly "fat shaming friday" all days of the week? Why not post about different workout routines ranging from at-the-gym weight training to at-home routines? Or nutritional guidelines to building up muscle and avoiding excessive sodium and calories that's the main reason obesity is a problem today?
Calling shitposts of fat women "big real world issues" is on the same level of disconnected from reality as when cunts like Sarkeesian say the lack of female protagonists in gaming is a "big real world issue".
#100 - dequire (06/17/2015) [-]
And because the internet is making it bigger, it's becoming bigger. Because what is the internet? ...The WORLD. WIDE. WEB. The more people it reaches on the internet the bigger it can become. Because more people who are impressionable or might actually, god FORBID, agree with their views, will see it and take up the title of feminist/feminazi.
#24 - certifiedidiot (06/16/2015) [-]
And if you really think that those things are THE big issues as of late, hint hint jackass, it's fucking not, and you people constantly talking about it accomplishes what exactly?
Seems to just be preaching to the choir, one big ol' circle jerk.
But sure, greek is on the verge of default, ISIS is still making the war torn middle east more torn, curable diseases are making a return due to anti-vaccines, there is still a non-war going on in Ukraine with Russia heavily not participating leading to the biggest feud between the West and Russia since the cold war to the point Russia feels the need to flex it's nuclear arsenal a bit, just to name a few..
But you're right "le evil feminazi" who are so clearly an ACTUAL threat to the world as we know it, is the one thing that makes FunnyJunk's community a stalwart champion of justice, the sole protectorate the earth truly needs.
Or, you need to get out of that basement more often, because there is a real world outside with bigger problems than some fucktards being stupid on the internet.
#98 - dequire (06/17/2015) [-]
Actually. You'd be surprised.
It may not be a big of an issue as war, or ISIS, or anything like that, but the social canyons that are rapidly forming thanks to media and butthurt being supported with a wild abandon will eventually send the US back to a tribal esque stone age with guns. The people in this country are HEAVILY bias right now, and that bias, opinion shaming and general amount of hate is rapidly destroying the average social system in the US.
It does deserve attention, because right here, right now, it IS a problem. One that we can work on. We can't do anything about other countries, but our country is having monumental social problems, ones that will eventually lead to our downfall if we don't do something about it. Empathy is rapidly dying because of our bias and stupidity. And once empathy goes.. there will be nothing left stopping us from just gunning each other down due to differing opinions. It may not be right around the corner, but it WILL happen. As a whole we're turning more into divisions of alternate thought and differing opinions than a united people. Believe it or not, it IS a large problem.
#19 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
Are you gonna cry?
#18 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
You sound waayy too angry for how tame the original comment was mane. And calling those three things "the big issues going on right now" is a bit delusional.
#6 - ciacheczko (06/16/2015) [-]
And you are right. This is the site where people laugh, where people people get upset, creeped out, or pissed off. Where people vent. If they want to do that while complaining on SJWs, it's their own business. Like it's a goddamn surprise that people who sit on their PCs a lot like video games - who would have guessed, right?
We are not those 600 million africans whose biggest concern is having electricity at all. Indeed an average guy's worry is will the chick they dated randomly accuse of them of rape or not. It's an immediate concern, affecting the modern world we're living in, thus it's discussed a lot.
But there always has to be Mr. This Fucking Guy, who thinks that just because other more serious matters aren't discussed non stop, no one cares or knows, and he's the only enlightened wise man among the brainless lemmings. Oh how I hate those. Special snowflake status: Confirmed.
#8 - mayoroftownsville (06/16/2015) [-]
"Indeed an average guy's worry is will the chick they dated randomly accuse of them of rape or not."
You mean the average kissless virgin's baseless worry, and only because they don't talk to girls enough to realize that you can spot the type of chick to do that ten miles away.
#21 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
did eza bait fox
#4 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
"Hurr durr, people on Funnyjunk are a bunch of sheep on a bandwagon. But not me! I'm smart enough to know! Guys, look! Look how smart I am!"
never said that not even once
calling people fatfucks, freaks, and assholes and yelling how some of them should be killed or burned for fuel is not discussing an issue and is only providing ammo for the people who claim hate and discrimination. it is actively hurting the cause. there are some who are helping by having healthy discussions about the issue but they are not the majority you see. there are petitions that could be signed and forums where you could talk with people who actually believe whole heartily about what they're saying instead of some of the edgy devils advocates who just like to make people mad in order to reach the negative six hundred mark
I meant the videogames are a big topic at the moment and right now and it would take something massive to change what fj is into at the moment. I'm sorry if that came off the wrong way I am going to have to wait til tax time to afford xboxone because I am going to play the everloving fuck out of fallout
#5 - captainfuckitall (06/16/2015) [-]
"unfortunately most of fj just doesn't care right now" anyone beyond 3rd grade reading level knows what implications are.
Not everyone wants to talk, most just want to be informed, but thumbs are a sense of self-worth here and any comment that can be made to grab some will be made.
|#10 - The fact that there's only three is a national tragedy. [+] (1 new reply)||06/16/2015 on Trap||+1|
|#14 - So long as they're honest with themselves it's fine. …||06/16/2015 on welcome to /d/||+3|
|#8 - I can never get off on this just because of HOW low his penis … [+] (7 new replies)||06/16/2015 on Trap||0|
|#3 - Hispanic women are very sexy as long as they're not above 35. … [+] (3 new replies)||06/16/2015 on m'waifu would never||+6|
|#2 - I don't think I have any form of OCD, even mild, but whenever … [+] (10 new replies)||06/16/2015 on Obsessive Compulsive Delusion||+51|
#70 - thegamepixel (06/16/2015) [-]
See, what you are talking about (if it happens a lot) is OCD (I've done stuff like this before, it runs in my family) The thing in the content is not OCD, its OCPD. OCD is about anxiety and symmetry about the things you do, while OCPD is about orderliness. What most people call OCD is actually OCPD.
#60 - captaincrapface (06/16/2015) [-]
I have the same thing, only a little more severe especially when it comes to walking and stepping differently. If one toe touches something harder doesn't have to be just harder, it could be stepping on a crack or just hitting the floor strangely , my entire foot has to touch it. My foot has divided itself into 9 sections, east, west, middle toe, right toes, left toes, left heel, center heel, right heel, and center of my foot. If a section doesn't touch it it will feel awkward there for a short while, even if I stepped that way on purpose.
So far, my problem with my feet is the only problem that's different from what you've described, just I feel a little more uncomfortable (I think, because its to the point where sometimes I feel very uncomfortable and go back to appease myself even in public)
And we both have captain in our name.
#6 - thesunpraiser (06/16/2015) [-]
I do pretty much, or maybe exactly the same thing. Like if my elbow were to graze something as I walked past, I always brush it with my hand. Or if I accidentally touch the corner of the page I'm writing on, I brush it just because. Otherwise it feels weird. Unfinished.
|#24 - I always hope I'll show up on these comment comps until I real…||06/15/2015 on Funnyjunk Comment Comp 1||+2|
|#10 - Hasn't marijuana been proven to increase susceptibility to a v…||06/15/2015 on Marijuana||0|
|#9 - Got any source for that or are you just pulling things out of …||06/15/2015 on Marijuana||0|
|#1 - Bears.||06/15/2015 on Fierce animals of the nordics||0|
|#20 - Hm, I don't think that it's so much about a conversation from … [+] (1 new reply)||06/13/2015 on Some of my favorite quotes||+1|
#24 - lankou (06/13/2015) [-]
I'll grant you the first two but i think the final one is off, I have read the comics yes He values the life that is lost but by exposing "the truth" he knows that he is putting more lives in danger and bringing the world closer to nuclear destruction by letting the word get out. He views that word getting out is more important than the life that will be lost (basically Russian going back into the cold war and possibly retaliating) by the word getting out.
idk i just always felt that he kind of had a fractured identity like the author was combing two characters, this could just be him trying to be crazy but it seems like that someone who truly understood that life had no meaning or purpose save what you inscribe on it, wouldn't then turn around and say this is the exact meaning and this is how you should live your life, he in my mind would be more layed back and farcical aka The Comedian, because in the end it doesn't matter and it never did matter
|#57 - I think it really says something by how far Feminism has gone … [+] (1 new reply)||06/13/2015 on ...||0|
|#10 - See that, kids? And NONE of the women screamed like a banshee … [+] (5 new replies)||06/12/2015 on High 5'in strangers||+111|
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#43 - HailtotheKing (06/13/2015) [-]
I really do have to defend that woman. I've worked with a lot of kids and young adults who fall along the autism spectrum and I'm positive she had some form of that disorder. Most likely Asperger Syndrome from the way she reacted as that particular shade of autism makes people very uncomfortable and some times hostile when interacting in an unfamiliar situation. I hate to be the guy who rains on the parade but I don't think it's fair to make fun of that woman just based on that little snippet of her life.
But that's just my opinion.
|#13 - My mother had recently revealed to me that whenever someone ta…||06/12/2015 on Weird Moms||+1|
|#3 - But not bombs.||06/11/2015 on Frank Castle knows how to...||+2|
|#20 - Yes, yes we are 'just ignoring it'.||06/11/2015 on Gets me every time||+8|
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|#79 - Speak for yourself, mortal. I plan to live forever. [+] (7 new replies)||06/10/2015 on So, my friend likes organic...||+17|
#106 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
clearly German, they drink beer super young. It's like warter to them
|#29 - As said, it's been a while since I've read it, so perhaps that…||06/10/2015 on Oedipus||0|
|#26 - Maybe. It's been a while since I read the story. [+] (1 new reply)||06/10/2015 on Oedipus||0|
|#73 - N-no. [+] (1 new reply)||06/10/2015 on spoopy||+7|
|#2 - Oedipus didn't actually KNOW it was his mother though, and whe… [+] (45 new replies)||06/10/2015 on Oedipus||+165|
#19 - aliennova (06/10/2015) [-]
He exiled himself before he knew. In the begginning he said if the person who killed the previous king would be exiled if he didn't speak up. Later on found out he killed the previous king, his father, on the way to the city and ended up marrying his mother and having two daughters and two sonds with her. He then later found out the truth and actually WANTED to stay but he had to leave Using spoiler tag correctly here
#23 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
lol @ spoiler tag for a 2500 or w/e I dont know year old myth
#9 - iluvharrypotter (06/10/2015) [-]
>he exiled himself
In Oedipus at Colonus, it's said that he stayed in his kingdom for a few months before getting exiled by his two sons exiled him and Creon after realizing that shit wasn't getting better at Thebes. Which is why he is extra salty against them in it.
#3 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
Not only that, motherfucker gouged his eyes to try and unsee it, but know it's still there