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#92 - You're right, a guy should just have a relationship for a year…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2014 on real life transformer +3
User avatar #124 - emmyemerald (05/19/2014) [-]
If someone identifies as female, and has become female then what the fuck should it matter what they used to be?
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Because some people might not feel that way. And it may have escaped your notice, but pills don't make your dick go away; if the person hasn't had surgery, they are still going to have a penis.
User avatar #127 - emmyemerald (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that if the person still had a penis you would notice all by yourself after a year or two.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you that if I tried to pass off as a girl I wouldn't be having sex right away.

The point is, your partner deserves to know what they're getting into.
User avatar #133 - emmyemerald (05/20/2014) [-]
Anyone getting into a long term/ emotionally serious relationship should be totally honest yeah. My problem with applescryatnight's prickish nature here is his assumed stance that all trans people are trying to trick or trap people. It's a shitty attitude to have and it's bigoted and ignorant too.
User avatar #134 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2014) [-]
Eh, it's happened before. I'm sure that transsexuals aren't out to trick other people, but I do know that it's much easier to keep their condition discrete and lie about it than to be upfront and honest.
User avatar #135 - emmyemerald (05/20/2014) [-]
Of course it is with attitudes like his! Personally, if I were getting into a serious relationship with someone I hope they would feel comfortable enough to tell me. I wouldn't expect to know on the first date though.
#115 - If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment. 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#113 - If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#111 - If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#109 - See, again, you do not have a rebuttle, so you're making point…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour -1
#110 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Listen
You can't expect people to take you seriously when you can't have a debate without pointless shots at the other persons character
How do you expect ANYTHING you say to be remotely valid if you riddle your sentences with "idiot, jerk, idiot, people like you, idiot", do you EVER see any legit debates take place this way?
I reached out to you
I OFFERED you a forum, public or private, where you could get out your aggressions before attempting to debate, because you're CLEARLY not grown enough to have this talk with ANYBODY
Seriously man, what's wrong with you? Yes I feel superior, you make it really hard not to

Man, some people get so angry.

Also, I downvoted this comment because I realized you've been doing that all along. -1 for style points man.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#107 - You really are a special kind of stupid. You are the one who u…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#108 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
It's going to be okay friend
I don't know why you're this mad over a hypothetical argument
I don't know what's making you this angry, I hope it's not this debate, because I'm sure you're a great guy and you have bigger things to worry about
Whatever it is that has you this mad
I will listen to your problems if you need, but please don't let it ruin your otherwise good day man

There's really no need to be this angry
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
See, again, you do not have a rebuttle, so you're making pointless statements to try to make yourself seem superior and self-righteous, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with the argument.

Nothing makes me mad. You're just an idiot.
#110 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Listen
You can't expect people to take you seriously when you can't have a debate without pointless shots at the other persons character
How do you expect ANYTHING you say to be remotely valid if you riddle your sentences with "idiot, jerk, idiot, people like you, idiot", do you EVER see any legit debates take place this way?
I reached out to you
I OFFERED you a forum, public or private, where you could get out your aggressions before attempting to debate, because you're CLEARLY not grown enough to have this talk with ANYBODY
Seriously man, what's wrong with you? Yes I feel superior, you make it really hard not to

Man, some people get so angry.

Also, I downvoted this comment because I realized you've been doing that all along. -1 for style points man.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#68 - Ya it is that easy, how do you think other people do it? Do yo… 05/19/2014 on We're all pink on the inside 0
#105 - Ah, I see, the old argument of "I don't have an argument,…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#106 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Wow
I just really don't care about ants that much jesus christ?
But yeah, go ahead. Tell me how wrong I am for assuming that ants don't drill for oil, if it helps you get out your aggressions, I have nothing to say
User avatar #107 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
You really are a special kind of stupid. You are the one who used ants as your example so I just carried it on. The argument isn't about any specific type of animal, but species in general. Stop fucking about and start using your common sense if you want people to take you seriously, otherwise just sit down and shut up.

You are wrong, because if ANY animal were able to and understood the uses that oil would have toward industrialization, they would do just that, just like we did. Animals don't possess some moral purity; they are just animals and completely indifferent to anything that doesn't involve them.

If you have nothing to say, you should have shut the fuck up in the first place.
#108 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
It's going to be okay friend
I don't know why you're this mad over a hypothetical argument
I don't know what's making you this angry, I hope it's not this debate, because I'm sure you're a great guy and you have bigger things to worry about
Whatever it is that has you this mad
I will listen to your problems if you need, but please don't let it ruin your otherwise good day man

There's really no need to be this angry
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
See, again, you do not have a rebuttle, so you're making pointless statements to try to make yourself seem superior and self-righteous, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with the argument.

Nothing makes me mad. You're just an idiot.
#110 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Listen
You can't expect people to take you seriously when you can't have a debate without pointless shots at the other persons character
How do you expect ANYTHING you say to be remotely valid if you riddle your sentences with "idiot, jerk, idiot, people like you, idiot", do you EVER see any legit debates take place this way?
I reached out to you
I OFFERED you a forum, public or private, where you could get out your aggressions before attempting to debate, because you're CLEARLY not grown enough to have this talk with ANYBODY
Seriously man, what's wrong with you? Yes I feel superior, you make it really hard not to

Man, some people get so angry.

Also, I downvoted this comment because I realized you've been doing that all along. -1 for style points man.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#104 - What are you talking about? Animals destroy their own resource… 05/19/2014 on Human behaviour 0
#38 - So what? If progressives want more minorities in comi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on We're all pink on the inside +3
User avatar #40 - harryboom (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah man just make a comic who would have taught it would be so easy. just use all my skills as a writer/artist to make my way into such a niche market. problem solved.

just because people like comics doesn't mean they have the capacity to make them. i've tried, it's fucking hard and takes up a lot of time that i don't have.

i don't care about races in comics, but if if a progressive group wants to make a difference in the representation of races then the only reasonable way is to tell the authors/editors. Then if that doesn't make a difference then they can decide to drop the series as a form of complaint. what else do you expect people to do.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Ya it is that easy, how do you think other people do it? Do you honestly believe there's NEVER gonna be a need for more comic writers and artists, or new heroes? Fuck off. You're just using "But it's haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" as an excuse for not trying. Of course it's hard, but other people do it all the time, and they didn't bitch to everyone else when nobody wrote out their ideas for them.

So make a game, make a movie, make a book, make a play, make anything you want and you can stick more minorities in it if you really feel like it. If you cannot do any of this shit, sucks to be you, you don't HAVE a right to demand to see other things from legitimate artists. It's THEIR art, not yours, and they should do with it what they like without worrying about whether or not you're going to shit yourself if characters happen to be white or male.

I expect them to actually work hard and change things for themselves. You know, like rational people do. Instead of, again, throwing a temper tantrum until they get their way, which is something that children do.
#48 - It's not just for cars you idiot, it's for industrialism, whic…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +2
#56 - hazelnutqt (05/18/2014) [-]
You get surprisingly aggressive about ants dont you?
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, I see, the old argument of "I don't have an argument, so I'm going to change the subject and turn it around in order to insult the guy". I can only dream of one day being able to match your wit.
#106 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Wow
I just really don't care about ants that much jesus christ?
But yeah, go ahead. Tell me how wrong I am for assuming that ants don't drill for oil, if it helps you get out your aggressions, I have nothing to say
User avatar #107 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
You really are a special kind of stupid. You are the one who used ants as your example so I just carried it on. The argument isn't about any specific type of animal, but species in general. Stop fucking about and start using your common sense if you want people to take you seriously, otherwise just sit down and shut up.

You are wrong, because if ANY animal were able to and understood the uses that oil would have toward industrialization, they would do just that, just like we did. Animals don't possess some moral purity; they are just animals and completely indifferent to anything that doesn't involve them.

If you have nothing to say, you should have shut the fuck up in the first place.
#108 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
It's going to be okay friend
I don't know why you're this mad over a hypothetical argument
I don't know what's making you this angry, I hope it's not this debate, because I'm sure you're a great guy and you have bigger things to worry about
Whatever it is that has you this mad
I will listen to your problems if you need, but please don't let it ruin your otherwise good day man

There's really no need to be this angry
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
See, again, you do not have a rebuttle, so you're making pointless statements to try to make yourself seem superior and self-righteous, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with the argument.

Nothing makes me mad. You're just an idiot.
#110 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Listen
You can't expect people to take you seriously when you can't have a debate without pointless shots at the other persons character
How do you expect ANYTHING you say to be remotely valid if you riddle your sentences with "idiot, jerk, idiot, people like you, idiot", do you EVER see any legit debates take place this way?
I reached out to you
I OFFERED you a forum, public or private, where you could get out your aggressions before attempting to debate, because you're CLEARLY not grown enough to have this talk with ANYBODY
Seriously man, what's wrong with you? Yes I feel superior, you make it really hard not to

Man, some people get so angry.

Also, I downvoted this comment because I realized you've been doing that all along. -1 for style points man.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#43 - Eh. I wouldn't be worried about a thing. If you haven't notice…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +1
User avatar #50 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
It's a lot more complicated than "the planet will become a little warmer".
User avatar #88 - roadrager (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah thats true but it still wont destroy us
User avatar #99 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
We don't know that. Judging from the thumb distribution here, I'm guessing people don't really understand the point of awereness regarding the environment and how we affect it. It's never been about "oh poor planet, we are destroying it" or "if we don't stop buying plastic bags the planet will explode". It's not that fucking simple. Awareness of how we affect the environment is about the world we leave for our children. It's about the survival of future generations. It's about making sure that even if we haven't made enough advancements to reverse global warming or move to a different planet in 500 years, we will still have time to figure it out.

These right-wing champions who link inspiring texts about the supremacy of human innovation while laughing at how stupid liberals are may talk about the future greatness of humanity, but they don't seem to realise that the environmentalist liberals are doing the same fucking thing. They're both sides of the same coin; one that is convinced that we will live on for thousands of years and conquer the universe, and one that is worried sick that we won't. Both are equally admirable, in a way, but I think it's very important that one side understands the other.

True, we may not bring about the destruction of our species for a long time to come, but it's worth considering the possibility. To close your eyes and sing the anthem of humanity as loud as you can to shut out any worries from the outside is only counterproductive and is exactly the kind of hubris that gets people in deep shit.
#41 - Stereotypes are often based on truth. Not at all, we'…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +3
User avatar #42 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
Well, we'll see how that goes. Terraforming takes a long time. And of course the planet has gone through worse. It's us we should be worried about.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
Eh. I wouldn't be worried about a thing. If you haven't noticed, Africa has had a shit-ton of heat for millions of years and we lived there long enough.
User avatar #50 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
It's a lot more complicated than "the planet will become a little warmer".
User avatar #88 - roadrager (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah thats true but it still wont destroy us
User avatar #99 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
We don't know that. Judging from the thumb distribution here, I'm guessing people don't really understand the point of awereness regarding the environment and how we affect it. It's never been about "oh poor planet, we are destroying it" or "if we don't stop buying plastic bags the planet will explode". It's not that fucking simple. Awareness of how we affect the environment is about the world we leave for our children. It's about the survival of future generations. It's about making sure that even if we haven't made enough advancements to reverse global warming or move to a different planet in 500 years, we will still have time to figure it out.

These right-wing champions who link inspiring texts about the supremacy of human innovation while laughing at how stupid liberals are may talk about the future greatness of humanity, but they don't seem to realise that the environmentalist liberals are doing the same fucking thing. They're both sides of the same coin; one that is convinced that we will live on for thousands of years and conquer the universe, and one that is worried sick that we won't. Both are equally admirable, in a way, but I think it's very important that one side understands the other.

True, we may not bring about the destruction of our species for a long time to come, but it's worth considering the possibility. To close your eyes and sing the anthem of humanity as loud as you can to shut out any worries from the outside is only counterproductive and is exactly the kind of hubris that gets people in deep shit.
#33 - No we will not bring about our own destruction. It's "hig…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +5
User avatar #38 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
Then both are equally invalid since they both build on assumptions. The difference, as I see it, is that one recognises that a) We are accelerating the rate at which our environment becomes inhospitable to us, and b) We are nowhere near the level of technological advancement required to terraform and travel to another planet yet (this is debatable, of course, since we've made giant leaps in technology before). The other seems merely optimistic, and perhaps reliant on these giant leaps.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
Stereotypes are often based on truth.

Not at all, we're already planning to terraform the moon in a decade or so. We'll do just fine. Besides, it's not like our planet hasn't gone through worse.
User avatar #42 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
Well, we'll see how that goes. Terraforming takes a long time. And of course the planet has gone through worse. It's us we should be worried about.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
Eh. I wouldn't be worried about a thing. If you haven't noticed, Africa has had a shit-ton of heat for millions of years and we lived there long enough.
User avatar #50 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
It's a lot more complicated than "the planet will become a little warmer".
User avatar #88 - roadrager (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah thats true but it still wont destroy us
User avatar #99 - hudis (05/18/2014) [-]
We don't know that. Judging from the thumb distribution here, I'm guessing people don't really understand the point of awereness regarding the environment and how we affect it. It's never been about "oh poor planet, we are destroying it" or "if we don't stop buying plastic bags the planet will explode". It's not that fucking simple. Awareness of how we affect the environment is about the world we leave for our children. It's about the survival of future generations. It's about making sure that even if we haven't made enough advancements to reverse global warming or move to a different planet in 500 years, we will still have time to figure it out.

These right-wing champions who link inspiring texts about the supremacy of human innovation while laughing at how stupid liberals are may talk about the future greatness of humanity, but they don't seem to realise that the environmentalist liberals are doing the same fucking thing. They're both sides of the same coin; one that is convinced that we will live on for thousands of years and conquer the universe, and one that is worried sick that we won't. Both are equally admirable, in a way, but I think it's very important that one side understands the other.

True, we may not bring about the destruction of our species for a long time to come, but it's worth considering the possibility. To close your eyes and sing the anthem of humanity as loud as you can to shut out any worries from the outside is only counterproductive and is exactly the kind of hubris that gets people in deep shit.
#31 - ...Really? You don't think they would if they underst…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +2
#44 - hazelnutqt (05/18/2014) [-]
What would an ant need a car for ._.
Sure if you imposed the exact same situation on an ant, as we humans are in they would.
But then they wouldn't be ants.
They would be people.
Funny how that works
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
It's not just for cars you idiot, it's for industrialism, which ants would love to partake in as they do similar things all the time in regards to their mining and colonies. If they understood, do you honestly believe they wouldn't take advantage, regardless of what it did to the environment?

No, it wouldn't make them people. They would still be ants, and just apply it in the way that ants would want to apply it. The difference between us and them is that we would still actually give a shit about the environment around us and work to protect it, while ants would not care, as they've always shown.
#56 - hazelnutqt (05/18/2014) [-]
You get surprisingly aggressive about ants dont you?
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, I see, the old argument of "I don't have an argument, so I'm going to change the subject and turn it around in order to insult the guy". I can only dream of one day being able to match your wit.
#106 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Wow
I just really don't care about ants that much jesus christ?
But yeah, go ahead. Tell me how wrong I am for assuming that ants don't drill for oil, if it helps you get out your aggressions, I have nothing to say
User avatar #107 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
You really are a special kind of stupid. You are the one who used ants as your example so I just carried it on. The argument isn't about any specific type of animal, but species in general. Stop fucking about and start using your common sense if you want people to take you seriously, otherwise just sit down and shut up.

You are wrong, because if ANY animal were able to and understood the uses that oil would have toward industrialization, they would do just that, just like we did. Animals don't possess some moral purity; they are just animals and completely indifferent to anything that doesn't involve them.

If you have nothing to say, you should have shut the fuck up in the first place.
#108 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
It's going to be okay friend
I don't know why you're this mad over a hypothetical argument
I don't know what's making you this angry, I hope it's not this debate, because I'm sure you're a great guy and you have bigger things to worry about
Whatever it is that has you this mad
I will listen to your problems if you need, but please don't let it ruin your otherwise good day man

There's really no need to be this angry
User avatar #109 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
See, again, you do not have a rebuttle, so you're making pointless statements to try to make yourself seem superior and self-righteous, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with the argument.

Nothing makes me mad. You're just an idiot.
#110 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
Listen
You can't expect people to take you seriously when you can't have a debate without pointless shots at the other persons character
How do you expect ANYTHING you say to be remotely valid if you riddle your sentences with "idiot, jerk, idiot, people like you, idiot", do you EVER see any legit debates take place this way?
I reached out to you
I OFFERED you a forum, public or private, where you could get out your aggressions before attempting to debate, because you're CLEARLY not grown enough to have this talk with ANYBODY
Seriously man, what's wrong with you? Yes I feel superior, you make it really hard not to

Man, some people get so angry.

Also, I downvoted this comment because I realized you've been doing that all along. -1 for style points man.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not going to talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#112 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk with some self-respect or dignity, don't comment. I would LOVE to have a talk when you grow up enough to talk like an adult?
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#114 - hazelnutqt (05/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the adult here and walk away.
My comment about somebody to talk to still stands if you want to stop randomly abusing me and need somebody who'll listen to your problems.

If not, hope you have fun and all that?
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not gonna talk about the original argument, don't comment.
#19 - Darth Revan was a Jedi Master and Sith Lord in the Star Wars E…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on vaders a pansy +20
#29 - tweetieh (05/18/2014) [-]
awesome, thanks man! :9

- i decided to read up on him an hour or so after posting, but what you wrote was so much more informative, so thank you very much sir!



- also: Kudos for using "nigh", it is not used enough xD
#28 - What the hell is this graph supposed to mean and what is it comparing?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on We're all pink on the inside +1
User avatar #35 - harryboom (05/18/2014) [-]
it's pointing out that there are far fewer character that are non white than white. so when you change a black guy to a white guy it makes a bigger difference.
for example if you have cast of 20 people, 15 white 3 black and 2 Asian. if you change a white guy to an Asian then to take out only fifteenth of the white cast, but if you change a black guy to a white guy then you're removing a full third of the black cast
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
So what?

If progressives want more minorities in comics they should make the comics themselves, not pressure other people into doing it for them and throwing a temper tantrum until they get their way.
User avatar #40 - harryboom (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah man just make a comic who would have taught it would be so easy. just use all my skills as a writer/artist to make my way into such a niche market. problem solved.

just because people like comics doesn't mean they have the capacity to make them. i've tried, it's fucking hard and takes up a lot of time that i don't have.

i don't care about races in comics, but if if a progressive group wants to make a difference in the representation of races then the only reasonable way is to tell the authors/editors. Then if that doesn't make a difference then they can decide to drop the series as a form of complaint. what else do you expect people to do.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Ya it is that easy, how do you think other people do it? Do you honestly believe there's NEVER gonna be a need for more comic writers and artists, or new heroes? Fuck off. You're just using "But it's haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" as an excuse for not trying. Of course it's hard, but other people do it all the time, and they didn't bitch to everyone else when nobody wrote out their ideas for them.

So make a game, make a movie, make a book, make a play, make anything you want and you can stick more minorities in it if you really feel like it. If you cannot do any of this shit, sucks to be you, you don't HAVE a right to demand to see other things from legitimate artists. It's THEIR art, not yours, and they should do with it what they like without worrying about whether or not you're going to shit yourself if characters happen to be white or male.

I expect them to actually work hard and change things for themselves. You know, like rational people do. Instead of, again, throwing a temper tantrum until they get their way, which is something that children do.
#27 - 1. I've actually never seen white face/black face in real life… 05/18/2014 on We're all pink on the inside +1
#26 - Does it really matter? It was part of a very prominent culture… 05/18/2014 on We're all pink on the inside +4
#8 - Animals do battle with other animals all the time, and whole p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Human behaviour +8
User avatar #59 - kanadetenshi (05/18/2014) [-]
Animals have been able to have a proper natural cycle for billions of years without using their resources.
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? Animals destroy their own resources all the time. Famine caused by over-eating, drought caused by over-drinking, destruction of foliage (although the reason why this is varies from species to species). In fact, many species use up so many resources that after a time they have to go to a new location just to live, and continue the process there (which, luckily, gives the older area time to heal over).
#10 - Who the **** poops three times a day? What the **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on lol +1
User avatar #17 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
Technically, a healthier person is supposed to defecate at least three times a day. Or so I've heard.
User avatar #30 - rainbowisbestpone (05/18/2014) [-]
I think it's once per day
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan (05/18/2014) [-]
i shit like 2-3 times a week

User avatar #22 - wilfredfanforever (05/18/2014) [-]
What, were you raised on red meat or something?
User avatar #23 - jackmanagan (05/18/2014) [-]
always been that way extremely slow metabolism.

energy efficient i like to say
User avatar #26 - leonhardt (05/18/2014) [-]
I system that takes a long time to burn the same amount of energy as one that burns the energy much faster is not an efficient system.
#34 - sanguinemybrother (05/18/2014) [-]
**sanguinemybrother rolled image** I shit like twice a week generally, and I must have a good metabolism as I never put on weight no matter what I eat. I weigh 10 stone currently, same as I did 3 years ago.
#26 - >You are literally assuming I'm deaf just because …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Deaf people problems (resized) +1
User avatar #32 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
But anyways, i'll make sure to send you proof if you care that much. Actually, my ears are visually fucked up, i may be able to get a picture of them if you want.
User avatar #27 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry i meant to put a "not" in there, my bad man.
#21 - You're getting thumbed down because you're obviously not deaf …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Deaf people problems (resized) 0
User avatar #24 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
You are literally just assuming i am deaf just because, shit, i'm getting a hearing aid in like a month, when i get it i will so you the picture with my name next to it.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2014) [-]
>You are literally assuming I'm deaf just because

Check comment #2 where you specifically say "I'm deaf".
User avatar #32 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
But anyways, i'll make sure to send you proof if you care that much. Actually, my ears are visually fucked up, i may be able to get a picture of them if you want.
User avatar #27 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry i meant to put a "not" in there, my bad man.
User avatar #25 - ohhh (05/18/2014) [-]
*not
#29 - Aw yes, Sagittarius, immortality for me!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on No sex in the champagne room. +1
#41 - valtene (05/17/2014) [-]
Well, I got myself a date with Die, you happend to know her?
#14 - Them's fightin' words, ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Asian problems +1
#24 - thesinfuljin (05/19/2014) [-]
LOL

Why not both?

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#513 - fefe (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - fefe (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - fefe (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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