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#123 - I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the m… 03/14/2014 on white 0
#122 - Is that so? 1. Nobody is stereotyping. 2. It's na…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
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#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#121 - Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same t… 03/14/2014 on white 0
#116 - Cunt.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
#115 - You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repe…  [+] (29 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
#133 - gorginhanson has deleted their comment.
#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#177 - No they're not. That's the whole reason why many peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Apple Juice -2
User avatar #315 - AdamBaum (03/15/2014) [-]
That's just an opinion, but that's ok opinions make the world go around.
#117 - And for just a moment, I lived in a world where minorities did…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Apple Juice -1
User avatar #172 - AdamBaum (03/14/2014) [-]
Every race jokes about their race. Women joke about their gender. Your condescending is invalid.
User avatar #177 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
No they're not.

That's the whole reason why many people say female comedians are not funny, because most of their jokes are comprised only of their gender, their sexuality, or sex-life in general.

It's the same with many minority comedians who, while some are funny, often joke about their own race more than anything else. In my entire life, I've only seen three or four white comedians joke about being white, while I have seen plenty of black or hispanic ones joke about being black or hispanic. It gets a but old.
User avatar #315 - AdamBaum (03/15/2014) [-]
That's just an opinion, but that's ok opinions make the world go around.
#111 - "It's annoying and comes off as racist" "It…  [+] (37 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

captainfuckitall:____________________
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
#133 - gorginhanson has deleted their comment.
#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#108 - I do not ignore any points. Just because I do not change my op…  [+] (39 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #109 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
You made 0 mention of them whatsoever. You ignored them. You can keep your awful opinion, but that doesn't change the facts.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"It's annoying and comes off as racist"
"It's not racist, it's just because we're the majority"
"You don't get asked"
"If I was in another country I would"
"Here's some reasons it's rude"
"Here's some reasons it's not"
"Here's a story of why it is"
"Here's a story of why it's not"

Ya man, you're totally right, I made absolutely zero mention of them...

I totally ignored each and every one of them.

Your opinion is absolute fact.

But hey, if it stops you from throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a brat, you can think whatever you like. Good day.
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

captainfuckitall:____________________
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
#133 - gorginhanson has deleted their comment.
#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#106 - You misunderstand, friend. I understand perfectly well that it…  [+] (41 new replies) 03/14/2014 on white 0
User avatar #107 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Except you ignored every other point I made, and you assume that it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before it comes out.

For example there's a dollar theater in my area that shows older movies, and they charge 1.75, and I was going to make a comment/joke about how it's more than a dollar, but then I thought about it and realized every fucker in existence must have said that to them before, and that it technically wasn't named anything that is even close to "dollar theater", that was just the colloquial name. I could come up with a million more of these. Asking dumb questions just because everyone else does it isn't more excusable, it is less so.
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I do not ignore any points. Just because I do not change my opinion doesn't mean I brush yours aside; I consider every side equally, or at the very least, I try to. Just as well I do not assume it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before you say it, but in the end they are just words, and only have as much meaning and connotation as you attach to them.

Well then good for you, you're a more socially conscious person than others. I'd give you a handshake if I could. Granted, you still could have told the joke and it would have been fine, really. My mother would often tell the same stories all the time, sometimes to different people, sometimes to the same ones, and I was always there to hear all of them. I got sick of them, hated hearing about them (as I also didn't like the content of the story), and disliked being there when she told them. I never flipped out, however; because I understood that others find them funny, and she finds them funny, and so I either bare it and smile or politely leave the room.

If you do not like asking those questions, making those comments, or cracking stupid jokes, that's fine, good for you. But that doesn't mean others cannot, especially if the question is genuine.
User avatar #109 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
You made 0 mention of them whatsoever. You ignored them. You can keep your awful opinion, but that doesn't change the facts.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"It's annoying and comes off as racist"
"It's not racist, it's just because we're the majority"
"You don't get asked"
"If I was in another country I would"
"Here's some reasons it's rude"
"Here's some reasons it's not"
"Here's a story of why it is"
"Here's a story of why it's not"

Ya man, you're totally right, I made absolutely zero mention of them...

I totally ignored each and every one of them.

Your opinion is absolute fact.

But hey, if it stops you from throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a brat, you can think whatever you like. Good day.
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

captainfuckitall:____________________
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
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#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
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User avatar #105 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You misunderstand, friend. I understand perfectly well that it can get annoying; but to you, while you've been asked a million times, they only asked once.

Replying to them in a calm and civilized manner is easily not only the best, but most rewarding thing to do.
User avatar #107 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Except you ignored every other point I made, and you assume that it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before it comes out.

For example there's a dollar theater in my area that shows older movies, and they charge 1.75, and I was going to make a comment/joke about how it's more than a dollar, but then I thought about it and realized every fucker in existence must have said that to them before, and that it technically wasn't named anything that is even close to "dollar theater", that was just the colloquial name. I could come up with a million more of these. Asking dumb questions just because everyone else does it isn't more excusable, it is less so.
User avatar #108 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I do not ignore any points. Just because I do not change my opinion doesn't mean I brush yours aside; I consider every side equally, or at the very least, I try to. Just as well I do not assume it's impossible to think about what you're going to say before you say it, but in the end they are just words, and only have as much meaning and connotation as you attach to them.

Well then good for you, you're a more socially conscious person than others. I'd give you a handshake if I could. Granted, you still could have told the joke and it would have been fine, really. My mother would often tell the same stories all the time, sometimes to different people, sometimes to the same ones, and I was always there to hear all of them. I got sick of them, hated hearing about them (as I also didn't like the content of the story), and disliked being there when she told them. I never flipped out, however; because I understood that others find them funny, and she finds them funny, and so I either bare it and smile or politely leave the room.

If you do not like asking those questions, making those comments, or cracking stupid jokes, that's fine, good for you. But that doesn't mean others cannot, especially if the question is genuine.
User avatar #109 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
You made 0 mention of them whatsoever. You ignored them. You can keep your awful opinion, but that doesn't change the facts.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"It's annoying and comes off as racist"
"It's not racist, it's just because we're the majority"
"You don't get asked"
"If I was in another country I would"
"Here's some reasons it's rude"
"Here's some reasons it's not"
"Here's a story of why it is"
"Here's a story of why it's not"

Ya man, you're totally right, I made absolutely zero mention of them...

I totally ignored each and every one of them.

Your opinion is absolute fact.

But hey, if it stops you from throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a brat, you can think whatever you like. Good day.
User avatar #120 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
And what kind of retard says white people can't be racist because they're the majority. Retard.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I never said people cannot be racist because they are in the majority, I said that they do not get asked the same questions BECAUSE they are in the majority. The same way that a black person in Africa, even if born in America, would never get asked "where are you really from".

You're still trying too hard.
User avatar #114 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Dumb ass.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #117 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as admitting you were wrong.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you would. Despite the fact you did the exact same thing. Because you're desperately scratching at the bottom of the barrel to "prove" you're right, even if only to yourself.

It's not working.
User avatar #113 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's the reason it's annoying: people are trying to stereotype you based on your race, and if they can't figure it out by your skin color they're going to ask you where you're from, and they dance around it because they know it can be perceived as rude, which it really is. Whether or not that's something they're trying to do consciously is uncertain, but that is what's going on.

captainfuckitall:____________________
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You're not even making an argument. You're literally just repeating yourself while mocking me

Look, I replied to all of your arguments, or if you're upset because I didn't...mention them in my comments, you didn't mention mine either, so...we're in the same boat.

Regardless of how you feel about the matter, I have clearly replied to all of your arguments. You have simply lost, and are now throwing a tantrum.
User avatar #119 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
I repeated all of the points you said nothing about, just like I said you didn't. I won in every single aspect.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
*3 out of 4.

Sorry about that.
User avatar #127 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
4 out of 5 better embodied your viewpoints.
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well of course they did, we've been discussing opinions here more than anything. Although I suppose only you would take your opinions as facts.
User avatar #131 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
No, the difference between you and me is that I don't say something that I know can be disproved or discredited logically, because like I mentioned earlier, I actually think about what I'm going to say. So, you're never going to be able to tear down anything I say.
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
If it's disproved and discredited, I would like sources that confirm it as so.

If you cannot find any, it's probably because it only exists in your own mind.
User avatar #122 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Is that so?

1. Nobody is stereotyping.
2. It's natural to ask questions.
3. Of course it's rude, which is why they try to find another, nicer, way to ask
4. And I have more faith in people than to believe they go out of their way to be offensive

Oh, look at that, I already answered 4 out of 5 of those in previous comments. The only thing I didn't answer was the "Stereotype" thing, which you only just brought up.

Well, you certainly do have a fine attitude. Unfortunately, convincing yourself that you're right will never hold up in any debate team, court of law, or...in any place where using logic and reasoning is actually something you need to do. Good luck with living, anyways.
User avatar #125 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Here's a natural question for you: why are you this stubbornly retarded? You didn't answer those until I mentioned it 8 times.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Probably for the same reason you are.
User avatar #154 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're shitting me right? You would stop commenting as well based on that logic.
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
No, because I think there's something to accomplish. YOU'RE the one who doesn't, and yet you're still here.
User avatar #129 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
>I'm losing the argument, so I'm going to make it seem like I'm actually winning, and then my mom will love me.
User avatar #156 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
All you've shown is that you're as a big a hypocrite as you are a dullard.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Also, how am I a hypocrite, exactly?
User avatar #157 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so there is something to accomplish to you, or not?

I mean, unless you're just trying to make yourself feel better; which would be about as much as I'd expect from you.
User avatar #152 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing to accomplish here, you're just an idiot.
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
There obviously is, otherwise you'd have stopped commenting.

You're only trying to fool yourself at this point.
User avatar #150 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
You're right. You're the joke.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
"No u"

The silly thing is, is that you're so desperate to feel like you've accomplished something, and that you had the last laugh, that you don't even realize how hypocritical you are.

See, I know I'm a joke on this website, because everything on this website is a joke (sometimes good or bad), but at least I'm funny about it. You, on the other hand, are just a brat who only goes into things in order to feel good about yourself, because you can't feel good about who you are anywhere else. Have fun with that.
User avatar #148 - gorginhanson (03/15/2014) [-]
More "your mom jokes". Good stuff.
User avatar #149 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not a joke. And even if it was, it wouldn't even be a 'your mom' joke, because I'm not insulting your mother, I'm mocking you.
User avatar #137 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
It was actually applicable this time: you're using "your mom" jokes. Lollllllllllllll what an idiot.
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (03/15/2014) [-]
Did you tell your mom you won the internet argument yet?
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Alright.
#135 - gorginhanson (03/14/2014) [-]
Fixed it.

You're the one throwing the tantrum though.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
"No you"
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#134 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Of course you will, because you have no other argument besides throwing a tantrum.
#97 - Well then, very well, I humble myself before you. Ple… 03/14/2014 on white 0
#16 - >Literally no money >Better buy some weed T… 03/14/2014 on HAHAHA, No +5
#39 - Well, not really. Penuts are not deadly unless you choke on th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -4
#73 - softdoritocat (03/14/2014) [-]
captainfuckitall, just stop and admit you're wrong.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I admitted I knew very little about allergies to the poster below you. I'm just stating my opinion rather than facts; and explaining the train of logic I followed to come to the conclusions I did.

I can admit I'm wrong just fine, thank you; and I admit I probably am.
#36 - Actually, there are many people who smoke and do drugs for mos…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -5
User avatar #38 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No shit, in just the same way people eat peanuts for their whole lives and never complain of anything, whereas people who are incapable of processing peanuts fucking die if they eat them enough.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well, not really. Penuts are not deadly unless you choke on them; allergies are just caused by an over-reaction or inability to process it. Naturally, a body that is able to adapt and evolve would handle a reaction properly or GAIN the ability to process it given enough time.
#73 - softdoritocat (03/14/2014) [-]
captainfuckitall, just stop and admit you're wrong.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I admitted I knew very little about allergies to the poster below you. I'm just stating my opinion rather than facts; and explaining the train of logic I followed to come to the conclusions I did.

I can admit I'm wrong just fine, thank you; and I admit I probably am.
#34 - That doesn't sound very good at all. I don't understand how yo… 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -3
#33 - But eventually you WILL build up a tolerance for the pain. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -7
User avatar #35 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No, it's not true. Why do people get lung cancer from smoking? Should the tar just stop building up after a while, since they've developed a "resistance" to it?
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Actually, there are many people who smoke and do drugs for most of their life and live to see a ripe old age. I myself have known a man who smoked since he was 12, he's now in his mid 70's and only now getting a bit worried about heart problems because he's never had any before.

Others keel over in nearly 5 years. It varies.
User avatar #38 - gormless (03/14/2014) [-]
No shit, in just the same way people eat peanuts for their whole lives and never complain of anything, whereas people who are incapable of processing peanuts fucking die if they eat them enough.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
Well, not really. Penuts are not deadly unless you choke on them; allergies are just caused by an over-reaction or inability to process it. Naturally, a body that is able to adapt and evolve would handle a reaction properly or GAIN the ability to process it given enough time.
#73 - softdoritocat (03/14/2014) [-]
captainfuckitall, just stop and admit you're wrong.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
I admitted I knew very little about allergies to the poster below you. I'm just stating my opinion rather than facts; and explaining the train of logic I followed to come to the conclusions I did.

I can admit I'm wrong just fine, thank you; and I admit I probably am.
#31 - Eh. I would be willing to test it myself, but I do not have an…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on (untitled) -3
User avatar #32 - kikisu (03/14/2014) [-]
It depends on how bad your allergy is really. But its not just your body seeing it as a threat, it's going ham and all out. I had a severe dust allergy from being around too much dust for a good part of my life, and when I went to get immunotherapy, it sent me to the hospital because of how badly I reacted.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very good at all. I don't understand how your genes and body could fail you so much in regards to something (nearly) totally harmless.
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#59 - scant (03/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I can agree with you on that point.
#57 - Indeed it does, I just felt like making a point as well. 03/14/2014 on white +1
#55 - No tops were blown, I assure you. 03/14/2014 on white 0

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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