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#44 - Shovel confirmed for best melee weapon. 08/29/2014 on What did you just call me 0
#36 - Seen it. Still doesn't stop 20 guys from dog piling you and pu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What did you just call me 0
User avatar #37 - asmodeu (08/29/2014) [-]
It could if you're armed with your trusty shovel.

Shovel throwing at the Systema South Africa Young Warrior Survival/Training Camp 2013
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2014) [-]
Shovel confirmed for best melee weapon.
#11 - Basically, he just went crazy with his money. He spent a lot o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Drake and Josh Comp +9
User avatar #33 - DrDanny (08/29/2014) [-]
Aw drake... damnit man
#24 - Oh of course, I didn't mean that at all. I just meant that a h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on What did you just call me +1
#26 - twilightdusk (08/29/2014) [-]
At the same time there's other trade offs. Focused punches and kicks with good technique will do the same or more damage as wild swings while using less energy, as an example. These are treated mostly as forms of art today, but their roots are in practicality, and even with the rules and regulations protecting contestants during competitions, it's not like nobody gets hurt during them. In fact, this study suggests that the more experienced practitioners are better at taking or avoiding the damage

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6356944

"There were more injuries among the lower ranked and less experienced athletes, indicating that injuries became less frequent with increased tournament experience."
#55 - Isn't it proven that different races have different skull (and… 08/29/2014 on Here is a little eye opener 0
#5 - Has anyone ever watched these things, only for a few seconds, … 08/29/2014 on wait for it 0
#57 - You make a good point, but seeing as how they all interact tog…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's 0
User avatar #131 - psykobear (08/29/2014) [-]
They don't really interact with each other at all. They just walk around. You yourself could just walk around as well. But, you wouldn't be doing your job. If it came down to it, though, I would still have the suit handy, because my life is more important than my job.

Well the place does have enough power to operate all day. This would imply that they actually have an electric bill and are connected to a source. So, why couldn't electronics run at night? Why is the power limited?
#15 - The problem with most martial arts is that it trains you to co…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What did you just call me +1
User avatar #31 - asmodeu (08/29/2014) [-]
Try krav maga or systema.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2014) [-]
Seen it. Still doesn't stop 20 guys from dog piling you and punching the shit out of you.
User avatar #37 - asmodeu (08/29/2014) [-]
It could if you're armed with your trusty shovel.

Shovel throwing at the Systema South Africa Young Warrior Survival/Training Camp 2013
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2014) [-]
Shovel confirmed for best melee weapon.
#23 - twilightdusk (08/29/2014) [-]
You still need to be in very good physical shape and have a good amount of strength and endurance to win those kinds of competitions though. People act like "Martial arts isn't real fighting" means that a girl like her wouldn't do any better than an average loser on the street, but it's not like there's 0% overlap, it's just not 100%.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh of course, I didn't mean that at all. I just meant that a huge gap in martial arts is right in the name, it's treated as an ART form when most people you fight with don't care about art forms, they just want to pile drive you into the dirt and take any advantage they can to do it, and most Martial Arts don't train you for that. I mean, have you ever really asked "Hey Sensai, what exactly do I do when my opponent tackles me, has my arms under his knees, and is beating my face into the dirt?". Of course you get techniques for staying on your feet, but sometimes it just doesn't happen your way, and when it doesn't, you're fucked.
#26 - twilightdusk (08/29/2014) [-]
At the same time there's other trade offs. Focused punches and kicks with good technique will do the same or more damage as wild swings while using less energy, as an example. These are treated mostly as forms of art today, but their roots are in practicality, and even with the rules and regulations protecting contestants during competitions, it's not like nobody gets hurt during them. In fact, this study suggests that the more experienced practitioners are better at taking or avoiding the damage

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6356944

"There were more injuries among the lower ranked and less experienced athletes, indicating that injuries became less frequent with increased tournament experience."
#21 - ronjeremysweiner (08/29/2014) [-]
i've found wrestling in HS is more practical then some msrtial arts
fights end up on the ground
and friends that do martials have now i dea what to do once their on the ground when screwing around
User avatar #25 - alecd (08/29/2014) [-]
Thats why I love judo, it was designed for self defense, and incapacitating people without lethal force. Plus it teaches you alot about fighting on the ground, and up close.
#56 - ronjeremysweiner (08/30/2014) [-]
i wish i took judo when i was younger man
kids on my team that did from a young age kick ass in wrestling
and their the most fun to watch
User avatar #33 - asmodeu (08/29/2014) [-]
In the form it is taught today, yes.
But judo uses techniques which were used by the samurai to grapple other heavily armored samurai and simply incapacitate them with one well placed throw (like throwing them head-first in the ground).
Judo was created about the time the shogunate was abolished and the samurai class dissipated and the traditional ju-jutsu needed a modern adaptation.
#19 - Also, maybe the cameras don't record, just view. Hence the nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's 0
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Well you know what
Fuck it
Fuck the whole argument

Freddy is a demon
That's it now he's a demon from the 7 hells

I'm ready for freddy
#18 - What the hell kind of shutters are you talking about? It's not… 08/28/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's +1
#16 - If he involves the press he gets fired, plus, who would really…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's +1
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Video evidence
A whole week's worth
Plus the press will believe almost anything if you look at what stories often run

That's just a week's worth
What earth do you live on where shutters and a battery laptop costs more than $500

People do a lot for self preservation
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
Also, maybe the cameras don't record, just view. Hence the need for a guard in the first place.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Well you know what
Fuck it
Fuck the whole argument

Freddy is a demon
That's it now he's a demon from the 7 hells

I'm ready for freddy
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
What the hell kind of shutters are you talking about? It's not just about them seeing you, they KNOW you're there, it's about them not being able to get in. Anything less than a steel door is going to fail if they throw their weight against it. Not to mention Foxy has his hook hand.

Obviously not this guy. Again, perhaps he just couldn't get the supplies, or maybe he was just stupid, that would certainly be my first guess.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling many people actually WOULDN'T take that kind of thing to the press. I know I wouldn't, I'd just want to get the hell out of there.
#14 - You actually don't know that, and seeing as how you can see se…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's +1
User avatar #15 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
You'd see them doing it at some point, and faking it would still be piss-easy. Hell at any rate the entire issue could be solved by involving the press. They'd LOVE to hear about animatronics that might accidentally kill the night-time employees.

battery-powered laptop niggaru the technology exists
That and the shutters probably costs less than the guard's salary for a month anyhow

The guard could do it
In the interest of saving his life
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
If he involves the press he gets fired, plus, who would really believe that?

Perhaps it takes place in a bit of the past. And no, his salary is only 125$

If the guard needed the money so badly he didn't quit, what makes you think he could pay for it himself?
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Video evidence
A whole week's worth
Plus the press will believe almost anything if you look at what stories often run

That's just a week's worth
What earth do you live on where shutters and a battery laptop costs more than $500

People do a lot for self preservation
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
Also, maybe the cameras don't record, just view. Hence the need for a guard in the first place.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Well you know what
Fuck it
Fuck the whole argument

Freddy is a demon
That's it now he's a demon from the 7 hells

I'm ready for freddy
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
What the hell kind of shutters are you talking about? It's not just about them seeing you, they KNOW you're there, it's about them not being able to get in. Anything less than a steel door is going to fail if they throw their weight against it. Not to mention Foxy has his hook hand.

Obviously not this guy. Again, perhaps he just couldn't get the supplies, or maybe he was just stupid, that would certainly be my first guess.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling many people actually WOULDN'T take that kind of thing to the press. I know I wouldn't, I'd just want to get the hell out of there.
#9 - 1. You can't wear costumes because they check inside to see if…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/28/2014 on VG Cats at Freddy's +68
#107 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
1. THERE ARE EMPTY COSTUMES JUST SITTING AROUND DIPSHITS, FREDDY DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM, THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG.
User avatar #56 - psykobear (08/29/2014) [-]
1) if you're out of a costume, they think you are an endoskeleton. If you are in it, they see you as something different? Wouldn't they see an "endoskeleton" in a suit?
2) Makes sense. But you could further say that the fan could be turned off, or a generator/battery could be used. Also, in a life or death situation, I'd rather turn all of that off and not see my keyboard, and use that power for the doors.
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2014) [-]
You make a good point, but seeing as how they all interact together; they would probably be curious as to why you yourself are not interacting with them much (and who would want to interact with them for 5 hours?) Just as well, if you acted just like them, they could focus their attention on ways to escape rather than ways to get you, and preventing their escape is the whole reason you're there.

Indeed that's true, but this takes place a bit before the modern era, so battery powers probably wouldn't work that well or last that long either. Indeed, even if you turned off ALL the electronics, it still wouldn't be enough power to keep the doors closed throughout the night, and what's worse, you couldn't see them as they sneak up on you.
User avatar #131 - psykobear (08/29/2014) [-]
They don't really interact with each other at all. They just walk around. You yourself could just walk around as well. But, you wouldn't be doing your job. If it came down to it, though, I would still have the suit handy, because my life is more important than my job.

Well the place does have enough power to operate all day. This would imply that they actually have an electric bill and are connected to a source. So, why couldn't electronics run at night? Why is the power limited?
User avatar #13 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
1. They don't, since they clearly don't check eachother.
2. Backlight biatch
3. Guarding it from outside would accomplish this anyway. Also, powerless shutters.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
You actually don't know that, and seeing as how you can see second pairs of teeth/eyes/things inside their suits when you glance down their mouths, indeed, they probably do check eachother.

Blacklights still take up power as far as I know. A better response would be for him to bring his own flashlight, but that would mean he reacts slower when closing the doors.

No it wouldn't; as the machines could slip out without notice, while when you're inside with the cameras, you ALWAYS know where they are. That's the point. The only good point you have is powerless shutters, but if they don't have the money to repair the suits they certainly don't have the money to put in new doors
User avatar #15 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
You'd see them doing it at some point, and faking it would still be piss-easy. Hell at any rate the entire issue could be solved by involving the press. They'd LOVE to hear about animatronics that might accidentally kill the night-time employees.

battery-powered laptop niggaru the technology exists
That and the shutters probably costs less than the guard's salary for a month anyhow

The guard could do it
In the interest of saving his life
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
If he involves the press he gets fired, plus, who would really believe that?

Perhaps it takes place in a bit of the past. And no, his salary is only 125$

If the guard needed the money so badly he didn't quit, what makes you think he could pay for it himself?
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Video evidence
A whole week's worth
Plus the press will believe almost anything if you look at what stories often run

That's just a week's worth
What earth do you live on where shutters and a battery laptop costs more than $500

People do a lot for self preservation
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
Also, maybe the cameras don't record, just view. Hence the need for a guard in the first place.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (08/28/2014) [-]
Well you know what
Fuck it
Fuck the whole argument

Freddy is a demon
That's it now he's a demon from the 7 hells

I'm ready for freddy
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
What the hell kind of shutters are you talking about? It's not just about them seeing you, they KNOW you're there, it's about them not being able to get in. Anything less than a steel door is going to fail if they throw their weight against it. Not to mention Foxy has his hook hand.

Obviously not this guy. Again, perhaps he just couldn't get the supplies, or maybe he was just stupid, that would certainly be my first guess.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling many people actually WOULDN'T take that kind of thing to the press. I know I wouldn't, I'd just want to get the hell out of there.
#34 - That's fine, but conversations usually end when people are unw… 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - That's true, but again, it gives you every right to associate …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I disagree, I don't think the majority of feminists are misandrists.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's fine, but conversations usually end when people are unwilling to accept a certain point or fact. Good day.
#28 - That's true, but it's also true that the majority of Terrorist…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Just became most of A is B doesn't mean B is A.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's true, but again, it gives you every right to associate the two and be very cautious when dealing with A.

If they didn't want the bad press, they should change their name, as the Majority of Feminists ARE Misandrists. It's that simple. I don't even know why you're defending something like this.
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I disagree, I don't think the majority of feminists are misandrists.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's fine, but conversations usually end when people are unwilling to accept a certain point or fact. Good day.
#26 - You don't seem to understand, this IS Feminism. I assume what …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Saying that misandry IS feminism is like saying suicide bombing IS Islam.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's true, but it's also true that the majority of Terrorists (at least as we know them) are Islamic. The majority of Misandrists ARE Feminists, and so, it's okay to associate the two. That's what statistics are all about.
User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Just became most of A is B doesn't mean B is A.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's true, but again, it gives you every right to associate the two and be very cautious when dealing with A.

If they didn't want the bad press, they should change their name, as the Majority of Feminists ARE Misandrists. It's that simple. I don't even know why you're defending something like this.
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I disagree, I don't think the majority of feminists are misandrists.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's fine, but conversations usually end when people are unwilling to accept a certain point or fact. Good day.
#24 - That's true, but if every Nazi called themselves a turkey, you…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #25 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Then what do you call feminists? Until there's a new word for that, it's gonna be a bit of a problem. I wouldn't be surprised if the pendulum swings the other way and people are actually hating real feminism now. It's like how (the idea of) affirmative action made people hate blacks again.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
You don't seem to understand, this IS Feminism. I assume what you're trying to say is "What do you call actually sane and logical Feminists?", well if they identify under the flag of Feminism, they're called Feminists too and grouped into the rest of the crazies. Want to know why? Because if they were really that sane, they wouldn't mind changing their title to "Utilitarian" or "Equilist" or "Humanist" or whatever other word there is for equality.

This is real Feminism, and they have a right to hate it. Again, if the sane ones just changed their title, it wouldn't be this way.

Also, it's not the idea of affirmative action that made people dislike minorities, it IS affirmative action, because affirmative action is stupid.
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Saying that misandry IS feminism is like saying suicide bombing IS Islam.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's true, but it's also true that the majority of Terrorists (at least as we know them) are Islamic. The majority of Misandrists ARE Feminists, and so, it's okay to associate the two. That's what statistics are all about.
User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
Just became most of A is B doesn't mean B is A.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's true, but again, it gives you every right to associate the two and be very cautious when dealing with A.

If they didn't want the bad press, they should change their name, as the Majority of Feminists ARE Misandrists. It's that simple. I don't even know why you're defending something like this.
User avatar #33 - demandsgayversion (08/28/2014) [-]
I disagree, I don't think the majority of feminists are misandrists.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
That's fine, but conversations usually end when people are unwilling to accept a certain point or fact. Good day.
#25 - I recognize that picture!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on basically 0
#26 - fargfive (08/28/2014) [-]
Front Innocent was some good shit.
#41 - Stereotypical African name he uses for his Negro friend … 08/28/2014 on Swimming day. +4
#15 - What about it? 08/28/2014 on +1 0
#42 - I spend way too much time on /pol/ to ever be able to enjoy ra… 08/28/2014 on Happy Endings. 0
#38 - Still simple, I tend to go all out aggression and assault when… 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM 0
#31 - Method still follows. I focus on magic as much as I can, then …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM 0
#32 - twilightdusk (08/27/2014) [-]
Yea but which magic? Everything in the Battlemage CYO is magic, you have to read it and choose which magic you want.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2014) [-]
Still simple, I tend to go all out aggression and assault when it comes to role-playing, as I notice that the strongest, rather than the toughest, is usually the guy who wins the most fights (also lasts longer since they don't take up as many supplies). So I'd just choose the one that would do the most damage in a fight, then choose all the most damaging abilities along with it. After that I focus on mobility.
#20 - Hold on, I got a system down pat, I can answer all of these wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on CYOA Marathon of DOOM 0
#24 - twilightdusk (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the entirety of the Battlemage one at the top is personal magic power, and you don't get enough points for all of it.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2014) [-]
Method still follows. I focus on magic as much as I can, then intelligence, then everything else; if it stops at the first, it stops at the first.
#32 - twilightdusk (08/27/2014) [-]
Yea but which magic? Everything in the Battlemage CYO is magic, you have to read it and choose which magic you want.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2014) [-]
Still simple, I tend to go all out aggression and assault when it comes to role-playing, as I notice that the strongest, rather than the toughest, is usually the guy who wins the most fights (also lasts longer since they don't take up as many supplies). So I'd just choose the one that would do the most damage in a fight, then choose all the most damaging abilities along with it. After that I focus on mobility.

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#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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