x
Click to expand

captainfuckitall

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1423
Highest Content Rank:#8779
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 42 total,  99 ,  57
Comment Thumbs: 60087 total,  73709 ,  13622
Content Level Progress: 77.96% (46/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 6.4% (64/1000)
Level 354 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 355 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:22
Content Views:10905
Times Content Favorited:13 times
Total Comments Made:17029
FJ Points:26296

latest user's comments

#115 - Nyarlathotep isn't a thing, it's a being, and Spavaloo is righ… 07/16/2014 on sauce is Haiyore! Nyaruko San +1
#114 - Nyarlathotep is a shape-shifter, he can look any way he please… 07/16/2014 on sauce is Haiyore! Nyaruko San 0
#113 - Technically, everyone is wrong. Much like the name Ct… 07/16/2014 on sauce is Haiyore! Nyaruko San 0
#24 - I'm the same way. I watched The Grudge at a really young age a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life +1
#58 - midnightcat (07/15/2014) [-]
wow you too? Same happened with me. My friend and I wanted to be tough in 4th grade so we started watching the grudge 2...I am now 18 and love horror movies and can watch almost anything but if someone even mentions the g word in the dark I almost pee my pants.
#12 - "How do you want to die?" >Implying … 07/13/2014 on Game over man, game over 0
#10 - Simply where it causes harm to another person or property. Har…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Fallacy Man 0
User avatar #11 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/13/2014) [-]
Glad we think the same.
#8 - Sure it does "I'm fabulous and sparkly and I c…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Fallacy Man +1
User avatar #13 - somethingpants (07/13/2014) [-]
Like I said before, with the current marriage laws, marrying children or animals wouldn't be legal. Animals can't consent to anything, nor can they sign a marriage certificate. Children also can't consent.
Pedophilia (logically) wouldn't be legal in a right society. Unlike homosexuality where it's two consenting adults, most pedophiles rape and molest children before they hit puberty (the 'pedophiles' that have sex with teenagers aren't true pedophiles, they're called something different that I can't be bothered to search the word for). Rape and molestation are illegal.
A fallacy is defined as 'a mistaken belief', so believing that fabulous and sparkly marriage would somehow cause people accepting people-marriage or pedophilic relationships is a fallacy, and it's a slippery slope fallacy.
Also I've never heard someone use that argument for pedophilia (other than pedophiles). It's always been characterized as a mental illness that people get therapy for because it's usually an issue stemming from their own childhood (molestation as a child can have a correlation with someone becoming a molester themselves, just like childhood abuse), and then them exhibiting some sort of restraint on their desires since they'd be physically and emotionally harming a young child.
User avatar #14 - somethingpants (07/13/2014) [-]
*people-animal marriage, oops.
#6 - Realistically, the Slippery Slope ISN'T a logical fallacy. As …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Fallacy Man +4
User avatar #9 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/13/2014) [-]
So then where should we stop?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (07/13/2014) [-]
Simply where it causes harm to another person or property. Harm to ones self? I'm not worried about that. As far as I'm concerned you can hurt you'reself as much as you like so long as your not a burden to others; it IS you're body after all.

However, I also believe, in that note, that every person has a right to conduct themselves how they see fit (as well as accepting the consequences of how they conduct themselves).
User avatar #11 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/13/2014) [-]
Glad we think the same.
User avatar #7 - somethingpants (07/12/2014) [-]
It is though. Like when someone says 'if fabulous and sparkly people can get married, then people can marry dogs! Or children!'
Obviously, neither of those things would ever happen according to the general marriage laws in tact right now that you have to be a consenting adult in most countries to be able to get married, dogs and children being neither of those things.
It doesn't open up to those arguments being anywhere near logical.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (07/12/2014) [-]
Sure it does

"I'm fabulous and sparkly and I can't control it, I should have rights"
"I'm a pedophile and I can't control it, I should have the same rights"

The point is, if someone can't control who they are, at what point do you stop and say "No, you can't be this way". Where is the line drawn? If it's acceptable in certain circumstances, why isn't it in other, fundamentally similar circumstances?

Besides, it's already happening. Australia is talking about legalizing Incest, and things like Pedophilia is slowly slipping into the "Well, they can't control it, so we can't hate them for it" tier.

And just like in the comic, it DOES cause a slippery slope. "Okay, I'll serve you a free drink" "Can I get one?" "No" "Fuck you" and then suddenly you have problems. And even you you'reself I'm sure can remember when you were a child and someone got something you didn't for no good reason (you could see) and you started throwing a tantrum over it, and if it didn't get changed you continue to throw one or have some type of deep seeded hatred toward adults, or if it did other children would do the same thing.

It happens, it's not a fallacy.

Of course, I'm not saying it happens overnight. It happens over many, many years and probably decades; it's a slow process, so the slope isn't anywhere near as slippery as some would like to believe, but it's STILL there; and anyone who looks to the past and sees how cultural norms change can easily see it. One thing leads to another.
User avatar #13 - somethingpants (07/13/2014) [-]
Like I said before, with the current marriage laws, marrying children or animals wouldn't be legal. Animals can't consent to anything, nor can they sign a marriage certificate. Children also can't consent.
Pedophilia (logically) wouldn't be legal in a right society. Unlike homosexuality where it's two consenting adults, most pedophiles rape and molest children before they hit puberty (the 'pedophiles' that have sex with teenagers aren't true pedophiles, they're called something different that I can't be bothered to search the word for). Rape and molestation are illegal.
A fallacy is defined as 'a mistaken belief', so believing that fabulous and sparkly marriage would somehow cause people accepting people-marriage or pedophilic relationships is a fallacy, and it's a slippery slope fallacy.
Also I've never heard someone use that argument for pedophilia (other than pedophiles). It's always been characterized as a mental illness that people get therapy for because it's usually an issue stemming from their own childhood (molestation as a child can have a correlation with someone becoming a molester themselves, just like childhood abuse), and then them exhibiting some sort of restraint on their desires since they'd be physically and emotionally harming a young child.
User avatar #14 - somethingpants (07/13/2014) [-]
*people-animal marriage, oops.
#4 - How the **** do you confuse a pear for a stress ball an… 07/12/2014 on I have a pear of stress... +6
#9 - My dream has been the same one since I was 6 years old. … 07/12/2014 on Cycle of life 0
#14 - So...are people doing this ironically? 07/11/2014 on Clever title +3
#55 - Seriously though, complaining about having bigger breasts is l… 07/11/2014 on Pow right in the kisser +1
#45 - Honestly? I just like the way a controller feels. I'm complete… 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
#13 - For those of you wondering, the 'vagina' thing is referring to… 07/10/2014 on Feminism +6
#2 - I recognize that gif and all the disappointment that comes with it.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on How /fit/ live their lives +18
User avatar #14 - lnyanchl (07/09/2014) [-]
The curiosity hurts.
User avatar #13 - blokrokker (07/09/2014) [-]
What is the gif?
#15 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
girl plays around with a dude's cock, and right when she's about to put it in her mouth, it spoils clannad for you
User avatar #16 - blokrokker (07/09/2014) [-]
WOW that's horrible.
#15 - I concur, any more stories like this? 07/09/2014 on /k/ +1
#14 - That's a weird way to spell Hanako 07/09/2014 on /k/ +2
#44 - I don't know whether to feel pride or concern at the fact that… 07/08/2014 on Who posted this? 0
#49 - Comment deleted 07/08/2014 on smoke +1
#41 - It's happened before and we just brushed it off.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on welp 0
User avatar #57 - captainprincess (07/08/2014) [-]
We're still dirty casuls
every one of us

merely having an account bestows us with permanent casuldom
even anonyfag posting will grant temporary casuldom and places one on the perilous edge of permanent casuldom
#458 - Oh, I wasn't aware you were not relate to the conversation or …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Good Call. 0
#472 - zomitlu (07/08/2014) [-]
If you don't reply to this you're gay

#REKT
#29 - Fun little tip for you folks! If someone claims to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on With love, A Psychopath 0
#33 - conwadconwad (07/08/2014) [-]
I fuckin' know right... rule #1 is blending in.
#16 - I'm pretty sure Funnyjunk is the ONLY place that was raided an… 07/08/2014 on welp +3
#340 - Being anonymous over the internet isn't much of a reward, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Good Call. -1
User avatar #345 - burdensomebucket (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, I mean't being anonymous over the internet minimises risk, rather than being a reward. I didn't word myself right.
And its commonly known sociopaths see themselves as superior to everyone else, and the internet taking your side in an argument could affirm that. The low risk of people knowing your a sociopath is balanced by the fact your anonymous over this site.
And yeah, its far more likely hes full of shit. I just joined the argument cause it seemed like you were one of those internet know-it-alls who needed to be taken down a peg. You know your shit, but you gotta keep in mind that sociopathy isn't a closed-ended system like paralysis. Just like every person's personality is different, every sociopath views risk/reward in different ways, and therefore exhibits different symptoms.
#329 - 1. He never proved he was actually diagnosed while I have give…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Good Call. -1
User avatar #337 - burdensomebucket (07/07/2014) [-]
You have some idea of what your talking about, I'l give you that much.
Yet sociopaths usually fear face-to-face confessions on their condition. The "reward" of admitting hes a sociopath in this instance would be:
1: Hes anonymous over the internet, no threat of people seeing through his guise in real life.
2: Its gaining him thumbs and hes winning the argument with you, giving him a sense of superiority.
So the "risk" is actually really small, and the "reward" would be reaffirming his sense of superiority.
User avatar #366 - lordgeneral (07/08/2014) [-]
just have to interject here that I am superior.

just saying.
User avatar #340 - captainfuckitall (07/07/2014) [-]
Being anonymous over the internet isn't much of a reward, and as it has been proved many times, isn't much protection when dealing with real life consequences.

You know what? You just might be right. I'm not sure what a Sociopath would prioritize as 'victory', but it may very well be feeling superior to others. Who knows. Even so that's fairly far fetched, and I'm pretty sure we can both agree that, while possible, the chances of him just lying are higher.
User avatar #345 - burdensomebucket (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, I mean't being anonymous over the internet minimises risk, rather than being a reward. I didn't word myself right.
And its commonly known sociopaths see themselves as superior to everyone else, and the internet taking your side in an argument could affirm that. The low risk of people knowing your a sociopath is balanced by the fact your anonymous over this site.
And yeah, its far more likely hes full of shit. I just joined the argument cause it seemed like you were one of those internet know-it-alls who needed to be taken down a peg. You know your shit, but you gotta keep in mind that sociopathy isn't a closed-ended system like paralysis. Just like every person's personality is different, every sociopath views risk/reward in different ways, and therefore exhibits different symptoms.

items

Total unique items point value: 0 / Total items point value: 0

Comments(508):

[ 508 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
[ 508 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)