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#50 - Don't you know? Anything at the expense of the jew is like ano… 02/12/2014 on The Hero Europe needs 0
#53 - Umm...really? I'm not sure why you don't get it, but alright: …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Court 0
User avatar #55 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I still fail to see why that is "extreme", because what is extreme? To a fundamentalist, average behaviour and statements might be too radical and extreme for them. It all depends on the eye of the beholder.
And how is being "cynical" being narrow-minded? Carlin was cynical on A LOT of subjects, so how is that being narrow-minded?

But you can't deal with average.. In average, each person in the world has 1 breast and 1 testicle..
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I abdicate, I'm wrong, I'm done.
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue
#94 - I think you underestimate just how much some people love money…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on heh 0
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
No matter how money-centered any person is, losing fractions of fractions of a penny isn't affecting anyone, mentally or otherwise.
User avatar #96 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
But alright, I'm more than happy to end this argument.
#92 - "They wouldn't care if they lost a small amount of money!…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on heh 0
User avatar #93 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
would I care if I lost .0000000001 cents? Not too much. They have millions and millions of dollars, I have shit in comparison. You'd be taking less that a penny from me by comparison. No, I would not care, nor would anyone, anywhere.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate just how much some people love money. But very well, if that's how you see it.
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
No matter how money-centered any person is, losing fractions of fractions of a penny isn't affecting anyone, mentally or otherwise.
User avatar #96 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
But alright, I'm more than happy to end this argument.
#49 - Mhmm. Asexuals actually are a 'master-race specimen'. Because … 02/12/2014 on The reason Isaac Newton... 0
#90 - No, I believe it's funny so long as it's your own money, but i…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2014 on heh 0
User avatar #91 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
because your questions don't relate to what's actually being discussed. This money is so small it can't be counted in the eyes of the person who loses it. It probably left the person handing him the drink smiling, or at least with something to think about. It added some new experience, a variety from normal day to day life to that person's day, which is something you'll find most people would appreciate. Is it okay if you took 1% of my paycheck? No. Does it relate to what happened here? No.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
"They wouldn't care if they lost a small amount of money!" "Would you care if you lost a small amount of money?". Yep. You're right. NOTHING to do with what's being discussed.
User avatar #93 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
would I care if I lost .0000000001 cents? Not too much. They have millions and millions of dollars, I have shit in comparison. You'd be taking less that a penny from me by comparison. No, I would not care, nor would anyone, anywhere.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate just how much some people love money. But very well, if that's how you see it.
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
No matter how money-centered any person is, losing fractions of fractions of a penny isn't affecting anyone, mentally or otherwise.
User avatar #96 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
But alright, I'm more than happy to end this argument.
#88 - The last cop-out of someone who doesn't have an argument. Good…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2014 on heh 0
User avatar #89 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
yeah okay, I don't have an argument whereas yours is "any money lost ever for any joke instantly makes the joke not funny no matter what.". It's a joke, not a dick, why are you on this site if you take it so hard.
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
No, I believe it's funny so long as it's your own money, but if you cost someone else money or time for the sake of a joke only YOU find funny, that's just poor behaviour. Also, I didn't find the joke funny.

And indeed, you don't have an argument. Every time I've put a question toward you you've either dodged it, insulted me, or simply refused to answer. Also, I'm not the one doing the mud-slinging, am I?
User avatar #91 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
because your questions don't relate to what's actually being discussed. This money is so small it can't be counted in the eyes of the person who loses it. It probably left the person handing him the drink smiling, or at least with something to think about. It added some new experience, a variety from normal day to day life to that person's day, which is something you'll find most people would appreciate. Is it okay if you took 1% of my paycheck? No. Does it relate to what happened here? No.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
"They wouldn't care if they lost a small amount of money!" "Would you care if you lost a small amount of money?". Yep. You're right. NOTHING to do with what's being discussed.
User avatar #93 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
would I care if I lost .0000000001 cents? Not too much. They have millions and millions of dollars, I have shit in comparison. You'd be taking less that a penny from me by comparison. No, I would not care, nor would anyone, anywhere.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate just how much some people love money. But very well, if that's how you see it.
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
No matter how money-centered any person is, losing fractions of fractions of a penny isn't affecting anyone, mentally or otherwise.
User avatar #96 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
But alright, I'm more than happy to end this argument.
#43 - If you look really closely, you can actually see her bre… 02/12/2014 on The reason Isaac Newton... 0
#35 - Yes he did, I was just pointing out the "Usually" pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on What is marriage? +1
#43 - notstill (02/14/2014) [-]
I thought for a few minutes that you were pointing out a mistake too, when being sarcastic it helps to use italics, just advice for future sarcastic comments.
#210 - But how would you what the 'correct' case is? Why is the worst… 02/12/2014 on Not sure how to break it to... 0
#18 - By being cynical and more critical of things. No, sta…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Court -2
User avatar #52 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
and HOW is "being cynical and more critical" being extreme? I fail to see your argument..

Then what is better: Steak or Fish? Steak or Chicken? Chicken or Fish?
That is a matter of opinion, and taste.. Therefore, subjective..

Some people hate Nutella, and some will eat it straight from the jar - so that is just a standard, and not "just subjective" ?
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Umm...really? I'm not sure why you don't get it, but alright: If you're cynical of things, and extremely critical of things, chances are you have a very narrow-minded viewpoint, this viewpoint counts as being "Extreme" as it is so narrow as to not allow any compromise or understanding. Do you get it now?

Well I suppose that would depend on general ratings. Yes, some people can like something bad, but that doesn't mean it's NOT bad. This is why we have critics, and people give ratings, and why we have differing opinions, and somewhere along there we reach an average of how good or bad something is for the common person.

No, because if more people like Nutella than hate it, it's considered "good" for the average person.
User avatar #55 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I still fail to see why that is "extreme", because what is extreme? To a fundamentalist, average behaviour and statements might be too radical and extreme for them. It all depends on the eye of the beholder.
And how is being "cynical" being narrow-minded? Carlin was cynical on A LOT of subjects, so how is that being narrow-minded?

But you can't deal with average.. In average, each person in the world has 1 breast and 1 testicle..
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I abdicate, I'm wrong, I'm done.
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue
#19 - No, I focused just fine, they're just flat and uninteresting. … 02/12/2014 on Batman animated movie -1
#15 - Being more cynical and critical of things doesn't necessarily …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Court -2
User avatar #16 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
How is that being extreme?

"Better" is relative.. Better taste, better music, better car..
My opinion is, that from the "What The Fuck Am I Doing In New Jersey"-show and on, he became brilliant to me..
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
By being cynical and more critical of things.

No, standards are subjective, 'better' is not in nearly every occasion as you'd never honestly try to argue that shit is 'better' than steak.

Haha, and good for you. You don't have to justify liking or disliking something; hell, my favourite comedian is Dane Cook and he's considered by many to be awful (much like Nickelback)
User avatar #52 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
and HOW is "being cynical and more critical" being extreme? I fail to see your argument..

Then what is better: Steak or Fish? Steak or Chicken? Chicken or Fish?
That is a matter of opinion, and taste.. Therefore, subjective..

Some people hate Nutella, and some will eat it straight from the jar - so that is just a standard, and not "just subjective" ?
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Umm...really? I'm not sure why you don't get it, but alright: If you're cynical of things, and extremely critical of things, chances are you have a very narrow-minded viewpoint, this viewpoint counts as being "Extreme" as it is so narrow as to not allow any compromise or understanding. Do you get it now?

Well I suppose that would depend on general ratings. Yes, some people can like something bad, but that doesn't mean it's NOT bad. This is why we have critics, and people give ratings, and why we have differing opinions, and somewhere along there we reach an average of how good or bad something is for the common person.

No, because if more people like Nutella than hate it, it's considered "good" for the average person.
User avatar #55 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I still fail to see why that is "extreme", because what is extreme? To a fundamentalist, average behaviour and statements might be too radical and extreme for them. It all depends on the eye of the beholder.
And how is being "cynical" being narrow-minded? Carlin was cynical on A LOT of subjects, so how is that being narrow-minded?

But you can't deal with average.. In average, each person in the world has 1 breast and 1 testicle..
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I abdicate, I'm wrong, I'm done.
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue
#10 - Well, Isaac Newton was actually Asexual. It wasn't that he had…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on The reason Isaac Newton... +14
User avatar #47 - nervaaurelius (02/12/2014) [-]
So was Tesla I believe. All I'm getting from this is that asexuals are true master race.
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Mhmm. Asexuals actually are a 'master-race specimen'. Because many of them are not concerned with sexual relationships (and some of them are not even concerned with relationships of ANY kind) they usually devote themselves to the arts or studies to take up their time and fill the void left by no sexual interaction.

However, despite their skill and devotion in all these subjects, they are still technically 'disabled', as the sex drive is one of the most powerful parts of human instinct (and must be, surely) and they simply do not have it.
User avatar #39 - smartasshobo (02/12/2014) [-]
You wanna see the titties?


You wanna see the titties.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
If you look really closely, you can actually see her breasts and the outline of her nipple when she's in her nightgown. It's nice and all, but I was just hoping for a better view.

Nah, I just really like the artstyle
#15 - I honestly don't understand why it being 'gender neutral' is s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Valentines is coming up. 0
User avatar #22 - kualeifarne (02/12/2014) [-]
"Kjæreste" isn't often used in Norwegian, "dama/typen" is more often used, which are gender specific, and "Kjæresta" is used for couples
User avatar #16 - deadnanners (02/12/2014) [-]
it isn't, it's just that people want to be special fucking snowflakes and be offended by everything that is a norm because it doesn't immediately cater to what they feel.

#13 - *Usually  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What is marriage? +3
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/12/2014) [-]
I don't understand your post. He wrote it correct, didn't he?
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes he did, I was just pointing out the "Usually" part, as saying "Usually" implied that the 50% who were boys sometimes didn't have a penis at all.
#43 - notstill (02/14/2014) [-]
I thought for a few minutes that you were pointing out a mistake too, when being sarcastic it helps to use italics, just advice for future sarcastic comments.
#14 - Considering how cool and unique many of Batman's villains are,…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Batman animated movie -5
#17 - osimonmagus (02/12/2014) [-]
If you're not trolling then you're simply a retard.
The best part about Batman, and everyone who knows anything about Batman knows this, are the villains. They are not flat. They are very complicated. Their histories paint the picture of the villain, his crimes, and his personality. The worst and best part about it was that, each criminal seemed to be innocent...kinda. They didn't necessarily choose their lifestyle ....outside influences molded them into who they are unwillingly. It happens to all of us sometimes. Even Batman suffered from this. He and the Joker suffered parallel to each other. You need to actually focus. ....
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
No, I focused just fine, they're just flat and uninteresting.

Look at Scarecrow, how is he 'deep and complicated'? The Riddler? Penguin? Mr.Freeze? They're all motivated by only one thing in their lives, and nearly all of their plans and actions consist of the same thing each time. That's not "dedication", that's just boring. And do you honestly want me to believe the JOKER out of all people is 'complicated'? He's really not. All he is is the go-to guy for newer stuff because he's supposed to be insane and survives everything anyway and it never actually matters, and in the end it's still always the same shit. Honestly, HE out of all people is thee MOST boring of the villains. He literally has "Super-crazy" as part of his character description.

They ARE flat, they are NOT complicated, there are just many of them and each of them are so different from eachother; that doesn't necessarily make them rounded.
#10 - Gods damn, Grim Reaper is hot as **** . 02/12/2014 on beautiful lie +1
#26 - This is the exact type of ******** that ruins it … 02/12/2014 on Couldn't Decide +2
#74 - Eh, I nearly always check facts from multiple sources when any… 02/12/2014 on Not sure how to break it to... 0
#72 - *I mean, of course he wanted Germany to win; as he was a big N… 02/12/2014 on Not sure how to break it to... 0
#71 - Section: Berlin Olympics Specifically: &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Not sure how to break it to... +1
User avatar #73 - europe (02/12/2014) [-]
That's not it. But if what that guy wrote is really true then the guide at the stadium in Berlin was spouting shit from his mouth when he said that Hitler practically stomped away in anger when Owens won
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Eh, I nearly always check facts from multiple sources when anyone says something negative about Hitler, as there is just SO MUCH BULLSHIT floating around about him that it isn't even funny.

All I know is that if he said Hitler reacted calmly it wouldn't have reflected well with the press, and that nearly every person who has worked with or beside Hitler has unanimously agreed that he was a very compassionate, soft-spoken, and polite man. He was very passionate, but anger wasn't really something he 'did'; as nearly all of his negative emotions would manifest as sadness or depression.
#54 - Eh. I'm sure your sources are good, sir; but there is honestly…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Not sure how to break it to... +1
User avatar #161 - symustafa (02/12/2014) [-]
Upon seeing Owens winning all the gold medals, he just said something along the lines of black being more primitive and therefore stronger physique. And the reason FDR didn't congratulate Owens was because he didn't want to lose supporters during the election going on at the time.

And the weather thing is what the Germans said was the case. The thing inyourmind said is actually the correct case.
User avatar #210 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
But how would you what the 'correct' case is? Why is the worst scenario always the one that people jump to? Indeed that's what he said, and from those that were asking him about it, he passed it off rather easily with a shrug and seemed more bothered by the fact that a German DIDN'T win than a black man beat a white man.

I know why he didn't congratulate Owens during the Olympics, but that doesn't change the fact that Hitler, and the Nazi's, in Nazi Germany, treated him nicer than anyone in America. Also, regarding Hitler actually leaving so he didn't have to congratulate Owens: Historians have noted that Hitler may have left the games at this time due to looming rain clouds which may have postponed the games. This happened well before Owens was to compete, but has largely come to be believed to be the "snub". It was only propaganda, not actually FACT, that made it seem like Hitler had it in for Owens.
User avatar #57 - inyourmind (02/12/2014) [-]
True there is a lot of crap floating around so it can be hard to decipher. But hey i wouldn't have suspected him to be some terrible creature at a personal level because while his overarching plans and actions were heinous and cruel to say the least, he was still a man and not some monster who enjoyed drinking the blood of children. Still though his death was much deserved.
#4 - Eh, I liked George Carlin a lot, but near the end of his life …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Court +10
#35 - theplogyr (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by the extreme cynicism in Carlin's last years.
User avatar #14 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
Well as he said, he became an old fart, who was "allowed" to complain about the small things. But still in his elder years, he managed to deal with subjects, that still have great relevance to us as humans, and as a society.

I actually prefer Carlin post '89, because he got way better and more critical of his surroundings, his government and such..
User avatar #25 - topoftherock (02/12/2014) [-]
to be more accurate he said he became an "old fuck"
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Being more cynical and critical of things doesn't necessarily make you 'better', it just makes you more extreme.
User avatar #16 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
How is that being extreme?

"Better" is relative.. Better taste, better music, better car..
My opinion is, that from the "What The Fuck Am I Doing In New Jersey"-show and on, he became brilliant to me..
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
By being cynical and more critical of things.

No, standards are subjective, 'better' is not in nearly every occasion as you'd never honestly try to argue that shit is 'better' than steak.

Haha, and good for you. You don't have to justify liking or disliking something; hell, my favourite comedian is Dane Cook and he's considered by many to be awful (much like Nickelback)
User avatar #52 - suckittrebek (02/12/2014) [-]
and HOW is "being cynical and more critical" being extreme? I fail to see your argument..

Then what is better: Steak or Fish? Steak or Chicken? Chicken or Fish?
That is a matter of opinion, and taste.. Therefore, subjective..

Some people hate Nutella, and some will eat it straight from the jar - so that is just a standard, and not "just subjective" ?
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
Umm...really? I'm not sure why you don't get it, but alright: If you're cynical of things, and extremely critical of things, chances are you have a very narrow-minded viewpoint, this viewpoint counts as being "Extreme" as it is so narrow as to not allow any compromise or understanding. Do you get it now?

Well I suppose that would depend on general ratings. Yes, some people can like something bad, but that doesn't mean it's NOT bad. This is why we have critics, and people give ratings, and why we have differing opinions, and somewhere along there we reach an average of how good or bad something is for the common person.

No, because if more people like Nutella than hate it, it's considered "good" for the average person.
User avatar #55 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I still fail to see why that is "extreme", because what is extreme? To a fundamentalist, average behaviour and statements might be too radical and extreme for them. It all depends on the eye of the beholder.
And how is being "cynical" being narrow-minded? Carlin was cynical on A LOT of subjects, so how is that being narrow-minded?

But you can't deal with average.. In average, each person in the world has 1 breast and 1 testicle..
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I abdicate, I'm wrong, I'm done.
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue
#12 - Do you mind? I was trying to read the fact. 02/12/2014 on Impossible! +7

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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