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#160 - oh god...not you again.... no more sleep for me :(... 05/06/2011 on Hide N' Seek +4
#185 - haha, love you to bro. if we were together in person (after ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +1
User avatar #186 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Same.
#193 - will ferrell, i didn't know you were spider-man :D  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2011 on PIMPIN AINT EASY +2
#195 - killerblue (05/06/2011) [-]
#192 - oh will ferrell, you so silly :D 05/06/2011 on PIMPIN AINT EASY +1
#114 - "and so was born the first ninja...." :P  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2011 on Hide N' Seek +43
User avatar #122 - melloickii (05/06/2011) [-]
no that is how chuck noris was conceived
#183 - ya. from the sounds of it, it seems like all you and me need i…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +1
User avatar #184 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
I think I love you man. Not in a gay way, in a bro way.
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
haha, love you to bro. if we were together in person (after our fist fight, which would inevitably erupt after our arguing :P) i would buy you a beer...or five :P
User avatar #186 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Same.
#182 - it's fine. you are too, and a lot better debater then me, that… 05/06/2011 on evil flag +2
#108 - i swear, if Carmen Sandiego and Waldo had a kid...  [+] (12 new replies) 05/06/2011 on Hide N' Seek +93
#221 - killerblue (05/06/2011) [-]
like this
#120 - grandmothernazi (05/06/2011) [-]
They can't

The sperm would never find the egg!
User avatar #874 - Geeforce (05/07/2011) [-]
Wouldn't they have trouble finding EACH OTHER?
#856 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2011) [-]
thats not really a pun...
#846 - N. Korean citizen (05/06/2011) [-]
NIGGER NIGGER NIGER NIGGER NIGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
#843 - grandmothernazi (05/06/2011) [-]
Didn't think people would like that joke so much
#839 - jedipirate (05/06/2011) [-]
Or the penis never finds the vagina?
#216 - holololland (05/06/2011) [-]
#149 - Xan Krieger (05/06/2011) [-]
... Or is it the egg never finds the sperm?
User avatar #110 - zhooker (05/06/2011) [-]
...It would be invisible.
User avatar #114 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
"and so was born the first ninja...." :P
User avatar #122 - melloickii (05/06/2011) [-]
no that is how chuck noris was conceived
#266 - it's......beautiful :D 05/06/2011 on The Perfect Circle +1
#185 - now that kid has some serious swag :D  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2011 on PIMPIN AINT EASY +1
#189 - killerblue (05/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #193 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
will ferrell, i didn't know you were spider-man :D
#195 - killerblue (05/06/2011) [-]
#179 - it's fine. i was having a bad day and had quite a few of my op…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +2
User avatar #181 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Fuck, man. I know exactly how you feel. Shit day at school, Asshole teachers, Girlfriend yells at you for no decernable reason (period), Thesis on some bullshit paper, and to wrap it alllll up, friends fucking hate you for no reason.

I like to think that I am one of the veeeeeeery few smart, sane people in the world, but you give me some hope for humanity.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
ya. from the sounds of it, it seems like all you and me need is a beer, or some tea or whatever. maybe some nice relaxing music. and some laughter (laughter fixes everything :P). but just know that your always accepted here on funnyjunk, and that there is always someone willing to lend an ear. and if not, there's always trolling :P

and i agree with you on that statement. i would honestly like to think i'm smart, but it seems i need to be a lot more wise for the future. so i'll work on that. in any case, thank you, and you give me a lot of hope too :P. i hope you have a wonderful rest of the day, friend. and if you can't, then i hope someone you hate has an even worse day then you :P

User avatar #184 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
I think I love you man. Not in a gay way, in a bro way.
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
haha, love you to bro. if we were together in person (after our fist fight, which would inevitably erupt after our arguing :P) i would buy you a beer...or five :P
User avatar #186 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Same.
#177 - well i'd love to see you supply me with a more official one. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +2
#180 - themanofum (05/06/2011) [-]
You're a good guy, thanks for being mature about things, my dickishness in particular

see the problem with your link is that it's from a guy writing about the guys who were in the situation, from his point of view (second-hand sources, as you know). While I don't know any off-hand, I believe that a first-hand source is the best way of dealing with these things.
User avatar #182 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
it's fine. you are too, and a lot better debater then me, thats for sure. still, i hope i didn't screw up your day beyond anything a beer or good music can't fix :P

ya, i see what you mean. honestly, i didn't really like the link too much myself, but it was the only one i could really find at the time. i will be sure to make a more thorough search later. and thats true as well. nothing better then personal experience :P
#176 - tis cool, buddy. i'll thumb you up anyways  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +2
User avatar #178 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Seriously though, fuck arguing. It can be interesting at times, but it's mostly idiots talking loudly to other idiots. I admit I was being an idiot, but in all fairness, so were you. I apologize.
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
it's fine. i was having a bad day and had quite a few of my opinions rejected at work and school, not the best day

normally, i'm actually a really calm, cool debater, but sometimes i just get frustrated. (i already made a quote about how political/religious arguments sound suspiciously close to playing 5 different songs of 5 different genre's at the exact same time).

and i feel i must apologize as well, for not being better informed and for being unreasonable as well. but i just hope you find out that i can be quite reasonable, and not as much of an ass as i was being back there :P
User avatar #181 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Fuck, man. I know exactly how you feel. Shit day at school, Asshole teachers, Girlfriend yells at you for no decernable reason (period), Thesis on some bullshit paper, and to wrap it alllll up, friends fucking hate you for no reason.

I like to think that I am one of the veeeeeeery few smart, sane people in the world, but you give me some hope for humanity.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
ya. from the sounds of it, it seems like all you and me need is a beer, or some tea or whatever. maybe some nice relaxing music. and some laughter (laughter fixes everything :P). but just know that your always accepted here on funnyjunk, and that there is always someone willing to lend an ear. and if not, there's always trolling :P

and i agree with you on that statement. i would honestly like to think i'm smart, but it seems i need to be a lot more wise for the future. so i'll work on that. in any case, thank you, and you give me a lot of hope too :P. i hope you have a wonderful rest of the day, friend. and if you can't, then i hope someone you hate has an even worse day then you :P

User avatar #184 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
I think I love you man. Not in a gay way, in a bro way.
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
haha, love you to bro. if we were together in person (after our fist fight, which would inevitably erupt after our arguing :P) i would buy you a beer...or five :P
User avatar #186 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Same.
#174 - my bad 05/06/2011 on evil flag +2
#171 - A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2011 on evil flag +1
User avatar #172 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Oh, my bad. I was thinking of 'Onomatopoeia.' Being a grammar Nazi is hard sometimes.
User avatar #176 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
tis cool, buddy. i'll thumb you up anyways
User avatar #178 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Seriously though, fuck arguing. It can be interesting at times, but it's mostly idiots talking loudly to other idiots. I admit I was being an idiot, but in all fairness, so were you. I apologize.
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
it's fine. i was having a bad day and had quite a few of my opinions rejected at work and school, not the best day

normally, i'm actually a really calm, cool debater, but sometimes i just get frustrated. (i already made a quote about how political/religious arguments sound suspiciously close to playing 5 different songs of 5 different genre's at the exact same time).

and i feel i must apologize as well, for not being better informed and for being unreasonable as well. but i just hope you find out that i can be quite reasonable, and not as much of an ass as i was being back there :P
User avatar #181 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Fuck, man. I know exactly how you feel. Shit day at school, Asshole teachers, Girlfriend yells at you for no decernable reason (period), Thesis on some bullshit paper, and to wrap it alllll up, friends fucking hate you for no reason.

I like to think that I am one of the veeeeeeery few smart, sane people in the world, but you give me some hope for humanity.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
ya. from the sounds of it, it seems like all you and me need is a beer, or some tea or whatever. maybe some nice relaxing music. and some laughter (laughter fixes everything :P). but just know that your always accepted here on funnyjunk, and that there is always someone willing to lend an ear. and if not, there's always trolling :P

and i agree with you on that statement. i would honestly like to think i'm smart, but it seems i need to be a lot more wise for the future. so i'll work on that. in any case, thank you, and you give me a lot of hope too :P. i hope you have a wonderful rest of the day, friend. and if you can't, then i hope someone you hate has an even worse day then you :P

User avatar #184 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
I think I love you man. Not in a gay way, in a bro way.
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
haha, love you to bro. if we were together in person (after our fist fight, which would inevitably erupt after our arguing :P) i would buy you a beer...or five :P
User avatar #186 - killaoflolzz (05/06/2011) [-]
Same.
#162 - i would say the exact same thing after a 10 minuet wave of nos… 05/06/2011 on ANCIENT MONITOR APPEARS! +1
#213 - i could only DREAM of being as rebellious as this man... 05/06/2011 on government payback +4
#95 - awwe, thanks :P 05/06/2011 on Random Picdump 2 +2
#64 - i think disney subliminally promotes porn... 05/06/2011 on Funny Comp. -2
#91 - oh random ass assortment of pictures. you so funny :D 05/06/2011 on Random Picdump 2 0
#89 - neither is this picture. thumbs down :D  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2011 on Random Picdump 2 +8
#94 - ickistickivicki (05/06/2011) [-]
your silly :)
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
awwe, thanks :P
#204 - good on ya, mate. i think i'm gonna start watching some comedy…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2011 on Reactions! +1
User avatar #206 - inglipbewithyou (05/06/2011) [-]
good idea! time to kick up some A7X
#168 - did you read the report i sent you? 05/06/2011 on evil flag +1
#194 - that is fabulous  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2011 on Reactions! +2
User avatar #200 - McGUYVER (05/06/2011) [-]
im still on the toilet
User avatar #210 - McGUYVER (05/06/2011) [-]
i basically sharted and then jolted to the jon hoping it wouldnt slide down the side of my pants
#193 - oh well. a man can dream :)  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2011 on Reactions! +1
User avatar #198 - inglipbewithyou (05/06/2011) [-]
i think we try it...starting now! *gets recliner chair* not giving a fuck starting now.
User avatar #204 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2011) [-]
good on ya, mate. i think i'm gonna start watching some comedy channel :P (while browsing funnyjunk, of course)
User avatar #206 - inglipbewithyou (05/06/2011) [-]
good idea! time to kick up some A7X

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#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
User avatar #457 to #456 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Well hello there, cutie
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took fucking YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
User avatar #425 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
CONFUCKINGRATS
User avatar #426 to #435 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#423 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
User avatar #424 to #433 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#418 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
User avatar #419 to #428 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#420 to #429 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
User avatar #421 to #430 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
User avatar #391 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #392 to #401 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
User avatar #393 to #402 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
stop fapping
User avatar #394 to #403 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
#395 to #404 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
im watching
#415 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
User avatar #416 to #425 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/30/2011) [-]
GAH
User avatar #417 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
User avatar #396 to #405 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
User avatar #397 to #406 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
.....keep going
User avatar #400 to #407 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
User avatar #401 to #410 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/20/2011) [-]
eeewww i wass jokeignman
User avatar #402 to #411 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
User avatar #403 to #412 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
THE FUCK
User avatar #404 to #413 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #405 to #414 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
you fapped all day....thinking i was watching?
are yo utrying to tell me somthing
User avatar #406 to #415 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
User avatar #408 to #417 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
User avatar #409 to #418 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
......was joke agin



the fuck man
User avatar #410 to #419 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
User avatar #411 to #420 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
gay
User avatar #413 to #421 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
User avatar #414 to #423 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/26/2011) [-]
was shoooopppeeedddd
User avatar #412 to #421 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch
User avatar #389 to #398 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/15/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard
User avatar #386 - BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-]
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
User avatar #387 to #396 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/10/2011) [-]
indeed it has. hey buddy, how's it going? :)
#384 - spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-]
Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
User avatar #385 to #394 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/08/2011) [-]
haha, well i am so glad it did :P

WHAT??? but thats no fun :P
User avatar #378 - Klondyke (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting level 28 on purely comments! :D
User avatar #379 to #388 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. it's nice to be appreciated for the effort :P

in all honesty, i don't even want any fame, i just want someone else to appreciate the trouble :P
User avatar #373 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
you finnally got an avitar!
User avatar #374 to #383 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)

(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
User avatar #376 to #384 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
meh i have a few but to lazy right now
User avatar #377 to #386 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, we shall discuss it later then, my friend :D
User avatar #366 - XboxJunky (05/07/2011) [-]
Congratulations Captain.
User avatar #372 to #376 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i really do appreciate all of these congrats i'm getting. it makes me feel good inside :P

also, i hope your having an awesome day, anyways :)
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