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#9 - Well realistically, a nuclear bomb gets a perfect headshot eve… 03/08/2014 on (untitled) +2
#25 - It's funny that, much like with blacks and slavery, the Holoca…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on John Adams 0
User avatar #32 - metalmind (03/08/2014) [-]
No, they were at least as powerful before the holocaust.
#39 - theism (03/08/2014) [-]
No they weren't. They held secure economic positions but lacked social leverage. People really didn't like the jews then.
User avatar #52 - metalmind (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, and a lot of people really like jews now.

Plus what they lacked in sympathy for them they made up by beeing rich.
They were doing good before, and were powerful before.

And the reason that there are so many Jewish bankers and powerful people in America are that firstly, Jews are, thanks to beeing generally better educated than the average people, since they usually recieved a separate, better education than non Jewish people. Also, historically pretty much the only job jews were allowed to practice in a lot of countries were those of bankers, moneylenders, sometimes merchants, and later academics. And that tradition has often carried on, since they didn't have many options.
Also they inherited a lot of wealth since that better education generally meant that they knew how to handle money better.
And also: I would considder people who can control kings and rulers, since they owed them gigantic amounts of money, or people who control key positions in the economy as powerful and successful.
#44 - It just sounds like a weaboo comment is all; and one that had … 03/08/2014 on Is the bible Kanye West? +2
#32 - Howdy. 03/08/2014 on lolollo's profile 0
#31 - Hey 03/08/2014 on lolollo's profile 0
#30 - Hola 03/08/2014 on lolollo's profile 0
#29 - Greetings. 03/08/2014 on lolollo's profile 0
#81 - Good evening. 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#79 - Hello.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#77 - Sup.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#75 - Yo.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#76 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Sup.
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#73 - Hi.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#74 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Yo.
#76 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Sup.
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#71 - Well you obviously care enough to come back and reply, anyways.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#72 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi.
#74 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Yo.
#76 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Sup.
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#69 - So just to get this straight, you can't offer back a good rebu…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#70 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Well you obviously care enough to come back and reply, anyways.
#72 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi.
#74 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Yo.
#76 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Sup.
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#67 - >I told you the comic wasn't about anxiety disorders I …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#68 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
Anxiety is a generic emotion. Or what, does everyone who feels depressed have major depressive disorder? Do you even know what emotion i-

Wait, what am I saying? I don't give a shit. This is an internet fight from a week ago. Have a nice life.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
So just to get this straight, you can't offer back a good rebuttle...so instead you choose to leave...and still believe you're the big dog.

Good lords, man; I at least admitted I didn't read your comment. The least you can do is taking your head out of your ass; seriously, nobody's around, nobody will see it. It's okay.
#70 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Well you obviously care enough to come back and reply, anyways.
#72 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi.
#74 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Yo.
#76 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Sup.
#78 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello.
#80 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening.
#66 - If you'll be so kind as to read my comment again, you'll find … 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#65 - I just remembered it myself and it suddenly got on my nerves. … 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
#63 - You mistake me, friend. I wasn't judging people with Anxiety D…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #82 - joethebeast (03/09/2014) [-]
its all good, and i apologize for the attack posture i took, it was just damn tough for me for a good portion of my life, and alot of people didn't understand it, i lost a few friends because of it, they thought it was weird and thought i was crazy, and it hurt alot, for years, and again, i apologize, its just i had a rather severe case and i ssometimes tend to have a fiery rebuttal with topics such as this, my bad
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (03/09/2014) [-]
It's fine, you took the natural response; it was just a misunderstanding. I sympathize with your struggles, and assure you that you are better to lose those friends early so that you can gain more who will stand by you no matter what. Are you well, now?
#62 - So then what does it matter if it's been a week?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #64 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
You continued the conversation after a week. I'd already forgotten it. It's weird.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Ready to continue now?
#85 - lolollo (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You already posted that.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (03/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's my favorite.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
I just remembered it myself and it suddenly got on my nerves. You're still dodging my comment though
#60 - I wasn't aware that made you less of a dickhead. I'll be sure …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #61 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
My dickheadedness is a universal constant. I didn't realize that was under scrutiny.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
So then what does it matter if it's been a week?
User avatar #64 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
You continued the conversation after a week. I'd already forgotten it. It's weird.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Ready to continue now?
#85 - lolollo (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You already posted that.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (03/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's my favorite.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
I just remembered it myself and it suddenly got on my nerves. You're still dodging my comment though
#42 - Nobody can help them get anywhere. One of the points of being … 03/08/2014 on I agree with this 0
#58 - It's funny, isn't it. I willingly abdicate my argument in favo…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Anxiety 0
User avatar #59 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
It's also been a week.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware that made you less of a dickhead. I'll be sure to tell the Jews that next time someone's a bit miffed about the Holocaust.
User avatar #61 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
My dickheadedness is a universal constant. I didn't realize that was under scrutiny.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
So then what does it matter if it's been a week?
User avatar #64 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
You continued the conversation after a week. I'd already forgotten it. It's weird.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2014) [-]
Ready to continue now?
#85 - lolollo (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2014) [-]
You already posted that.
User avatar #87 - lolollo (03/14/2014) [-]
I know, it's my favorite.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
I just remembered it myself and it suddenly got on my nerves. You're still dodging my comment though
#35 - It is if you're not actually there. Seriously, getting upset b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on I agree with this 0
User avatar #41 - wersand (03/08/2014) [-]
Well you simply calling them cynical little shits won't get you or them anywhere. If you want them start working towards doing things, teach them how to get stuff done. The reason you think all teenagers act like whiny little brats is because it seems you think that of them all before you meet them.

Worrying about global issues is a very valid thing, and lots of teenagers have found ways to increase knowledge of global issues and some are even inventors and scientists.

I'm sure lots of teenagers are self-absorbed, but you can't curse them all because a few of them suck and want attention, and then again, what's wrong with wanting a little attention, maybe the attention they need is being denied them elsewhere.

A lot of adults never grow out of that phase either.
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Nobody can help them get anywhere. One of the points of being cynical is not really listening to the advice others give you because you believe you know better; which is another thing many teenagers have.

I do, I'm willing to help or teach anyone who asks, but I don't waste my time with people who are unwilling to listen (I even wrote an entire book detailing how to make the best out of your life. It's on my Facebook Page if you want to see it). No, the reason I think most teenagers are whiny brats is because most of them are, and that I've been a teenager myself and understand the thought process, and that I have a wonderful little power called "Observation".

Good for them.

Eh, excusing negative behaviour doesn't make it any less negative. In any case it's far more than a few on a regular basis.

I never said they did. Many people are like that because it's easier to assume everything is bad than cut between what is right and wrong.

You seem to misunderstand what I'm saying, sir; I don't think all teenagers are shitty, I think most are...because they are. That's the age where you try to define yourself and push limits and boundaries and see where you're comfortable and where you can really choose where you want to be as an individual; the problem is many of them do this in negative ways. The creator of this picture criticizes adults because they do not view things the way he would prefer them to, when the very thing he misses is that that exact thing is why most adults criticize teenagers. He is literally a perfect example of why people say they're shit.
#65 - And for those who argue that the fetus is part of the woman un…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Fetus vs Baby!! +1
#67 - miscarriage (03/08/2014) [-]
#29 - The reason why nobody takes teenagers seriously is because you…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on I agree with this +1
User avatar #33 - wersand (03/08/2014) [-]
War in the middle east is pretty trivial. Who care about religious tolerance and killing girls for going to school.

Seems like you either spent to much time around the wrong teenagers, or you're just describing what your teenage years were like.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
It is if you're not actually there. Seriously, getting upset because some OTHER place is shit is only asking to be distressed; and if they honestly cared they would try to work toward a better world for everyone.

I spent a lot of time around a lot of teenagers, and all it taught me is some people are willing to do anything for attention. And I admit, I was a cynical little shit in my teenage years, because nearly everyone is; the difference is I grew out of it and realize that I'm more productive actually DOING something than just sitting around and moping about it. What's your excuse?
User avatar #41 - wersand (03/08/2014) [-]
Well you simply calling them cynical little shits won't get you or them anywhere. If you want them start working towards doing things, teach them how to get stuff done. The reason you think all teenagers act like whiny little brats is because it seems you think that of them all before you meet them.

Worrying about global issues is a very valid thing, and lots of teenagers have found ways to increase knowledge of global issues and some are even inventors and scientists.

I'm sure lots of teenagers are self-absorbed, but you can't curse them all because a few of them suck and want attention, and then again, what's wrong with wanting a little attention, maybe the attention they need is being denied them elsewhere.

A lot of adults never grow out of that phase either.
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2014) [-]
Nobody can help them get anywhere. One of the points of being cynical is not really listening to the advice others give you because you believe you know better; which is another thing many teenagers have.

I do, I'm willing to help or teach anyone who asks, but I don't waste my time with people who are unwilling to listen (I even wrote an entire book detailing how to make the best out of your life. It's on my Facebook Page if you want to see it). No, the reason I think most teenagers are whiny brats is because most of them are, and that I've been a teenager myself and understand the thought process, and that I have a wonderful little power called "Observation".

Good for them.

Eh, excusing negative behaviour doesn't make it any less negative. In any case it's far more than a few on a regular basis.

I never said they did. Many people are like that because it's easier to assume everything is bad than cut between what is right and wrong.

You seem to misunderstand what I'm saying, sir; I don't think all teenagers are shitty, I think most are...because they are. That's the age where you try to define yourself and push limits and boundaries and see where you're comfortable and where you can really choose where you want to be as an individual; the problem is many of them do this in negative ways. The creator of this picture criticizes adults because they do not view things the way he would prefer them to, when the very thing he misses is that that exact thing is why most adults criticize teenagers. He is literally a perfect example of why people say they're shit.

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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