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#60 - Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejacula… 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -2
#55 - I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt. Or…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#53 - Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#50 - "You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#48 - Says the guy who rips on 4chan You're a hungry hungry…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#44 - "Oh no, someone ripped on a Tumblr user, this is absolute…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #46 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
It's overdone, boring, stale and annoying now. Find some new bandwagon to hate on.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Says the guy who rips on 4chan

You're a hungry hungry hippo-crite!
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#43 - I already told you, I'm not having a tantrum, but you're reply… 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
#33 - They tend to. It's just that it seems so many of their users t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #35 - procrasturbate (04/01/2014) [-]
Itsh how shey expresh themshelves
#31 - And you seem to be starving for attention.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #42 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
sorry man, I ain't the one having a tantrum because someone said they spat out their coffee
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I already told you, I'm not having a tantrum, but you're replying multiple times to get the exact same message across.
#305 - Thank you very much! That's why I included him helping her wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +3
User avatar #407 - johnri (04/03/2014) [-]
I think one way you might be able to fix that is just by having a few simple 1 or 2 frame scenes such as MC walking/driving girl to school, visiting grocery shops, playing outside, just simple activities that can show how close are with each other. Other than that, your comic idea seems pretty good, really enjoyed reading from beginning to end.
#30 - I didn't have a hissy fit. He didn't understand the concept of…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -1
User avatar #41 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm talking about how you took a hissy fit because someone said that they spat out their coffee.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"Oh no, someone ripped on a Tumblr user, this is absolutely absurd and unheard of on our little site of Funnyjunk!"
User avatar #46 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
It's overdone, boring, stale and annoying now. Find some new bandwagon to hate on.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Says the guy who rips on 4chan

You're a hungry hungry hippo-crite!
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#27 - Exactly, because so many people often use them for...well, non… 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. 0
#26 - >What is 'mocking'  [+] (14 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. 0
User avatar #29 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
You had a complete hissy fit because someone said a common statement about spittakes
calm down pl0x
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I didn't have a hissy fit. He didn't understand the concept of "thinking out loud" and I really didn't feel like getting into an argument, so I just said "Alright, you win".
User avatar #41 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm talking about how you took a hissy fit because someone said that they spat out their coffee.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"Oh no, someone ripped on a Tumblr user, this is absolutely absurd and unheard of on our little site of Funnyjunk!"
User avatar #46 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
It's overdone, boring, stale and annoying now. Find some new bandwagon to hate on.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Says the guy who rips on 4chan

You're a hungry hungry hippo-crite!
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#281 - You're thinking about it too hard, young man. This is a light …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #282 - bababadsheep (04/01/2014) [-]
I suppose, but I have an earnest and serious nature that gets the best of me sometimes. Meh, we can cross these bridges when we get to them.
#8 - Alright, fine. Sure. 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. 0
#6 - One, the spoiler is completely unnecessary and overused.…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -4
User avatar #17 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
You are a hungry, hungry hippo-crite.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
>What is 'mocking'
User avatar #29 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
You had a complete hissy fit because someone said a common statement about spittakes
calm down pl0x
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I didn't have a hissy fit. He didn't understand the concept of "thinking out loud" and I really didn't feel like getting into an argument, so I just said "Alright, you win".
User avatar #41 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm talking about how you took a hissy fit because someone said that they spat out their coffee.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"Oh no, someone ripped on a Tumblr user, this is absolutely absurd and unheard of on our little site of Funnyjunk!"
User avatar #46 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
It's overdone, boring, stale and annoying now. Find some new bandwagon to hate on.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Says the guy who rips on 4chan

You're a hungry hungry hippo-crite!
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#11 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
The funny thing Senketsu dies about Soylent Green is people the spoiler Tyler Durden is just Edward Norton's character's alter ego is that Eren Jaeger is not only a Titan, it is theorized that he ate his father upon first transforming after being injected with whatever was in that needle I've actually used Elizabeth dies at the end of Burial at Sea them for their intended purpose multiple times, yet John doesn't die at the end of John Dies at the End people always click them, see the spoiler, and get Jon Snow is kill pissed.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Exactly, because so many people often use them for...well, non spoilers. Just little funny quips.
User avatar #7 - zerokiller (04/01/2014) [-]
I've never used that "joke" if you could even call it that. It just sounds like you're yelling at a picture on the internet. I disagree, I don't think it's over used and I think it has plenty of uses. Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader and kids love cinnamon toast crunch because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Alright, fine. Sure.
#3 - "I spit out my coffee" no you ******* d…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Well it would hurt a little.. -6
User avatar #32 - procrasturbate (04/01/2014) [-]
They got you feeling some type of way?
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
They tend to. It's just that it seems so many of their users try so hard to 'be' part of something that just isn't worth being a part of.
User avatar #35 - procrasturbate (04/01/2014) [-]
Itsh how shey expresh themshelves
User avatar #18 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
oh shit
back off everyone
he mad
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
And you seem to be starving for attention.
User avatar #42 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
sorry man, I ain't the one having a tantrum because someone said they spat out their coffee
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I already told you, I'm not having a tantrum, but you're replying multiple times to get the exact same message across.
User avatar #5 - zerokiller (04/01/2014) [-]
You do know the person who wrote that can't read what you wrote, right?
#23 - adamks (04/01/2014) [-]
How can you tell that he is severly analfabetic from that message? Am I missing something?
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
One, the spoiler is completely unnecessary and overused. Two, yes, I am well aware that they cannot hear or read what I wrote over the vast gulf of expanse that is the internet. It's a joke, and one that many people do all the time when posting comments in content, and something I'm sure you've done as well.
User avatar #17 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
You are a hungry, hungry hippo-crite.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
>What is 'mocking'
User avatar #29 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
You had a complete hissy fit because someone said a common statement about spittakes
calm down pl0x
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I didn't have a hissy fit. He didn't understand the concept of "thinking out loud" and I really didn't feel like getting into an argument, so I just said "Alright, you win".
User avatar #41 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm talking about how you took a hissy fit because someone said that they spat out their coffee.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"Oh no, someone ripped on a Tumblr user, this is absolutely absurd and unheard of on our little site of Funnyjunk!"
User avatar #46 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
It's overdone, boring, stale and annoying now. Find some new bandwagon to hate on.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Says the guy who rips on 4chan

You're a hungry hungry hippo-crite!
User avatar #49 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look, sure, if it means this much to you. You win this argument. You're making no sense and frankly I'm tired.
You can see this as a defeat or as me running away or as whatever the fuck you want to make yourself seem the hero in your head but in reality, I just cba.
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
"You just shot my argument out of the water, and now I'm going to make it pretend like I actually have an argument but I'm stepping down gracefully. Please believe me!"

Also, if you hadn't noticed before, I told the other guy in this thread "Alright, you win" for the exact same reason you did. I was tired and didn't feel like continuing, and then you came along with your cunty, pretentious attitude and now that you're in the same position, you're acting like a victim against some prick with an awful attitude. Well I am a prick, and I do have an awful attiude, but that doesn't change the fact that you will always be a (now hypocritical) cunt.

~Ta-ta!~
User avatar #51 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Look
You made an overused comment about how someone on Tumblr is talking bullshit because they said they spat out their coffee, which, frankly, isn't hard to believe.
You then say that spoilers are overused and pointless, I called you a hypocrite because you're comment was overused and pointless. You then say something about mocking which made so sense, then I said you had a hissy fit.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh? I thought you said you were leaving because you were tired. Unless of course you just said that as an excuse and have too big an ego to swallow your pride.

It is, considering the joke made wasn't funny, and the comments after it were incredibly forced. Which is something I believe you pointed out in other content too, actually (not necessarily Tumblr ones, though).

They are over-used because more often than not they're never used for actual spoilers. A comment itself always has a point, actually; and mine was to convey feelings. The point of a spoiler is to protect the "spoiling" of something.

I thought the "hypocrite" part was directed toward me using a spoiler to tell the other guy spoilers were over-used.
User avatar #54 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
We already covered that first part. Sure, you were right. I'm a pussy.

The joke being funny or not is completely opinionated. I found it funny, you didn't. Your loss.

Lighten up, people are having fun. Don't shit on other peoples parades and not expect them to cough it back up in your face.

That was a misunderstanding, not your fault.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pussy, but you ARE a cunt.

Or maybe you have shitty tastes in humour.

This is a comment on a massive comments section, I can say whatever I like as that is the whole point to it, and people can thumb me up or down as they see fit, it really doesn't matter.
User avatar #56 - finblob (04/01/2014) [-]
Ok, sure
Maybe I do
So why the fuck did you call out that persons comment as bullshit? Its their opinion, and if youre going to reply "because my opinion is that their comment was stupid" dont bother.
Anyway, I dont know why im staying up to "debate" with you, im goung to bed, im having to type this on a mobile so excuse ant spelling mistakes before you call me out as an asshole for having bad grammar. If you want this argument to continue, dont expect any reply until tommorow.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Seriously? "If if guys came coffee. I'll have one ejaculatte please". That's funny? You have fun with that? Have a good, rip-roaring time? Laughed so hard your ribs hurt or was it just a light chuckle? It's no different than just "What if the sun was a grape? That's where raisins would come from" "OMG I'M CRYING!!!"

Seriously? You're saying that even though you kinda literally replied the exact same thing to me in calling me a hypocrite, and that I was freaking out, doing the exact opposite of "If you're just going to insult them, don't even reply"? Do you even read what you write or do you forget every other comment once you make a new one?

I don't care if it continues because it's barely a debate, it's just you making horrid justifications because you realize you have no argument. You said you were going to bed three comments ago, or are you going to stay up and try to save your pride again?
#11 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
The funny thing Senketsu dies about Soylent Green is people the spoiler Tyler Durden is just Edward Norton's character's alter ego is that Eren Jaeger is not only a Titan, it is theorized that he ate his father upon first transforming after being injected with whatever was in that needle I've actually used Elizabeth dies at the end of Burial at Sea them for their intended purpose multiple times, yet John doesn't die at the end of John Dies at the End people always click them, see the spoiler, and get Jon Snow is kill pissed.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Exactly, because so many people often use them for...well, non spoilers. Just little funny quips.
User avatar #7 - zerokiller (04/01/2014) [-]
I've never used that "joke" if you could even call it that. It just sounds like you're yelling at a picture on the internet. I disagree, I don't think it's over used and I think it has plenty of uses. Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader and kids love cinnamon toast crunch because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Alright, fine. Sure.
#273 - This just sounds so brutal, and coupled with your picture I ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #352 - gtocforyou (04/02/2014) [-]
Appreciate the feedback! I have high hopes for either of my stories.
#272 - Everything in life is a cliche. It needs sexual tension or it'… 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
#271 - Hmm, I'm afraid I can't judge this too much as it seems not as…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #274 - cosmicapprentice (04/01/2014) [-]
>Implying it's legal guardianship. huehuehue
#270 - I like your idea, and I like the promoting of the website (fac…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #279 - bababadsheep (04/01/2014) [-]
I agree, there wasn't quiet enough for a conviction. I was racking my brain for a way to build that up without being real and ended up having to do a lot of fruitless research on catching child predators. I figured there was a couple options, like her sending him lewd photos, drawing on the made up sexual tensions between users that I get to experience as a boardfag, and I don't know what else. I figure I might actually have to watch some episodes of the show now to figure out what they do.

Arrrg, this is the weakest link right now. But I can't figure out how to reforge it for the life of me.
User avatar #447 - johnri (04/05/2014) [-]
If I may be of help, I might have thought up a possible scenario to fix up that link(huge maybe), in a humorous sort of way too. Although this also replaces most of the endings in your story.(Be aware, I thought this up in 2 minutes)

What you might be able to do is have MC meet a character that actually seems to look like the Loli but this character would often hide her face from time to time with a hat. The MC would often take this as her being a tsundere, and extremely cute so he finds more of a linking between them. After meeting a couple of times and so, MC initiates the "discussion" and Loli willingly agrees, they both walk into a love hotel at the recommendation of the Loli, because she said she always wondered what the place looked like on the inside. A few seconds after closing the door, the Loli then removes her hat and the rest of her clothes and Boom, motherfucking Chris Hansen(with his clothes on of course).
User avatar #281 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
You're thinking about it too hard, young man. This is a light hearted and humours comic, it doesn't necessarily have to make sense. Like a writer suggested below, Chris Hanson could literally just pop out of the fridge and just stare menacingly at the viewer (which we must include as well, by the way. A "You're next" thing. That was the entire point)

Do not thing that you HAVE to match any expectations, just write and put passion into it, and it will turn into something lovely that we can all work with
User avatar #282 - bababadsheep (04/01/2014) [-]
I suppose, but I have an earnest and serious nature that gets the best of me sometimes. Meh, we can cross these bridges when we get to them.
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User avatar #300 - magellen (04/01/2014) [-]
You've got a nice concept here! Takes basically everything we need for the comic to work and makes it fit nicely in an openly 'hentai' scenario. The only problem that I could see coming out of this one is it seems that the apartment would be the only main setting (unless we were to illustrate MC going out to the store) and I feel as though this may limit the story. But I'm sure we could all figure something out if we do go with this one. Anyway, it is definitely a good scenario.
User avatar #305 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Thank you very much! That's why I included him helping her with many assignments, so they would go out into the world and see it themselves, hands on, rather than staying inside and just reading books. So they would explore many different places and you could see them in different scenes, I just didn't choose them because I figured the artists should do that.
User avatar #407 - johnri (04/03/2014) [-]
I think one way you might be able to fix that is just by having a few simple 1 or 2 frame scenes such as MC walking/driving girl to school, visiting grocery shops, playing outside, just simple activities that can show how close are with each other. Other than that, your comic idea seems pretty good, really enjoyed reading from beginning to end.
#268 - And finds that not only has she been watching porn and going o…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #269 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Good pre-fapping and edging (before we break their hearts) and misunderstandings provide for the light-hearted humour and slapstick about just how easily things can be misunderstood or go wrong.

And, perhaps the best part, ALL of it is SFW while alluding to sexual nature and nobody gets banned!
User avatar #300 - magellen (04/01/2014) [-]
You've got a nice concept here! Takes basically everything we need for the comic to work and makes it fit nicely in an openly 'hentai' scenario. The only problem that I could see coming out of this one is it seems that the apartment would be the only main setting (unless we were to illustrate MC going out to the store) and I feel as though this may limit the story. But I'm sure we could all figure something out if we do go with this one. Anyway, it is definitely a good scenario.
User avatar #305 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Thank you very much! That's why I included him helping her with many assignments, so they would go out into the world and see it themselves, hands on, rather than staying inside and just reading books. So they would explore many different places and you could see them in different scenes, I just didn't choose them because I figured the artists should do that.
User avatar #407 - johnri (04/03/2014) [-]
I think one way you might be able to fix that is just by having a few simple 1 or 2 frame scenes such as MC walking/driving girl to school, visiting grocery shops, playing outside, just simple activities that can show how close are with each other. Other than that, your comic idea seems pretty good, really enjoyed reading from beginning to end.
#267 - Alright, I won't set out the physical appearances of the chara…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +4
User avatar #268 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
And finds that not only has she been watching porn and going on all these erotic sites, but she's also been chatting with many men regarding sex and sexual interactions (which explains her more 'erotic' behaviour as of late, including her dress, ect). He, of course, is very upset and concerned for her well being while she doesn't understand the problem and claims that she was curious because he didn't want to do anything. He feels guilty, sees that it is his fault for not properly educating her, and with face red he resolves to teach her about sex and love properly (nothing sexual to his intentions either. It would literally be like a regular sex ed class). He goes to the store and buys lube, condoms, bananas, romance/sex magazines, things like that in order to provide the best education, and hurries back to his apartment and opens the door only to find Chris Hansen and his crew.

While the loli has been watching porn, the neighbours heard and believed he was the one making her watch it as well as dress that way and act that way, and that they were having sex while the parents were gone. They checked the computer and found all the websites and conversations (which she SURELY couldn't have found herself...) And when he comes back with more condoms and all these different toys with a red and giddy face (from nervousness at educating her in a subject he isn't even very familiar with), it seals the deal that he is a pedophile for them and they assume that he was going to kink the place up or something and take him into custody, all while he screams on about his innocence and that it's just a misunderstanding, leaving his fate unknown.

I enjoy it because it easily goes through many things we might have trouble writing, including how they meet, where he works, what he does, ect. and the relationship they have. It builds a connection to the characters because of their completely platonic connection to eachother, and the constant 'ecchi' material provides........
User avatar #269 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Good pre-fapping and edging (before we break their hearts) and misunderstandings provide for the light-hearted humour and slapstick about just how easily things can be misunderstood or go wrong.

And, perhaps the best part, ALL of it is SFW while alluding to sexual nature and nobody gets banned!
User avatar #300 - magellen (04/01/2014) [-]
You've got a nice concept here! Takes basically everything we need for the comic to work and makes it fit nicely in an openly 'hentai' scenario. The only problem that I could see coming out of this one is it seems that the apartment would be the only main setting (unless we were to illustrate MC going out to the store) and I feel as though this may limit the story. But I'm sure we could all figure something out if we do go with this one. Anyway, it is definitely a good scenario.
User avatar #305 - captainfuckitall (04/01/2014) [-]
Thank you very much! That's why I included him helping her with many assignments, so they would go out into the world and see it themselves, hands on, rather than staying inside and just reading books. So they would explore many different places and you could see them in different scenes, I just didn't choose them because I figured the artists should do that.
User avatar #407 - johnri (04/03/2014) [-]
I think one way you might be able to fix that is just by having a few simple 1 or 2 frame scenes such as MC walking/driving girl to school, visiting grocery shops, playing outside, just simple activities that can show how close are with each other. Other than that, your comic idea seems pretty good, really enjoyed reading from beginning to end.
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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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