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#45 - Are you sure? The higher you get the more challenges you face,…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I think a lot of u guys... 0
User avatar #72 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Not that any of that really matters though. I know I shouldn't do nothing the way I do now, I just absolutely can't muster the will to give a fuck.
User avatar #70 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll give you an example then. About a year ago, the owner of the diner I worked at made me the manager for the night shift. I really liked the job and it was decent money, but I needed more so I got a second job that also payed pretty well and had good health benefits. Since things were going well and I had money to spare, I went back to school and started taking classes again. Then out of nowhere I got sick. Like unbelievably sick. I had a 100+ degree fever every day and for some fuck-all reason that shit lasted 3 months. During those 3 months, I lost control of the workload I set for myself because I didn't expect to get sick because I NEVER get sick. The second job I got was physically demanding and moving 40-80 pound boxes when you have no sleep, a fever, and it feels like all your muscles are detaching from your body is not fun but I stuck with it figuring the sickness had to go away eventually. I took so much ibuprofen I'm surprised my kidney didn't fail (or whatever the fuck ibuprofen fucks with). Unfortunately, I was so exhausted from all the work and fever plus classes that I fucked up on my manager job. I was tired and thought I locked up the safe but apparently didn't and someone stole money from it. The owner knew I wouldn't do that and didn't fire me, but I still had to take responsibility for it and pay the money back, which cost me all the money I had been killing myself to save up. I ended up quitting the job after that because I wasn't any less tired and couldn't afford to make the mistake again. I got depressed again and then my grades suffered and I had to drop some classes. All in all, it was a lot of effort on my part and literal suffering and I had nothing to show for it. Since then I've been pretty bummed (read horribly depressed) and haven't done anything. The last several years have just been cycles like that and I'm just tired of it.
User avatar #95 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
I think you getting that sick is your body's way of telling you that you are taking on too much at once. Try again with less workload, just 2 jobs would be tiring enough, I would think.
User avatar #96 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
or 1 job and classes
#42 - If it makes you feel any better, nearly every teenager is the …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I think a lot of u guys... 0
User avatar #44 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
It's not that I don't want to work for it. It's that every time I make an honest effort and things start to look better, something ridiculous happens and I'm right back to square one or worse. I kinda got it in my head that if all paths lead to Shitsburg, might as well take the one that doesn't require extra effort.
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2014) [-]
Are you sure? The higher you get the more challenges you face, and that's a simple truth about life. If things didn't constantly try to blow you away, everyone would be rich and successful, and then there'd be nothing WORTH striving for.

I know plenty of people who said the exact same thing that you did, that every time they tried, they failed. Yet I cannot count a single one of them who gave an honest effort to an action after a week.
User avatar #72 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Not that any of that really matters though. I know I shouldn't do nothing the way I do now, I just absolutely can't muster the will to give a fuck.
User avatar #70 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll give you an example then. About a year ago, the owner of the diner I worked at made me the manager for the night shift. I really liked the job and it was decent money, but I needed more so I got a second job that also payed pretty well and had good health benefits. Since things were going well and I had money to spare, I went back to school and started taking classes again. Then out of nowhere I got sick. Like unbelievably sick. I had a 100+ degree fever every day and for some fuck-all reason that shit lasted 3 months. During those 3 months, I lost control of the workload I set for myself because I didn't expect to get sick because I NEVER get sick. The second job I got was physically demanding and moving 40-80 pound boxes when you have no sleep, a fever, and it feels like all your muscles are detaching from your body is not fun but I stuck with it figuring the sickness had to go away eventually. I took so much ibuprofen I'm surprised my kidney didn't fail (or whatever the fuck ibuprofen fucks with). Unfortunately, I was so exhausted from all the work and fever plus classes that I fucked up on my manager job. I was tired and thought I locked up the safe but apparently didn't and someone stole money from it. The owner knew I wouldn't do that and didn't fire me, but I still had to take responsibility for it and pay the money back, which cost me all the money I had been killing myself to save up. I ended up quitting the job after that because I wasn't any less tired and couldn't afford to make the mistake again. I got depressed again and then my grades suffered and I had to drop some classes. All in all, it was a lot of effort on my part and literal suffering and I had nothing to show for it. Since then I've been pretty bummed (read horribly depressed) and haven't done anything. The last several years have just been cycles like that and I'm just tired of it.
User avatar #95 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
I think you getting that sick is your body's way of telling you that you are taking on too much at once. Try again with less workload, just 2 jobs would be tiring enough, I would think.
User avatar #96 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
or 1 job and classes
#40 - You hate yourself as a person because you subconsciously desir…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I think a lot of u guys... +8
#41 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
I really want to argue those statements but I can't
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, nearly every teenager is the same way. Even I was that way when I was younger

At its most basic level, it comes from the desire to be better than others, but not wanting to work for it. Neither of which can really be blamed, as everyone wants to be good, and nobody would like extra straining activity if they could help it.
User avatar #44 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
It's not that I don't want to work for it. It's that every time I make an honest effort and things start to look better, something ridiculous happens and I'm right back to square one or worse. I kinda got it in my head that if all paths lead to Shitsburg, might as well take the one that doesn't require extra effort.
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2014) [-]
Are you sure? The higher you get the more challenges you face, and that's a simple truth about life. If things didn't constantly try to blow you away, everyone would be rich and successful, and then there'd be nothing WORTH striving for.

I know plenty of people who said the exact same thing that you did, that every time they tried, they failed. Yet I cannot count a single one of them who gave an honest effort to an action after a week.
User avatar #72 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Not that any of that really matters though. I know I shouldn't do nothing the way I do now, I just absolutely can't muster the will to give a fuck.
User avatar #70 - Maroon (02/17/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll give you an example then. About a year ago, the owner of the diner I worked at made me the manager for the night shift. I really liked the job and it was decent money, but I needed more so I got a second job that also payed pretty well and had good health benefits. Since things were going well and I had money to spare, I went back to school and started taking classes again. Then out of nowhere I got sick. Like unbelievably sick. I had a 100+ degree fever every day and for some fuck-all reason that shit lasted 3 months. During those 3 months, I lost control of the workload I set for myself because I didn't expect to get sick because I NEVER get sick. The second job I got was physically demanding and moving 40-80 pound boxes when you have no sleep, a fever, and it feels like all your muscles are detaching from your body is not fun but I stuck with it figuring the sickness had to go away eventually. I took so much ibuprofen I'm surprised my kidney didn't fail (or whatever the fuck ibuprofen fucks with). Unfortunately, I was so exhausted from all the work and fever plus classes that I fucked up on my manager job. I was tired and thought I locked up the safe but apparently didn't and someone stole money from it. The owner knew I wouldn't do that and didn't fire me, but I still had to take responsibility for it and pay the money back, which cost me all the money I had been killing myself to save up. I ended up quitting the job after that because I wasn't any less tired and couldn't afford to make the mistake again. I got depressed again and then my grades suffered and I had to drop some classes. All in all, it was a lot of effort on my part and literal suffering and I had nothing to show for it. Since then I've been pretty bummed (read horribly depressed) and haven't done anything. The last several years have just been cycles like that and I'm just tired of it.
User avatar #95 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
I think you getting that sick is your body's way of telling you that you are taking on too much at once. Try again with less workload, just 2 jobs would be tiring enough, I would think.
User avatar #96 - bookyle (02/17/2014) [-]
or 1 job and classes
#39 - There's actually a natural explanation for this. In s… 02/17/2014 on I think a lot of u guys... 0
#6 - Well ya. It's called having a standard of what you find attrac… 02/16/2014 on 0 0
#29 - I was unaware you were able to read the mind of the members of…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on americuh +12
User avatar #105 - nimba (02/16/2014) [-]
I've never talked to so many gun-toting, racist, sexist, xenophobic, or prejudiced people anywhere else.
I think you are confused with tumblr or something.
Though there is that smell of angst everywhere for sure...
#12 - It literally says "American History 101" to a guy co…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on americuh +1
User avatar #13 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
It's just a comment, basically. It could mean anything. For all we know, whoever posted it didn't even put any thought behind it; might've just popped into his/her head and was posted before they knew it.

Why they shouldn't? I'm not the right person to ask about that because deep down I'm intensely pragmatic, but I know that human lives and the way people live them are important and should be highly valued. If someone "earns" their success by diminishing the happiness and quality of life of others, have they truly earned it or have they simply stolen it? That might not be the mindset I prefer, but it's the one that is considered most empathic and humane by most standards.
#7 - But the point is, it's not something cultural or dependent upo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on americuh 0
User avatar #8 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone is making the argument that being American inherently makes you a genocidal power-grabber. More that the U.S., both historically and in the present, has always given a lot of space to anyone who wants that kind of power and has the ambition to strive for it.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2014) [-]
It literally says "American History 101" to a guy covering himself in gold and is the Disney Icon for greed. If you honestly think that they (which is Tumblr, of all people...) are NOT making that argument, I'd say you're rather naive. Or at the very least, idealistic.

And why shouldn't they? I know it may sound harsh, but if someone strives for success and earns it, they should be able to do with it as they like.
User avatar #13 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
It's just a comment, basically. It could mean anything. For all we know, whoever posted it didn't even put any thought behind it; might've just popped into his/her head and was posted before they knew it.

Why they shouldn't? I'm not the right person to ask about that because deep down I'm intensely pragmatic, but I know that human lives and the way people live them are important and should be highly valued. If someone "earns" their success by diminishing the happiness and quality of life of others, have they truly earned it or have they simply stolen it? That might not be the mindset I prefer, but it's the one that is considered most empathic and humane by most standards.
#21 - What's that? You want to make more money in order to purchase … 02/16/2014 on Why I want a job. +35
#5 - *History of every culture and race that was capable of taking things  [+] (12 new replies) 02/16/2014 on americuh +179
User avatar #25 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/16/2014) [-]
it was a joke.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2014) [-]
I was unaware you were able to read the mind of the members of one of thee most leftist, self-hating, teenage angst sites on the planet.
User avatar #105 - nimba (02/16/2014) [-]
I've never talked to so many gun-toting, racist, sexist, xenophobic, or prejudiced people anywhere else.
I think you are confused with tumblr or something.
Though there is that smell of angst everywhere for sure...
User avatar #18 - propanex (02/16/2014) [-]
I'd take that class!
User avatar #6 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
True, people are ruthless when greed takes hold of them. However, the point is pretty much that the U.S. is like a playground for people like that. Thanks to how established capitalism is, it's incredibly easy with the right money and lack of remorse to build yourself a business empire there built on the blood and tears of other people rather than yourself - compared to most other countries, that is.

So in a manner of speaking, yes, most powerful cultures have been doing this in the past, but the U.S. is still doing it. Industrial imperialism is the new way of exercising global power.
User avatar #115 - Conquistador (02/16/2014) [-]
There's people that work hard and go through college to start their own businesses.
User avatar #119 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't understand this "they worked hard and went through college/university so they can do whatever they want"-mentality. Most people work hard their entire lives. That doesn't excuse ruining other people's lives for your own gain.

Yeah, some people follow the rules, but it seems to me that the survival of the fittest mindset is very established in U.S. business. In other words, if you can "buy out" a rival business (however minor) in a region and eventually gain monopoly in that region, you can do that with impunity. The scary part is that people seem highly supportive of it, while at the same time blaming the government for all their problems.
User avatar #120 - Conquistador (02/16/2014) [-]
"Survival of the fittest". It takes planning and dedication to make progress. Yes, there's companies which are huge and engulf a majority of the market they're in (google), but small businesses are still allowed to exist and make progress themselves. They have a choice if they want to sell their companies to larger ones.

But I do agree that there's a lot of people that bitch and blame the government over every little thing.
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2014) [-]
But the point is, it's not something cultural or dependent upon race or country. If you gave that type of power to anyone, anywhere, at any time, chances are they would participate in it just as well as the most greedy do now.
User avatar #8 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone is making the argument that being American inherently makes you a genocidal power-grabber. More that the U.S., both historically and in the present, has always given a lot of space to anyone who wants that kind of power and has the ambition to strive for it.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2014) [-]
It literally says "American History 101" to a guy covering himself in gold and is the Disney Icon for greed. If you honestly think that they (which is Tumblr, of all people...) are NOT making that argument, I'd say you're rather naive. Or at the very least, idealistic.

And why shouldn't they? I know it may sound harsh, but if someone strives for success and earns it, they should be able to do with it as they like.
User avatar #13 - hudis (02/16/2014) [-]
It's just a comment, basically. It could mean anything. For all we know, whoever posted it didn't even put any thought behind it; might've just popped into his/her head and was posted before they knew it.

Why they shouldn't? I'm not the right person to ask about that because deep down I'm intensely pragmatic, but I know that human lives and the way people live them are important and should be highly valued. If someone "earns" their success by diminishing the happiness and quality of life of others, have they truly earned it or have they simply stolen it? That might not be the mindset I prefer, but it's the one that is considered most empathic and humane by most standards.
#40 - It's okay, just tell them that you identify as someone over dr… 02/15/2014 on trying to use your fake I.D. +2
#15 - I judge them by what they spend their time doing.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Minesweeper win = World... +1
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper (02/15/2014) [-]
this one hurts a little
#6 - On a completely unrelated note, I've been practicing a lot of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Valentines Day +1
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/15/2014) [-]
It's not useless. There are competitions about having the lowest heart-rate.

Of course, I think the first prize was a t-shirt or something but whatever
#73 - That's only in Catholicism. In Protestant faith (I think), he … 02/14/2014 on wise words -1
#220 - No I don't. On the contrary, I understand a Psychopath is even… 02/13/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#184 - It's actually nothing like that. And even if it was, I never s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#211 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
they arent real.you just think everybody diagnosed as a psychopath should be out there killing people.
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
No I don't. On the contrary, I understand a Psychopath is even LESS likely to murder someone than a common person, because they are less prone to passionate bursts, and instead they devote themselves to some form of success and victory.

Don't put words in my mouth.
#151 - No, no they're not, because being a hard ass and being a Psych…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#170 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
thats like saying depression isnt a real thing >>
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
It's actually nothing like that. And even if it was, I never said "Psychopaths aren't real", I said "they're rare", just like people with Depression, actually.
#211 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
they arent real.you just think everybody diagnosed as a psychopath should be out there killing people.
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
No I don't. On the contrary, I understand a Psychopath is even LESS likely to murder someone than a common person, because they are less prone to passionate bursts, and instead they devote themselves to some form of success and victory.

Don't put words in my mouth.
#56 - Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Court 0
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue
#38 - I call ******** about the Psychopath one, conside…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#46 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
actually psychopaths are more common than you think.most psychopats just get their superiority kicks from other types of activities than murdering(like being a ceo for example) and it is said that psychopats are the most succesfull type of people in the industry as they are simply people who have no empathy for anybody else but wish to be in control and acknowledged as stronger than other people.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
No, no they're not, because being a hard ass and being a Psychopath are COMPLETELY different things.
#170 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
thats like saying depression isnt a real thing >>
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
It's actually nothing like that. And even if it was, I never said "Psychopaths aren't real", I said "they're rare", just like people with Depression, actually.
#211 - angelious (02/13/2014) [-]
they arent real.you just think everybody diagnosed as a psychopath should be out there killing people.
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
No I don't. On the contrary, I understand a Psychopath is even LESS likely to murder someone than a common person, because they are less prone to passionate bursts, and instead they devote themselves to some form of success and victory.

Don't put words in my mouth.
User avatar #44 - wolviewolverine (02/13/2014) [-]
.. what if YOU are the psychopath everyone's walking by?

pom pom pooooom!
#22 - They're REALLY good. The true horror behind Lovecrafts work is…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on the madness consumed them 0
User avatar #23 - gabemczombie (02/13/2014) [-]
I have the necromonicorn.
#17 - I always skip them as either the person making them doesn't un… 02/13/2014 on Anyone else? +1
#32 - "My son Fallyn Star" Holy **** … 02/13/2014 on BIG NIGGER MIDGET DICK XXX +1
#7 - It depends on the artist, but Cthulhu is usually depicted AS b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on the madness consumed them +6
User avatar #21 - gabemczombie (02/13/2014) [-]
I should read those novels
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
They're REALLY good. The true horror behind Lovecrafts work is not the monsters or the mysticism, it's the fact that you can never get away from it. He wanted to write stories that would scare an Atheist, and so he focused less on "What could be" and more on "What WILL be", as a form of impending doom that comes to everyone, and it's only a matter of time. He described the world as a marble floating in an infinitely black and desolate ocean, and humanity as a candle flame upon it; in that no matter how brightly it burned, or how long it burned, it would eventually be swallowed whole by the water as it sinks beneath the surface.
User avatar #23 - gabemczombie (02/13/2014) [-]
I have the necromonicorn.
#50 - Don't you know? Anything at the expense of the jew is like ano… 02/12/2014 on The Hero Europe needs 0
#53 - Umm...really? I'm not sure why you don't get it, but alright: …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Court 0
User avatar #55 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I still fail to see why that is "extreme", because what is extreme? To a fundamentalist, average behaviour and statements might be too radical and extreme for them. It all depends on the eye of the beholder.
And how is being "cynical" being narrow-minded? Carlin was cynical on A LOT of subjects, so how is that being narrow-minded?

But you can't deal with average.. In average, each person in the world has 1 breast and 1 testicle..
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (02/13/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm not arguing semantics or philosophy. You win, I abdicate, I'm wrong, I'm done.
User avatar #57 - suckittrebek (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are preferences for each and every person on this planet. But cool to see someone who has the brains to argue

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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