Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

captainfuckitall    

Rank #693 on Comments
captainfuckitall Avatar Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous
Online
Send mail to captainfuckitall Block captainfuckitall Invite captainfuckitall to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#693
Highest Content Rank:#10530
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 40 total,  90 ,  50
Comment Thumbs: 40089 total,  49452 ,  9363
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 32% (320/1000)
Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:20
Content Views:9576
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:13049
FJ Points:11545

latest user's comments

#31 - You know something's wrong when something looks so good, you'r… 04/06/2014 on Equivalent Exchange 0
#113 - Why imagine...when you can come over here and feel ? 04/06/2014 on aw +2
#14 - Every ******* day with that ****** dog... 04/06/2014 on I had fantasized about this... +62
#13 - The people who say "There is no such as bad dogs, only ba…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on I had fantasized about this... +23
User avatar #54 - psykobear (04/06/2014) [-]
I've never had a dog that was just a complete prick. I've had ones that start out like that, but when they bite at you or someone else, you give them a good smack uside the head and they eventually stop.
Sure there are bad dogs, but a good owner will stop that shit.
Have owned many pitbulls, and currently have one Great Pyrenees mutt and three German Shepard/Husky mixes.
User avatar #52 - commontroll (04/06/2014) [-]
Except animals that act horribly usually are raised by terrible owners who never discipline. Discipline is one of the most important things you need to have with an animal.

Not disciplining a kid is treated as bad parenting, and the same goes for pets.
#249 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
The thing about that is that even if some kids get the right discipline, a few will still turn out rotten. The same goes for animals. More so than humans. Every animal is different and it is impossible to tame some. Dogs will even turn on their owner. Discipline helps but people fail to understand that it is still an animal. Anyone who has been around animals(not just dogs) knows that they can snap at any time. It is just in their nature. The bigger the breed, the more likely it is. Dog activists will say different but if they actually know anything about animal behavior they would know how unpredictable animals area, regardless of their species.
#155 - It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
#153 - Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
#150 - It is. Say a Predator is born. They're not allowed to…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
* humans are dangerous
* predators have infra-red helmets that help them see where humans hide

wut

and dont wave around the mud thing, yeah a few figured out how to beat the infra red but predator 2 showed preds have like a dozen different view modes on their helmets to see everything
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before.

Humans have also killed Xenomorphs, which makes them a great threat by Proxy.
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
#148 - Actually, upon more investigation, the owner of the pistol was…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
ill give you that....
yeah Danny did kill the predator in 1-1 and when the others preds faced him, he challenged them and probably would have fought except the old one refused them

here have danny's victory dance

Predator 2 - Alternate Ending (feat. Le Galaxie)
#143 - Also, upon looking at the film, the pistol has a close-up afte…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #149 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
still, 300 years isnt up there with the 500-1000 year lifespans some pred fans claim
User avatar #150 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It is.

Say a Predator is born. They're not allowed to hunt humans (also, Humans are actually considered very dangerous among Predator culture. More due to their intelligence, determination, and ingenuity than physical prowess. Some Humans are even taken as apprentices because of their skill and honour in battle), so they just practice and hunt lesser races until they earn their stripes. 100 years, they're a warrior.

They go to Earth, they hunt, awesome. 300 years passes.

They are now. Elites or Elders, but still retain much if not all of their battle skill from their youth, so they are now 400 and only probably middle aged.
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
* humans are dangerous
* predators have infra-red helmets that help them see where humans hide

wut

and dont wave around the mud thing, yeah a few figured out how to beat the infra red but predator 2 showed preds have like a dozen different view modes on their helmets to see everything
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before.

Humans have also killed Xenomorphs, which makes them a great threat by Proxy.
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
#142 - But we don't KNOW this certain John Smith, we do know how whet…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #144 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well the only way i see john smith making any kind of impression on a predator is if he was a cavalryman, say charging the pred on horseback with pistol and sabre

say he charged the pred, pred kiled horse and john slashed pred with saber....they get into melee, john is skilled with saber but ultimately it gets broken, and just before pred kills john he gives the pred one last fuck you bu shooting it in the face with his pistol....of course the little lead ball doesnt penetrate but just the act of not giving up in the face of death made john look special

but still, a human would be a sad target for a pred who's killed aliens with acid blood.....so more like he was a young pred and impressed by john the feisty human....plus dont the preds use earth as like boot camp for young preds before they go to more dangerous places
User avatar #148 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Actually, upon more investigation, the owner of the pistol was actually a Pirate Captain, and the same predator and captain were featured in the comic, it goes as follows.

"Dropping anchor at an island in Guinea in 1718, The Captain of a small band of pirates suddenly faced mutiny over a stolen case of gold which was destined for a church. The Captain wanted the gold returned, much to the anger of his crew, who turned against him. In the following battle, a watching Predator joined the fray and fought back-to-back with The Captain, attacking the rebellious crew with an extendable sword. In the climactic scene, with the crew dead and the Predator and The Captain about to battle mano-a-mano, The Captain is shot in the back by a surviving crew member who was hiding. Denied his trophy, the Predator angrily blasts the crew member away. With his dying breath, The Captain whispers "Take It..." to the Predator, throwing his beautifully engraved pistol. With The Captain dead, the Predator takes a moment to think about what has happened - and with some curious respect, leaves the dead Captain his extendable sword... "Take It". The final scene sees what looks like a shooting star moving across the night sky, far above a now silent island - and a pirate ship in the bay, never to leave anchor again."

So the Captain was able to hold his own against a group of pirates, a Predator thought he was a notable kill, helped him kill off the rest of the pirates so they could go at it themselves, he was denied his kill, but still retaining respect for his former prey's prowess in combat, left him the combi-stick as he received the Captains Pistol. Indeed, it would make sense for an elder Predator to take that. Even as a sign of respect if nothing else
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
ill give you that....
yeah Danny did kill the predator in 1-1 and when the others preds faced him, he challenged them and probably would have fought except the old one refused them

here have danny's victory dance

Predator 2 - Alternate Ending (feat. Le Galaxie)
#138 - The problem with your theory is that we don't know what rank t…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #139 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
i say your theory is flawed
given the normal predators were honor based, there would be no honor in a senior pred killing john smith and no point to taking a trophy from an unworthy kill

it'd be like you taking a 12 gauge shotgun and shooting a rabbit in the face and claiming its ear as a trophy....would you really want a trophy of an unworthy one-sided kill

it would be more akin to my ideal of an early kill when he was a young pred, impressed by his first human kill, and when glover killed the pred, he passed the trophy on as glovers mark of killing his first predator
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Also, upon looking at the film, the pistol has a close-up after it is given to Harrigan, and there is "Raphael Adolini 1715" engraved on the side. Which is nearly 300 years of difference between then and the time of the movie
User avatar #149 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
still, 300 years isnt up there with the 500-1000 year lifespans some pred fans claim
User avatar #150 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It is.

Say a Predator is born. They're not allowed to hunt humans (also, Humans are actually considered very dangerous among Predator culture. More due to their intelligence, determination, and ingenuity than physical prowess. Some Humans are even taken as apprentices because of their skill and honour in battle), so they just practice and hunt lesser races until they earn their stripes. 100 years, they're a warrior.

They go to Earth, they hunt, awesome. 300 years passes.

They are now. Elites or Elders, but still retain much if not all of their battle skill from their youth, so they are now 400 and only probably middle aged.
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
* humans are dangerous
* predators have infra-red helmets that help them see where humans hide

wut

and dont wave around the mud thing, yeah a few figured out how to beat the infra red but predator 2 showed preds have like a dozen different view modes on their helmets to see everything
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before.

Humans have also killed Xenomorphs, which makes them a great threat by Proxy.
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
User avatar #142 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
But we don't KNOW this certain John Smith, we do know how whether he was an incredible kill or not. And in the comics, games, and movies, there have been MANY humans who've been called extraordinary targets. Some even being able to be a match PHYSICALLY for a predator, holding their own in combat. Just because this person came from some time ago doesn't mean he was any less of a good sport. Literally.
User avatar #144 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well the only way i see john smith making any kind of impression on a predator is if he was a cavalryman, say charging the pred on horseback with pistol and sabre

say he charged the pred, pred kiled horse and john slashed pred with saber....they get into melee, john is skilled with saber but ultimately it gets broken, and just before pred kills john he gives the pred one last fuck you bu shooting it in the face with his pistol....of course the little lead ball doesnt penetrate but just the act of not giving up in the face of death made john look special

but still, a human would be a sad target for a pred who's killed aliens with acid blood.....so more like he was a young pred and impressed by john the feisty human....plus dont the preds use earth as like boot camp for young preds before they go to more dangerous places
User avatar #148 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Actually, upon more investigation, the owner of the pistol was actually a Pirate Captain, and the same predator and captain were featured in the comic, it goes as follows.

"Dropping anchor at an island in Guinea in 1718, The Captain of a small band of pirates suddenly faced mutiny over a stolen case of gold which was destined for a church. The Captain wanted the gold returned, much to the anger of his crew, who turned against him. In the following battle, a watching Predator joined the fray and fought back-to-back with The Captain, attacking the rebellious crew with an extendable sword. In the climactic scene, with the crew dead and the Predator and The Captain about to battle mano-a-mano, The Captain is shot in the back by a surviving crew member who was hiding. Denied his trophy, the Predator angrily blasts the crew member away. With his dying breath, The Captain whispers "Take It..." to the Predator, throwing his beautifully engraved pistol. With The Captain dead, the Predator takes a moment to think about what has happened - and with some curious respect, leaves the dead Captain his extendable sword... "Take It". The final scene sees what looks like a shooting star moving across the night sky, far above a now silent island - and a pirate ship in the bay, never to leave anchor again."

So the Captain was able to hold his own against a group of pirates, a Predator thought he was a notable kill, helped him kill off the rest of the pirates so they could go at it themselves, he was denied his kill, but still retaining respect for his former prey's prowess in combat, left him the combi-stick as he received the Captains Pistol. Indeed, it would make sense for an elder Predator to take that. Even as a sign of respect if nothing else
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
ill give you that....
yeah Danny did kill the predator in 1-1 and when the others preds faced him, he challenged them and probably would have fought except the old one refused them

here have danny's victory dance

Predator 2 - Alternate Ending (feat. Le Galaxie)
#136 - Unlikely. It's not as if he wanted to give him a working, awes…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #137 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
its not about him giving the weapon to glover, its about an old pred who has seen plenty of hunts wouldnt have considered john smith and his black powder pistol a worthy kill, so more likely he took it when he was young and a human with a blackpoweder pistol impressed him at the time
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
The problem with your theory is that we don't know what rank the giver was. He could have just been a regular or distinguished warrior for all we know.

Predators very rarely hunt with any others and only do so on special occasions, so perhaps they were just there observing their brother in action, while anything above elite would simply not have the time (or even desire) to do so.

Besides, it's not as if a Predator would ever throw a trophy away, regardless of when they got it. If the human or situation he got it from was exceptionally skilled or honourable, he would have taken it regardless of his rank, as is their custom. Just because you are high ranked does not make a kill any LESS honourable, after-all. It just brings you less than what you're regularly used to.
User avatar #139 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
i say your theory is flawed
given the normal predators were honor based, there would be no honor in a senior pred killing john smith and no point to taking a trophy from an unworthy kill

it'd be like you taking a 12 gauge shotgun and shooting a rabbit in the face and claiming its ear as a trophy....would you really want a trophy of an unworthy one-sided kill

it would be more akin to my ideal of an early kill when he was a young pred, impressed by his first human kill, and when glover killed the pred, he passed the trophy on as glovers mark of killing his first predator
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Also, upon looking at the film, the pistol has a close-up after it is given to Harrigan, and there is "Raphael Adolini 1715" engraved on the side. Which is nearly 300 years of difference between then and the time of the movie
User avatar #149 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
still, 300 years isnt up there with the 500-1000 year lifespans some pred fans claim
User avatar #150 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It is.

Say a Predator is born. They're not allowed to hunt humans (also, Humans are actually considered very dangerous among Predator culture. More due to their intelligence, determination, and ingenuity than physical prowess. Some Humans are even taken as apprentices because of their skill and honour in battle), so they just practice and hunt lesser races until they earn their stripes. 100 years, they're a warrior.

They go to Earth, they hunt, awesome. 300 years passes.

They are now. Elites or Elders, but still retain much if not all of their battle skill from their youth, so they are now 400 and only probably middle aged.
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
* humans are dangerous
* predators have infra-red helmets that help them see where humans hide

wut

and dont wave around the mud thing, yeah a few figured out how to beat the infra red but predator 2 showed preds have like a dozen different view modes on their helmets to see everything
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before.

Humans have also killed Xenomorphs, which makes them a great threat by Proxy.
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
User avatar #142 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
But we don't KNOW this certain John Smith, we do know how whether he was an incredible kill or not. And in the comics, games, and movies, there have been MANY humans who've been called extraordinary targets. Some even being able to be a match PHYSICALLY for a predator, holding their own in combat. Just because this person came from some time ago doesn't mean he was any less of a good sport. Literally.
User avatar #144 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well the only way i see john smith making any kind of impression on a predator is if he was a cavalryman, say charging the pred on horseback with pistol and sabre

say he charged the pred, pred kiled horse and john slashed pred with saber....they get into melee, john is skilled with saber but ultimately it gets broken, and just before pred kills john he gives the pred one last fuck you bu shooting it in the face with his pistol....of course the little lead ball doesnt penetrate but just the act of not giving up in the face of death made john look special

but still, a human would be a sad target for a pred who's killed aliens with acid blood.....so more like he was a young pred and impressed by john the feisty human....plus dont the preds use earth as like boot camp for young preds before they go to more dangerous places
User avatar #148 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Actually, upon more investigation, the owner of the pistol was actually a Pirate Captain, and the same predator and captain were featured in the comic, it goes as follows.

"Dropping anchor at an island in Guinea in 1718, The Captain of a small band of pirates suddenly faced mutiny over a stolen case of gold which was destined for a church. The Captain wanted the gold returned, much to the anger of his crew, who turned against him. In the following battle, a watching Predator joined the fray and fought back-to-back with The Captain, attacking the rebellious crew with an extendable sword. In the climactic scene, with the crew dead and the Predator and The Captain about to battle mano-a-mano, The Captain is shot in the back by a surviving crew member who was hiding. Denied his trophy, the Predator angrily blasts the crew member away. With his dying breath, The Captain whispers "Take It..." to the Predator, throwing his beautifully engraved pistol. With The Captain dead, the Predator takes a moment to think about what has happened - and with some curious respect, leaves the dead Captain his extendable sword... "Take It". The final scene sees what looks like a shooting star moving across the night sky, far above a now silent island - and a pirate ship in the bay, never to leave anchor again."

So the Captain was able to hold his own against a group of pirates, a Predator thought he was a notable kill, helped him kill off the rest of the pirates so they could go at it themselves, he was denied his kill, but still retaining respect for his former prey's prowess in combat, left him the combi-stick as he received the Captains Pistol. Indeed, it would make sense for an elder Predator to take that. Even as a sign of respect if nothing else
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
ill give you that....
yeah Danny did kill the predator in 1-1 and when the others preds faced him, he challenged them and probably would have fought except the old one refused them

here have danny's victory dance

Predator 2 - Alternate Ending (feat. Le Galaxie)
#8 - >Implying everyone I talk to doesn't already imagine their …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on aw +73
User avatar #20 - mutzaki (04/06/2014) [-]
Hell, I've already imagined your girth inside me.
User avatar #113 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Why imagine...when you can come over here and feel?
#10 - And then you wonder why your boss hates you and you never get a raise. 04/06/2014 on its an art, if done right! 0
#114 - So? It's not as if they age slower because their planet is fur… 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
#104 - 100 Predator years, I'd assume. Seeing as how "He was the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #105 - swagloon (04/06/2014) [-]
Given that then their years could be 1/16 of ours or maybe double; that means he is either not that old or he's older then calculated. Also we don't really know how old an adult warrior would be.
I'm just saying It's cool you did the math but it's not really reliable info.

But I do believe you in that they could live longer than humans. They seem to have the technology.
User avatar #114 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
So? It's not as if they age slower because their planet is further away. They would age at the exact same rate we do, as everything ages at the same rate (although it MAY change due to atmospheric conditions, it's been shown that the atmosphere on their planet is very similar to ours. At least so much that you can live there safely without a breathing apparatus). The only thing that changes is the life expectancy between each thing, and that is what we are discussing here.

Also: "While the maximum lifespan of a Predator is unknown, the species has been known to live for hundreds to thousands of years. It has been implied that one or two centuries is considered young for the species, with relative adolescents of the species not even going on their first Xenomorph hunt before they attain an age of few centuries. Most, however, do not reach senescence due to the rigors of their dangerous and semi-nomadic lifestyle."

Taken from the website.
#80 - Actually, a Predator is supposed to live much longer than any …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators +9
User avatar #126 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
on predator 2, the old predator handed danny glover a pistol from 1897....like almost 100 years beforehand....
i wouldnt see an already old predator wasting his time on a guy with a black powder pistol, so he would have been 'young' in the 189o's and old in the 1980's meaning perhaps a 200 year life
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Unlikely. It's not as if he wanted to give him a working, awesome weapon. It would have been a symbol of status, much like most weapons in Predator Culture.

The Predator who got it probably just thought it was neat, or got it from an exceptional human kill (as they do take trophies) and then granted it to a human with an exceptional extraterrestrial kill
User avatar #137 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
its not about him giving the weapon to glover, its about an old pred who has seen plenty of hunts wouldnt have considered john smith and his black powder pistol a worthy kill, so more likely he took it when he was young and a human with a blackpoweder pistol impressed him at the time
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
The problem with your theory is that we don't know what rank the giver was. He could have just been a regular or distinguished warrior for all we know.

Predators very rarely hunt with any others and only do so on special occasions, so perhaps they were just there observing their brother in action, while anything above elite would simply not have the time (or even desire) to do so.

Besides, it's not as if a Predator would ever throw a trophy away, regardless of when they got it. If the human or situation he got it from was exceptionally skilled or honourable, he would have taken it regardless of his rank, as is their custom. Just because you are high ranked does not make a kill any LESS honourable, after-all. It just brings you less than what you're regularly used to.
User avatar #139 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
i say your theory is flawed
given the normal predators were honor based, there would be no honor in a senior pred killing john smith and no point to taking a trophy from an unworthy kill

it'd be like you taking a 12 gauge shotgun and shooting a rabbit in the face and claiming its ear as a trophy....would you really want a trophy of an unworthy one-sided kill

it would be more akin to my ideal of an early kill when he was a young pred, impressed by his first human kill, and when glover killed the pred, he passed the trophy on as glovers mark of killing his first predator
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Also, upon looking at the film, the pistol has a close-up after it is given to Harrigan, and there is "Raphael Adolini 1715" engraved on the side. Which is nearly 300 years of difference between then and the time of the movie
User avatar #149 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
still, 300 years isnt up there with the 500-1000 year lifespans some pred fans claim
User avatar #150 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It is.

Say a Predator is born. They're not allowed to hunt humans (also, Humans are actually considered very dangerous among Predator culture. More due to their intelligence, determination, and ingenuity than physical prowess. Some Humans are even taken as apprentices because of their skill and honour in battle), so they just practice and hunt lesser races until they earn their stripes. 100 years, they're a warrior.

They go to Earth, they hunt, awesome. 300 years passes.

They are now. Elites or Elders, but still retain much if not all of their battle skill from their youth, so they are now 400 and only probably middle aged.
User avatar #151 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
* humans are dangerous
* predators have infra-red helmets that help them see where humans hide

wut

and dont wave around the mud thing, yeah a few figured out how to beat the infra red but predator 2 showed preds have like a dozen different view modes on their helmets to see everything
User avatar #153 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Predators have been killed by humans plenty of times before.

Humans have also killed Xenomorphs, which makes them a great threat by Proxy.
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well with the Xenos...they can be pretty stupid, they can be lured in and trapped, they can also be messed up by strong mental energy

i saw in one of the aliens comics, a scientist locked 2 humans in a room with an alien...one human was clean the other dosed up on drugs....the alien checked out the clean one and sensed their fear, but then the drugged one raged at it and the alien raised its arms and backed off from the sheer force of personality thrown at it

with preds, its only if they make some really stupid move as a human could, like in the first movie it checking out the fire and making itself vulnerable for arnold to fire grenades at it....or in the end standing under that log on a vine that arnold dropped on it, or in pred 2, thinking danny was beaten and lowering its guard for danny to cut it

its not humans being dangerous its young preds being stupid
User avatar #155 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
It seems to me you're just really trying to split hairs about how I can NOT be right, when I so obviously am. Humans have even been kidnapped by Predators just in order to be hunted. They wouldn't do that if they weren't a threat.

Xenomorphs, by and far, are considered one of the biggest threats in the galaxy due to their massive numbers and great physical aptitude. Not to mention how quickly they adapt and reform the environment around them.
User avatar #156 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
humans as in specially skilled ones like those ones hand picked in the movie predators

thats not random humans like putting someone of the street, thats picking people with existing combat or survival skills, aka people who are trained to fight and survive, not 'just humans' as you kinda implied

and you also kinda implied xenos as human vs one of them now youre suggesting humans vs aliens nest

clarify what you mean for preds vs humans and aliens vs humans
User avatar #142 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
But we don't KNOW this certain John Smith, we do know how whether he was an incredible kill or not. And in the comics, games, and movies, there have been MANY humans who've been called extraordinary targets. Some even being able to be a match PHYSICALLY for a predator, holding their own in combat. Just because this person came from some time ago doesn't mean he was any less of a good sport. Literally.
User avatar #144 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
well the only way i see john smith making any kind of impression on a predator is if he was a cavalryman, say charging the pred on horseback with pistol and sabre

say he charged the pred, pred kiled horse and john slashed pred with saber....they get into melee, john is skilled with saber but ultimately it gets broken, and just before pred kills john he gives the pred one last fuck you bu shooting it in the face with his pistol....of course the little lead ball doesnt penetrate but just the act of not giving up in the face of death made john look special

but still, a human would be a sad target for a pred who's killed aliens with acid blood.....so more like he was a young pred and impressed by john the feisty human....plus dont the preds use earth as like boot camp for young preds before they go to more dangerous places
User avatar #148 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
Actually, upon more investigation, the owner of the pistol was actually a Pirate Captain, and the same predator and captain were featured in the comic, it goes as follows.

"Dropping anchor at an island in Guinea in 1718, The Captain of a small band of pirates suddenly faced mutiny over a stolen case of gold which was destined for a church. The Captain wanted the gold returned, much to the anger of his crew, who turned against him. In the following battle, a watching Predator joined the fray and fought back-to-back with The Captain, attacking the rebellious crew with an extendable sword. In the climactic scene, with the crew dead and the Predator and The Captain about to battle mano-a-mano, The Captain is shot in the back by a surviving crew member who was hiding. Denied his trophy, the Predator angrily blasts the crew member away. With his dying breath, The Captain whispers "Take It..." to the Predator, throwing his beautifully engraved pistol. With The Captain dead, the Predator takes a moment to think about what has happened - and with some curious respect, leaves the dead Captain his extendable sword... "Take It". The final scene sees what looks like a shooting star moving across the night sky, far above a now silent island - and a pirate ship in the bay, never to leave anchor again."

So the Captain was able to hold his own against a group of pirates, a Predator thought he was a notable kill, helped him kill off the rest of the pirates so they could go at it themselves, he was denied his kill, but still retaining respect for his former prey's prowess in combat, left him the combi-stick as he received the Captains Pistol. Indeed, it would make sense for an elder Predator to take that. Even as a sign of respect if nothing else
User avatar #152 - konradkurze (04/06/2014) [-]
ill give you that....
yeah Danny did kill the predator in 1-1 and when the others preds faced him, he challenged them and probably would have fought except the old one refused them

here have danny's victory dance

Predator 2 - Alternate Ending (feat. Le Galaxie)
User avatar #103 - swagloon (04/06/2014) [-]
One thing you forget to note is that other planets have different years. So was it 100 earth years or 100 years on that one hostile planet?
User avatar #104 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
100 Predator years, I'd assume. Seeing as how "He was there for 100 years" loses its awesome if 100 years is only a day.

Besides, I honestly can't see a race of hunters obsessed with honour stressing over that kind of thing. So it would just be 100 years in their time.
User avatar #105 - swagloon (04/06/2014) [-]
Given that then their years could be 1/16 of ours or maybe double; that means he is either not that old or he's older then calculated. Also we don't really know how old an adult warrior would be.
I'm just saying It's cool you did the math but it's not really reliable info.

But I do believe you in that they could live longer than humans. They seem to have the technology.
User avatar #114 - captainfuckitall (04/06/2014) [-]
So? It's not as if they age slower because their planet is further away. They would age at the exact same rate we do, as everything ages at the same rate (although it MAY change due to atmospheric conditions, it's been shown that the atmosphere on their planet is very similar to ours. At least so much that you can live there safely without a breathing apparatus). The only thing that changes is the life expectancy between each thing, and that is what we are discussing here.

Also: "While the maximum lifespan of a Predator is unknown, the species has been known to live for hundreds to thousands of years. It has been implied that one or two centuries is considered young for the species, with relative adolescents of the species not even going on their first Xenomorph hunt before they attain an age of few centuries. Most, however, do not reach senescence due to the rigors of their dangerous and semi-nomadic lifestyle."

Taken from the website.
#15 - And so on this day, rahtoga finally realizes that people are n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on gonna bury my nuts in your... 0
#19 - rahtoga has deleted their comment.
#442 - I love you bb  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +2
User avatar #443 - johnri (04/05/2014) [-]
Luv u 2
#440 - Welp, looks like we're going with Story A!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on FJ Collab Comic +1
User avatar #448 - gtocforyou (04/05/2014) [-]
Awww Yisss.

YATTAAAAAA!
#109 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Internetexplain : The Furry +2
#114 - mckinkymcormic Comment deleted by captainfuckitall
#9 - Well really, when you have all the time in the world you have … 04/03/2014 on 4chan Wizards (not the... +3
#46 - And we can see here kids, that even when incapacitated, the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Don't mess with the quiet kid +62
#50 - bakawaka (04/03/2014) [-]
Here we see one attempting arithmetic
#183 - IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL! But actually I love that too. … 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes 0
#139 - The last time I played D&D, I was a Human Cleric/Necromanc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Out of context dnd quotes +1
#178 - evebishop (04/03/2014) [-]
Wow...that's kind of messed up....a pedo cleric that demands payment for healing and believes in Justice. GOOD JOB! (love seeing interesting characters with moral/backstory set ups)
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (04/03/2014) [-]
IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL!

But actually I love that too. I hate the whole cut and dry "Oh, this guy is always good to a fault and this guy is an evil douchebag". I like it when characters have their own separate ideals or internal struggles, like a Holy Paladin with a greedy personality, or a Pyromancer villain who is in touch with nature and the spiritual realm. Not only is it great for the story and characters, but it also offers more interesting set ups, conversations, and side-quests where you really get attached to the person you are in-game.

Comments(474):

[ 474 comments ]
Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took ******* YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
[ 474 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)