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Queen's Mutation Following an encounter with an enemy known as the Queen, and her genetic manipulations of Peter's body, his Spider powers were augmented to varying degrees.
Enhanced Superhuman Strength: Originally able to lift 10 tons, he could now lift about 15 tons.
Psychic Alignment with Arthropods: Peter's spider-sense improved, creating a psychic alignment with his environment, specifically a more empathic and sympathetic relationship with spiders and insects. While connected to the varying populations of spiders he was unable to communicate with them directly or command them. In one instance, spiders voluntarily covered his unconscious body, concealing him from Shathra's predation
And the direct link to the page, just in case. Be warned: wikia pages are fucking terrible on mobile
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ITS JUST A GIRL IN A SWEATER
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