Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

captainfuckitall    

Rank #228 on Comments
captainfuckitall Avatar Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul
Online
Send mail to captainfuckitall Block captainfuckitall Invite captainfuckitall to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#228
Highest Content Rank:#10530
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 34 total,  90 ,  56
Comment Thumbs: 50511 total,  61888 ,  11377
Content Level Progress: 66.1% (39/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30.2% (302/1000)
Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:21
Content Views:9697
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:15042
FJ Points:19527

latest user's comments

#10 - I identify as Offensive, stop appropriating me 5 minutes ago on I can't believe it +1
#125 - You know, just because you're not the same person as her doesn… 2 hours ago on Anita and Sarah 0
#92 - It didn't seem like she was. My point regarding her … 2 hours ago on I'm Ready for the Hate 0
#87 - That's what I'm saying.  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on I'm Ready for the Hate 0
User avatar #88 - tomahawkkit (2 hours ago) [-]
can you phrase your point into three lines? it seems to me that you think the author wasn't already aware
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (2 hours ago) [-]
It didn't seem like she was.

My point regarding her post is this:
The exact same argument she uses against men/sexism (in this comic) could be easily turned against Feminists. No words even require changing, just visualizing the different thing represents the entire argument differently.

My point regarding Feminism is this: You cannot demand that others respect you as an adult and then protect you as if you were a child. For every right you gain comes a responsibility required to keep it.
#70 - Can you even give me one? A single example of when a bleeding-… 5 hours ago on I'm Ready for the Hate +3
#69 - Literally nobody I know, nor anyone I've EVER known, and proba…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on I'm Ready for the Hate +2
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (5 hours ago) [-]
Can you even give me one? A single example of when a bleeding-heart die-hard smash-the-patriarchy Feminist has called out to her flock of drones and said "Hey, hating men isn't what we do"? One single example of when a Feminist has crossed oceans and mountains and valleys just to tell people "FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY AND LOVES EVERYBODY!" and yet will not even TRY to tell a misandrist the same thing? Where the pull a Pope Benedict with his pedo-posse and sweep everything under the rug and NEVER address when women commit crimes in the name of Feminism, or hate-crimes, or death threats?

Can you give me a single reason WHY I should EVER take you seriously and see your ideology as anything BUT an insult?

Can you even read this without getting all huffy and read faced and assuming I'm some privileged asshole?

Can you even try?
#18 - Man, now I feel bad about sassing you out. Why u gotta go and …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on E-mail and support yourelves +1
User avatar #19 - fistfireace (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm usually always civil, but I'm aggravated right now because of what I did (unrelated thing), so I'm kinda tense and didn't really want to argue. Don't feel bad for sassing me out, I probably deserve it anyway.
#15 - Ah, nevermind, just read the last part of the article. Well in…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on E-mail and support yourelves 0
User avatar #17 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
I posted my other comment before seeing this one, so sorry about that. Yeah, I do that too, but I guess this was an exception It was three in the morning when I made the comment it was nothing but GG posts at the time, so I got a little annoyed , so sorry again.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (7 hours ago) [-]
Man, now I feel bad about sassing you out. Why u gotta go and be civil like that?
User avatar #19 - fistfireace (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm usually always civil, but I'm aggravated right now because of what I did (unrelated thing), so I'm kinda tense and didn't really want to argue. Don't feel bad for sassing me out, I probably deserve it anyway.
#14 - 1. The vast majority of people care about it, yet you're compl…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on E-mail and support yourelves 0
User avatar #16 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
1. Yeah, I'm complaining of the number of times it's been posted because I see it fucking everywhere. Every other post is about GamersGate or anything related to it.

2. I'm not complaining that people care about it, I'm complaining because, again, I see too much of the posts. You care about GamersGate, that's fine, but you don't have to make a hundred posts about it on a humor site.

3. "(I volunteer as tribute, because I actually give a fuck about this, as ** i'm sure you all do too)**."
#12 - "I don't care about this, so NOBODY should care about thi…  [+] (7 new replies) 8 hours ago on E-mail and support yourelves -1
User avatar #13 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
Where the fuck did I say that nobody should care? All I said that not all of us do. And I also didn't say anyone is wrong, but the OP because he assumed every single one of us cares. Which isn't true.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (8 hours ago) [-]
Ah, nevermind, just read the last part of the article. Well in that case let me heartely correct myself and say you are right and I was mistaken, however I would also like to point out that he was most likely referring to people who take an active and interested role in the issue, I.E. not you (although you do obviously care by taking the time to read all of it).

But hey, if the post isn't directed at you, it's as simple as following the directions in comment #5 (Pro-tip: I do the same with anime, brony, and lol posts. Why? Because none of them effect me and I'm not interested in them, and because of that, I never stop to complain. Hopefully some of my common sense will rub off on you)
User avatar #17 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
I posted my other comment before seeing this one, so sorry about that. Yeah, I do that too, but I guess this was an exception It was three in the morning when I made the comment it was nothing but GG posts at the time, so I got a little annoyed , so sorry again.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (7 hours ago) [-]
Man, now I feel bad about sassing you out. Why u gotta go and be civil like that?
User avatar #19 - fistfireace (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm usually always civil, but I'm aggravated right now because of what I did (unrelated thing), so I'm kinda tense and didn't really want to argue. Don't feel bad for sassing me out, I probably deserve it anyway.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (8 hours ago) [-]
1. The vast majority of people care about it, yet you're complaining about the number of times it's posted

2. Look to rule one. You're complaining because people care about a relevant issue

3. Where did he assume everyone cares?
User avatar #16 - fistfireace (8 hours ago) [-]
1. Yeah, I'm complaining of the number of times it's been posted because I see it fucking everywhere. Every other post is about GamersGate or anything related to it.

2. I'm not complaining that people care about it, I'm complaining because, again, I see too much of the posts. You care about GamersGate, that's fine, but you don't have to make a hundred posts about it on a humor site.

3. "(I volunteer as tribute, because I actually give a fuck about this, as ** i'm sure you all do too)**."

Comments(483):

[ 483 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
#479 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
#478 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
#477 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
#476 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
[ 483 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)