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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
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#20 - i actually think Racist Dog would want both players to be play… 05/25/2012 on YOU RACIST DOG! +1
#22 - this type of shit is exactly why Morbid Channel sucks 05/11/2012 on Worst Nightmare +1
#26 - this type of shit is the exact reason why Morbid Channel sucks 05/11/2012 on Stop Abuse 0
#142 - but...but...but...Ron Paul is an awesome guy. he doesn't care … 05/11/2012 on Ron Paul +9
#284 - you obviously haven't met the people i have 05/11/2012 on Beethoven 0
#96 - and that's only out of the ones who have been CONVICTED. i dou… 05/11/2012 on Regular priest +2
#95 - that was a terrible movie :P 05/11/2012 on Regular priest 0
#92 - indeed, i suppose you have a point. basically, a lot of priest… 05/11/2012 on Regular priest 0
#83 - usually. but even so, the old "Catholic Pedophile" j…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Regular priest 0
User avatar #86 - kingbulbasaur (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was thinking about looking up facts and statistics but I don't know any reliable sources for this kind of information. Usually this kind of thing'll be on someone's blog or some random amateur columnist's page -- making them unreliable.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2012) [-]
indeed, i suppose you have a point. basically, a lot of priests have been convicted of child molestation, or rape; and many many more have been accused of it but never arrested. the church tends to defend it's priests (and keep in mind that the church is one of the most powerful and influential things in the world), and will often bribe other's and pay lots of money to get that kind of media toned down. although i have to admit, i am a bit biased.
#101 - Spiderman died before that happened, bro.... not cool… 05/08/2012 on Scumbag Spiderman 0
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#460 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #461 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#458 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #459 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#454 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #455 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #456 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#447 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #448 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#446 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #439 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #440 to #439 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #441 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took fucking YEARS.
User avatar #442 to #441 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #443 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #444 to #443 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
User avatar #435 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
CONFUCKINGRATS
User avatar #436 to #435 - captainfuckitall (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#433 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
User avatar #434 to #433 - captainfuckitall (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#428 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
User avatar #429 to #428 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#430 to #429 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
User avatar #431 to #430 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
User avatar #401 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #402 to #401 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
User avatar #403 to #402 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
stop fapping
User avatar #404 to #403 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
#405 to #404 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
im watching
#425 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
User avatar #426 to #425 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/30/2011) [-]
GAH
User avatar #427 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
User avatar #406 to #405 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
User avatar #407 to #406 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/18/2011) [-]
.....keep going
User avatar #410 to #407 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
User avatar #411 to #410 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/20/2011) [-]
eeewww i wass jokeignman
User avatar #412 to #411 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
User avatar #413 to #412 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
THE FUCK
User avatar #414 to #413 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #415 to #414 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
you fapped all day....thinking i was watching?
are yo utrying to tell me somthing
User avatar #416 to #415 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
User avatar #418 to #417 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
User avatar #419 to #418 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
......was joke agin



the fuck man
User avatar #420 to #419 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
User avatar #421 to #420 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
gay
User avatar #423 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
User avatar #424 to #423 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/26/2011) [-]
was shoooopppeeedddd
User avatar #422 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch
User avatar #399 to #398 - captainfuckitall (05/15/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard
User avatar #396 - BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-]
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
User avatar #397 to #396 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2011) [-]
indeed it has. hey buddy, how's it going? :)
#394 - spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-]
Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
User avatar #395 to #394 - captainfuckitall (05/08/2011) [-]
haha, well i am so glad it did :P

WHAT??? but thats no fun :P
User avatar #388 - Klondyke (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting level 28 on purely comments! :D
User avatar #389 to #388 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. it's nice to be appreciated for the effort :P

in all honesty, i don't even want any fame, i just want someone else to appreciate the trouble :P
User avatar #383 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
you finnally got an avitar!
User avatar #384 to #383 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)

(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
User avatar #386 to #384 - seelcudoom ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
meh i have a few but to lazy right now
User avatar #387 to #386 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, we shall discuss it later then, my friend :D
User avatar #376 - XboxJunky (05/07/2011) [-]
Congratulations Captain.
User avatar #382 to #376 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i really do appreciate all of these congrats i'm getting. it makes me feel good inside :P

also, i hope your having an awesome day, anyways :)
User avatar #374 - anonemous (05/07/2011) [-]
congratulations!!!!
User avatar #381 to #374 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you, it took a lot of hard work and around 2 years, i think :P (one of my old accounts got deleted). i'm not asking for fame, i just want to be recognized is all :P
User avatar #373 - JNS (05/07/2011) [-]
congrats dude ... you are an inspiration to us all
User avatar #380 to #373 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you, that really warms my heart :). in truth though, anyone who does anything good is an inspiration :P. it was always just an ambition of mine, is all :)
#372 - SarcasticGuy (05/07/2011) [-]
LEVEL 28 MOTHER FUCKER.
LEVEL 28 MOTHER FUCKER.
User avatar #379 to #372 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
HELL YA :D
(love ed, edd, and eddy, btw :P)
User avatar #390 to #379 - SarcasticGuy (05/07/2011) [-]
Born and raised on that.
User avatar #393 to #390 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
great life :D
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