Not at all, though I assure you I'm not Jewish. Everyone can be a dick in the right circumstances, but that also means you can be friends with everyone under different ones. The world is strange.

Of course, that's how real friendship works. So, what's up?

At the moment, nothing much. I just woke up and am cleaning before family arrives.

Oh boy, sounds like fun. Where are you from?

Fun fun for everyone (complete sarcasm, of course).

I hail from Canada, Westernmost province of British Columbia, to be specific.

And what of you and your plans for today?

Family is almost as bad, if not worse than strangers.
Oh, right above Washington. Neat!
I hung out with a few FJers actually. How was the family thing? Or did it not happen yet?

Not yet. Changed to tomorrow.

I gather you have bad experiences with family members?

Buckle up, kiddo. Today's gonna be butts.

I have become cry.

They're just ah, annoying. I prefer keeping to myself. And they touch me a lot. Comfort issue stuff.

I have a similar issue, believe it or not. I just like my personal space and dislike to be touched, and they seem extremely offended when I explain this to them, as if I just told them I had been eating aborted fetuses.

Which I do not do, for the record.

Family just doesn't understand, man. They assume that they have the right to hug and smother you because you're related. Do you normally live alone?
Wonderful imagery.

I did for a bit, but I'm back as a break from Basic Training. Perhaps they just feel as if they are losing you and want to hold tight?

Oh, you're gonna join the army? How old are you?
Barf.

20. Going into Infantry. I already was in for a bit in Quebec. Military school of leadership and excellence or some such, Platoon Alpha 1-5. Not the best time in life.

Oh it's not that bad. I mean, it is, but nothing ever gets solved without mutual understanding.

Why are you going into Infantry? Pay for school, just because you want to, etc? Of course not, it's Quebec. Sounds like it was pretty brutal though.
Captain pls

Many reasons, though mostly to fuel my ambitions. I intend to go into politics in the future, and having a military background and support would greatly help.

A politician, huh? Aren't you worried that a lot of people will, you know, hate you? How long do you intend to serve in the army for? >Questions

Eh, don't people already?

As long as it takes, as vague as that may seem. And what of you? Any life plans or goals on your end?

Probably not.
As long as it takes to what?
Yeah, I want to be a Physician's Assistant. I've always wanted to do surgery.
Do you have Skype? I get so many notifications on here, so I often don't notice the replies. :/

I once saw you comment with a picture of Ken Ashcorp's Avatar eating a burger.

From that moment, I knew I liked you.

Thanks man
I am just honestly surprised anyone would remember my account haha.

Verily, booty-shake girl. I cannot promise to defend the right side of the Court, but I will always be there to defend the right side of your Heart.

I'm a dude
all the homo

Haha, where the hell did that come from?

I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater

That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.

I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha

Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.

most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor

Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.

Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear

im actually about to go to bed but hi

Who's the artist? Sauce?

i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it

I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.

Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.

Hello again.

hello

i am exhausted

You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor

Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.

Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.

It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".

It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.