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Consoles Owned: Playstation 3, PC, Wii, PSP, DS light
Video Games Played: Name it and I probably have it. If not, there's always TPB.
PSN: Captain_Fish
Interests: Being a sir.
Date Signed Up:10/16/2011
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#188 - Well **** . :D 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#125 - Well I hate youtube. :D They took down the new guys videos too…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
User avatar #137 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
don't worry, at least its out there, can't wait to watch it
#113 - XD I just found another youtuber who posted most of the second…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#116 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
I hope so too
again thank you, ive been waiting forever for the second season
User avatar #125 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
Well I hate youtube. :D They took down the new guys videos too. XD Fucking A...
At least they have the first episode on there. And the first episode is pretty damn awesome. XD
User avatar #137 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
don't worry, at least its out there, can't wait to watch it
#107 - False alarm. :( Not on youtube anymore. D: 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#106 - You can find it subbed somewhere...just not youtube anymore. S…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#111 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
I love you so much right now

thank you
User avatar #113 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
XD I just found another youtuber who posted most of the second season. Holefully this one won't get taken off. :D
#116 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
I hope so too
again thank you, ive been waiting forever for the second season
User avatar #125 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
Well I hate youtube. :D They took down the new guys videos too. XD Fucking A...
At least they have the first episode on there. And the first episode is pretty damn awesome. XD
User avatar #137 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
don't worry, at least its out there, can't wait to watch it
#105 - **** ...sorry guys. ******* youtube t… 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#79 - Two High School of the Dead posters in here...and I was just a…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 393 0
#144 - anonymous (01/26/2012) [-]
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is no HOTD season 2.
But it is confirmed, though with the manga being on hiatus it probably won't come out until next year/when more of the manga is released
Sad times..
User avatar #188 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
Well fuck. :D
User avatar #85 - blueexxorcist (01/26/2012) [-]
WHATTTT!!!
User avatar #107 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
False alarm. :( Not on youtube anymore. D:
#83 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
THE SECOND SEASON IS OUT!!!!
User avatar #106 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
You can find it subbed somewhere...just not youtube anymore. Shouldn't be that big of a deal. The guy must've gotten it from somewhere before youtube took it down right?
#111 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
I love you so much right now

thank you
User avatar #113 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
XD I just found another youtuber who posted most of the second season. Holefully this one won't get taken off. :D
#116 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
I hope so too
again thank you, ive been waiting forever for the second season
User avatar #125 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
Well I hate youtube. :D They took down the new guys videos too. XD Fucking A...
At least they have the first episode on there. And the first episode is pretty damn awesome. XD
User avatar #137 - kapurass (01/26/2012) [-]
don't worry, at least its out there, can't wait to watch it
User avatar #81 - Sethorein (01/26/2012) [-]
NOWAI?! :O That was some of the best ecchi ever :D
User avatar #105 - captainfish (01/26/2012) [-]
Fuck...sorry guys. Fucking youtube took it down. Now there's only Ep. 1 part 1. :(
#561 - Holy **** ...I jumped. XD Bravo good sir. 01/26/2012 on Destroy him +3
#104 - Greenland and Madagascar...hardest ******* places… 01/25/2012 on If you've ever played Pandemic +1
#1130 - Bravo good sir. 01/22/2012 on Internet-Titanic +3
#15 - **captainfish rolled a random image posted in comment #325 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2012 on My Zombie Weapon Is Ready 0
User avatar #50 - dagold (01/22/2012) [-]
Not a fan of ponies, but if that was my anti zombie weapon, i think i would be ok with it.
#13 - PEDO TROLL 01/21/2012 on Hybrid Memes 0
#12 - Comment deleted 01/21/2012 on Hybrid Memes 0
#7 - I know what I'm doing over the next 5 hours. :D 01/21/2012 on The FapMaster 9000 0
#5 - ...How the...?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2012 on The FapMaster 9000 +1
User avatar #38 - graphically (01/22/2012) [-]
Use a Fortify Restoration Potion and wear Fortify Alchemy equips. Since the Fortify Alchemy ability is under the school of Restoration, and the Fortify Restoration potion increases Restoration by a certain percent, after you use it, your Fortify Alchemy Enchantment will be boosted, so just keep on making Fortify Restoration potions and use them to make stronger ones.

Ingredients for the potion are rather easy to find, just go swimming and catch the fish in the water.
#6 - wingsisaac (01/21/2012) [-]
**wingsisaac rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Snooki without makeup ** open console, type "player.setav enchanting 9001"

Profit
User avatar #7 - captainfish (01/21/2012) [-]
I know what I'm doing over the next 5 hours. :D
#107 - I like where this is going. 01/20/2012 on Kitteh 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Kitteh +31
#5 - thooperdooper (01/19/2012) [-]
#107 - captainfish (01/20/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#426 - Doesn't matter, had pinkie .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... 0
#427 - InsertFunnyPhrase (01/19/2012) [-]
#424 - pinkie ALL the content. :D  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... 0
User avatar #425 - InsertFunnyPhrase (01/19/2012) [-]
They reset... sad sad sad.
User avatar #426 - captainfish (01/19/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, had pinkie.
#427 - InsertFunnyPhrase (01/19/2012) [-]
#39 - You went on 4chan again, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU. 01/19/2012 on MFW 0
#62 - Holy **** ...there's the " **** y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... +2
User avatar #373 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Fucking love the Siren myself, hope Borderlands 2 siren is just as good or better
#59 - But that's pretty much what the internet was made for. XD  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... +1
#60 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
agreed

User avatar #62 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
Holy shit...there's the "Fuck yeah" guy on the Nomad's shield in Borderlands 2...
User avatar #373 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Fucking love the Siren myself, hope Borderlands 2 siren is just as good or better
#56 - I'm in Maine so it's natural. :D First world problems right? XD  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... +1
#57 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
other people are starving
were bitching about 45 minute walks and 30 minute drives
wer'e assholes now that i think a bout it XD
User avatar #59 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
But that's pretty much what the internet was made for. XD
#60 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
agreed

User avatar #62 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
Holy shit...there's the "Fuck yeah" guy on the Nomad's shield in Borderlands 2...
User avatar #373 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Fucking love the Siren myself, hope Borderlands 2 siren is just as good or better
#54 - Mine's a 30 minute drive...  [+] (7 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... +2
#55 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
i live in colorado
its winter
but a 30 min drive
holy shit
User avatar #56 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm in Maine so it's natural. :D
First world problems right? XD
#57 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
other people are starving
were bitching about 45 minute walks and 30 minute drives
wer'e assholes now that i think a bout it XD
User avatar #59 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
But that's pretty much what the internet was made for. XD
#60 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
agreed

User avatar #62 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
Holy shit...there's the "Fuck yeah" guy on the Nomad's shield in Borderlands 2...
User avatar #373 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Fucking love the Siren myself, hope Borderlands 2 siren is just as good or better
#49 - Exactly.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/18/2012 on Borderlands Did It Before... +2
#51 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
mfw my nearest gamestop is a 45 minute walk away
#54 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
Mine's a 30 minute drive...
#55 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
i live in colorado
its winter
but a 30 min drive
holy shit
User avatar #56 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm in Maine so it's natural. :D
First world problems right? XD
#57 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
other people are starving
were bitching about 45 minute walks and 30 minute drives
wer'e assholes now that i think a bout it XD
User avatar #59 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
But that's pretty much what the internet was made for. XD
#60 - ponydestroyer (01/18/2012) [-]
agreed

User avatar #62 - captainfish (01/18/2012) [-]
Holy shit...there's the "Fuck yeah" guy on the Nomad's shield in Borderlands 2...
User avatar #373 - archonlb (01/19/2012) [-]
Fucking love the Siren myself, hope Borderlands 2 siren is just as good or better

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User avatar #74 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/03/2013) [-]
my dog is getting put down soon..

i feel worse on top of everything else...
User avatar #75 to #74 - captainfish (02/15/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...I am so sorry...dogs are...I can't even explain how sorry I am for you. I've lost three dogs so far. I know exactly what that's like. :(
And sorry about not responding to this. My life's been going down the ******* recently.
User avatar #76 to #75 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/15/2013) [-]
i can say the same.. whats going on on your end?
User avatar #77 to #76 - captainfish (02/15/2013) [-]
My girlfriend broke up with me, there's a slight chance that I might have skin cancer, and I'll be kicked out of my house in June...around my birthday.
XD ****** ****** up man.
User avatar #78 to #77 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/15/2013) [-]
i've had skin cancer before. its not serious if treated early. but what caused the break up and the kick out?
User avatar #79 to #78 - captainfish (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. I'm getting a check up to find out if I really have it or not.
The break up was because she felt guilty about liking two guys at once. That was three weeks and one day ago. Ever since then, I've felt like she's toying with me. When I finally asked her about it, I pretty much ****** up every chance I ever had of getting back together with her.
And the kick out is just because my grandma's a crazy bitch. XD
User avatar #80 to #79 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/16/2013) [-]
well take it from personal experiance. once she starts playing with you like that, she won't stop until you bore her. if you try moving on she'll guilt you back. get out while you can.
User avatar #81 to #80 - captainfish (02/16/2013) [-]
Just last night, I flipped the **** out at her. XD Told her everything that I thought was going on. She wasn't ******* around with me. She said that we either need to relax and calm the **** down about everything (yeah she actually knew that she was being really ******* mean and bitchy to me) or we needed to just take a break from talking to each other for a week or so. I asked her what she wanted to do and she said that she still wants to talk to me. It's nice getting to talk to her without feeling the need to get her back for anything. XD She's not a bitch to me anymore, and I don't have to guilt trip her anymore. :D WOOOOOO ****** UP FRIENDSHIPS. XD
User avatar #82 to #81 - MotherFuckingTobi (02/17/2013) [-]
they're the best. *sarcasm*
User avatar #69 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/31/2013) [-]
so... i went to the gym tonight.

still bad at interacting socially

but i'm slowly warming up to public places...

and i don't know why. but i can easily talk to you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - captainfish (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't feel weird about it. I'm just naturally an easy person to talk to. :D
Slowly still means that you're moving forward. :3
User avatar #71 to #70 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/31/2013) [-]
its still scary.
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainfish (01/31/2013) [-]
Change is a scary thing. Especially if it's this big.
Just remember that progress is progress no matter what the pace is.
Now I'm really ******* wiped out and I have a busy day tomorrow of doing absolutely nothing so I'll see ya later. :D
User avatar #73 to #72 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/31/2013) [-]
alright. see ya. and thanks.
User avatar #64 - zameckis (12/05/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #65 to #64 - captainfish (12/05/2012) [-]
How do you do?
User avatar #66 to #65 - zameckis (12/05/2012) [-]
quite fine, thanks for asking,
very considerate of you

how about yourself, captainfish?
User avatar #67 to #66 - captainfish (12/05/2012) [-]
I am doing quite well, thanks.
How is your day going?
User avatar #68 to #67 - zameckis (12/05/2012) [-]
hm.,., nothing major happened, so it's quite meh
but overall is good

enough about myself
i'm quite interested in you, sir captainfish
care for a little chit chat?
#52 - aaronthefknpanda (11/24/2012) [-]
(continuing from KS post)
oooouuuuh is it a good game?
and hold up hold up... KH fan, KS fan and brony?
im sorry but you're my best friend now XD jk but huzzah person i have things in common with :3
and ill post whenever i can, as much as i can, hope thats good enough for you ^^
#60 to #52 - aaronthefknpanda (11/24/2012) [-]
last one for tonight, i really should go to bed, will post more tomorrow or so x3
#59 to #52 - aaronthefknpanda (11/24/2012) [-]
one of my favs x3
User avatar #53 to #52 - captainfish (11/24/2012) [-]
XD It's all cool dude. And yeah, it's a REALLY awesome game. No one from KH is in it straight off of the release, but they're definitely gunna put Sora or someone in with DLC.
And you can post whenever you want to. :3 Anything works for me.
User avatar #56 to #53 - aaronthefknpanda (11/24/2012) [-]
KH DLC? o: for which of the KH games exactly?
User avatar #61 to #56 - captainfish (11/24/2012) [-]
I was talking about Playstation All-Stars. XD Sorry about that not being so clear.
#62 to #61 - aaronthefknpanda (11/25/2012) [-]
oooooooooooooh okay okay haha x3
all good, but yeah that would be pretty cool indeed o:
i wouldnt mind a KH fighting game tbh x3
User avatar #63 to #62 - captainfish (11/25/2012) [-]
XD They can't NOT add Sora to a Playstation All-Stars game. They'll probably put him in along with Crash Bandicoot. :3
And yeah, a KH fighting game would be AWESOME.
#54 to #53 - mrfluffnation (11/24/2012) [-]
Don't mean to intrude but I'm very interested in these wallpapers as well. Hanako was my favourite storyline.
User avatar #55 to #54 - aaronthefknpanda (11/24/2012) [-]
then welcome brotha, i am here to share with all :D
User avatar #32 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU!!!
User avatar #34 to #32 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
Such a strange trade request. I almost felt wrong doing it. XDDDD
User avatar #35 to #34 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
I hate Dsend,so I hate that statue.
I would have traded it to anyone for anything...
I just hate that thing.
Thanks buddeh<3
User avatar #36 to #35 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
XD No problem man.
#40 to #39 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
<Most likely not related...
#41 to #40 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
You,me,xxkillionarexx,irwincardozo,handsomecompass,ashizzle, in the zombny apocalisple.
#42 to #41 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
Left 4 Pony. :D
User avatar #43 to #42 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
I see what u did thar!
#44 to #43 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
[PROTOPONY] :D
#45 to #44 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
Call of cutey?
Pony ops?
#47 to #45 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
Ponies vs. Zombies
User avatar #48 to #47 - dragonzard (10/13/2012) [-]
Lol,Ponymon!
User avatar #49 to #48 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
XD Well this has been pretty awesome but I gotta go. See ya later. :D
#51 to #49 - handsomecompass (10/21/2012) [-]
Well, it seems I am late to this party. Eight days late to be exact.
User avatar #33 to #32 - captainfish (10/13/2012) [-]
I LOVE ME TOO. :D
#14 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
Whats up?
User avatar #15 to #15 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
The televised glory known as "American Dad". :D How about you?
User avatar #16 to #16 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
Waiting for season 3 of MLP.....
But the brony board keeps me alive.
BTW What kind of music are you into?
User avatar #17 to #17 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
When is it going to start by the way? I can't wait. :D
And I'm into ska, metal, and punk. :3
User avatar #18 to #18 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
I don't really know the date,so I will not lie.
Also,do you liek A7x?
User avatar #19 to #19 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
SEASON 3 MUST COME SOON. And I have no idea what A7x is. o.o
User avatar #20 to #20 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
You never have heard of them?
Oh well,They are a verry cool band.
They sing great metal/rock music.
They sing sad songs too...You should REALLY check them out.
User avatar #21 to #21 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
XD Well then I might just do that. :D
User avatar #22 to #22 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
Also,who is your favorite pony? :o
User avatar #23 to #23 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
Fluttershy...o.o
Either her or Luna. :D
User avatar #24 to #24 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
How about dashie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRfDJQY_Y8&feature=channel&list=UL
BEST SONG EVER.Buried alive by Avenged Sevenfold.
User avatar #25 to #25 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
I like the song they did for CoTD. :D But that one's still pretty cool. XD
RD's way up there. XD
By the way I read my little Dashie...so many feels.
User avatar #26 to #26 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
Yeah,"Not buried alive" Is an EPIC song.
In fact,I'm going to play it tonight solo.
Not to get achivements.But because I like the map.
My little dashie was sad at the begining,but the ending wasn't good:b
User avatar #27 to #27 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
*"Not ready to die"
User avatar #28 to #28 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
My favorite zombie map overall has to be Der Ries. :3
User avatar #29 to #29 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
MIne is Ascention,der riese,kino.
In that order,I used to hate Shangri-la....But now I think it's not so bad.
Exept for the traps that slow you down.
User avatar #30 to #30 - captainfish (05/25/2012) [-]
Shangri-La's one of those maps that it takes a while to get used to. After a while it's a lot of fun though. I'm gunna go to sleep man. XD Gnight.
User avatar #31 to #31 - dragonzard (05/25/2012) [-]
Good night man.
Sweet dreams...
User avatar #6 - dragonzard (04/27/2012) [-]
Did you get top 40 too?
Wow.
User avatar #7 to #7 - captainfish (04/27/2012) [-]
Yeah I know right? Yesterday or two days ago I got top 60...
And I...I think Imma brony now.
WHY IS THAT SHOW SO AWESOME?
User avatar #8 to #8 - dragonzard (04/27/2012) [-]
Because it`s ******* PONYS BRO.
Oh,when I tell my friends I like to watch MLP.
They think im joking.
User avatar #9 to #9 - captainfish (04/27/2012) [-]
XD I already had a bunch of friends who are bronies and pegasisters. They were all pushing me towards watching the show. Even my girlfriend. XD Thanks for giving me that last little push to bronyness. :D
User avatar #10 to #10 - dragonzard (04/27/2012) [-]
All in a days work :)
your friend "handsomecompass" even thanked me!
User avatar #11 to #11 - captainfish (04/27/2012) [-]
XD Yeah she said she would. Please tell me she wasn't too creepy about it. o.o
User avatar #12 to #12 - dragonzard (04/27/2012) [-]
Nahh bro.
he or she was preety cool.

User avatar #13 to #13 - captainfish (04/27/2012) [-]
XD It's a she but if you want, you can pretent she's a he just to mess with her. :D
#5 - handsomecompass (04/22/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
#1 - vaughnellis (02/07/2012) [-]
CONGRATS ON ALL THE toenail clippingS DUDE!
User avatar #2 to #1 - captainfish (02/07/2012) [-]
Front page...feels good man. :'D
User avatar #4 to #3 - captainfish (02/07/2012) [-]
No. Those tits are awesome.
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