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captainfish

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Date Signed Up:10/16/2011
Last Login:4/11/2014
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I'm funny because I can pretend to be a racist.

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#70 - Don't feel weird about it. I'm just naturally an easy person t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on captainfish's profile 0
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#71 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/31/2013) [-]
its still scary.
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#72 - captainfish (01/31/2013) [-]
Change is a scary thing. Especially if it's this big.
Just remember that progress is progress no matter what the pace is.
Now I'm really fucking wiped out and I have a busy day tomorrow of doing absolutely nothing so I'll see ya later. :D
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#73 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/31/2013) [-]
alright. see ya. and thanks.
#99 - And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
#97 - Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
#93 - That's all in how you see it for yourself. gif is always …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#96 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
tried at work today.

stammered and stuttered like an idiot just trying to say hi to a co-worker.

i
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#97 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D
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#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
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#91 - Social interaction. Now THAT'S an intimidating word. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#92 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
it does make it sound friendlier...
#93 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
That's all in how you see it for yourself.
gif is always unrelated.
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#96 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
tried at work today.

stammered and stuttered like an idiot just trying to say hi to a co-worker.

i
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#97 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D
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#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
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#88 - Changing your emotions into motivation is always the smarter w…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/29/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#90 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
well i fear social interaction. so i just hope i can do it.
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#91 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
Social interaction.
Now THAT'S an intimidating word.
From now on, you should say chatting.
Just regular old chatting.
It makes it sound much friendlier if you say it that way.
You can do it. Trust me.
You can do it.
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#92 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
it does make it sound friendlier...
#93 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
That's all in how you see it for yourself.
gif is always unrelated.
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#96 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
tried at work today.

stammered and stuttered like an idiot just trying to say hi to a co-worker.

i
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#97 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D
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#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
#84 - I know a few guys who do the same exact thing. Your girlfriend…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/29/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#85 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
yeah. she was.

and my family is planning to take a cruise this summer. so i guess i'll funnel my emotions into motivation (like others said) and shape up a bit. no better place to meet people than a confined area.
#88 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
Changing your emotions into motivation is always the smarter way to go as long as you have something worth being motivated for; and from what i know about your story so far, it's the best choice for you right now.
Confined areas are better because people can't run away from my car.

...imeanwut.
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#90 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
well i fear social interaction. so i just hope i can do it.
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#91 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
Social interaction.
Now THAT'S an intimidating word.
From now on, you should say chatting.
Just regular old chatting.
It makes it sound much friendlier if you say it that way.
You can do it. Trust me.
You can do it.
User avatar
#92 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
it does make it sound friendlier...
#93 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
That's all in how you see it for yourself.
gif is always unrelated.
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#96 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
tried at work today.

stammered and stuttered like an idiot just trying to say hi to a co-worker.

i
User avatar
#97 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D
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#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying
#64 - I'm watching Archer right now so I have no idea how motivation…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/29/2013 on please come back to... +1
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#65 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
hanako made me smile..

i wish she was real.. i'm too scarred to talk to other people... my scars are mental... but i honestly react the same way she does.. i dodge human contact.. and if i cant i just get up and walk away in a panic... my girlfriend made me a social person... without her.. i'm peterified to talk to anyone outside my small circle of friends...
#84 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
I know a few guys who do the same exact thing. Your girlfriend is your Hisao, I assume? Just go by her lessons to you. If she gives you confidence, pretend that she's always by your side. If you can't then try your fucking best.
I know what you're saying. It's like your first day back in high school and you have no friends in any of your classes so you crawl back into your turtle shell and hide from everyone. I did that too and it's not a bad thing. Not at all. A few months after high school started, I got my first girlfriend and she taught me how to be social. After she broke up with me, I was determined to keep up my social abilities and make as many friends as I could. I was the "new A.J." and everyone loved it.
I'm telling you this story not because I want to tell you my whole life's story, but because I want to reach out and let you know that you can fly high like the social butterfly you are no matter what. :D

No idea what relevance that had. Just thought it might help.
Take a (largely unrelated) gif. :D
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#85 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
yeah. she was.

and my family is planning to take a cruise this summer. so i guess i'll funnel my emotions into motivation (like others said) and shape up a bit. no better place to meet people than a confined area.
#88 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
Changing your emotions into motivation is always the smarter way to go as long as you have something worth being motivated for; and from what i know about your story so far, it's the best choice for you right now.
Confined areas are better because people can't run away from my car.

...imeanwut.
User avatar
#90 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
well i fear social interaction. so i just hope i can do it.
User avatar
#91 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
Social interaction.
Now THAT'S an intimidating word.
From now on, you should say chatting.
Just regular old chatting.
It makes it sound much friendlier if you say it that way.
You can do it. Trust me.
You can do it.
User avatar
#92 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/29/2013) [-]
it does make it sound friendlier...
#93 - captainfish (01/29/2013) [-]
That's all in how you see it for yourself.
gif is always unrelated.
User avatar
#96 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
tried at work today.

stammered and stuttered like an idiot just trying to say hi to a co-worker.

i
User avatar
#97 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
Practice makes perfect, buddy. :3 Keep on keeping on. :D
User avatar
#98 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
it severely discouraged me.
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#99 - captainfish (01/30/2013) [-]
And I'm making an attempt to negate that discouragement.
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#100 - MotherFuckingTobi (01/30/2013) [-]
good luck trying