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#4813 - Since you've already decided this relationship has an expirati…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4814 - RidingMyPimpmobile (07/18/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty good advice, I'm not going to be a dick, but I'm definitely not goin gto be pushed around as much
#4296 - Here is what I recommend, as soon as you are old enough, go to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#4315 - eysin (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. However, laws in Iceland prohibit strip clubs and pretty much everything else.
#4290 - What you need is a good sexual jarring. Get him pumping to get… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4282 - Start a tradition with those you hold dear that includes you a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4289 - nanashi (07/17/2014) [-]
i work around 10-15 hours a day 5-6 days a week, but that is a really great idea, thanks dude
#4269 - I liked this comment so much, I thumbed every other comment...…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4272 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
thank you kindly sir, every little bit helps.
#4267 - I had a similar problem, so I put speakers near my ceiling and… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#4264 - Well with the downturn in the economy, I can imagine how the b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4265 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
lmao no, the underground economy is always bangin.
#4269 - captaincool (07/17/2014) [-]
I liked this comment so much, I thumbed every other comment...well done Senor Blow n Go
User avatar #4272 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
thank you kindly sir, every little bit helps.
#4260 - Not meant to be a rude question, but have you had a job in the past?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #4262 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
i used to suck dick...
#4264 - captaincool (07/17/2014) [-]
Well with the downturn in the economy, I can imagine how the blowjob market would also be suffering. I can do nothing for you friend
User avatar #4265 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
lmao no, the underground economy is always bangin.
#4269 - captaincool (07/17/2014) [-]
I liked this comment so much, I thumbed every other comment...well done Senor Blow n Go
User avatar #4272 - rulebysecrecy (07/17/2014) [-]
thank you kindly sir, every little bit helps.
#4253 - Make that shitty ass apartment the coolest fucking place of al…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4263 - SilverBullet (07/17/2014) [-]
I'd love to turn this place into a bachelor pad, but my girlfriend wouldn't like that too much. The only REAL complaint I have is the herd of cattle that lives above me. I was not aware that a single mother and her two kids could stomp around so fucking much
#4267 - captaincool (07/17/2014) [-]
I had a similar problem, so I put speakers near my ceiling and played loud gay/lesbian porn until THEY moved out...be warned this may not work 100% of the time
#4249 - I know that shit sucks man, but honestly, just wait it out. St…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#6592 - sdfghjnj (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice man. I mean I know getting back together wouldn't work, we've done it before. It's just the fact that the first few months was easy (Not exactly easy, but easier than it is now) and now after 6 months it's seeming to get harder and harder. I know she's moved on wit her life. Like we both lost our virginity to each other and now we've both had sex with someone else, and that's a big thing for her. I don't know it just seems that every time I think of anything in my future life like getting my first house and having kids and going on holidays and stuff I always think of it being with her, then I suddenly realise that's not how it's going to be.
God knows, I should just consider myself lucky that I've got great friends and I don't see her everywhere I go. I mean we haven't even bumped into eachother since we broke up. I t was a good break up aswell, it was a mutual decision and we've kept in touch since and there's been no argument, I just thought it would get easier as time goes on but it's seem to have done the opposite.
I don't expect you to give me any more advice man, I suppose it just helps getting all this off my chest, Cheers man.
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#1 - captaincool (12/07/2010) [-]
This is sad.............I'm commenting on my own wall
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