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#39 - just started the show today already love her 04/30/2013 on Cheesy taturs +1
#184 - proof fag 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#415 - yes 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#193 - thanks man, love! 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
#191 - actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
#189 - why hello  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
#84 - im still a low level so thats out  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
#74 - is he difficult?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#69 - can...can i kill him?  [+] (19 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
#81 - msfattytroll (04/28/2013) [-]
you can... but if you want his armor you have to wait until he kills the firekeeper and then use the black eye orb you get from her corpse to invade his world later on in anor londo
User avatar #84 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
im still a low level so thats out
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
User avatar #72 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kill him right away, you don't have to deal with his shit, but he drops a souvenir of reprisal if you chase him for the firekeeper's soul.
I'm just gonna kill him straight away on my current character.
User avatar #74 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
is he difficult?
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#67 - ok so i let some gold guy out of prison what does he do?  [+] (22 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
#124 - undyingpanda (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
SPOILER:

He kills the firekeeper of Firelink and runs off with her soul for a while, basically he's a prick.
User avatar #69 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
can...can i kill him?
#81 - msfattytroll (04/28/2013) [-]
you can... but if you want his armor you have to wait until he kills the firekeeper and then use the black eye orb you get from her corpse to invade his world later on in anor londo
User avatar #84 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
im still a low level so thats out
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
User avatar #72 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kill him right away, you don't have to deal with his shit, but he drops a souvenir of reprisal if you chase him for the firekeeper's soul.
I'm just gonna kill him straight away on my current character.
User avatar #74 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
is he difficult?
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#4 - SUN! 04/27/2013 on retoast +1
#572 - ive been here for a while 5 years i think i just never underst… 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. 0
#58 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on What i Do 0
#394 - ooohhhhhh that's ******* retarted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. +3
User avatar #483 - phanact (04/26/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk
User avatar #572 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
ive been here for a while 5 years i think i just never understood this you seem like a cool guy
#208 - Picture 04/26/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... 0
#206 - BROKEN DOWN WHO'S NAME IS A DARKER SHADE OF BLUE?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... 0
User avatar #207 - brokendownpm (04/26/2013) [-]
I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE MAN, THEY SEEM THE SAME HUE.
#208 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
#383 - never did understand the hate that you get here, but personall…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. +4
User avatar #388 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2013) [-]
Back when he was just on the pony thread, we all made a joke of hating him.
Then everyone took it seriously when he became popular and saw us 'hating' him.
User avatar #506 - bladeboy (04/26/2013) [-]
I hate him because he tried to scam the blaze account of the guy who actually got it.
User avatar #394 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
ooohhhhhh that's fucking retarted
User avatar #483 - phanact (04/26/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk
User avatar #572 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
ive been here for a while 5 years i think i just never understood this you seem like a cool guy
#100 - Picture 04/25/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... 0
#96 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... +2
User avatar #98 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
guess who just found a new background for their computer?
#100 - captainchina (04/25/2013) [-]
#60 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 04/25/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... +16
#108 - brokendownpm (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #206 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
BROKEN DOWN WHO'S NAME IS A DARKER SHADE OF BLUE?
User avatar #207 - brokendownpm (04/26/2013) [-]
I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE MAN, THEY SEEM THE SAME HUE.
#208 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
someone is going to have to explain to me why the dark knight is drinking sunny-d
User avatar #173 - pwoneill (04/25/2013) [-]
In an attempt to become so grossly incandescent
#96 - captainchina (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #98 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
guess who just found a new background for their computer?
#100 - captainchina (04/25/2013) [-]
#78 - liquidz (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 - KingRANDOM (04/25/2013) [-]
That my friend is no dark knight, that my friend is Solair.
User avatar #79 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
thank you, could you give me some background content to clear it up for me?
#124 - gaffateip (04/25/2013) [-]
His name is Solaire of Astora.
He is from the game " Dark Souls "
User avatar #89 - Lolzster (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't play whatever he's from, but apparently he says "Praise the Sun" lot. Hence his orgasmic rection to a never-setting Sun.
User avatar #91 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
made me laugh, a thumb for you and your helpful information
#105 - mr skeltal (04/25/2013) [-]
http://darksouls .wikidot. com/solaire-of-astora
User avatar #107 - iskandersa (04/25/2013) [-]
he seems like a cool dude
#14 - **** was on fire yo. 04/19/2013 on Fertilizer Plant Explosion... 0
#62 - **captainchina rolled a random image posted in comment #3819… 04/15/2013 on best KO ever +8
#88 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Zangief... +8
#68 - something that will be popular by the kids, basically anything…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on My First Reaction gif 0
User avatar #77 - stonedplatypus (04/10/2013) [-]
west korea is best korea
#66 - oh no i understand that i meant the clever use of advertising. 04/10/2013 on My First Reaction gif 0
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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