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captainchina

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Nun ya
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Highest Content Rank:#5207
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Times Content Favorited:64 times
Total Comments Made:810
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#90 - booty had me like 09/03/2014 on Plump +2
#97 - Picture 09/03/2014 on 3 Wishes +2
#28 - I smell a filthy casual. just kidding i love you so much  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Fatboy & Slim +2
#33 - bossguycumsplash (09/02/2014) [-]
#96 - Picture 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... 0
#70 - not using salt and pepper only. 08/19/2014 on How to make a salad -1
#115 - Picture 08/02/2014 on Who is your favourite? 0
#20 - Obligatory dio. 07/31/2014 on Perfect casting +19
#7 - Picture 07/23/2014 on South Park 0
#3 - First three letters. Swell with Dio.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on South Park +4
#6 - bendeman (07/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory
#7 - captainchina (07/23/2014) [-]
#28 - what system?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Havel's 0
User avatar #29 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
PC. I couldn't afford Xbox live, and then there was next-gen, lol. Steam sales are my main source of video games, it's how I got Dark Souls 1. It's also how I got rid of my money. But that's all right; Can't have everything. Makes you appreciate the really good games more, y'know? And there's always something to look forward to.

Sorry for the long-ass reply.
#26 - thanks. planning for dark souls 2 as well.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Havel's 0
User avatar #27 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
I wish I could afford Dark Souls 2. :s
User avatar #28 - captainchina (07/19/2014) [-]
what system?
User avatar #29 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
PC. I couldn't afford Xbox live, and then there was next-gen, lol. Steam sales are my main source of video games, it's how I got Dark Souls 1. It's also how I got rid of my money. But that's all right; Can't have everything. Makes you appreciate the really good games more, y'know? And there's always something to look forward to.

Sorry for the long-ass reply.
#24 - Im making a Guts build. still stuck on armour and main sword c…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Havel's 0
User avatar #25 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
Stamina at lvl 40 + ring of favor and protection, armor is barely important, mix up some that you feel is pretty but make sure you're at medium jump. Most powerful sword is the Zweihander and it only requires 16 str. Play without a shield, you'll gain a ton of skill
User avatar #26 - captainchina (07/19/2014) [-]
thanks. planning for dark souls 2 as well.
User avatar #27 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
I wish I could afford Dark Souls 2. :s
User avatar #28 - captainchina (07/19/2014) [-]
what system?
User avatar #29 - matrixone (07/19/2014) [-]
PC. I couldn't afford Xbox live, and then there was next-gen, lol. Steam sales are my main source of video games, it's how I got Dark Souls 1. It's also how I got rid of my money. But that's all right; Can't have everything. Makes you appreciate the really good games more, y'know? And there's always something to look forward to.

Sorry for the long-ass reply.
#438 - Guts. in dark souls 2.... im pretty set. 07/18/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. 0
#94 - Just started Berserk yesterday. its ******* amazing.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Non lewd animes +2
#219 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Only thing about Berserk is it cuts off abruptly and seems like there should be a 2nd season so if you end up liking it you are going to need to reading the manga.
#21 - gimme those hot cross buns big boy 06/21/2014 on captainchina's profile 0
#19 - honestly im shocked that you did this 06/21/2014 on captainchina's profile 0
#36 - make it wet you dirty whore 06/21/2014 on Shitposting Bread 0
#65 - yo 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#141 - WHO DARES SUMMON ME?! 04/07/2014 on The first avenger 0
#139 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Maury +1
#30 - I made this cake just for admin. Please notice me admin senpai. 04/06/2014 on Food Pronz 0
#76 - Bless you all my children 03/29/2014 on The Happening...KLK 0
#100 - like getting kicked in the dick by a MMA fighter. but you love…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #104 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like a dick-tearing good time
#3 - here ya go  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on best commercials ever +4
#12 - smoothmcgroove (03/24/2014) [-]
Because of this one video, I looked up remixes of Octagons, Old Spice, TF2, Clone High, and just about anything else I could find for the last 3 hours

And now I still have homework to do at 2AM
#92 - im currently on my 15 hour in dark souls 2 marathon  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #96 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten that yet, how is it?
User avatar #100 - captainchina (03/23/2014) [-]
like getting kicked in the dick by a MMA fighter. but you love every second of it.
User avatar #104 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like a dick-tearing good time

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User avatar #27 - miia ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
who is you
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainchina (03/09/2015) [-]
myself
User avatar #29 to #28 - miia ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - prycebear ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
***** I play mc on xbon so add me "Morqus"
User avatar #24 to #23 - captainchina (12/28/2014) [-]
Fine ***** dayum
User avatar #25 to #24 - prycebear ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Who the **** are you anyway
User avatar #26 to #25 - captainchina (12/28/2014) [-]
mPHEMPSMYHERO ***** the **** you think you id?
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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