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#24 - as of now my gaming collection includes the free to play games… 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
#23 - haha this is true i want to go to pc but unfortunately im poor…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
User avatar #25 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I saved up for mine for a year but it's three years old, so it's already outdated. The most annoying thing when it comes to PC's
User avatar #26 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
so where do you live in the us? if im not overstepping my boundaries
User avatar #27 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm from the land of Carlsberg and Lego.
User avatar #28 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Denmark :b

Where are you from in the US?
User avatar #30 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
on dat east coast
User avatar #31 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Niiiiice. I wan't to go to the US some day. Ben & Jerry ice cream is so much cheaper
User avatar #32 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
almost everything is cheaper in bulk here... except for hospital bills
User avatar #33 - badena (05/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Denmark, where our hospital's are free but taxes are 40%
#21 - yes sony likes money but wont choke its fans for it  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
User avatar #22 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Everyone in that business likes money but at least they're not as bad as EA when it comes to games
User avatar #24 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
as of now my gaming collection includes the free to play games on steam that my laptop can run
User avatar #23 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
haha this is true i want to go to pc but unfortunately im poor and have no cash for a gaming pc
User avatar #25 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I saved up for mine for a year but it's three years old, so it's already outdated. The most annoying thing when it comes to PC's
User avatar #26 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
so where do you live in the us? if im not overstepping my boundaries
User avatar #27 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm from the land of Carlsberg and Lego.
User avatar #28 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Denmark :b

Where are you from in the US?
User avatar #30 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
on dat east coast
User avatar #31 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Niiiiice. I wan't to go to the US some day. Ben & Jerry ice cream is so much cheaper
User avatar #32 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
almost everything is cheaper in bulk here... except for hospital bills
User avatar #33 - badena (05/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Denmark, where our hospital's are free but taxes are 40%
#19 - yea hard. so im switching to sony  [+] (14 new replies) 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
User avatar #20 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
PS was my favorite of the two anyway
User avatar #21 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yes sony likes money but wont choke its fans for it
User avatar #22 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Everyone in that business likes money but at least they're not as bad as EA when it comes to games
User avatar #24 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
as of now my gaming collection includes the free to play games on steam that my laptop can run
User avatar #23 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
haha this is true i want to go to pc but unfortunately im poor and have no cash for a gaming pc
User avatar #25 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I saved up for mine for a year but it's three years old, so it's already outdated. The most annoying thing when it comes to PC's
User avatar #26 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
so where do you live in the us? if im not overstepping my boundaries
User avatar #27 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm from the land of Carlsberg and Lego.
User avatar #28 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Denmark :b

Where are you from in the US?
User avatar #30 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
on dat east coast
User avatar #31 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Niiiiice. I wan't to go to the US some day. Ben & Jerry ice cream is so much cheaper
User avatar #32 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
almost everything is cheaper in bulk here... except for hospital bills
User avatar #33 - badena (05/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Denmark, where our hospital's are free but taxes are 40%
#17 - this is true god i just watched the video for the new xbox its…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
User avatar #18 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I haven't seen it, I'm more of a PC person, but everyone is saying the same about it. They fucked up.
User avatar #19 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea hard. so im switching to sony
User avatar #20 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
PS was my favorite of the two anyway
User avatar #21 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yes sony likes money but wont choke its fans for it
User avatar #22 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Everyone in that business likes money but at least they're not as bad as EA when it comes to games
User avatar #24 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
as of now my gaming collection includes the free to play games on steam that my laptop can run
User avatar #23 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
haha this is true i want to go to pc but unfortunately im poor and have no cash for a gaming pc
User avatar #25 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I saved up for mine for a year but it's three years old, so it's already outdated. The most annoying thing when it comes to PC's
User avatar #26 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
so where do you live in the us? if im not overstepping my boundaries
User avatar #27 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm from the land of Carlsberg and Lego.
User avatar #28 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Denmark :b

Where are you from in the US?
User avatar #30 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
on dat east coast
User avatar #31 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Niiiiice. I wan't to go to the US some day. Ben & Jerry ice cream is so much cheaper
User avatar #32 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
almost everything is cheaper in bulk here... except for hospital bills
User avatar #33 - badena (05/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Denmark, where our hospital's are free but taxes are 40%
#15 - sorry had to comment here cant reply on comment  [+] (18 new replies) 05/22/2013 on badena's profile 0
User avatar #16 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, we did add a few comments there
User avatar #17 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
this is true god i just watched the video for the new xbox its complete shit
User avatar #18 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I haven't seen it, I'm more of a PC person, but everyone is saying the same about it. They fucked up.
User avatar #19 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea hard. so im switching to sony
User avatar #20 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
PS was my favorite of the two anyway
User avatar #21 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yes sony likes money but wont choke its fans for it
User avatar #22 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Everyone in that business likes money but at least they're not as bad as EA when it comes to games
User avatar #24 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
as of now my gaming collection includes the free to play games on steam that my laptop can run
User avatar #23 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
haha this is true i want to go to pc but unfortunately im poor and have no cash for a gaming pc
User avatar #25 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I saved up for mine for a year but it's three years old, so it's already outdated. The most annoying thing when it comes to PC's
User avatar #26 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
so where do you live in the us? if im not overstepping my boundaries
User avatar #27 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm from the land of Carlsberg and Lego.
User avatar #28 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Denmark :b

Where are you from in the US?
User avatar #30 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
on dat east coast
User avatar #31 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Niiiiice. I wan't to go to the US some day. Ben & Jerry ice cream is so much cheaper
User avatar #32 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
almost everything is cheaper in bulk here... except for hospital bills
User avatar #33 - badena (05/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to Denmark, where our hospital's are free but taxes are 40%
#244 - yea try 19  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#240 - hahahaahaha not quite  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#234 - have at it  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#229 - i have the same problem  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#226 - well ****  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#221 - may i ask why?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
#253 - goldengohan (05/22/2013) [-]
well you looked like somebody i know who is like 6'5 so asking for your height was the least creepy way of confirmation
#219 - mid 20's?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#206 - feel feelings  [+] (13 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#204 - Comment deleted 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
#198 - 5,10 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
#197 - The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middl…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#204 - captainchina has deleted their comment.
#188 - yes  [+] (18 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #191 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that means
User avatar #197 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middle English popet, meaning a small child or doll. In British English it continues to hold this meaning. Poppet is also a chiefly British term of endearment, especially for a young woman or girl.
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#204 - captainchina has deleted their comment.
#182 - ello poppet  [+] (20 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
User avatar #185 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Poppet? :>
User avatar #188 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #191 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that means
User avatar #197 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middle English popet, meaning a small child or doll. In British English it continues to hold this meaning. Poppet is also a chiefly British term of endearment, especially for a young woman or girl.
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
#204 - captainchina has deleted their comment.
#180 - not too bad if i do say so myself  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +3
#196 - goldengohan (05/22/2013) [-]
how tall are you?
User avatar #221 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
may i ask why?
#253 - goldengohan (05/22/2013) [-]
well you looked like somebody i know who is like 6'5 so asking for your height was the least creepy way of confirmation
User avatar #198 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
5,10
#93 - YARRRR 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... 0
#37 - thanks strawberry Mcfaggotcakes i meant specifically  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
User avatar #53 - ilennablond (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - thereisaguy (05/20/2013) [-]
thepiratebay you nigger
User avatar #93 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
YARRRR
#35 - anybody know where i can watch game of thrones? i dont have HB…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
User avatar #69 - kevinspacey (05/20/2013) [-]
if none of the other links worked i would try coke and popcorn if i were you, there are multiple links in case one doesn't work, you can stream or download, and you don't have to make an account. I've watched every episode so far on that site. They usually have the episode up about 15 minutes after it comes out. http://www.cokeandpopcorn.ch/watch-game-of-thrones-online.php
User avatar #60 - fuzzyballs (05/20/2013) [-]
enjoy
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#36 - mr skeltal (05/20/2013) [-]
yeah, try the internet
User avatar #37 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
thanks strawberry Mcfaggotcakes i meant specifically
User avatar #53 - ilennablond (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - thereisaguy (05/20/2013) [-]
thepiratebay you nigger
User avatar #93 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
YARRRR
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on MFW I beat a final boss in... +2
#98 - senorfrog (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel sad now seeing all these pics of Solaire, I got stuck on that spider demon (one more hit to go and lava ran down the hill and killed me) so I decided to go kill all of the black knights I skipped. In Undead burg I noticed a knight staring at the sun (I is colorblind) so I backstabbed him and he died in one hit. I was happy for a second then I found out it was Sun Bro I was looking for. I literally threw up and decided to take his powers and armor to become a more Superior Sun Bro.
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on The Sun +1
User avatar #37 - drdiddly (05/06/2013) [-]
But I only need one!
#33 - koalasonfire (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
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honestly im shocked that you did this
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