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#72 - for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send… 12/07/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#64 - any chance you could assist my adventures?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#62 - i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#60 - my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level h…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#57 - my character is around level 30 can i possibly change his main…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#76 - vaanmichi (12/07/2013) [-]
i dont know your stats, but i dont think its late to switch. if you put a lot of point into dex, feel free to use a quality weapon
User avatar #65 - mrgryndor (12/06/2013) [-]
it's to late, where are you? you should free logan in sen funhouse, he sells really good spells. But you must have high int. With a magebuild level ONLY int and vit (unless a redtearstone run more damage with less than 20% health) and then use a weapon that don't need much stats. This way you save souls and time but if it's your first time playing try to get a feel of DS. If you really want good tips watch a speed run.

weapon wise as long as you can use and upgrade the weapon it's ok, you can beat the game with an unupgraded dagger, know what i mean?
#56 - well the character i have now i mainly a mage character but i …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#59 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
My best character is a battle mage. He is high in dex and uses magic. I use the silver knight word, shield, and magic. I would say the game is much easier if you establish a good physical fighting character and then start dumping your points into intelligence to be a mage. Do you have any questions in particular? that was kind of vague
User avatar #60 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level him to a strength build by now?
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#52 - total Dark Souls casual here, how should i build a good starti…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
User avatar #75 - instalation (12/07/2013) [-]
Step 1: Become a pyromancer.
Step 2: Win the game.


Easy to mold. 2 attunement slots and pyromancy flame that is very fucking useful all the time.
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (12/06/2013) [-]
Points in Vitality and Endurance are never wasted, points in Resistance are nothing but wasted. Go for sorcerer, get shit ton of intelligence and attunement.
#68 - janosaudron (12/06/2013) [-]
knight, 40 vitality, 50 str, 40 dex, black knight sword +5 Havels shield. Havels Ring, Ring of steel protection. Just block everything and walk out of the way of magic attacks. if you time most things right your shield will just absorb most if not all damage. armor is really up to you, i alternate between havels set and gold trimmed
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/06/2013) [-]
A good starting class is sorcerer.
You only have to focus one one stat (intelligence) to increase damage, and atunement to increase the number of spells you can equip.
It's the easiest class to use and the ammount of damage it does is AMAZING.

First get yourself
40 intelligence.
Then you try to get six Atunement slots
Then get intelligence to 50, then get your atunement to 50.
After that you shuold dump everything into vitality until you reach 50 so that you won't get instakilled all the time in NG+, NG++ and NG+++.
#55 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
Start as a knight. Skill points are never wasted in health or stamina. Once you reach the Undead Burg there will be a Black Knight. If you get lucky and get the Black Knight Sword start putting your skill points into a strength build. The Black Knight Sword will carry you through your entire first playthrough.
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User avatar #56 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
well the character i have now i mainly a mage character but i did find the black knights sword, should i just try again with a new character or is it too late?
#59 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
My best character is a battle mage. He is high in dex and uses magic. I use the silver knight word, shield, and magic. I would say the game is much easier if you establish a good physical fighting character and then start dumping your points into intelligence to be a mage. Do you have any questions in particular? that was kind of vague
User avatar #60 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level him to a strength build by now?
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#54 - vaanmichi (12/06/2013) [-]
Faith and resistance...
nah just kiddin, id go for a strength approach, put points in str, vit and end, the claymore is a nice weapon, you can find it on the dragon bridge. remember, souls spent in gear is always better to points spent in your char (imo)
User avatar #57 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my character is around level 30 can i possibly change his main stat to strength now or is it too late?
#76 - vaanmichi (12/07/2013) [-]
i dont know your stats, but i dont think its late to switch. if you put a lot of point into dex, feel free to use a quality weapon
User avatar #65 - mrgryndor (12/06/2013) [-]
it's to late, where are you? you should free logan in sen funhouse, he sells really good spells. But you must have high int. With a magebuild level ONLY int and vit (unless a redtearstone run more damage with less than 20% health) and then use a weapon that don't need much stats. This way you save souls and time but if it's your first time playing try to get a feel of DS. If you really want good tips watch a speed run.

weapon wise as long as you can use and upgrade the weapon it's ok, you can beat the game with an unupgraded dagger, know what i mean?
#23 - THE PAIN! 11/16/2013 on Hardcore Clarinet Player +4
#22 - Comment deleted 11/16/2013 on Hardcore Clarinet Player 0
#124 - just wish it felt the same 10/30/2013 on Eevee family +1
#46 - alright faggots time for story time from pokemon Y. first wild…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Eevee family +1
User avatar #56 - princessren (10/30/2013) [-]
don't worry
it's still your Eevee
User avatar #124 - captainchina (10/30/2013) [-]
just wish it felt the same
#61 - Picture 10/16/2013 on I need a hug 0
#27 - itll all work out eventually. 10/10/2013 on Pain +2
#25 - **** YES EEVEE 10/07/2013 on What did you get? 0
#55 - volume 2 chapter 13, what the **** is wrong with me.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Oh God My Eyes +1
#61 - thechosentroll (09/28/2013) [-]
You've just spent enough time on the internet, my friend. It's a good read, too. Like I said, it's the best thing I've ever read and it gets even better later on when they throw in stuff like superheroes, genocide, clone wars, Frans' older sister who's a bit of a bitch, but oddly likable, despite the whole "murderous sociopath who can transform into shit and survive a nuclear blast" thing.
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2013) [-]
I remember reading this a few years back, I absolutely love it. The art us superb and the overall setting is somewhat unique, although I wish it was more of a long story instead of being so split up.
Can't see why people can't take it though. I've seen worse shit on the internet. Go read Mai-chan's Daily Life, for example. Actually, don't, you're gonna regret it.
#14 - actually had that printed onto a shirt 09/19/2013 on derk suls 0
#28 - what was down the hall 09/12/2013 on Nope +1
#1481 - **captainchina rolls 540** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#65 - hugh jackman as john marston 08/09/2013 on Movie Adaptations Of... +1
#1025 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#529 - well it sounded better in my head 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
#524 - just how people have been so close but never met  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #525 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm a bit confused
User avatar #529 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well it sounded better in my head
#521 - well damn this is odd  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #522 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
How is it odd?
User avatar #524 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
just how people have been so close but never met
User avatar #525 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm a bit confused
User avatar #529 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well it sounded better in my head
#516 - wait that isnt aaron baggot is it ?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #518 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
No no. Aaron Smith. Though he's from Florence.
User avatar #521 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well damn this is odd
User avatar #522 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
How is it odd?
User avatar #524 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
just how people have been so close but never met
User avatar #525 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm a bit confused
User avatar #529 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well it sounded better in my head
#508 - well most of the people i know are mostly the jacked up truck …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +1
User avatar #511 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
Hahahaha I just thought of my friend Aaron and his loud ass truck.
But I actually know a lot of people that frequent FJ.
User avatar #516 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
wait that isnt aaron baggot is it ?
User avatar #518 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
No no. Aaron Smith. Though he's from Florence.
User avatar #521 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well damn this is odd
User avatar #522 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
How is it odd?
User avatar #524 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
just how people have been so close but never met
User avatar #525 - Spectacularity (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm a bit confused
User avatar #529 - captainchina (07/21/2013) [-]
well it sounded better in my head
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honestly im shocked that you did this
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