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#44 - i guess  [+] (20 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +1
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#41 - interesting  [+] (22 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#39 - oh really  [+] (24 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#40 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm bored so just thought I'd let you know.
#41 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
interesting
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#31 - dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are m… 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#30 - ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#28 - i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#26 - ****  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +2
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#24 - great man thanks for the advice an chance youre on 360?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#21 - got the divine claymore, isnt doing as well as id hope through…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #23 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Nothing does good in Sens Fortress, if your mainly putting points into faith then stick with it until ornstein and smough, kill ornstein second. Go to the giant blacksmith and turn your lightning spear into a spear+10 then into Dragonslayer spear with his soul
User avatar #24 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
great man thanks for the advice
an chance youre on 360?
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#17 - at the moment im going through sens fortress, but my divine c…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #35 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
because lightning has high damage but no scaling, and i don't think that the divine longsword does the most damage, i just think there isn't a huge difference because any one of them you can use the entire game.
#7 - im down bud 02/12/2014 on can't praise nuff 0
#4 - Need help with my sun bro what is a good weapon to use for a m…  [+] (46 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #74 - poetsofthefall (02/19/2014) [-]
You could use the Astora's Straight Sword until you get the divine ember. Then just make whatever weapon you want into a divine weapon and it will scale with faith.
#37 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I just went through the game with the black knight axe +5. haha havels armor and the crass shield. havels ring and ring of favor.
#39 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh really
#40 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm bored so just thought I'd let you know.
#41 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
interesting
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#54 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
User avatar #20 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Divine Claymore

Transition into Dragonslayer Spear after O&S
User avatar #21 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
got the divine claymore, isnt doing as well as id hope through sens fortress
User avatar #23 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Nothing does good in Sens Fortress, if your mainly putting points into faith then stick with it until ornstein and smough, kill ornstein second. Go to the giant blacksmith and turn your lightning spear into a spear+10 then into Dragonslayer spear with his soul
User avatar #24 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
great man thanks for the advice
an chance youre on 360?
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
User avatar #12 - thenewgizmobox (02/12/2014) [-]
just remember to keep an occult weapon on hand or anor londo will be hell.
User avatar #6 - mightypoggers (02/12/2014) [-]
astoras straightsword. i think thats what it is called.
User avatar #8 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
ehhh, i disagree, but any weapon up to +10 divine can work great, i personally used the normal longsword, still one of my funnest playthroughs.
User avatar #17 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
at the moment im going through sens fortress, but my divine claymore +5 does less damage than my lightning spear +6
User avatar #35 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
because lightning has high damage but no scaling, and i don't think that the divine longsword does the most damage, i just think there isn't a huge difference because any one of them you can use the entire game.
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Is that Sjin's Castle from his first let's build?
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Yes sir.
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Yes it is
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