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#130 - I bet you have plenty of friends.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Sen's Fortress +1
User avatar #132 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
That I do!
#384 - Picture 02/15/2014 on >implying games are fun 0
#12 - Comment deleted 02/15/2014 on Dark Souls Invading... +1
#8 - Picture 02/15/2014 on anyone else excited for... +4
#3 - Picture 02/15/2014 on This is unsettling +3
#69 - Picture 02/15/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +2
#5 - Picture 02/15/2014 on Only one month left* +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Happy Valentines Day FJaggots 0
User avatar #32 - hackhazardly (03/04/2014) [-]
How do I make it say this?
#7 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Sen's Fortress +52
#104 - devout feminist (02/16/2014) [-]
I like getting invaded.
#76 - Jameshaich (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
Can't handle an invasion? Get the fuck off Dark Souls.
#130 - captainchina (02/16/2014) [-]
I bet you have plenty of friends.
User avatar #132 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
That I do!
#81 - devout feminist (02/16/2014) [-]
wow you really are a dick, aren't you?
User avatar #82 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
Meh, not really. Most people think I am a kind person. I do to.
#116 - devout feminist (02/16/2014) [-]
that makes you a bigger dick
User avatar #124 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
Logic? Nope.
User avatar #78 - masterjogi (02/16/2014) [-]
trying too hard
User avatar #80 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
By the way, *To.
#146 - devout feminist (02/22/2014) [-]
. . . No? They used the word "too" in correct context
User avatar #79 - customcrystal (02/16/2014) [-]
On what?
User avatar #48 - waffies (02/16/2014) [-]
every time i approach a boss door with two phantom buddies...
#64 - i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i… 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +2
#62 - oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#60 - do you have 360 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +4
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#54 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#56 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#52 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
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#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#50 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#48 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#49 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#54 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#46 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#48 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#54 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#56 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#44 - i guess  [+] (20 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +1
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#56 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#41 - interesting  [+] (22 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#48 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#49 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#50 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
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#58 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#39 - oh really  [+] (24 new replies) 02/13/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#40 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm bored so just thought I'd let you know.
#41 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
interesting
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
#46 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#47 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#48 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
#52 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
#53 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#54 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
#31 - dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are m… 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
#30 - ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#28 - i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#26 - ****  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. +2
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
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