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captainchina

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Nun ya
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#1964 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... +1
User avatar #1965 - captainchina (05/01/2015) [-]
sorry, 20 chef south carolina.
#1962 - show the proof nig  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
#2489 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
Dragon cake I made
#2490 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
Oh YEA?! WELL I MADE THIS
#2491 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
Ha Nice, What about this? This was for the ROTH Ira people hence the lettering on the cake
#2492 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
well thats all for baking i have this tho
#2493 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
That looks cool. I made this before we changed the menu. FLan and apple fritters
#2498 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
haha this is actually the first time ive ever plated something purposefully
User avatar #2499 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
God all the mistakes on one plate
#2501 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
practice always makes it better, My first plate was horrible but you learn and move on . Hardest thing for me are macaroons still to this day and im geting better with my molded truffles
User avatar #2503 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
yea im not good with truffles. but im getting much better with Macaroons. im making some for the local bakery in my town. they are red velvet and dark choclate center
#2504 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah the cool thing with where I work is that I get a chance to do a lot of different stuff. Still cant wait to open up my own place
User avatar #2505 - captainchina (05/02/2015) [-]
What are you going to aim for?
#2506 - adrianburgerz (05/02/2015) [-]
Im more into chocolate and sugar confection so I would like to open my own place like that, it might also have some ice cream and homemade root beer. Im not 100 percent on what will be in it I just don't want to limit my self or do too much but definitely a confection shop.
#971 - deal 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#969 - bro ***** hard. sometimes you think that its too diffic…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #970 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
I'll give you a handjob for 10 bucks right now.
User avatar #971 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
deal
#965 - i would love that **** . I SUMMON ADMIN! 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#964 - well i wouldent reccomend shootin yourself.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #966 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm worth 400k dead. I probably would just try and save up a shitload of money and try again. It'd just be a hell of a lot harder to get through school this time without the government paying the bills every season except summer.
User avatar #969 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
bro shits hard. sometimes you think that its too difficult but it isnt. do what you have to. and if you choose to shoot. then make the rest of what youre doing count,
User avatar #970 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
I'll give you a handjob for 10 bucks right now.
User avatar #971 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
deal
#956 - did you tell them that? if no tell them. if they wil…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #959 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
no rescheduling. Tried.
#953 - sorry i had a stroke. how you **** up yo job/  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #954 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
I showed up to a drug screening and didn't have to pee (after downing a vitamin water and two aquafinas), but showing up meant that if I left they count it as a failure. they closed in 30 minutes. I chugged water and didn't have to pee yet. so they closed. IE: No job.
User avatar #956 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
did you tell them that?

if no tell them. if they will allow you to reschedual do that.
User avatar #959 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
no rescheduling. Tried.
#939 - haha i can do posh too 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#921 - my specialty is meats mostly. 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +1
#919 - Rack is good. i like leg coated in coriander and fresh basil. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +1
User avatar #926 - bobbyembry (04/28/2015) [-]
thats what I'm talking about! I cook a little but come from an Italian'ish family...my brother, he's the cook, he's poshing it up as a food and beverage director now but he's got some really good skills. I'm the only one in the fam who likes lamb though.
#939 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
haha i can do posh too
#909 - **** fam. listen lil ***** , we believe in you. d…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +1
User avatar #958 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
Too bad I'm contracted, so I literally can't drop out. I started a Gofundme page way back like 2 years ago before my business flopped and I lost my house. As you can see, I made ten whole doll hairs: http://www.gofundme. com/ Veteran-starts-business (apparently gofundme links are spam so you gotta put it back together)

Plus I can't go begging on a site that's barely alive as it is, where Addy has to beg just to run the damn thing. I'd be stealing his charity and we wouldn't be having this conversation because the site would close down.

With the contract, I either push through this shitty summer and try and sell everything I fucking own to get through it and make twice as much money as an officer, or I refuse to go to school and get sent back to the Enlisted side as Active Duty. If I make it through this mess, they'll put me on the payroll and I'll get paid to finish my Doctorate and live the life of my dreams. If not, I'll probably shoot myself out in combat when I get sent Infantry.
User avatar #964 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
well i wouldent reccomend shootin yourself.
User avatar #966 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
Eh, I'm worth 400k dead. I probably would just try and save up a shitload of money and try again. It'd just be a hell of a lot harder to get through school this time without the government paying the bills every season except summer.
User avatar #969 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
bro shits hard. sometimes you think that its too difficult but it isnt. do what you have to. and if you choose to shoot. then make the rest of what youre doing count,
User avatar #970 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
I'll give you a handjob for 10 bucks right now.
User avatar #971 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
deal
User avatar #961 - catburglarpenis (04/28/2015) [-]
That gives me an idea: Addy should start an auction house where people can sell their shit. He can take like 5% and it'll help pay the server bills. It'll be like baby Amazon/Ebay combo.
User avatar #965 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
i would love that shit. I SUMMON ADMIN!
#908 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#905 - tell how **** up job china cap help  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #952 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
wut
User avatar #953 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
sorry i had a stroke. how you fuck up yo job/
User avatar #954 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
I showed up to a drug screening and didn't have to pee (after downing a vitamin water and two aquafinas), but showing up meant that if I left they count it as a failure. they closed in 30 minutes. I chugged water and didn't have to pee yet. so they closed. IE: No job.
User avatar #956 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
did you tell them that?

if no tell them. if they will allow you to reschedual do that.
User avatar #959 - thelokihasbeen (04/28/2015) [-]
no rescheduling. Tried.
#904 - [spoiler] no but seriously thats not a good way to live. if p… 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#902 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#906 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
i'm definetly straight heh... close call
#908 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
#899 - are you male? if so i have the perfect picture for this.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #901 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
yep im a male
#902 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
#906 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
i'm definetly straight heh... close call
#908 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
#898 - lets hook up and be awkward together maybe? 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#896 - i havnt seen you so to me you are a kawaii potato  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +1
#897 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
tx fam
User avatar #899 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
are you male? if so i have the perfect picture for this.
User avatar #901 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
yep im a male
#902 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
#906 - thelamastone (04/28/2015) [-]
i'm definetly straight heh... close call
#908 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
#895 - Aj, 21, Chef. i wanna make something so good that Gordon Ramse…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... +2
User avatar #914 - bobbyembry (04/28/2015) [-]
whats your specialty? or what do you like to make the most. I judge a chef by their ability to make lamb dishes... like a rack or braised ribs.
User avatar #921 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
my specialty is meats mostly.
User avatar #919 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
Rack is good. i like leg coated in coriander and fresh basil. lightly salted and peppered. hard seared. and then baked while being braised in brandy.
User avatar #926 - bobbyembry (04/28/2015) [-]
thats what I'm talking about! I cook a little but come from an Italian'ish family...my brother, he's the cook, he's poshing it up as a food and beverage director now but he's got some really good skills. I'm the only one in the fam who likes lamb though.
#939 - captainchina (04/28/2015) [-]
haha i can do posh too
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#49 - Picture 04/26/2015 on I need an avater +1
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User avatar #27 - miia ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
who is you
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainchina (03/09/2015) [-]
myself
User avatar #29 to #28 - miia ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #23 - prycebear (12/28/2014) [-]
***** I play mc on xbon so add me "Morqus"
User avatar #24 to #23 - captainchina (12/28/2014) [-]
Fine ***** dayum
User avatar #25 to #24 - prycebear (12/28/2014) [-]
Who the **** are you anyway
User avatar #26 to #25 - captainchina (12/28/2014) [-]
mPHEMPSMYHERO ***** the **** you think you id?
#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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