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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
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#135 - Superbad 06/27/2012 on Movie Title Sex LIfe +8
#12 - whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a… 06/25/2012 on Fucked Up Jokes vol 1: Babies +3
#59 - haha i live in south carolina, with every redneck and fatass r… 06/24/2012 on 'merica 0
#57 - haha i know why everyone hates the south i hate it to and i ha… 06/24/2012 on 'merica 0
#56 - perhaps one should be careful with coffee? 06/24/2012 on 'merica 0
#53 - lol 06/24/2012 on 'merica -1
#52 - that would destroy the south  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2012 on 'merica -1
User avatar #58 - williamzanziger (06/24/2012) [-]
as someone who lives in the south, I can assure you this accusation is true.
...send rescue squads...
User avatar #59 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
haha i live in south carolina, with every redneck and fatass racist there is
User avatar #55 - SquishyHaribo (06/24/2012) [-]
we can always hope
User avatar #57 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
haha i know why everyone hates the south i hate it to and i have to live in it.
#49 - like the woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled hot coff…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/24/2012 on 'merica +2
#54 - iamphoenix (06/24/2012) [-]
The coffee was far to hot and gave her third degree burns over thirty percent of her body. The settlement barely covered the skin grafts she got from it. Not really a good example.
User avatar #60 - SquishyHaribo (06/24/2012) [-]
how can coffee be too hot? you use boiling water to make it so of course it's going to be really bloody hot
if she wasn't such a clumsy bitch with a really fucking hot cup of coffee then she would be okay

it's not a gunsmiths fault if someone shot themselves in the foot with a gun they made (unless of course a fault with the gun caused it to go off unintentionally)
User avatar #68 - SquishyHaribo (06/24/2012) [-]
it's still a terrible system
america needs free health care so this kind of thing isn't necessary
User avatar #56 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
perhaps one should be careful with coffee?
User avatar #50 - SquishyHaribo (06/24/2012) [-]
precisely

we need to get rid of health and safety and let natural selection take it's course
User avatar #53 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #52 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
that would destroy the south
User avatar #58 - williamzanziger (06/24/2012) [-]
as someone who lives in the south, I can assure you this accusation is true.
...send rescue squads...
User avatar #59 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
haha i live in south carolina, with every redneck and fatass racist there is
User avatar #55 - SquishyHaribo (06/24/2012) [-]
we can always hope
User avatar #57 - captainchina (06/24/2012) [-]
haha i know why everyone hates the south i hate it to and i have to live in it.
#47 - only in new jersey 06/24/2012 on 'merica +1
#40 - **** that **** . 06/20/2012 on Morbid for Mankind -2
#162 - Picture 06/20/2012 on My god................ +2
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on when you correct your teacher +2
#25 - rocklover (06/20/2012) [-]
#36 - i teared up a bit... 06/18/2012 on Happy Father's Day +1
#251 - so your going to pull out a bowling ball out of nowhere and throw it? 06/13/2012 on Morbid Channel? Hardly. +5
#217 - this is true of the one he is using, however they do make tank… 06/08/2012 on Strange laws (part 2) 0
#48 - american, and i recognize that we started it. because of "…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2012 on Run, motherfucker! 0
User avatar #138 - asgerfh (06/03/2012) [-]
Native american saying: "bye the way"? Scandinavian fag here not buying it...
#46 - i read this and i almost choked on my drink i laughed so hard 05/26/2012 on Theives and Thugs heads up! +1
#265 - what?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2012 on 9gag raid 0
User avatar #275 - guidedhandsbitch (05/05/2012) [-]
karma saiyuki

#298 - mr skeltal (05/05/2012) [-]
Thank you
#187 - when will it come to me? 05/02/2012 on Anime:) 0
#7 - whats the worst possible gift for micheal J Fox? an eitch a sketch 05/02/2012 on Micheal J Fox +3
#150 - epic pimps  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2012 on Anime:) +3
#186 - mr skeltal (05/02/2012) [-]
Seki-fucking-rei

Can't wait for season 3
User avatar #187 - captainchina (05/02/2012) [-]
when will it come to me?

#253 - ill never be the same again! 05/02/2012 on Incoming Gore Thread +3
#1 - i hate to say repost but i love this video a thumb for you 05/01/2012 on fus ro violin 0
#2678 - **captainchina rolls 59** 04/29/2012 on roll em 0
#101 - **captainchina rolls 54** i can has? 04/29/2012 on Nike: Just jew it +7
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#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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