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Got a suitcase and money for christmas, think my parents are trying to tell me somethingcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:Nun ya
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#197 - The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middl…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
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#188 - yes  [+] (18 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #191 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that means
User avatar #197 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middle English popet, meaning a small child or doll. In British English it continues to hold this meaning. Poppet is also a chiefly British term of endearment, especially for a young woman or girl.
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
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#182 - ello poppet  [+] (20 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
User avatar #185 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Poppet? :>
User avatar #188 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #191 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that means
User avatar #197 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet, from the Middle English popet, meaning a small child or doll. In British English it continues to hold this meaning. Poppet is also a chiefly British term of endearment, especially for a young woman or girl.
User avatar #201 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I look like a puppet? Hahaha, I have no idea how to feel about this.
User avatar #206 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
feel feelings
User avatar #218 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel.... confused, strangely flattered and somewhat afraid of how young people think I am.
User avatar #219 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
mid 20's?
User avatar #223 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
20
User avatar #226 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
well shit
User avatar #227 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Close though!
User avatar #229 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
User avatar #232 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Age? Or should I guess first? That's always fun
User avatar #234 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
have at it
User avatar #238 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Late 20'ties?
User avatar #240 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
hahahaahaha not quite
User avatar #243 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
Hmm, older or younger? I'm putting my money on younger
User avatar #244 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
yea try 19
User avatar #246 - badena (05/22/2013) [-]
19?! Really? Damn, you look much more mature than that
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#180 - not too bad if i do say so myself  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +3
#196 - goldengohan (05/22/2013) [-]
how tall are you?
User avatar #221 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
may i ask why?
#253 - goldengohan (05/22/2013) [-]
well you looked like somebody i know who is like 6'5 so asking for your height was the least creepy way of confirmation
User avatar #198 - captainchina (05/22/2013) [-]
5,10
#93 - YARRRR 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... 0
#37 - thanks strawberry Mcfaggotcakes i meant specifically  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
User avatar #53 - ilennablond (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - thereisaguy (05/20/2013) [-]
thepiratebay you nigger
User avatar #93 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
YARRRR
#35 - anybody know where i can watch game of thrones? i dont have HB…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Jamie's thoughts when... +1
User avatar #69 - kevinspacey (05/20/2013) [-]
if none of the other links worked i would try coke and popcorn if i were you, there are multiple links in case one doesn't work, you can stream or download, and you don't have to make an account. I've watched every episode so far on that site. They usually have the episode up about 15 minutes after it comes out. http://www.cokeandpopcorn.ch/watch-game-of-thrones-online.php
User avatar #60 - fuzzyballs (05/20/2013) [-]
enjoy
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#36 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
yeah, try the internet
User avatar #37 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
thanks strawberry Mcfaggotcakes i meant specifically
User avatar #53 - ilennablond (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - thereisaguy (05/20/2013) [-]
thepiratebay you nigger
User avatar #93 - captainchina (05/20/2013) [-]
YARRRR
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on MFW I beat a final boss in... +2
#98 - senorfrog (05/13/2013) [-]
I feel sad now seeing all these pics of Solaire, I got stuck on that spider demon (one more hit to go and lava ran down the hill and killed me) so I decided to go kill all of the black knights I skipped. In Undead burg I noticed a knight staring at the sun (I is colorblind) so I backstabbed him and he died in one hit. I was happy for a second then I found out it was Sun Bro I was looking for. I literally threw up and decided to take his powers and armor to become a more Superior Sun Bro.
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on The Sun +1
User avatar #37 - drdiddly (05/06/2013) [-]
But I only need one!
#33 - koalasonfire (05/06/2013) [-]
#39 - just started the show today already love her 04/30/2013 on Cheesy taturs +1
#184 - proof fag 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy 0
#415 - yes 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#193 - thanks man, love! 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
#191 - actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
#189 - why hello  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... 0
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
#84 - im still a low level so thats out  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
#74 - is he difficult?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#69 - can...can i kill him?  [+] (19 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
#81 - msfattytroll (04/28/2013) [-]
you can... but if you want his armor you have to wait until he kills the firekeeper and then use the black eye orb you get from her corpse to invade his world later on in anor londo
User avatar #84 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
im still a low level so thats out
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
User avatar #72 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kill him right away, you don't have to deal with his shit, but he drops a souvenir of reprisal if you chase him for the firekeeper's soul.
I'm just gonna kill him straight away on my current character.
User avatar #74 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
is he difficult?
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#67 - ok so i let some gold guy out of prison what does he do?  [+] (22 new replies) 04/28/2013 on That feeling when you kill... +1
#124 - undyingpanda (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
SPOILER:

He kills the firekeeper of Firelink and runs off with her soul for a while, basically he's a prick.
User avatar #69 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
can...can i kill him?
#81 - msfattytroll (04/28/2013) [-]
you can... but if you want his armor you have to wait until he kills the firekeeper and then use the black eye orb you get from her corpse to invade his world later on in anor londo
User avatar #84 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
im still a low level so thats out
User avatar #111 - friendlyanonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Just kick him. He falls right off the cliff, and you get the FAP ring.
User avatar #72 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kill him right away, you don't have to deal with his shit, but he drops a souvenir of reprisal if you chase him for the firekeeper's soul.
I'm just gonna kill him straight away on my current character.
User avatar #74 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
is he difficult?
User avatar #75 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
if you follow him and stuff, he's harder because he has 2 bodyguards
in firelink shrine you can just kick him off the cliff
User avatar #101 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
If you kick him off the cliff, be sure to quit the game and load it again so you can get the humanities and the ring. The ring will come in handy especially for a low level player.
User avatar #103 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Shit, sorry I meant to address captainchina.
#189 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
why hello
User avatar #190 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Did'ja kill the guy yet?
User avatar #191 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
actually no i was working but i will soon hopefully i dont get butt touched
User avatar #192 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's hoping your butt doesn't get touched. Good luck!
User avatar #193 - captainchina (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks man, love!
User avatar #102 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't kick him off, I Great Lightning Spear'd his ass
#104 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, good, good.
User avatar #105 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
I cannot exaggarate how useful the Lightning Spear and Great Lightning Spear are at times...
User avatar #107 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I had pyromancy with me on my first Dark Souls playthrough and found myself heavily relying on it. Every playthrough after that I used pyromancy, but rarely used it unless I dealt with a group of enemies, PVP, or long range nuisances.

I recently created another character with miracles. I'll be sure to join the Warrior of Sunlight covenant because the lightning spears seem pretty cool.
#120 - walcorn (04/28/2013) [-]
Fullsized gif: db.tt/Ve6di1VH
User avatar #194 - smashingprodigy (04/28/2013) [-]
I've tried my hand at the original, but do both take about the same amount of time to launch?
#4 - SUN! 04/27/2013 on retoast +1
#572 - ive been here for a while 5 years i think i just never underst… 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. 0
#58 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on What i Do 0
#394 - ooohhhhhh that's ******* retarted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on This is what happens.. +3
User avatar #483 - phanact, master of orange objects (04/26/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk
User avatar #572 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
ive been here for a while 5 years i think i just never understood this you seem like a cool guy
#208 - Picture 04/26/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... 0
#206 - BROKEN DOWN WHO'S NAME IS A DARKER SHADE OF BLUE?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on We´ll meet at sunset --... 0
User avatar #207 - brokendownpm (04/26/2013) [-]
I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE MAN, THEY SEEM THE SAME HUE.
#208 - captainchina (04/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - prycebear (16 hours ago) [-]
***** I play mc on xbon so add me "Morqus"
User avatar #24 to #23 - captainchina (16 hours ago) [-]
Fine ***** dayum
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Who the **** are you anyway
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mPHEMPSMYHERO ***** the **** you think you id?
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honestly im shocked that you did this
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