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#24 - great man thanks for the advice an chance youre on 360?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#21 - got the divine claymore, isnt doing as well as id hope through…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #23 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Nothing does good in Sens Fortress, if your mainly putting points into faith then stick with it until ornstein and smough, kill ornstein second. Go to the giant blacksmith and turn your lightning spear into a spear+10 then into Dragonslayer spear with his soul
User avatar #24 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
great man thanks for the advice
an chance youre on 360?
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
#17 - at the moment im going through sens fortress, but my divine c…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #35 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
because lightning has high damage but no scaling, and i don't think that the divine longsword does the most damage, i just think there isn't a huge difference because any one of them you can use the entire game.
#7 - im down bud 02/12/2014 on can't praise nuff 0
#4 - Need help with my sun bro what is a good weapon to use for a m…  [+] (46 new replies) 02/12/2014 on What Darksouls 2 will be. 0
User avatar #74 - poetsofthefall (02/19/2014) [-]
You could use the Astora's Straight Sword until you get the divine ember. Then just make whatever weapon you want into a divine weapon and it will scale with faith.
#37 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I just went through the game with the black knight axe +5. haha havels armor and the crass shield. havels ring and ring of favor.
#39 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh really
#40 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm bored so just thought I'd let you know.
#41 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
interesting
#43 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
are we having a picture/gif showdown?
#44 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i guess
#45 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
have at thee.
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User avatar #76 - theflatulentpotato (03/11/2014) [-]
"Amazing Chest Ahead"
#51 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
that last one made me lol
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#65 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
Once you get to he giant blacksmith, he sells them for 8000souls each i believe. makes the game easier! haha
#63 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I already told you about the Straightsword of astora. and somebody said it wasn't good. I know I used an occult sunsword while being solaire.
#64 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
i see im using the divine greatsword and the lighting spear. i liked the straight sword but i didnt have the twinkling titanite
#61 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
I play dark souls for the pc, i got it because it was on sale and i wanted to see why it was hard. and im getting darksouls2 for the ps3
#62 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
oh well what weapon is good for me to go through with faith as my main
#59 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
#60 - captainchina (02/13/2014) [-]
do you have 360
User avatar #20 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Divine Claymore

Transition into Dragonslayer Spear after O&S
User avatar #21 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
got the divine claymore, isnt doing as well as id hope through sens fortress
User avatar #23 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Nothing does good in Sens Fortress, if your mainly putting points into faith then stick with it until ornstein and smough, kill ornstein second. Go to the giant blacksmith and turn your lightning spear into a spear+10 then into Dragonslayer spear with his soul
User avatar #24 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
great man thanks for the advice
an chance youre on 360?
User avatar #25 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but Xbl is being a bitch and not accepting my card. My membership got renewed January 1st and I'm good until April but it suspended my account and is not letting me do anything. Any games I have downloaded are now only demos or gone, so I can't help you
#26 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
Shit
User avatar #27 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is easy once you get the timings. Claymore should be destroying all the snake people, are you using more Heavy attacks or light attacks? 1 handed or 2? these all factor in
User avatar #28 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
i use a bit of everything depending on the situation at hand. but having both miracles and pyromancies help alot
User avatar #29 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
Sens is the only place where Force can actually help you
Pyromancies are bad in most cases except PvP in my experience
Get a bow
User avatar #31 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
dont know why im not just listening to you, you probably are much better than me
User avatar #30 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
ive got a crossbow and a bow but the snakemen are weak to fire damage
User avatar #36 - pwnagraphy (02/12/2014) [-]
You can't aim a crossbow, bows are better for Sens because you can knock the Lightning Throwers off of their platforms from below or kind of around a corner. It's how I got through the 1st time, especially the second one
User avatar #42 - mightypoggers (02/13/2014) [-]
you can aim with a crossbow. I dont know how but if you look up VaatiVidya on youtube he can show you how.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah you use the binoculars, but it is really unreliable. You are better off just using a bow for long range. If you REALLY want to use a crossbow, use it in the off hand for mid-range, Avelyn works well with this
User avatar #12 - thenewgizmobox (02/12/2014) [-]
just remember to keep an occult weapon on hand or anor londo will be hell.
User avatar #6 - mightypoggers (02/12/2014) [-]
astoras straightsword. i think thats what it is called.
User avatar #8 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
ehhh, i disagree, but any weapon up to +10 divine can work great, i personally used the normal longsword, still one of my funnest playthroughs.
User avatar #17 - captainchina (02/12/2014) [-]
at the moment im going through sens fortress, but my divine claymore +5 does less damage than my lightning spear +6
User avatar #35 - tacotrainone (02/12/2014) [-]
because lightning has high damage but no scaling, and i don't think that the divine longsword does the most damage, i just think there isn't a huge difference because any one of them you can use the entire game.
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User avatar #56 - yoloswaggins (12/13/2013) [-]
Is that Sjin's Castle from his first let's build?
User avatar #66 - captainchina (12/14/2013) [-]
Yes sir.
User avatar #60 - lordmacflurri (12/13/2013) [-]
Yes it is
#6 - The Witcher 3 my good sir 12/08/2013 on I swear on me mom +6
#72 - for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send… 12/07/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#64 - any chance you could assist my adventures?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#62 - i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#60 - my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level h…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#57 - my character is around level 30 can i possibly change his main…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#76 - vaanmichi (12/07/2013) [-]
i dont know your stats, but i dont think its late to switch. if you put a lot of point into dex, feel free to use a quality weapon
User avatar #65 - mrgryndor (12/06/2013) [-]
it's to late, where are you? you should free logan in sen funhouse, he sells really good spells. But you must have high int. With a magebuild level ONLY int and vit (unless a redtearstone run more damage with less than 20% health) and then use a weapon that don't need much stats. This way you save souls and time but if it's your first time playing try to get a feel of DS. If you really want good tips watch a speed run.

weapon wise as long as you can use and upgrade the weapon it's ok, you can beat the game with an unupgraded dagger, know what i mean?
#56 - well the character i have now i mainly a mage character but i …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
#59 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
My best character is a battle mage. He is high in dex and uses magic. I use the silver knight word, shield, and magic. I would say the game is much easier if you establish a good physical fighting character and then start dumping your points into intelligence to be a mage. Do you have any questions in particular? that was kind of vague
User avatar #60 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level him to a strength build by now?
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#52 - total Dark Souls casual here, how should i build a good starti…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Schrodinger's Rat 0
User avatar #75 - instalation (12/07/2013) [-]
Step 1: Become a pyromancer.
Step 2: Win the game.


Easy to mold. 2 attunement slots and pyromancy flame that is very fucking useful all the time.
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (12/06/2013) [-]
Points in Vitality and Endurance are never wasted, points in Resistance are nothing but wasted. Go for sorcerer, get shit ton of intelligence and attunement.
#68 - janosaudron (12/06/2013) [-]
knight, 40 vitality, 50 str, 40 dex, black knight sword +5 Havels shield. Havels Ring, Ring of steel protection. Just block everything and walk out of the way of magic attacks. if you time most things right your shield will just absorb most if not all damage. armor is really up to you, i alternate between havels set and gold trimmed
#66 - fefe (12/06/2013) [-]
A good starting class is sorcerer.
You only have to focus one one stat (intelligence) to increase damage, and atunement to increase the number of spells you can equip.
It's the easiest class to use and the ammount of damage it does is AMAZING.

First get yourself
40 intelligence.
Then you try to get six Atunement slots
Then get intelligence to 50, then get your atunement to 50.
After that you shuold dump everything into vitality until you reach 50 so that you won't get instakilled all the time in NG+, NG++ and NG+++.
#55 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
Start as a knight. Skill points are never wasted in health or stamina. Once you reach the Undead Burg there will be a Black Knight. If you get lucky and get the Black Knight Sword start putting your skill points into a strength build. The Black Knight Sword will carry you through your entire first playthrough.
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User avatar #56 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
well the character i have now i mainly a mage character but i did find the black knights sword, should i just try again with a new character or is it too late?
#59 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
My best character is a battle mage. He is high in dex and uses magic. I use the silver knight word, shield, and magic. I would say the game is much easier if you establish a good physical fighting character and then start dumping your points into intelligence to be a mage. Do you have any questions in particular? that was kind of vague
User avatar #60 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my mage is currently level 30 is it too late for me to level him to a strength build by now?
#61 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
I would say yes, My suggestion would be to upgrade the balder side sword or other light sword of your choice to magic. Magic weapons recieve a buff from your intelligence and if you plan on upgrading your magic level very high this will be your best chance to do the most damage
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
i see do you play this game on ps3 or xbox?
#63 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
xbox and PC
User avatar #64 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
any chance you could assist my adventures?
#67 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah I could get on sometime if you need help with a boss or some advice. My GT is RacialIntegrity
User avatar #72 - captainchina (12/07/2013) [-]
for some reason it doesn't want to let me send a request, send me one to mPHELPSMYHERO
#54 - vaanmichi (12/06/2013) [-]
Faith and resistance...
nah just kiddin, id go for a strength approach, put points in str, vit and end, the claymore is a nice weapon, you can find it on the dragon bridge. remember, souls spent in gear is always better to points spent in your char (imo)
User avatar #57 - captainchina (12/06/2013) [-]
my character is around level 30 can i possibly change his main stat to strength now or is it too late?
#76 - vaanmichi (12/07/2013) [-]
i dont know your stats, but i dont think its late to switch. if you put a lot of point into dex, feel free to use a quality weapon
User avatar #65 - mrgryndor (12/06/2013) [-]
it's to late, where are you? you should free logan in sen funhouse, he sells really good spells. But you must have high int. With a magebuild level ONLY int and vit (unless a redtearstone run more damage with less than 20% health) and then use a weapon that don't need much stats. This way you save souls and time but if it's your first time playing try to get a feel of DS. If you really want good tips watch a speed run.

weapon wise as long as you can use and upgrade the weapon it's ok, you can beat the game with an unupgraded dagger, know what i mean?

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