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#17 - Emo black hair guy is hiei, Kenshin looking guy is Kurama and …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #20 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
No, guy in back is grown up Koenma. Gankai was grown up to begin with. She can turn into a younger pink haired version of herself sometimes.
User avatar #29 - captainchina (01/31/2013) [-]
oh shit thanks bud.
User avatar #50 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
No problem. I love this show and all its hidden conspiracies within it.
User avatar #51 - captainchina (01/31/2013) [-]
you remember when yusuke goes to train with genkai? i saw zangief O.o
User avatar #54 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
Half of the characters from street fighter show up at Genkai's tourtement. Karasu is supposed to be a reference to DBZ, as well as Jakatsu from Inuyasha and Deidara from Naruto. Not to mention the author of Yu Yu Hakusho is married to the writer of Sailor Moon. I also think the writer liked the Inuyasha Sesshomaru pairing and modeled Yoko Kurama after what thier child would look like, but made him a fox.
#15 - hey there its Yusuke urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara,Kurama, Hiei, G…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Title 0
#16 - zenethe (01/31/2013) [-]
okay now i remember Yusuke and Kuwabara but who's black hair, Kenshin, and big head away from shot? (faces to names if you please)
#17 - captainchina (01/31/2013) [-]
Emo black hair guy is hiei, Kenshin looking guy is Kurama and dude in the back is the grown up Gankai if im not mistaken.
User avatar #20 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
No, guy in back is grown up Koenma. Gankai was grown up to begin with. She can turn into a younger pink haired version of herself sometimes.
User avatar #29 - captainchina (01/31/2013) [-]
oh shit thanks bud.
User avatar #50 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
No problem. I love this show and all its hidden conspiracies within it.
User avatar #51 - captainchina (01/31/2013) [-]
you remember when yusuke goes to train with genkai? i saw zangief O.o
User avatar #54 - zafara (01/31/2013) [-]
Half of the characters from street fighter show up at Genkai's tourtement. Karasu is supposed to be a reference to DBZ, as well as Jakatsu from Inuyasha and Deidara from Naruto. Not to mention the author of Yu Yu Hakusho is married to the writer of Sailor Moon. I also think the writer liked the Inuyasha Sesshomaru pairing and modeled Yoko Kurama after what thier child would look like, but made him a fox.
#75 - I'll just leave this here 01/27/2013 on good old two face 0
#39 - i just got that yesterday cant stop playing. Heracros… 01/26/2013 on Trainer Red -2
#224 - Picture 01/24/2013 on First time I made it to the... 0
#55 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2013 on First time I made it to the... +32
User avatar #93 - griphun (01/24/2013) [-]
This has been bugging me. Did this truly happen?
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Look at his fucking body you moron. His head also doesn't move through out the entire thing.

NO it didn't happen.
#224 - captainchina (01/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - griphun (01/24/2013) [-]
Big words, anon. Surprised that you actually used proper punctuation too.
#102 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
It's not hard. Hate it how most of the credibility towards anons has been lost because of the retards who use this site.
User avatar #104 - griphun (01/24/2013) [-]
Agreed. It isn't hard to use proper grammar and punctuation. The downward spiral of education really shows here.
User avatar #97 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2013) [-]
Do you really think it would have?
User avatar #99 - griphun (01/24/2013) [-]
Hey, who knows. The shit you see nowadays.
#27 - D.M.R. to the lower torso or legs and knock em out in a crowd …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Huehuehue +3
User avatar #32 - CRosBY (01/24/2013) [-]
Damnit i want to play DayZ now.
#161 - **captainchina rolled a random image posted in comment #19 … 01/21/2013 on BEAST MODE 0
#160 - Comment deleted 01/21/2013 on BEAST MODE 0
#155 - **captainchina rolls 520** 01/21/2013 on That pitch! +6
#286 - *sarcasm* 01/16/2013 on dramatic breakup -1
#251 - Picture 01/05/2013 on Willy's Logic 0
#9 - Picture 01/04/2013 on Drake & Josh Run Over Who?! 0
#18 - Picture 01/04/2013 on At least she tried +6
#14 - head and sholders 01/04/2013 on My love life +3
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Not cool at all +55
User avatar #386 - nefarian (01/05/2013) [-]
Fucking overpowered piece of shit to Zangief
#278 - AZQ (01/05/2013) [-]
#17 - here you are sir 12/30/2012 on Dragonborn's it! +9
#21 - struggle snuggie 12/29/2012 on do want +5
#24 - sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a reg… 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
#20 - We can swap. i have a good steak cooking style :D  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #21 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
IDK if that was a yes or not

1 steak
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk + more later
1 cup flour + more later
1 tablespoon pepper + more later
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon garlic
some kind of cooking oil (like olive oil)

put the eggs and milk in one bowl, mix
put the flour and spices in another bowl, mix
coat steak in flour/spice
pound steak 'til it's thin
dip steak in egg/milk
coat steak in another layer of flour/spice
add a lot of oil to frying pan (not too much to drench the steak but enough for gravy later)
fry steak til it's brown (flip for both sides)

for the pepper gravy, after you finish and remove the steak, add some milk (about 1 cup), pepper (about 1 tablespoon, and flour (maybe 1/4 cup)...the gravy isn't an exact process, you kinda have to wing it
keep stirring the gravy non-stop until it is cooked and gravy-like
User avatar #22 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
it can get spicy like that so if you want less spicy, use just plain flour for the first coating
User avatar #24 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a regular pan seared steak what you do is put salt and pepper onto a plate and press both sides of the steak onto the plate then set your oven to 400 degrees, pull out your frying pan of choice and coat the base with olive oil, let the steak sear on both sides for 2 minutes each, then put it in your preheated oven for 10 minutes. and there ya go.
#18 - that makes me really hungry now thanks.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #19 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
would you like the recipe?
User avatar #20 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
We can swap. i have a good steak cooking style :D
User avatar #21 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
IDK if that was a yes or not

1 steak
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk + more later
1 cup flour + more later
1 tablespoon pepper + more later
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon garlic
some kind of cooking oil (like olive oil)

put the eggs and milk in one bowl, mix
put the flour and spices in another bowl, mix
coat steak in flour/spice
pound steak 'til it's thin
dip steak in egg/milk
coat steak in another layer of flour/spice
add a lot of oil to frying pan (not too much to drench the steak but enough for gravy later)
fry steak til it's brown (flip for both sides)

for the pepper gravy, after you finish and remove the steak, add some milk (about 1 cup), pepper (about 1 tablespoon, and flour (maybe 1/4 cup)...the gravy isn't an exact process, you kinda have to wing it
keep stirring the gravy non-stop until it is cooked and gravy-like
User avatar #22 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
it can get spicy like that so if you want less spicy, use just plain flour for the first coating
User avatar #24 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a regular pan seared steak what you do is put salt and pepper onto a plate and press both sides of the steak onto the plate then set your oven to 400 degrees, pull out your frying pan of choice and coat the base with olive oil, let the steak sear on both sides for 2 minutes each, then put it in your preheated oven for 10 minutes. and there ya go.
#17 - only chicken D: ?!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #31 - rogerrabitt (12/28/2012) [-]
You Nig-nogs are crazy, creamy chicken is the best.
#757 - five finger rape punch 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
#32 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives +4
#31 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives 0
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#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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