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#21 - struggle snuggie 12/29/2012 on do want +5
#24 - sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a reg… 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
#20 - We can swap. i have a good steak cooking style :D  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #21 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
IDK if that was a yes or not

1 steak
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk + more later
1 cup flour + more later
1 tablespoon pepper + more later
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon garlic
some kind of cooking oil (like olive oil)

put the eggs and milk in one bowl, mix
put the flour and spices in another bowl, mix
coat steak in flour/spice
pound steak 'til it's thin
dip steak in egg/milk
coat steak in another layer of flour/spice
add a lot of oil to frying pan (not too much to drench the steak but enough for gravy later)
fry steak til it's brown (flip for both sides)

for the pepper gravy, after you finish and remove the steak, add some milk (about 1 cup), pepper (about 1 tablespoon, and flour (maybe 1/4 cup)...the gravy isn't an exact process, you kinda have to wing it
keep stirring the gravy non-stop until it is cooked and gravy-like
User avatar #22 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
it can get spicy like that so if you want less spicy, use just plain flour for the first coating
User avatar #24 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a regular pan seared steak what you do is put salt and pepper onto a plate and press both sides of the steak onto the plate then set your oven to 400 degrees, pull out your frying pan of choice and coat the base with olive oil, let the steak sear on both sides for 2 minutes each, then put it in your preheated oven for 10 minutes. and there ya go.
#18 - that makes me really hungry now thanks.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #19 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
would you like the recipe?
User avatar #20 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
We can swap. i have a good steak cooking style :D
User avatar #21 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
IDK if that was a yes or not

1 steak
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk + more later
1 cup flour + more later
1 tablespoon pepper + more later
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon garlic
some kind of cooking oil (like olive oil)

put the eggs and milk in one bowl, mix
put the flour and spices in another bowl, mix
coat steak in flour/spice
pound steak 'til it's thin
dip steak in egg/milk
coat steak in another layer of flour/spice
add a lot of oil to frying pan (not too much to drench the steak but enough for gravy later)
fry steak til it's brown (flip for both sides)

for the pepper gravy, after you finish and remove the steak, add some milk (about 1 cup), pepper (about 1 tablespoon, and flour (maybe 1/4 cup)...the gravy isn't an exact process, you kinda have to wing it
keep stirring the gravy non-stop until it is cooked and gravy-like
User avatar #22 - pebar (12/28/2012) [-]
it can get spicy like that so if you want less spicy, use just plain flour for the first coating
User avatar #24 - captainchina (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds really nice ill try it sometime. if you ever want a regular pan seared steak what you do is put salt and pepper onto a plate and press both sides of the steak onto the plate then set your oven to 400 degrees, pull out your frying pan of choice and coat the base with olive oil, let the steak sear on both sides for 2 minutes each, then put it in your preheated oven for 10 minutes. and there ya go.
#17 - only chicken D: ?!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Fat education 0
User avatar #31 - rogerrabitt (12/28/2012) [-]
You Nig-nogs are crazy, creamy chicken is the best.
#757 - five finger rape punch 12/28/2012 on Breaking Rape!?!? 0
#32 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives +4
#31 - Picture 12/28/2012 on Perspectives 0
#29 - well in most cases you would only get to pick one 12/20/2012 on If only 0
#298 - **captainchina rolls 351** 12/20/2012 on Trips aren't always tons of... 0
#27 - ^ this guy  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on If only 0
User avatar #28 - oowaxdoo (12/20/2012) [-]
Even I thumbed that.
User avatar #29 - captainchina (12/20/2012) [-]
well in most cases you would only get to pick one
#45 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome +1
#44 - too expensive for most school districts 12/20/2012 on Not Funny, But Awesome 0
#40 - oh god my sides. 12/20/2012 on MURICAAA 0
#58 - kill yourself ********* 12/16/2012 on what really happened in... +3
#62 - im sorry D: ... Clannad is so very very sad 12/16/2012 on kinda feel +1
#59 - ive never cried during a video game but that game got me.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on kinda feel 0
User avatar #60 - whosthisguy (12/16/2012) [-]
Don't do this because I will become curious and this is the same reason I can't complete the Anime Clannad
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/16/2012) [-]
im sorry D: ...Clannad is so very very sad
#56 - play the walking dead video game feels will be had  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on kinda feel 0
User avatar #57 - whosthisguy (12/16/2012) [-]
Never if I do I bet I will run out of my monthly feels and will be charged for more
and I spent most of them on this post and Halo 4 as well as parts of Black Ops 2
User avatar #59 - captainchina (12/16/2012) [-]
ive never cried during a video game but that game got me.
User avatar #60 - whosthisguy (12/16/2012) [-]
Don't do this because I will become curious and this is the same reason I can't complete the Anime Clannad
User avatar #62 - captainchina (12/16/2012) [-]
im sorry D: ...Clannad is so very very sad
#54 - Picture 12/16/2012 on kinda feel +2
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on All of my wut +1
#39 - morskoj (12/13/2012) [-]
#60 - why did you do that? not saying you cant but why? 12/13/2012 on I prefer to kill em with... -1
#17 - **captainchina rolled a random image posted in comment #2188… 12/13/2012 on Content contains the title +2
#40 - Comment deleted 12/13/2012 on Uhm.. 0
#39 - **captainchina rolled a random image posted in comment #3617… 12/13/2012 on Uhm.. 0
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#22 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #20 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
gimme those hot cross buns big boy
#18 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
Here's your wet bread
User avatar #19 to #18 - captainchina (06/21/2014) [-]
honestly im shocked that you did this
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