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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
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User avatar #136 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
hM?
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When it hit me I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. A thumb for you sir.
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...the joke went over my head...
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User avatar #134 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #131 - storebought (11/02/2012) [-]
hi

are you still a collector? if so there's a lot of itemms you have that are from before i started collecting and stuff id like to know about :)
User avatar #127 - nooc (09/08/2012) [-]
red sword and pony for pie?
User avatar #128 to #127 - cantpickusername (09/08/2012) [-]
Send the offer.
User avatar #129 to #128 - nooc (09/08/2012) [-]
Pleasure doing business
User avatar #130 to #129 - cantpickusername (09/08/2012) [-]
Same. Been looking for those items forever.
User avatar #126 - camperdude (09/07/2012) [-]
Yo, Your Chocolate Pie + gay gem + Raptor for my Sword of Red Thumbs ?
User avatar #124 - pandacub (09/06/2012) [-]
Hey man. what do you want for the chocolate pie?
User avatar #125 to #124 - cantpickusername (09/06/2012) [-]
It would have to one of your swords or something but im not sure.
User avatar #121 - zippadaizappadai (09/04/2012) [-]
Shot of tequila, hobo wine and jimmy rustle wine for yummy chocolate ?
User avatar #122 to #121 - cantpickusername (09/04/2012) [-]
Not looking for alcohol
User avatar #123 to #122 - zippadaizappadai (09/04/2012) [-]
Swap it for toast, raptor and orc ?
User avatar #118 - estevan (09/04/2012) [-]
gay gem, orc for the beer?
User avatar #119 to #118 - cantpickusername (09/04/2012) [-]
Orc. What kind of beer?
User avatar #120 to #119 - estevan (09/04/2012) [-]
pony piss
User avatar #115 - rcathell (09/04/2012) [-]
you trading for pony piss beer?
User avatar #116 to #115 - cantpickusername (09/04/2012) [-]
Depends, what would you want for one?
User avatar #117 to #116 - rcathell (09/04/2012) [-]
that was the one there's only going to be 250 of... offer?
User avatar #106 - kztroll (09/02/2012) [-]
Deal send trades please
User avatar #107 to #106 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Wait how bout Sheep egg, raptor, caesar, and toast statue?
User avatar #108 to #107 - kztroll (09/02/2012) [-]
can u also add a wyrm statue? don't have one lol
User avatar #111 to #110 - kztroll (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks, good deal
User avatar #112 to #111 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
I agree. But thanks! Ive been looking for a coin forever. Now i need a sword.
User avatar #113 to #112 - kztroll (09/02/2012) [-]
Goodluck with that, if I get one I'll let ya know
User avatar #114 to #113 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Alright. Thanks again!
User avatar #105 - ganjalff (09/02/2012) [-]
your sheep egg for my pig egg + throwing star?
#103 - ishmari (09/02/2012) [-]
I have a few eggs if you're interested. ANY dupes?

That sheep egg looks REAL nice up there.
User avatar #104 to #103 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
It would take quite a few eggs.
User avatar #99 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
What can I do for an orc?
User avatar #101 to #99 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Im just looking for items i dont have at this point. :I
User avatar #102 to #101 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
okay :s
User avatar #100 to #99 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Uhhhhhh idunno.
User avatar #95 - shayschamp (09/02/2012) [-]
What do you want for a gay Gem?
User avatar #94 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
What can i give for a sheep egg?
User avatar #96 to #94 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Only thing you have that i want is the red thumb sword and although id add more items, you probably wouldnt take the offer anyways.
User avatar #97 to #96 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Depends what items?
User avatar #98 to #97 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Sheep egg, maybe an orc, caesar, and a raptor or a toast statue. I dunno. Check my profile to see if there any combination of items you might want.
User avatar #87 - awesomerunner (09/02/2012) [-]
im dont want a sewing mecha but i have no idea if this is a terrible trade but my book for gay gem?
User avatar #89 to #87 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Well my gems in general
User avatar #90 to #89 - awesomerunner (09/02/2012) [-]
sure sounds good too me but then again i suck with items
User avatar #91 to #90 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Well theyre both 20k and theyre both common rares.
User avatar #92 to #91 - awesomerunner (09/02/2012) [-]
i have never seen a mephisto statue before plus but thank you for the trade
User avatar #93 to #92 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #88 to #87 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Actually, id give it to you for a mephisto statue. Im rather fond of my gay gems. I dont know why...
User avatar #85 - antimedic (09/02/2012) [-]
hey ill trade you a Coin for your two eggs and an orc 250k for 250k
User avatar #86 to #85 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
Ah shiit. Thats tempting but im trying to keep at least 1 of all my items. :I
User avatar #79 - ffffyou (09/02/2012) [-]
Man you got 3 :| ?
User avatar #80 to #79 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
I got one earlier and i got two from the one that dropped five minutes ago thinking it was the fabulous gem.
User avatar #81 to #80 - ffffyou (09/02/2012) [-]
It dropped twice and I didn't saw it.... ****
User avatar #82 to #81 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
At least the display got fixed now. I thought my black son did it on purpose.
User avatar #83 to #82 - ffffyou (09/02/2012) [-]
Idk... Thanks for the trade
User avatar #84 to #83 - cantpickusername (09/02/2012) [-]
No prob!
User avatar #76 - ManlyKittens (09/01/2012) [-]
Is there also any dupes I might offer for a sheep egg?
User avatar #77 to #76 - cantpickusername (09/01/2012) [-]
Unfortunately all you got that i want is the coin. :I
User avatar #78 to #77 - ManlyKittens (09/01/2012) [-]
Well fak.
User avatar #74 - JariWeis (09/01/2012) [-]
Congratz man, got 3 more "Sharkoon" answers after yours, your avatar applies to them ;)
User avatar #75 to #74 - cantpickusername (09/01/2012) [-]
Im rustlin all them jimmies!
User avatar #73 - vivarevolution (09/01/2012) [-]
dude can you accept my trades
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