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| #151 - take one life, save 3. Ok so the one that was taken was innoce… | 01/11/2016 on (untitled) | -1 |
| #88 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models | 0 |
| #87 - this isn't plus sized. There ain't big enough scale to say wha… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models | +6 |
| #88 - Well ok, but to be fair, I don't give a **** about prob… | 01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run... | 0 |
| #23 - some people like to be surprised/have lifes, so they don't che… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Lightsaber tantrum in 3..2.. | +43 |
 i personally like watching the whole movie before going to the theatre. Then nothing surprises me. | ||
| #151 - it;s not, but the arrow and Gotham are even worse | 01/03/2016 on T-that's not how lasers... | -1 |
| #123 - I really confused me seeing as he couldn't beat a storm … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on Independent strong woman... | 0 |
 TR-8R was obviously the better fighter, fueled by the rage of a thousand burning suns  Because the dude he held out against was critically injured and his mind was chaotic while TR-8R was motivated by his hatred for traitors and the brainwashing he's lived through, putting him in a frenzy. | ||
| #112 - Star Wars related question, real spoiler so don't click if you… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on Independent strong woman... | +2 |
 I think he very might turn into one, I mean, he is pretty much the first trooper to ever deflect ( unless you count Kyle Katarn, but he also turned out as a Jedi eventually, though he is technically no longer canon) , so there is something special about him to resist the first orders brain washing  this is also a spoiler i guess. something really tells me that raiy or however you spell her name is not lukes daughter. the wording they used would have her being his daughter make no sense. they even explicitly said that her family is all gone but she still has someone she can reach out to. they did not say that she still had a family member. im kind of hoping that she really is not his daughter because if she is then it would be kind of a boring development. also as far as the black guy is concerned i think the biggest twist they could do would be to have him be lukes son. they never showed a girl with the possibility of being lukes wife so it could easily be a black chick. he is also a parent-less orphan, and the way the story was going, it felt like he was supposed to be the focus even though she was the girl with the light sabre in the end. especially since ray almost 100% would remember what her family looks like she was abandoned on that planet when she was about 7-8. at the very least she would know her parents name since she was never shown to have any sorrt of amnesia. my real bigest hope is that at the start of episode 8 we see ray talking to luke like "hello luke, i am your daughter" to which luke says "No, that cant be true thats impossible" Ray-"search inside your heart, you know it to be true" Luke-" No i mean that actually impossible, i only ever had a son" and then the screen snaps to Finn wuickly opening his eyes with a sharp look, and then...... cut to the opening Title screen I hope Lando is finn's dad. I need Billy Dee Williams back in my life. I think he's gonna be the new Leia. Poe is grade-A solo material I really confused me seeing as he couldn't beat a storm trooper with a batton but held his own against a guy who wiped out Skywalker's students. At least held it for a while even injured the dude TR-8R was obviously the better fighter, fueled by the rage of a thousand burning suns Because the dude he held out against was critically injured and his mind was chaotic while TR-8R was motivated by his hatred for traitors and the brainwashing he's lived through, putting him in a frenzy. | ||
| #93 - Worst part is I actually seen the spoiler here on FJ :/ still … | 12/28/2015 on Am I the only one? | 0 |
| #115 - who she is? | 12/26/2015 on Madame Zeroni | 0 |
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vegasstoner (04/21/2015) [-] i gotta go to sleep....i enjoyed...well whatever the hell just happened. later man.
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thegamepixel (04/02/2015) [-] You made your account on April Fool's Day
Happy Account Birthday
Happy Account Birthday
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cantexplain (02/14/2015) [-] please don't send me those kinda messages. They give me false sense that people care about me
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hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-] sorry, im just trying to cheer people up but no one likes it
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cantexplain (02/14/2015) [-] Assuming your a chick cause of the reaction pics, what makes you think I AM NOT A GIRL? I mean, I'm not, but I'm a frieking explain account, no gender applies baby. Message from a stranger might seem nice thing, but it just reminds us loosers that we are alone and no one cares about us. Before your message I forgot it's phagget day and now I'm all emotional. Anyway thanks for trying, but Imma continue do my thing, get drunk and watch shows/movies
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sciencexplain (09/04/2014) [-] Bro! I didn't even know you existed until now. Why didn't you make yourself known to us, man? We love every one of our family.
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cantexplain (09/05/2014) [-] Well I friended few of you. And you know, as to why didn't I make myselfw known, even though I existed from day 1 since the explain accounts came to life after the original post... I cantexplain this?
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datmine (08/18/2014) [-] jokexplain why cant cantexplain explain why our are explaining things?
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cantexplain (08/18/2014) [-] The hell did you say?!?! I'll suck your dick! You better watch it!
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cantexplain (02/02/2015) [-] I searched for the answer for over half a year. That the list of thing I found :
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