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cannibislover

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:Tennessee
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#81 - I've done it before, albeit i was 16 and just wanted porn of p… 08/21/2014 on Totally not Chris Hanson 0
#55 - Oh i will. 08/20/2014 on Bill Murray’s attire 0
#52 - notice how it says 2015? i think its a joke about how he'll di…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Bill Murray’s attire -2
User avatar #103 - listerthepessimist (08/20/2014) [-]
i never thought, he's on next years deathpool for sure
User avatar #54 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
I am not referencing Robin Williams death I am just stating that he's really old and he'll most likely die 2015, mark my words
User avatar #86 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
He's only 63..
User avatar #89 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
So was robin
User avatar #92 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
Robin killed himself. Your comment was an implication that Murray will die next year because of his AGE? That is moronic.
User avatar #94 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Don't flatter yourself, buddy
User avatar #93 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
I was trying to make a twilight zone feel there not trying to be serious, don't even think Murray will die 2015 it was just a nod to the post
User avatar #95 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #97 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
But please do remember this thread, you'll never know when someone dies.
User avatar #96 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah and you're some kind of smart ass. If you keep acting like this you'll never get any friends
User avatar #107 - fannypack (08/20/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
User avatar #110 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Don't throw out words you don't know
#67 - matexius (08/20/2014) [-]
''He's really old and he'll most likely die 2015''

Marked...
User avatar #65 - thepandaking (08/20/2014) [-]
he's 63... that's not 'really old' haha
User avatar #88 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Well wasn't Robin Williams 63
User avatar #111 - thepandaking (08/20/2014) [-]
Robin Williams didn't die of old age, he died by his own hands. Heart attacks are a possibility, but that doesn't mean it's likely enough to say "yeah he'll probably not make it another year" especially at 63.
User avatar #55 - cannibislover (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh i will.
User avatar #53 - sirkanesixtytwo (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh fuck I forgot what year it was.
#52 - I'd rather be the one waitng at home for news any day that my … 08/19/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
#30 - Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway. 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... -2
#28 - The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mar…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... -2
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#26 - I want you to find this button and push it for me, just once.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
User avatar #27 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
CANT FIND IT
User avatar #28 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mark usually used after an interjection or exclamation to indicate strong feelings or high volume (shouting), and often marks the end of a sentence.
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#22 - You mean what he's been though. I get that she didn't get …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
#42 - armsdealer (08/18/2014) [-]
Knowing that your loved one could come back in a box to a closed casket funeral takes a toll on people. Not all suffering is physical, or did we forget about Robin Williams already?






cunt.
User avatar #52 - cannibislover (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd rather be the one waitng at home for news any day that my loved one died than actually be out fighting in war. I'm not say either is a good thing but that's the one i'd choose.
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (08/18/2014) [-]
So?
User avatar #24 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
WHICH PROBABLY IS THE REASON WHY HE WOULD APPRECIATE HER MAKING A DAMN EASY SIGN THAT MEANS MUCH TO HIM THAN HER NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT EXPRESSING HERSELF BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANNA "BRAG" TO OTHER PEOPLE

#26 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
I want you to find this button and push it for me, just once.
User avatar #27 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
CANT FIND IT
User avatar #28 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mark usually used after an interjection or exclamation to indicate strong feelings or high volume (shouting), and often marks the end of a sentence.
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#43 - I'm relevant. 08/17/2014 on What time is it? +21
#36 - His job primarily consisted of updating random peoples adobe r… 08/16/2014 on The IT guy part 2 +1
#569 - Yeah but regardless of where you work you can count on your bo… 08/15/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
#568 - I wasn't saying you didn't. Honestly im pretty sure i meant to… 08/15/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
#564 - Sorry to bother you on a comment from nearly a year ago but wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
User avatar #565 - redstain (08/14/2014) [-]
Because he isn't covered under Walmart insurance when he's off the clock. They look at that as a serious issue because if he gets hurt he's not covered.

It doesn't matter now though. He "Retired"
#563 - Where I work the signs are never wrong. It's usually somet… 08/14/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
#562 - It doesn't matter when the store closes, customers sense when …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Salute to Customer Service +1
#566 - klutzyspy (08/14/2014) [-]
dude this is a year old

But that would just mean you are closed when a big part of your customers want to shop. most businesses dont get the concept, that they are mostly open when people are at work
User avatar #569 - cannibislover (08/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but regardless of where you work you can count on your boss being an idiot about most things.
#561 - I've literally walked back across to the opposite corner of wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
User avatar #567 - arstya (08/14/2014) [-]
I think you misunderstood me. I put things back on their proper shelves.
User avatar #568 - cannibislover (08/15/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying you didn't. Honestly im pretty sure i meant to put this as a comment instead of a reply to you.
#47 - Wait until you're like 40 or 50, im sure that'll change.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on This man has seen hell 0
User avatar #48 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
well i'll enjoy it while i can
#44 - I don't see the problem, I am 6'1" though so im pretty ok…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on This man has seen hell 0
User avatar #46 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
seriously though, when i do eat (ie: when there is food) i fucking stuff my face and gain like no fat
User avatar #47 - cannibislover (08/14/2014) [-]
Wait until you're like 40 or 50, im sure that'll change.
User avatar #48 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
well i'll enjoy it while i can
#23 - If you want to lessen your torture follow the rules they give … 08/14/2014 on Anesthesia will fuck you up... +1
#21 - sorry comment #16 08/14/2014 on meet minik 0
#20 - I would've put googley eyes on him.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on meet minik 0
User avatar #21 - cannibislover (08/14/2014) [-]
sorry comment #16
#39 - Over the course of the last 3,4 months I've lost 25 pounds (20…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2014 on This man has seen hell +3
#43 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
jeez, i could eat like a fat person but im just too lazy to prepare food for myself so i stay thin.
User avatar #44 - cannibislover (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't see the problem, I am 6'1" though so im pretty ok with 180lbs.
User avatar #46 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
seriously though, when i do eat (ie: when there is food) i fucking stuff my face and gain like no fat
User avatar #47 - cannibislover (08/14/2014) [-]
Wait until you're like 40 or 50, im sure that'll change.
User avatar #48 - wumbido (08/14/2014) [-]
well i'll enjoy it while i can
#292 - >have had adblock for years >read this and say "… 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms 0
#12 - "Alright gentlemen time for the latest security briefing.… 08/14/2014 on Furby +3
#68 - Let me ask you Mr.SeniorAwesomeSauce, what jobs have you ever … 08/14/2014 on Pure evil 0

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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #14 - bluboyrulez (06/18/2012) [-]
You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
User avatar #13 - xyzlegend (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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User avatar #11 - MysticTomatoe (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
User avatar #10 - Dincorta (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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User avatar #3 to #3 - cannibislover (09/05/2011) [-]
I am in fact
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User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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