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cannibislover

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:Tennessee
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Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:1784
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#12 - Dude I was excited to gradually see my username turn blue, hon…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Colored Text 0
#14 - tuhtuh (09/08/2014) [-]
It makes me sad that this account has a much better color
User avatar #15 - xedeid (09/08/2014) [-]
But this is my main account
#4 - I can agree with your point, spider don't bother me so long as…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/08/2014 on what's everyone laughing at? +221
#79 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
Tarantulas make good pets because their bite is venomous but far from being lethal. Should rather be scared about the shit they put in your everyday food.
User avatar #75 - fuckfacez (09/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - popnotes (09/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - fuckfacez (09/08/2014) [-]
Not at all
User avatar #77 - popnotes (09/08/2014) [-]
Completely
User avatar #78 - fuckfacez (09/08/2014) [-]
At what part
User avatar #65 - lasttestament (09/08/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zg8Mqip6TM

Died laughing because this matched it
User avatar #66 - acemrhawk (09/08/2014) [-]
y u do this to me
#41 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Also by the force he threw it it's probably dead. Spiders are very fragile.
User avatar #33 - brotify (09/08/2014) [-]
Porter Robinson - Years Of War (Audio) ft. Breanne Duren, Sean Caskey holy shit that gif synced perfectly (for me at least)
#4 - so what the **** happened here?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on This guy is going places 0
User avatar #7 - puppyfood (09/08/2014) [-]
White guy got kicked in the head.
#34 - "Y'all just gonna walk off and leave me hangin?" 09/08/2014 on Life. 0
#63 - i believe they use plexiglass instead to house these little … 09/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#61 - You are aware that the film is fiction right? I mean i don… 09/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#14 - Is it really that bad for you guys? i mean it's pretty intense…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on YFW you nutted, but she... 0
User avatar #18 - kevinator (09/05/2014) [-]
If you're a guy:
You must have a below average sensitive penis because I know I can't tolerate that shit for long.

If you're a girl:
It actually go from extreme pleasure to a ''pulsating shock pain'' if you keep going too long after.
#16 - kingsandravens (09/05/2014) [-]
Yes it is, its like after ya'll squirt and cant even stand up or move and we keep pushing it in deeper.
#15 - thedudeintheshirt (09/05/2014) [-]
I fucking hate it.

Once I cum, I scream if my girlfriend keeps stroking/sucking my dick, especially the tip.
#28 - I don't actually hate the kids, i hate the part they're playin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Fuck 'em +160
#132 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah fuck them they have technology that i didn't have except the generation before you hates you too for the same thing anduisadbsaijkbd;kjasbd'osadsaujod
User avatar #287 - anametoremember (09/06/2014) [-]
You're a wise, sarcastic anonymous. Nice.
#37 - That looks like it'd be a nice package. 09/05/2014 on Betty White, 92, Dyes... 0
#20 - I didn't need the gay music and giant ******* arrows th… 09/05/2014 on dont cut in drive around +1
#141 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Cheap candy and gaming... 0
#322 - If you're talking about golden freddy he only shows up if you … 09/02/2014 on FNAF 0
#248 - which brings us back to the portable battery.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on FNAF +1
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#245 - but the magnetic doors are shut. also im just throwin…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#16 - 300 GALLON  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Snake Feels +42
User avatar #38 - Tusura (09/01/2014) [-]
Unfortunately 300 gallons wouldn't hold an adult anaconda comfortably either.

For instance the average 300 gallon tank is 96” wide x 30” deep x 25” Tall

An Anaconda can be up to 30+ feet long. It will have no place to move around in a 300 gallon tank.

That is why the zoo has anacondas in a tank that is as big as most one room apartments.
#241 - from midnight to 6am, he has time for another job, maybe do pa…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #243 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
>another job
and then go home directly to sleep. You wanna be sleepy when babysitting freddy's?
>do paperwork
ok let's stop paying attention to the animatronics
User avatar #245 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
but the magnetic doors are shut.

also im just throwing out ideas, i wouldnt fucking keep this job.
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#228 - buy one of those portable car jump/battery things. use it …  [+] (23 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #308 - rapathazar (09/01/2014) [-]
Have you ever tried having the doors closed for too long? That's how you get fucking freddy'd
User avatar #322 - cannibislover (09/02/2014) [-]
If you're talking about golden freddy he only shows up if you look at the camera with the poster and then look up from the cameras without changing to another camera first.
User avatar #266 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
Someone working a job this shitty for 4 bucks an hour is not going to be able to afford a fucking car battery.
#295 - finblob (09/01/2014) [-]
It's not that bad paying since it was set in the early 70's (I think)
#311 - thefirespike has deleted their comment.
User avatar #310 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
The bite of '85 happened in the past.
So how is it the 70's
User avatar #313 - finblob (09/01/2014) [-]
well then it's the 90's then
User avatar #263 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
better idea: find someone who can make copys of them
sell the originals, split the cash with the guy who made the new ones
do you know how much haunted animatronics would go for?
i mean what are they going to fire him for fixing there shit for them?
User avatar #265 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
or just sue the shit out of whoever your working for, dont have to prove there haunted just that there dangerous,
User avatar #288 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
it is in his contract that the company is not liable for any injury or death within the workplace
User avatar #291 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
im no expert on law, but im sure there is something that invalidates that contract when they put him in an insecure room with something they know will painfully murder him
User avatar #294 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
that's like saying a cop can sue if he gets killed in a stand off
User avatar #299 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
difference there is you sign up knowing you are RISKING you life
its more like if a cop joined the force and they locked him in a room with several armed murderers without any form of defense
one is knowing you might die, the other is they are actively trying to get you killed
User avatar #300 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
it is in his contract though, it would have to be

if he doesnt read it then he's an idiot

also it's a game man
User avatar #301 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
pretty sure there is a limit to what can be in a contract before its ruled the person signing it clearly was not in his right mind and the contract is invalid
User avatar #303 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not entirely sure cause I dont know law

but the thing to remember with the game is it is actually set about 15 years ago
User avatar #240 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
The guy earns $120 a week, he's piss poor.
User avatar #241 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
from midnight to 6am, he has time for another job, maybe do paperwork while hes locked in the office.
User avatar #243 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
>another job
and then go home directly to sleep. You wanna be sleepy when babysitting freddy's?
>do paperwork
ok let's stop paying attention to the animatronics
User avatar #245 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
but the magnetic doors are shut.

also im just throwing out ideas, i wouldnt fucking keep this job.
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#11 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Title +3
#44 - What's the company? I can't think of one with a bird.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Worst Job 1 0
#55 - angelusprimus (08/28/2014) [-]
Glass manufacturers?
I can think of only one Flamingo Glass And Mirror in Texas.
#86 - milk, soy. note the presence of the comma. 08/28/2014 on you had one job 0
#80 - Comment deleted 08/23/2014 on Mind=blown 0
#44 - The trick I was taught in drivers ed was the 3 second rule. (m… 08/23/2014 on Incroyable! +1
#23 - as a bisexual man i greatly enjoyed it. 08/21/2014 on More Offensive... 0
#35 - i was a virgin until halfway through my senior year and litera…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Parents Just Don't Understand +1
#36 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
Same here, man
#20 - No its to spend a few hours each day actually earning your ren…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Parents Just Don't Understand +2
User avatar #34 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
I'd go back to high school in a second. I didn't even like high school, but I'm in college now, and I've just realized it's all downhill from here
User avatar #35 - cannibislover (08/21/2014) [-]
i was a virgin until halfway through my senior year and literally NEVER got to leave my house to hang with friends until weeks before i graduated so high school sucked for me.
#36 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
Same here, man

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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #14 - bluboyrulez (06/18/2012) [-]
You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
User avatar #13 - xyzlegend (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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User avatar #11 - MysticTomatoe (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
User avatar #10 - Dincorta ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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User avatar #3 to #3 - cannibislover (09/05/2011) [-]
I am in fact
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User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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