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#245 - but the magnetic doors are shut. also im just throwin…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#16 - 300 GALLON  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Snake Feels +42
User avatar #38 - Tusura (09/01/2014) [-]
Unfortunately 300 gallons wouldn't hold an adult anaconda comfortably either.

For instance the average 300 gallon tank is 96” wide x 30” deep x 25” Tall

An Anaconda can be up to 30+ feet long. It will have no place to move around in a 300 gallon tank.

That is why the zoo has anacondas in a tank that is as big as most one room apartments.
#17 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2014) [-]
Misread. Sorry. Thank you.
#241 - from midnight to 6am, he has time for another job, maybe do pa…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #243 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
>another job
and then go home directly to sleep. You wanna be sleepy when babysitting freddy's?
>do paperwork
ok let's stop paying attention to the animatronics
User avatar #245 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
but the magnetic doors are shut.

also im just throwing out ideas, i wouldnt fucking keep this job.
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#228 - buy one of those portable car jump/battery things. use it …  [+] (23 new replies) 09/01/2014 on FNAF 0
User avatar #308 - rapathazar (09/01/2014) [-]
Have you ever tried having the doors closed for too long? That's how you get fucking freddy'd
User avatar #322 - cannibislover (09/02/2014) [-]
If you're talking about golden freddy he only shows up if you look at the camera with the poster and then look up from the cameras without changing to another camera first.
User avatar #266 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
Someone working a job this shitty for 4 bucks an hour is not going to be able to afford a fucking car battery.
#295 - finblob (09/01/2014) [-]
It's not that bad paying since it was set in the early 70's (I think)
#311 - thefirespike has deleted their comment.
User avatar #310 - leonhardt (09/01/2014) [-]
The bite of '85 happened in the past.
So how is it the 70's
User avatar #313 - finblob (09/01/2014) [-]
well then it's the 90's then
User avatar #263 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
better idea: find someone who can make copys of them
sell the originals, split the cash with the guy who made the new ones
do you know how much haunted animatronics would go for?
i mean what are they going to fire him for fixing there shit for them?
User avatar #265 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
or just sue the shit out of whoever your working for, dont have to prove there haunted just that there dangerous,
User avatar #288 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
it is in his contract that the company is not liable for any injury or death within the workplace
User avatar #291 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
im no expert on law, but im sure there is something that invalidates that contract when they put him in an insecure room with something they know will painfully murder him
User avatar #294 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
that's like saying a cop can sue if he gets killed in a stand off
User avatar #299 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
difference there is you sign up knowing you are RISKING you life
its more like if a cop joined the force and they locked him in a room with several armed murderers without any form of defense
one is knowing you might die, the other is they are actively trying to get you killed
User avatar #300 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
it is in his contract though, it would have to be

if he doesnt read it then he's an idiot

also it's a game man
User avatar #301 - seelcudoom (09/01/2014) [-]
pretty sure there is a limit to what can be in a contract before its ruled the person signing it clearly was not in his right mind and the contract is invalid
User avatar #303 - letriggs (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not entirely sure cause I dont know law

but the thing to remember with the game is it is actually set about 15 years ago
User avatar #240 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
The guy earns $120 a week, he's piss poor.
User avatar #241 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
from midnight to 6am, he has time for another job, maybe do paperwork while hes locked in the office.
User avatar #243 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
>another job
and then go home directly to sleep. You wanna be sleepy when babysitting freddy's?
>do paperwork
ok let's stop paying attention to the animatronics
User avatar #245 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
but the magnetic doors are shut.

also im just throwing out ideas, i wouldnt fucking keep this job.
User avatar #247 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
the doors cost power, magnet doors
User avatar #248 - cannibislover (09/01/2014) [-]
which brings us back to the portable battery.
User avatar #249 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
How are you gonna afford one on $120 a week and be quick enough to attach it before they get you? Remember that you're not suppose to tamper with the equipment, so you can't just plug it in and have the owners be happy with it.
#11 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Title +3
#44 - What's the company? I can't think of one with a bird.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Worst Job 1 0
#55 - angelusprimus (08/28/2014) [-]
Glass manufacturers?
I can think of only one Flamingo Glass And Mirror in Texas.
#86 - milk, soy. note the presence of the comma. 08/28/2014 on you had one job 0
#80 - Comment deleted 08/23/2014 on Mind=blown 0
#44 - The trick I was taught in drivers ed was the 3 second rule. (m… 08/23/2014 on Incroyable! +1
#23 - as a bisexual man i greatly enjoyed it. 08/21/2014 on More Offensive... 0
#35 - i was a virgin until halfway through my senior year and litera…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Parents Just Don't Understand +1
#36 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
Same here, man
#20 - No its to spend a few hours each day actually earning your ren…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Parents Just Don't Understand +2
User avatar #34 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
I'd go back to high school in a second. I didn't even like high school, but I'm in college now, and I've just realized it's all downhill from here
User avatar #35 - cannibislover (08/21/2014) [-]
i was a virgin until halfway through my senior year and literally NEVER got to leave my house to hang with friends until weeks before i graduated so high school sucked for me.
#36 - captainstinkypinky (08/21/2014) [-]
Same here, man
#81 - I've done it before, albeit i was 16 and just wanted porn of p… 08/21/2014 on Totally not Chris Hanson 0
#55 - Oh i will. 08/20/2014 on Bill Murray’s attire 0
#52 - notice how it says 2015? i think its a joke about how he'll di…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Bill Murray’s attire -2
User avatar #103 - listerthepessimist (08/20/2014) [-]
i never thought, he's on next years deathpool for sure
User avatar #54 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
I am not referencing Robin Williams death I am just stating that he's really old and he'll most likely die 2015, mark my words
User avatar #86 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
He's only 63..
User avatar #89 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
So was robin
User avatar #92 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
Robin killed himself. Your comment was an implication that Murray will die next year because of his AGE? That is moronic.
User avatar #94 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Don't flatter yourself, buddy
User avatar #93 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
I was trying to make a twilight zone feel there not trying to be serious, don't even think Murray will die 2015 it was just a nod to the post
User avatar #95 - brutallyhonest (08/20/2014) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #97 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
But please do remember this thread, you'll never know when someone dies.
User avatar #96 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah and you're some kind of smart ass. If you keep acting like this you'll never get any friends
User avatar #107 - fannypack (08/20/2014) [-]
You're autistic.
User avatar #110 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Don't throw out words you don't know
#67 - matexius (08/20/2014) [-]
''He's really old and he'll most likely die 2015''

Marked...
User avatar #65 - thepandaking (08/20/2014) [-]
he's 63... that's not 'really old' haha
User avatar #88 - mydreams (08/20/2014) [-]
Well wasn't Robin Williams 63
User avatar #111 - thepandaking (08/20/2014) [-]
Robin Williams didn't die of old age, he died by his own hands. Heart attacks are a possibility, but that doesn't mean it's likely enough to say "yeah he'll probably not make it another year" especially at 63.
User avatar #55 - cannibislover (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh i will.
User avatar #53 - sirkanesixtytwo (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh fuck I forgot what year it was.
#52 - I'd rather be the one waitng at home for news any day that my … 08/19/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
#30 - Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway. 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... -2
#28 - The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mar…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... -2
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#26 - I want you to find this button and push it for me, just once.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
User avatar #27 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
CANT FIND IT
User avatar #28 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mark usually used after an interjection or exclamation to indicate strong feelings or high volume (shouting), and often marks the end of a sentence.
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#22 - You mean what he's been though. I get that she didn't get …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Thats a long time to wait... 0
#42 - armsdealer (08/18/2014) [-]
Knowing that your loved one could come back in a box to a closed casket funeral takes a toll on people. Not all suffering is physical, or did we forget about Robin Williams already?






cunt.
User avatar #52 - cannibislover (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd rather be the one waitng at home for news any day that my loved one died than actually be out fighting in war. I'm not say either is a good thing but that's the one i'd choose.
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (08/18/2014) [-]
So?
User avatar #24 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
WHICH PROBABLY IS THE REASON WHY HE WOULD APPRECIATE HER MAKING A DAMN EASY SIGN THAT MEANS MUCH TO HIM THAN HER NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT EXPRESSING HERSELF BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANNA "BRAG" TO OTHER PEOPLE

#26 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
I want you to find this button and push it for me, just once.
User avatar #27 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
CANT FIND IT
User avatar #28 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
The exclamation mark or exclamation point is a punctuation mark usually used after an interjection or exclamation to indicate strong feelings or high volume (shouting), and often marks the end of a sentence.
User avatar #29 - krizz (08/18/2014) [-]
THIS IS THE END
User avatar #30 - cannibislover (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank god, it was boring conversation anyway.
#43 - I'm relevant. 08/17/2014 on What time is it? +21
#36 - His job primarily consisted of updating random peoples adobe r… 08/16/2014 on The IT guy part 2 +1
#569 - Yeah but regardless of where you work you can count on your bo… 08/15/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
#568 - I wasn't saying you didn't. Honestly im pretty sure i meant to… 08/15/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
#564 - Sorry to bother you on a comment from nearly a year ago but wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Salute to Customer Service 0
User avatar #565 - redstain (08/14/2014) [-]
Because he isn't covered under Walmart insurance when he's off the clock. They look at that as a serious issue because if he gets hurt he's not covered.

It doesn't matter now though. He "Retired"
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Have a nice day.
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You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover ONLINE (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
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He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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I am in fact
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hey new friend! whats up? =)
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