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#88 - It's a sign, likely outside a hospital or emergency care cente…  [+] (4 replies) 11/26/2014 on Shots fired. -1
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#148 - cannibislover (11/27/2014) [-]
Hmm, ok I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.
#95 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
Oh, because every pregnant woman drives herself to the hospital while their babies dangle from their vaginas.
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#99 - cannibislover (11/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes yes, however it's usually their husband, boyfriend, family, friend, kind stranger, taxi, etc so they can get in the door before their baby plops to the fucking ground while they're in agonizing pain.
#27 - "But the teacher didn't round up my grade so..." …  [+] (9 replies) 11/23/2014 on Around the Internet PART 33 +6
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#38 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
That goes for the people who don't deserve it. Usually, the people who ask are the ignorant fucks who can't spell the name of the course. I've had teacher round up my grade because of my golden behavior in their class, and I didn't ask them for a thing. Some teachers are just like that.
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#48 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
What the fuck is "golden behavior", being a fucking kiss-ass, or just a stellar little scholar?
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#55 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
When I say golden behavior, I mean acting as a normal student should, while the rest of my classmates act like ignorant retards. (I don't attend one of the best high schools) Acceptable conduct is the minority, while being ignorant is the norm. So "golden behavior" actually goes a long way with the teacher of my school.
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#56 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
That's some amazing shit maing. Do you take drugz to maintain that focus?
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#57 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm just a good kid. I can qualify as a black individual, but outside of my group of friends, everyone else is a nigga.
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#58 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
Do you lift?
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#59 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
If by "lift" you mean exercise regularly, then yes. I am in a marching band.
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#60 - luciferusmaximus (11/23/2014) [-]
You need to lift and learn some kung fu. Start early or you'll regret it later. I started in my 20s at least. Learn to kick ass well, and look the part so you won't have to every fucking day. That will help your concentration when the going gets even rougher than where you are now.
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#61 - ordanj (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't know any kung fu, but I do know how to defend myself well enough. I'll be alright. Also, I've lost almost 20 pounds since August. I feel pretty good.