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Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#69 - Well in a certain realm of possibilty we only use 10% of our b… 11/10/2014 on When siblings wanna fight... 0
#67 - You know it's a fictional movie right? I could poke logica…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on When siblings wanna fight... -1
User avatar #68 - Maroon (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, but they have small plot holes within the movie. This wasn't even a plot hole. The entire premise of the movie was bogus pseudoscience from decades ago that's already proven false. Sure, it's science FICTION, but in sci-fi you might think "this is unrealistic" but it's still in the realm of possibility whereas in this movie it's undeniably false.
User avatar #69 - cannibislover (11/10/2014) [-]
Well in a certain realm of possibilty we only use 10% of our brain.
A movie creates it's own little world where everything therein is reality.
I just like to sit back and watch a movie as it is.
#68 - just bisexuality by itself is around there but the completely … 11/10/2014 on We can't change who we love -1
#65 - Actually around 20% of the worlds male and female populatio…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on We can't change who we love -1
User avatar #67 - crazyolitis (11/10/2014) [-]
Last I heard, at least in the U.S., it's just around 3.5%. I don't think it's really 20%.
User avatar #68 - cannibislover (11/10/2014) [-]
just bisexuality by itself is around there but the completely gay people are much higher
#64 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on We can't change who we love 0
#28 - Another example of why I dislike text and writing, it lacks a … 11/10/2014 on diabeetus 0
#52 - Really? No one is gonna say anything? I mean it is an over… 11/09/2014 on 21 Colorful Animals 0
#15 - I recently had a fruit by the foot for the first time since i …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on diabeetus +1
User avatar #22 - Durp (11/10/2014) [-]
Do you think? Or was it maybe just that damn 'I'm not the size of a child anymore so things seem smaller' curse? Cause I hate that.
User avatar #28 - cannibislover (11/10/2014) [-]
Another example of why I dislike text and writing, it lacks a proper channel to express sarcasm.
#63 - Comment deleted 10/27/2014 on Humans are stuppiddd 0
#44 - Be sure to let me know how long it took the KGB to find you. 10/27/2014 on Putin's views on homosexuality +4
#10 - you've never felt like a monster would grab your foot if you s… 10/27/2014 on Trying to Sleep +13
#15 - How the **** could you see that thing buried in t…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on I see you +60
User avatar #37 - Grom (10/27/2014) [-]
from what I learned in public school, mammals at the time dinosaurs went extinct had vision that was far less evolved than the dinosaurs mammals were still in their infancy . Birds evolved directly from dinosaurs, their vision is far better than ours because mammals had to re-evolve the ability to see in full colour due to the max extinction.
User avatar #28 - rockmanfan (10/27/2014) [-]
there was a large, gleaming camera in front of it.
#17 - WitchKingTroll (10/27/2014) [-]
#29 - fuckscreennames (10/27/2014) [-]
#16 - sleepingone (10/27/2014) [-]
bug report: falcon is over powered
#159 - What about after they are out? like a short time later? 10/26/2014 on Just a couple of cute... 0
#36 - Absolutely disgusting but at the same time i'd imagine itd fee…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Just a couple of cute... 0
User avatar #51 - victorydanceofc (10/26/2014) [-]
Actually it feels like you have been lit on fire.
Literally.
Someone has poured kerosene on your flesh and tossed a match.
User avatar #159 - cannibislover (10/26/2014) [-]
What about after they are out? like a short time later?
User avatar #61 - mrpkmon (10/26/2014) [-]
oh god why do they exist
User avatar #158 - victorydanceofc (10/26/2014) [-]
Because God is a cruel fucker with a really twisted sense of humor.
#14 - fishing rod forward* 10/26/2014 on I'm hooked +1
#13 - Holy **** dude my dad did the same thing when i w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on I'm hooked +1
User avatar #14 - cannibislover (10/26/2014) [-]
fishing rod forward*
#15 - Send a letter. "I'd like 2 large sausage pizzas at 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on 300 years 0
User avatar #21 - kuntbag (10/26/2014) [-]
>not using carrier pigeons
#101 - No it means potentially screwing yourself over. You could get … 10/26/2014 on ._. 0
#10 - What ever happened to this guy who drove through that cycling … 10/25/2014 on Star In A Reasonably Priced... 0
#125 - Well I had slightly more muscle at that time but my point stands. 10/25/2014 on Obesity +1
#25 - This is eerily familiar, wheres it from?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Your moms tampon is ready 0
User avatar #37 - reekballs (10/25/2014) [-]
Manwhore series by sexuallobster on utoob
#120 - Exactly, doctors be full of **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Obesity +1
#124 - therealmaster (10/25/2014) [-]
Be aware, bullshit can come from anyone, including me. I try my best to be accurate, but I could be wrong.
User avatar #125 - cannibislover (10/25/2014) [-]
Well I had slightly more muscle at that time but my point stands.
#116 - I'm 6ft and 185lbs. According to my doctor im technically bord…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Obesity +1
User avatar #118 - therealmaster (10/25/2014) [-]
Your BMI is around 25.1

That's slightly overweight (normal is 18.5–24.9), but nowhere near obese (BMI over 30). BMI has it's limitations though. It may overestimate body fat in athletes and others who have a muscular build, or it might underestimate body fat in older persons and others who have lost muscle.
User avatar #120 - cannibislover (10/25/2014) [-]
Exactly, doctors be full of shit.
#124 - therealmaster (10/25/2014) [-]
Be aware, bullshit can come from anyone, including me. I try my best to be accurate, but I could be wrong.
User avatar #125 - cannibislover (10/25/2014) [-]
Well I had slightly more muscle at that time but my point stands.
#88 - My heart lies in something along the lines of veterinarian, ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on ._. 0
User avatar #100 - elcreepo (10/25/2014) [-]
You said it yourself. You're settle for a mediocre job and pursue your dreams on the side. Will you even have time?

Pursuing your dreams entirely, and being 100% happy, means screwing yourself over.
User avatar #101 - cannibislover (10/26/2014) [-]
No it means potentially screwing yourself over. You could get lucky and be one of the few, but it'd be a lot harder to pursue your dreams when youre homeless and in debt.

I'm simply taking to safer route. but not the one that leaves me no time at all to explore the things that id like to.
#34 - I dont know where you live but in my town just outside knoxvil… 10/25/2014 on The Fresh Prince 0
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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
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You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
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Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
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Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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I am in fact
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User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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