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#16 - That particular video though is fake. Some hicks in a small to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on bigfoot footage: stabilized +20
#106 - thegofuckyourself (11/06/2013) [-]
One of the people taking the footage died over a decade ago still claiming it was real, the person who was with him said in 2000 "it was possible I was fooled, but I would have taken a lot of work and set up, for him to do that."

one guy claimed to have made the costume for him, but it is widely believed that he just wanted publicity for his business.
#48 - What's it called?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on plot twist 0
User avatar #50 - yellowcardraiden (10/30/2013) [-]
Attack On Titan, or the Japanese name, Shigeki No Kyojin. There's only one season so far with 25 episodes, and definitely will continue. If you want to watch the show in HD, go to Crunchyroll and get a free trail there to watch it since the animation is one of the highlights of the show.
#46 - ive seen multiple posts about this show now, what is it?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2013 on plot twist 0
User avatar #71 - daentraya (10/30/2013) [-]
And now for the other resume of what this anime is about; AoT fucking with humanity and hitting them in the face and then again when it's down, continuously, while killing off more liked characters than Game of thrones and hitting us straight in the feels.
Also masterly done animation, music and artwork, everything is just as realistic as it needs to be while still having some space for pure liquid epic sauce in the cracks of realism.
Be glad that you now have a whole season to watch. We had to endure a cliffhanger every single dahm episode. It's also like a continuous movie instead of selfcontained episodes
User avatar #47 - yellowcardraiden (10/30/2013) [-]
It's an anime about human like giants that eat people and the entirety of the human race is cornered and made a civilization inside these 40m walls and tried to live happily, but as you can see from the post and what I put, a giant ass titan motherfucker shows up and is taller than the wall, this is also not a spoiler since it's literally the first min of the show, it's very bloody and depressing and strafes off from stereotypical things in animes (IE Fanservice) and stays pretty serious the entire show, highly recommend to see hundreds of people die.
User avatar #80 - pomsidoms (10/30/2013) [-]
Why is the big one all muscles and bone while the others have skin ?

Watching the first episode right now
User avatar #127 - ZenMacros (10/30/2013) [-]
You'll learn more about him later on. Any other info I can give you about the Colossal Titan would be a major spoiler.
User avatar #48 - cannibislover (10/30/2013) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #50 - yellowcardraiden (10/30/2013) [-]
Attack On Titan, or the Japanese name, Shigeki No Kyojin. There's only one season so far with 25 episodes, and definitely will continue. If you want to watch the show in HD, go to Crunchyroll and get a free trail there to watch it since the animation is one of the highlights of the show.
#12 - curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back. 10/29/2013 on Curiosity 0
#9 - You really piss me off. 10/29/2013 on comic con 0
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#16 - His birth name was Guy Fawkes, which later changed to Guido Fa… 10/20/2013 on Here buddy 0
#7 - I thought it was rather obvious. 10/18/2013 on The most shocking reveal... 0
#4 - What if there's no plumbing? Like it just falls down like …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Shit on Tumblr these days +68
User avatar #9 - fuzzysixx (10/18/2013) [-]
Well, you would never fill it up at least.
#27 - ykaliber (10/18/2013) [-]
Never fill it up you say? Well, why don't we break it down for you, because one day, it will fill up. As OP stated, the bathroom is overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. If we assume every story is 4 meters in height, the height of the shaft giggity is 15 x 4 = 60 meters

The width and length of the bathroom are the same, assuming the elevator was square. Let's say 3 meters in length and 3 meters in width, giving it a surface of 9 m²
Together with the height of the elevator shaft we get a volume of 9 x 60 = 540 m³

Now comes the shitty part of the equation because I do not know how many people live in that apartment and how many times a day they shit or pee. But let's assume, it is a household of three, one man, one female and one child. If they would all take a shit and a piss a day we would get:
- Male adult: 1,5 dm³ of piss and 0,5 dm³ of shit
- Female adult 1,0 dm³ of piss and 0,35 dm³ of shit
- Child: 0,75 dm³ of piss and 0,25 dm³ of shit
If we add this up we get 2,25 dm³ of piss and 1,1 dm³ of shit, so a total of 3,35 dm³**** of excrements a day which go down the elevator shaft.

This would take the 540 m³ elevator to be filled up in:
540.000 / 3,35 = 161,19 days.

And there you have it folks. The calculation of how many days it would take to fill up a 15 story high elevator shaft with shit and piss.
#37 - corndawg (10/18/2013) [-]
I really appreciate the dedication to shit calculations but 3.35 dm^3 is only 0.00335 m^3, 540/0.00335= a much more realistic 161194.03 days. Which is actually 441.63 years. Being optimistic the owners could use this for say 60 years and either die or not be able to use an elevator shaft latrine.

Doesn't seem likely that a new owner would want to keep a giant open elevator shaft of human urine and feces so I assume that would leave the pit about 15% full at the most.

Still a damn fine pile of shit right tho?
User avatar #33 - badmotorfinger (10/18/2013) [-]
or a little over 44 years
User avatar #31 - sqrbt (10/18/2013) [-]
neat
makes me wanna get started right away
User avatar #11 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
he does love cannabis... which is known to cause munchies, and who knows what those people eat... he could fill it.
#7 - No. The "Anonymous guy" is a mask of "V" i…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Here buddy 0
User avatar #15 - joestraightballa (10/19/2013) [-]
i knew it wasn't really him V for Vendetta is one of my favorite movies.

i was just making a bad joke
User avatar #8 - deadnannersreturns (10/18/2013) [-]
Guido.. GUIDO... GUIDO!!!!!

Guy Fawkes
User avatar #16 - cannibislover (10/20/2013) [-]
His birth name was Guy Fawkes, which later changed to Guido Fawkes when he was fighting for the Spanish.
#103 - Have you ever played Dead Space? 10/18/2013 on creeping up on you 0
#7 - As a resident of a small Tennessee town I can confirm that all… 10/17/2013 on Country burn +3
#4 - then acquire free donut. or you can still kick his ass. 10/07/2013 on that sucks 0
#1 - invisibly kick his ass and take all the donuts.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on that sucks 0
User avatar #2 - gildemoono (10/07/2013) [-]
that would make it an opportune time to be invisible and as such become visible again.
User avatar #5 - spanishiqiustion (10/07/2013) [-]
then steal a donut which would make it a oppurtune time to be invisible which would make you visible and 1.he would let you take it OR 2. the universe would implode
User avatar #4 - cannibislover (10/07/2013) [-]
then acquire free donut.
or you can still kick his ass.
#9 - "i loved it" 10/07/2013 on The inspiration is all... +1
#17 - Am I the only one that'd excitedly do this in a heart beat?  [+] (17 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Free food!! +169
#268 - cloymax (10/08/2013) [-]
it kind of looks like fun.
User avatar #266 - dyllygaf (10/08/2013) [-]
I'd totally do it, just for the personal glory

But I'd be shitting myself the entire time, I have a horrible fear of heights and I'd go very slowly and possibly have to stop a few times to panic. But by God I'd do it!
User avatar #261 - greedtheavaricious (10/08/2013) [-]
My heart is fucky. My heart'd stop beating before I'm 1/5 done.
User avatar #234 - commontroll (10/08/2013) [-]
Let's do it, you and me dude.
#191 - spikedude (10/08/2013) [-]
Exercise for food?

Fuck that.
User avatar #143 - godtherapist (10/08/2013) [-]
No, I'm fat too.
User avatar #89 - usernameluisdjlols (10/08/2013) [-]
id probably stop having heart beats if i went to do it
User avatar #66 - theincrediblemrk (10/08/2013) [-]
I'd love t go too.
#54 - nebuelaeus (10/07/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah man. I used to be cared shitless of heights but ever since i started repelling with my rotc unit I love doing shit like this.
User avatar #42 - Ruspanic (10/07/2013) [-]
I'd be okay with the plank walking, but that vertical climbing part looks scary as fuck. Also I'd get tired.
User avatar #41 - ericbeagles (10/07/2013) [-]
You say that now, but you'd probably just shit yourself and collapse if you were there
User avatar #36 - redrex (10/07/2013) [-]
i would, but i would get so fucking tired
#35 - timoffex (10/07/2013) [-]
No, it sounds absolutely awesome.
User avatar #39 - oestereich (10/07/2013) [-]
When are we going?
#60 - astayal (10/08/2013) [-]
Booking the tickets now
User avatar #280 - oestereich (10/10/2013) [-]
Where to meet?
#18 - speednugget (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes
#3 - oh France. 10/01/2013 on Kalos 0
#1 - That's it. They're officially ruining the whole thing. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Kalos 0
#2 - Womens Study Major (10/01/2013) [-]
its a joke. kalos is based off france. you cant actually run from trainer battles at least i hope not
#3 - cannibislover (10/01/2013) [-]
oh France.
#7 - And thats why I want to train my dog to attack on command. 10/01/2013 on nananananananana +1
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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #14 - bluboyrulez (06/18/2012) [-]
You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
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Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
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Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
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He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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I am in fact
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hey new friend! whats up? =)
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