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#27 - ykaliber (10/18/2013) [-]
giggity is 15 x 4 = 60 meters
The width and length of the bathroom are the same, assuming the elevator was square. Let's say 3 meters in length and 3 meters in width, giving it a surface of 9 m²
Together with the height of the elevator shaft we get a volume of 9 x 60 = 540 m³
Now comes the shitty part of the equation because I do not know how many people live in that apartment and how many times a day they shit or pee. But let's assume, it is a household of three, one man, one female and one child. If they would all take a shit and a piss a day we would get:
- Male adult: 1,5 dm³ of piss and 0,5 dm³ of shit
- Female adult 1,0 dm³ of piss and 0,35 dm³ of shit
- Child: 0,75 dm³ of piss and 0,25 dm³ of shit
If we add this up we get 2,25 dm³ of piss and 1,1 dm³ of shit, so a total of 3,35 dm³**** of excrements a day which go down the elevator shaft.
This would take the 540 m³ elevator to be filled up in:
540.000 / 3,35 = 161,19 days.
And there you have it folks. The calculation of how many days it would take to fill up a 15 story high elevator shaft with shit and piss.
#37 - corndawg (10/18/2013) [-]
I really appreciate the dedication to shit calculations but 3.35 dm^3 is only 0.00335 m^3, 540/0.00335= a much more realistic 161194.03 days. Which is actually 441.63 years. Being optimistic the owners could use this for say 60 years and either die or not be able to use an elevator shaft latrine.
Doesn't seem likely that a new owner would want to keep a giant open elevator shaft of human urine and feces so I assume that would leave the pit about 15% full at the most.
Still a damn fine pile of shit right tho?
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its a joke. kalos is based off france. you cant actually run from trainer battles at least i hope not
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#13 - iamnuff (09/29/2013) [-]
no, not impossible.
but considering how many people can't be bothered to hop on a bike and lose some weight, I imagine that if those same people woke up one day needing crutches to walk, then they wouldn't bother trying to work out how to slim down.
I have a friend who's like that, car accident when he was young.
he realized that he was getting pretty fat, did a little research about how to exercise if you can barely walk, then he just decided "I'm not going to be winning any races either way, what difference does it make?"
I might have done the same thing.
honestly, its HARD to find the time to exercise, and i can just go jogging or something.
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