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Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
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#43 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Which animal has inspired... 0
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#16 - His birth name was Guy Fawkes, which later changed to Guido Fa… 10/20/2013 on Here buddy 0
#7 - I thought it was rather obvious. 10/18/2013 on The most shocking reveal... 0
#4 - What if there's no plumbing? Like it just falls down like …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Shit on Tumblr these days +68
User avatar #9 - fuzzysixx (10/18/2013) [-]
Well, you would never fill it up at least.
#27 - ykaliber (10/18/2013) [-]
Never fill it up you say? Well, why don't we break it down for you, because one day, it will fill up. As OP stated, the bathroom is overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. If we assume every story is 4 meters in height, the height of the shaft giggity is 15 x 4 = 60 meters

The width and length of the bathroom are the same, assuming the elevator was square. Let's say 3 meters in length and 3 meters in width, giving it a surface of 9 m²
Together with the height of the elevator shaft we get a volume of 9 x 60 = 540 m³

Now comes the shitty part of the equation because I do not know how many people live in that apartment and how many times a day they shit or pee. But let's assume, it is a household of three, one man, one female and one child. If they would all take a shit and a piss a day we would get:
- Male adult: 1,5 dm³ of piss and 0,5 dm³ of shit
- Female adult 1,0 dm³ of piss and 0,35 dm³ of shit
- Child: 0,75 dm³ of piss and 0,25 dm³ of shit
If we add this up we get 2,25 dm³ of piss and 1,1 dm³ of shit, so a total of 3,35 dm³**** of excrements a day which go down the elevator shaft.

This would take the 540 m³ elevator to be filled up in:
540.000 / 3,35 = 161,19 days.

And there you have it folks. The calculation of how many days it would take to fill up a 15 story high elevator shaft with shit and piss.
#37 - corndawg (10/18/2013) [-]
I really appreciate the dedication to shit calculations but 3.35 dm^3 is only 0.00335 m^3, 540/0.00335= a much more realistic 161194.03 days. Which is actually 441.63 years. Being optimistic the owners could use this for say 60 years and either die or not be able to use an elevator shaft latrine.

Doesn't seem likely that a new owner would want to keep a giant open elevator shaft of human urine and feces so I assume that would leave the pit about 15% full at the most.

Still a damn fine pile of shit right tho?
User avatar #33 - badmotorfinger (10/18/2013) [-]
or a little over 44 years
User avatar #31 - sqrbt (10/18/2013) [-]
neat
makes me wanna get started right away
User avatar #11 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
he does love cannabis... which is known to cause munchies, and who knows what those people eat... he could fill it.
#7 - No. The "Anonymous guy" is a mask of "V" i…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Here buddy 0
User avatar #15 - joestraightballa (10/19/2013) [-]
i knew it wasn't really him V for Vendetta is one of my favorite movies.

i was just making a bad joke
User avatar #8 - deadnannersreturns (10/18/2013) [-]
Guido.. GUIDO... GUIDO!!!!!

Guy Fawkes
User avatar #16 - cannibislover (10/20/2013) [-]
His birth name was Guy Fawkes, which later changed to Guido Fawkes when he was fighting for the Spanish.
#103 - Have you ever played Dead Space? 10/18/2013 on creeping up on you 0
#7 - As a resident of a small Tennessee town I can confirm that all… 10/17/2013 on Country burn +3
#4 - then acquire free donut. or you can still kick his ass. 10/07/2013 on that sucks 0
#1 - invisibly kick his ass and take all the donuts.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on that sucks 0
User avatar #2 - gildemoono (10/07/2013) [-]
that would make it an opportune time to be invisible and as such become visible again.
User avatar #5 - spanishiqiustion (10/07/2013) [-]
then steal a donut which would make it a oppurtune time to be invisible which would make you visible and 1.he would let you take it OR 2. the universe would implode
User avatar #4 - cannibislover (10/07/2013) [-]
then acquire free donut.
or you can still kick his ass.
#9 - "i loved it" 10/07/2013 on The inspiration is all... +1
#17 - Am I the only one that'd excitedly do this in a heart beat?  [+] (17 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Free food!! +169
#268 - cloymax (10/08/2013) [-]
it kind of looks like fun.
User avatar #266 - dyllygaf (10/08/2013) [-]
I'd totally do it, just for the personal glory

But I'd be shitting myself the entire time, I have a horrible fear of heights and I'd go very slowly and possibly have to stop a few times to panic. But by God I'd do it!
User avatar #261 - greedtheavaricious (10/08/2013) [-]
My heart is fucky. My heart'd stop beating before I'm 1/5 done.
User avatar #234 - commontroll (10/08/2013) [-]
Let's do it, you and me dude.
#191 - spikedude (10/08/2013) [-]
Exercise for food?

Fuck that.
User avatar #143 - godtherapist (10/08/2013) [-]
No, I'm fat too.
User avatar #89 - usernameluisdjlols (10/08/2013) [-]
id probably stop having heart beats if i went to do it
User avatar #66 - theincrediblemrk (10/08/2013) [-]
I'd love t go too.
#54 - nebuelaeus (10/07/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah man. I used to be cared shitless of heights but ever since i started repelling with my rotc unit I love doing shit like this.
User avatar #42 - Ruspanic (10/07/2013) [-]
I'd be okay with the plank walking, but that vertical climbing part looks scary as fuck. Also I'd get tired.
User avatar #41 - ericbeagles (10/07/2013) [-]
You say that now, but you'd probably just shit yourself and collapse if you were there
User avatar #36 - redrex (10/07/2013) [-]
i would, but i would get so fucking tired
#35 - timoffex (10/07/2013) [-]
No, it sounds absolutely awesome.
User avatar #39 - oestereich (10/07/2013) [-]
When are we going?
#60 - astayal (10/08/2013) [-]
Booking the tickets now
User avatar #280 - oestereich (10/10/2013) [-]
Where to meet?
#18 - speednugget (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes
#3 - oh France. 10/01/2013 on Kalos 0
#1 - That's it. They're officially ruining the whole thing. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Kalos 0
#2 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
its a joke. kalos is based off france. you cant actually run from trainer battles at least i hope not
#3 - cannibislover (10/01/2013) [-]
oh France.
#7 - And thats why I want to train my dog to attack on command. 10/01/2013 on nananananananana +1
#19 - Fight unrealistic standards of men! Resist the oppression! 10/01/2013 on The V +2
#575 - I'm eating...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Tapeworm +7
User avatar #593 - thechosentroll (09/30/2013) [-]
Spaghetti, I hope.
User avatar #578 - konradkurze (09/30/2013) [-]
WAS eating
#11 - but not impossible.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on I can almost... reach...... 0
#13 - iamnuff (09/29/2013) [-]
no, not impossible.

but considering how many people can't be bothered to hop on a bike and lose some weight, I imagine that if those same people woke up one day needing crutches to walk, then they wouldn't bother trying to work out how to slim down.

I have a friend who's like that, car accident when he was young.

he realized that he was getting pretty fat, did a little research about how to exercise if you can barely walk, then he just decided "I'm not going to be winning any races either way, what difference does it make?"

I might have done the same thing.

honestly, its HARD to find the time to exercise, and i can just go jogging or something.

#88 - I'd feel like a cheap, dirty, used whore after something like … 09/29/2013 on :L +1
#22 - You've never met a woman who likes to surprise with her finger…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Well +4
#24 - majorkok (09/29/2013) [-]
i'd straight drop kick her in the throat
#50 - I always prefer odd numbers unless my current age is an even n… 09/29/2013 on weird facts comp 0
#42 - So uh, at one point in time you were selecting a username... a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Zelda Chest - Made In... +3
User avatar #69 - waterbottlemanboy (09/29/2013) [-]
What;s the source on your .gif?
#33 - People who've never read Macbeth thumbing you down.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) -4
#42 - toastableduckling (09/20/2013) [-]
No, people who read comment #6 are thumbing him down.
#145 - baditch (09/21/2013) [-]
I should read the comments before I comment.
#23 - Are all these deadpools the same guy or is there like an elite squad.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on 3,2,1,..... 0
User avatar #67 - snakefire (09/18/2013) [-]
He's one guy.
User avatar #24 - Zen (09/18/2013) [-]
Both
User avatar #66 - snakefire (09/18/2013) [-]
This is the single best and most confusing answer ever.
User avatar #61 - segbloodhound (09/18/2013) [-]
i think that just gave him more questions
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
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He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
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I am in fact
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hey new friend! whats up? =)
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