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cannibislover

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:Tennessee
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 185 total,  312 ,  127
Comment Thumbs: 5678 total,  6849 ,  1171
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 18 Content: New Here → Level 19 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:17337
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:1784
FJ Points:5813
Favorite Tags: tags (4) | the (3) | Pokemon (2)
Odds are I'm high right now.

latest user's comments

#85 - Solitary master race?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Dogs are wonderful +2
User avatar #87 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
also your a faggot LOL
User avatar #88 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
And you're thumbing down every one of my comments? real mature.
User avatar #94 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
"It's not that hard, dumbass. "
"They should already know how to do that, dumbass."
"The only thing you're a master of is being a dumbass"
"also your a faggot LOL "

Yeah im being a dick.
User avatar #89 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
and so is you being a dick. fuck off hick
User avatar #90 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
I may live in Tennessee but I'm from Indiana, people at work make fun of me because i don't act like a hick.
User avatar #92 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
I just noticed your name is cannibislover... that's fucked up. cannabis is fucked up. what kind of a sick fucker eats other people? that's absolutely disgusting
#54 - There isn't although this is literally the only show i've ever… 01/10/2014 on gotta go fast -1
#246 - God damn look at the size of her ******* hair she must … 01/09/2014 on 27 famous people then-now +1
#179 - No that was mostly people like the Romans (whom had small dicks)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on im an FJ-ist +1
#180 - notafunnyguy (01/09/2014) [-]
oh, gotcha.
#77 - Smell bad? Give them a bath you lazy **** . ****…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Dogs are wonderful +7
User avatar #84 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
Give them a bath you lazy fuck? How about they should bathe themselves. It's not that hard, dumbass.

Take a moment of your oh so precious time to train them? They're dogs, not niggers. They should already know how to do that, dumbass.

Dog owner master race reporting in? The only thing you're a master of is being a dumbass.
User avatar #86 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
Also you're level 0.
User avatar #85 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
Solitary master race?
User avatar #87 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
also your a faggot LOL
User avatar #88 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
And you're thumbing down every one of my comments? real mature.
User avatar #94 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
"It's not that hard, dumbass. "
"They should already know how to do that, dumbass."
"The only thing you're a master of is being a dumbass"
"also your a faggot LOL "

Yeah im being a dick.
User avatar #89 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
and so is you being a dick. fuck off hick
User avatar #90 - cannibislover (01/10/2014) [-]
I may live in Tennessee but I'm from Indiana, people at work make fun of me because i don't act like a hick.
User avatar #92 - arnolddusk (01/10/2014) [-]
I just noticed your name is cannibislover... that's fucked up. cannabis is fucked up. what kind of a sick fucker eats other people? that's absolutely disgusting
#29 - Women are emotion, pain, and insecurity. 01/09/2014 on How to piss off your... +9
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on didney worl +33
User avatar #49 - gunslayer (01/09/2014) [-]
That makes me moist
User avatar #61 - diegotan (01/09/2014) [-]
Delicious and moist?
Look at me still talking, there's some science to do...
#51 - OP posted a random picture of beautiful scenery asking for thu… 01/09/2014 on (untitled) +2
#50 - Google "beautiful scenery" Dozens of pretty much… 01/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
#94 - Subliminal messaging 01/09/2014 on maybe he likes the feel +2
#46 - You can. It's called google. 01/09/2014 on (untitled) -2
#45 - Hey I'm just trying to get thumbs but don't really want to pos…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
#49 - shadecrenshaw (01/09/2014) [-]
But it IS a pretty cool picture. So its not like the post completely worthless.

Like those two post youtube vids.
User avatar #51 - cannibislover (01/09/2014) [-]
OP posted a random picture of beautiful scenery asking for thumbs so he can go to NSFW (which quite frankly sucks in my opinion) when he could just as easily go to google and get a hundred fold the same material only better and more specific.

He posted a pointless picture and asked, literally just asked for thumbs.

You could argue that OP is underage and/or doesnt want actual porn showing up in his history but almost everything in NSFW has sexually explicit titles anyway.

Thumbwhoring is thumbwhoring.
User avatar #50 - cannibislover (01/09/2014) [-]
Google "beautiful scenery"
Dozens of pretty much the same thing.
#5 - Four years and no one has left a boner joke? 01/08/2014 on skeleton porn +3
#21 - They want the V. 01/08/2014 on Happy Birthday 0
#19 - And then you see some idiot sliding down them, barreling towards you. 01/08/2014 on Longest Haiku I Know +6
#17 - They want the D.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Happy Birthday 0
User avatar #20 - nyxeos (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't have a D to give lol
User avatar #21 - cannibislover (01/08/2014) [-]
They want the V.
#75 - A teacher who pulls this **** . 01/08/2014 on Why I hate the English... 0
#229 - I haven't smoked a cigarette in 2 days because I refuse to go outside. 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... 0
#227 - I live in Tennessee as well. Current temperature: 12 Fahrenhei…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on This is how cold it is in... 0
User avatar #228 - nucularwar (01/08/2014) [-]
I don't want to go outside
User avatar #229 - cannibislover (01/08/2014) [-]
I haven't smoked a cigarette in 2 days because I refuse to go outside.
#53 - These two things would be excellent side by side but not together. 01/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#41 - As for any updates idk but a species that could live in such t… 01/06/2014 on Ken M is best Ken 0
#827 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Cancer 0
#52 - No because I don't know how to use it on my penis. 01/06/2014 on I still want one 0
#4 - Did. did you really just post that?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on JFGI, RTFM, ETC 0
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2014) [-]
Yes.
#9 - I used to use multiple alarm clocks too. Until I got this alar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on I still want one +8
User avatar #34 - hektoroftroy (01/05/2014) [-]
You ever use the undermatress vibrator to masturbate?
User avatar #52 - cannibislover (01/06/2014) [-]
No because I don't know how to use it on my penis.

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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #14 - bluboyrulez (06/18/2012) [-]
You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
User avatar #13 - xyzlegend (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
#12 - kaponireturns **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 - MysticTomatoe (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
User avatar #10 - Dincorta (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
#2 - baconnwaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #3 - cannibislover (09/05/2011) [-]
I am in fact
#4 to #4 - baconnwaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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