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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/22/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:Tennessee
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#35 - Also i don't have gauges, I just felt the need to express that. 08/27/2013 on guage 0
#34 - lock picking is a useful skill (i learned it before Skyrim btw)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on guage 0
User avatar #35 - cannibislover (08/27/2013) [-]
Also i don't have gauges, I just felt the need to express that.
#43 - Actually pigs today are stores tightly in warehouses and barel…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on That salad 0
#50 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
Not in the UK bitch. We have some of the highest animal rights in the world.
#30 - or if you use surf or mount your bike. 08/27/2013 on Goddamnit 0
#29 - The original Silver let you track them too.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Goddamnit +1
User avatar #34 - myaccountisnew (08/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it only showed one on the map at a time.
#64 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on a bird comp 0
#19 - Mr. Sunshine? 08/26/2013 on So this is a thing +5
#14 - Most venomous spider in the world, bites unprovoked, W… 08/26/2013 on Well what do we have here? +1
#50 - I'm sorry but you're making it very difficult to sustain this joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on The struggle 0
User avatar #51 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
I know
Sorry
I'm bored
I'm at work but some of our servers are down so I can do nothing
Work was boring, but I don't really have much to do know
#48 - who beats their jerky limp? (except when starting)  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2013 on The struggle 0
User avatar #49 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Unless you have a weird dick, you would go limb some time after cumming
User avatar #80 - icefried (08/26/2013) [-]
What? Bullshit. I'm still hard a while after i finish (even multiple times, my record is 5 in a row, got bored after).. like a long while. I got worried once and thought i needed to see a doctor but then remembered that only applies if you've taken pills.
Seriously, do most guys lower their sails after only one jolly roger?
User avatar #111 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Yes
Because I'm not horny anymore after that
And my dick's all like "Yea, let's play some vidya or go to sleep"
User avatar #50 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but you're making it very difficult to sustain this joke.
User avatar #51 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
I know
Sorry
I'm bored
I'm at work but some of our servers are down so I can do nothing
Work was boring, but I don't really have much to do know
#45 - again? why stop?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2013 on The struggle 0
User avatar #46 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Fapping limb doesn't feel as good
User avatar #48 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
who beats their jerky limp? (except when starting)
User avatar #49 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Unless you have a weird dick, you would go limb some time after cumming
User avatar #80 - icefried (08/26/2013) [-]
What? Bullshit. I'm still hard a while after i finish (even multiple times, my record is 5 in a row, got bored after).. like a long while. I got worried once and thought i needed to see a doctor but then remembered that only applies if you've taken pills.
Seriously, do most guys lower their sails after only one jolly roger?
User avatar #111 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Yes
Because I'm not horny anymore after that
And my dick's all like "Yea, let's play some vidya or go to sleep"
User avatar #50 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but you're making it very difficult to sustain this joke.
User avatar #51 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
I know
Sorry
I'm bored
I'm at work but some of our servers are down so I can do nothing
Work was boring, but I don't really have much to do know
#42 - Me.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2013 on The struggle 0
User avatar #43 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm just going to suspect that you're a boy
So when you've fapped, you want to fap again?
User avatar #45 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
again? why stop?
User avatar #46 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Fapping limb doesn't feel as good
User avatar #48 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
who beats their jerky limp? (except when starting)
User avatar #49 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Unless you have a weird dick, you would go limb some time after cumming
User avatar #80 - icefried (08/26/2013) [-]
What? Bullshit. I'm still hard a while after i finish (even multiple times, my record is 5 in a row, got bored after).. like a long while. I got worried once and thought i needed to see a doctor but then remembered that only applies if you've taken pills.
Seriously, do most guys lower their sails after only one jolly roger?
User avatar #111 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
Yes
Because I'm not horny anymore after that
And my dick's all like "Yea, let's play some vidya or go to sleep"
User avatar #50 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but you're making it very difficult to sustain this joke.
User avatar #51 - Nightinear (08/26/2013) [-]
I know
Sorry
I'm bored
I'm at work but some of our servers are down so I can do nothing
Work was boring, but I don't really have much to do know
#23 - Picture 08/26/2013 on Show me a sign +5
#91 - So they realized that frog had a dick and still let it be popular?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #92 - mads (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was an odd time for england
#20 - Why does he lack genitalia in the video?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #25 - mads (08/25/2013) [-]
When it got big in England they censored it.
User avatar #91 - cannibislover (08/26/2013) [-]
So they realized that frog had a dick and still let it be popular?
User avatar #92 - mads (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was an odd time for england
#22 - justleaving (08/25/2013) [-]
I have no idea ...
#218 - Pink Pill. 08/24/2013 on Hmmmm 0
#15 - Comment deleted 08/21/2013 on wat 0
#20 - Little did they know Rob had rubbed Anthrax on his hands momen… 08/21/2013 on Rob wants a high five +18
#2064 - Ice and Thunder, Godlike powers, and somewhat noobish. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers +1
User avatar #2067 - Syfen (08/12/2013) [-]
somewhat noob godlike powers?
User avatar #2075 - angreif (08/14/2013) [-]
yeah. he has insane powers, but he doesn't know how the fuck to use them
#2082 - Syfen (08/14/2013) [-]
so he randomly just shoots out ice and thunder every time he sneezes or takes a crap? sound like someone I'd avoid.
"Hey Bob, high five"
*high five*
"sorry that blizzard destroyed your home town, then thunder killed the survivors"
User avatar #2083 - angreif (08/14/2013) [-]
Eeeeeeexactly
#2062 - **cannibislover rolls 002**  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#2064 - cannibislover (08/12/2013) [-]
Ice and Thunder, Godlike powers, and somewhat noobish.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.
User avatar #2067 - Syfen (08/12/2013) [-]
somewhat noob godlike powers?
User avatar #2075 - angreif (08/14/2013) [-]
yeah. he has insane powers, but he doesn't know how the fuck to use them
#2082 - Syfen (08/14/2013) [-]
so he randomly just shoots out ice and thunder every time he sneezes or takes a crap? sound like someone I'd avoid.
"Hey Bob, high five"
*high five*
"sorry that blizzard destroyed your home town, then thunder killed the survivors"
User avatar #2083 - angreif (08/14/2013) [-]
Eeeeeeexactly
#2 - You liked your own status? And were the first person to do so... 08/12/2013 on Beaver fun 0
#7 - I believe this is what he was looking for: wildcritte… 08/12/2013 on Just A Little Bit Biased 0
#13 - You are one of the worst types of people. "Oh I'… 08/08/2013 on fuck yo party, nigga +24
#6 - Given the large population that the U.S. has, the Electoral Co… 08/02/2013 on It's time to v-v-v-v-vvvvote! -1
#520 - I'll sneak laxatives into all her food until she's skinny. 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! 0
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User avatar #16 - TheWayneAdams (06/19/2012) [-]
Have a nice day.
#15 - dovakind (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day!
User avatar #14 - bluboyrulez (06/18/2012) [-]
You day, make it joyous! (while im in Japan with a typhoon {a.k.a. a HURRICANE!!! =p} headed my way, lol)
User avatar #13 - xyzlegend (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day filled with joyus thoughts and actions!
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User avatar #11 - MysticTomatoe ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a wonderful day, fellow human being
User avatar #10 - Dincorta (06/18/2012) [-]
Have a nice day man.
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#6 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
I must say dude, I admire all ur positivity and motivation around this place! Keep it up dude
#7 to #7 - cannibislover (09/12/2011) [-]
Haha, wow thanks!  
I try to be a good guy :]
Haha, wow thanks!
I try to be a good guy :]
#8 to #8 - OHaiMark (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you're definitely succeeding at that!
<<< You're full of
#5 - anonymous (09/08/2011) [-]
He deleted the cpmments. That reposter...
#2 - baconnwaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #3 - cannibislover (09/05/2011) [-]
I am in fact
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User avatar #1 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
hey new friend! whats up? =)
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